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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big sky blue screen comes up with "Airports" written on it with a plane taking off, a sky full of clouds, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins at the Dillydale Airport with two aeroplanes taking off)
Narrator: Ah, Dillydale Airport! The very model of a modern airport!
(Mr. Bounce bounces in front of the airport with a suitcase in his hands)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Nervous (who is supposed to by guiding the aeroplanes into the airport gates) is shown being chased by an aerpplane driven by Little Miss Whoops)
Narrator: Work hard to keep the airport running smoothly. Some guide the aeroplanes into the gates...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Strong and Mr. Bump loading the luggage onto an airplane)
Narrator: Others unload the luggage.
(Mr. Strong accidentally loads Mr. Bump onto the aeroplane and only realizes his mistake when he notices that Mr. Bump has disappeared. The scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops driving one of the planes)
Narrator: There are also the pilots, who fly these magnificent aeroplanes!
(Little Miss Whoops crashes into another plane)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(The scene cuts to outside the airport where Little Miss Sunshine is checking in all the passengers who are in a queue. In the queue are Mr. Funny, Mr. Tall, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox (who is talking on her cellphone))
Narrator: And then, of course, there are the passengers. Who are often in a hurry.
(The camera pans over to a queue of cars. The first car in the queue is Little Miss Bossy, who is driving a truck shipping canned peas. Next in the queue is Mr. Nervous in his mini van. Finally, the camera zooms in on a car driven by Mr. Stubborn. In addition to Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet are passengers accompanying Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown driving behind Mr. Stubborn but the camera focuses on the trio)
Narrator: Like Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Grumpy.
(As the camera zooms in, Mr. Stubborn is heard honking his car horn)
Narrator: Who are about to go on a holiday.
(The scene cuts to the inside of Mr. Stubborn's car)
Mr. Grumpy: Honking that horn of yours isn't going to speed things up!
(Mr. Stubborn stops honking his car horn)
Mr. Stubborn: That's what you think!
(Mr. Stubborn points at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!
Mr. Stubborn: We have a plane to catch!
(Mr. Stubborn slams his foot on the gas pedal and reverses the car and crashes into the front of Mr. Scatterbrain's car! This sends Mr. Grumpy to the backseat of the car with Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Then Mr. Stubborn shifts the car into drive and rear-ends Mr. Nervous' car. Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy end up bumping into the windshield)
Mr. Grumpy: Ow!
(Mr. Stubborn then backs up into Mr. Scatterbrain's car again and both Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy are sent to the back seat)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!
(Mr. Stubborn manages to pull out of the line and drives away. One of the rear headlights on Mr. Nervous' car falls off and shatters into pieces on the ground. Back with Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Grumpy, the latter two pick themselves up and re-strap themselves in. Mr. Grumpy is also quick to realize something)
Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing, Mr. Stubborn?
(Mr. Quiet looks out the rear windshield)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
Mr. Grumpy: The airport car park is that way! (points to the left)
Mr. Stubborn: I'm going to another car park!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Quiet as he innocently watches Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn argue)
Mr. Quiet: Hmm!
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): There isn't another car park at this airport!
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): That shows what little you know, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Stubborn drives his car through a restricted area that says "No cars allowed!")
Mr. Quiet: Oh, not good! Turn around!
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Stubborn! Cars aren't allowed on this road!
Mr. Stubborn: Who says?
(Mr. Grumpy points to a sign that's off screen)
Mr. Grumpy: That sign!
(The camera cuts to the sign showing a car with a no symbol on it. The camera then pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that sign!
(The camera pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning with the warning more noticeable as thre are alarms on the sign and the no driving symbol is between two exclamation points)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that one!
(The camera pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning with the warning more noticeable as their are alarms on the sign and arrows are pointing at the no driving symbol)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that one!
(Mr. Stubborn drives through the sign)
Mr. Stubborn: You should know better than to pay attention to signs!
(The camera cuts back into the car. Mr. Quiet is starting to panic)
Mr. Quiet: No! We've gotta get out of the car!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm telling you, Stubborn. Cars are not supposed to be out here!
(Mr. Stubborn starts driving onto the airport runway and two planes take off over the car as they drive by)
Mr. Stubborn: Are you going to be like this for the whole holiday?
(A third plane takes off over the car)
Mr. Grumpy: If you mean be right? Yes.
Mr. Stubborn: Enough with your complaining!
Mr. Quiet: Hmm!
Mr. Stubborn: We have a plane to catch!
Mr. Quiet: Mmm!
(Mr. Stubborn parks the car)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
Mr. Quiet: Hmm! Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn get out of the car. An overhead shot reveals that Mr. Stubborn parked on the airport runway as a plane flies over them)
Mr. Grumpy: But, this is the runway!
(The camera pans back down to show Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn arguing while a nervous Mr. Quiet stays in the car. An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Grumpy: Cars are definitely not allowed on the runway!
(The airplane crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Stubborn: It is perfectly fine to park here!
(Another airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the right)
Mr. Grumpy: No, it is not!
(The screen shakes)
Mr. Stubborn: Yes, it is!
Mr. Grumpy: Prove it!
(Mr. Stubborn gestures to his car)
Mr. Stubborn: What is this?
(An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Grumpy: A parked car.
(An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Stubborn: And where do you find parked cars?
Mr. Grumpy: In car parks!
(Mr. Stubborn jumps)
Mr. Stubborn: Exactly!
Mr. Grumpy: D'oh! Crooked cucumbers! I don't know what I was thinking agreeing to go on holiday with you!
Mr. Stubborn: And I don't know what I was thinking inviting you!
(Mr. Grumpy walks away)
Mr. Grumpy: Good. Keep your invitation.
(Mr. Grumpy is shown with his suitcase walking down the runway)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm going home. And enjoying some time....
(An airplane flies over Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy's hat nearly flies off his head but he catches it and puts it back on)
Mr. Grumpy: Alone!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves as another airplane flies overhead. The scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: That man is impossible!
(Mr. Quiet walks over to Mr. Stubborn and ducks as a plane's landing gear flies over Mr. Quiet's head)
Mr. Quiet: (yelps quietly)
Mr. Stubborn: Come on Mr. Quiet!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs Mr. Quiet's arm and starts dragging him)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Mr. Stubborn: We don't want to miss our plane.
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
(As Mr. Stubborn drags Mr. Quiet away from his car, a plane is heard falling. Suddenly, Little Miss Whoops crash lands an airplane on top of Mr. Stubborn's car, obliterating the car in the process)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Stubborn immediately shakes off the fact that his car has been destroyed and drags Mr. Quiet away)
Mr. Stubborn: Humph!
(Little Miss Sunshine, as a stewardess, passes by with a food cart several times. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Scatterbrain opens one of the luggage compartment bins and finds a second Mr. Scatterbrain in there. The second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello before closing the bin. The first Mr. Scatterbrain smiles and the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Bump standing in the center of an orange square which is in the middle of a sky blue background)
Mr. Bump: Ah! Ah! Hi! I'm Mr. Bump!
(The orange square Mr. Bump is in shrinks and moves down to the lower left corner of the screen)
Mr. Bump: And welcome to...
(A teal square showing Mr. Messy, Mr. Tall, and Little Miss Scary waiting on the line to where you check your bags appears in the lower right corner of the screen. Appearing in the top right corner of the screen is a gray background showing the luggage carousel. Appearing in the top left corner of the screen is the airport and airport tower itself)
Mr. Bump: "How Do They Do It"!
(The camera cuts over to outside the airport)
Mr. Bump: (voiceover) Today, we'll learn just how an airport makes sure passengers know where to go to get their plane.
(While he talks, a crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses (Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Naughty, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Lazy, Little Miss Whoops, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Bounce, and Little Miss Helpful) appear on the bottom of the screen. Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Noisy, and Little Miss Helpful have suitcases. An airplane appears at the top of the screen, then a green arrow pointing down appears in between the airplane and the passengers. A blue-green arrow forming an L shape with the tip of the arrow pointing up appears between the passengers and the airport. After that, a blue arrow pointing up appears above the airport and points to three question marks. One is coloured green, another is coloured purple, and the third question mark is coloured orange. Then, several arrows (a dotted looped red arrow, a curved green arrow, an L-shaped red arrow with the point pointing to the left, a wavy dotted white arrow, and a blue arrow that's bent at the tail with the tip pointing towards the passengers) appear on the screen and a blue line forms a circle that is drawn around the airplane. The screen is engulfed black scribbles. The camera cuts over to Mr. Bump walking in the airport past Mr. Tickle and a blue arrow pointing to the right)
Mr. Bump: I am standing at the gates where passengers wait for their flights. (stops walking)
(In the background are Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Tickle. Mr. Nosey is working behind a desk while Mr. Bounce and Mr. Tickle are just standing around)
Mr. Bump: When waiting for your plane, it's very important to listen closely to the announcements by the people in charge.
(Mr. Bump gestures to the left and everyone else also looks left)
Miss Helpful: (over the PA) Attention all passengers! (cut to her at the flight alert desk) Miss Helpful here with a little change in our schedule.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Flight 64 to Happyland is now boarding at Gate 17!
(Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Tickle run away)
Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce and Mr. Tickle: (screams)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): That's Flight 64 at Gate 17.
Mr. Bump: Like that!
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump stands back up holding his back in pain)
Mr. Bump: If it wasn't for these important announcements, you might not know where to go.
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Attention all passengers!
(The camera cuts back to the flight alert desk)
Miss Helpful: I was wrong, Flight 64 is actually boarding at Gate 6.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): That's Flight 64 Gate 6.
Mr. Bump: You see,
(Mr. Bump is, again, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ow! Oh.
(Mr. Bump gets up with stars circling his head)
Mr. Bump: Who wears football boots to the airport?
Miss Helpful: (over the PA) Oh! Wrong again. Heh!
Mr. Bump: Hmm.
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Flight 64 isn't boarding at Gate 6, it's boarding at Gate 12.
(Mr. Bump is, for the third time, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Hmm! (screams)! O-ho-how! Woah!
(Mr. Bump spins around for a while before regaining control of himself)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Or is it Gate 17?
(Mr. Bump is, again, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mr. Bump stands back up with a pair of boxer shorts on his head)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Ooh wait! No, it was Gate 12.
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): W-ow!
(Mr. Bump stands back up wearing a snorkel and a set of swim goggles)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Or is it Gate 13?
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ow!
(Mr. Bump stands back up wearing a hat with flowers on its brim)
Mr. Bump: It's important to listen closely to these very helpful announcements!!
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Maybe it's Gate 2?
Mr. Bump: Hmm!
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Yes! That's it! Gate 2!
Mr. Bump: (groans)
(Mr. Bump is, for the seventh and final time, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mr. Bump is shown lying on the floor. Mr. Bump lifts his head to sign off)
Mr. Bump: Well, we're out of time. Join me next week for "How Do They Do It?"!
(An arrow sign fall on top of Mr. Bump. The screen fades to black. The next scene is at the check-in desk. Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude are together in front of the line. Passengers also on line are Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tall, and Mr. Messy)
Narrator: Over at Dillydale Airlines, Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude are about to check in for their flight. With any luck. they'll be able to check their luggage too.
Mr. Happy: You're really going to love this airline, Mr. Rude. There's a television on the back of every seat!
Mr. Rude: Good. It will make it easier to ignore the person next to me.
(Mr. Happy pulls Mr. Rude close to him)
Mr. Happy: But I'll be sitting next to you, Mr. Rude.
Mr. Rude: Exactly!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up from behind the check-in counter)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Peek-a-boo!
(Mr. Happy releases Mr. Rude from the side hug)
Mr. Happy: Well, peek-a-boo to you too, Mr. Scatterbrain!
Mr. Rude: I hate this airline already.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Rude and I would like to check in for our flight on your wonderful airline!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, abso-posi-tilutely!
(Mr. Scatterbrain sees the stapler on his desk and picks it up)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Don't you just love staplers?
(Mr. Scatterbrain starts playing with the stapler)
Mr. Rude: That man is a nincompoop.
Miss Scary (offscreen): Hurry up!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tall, and Mr. Messy, who are all waiting on line. Mr. Tall looks at Little Miss Scary slightly bothered by her impatience)
Miss Scary: I have a plane to catch!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Rude and Mr. Happy)
Mr. Rude: Oh! Wait your turn, Miss Scary.
(Mr. Rude starts digging his finger in his ear. Much to Mr. Happy's disgust)
Mr. Rude: Huh.
Mr. Happy: Huh.
Mr. Rude: Some people have no manners.
(Mr. Rude scratches his butt and flicks the earwax he picked from his ear away)
Mr. Happy: Uh, Mr. Scatterbrain.
Mr. Rude: Hmph!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown playing with the stapler, he positions nose between the stapler)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Uh, you were going to check us in for our flight.
(Mr. Scatterbrain does a take)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Check you in?
(Mr. Rude continues scratching his butt and digging his finger in his ear)
Mr. Happy: That's right. Give us our tickets and tag our luggage so that it gets on board the plane.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Must've slipped my mind.
(Mr. Scatterbrain positions himself to type in information on his computer)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But, since you're here, name please.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Happy.
(Mr. Happy pats Mr. Rude on the head)
Mr. Happy: And Mr. Rude! (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain types in the information)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Are you checking any luggage?
Mr. Happy: Yes.
(Mr. Happy points to his and Mr. Rude's suitcases)
Mr. Happy: We each have one bag.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ooh! And they're pretty too!
(Mr. Scatterbrain types in the information. Little Miss Scary walks over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Happy in impatience)
Miss Scary: Come on! Don't make me get all scary on you.
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry at Little Miss Scary. Mr. Scatterbrain finishes typing the information and comes up with two luggage tags)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here are you luggage tags!
(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs Mr. Rude's suitcase and puts the luggage tag on it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: There's one.
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the suitcase onto the belt. Mr. Scatterbrain then grabs Mr. Happy himself)
Mr. Happy: Woah! (laughs)
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the luggage tag on Mr. Happy's forehead)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And there's another!
Mr. Happy: Ooh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts Mr. Happy onto the belt. Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Rude and takes out two tickets)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And here are your tickets.
(Mr. Scatterbrain hands Mr. Rude his ticket)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): One for you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the other ticket on top of Mr. Happy's suitcase)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): And one for you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pats the suitcase. Mr. Happy is shown on the conveyor belt that leads to the baggage terminal)
Mr. Happy: I've never boarded a plane quite like this before!
(Mr. Happy goes through the baggage terminal. The camera cuts back over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Rude is tapping his foot impatiently)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Your suitcase will be in seat 22B if you need it. Next!
(Little Miss Scary walks to the counter and bumps Mr. Rude out of the way)
Miss Scary: About time! One ticket to "Terror Island!"
(Mr. Scatterbrain's eyes widen in surprise. The camera pans over to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you "Terror Island!"
(Mr. Rude tries to fart but is stopped when Little Miss Whoops crashes a plane through the wall and the nose of the plane hits Mr. Rude's butt)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Rude: Oh, never mind this airline! I will take the bus.
(Mr. Rude walks away. The screen fades to the second bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Nervous opens one of the luggage compartment bins but finds it full. Mr. Nervous closes the luggage compartment bin and approaches a second one. Mr. Nervous opens the second luggage compartment bin but finds it full as well. Mr. Nervous closes the second luggage compartment bin and approaches and approaches a third one. Mr. Nervous opens the third luggage compartment bin; instead of finding it full, Little Miss Scary (wearing her orange cyclops mask) pops out of the bin. Mr. Nervous drops his suitcase in fear and runs away. Little Miss Scary takes her mask off and smiles. The second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello before closing the bin. The first Mr. Scatterbrain smiles and the screen fades to black. It is a dance video taking place on an airplane. Some characters are seated in their seats while others dance down the aisle. The seated characters in the row on the right are Mr. Nervous, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Giggles. The seated characters in the row on the left are Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Bump, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Nervous is trembling in his seat, Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Rude are annoyed by the current actions happening around them, Mr. Grumpy is trying to read a book but is clearly annoyed by the dancing as well, while Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Quiet chair dance to the music. The first person dancing down the aisle is Little Miss Naughty. After Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Small dances down the aisle. The last person to dance down the aisle is Little Miss Chatterbox. The dance video ends here and the screen fades to the next scene. The next scene shows Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small working at airport security. Mr. Nosey is manning the x-ray machine while Mr. Small is manning the metal detector. Little Miss Chatterbox shows up and places her suitcase on the conveyor belt that takes it through the x-ray machine)
Narrator: Before any luggage could be put on...
(Little Miss Chatterbox's suitcase goes through the x-ray machine and shows the viewers that she packed a rotary phone)
Narrator: A plane,
(Little Miss Chatterbox goes through the metal detector without any issues. Little Miss Chatterbox collects her suitcase on the other side of the metal detector and leaves. Mr. Small raises his hat as Little Miss Chatterbox heads towards her gate)
Narrator: It must first pass through the airport x-ray machines.
(Mr. Lazy shows up and places his suitcase on the conveyor belt that takes it through the x-ray machine)
Narrator: These machines allow you to see...
(Mr. Lazy's suitcase goes through the x-ray machine and shows the viewers that he packed a pillow)
Narrator: Everything that's inside a suitcase.
(Mr. Lazy goes through the metal detector without any issues. Mr. Lazy collects his suitcase on the other side of the metal detector and leaves. Mr. Small raises his hat as Mr. Lazy heads towards his gate)
Narrator: No wonder Mr. Nosey thinks this is the best job in the world.
(Mr. Nosey smiles at the viewers. Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy arrive at the airport x-ray machine. Mr. Messy is first in line and puts his bag down on the conveyor belt)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Nosey!
(Mr. Messy puts his bag onto the conveyor belt and it goes through the x-ray)
Mr. Nosey: Hey there, Mr. Messy.
(The inside of Mr. Messy's suitcase shows a tennis racket and a bathing suit. Mr. Nosey looks at the x-ray)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! Looks like you packed a bathing suit.
Mr. Messy: Shazam! You can see that?
Mr. Nosey: Yep! I bet you're going to be spending some time on the beach!
Mr. Messy: You got that right!
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Nosey turn towards the PA system)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Attention all passengers! Flight 65 to Neatville is now boarding at Gate 1.
Mr. Fussy: Do forgive me, but could you please hurry it along? My plane to Neatville is about to leave and I'd hate to miss it.
Mr. Messy: Sure thing, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy walks towards the metal detector)
Mr. Small: Step through the metal director, s'il vous plaît.
(Mr. Messy steps through the metal detector and it goes off. Much to Mr. Messy's surprise and confusion)
Mr. Small: Uh-oh!
Mr. Messy: What did I do?
Mr. Small: Not to worry. Perhaps you have something metal in your pockets.
(Mr. Small puts a tray on the end of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Small: Empty them into this tray.
(Mr. Messy takes out a set of keys)
Mr. Messy: Set of keys,
(Mr. Fussy starts pacing impatiently. Mr. Messy throws the set of keys into the bin and takes out a whistle)
Mr. Messy: A whistle,
(Mr. Messy throws the whistle into the bin and takes out a rusty screw)
Mr. Messy: A rusty screw.
(Mr. Messy throws the rusty screw into the bun and takes out an empty paint tin)
Mr. Messy: Oh look! An empty paint tin.
(Mr. Fussy facepalms himself)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
Miss Helpful (over PA system): This is the final call for Flight 65 to Neatville.
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Small, would you mind terribly if I were to pass through? I'm afraid I may miss my flight.
(Mr. Messy continues digging through his pockets and takes out a toaster)
Mr. Small: I am sorry, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy tosses the toaster onto the pile. Mr. Messy then takes out a wrench from his pockets and is unsure why he even has that)
Mr. Small: But rules prohibit me from allowing you...
(Mr. Messy shrugs and tosses the wrench onto the pile)
Mr. Messy: Ha!
Mr. Small: To pass before Mr. Messy gets through.
(Mr. Messy takes out an old radio from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: A broken radio...
(Mr. Messy tosses the radio onto the pile)
Mr. Messy: A lump of iron...
(Mr. Messy tosses the radio onto the pile)
Mr. Fussy: But this could take all day!
(Mr. Messy digs in his pockets and doesn't find anything)
Mr. Messy: I think that's it.
Mr. Small: Very well, Mr. Messy. Step through.
(Mr. Messy walks towards Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: (groans)
(Mr. Messy walks through the metal detector again)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps)
(The metal detector's alarm beeps)
Mr. Fussy: (groans)
Mr. Small: Are you sure there isn't something else in your pockets?
(Mr. Messy digs through his pockets again and finds two more items)
Mr. Messy: Oh yes!
(Mr. Messy takes out a cowbell from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: I forgot about this cowbell.
(Mr. Messy takes out a metal spoon from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: And this bent spoon.
(Mr. Messy bangs on the cowbell with the bent spoon)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): We're about to close the door on Flight 65 to Neatville. This is the last chance for all passengers to Neatville.
(Mr. Fussy becomes unimaginably frustrated and loses his patience)
Mr. Fussy: (growls) That's it!
(Mr. Fussy runs through the metal detector, past Mr. Messy, and knocks all the stuff on the pile to the ground as he runs by)
Mr. Fussy: Out of my way!
Mr. Small: SECURITY!!
(Mr. Strong is shown standing by a garbage can full of plastic bottles. Mr. Strong is the security guard as he is wearing the security hat. Mr. Fussy runs past Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong runs after Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Strong: Mmm-hmm!
(Offscreen, a screeching sound is heard followed by a hit)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): (grunts)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Fussy is shown being carried)
Mr. Strong (offscreen and overlap): (grunting)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): Unhand me!
(Mr. Strong is shown carrying Mr. Fussy over his head)
Mr. Strong: Sorry, Mr. Fussy. But rules are rules. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
(Mr. Strong carries Mr. Fussy past Mr. Small, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Fussy: Leave!? But I wouldn't have had to force my way through...
(Mr. Strong carries Mr. Fussy away)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): ...if Mr. Messy would have had the common courtesy...
Mr. Small (overlap): Let's try it again, Mr. Messy.
Mr. Fussy (offscreen and overlap): ...to empty his pockets!
(Mr. Messy goes through the metal detector and it isn't set off)
Mr. Small: Success!
Mr. Messy: Thanks, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Messy heads towards his gate. Mr. Small raises his hat to say goodbye)
Mr. Small: Enjoy your flight, Mr. Messy.
(Mr. Messy leaves and Mr. Nosey walks through the metal detector to talk to Mr. Small)
Mr. Nosey: You know, Mr. Small. This looking at other people's stuff job is so much fun.
(Mr. Small puts his hand on Mr. Nosey's shoulder)
Mr. Small: Face it, Nose. You were the born for this kind of work.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Bump struggles to open one of the luggage compartment bins. When he does, suitcases and Mr. Small's hat fall on top of Mr. Bump. Mr. Small walks over, reclaims his hat from the pile, puts it on, and walks away. The screen fades to black and the ending scene plays. Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tall are shown leaving the airport as three overhead lights turn off above them. Little Miss Chatterbox is on her cellphone inaudibly talking to someone)
Narrator: And so another day at the Dillydale Airport draws to a close. Once the last piece of luggage has been unloaded,
(Mr. Nosey is shown walking past the check-in desk as three overhead light turn off above him)
Narrator: And the passengers have all gone, the Mr. Men and Little Misses who run the airport...
(Mr. Bump is shown walking underneath two neon arrow signs pointed at each other. The arrows turn off as Mr. Bump walks underneath them)
Narrator: Will go home...
(More lights are shown turning off. Including three overhead lights and the lit up question mark sign above the desk where announcements regarding flights are made)
Narrator: And get some rest.
(Little Miss Giggles and Mr. Small are shown leaving the airport)
Narrator: They know that tomorrow will be a dilly of a day
(Mr. Strong is shown running out of the airport while carrying a frustrated Mr. Fussy over his head)
Narrator: Here at the airport.
(Little Miss Whoops crashes another plane through the wall and continues driving it towards the viewers)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops continues driving the plane towards the viewers until the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior or SkyTrain4, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big sky blue screen comes up with "Airports" written on it with a plane taking off, a sky full of clouds, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins at the Dillydale Airport with two airplanes taking off)
Narrator: Ah, the Dillydale Airport! The very model of a modern airport!
(Mr. Bounce bounces in front of the airport with a suitcase in his hands)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Nervous (who is supposed to by guiding the airplanes into the airport gates) is shown being chased by an airplane driven by Little Miss Whoops)
Narrator: Work hard to keep the airport running smoothly. Some guide the jets into the gates...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Strong and Mr. Bump loading the luggage onto an airplane)
Narrator: While others unload the luggage.
(Mr. Strong accidentally loads Mr. Bump onto the airplane and only realizes his mistake when he notices that Mr. Bump has disappeared. The scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops driving one of the planes)
Narrator: And there are the pilots, who fly these magnificent airplanes!
(Little Miss Whoops crashes into another plane)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(The scene cuts to outside the airport where Little Miss Sunshine is checking in all the passengers who are in a queue. In the queue are Mr. Funny, Mr. Tall, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox (who is talking on her cellphone))
Narrator: And then, of course, there are the passengers.
(The camera pans over to a queue of cars. The first car in the queue is Little Miss Bossy, who is driving a truck shipping canned peas. Next in the queue is Mr. Nervous in his mini van. Finally, the camera zooms in on a car driven by Mr. Stubborn. In addition to Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet are passengers accompanying Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown driving behind Mr. Stubborn but the camera focuses on the trio)
Narrator: Who are often in a hurry. Like Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Grumpy.
(As the camera zooms in, Mr. Stubborn is heard honking his car horn)
Narrator: Who are about to go on vacation.
(The scene cuts to the inside of Mr. Stubborn's car)
Mr. Grumpy: Honking that horn of yours isn't going to speed things up!
(Mr. Stubborn stops honking his car horn)
Mr. Stubborn: That's what you think! We have a plane to catch!
(Mr. Stubborn slams his foot on the gas pedal and reverses the car and crashes into the front of Mr. Scatterbrain's car! This sends Mr. Grumpy to the backseat of the car with Mr. Quiet. Then Mr. Stubborn shifts the car into drive and rear-ends Mr. Nervous' car. Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy end up bumping into the windshield. Mr. Stubborn then backs up into Mr. Scatterbrain's car again and both Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy are sent to the back seat. Mr. Stubborn manages to pull out of the line and drives away. One of the rear headlights on Mr. Nervous' car falls off and shatters into pieces on the ground. Back with Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Grumpy, the latter two pick themselves up and re-strap themselves in. Mr. Grumpy is also quick to realize something)
Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing, Mr. Stubborn?
(Mr. Quiet looks out the rear windshield)
Mr. Grumpy: The airport parking lot is...
(Mr. Grumpy points to the left)
Mr. Grumpy: That way!
Mr. Stubborn: I'm going to another parking lot!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Quiet as he innocently watches Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn argue)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): There isn't another parking lot at this airport!
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): That shows what little you know, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Stubborn drives his car through a restricted area that says "No cars allowed!")
Mr. Quiet: Oh, not good! Turn around!
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Stubborn! Cars aren't allowed on this road!
Mr. Stubborn: Who says?
(Mr. Grumpy points to a sign that's off screen)
Mr. Grumpy: That sign!
(The camera cuts to the sign showing a car with a no symbol on it. The camera then pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that sign!
(The camera pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning with the warning more noticeable as their are alarms on the sign and the no driving symbol is between two exclamation points)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that one!
(The camera pans to a bigger sign showing the same warning with the warning more noticeable as their are alarms on the sign and arrows are pointing the no driving symbol)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): And that one!
(Mr. Stubborn drives through the sign)
Mr. Stubborn: You should know better than to pay attention to signs!
(The camera cuts back into the car. Mr. Quiet is starting to panic)
Mr. Quiet: No! No, we've gotta get off!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm telling you, Stubborn. Cars are not supposed to be out here!
(Mr. Stubborn starts driving onto the airport runway and two planes takes off over the car as they drive by)
Mr. Stubborn: Are you going to be like this for the whole vacation?
(A third plane takes off over the car)
Mr. Grumpy: You mean be right? Yes.
Mr. Stubborn: Enough with your complaining! We have a plane to catch!
(Mr. Stubborn parks the car. Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn get out of the car. An overhead shot reveals that Mr. Stubborn parked on the airport runway as a plane flies over them)
Mr. Grumpy: Are you out of your mind? This is the runway!
(The camera pans back down to show Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn arguing while a nervous Mr. Quiet stays in the car. An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Grumpy: Cars are definitely not allowed on the runway!
(The airplane crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Stubborn: It is perfectly fine to park here!
(Another airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the right)
Mr. Grumpy: No, it is not!
(The screen shakes)
Mr. Stubborn: Yes, it is!
Mr. Grumpy: Prove it!
(Mr. Stubborn gestures to his car)
Mr. Stubborn: What is this?
(An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Grumpy: A parked car.
(An airplane taxis on the runway behind the car to the left)
Mr. Stubborn: And where do you find parked cars?
Mr. Grumpy: In parking lots!
(Mr. Stubborn jumps)
Mr. Stubborn: Exactly!
Mr. Grumpy: D'oh! Crooked cucumbers! I don't know what I was thinking agreeing to go on vacation with you!
Mr. Stubborn: And I don't know what I was thinking inviting you!
(Mr. Grumpy walks away)
Mr. Grumpy: Good. Keep your invitation.
(Mr. Grumpy is shown with his suitcase walking down the runway)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm going home. And enjoying some time...
(An airplane flies over Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy's hat nearly flies off his head but he catches it and puts it back on)
Mr. Grumpy: Alone!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves as another airplane flies overhead. The scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: That man is impossible!
(Mr. Quiet walks over to Mr. Stubborn and ducks as a plane's landing gear flies over Mr. Quiet's head)
Mr. Stubborn: Come on, Mr. Quiet!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs Mr. Quiet's arm and starts dragging him)
Mr. Stubborn: We don't want to miss our plane!
(As Mr. Stubborn drags Mr. Quiet away from his car, a plane is heard falling. Suddenly, Little Miss Whoops crash lands an airplane on top of Mr. Stubborn's car, obliterating the car in the process)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Stubborn immediately shakes off the fact that his car has been destroyed and drags Mr. Quiet away)
Mr. Stubborn: Humph!
(Little Miss Sunshine, as a stewardess, passes by with a food cart several times. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Scatterbrain opens one of the luggage compartment bins and finds a second Mr. Scatterbrain in there. The second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello before closing the bin. The first Mr. Scatterbrain smiles and the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with a baggage carousel's horn blaring. Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Tall, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Messy, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Chatterbox are all standing by the baggage carousel waiting for their baggage. Mr. Funny then arrives to collect his suitcase)
Narrator: Over at the baggage claim area, Mr. Funny has come to collect his suitcase after a long plane trip.
(Mr. Funny tries to see above the other passengers in order to find his suitcase)
Mr. Funny: (grunts)
(In front of Mr. Funny are Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Fussy looks around for his suitcase while Mr. Funny looks for his above the three. Mr. Funny honks a horn as Little Miss Chatterbox collects her suitcase. Mr. Grumpy then collects his suitcase. Mr. Funny honks his horn twice. Mr. Fussy soon sees his suitcase and takes it. All three of them leave leaving Mr. Funny alone and now able to see the baggage carousel belt)
Mr. Funny: (sighs) Huh.
(Mr. Funny fails to see his suitcase as all the other ones are collected)
Mr. Funny: (sighs sadly)
(Mr. Funny's suitcase come out from one of the holes in the wall and onto the baggage carousel)
Mr. Funny: Oh?
(Mr. Funny sees his suitcase)
Mr. Funny: (makes a happy noise)
(Mr. Funny closes his eyes and reaches his hand out so he can grab his suitcase as it approaches him. The carousel's belt suddenly stops. The carousel's alarm goes off and the belt starts moving in the opposite direction; taking Mr. Funny's suitcase with it)
Mr. Funny: (gasps)
(Mr. Funny shakes his head in disbelief as he sees his suitcase moving away form him. Mr. Funny runs after his suitcase. Mr. Funny reaches for it as it goes back through the hole in the wall. Mr. Funny's foot gets caught in the belt and he tries to free himself)
Mr. Funny: (grunts)
(Mr. Funny is unable to free himself. Mr. Funny's suitcase rides along the belt and knocks Mr. Funny down)
Mr. Funny: (yelps)
(Mr. Funny's foot is freed but now he's stuck on the carousel and is pulled into the hole in the wall by the belt. The alarm goes off again as Mr. Funny and his suitcase ride the carousel. The alarm goes off again just as Mr. Funny is about to go around the carousel again. Mr. Funny puts his fingers on the floor to try and slow himself down so he can get himself and his suitcase off the carousel)
Mr. Funny: (grunts)
(Mr. Funny falls off the carousel)
Mr. Funny: (yelps)
(Mr. Funny runs after his suitcase while holding a butterfly net to scoop it up with)
Mr. Funny: (breathes heavily)
(Mr. Funny stops and looks at his suitcase (which is still on the belt). The alarm goes off again. Mr. Funny runs after his suitcase to the left while his suitcase moves towards the right but he misses it. The alarm goes off again. Mr. Funny runs after his suitcase to the right while his suitcase moves towards the left but he misses it again. Mr. Funny becomes frustrated. Mr. Funny get an idea as a lightbulb briefly appears above his head. Mr. Funny takes out a horn. He honks it three times to imitate the carousel's alarm and the carousel responds to it. The belt starts moving Mr. Funny's suitcase towards him once again)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny grabs his suitcase. A still of Mr. Funny celebrating his victory appears on the screen)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny leaves the baggage claim with his suitcase. The screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Bump standing in the center of an orange square which is in the middle of a sky blue background)
Mr. Bump: Guh, bu-hi! Uh, I'm Mr. Bump.
(The orange square Mr. Bump is in shrinks and moves down to the lower left corner of the screen)
Mr. Bump: And welcome...
(A teal square showing Mr. Messy, Mr. Tall, and Little Miss Scary waiting on the line to where you check your bags appears in the lower right corner of the screen. Appearing in the top right corner of the screen is a gray background showing the luggage carousel. Appearing in the top left corner of the screen is the airport and airport tower itself)
Mr. Bump: To "How Do They Do It"!
(The camera cuts over to outside the airport)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Today,
(A crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses (Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Naughty, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Lazy, Little Miss Whoops, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Bounce, and Little Miss Helpful) appear on the bottom of the screen. Some of them have suitcases)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): We'll learn...
(An airplane appears at the top of the screen)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Just how an airport makes...
(A green arrow pointing down appears in between the airplane and the passengers. A second green arrow forming an L shape with the tip of the arrow pointing up appears between the passengers and the airport)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Sure passengers...
(A blue arrow pointing up appears above the airport and points to three question marks. One is colored green, another is colored purple, and the third question mark is colored orange)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Know where to get...
(Several arrows (a dotted looped red arrow, a curved green arrow, an L-shaped red arrow with the point pointing to the left, a wavy dotted white arrow, and a blue arrow that's bent at the tail with the tip pointing towards the passengers) appear on the screen and a blue line forms a circle that is drawn around the airplane)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Their plane.
(The screen is engulfed by black scribbles. The camera cuts over to Mr. Bump walking in the airport past Mr. Tickle and a blue arrow pointing to the right)
Mr. Bump: I am standing at the gates where passengers wait for their flights.
(Mr. Bump stops walking. In the background are Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Tickle. Mr. Nosey is working behind a desk while Mr. Bounce and Mr. Tickle are just standing around)
Mr. Bump: When waiting for your plane, it's very important to listen closely to the announcements by the people in charge.
(Mr. Bump gestures to the left and everyone else also looks left)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Attention all passengers!
(The camera cuts to the flight alert desk)
Miss Helpful: Miss Helpful here with a little change in our schedule.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Flight 54 to Happyland is now boarding at Gate 67!
(Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Tickle run away)
Mr. Nosey, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Tickle: (screams)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): That's Flight 64 at Gate 17.
Mr. Bump: Like that!
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Woah! Oof!
(Mr. Bump stands back up holding his back in pain)
Mr. Bump: If it wasn't for these important announcements, you might not know where to go.
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Attention all passengers!
(The camera cuts back to the flight alert desk)
Miss Helpful: I was wrong. Flight 64 is actually boarding at Gate 6.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)
Miss Helpful (over the PA): That's Flight 64 Gate 6.
Mr. Bump: You see,
(Mr. Bump is, again, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ooh! Ow! Oh! Oh!
(Mr. Bump gets up with stars circling his head)
Mr. Bump: Gah! Who wears cleats to the airport?
Miss Helpful (over the PA): Ah! Wrong again. Heh! Flight 64 isn't boarding at Gate 6, (chuckles), it's boarding at Gate 12.
(Mr. Bump is, again, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ooh! Ow! (yelps)
(Mr. Bump spins around for a while before regaining control of himself)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Or is it Gate 17?
(Mr. Bump is, again, trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ooh! Oh! Ooh!
(Mr. Bump stands back up with a pair of boxer shorts on his head)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Oh wait! No, it was Gate 12.
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): P'ack! Pah! Ow!
(Mr. Bump stands back up wearing a snorkel and a set of swim goggles)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Or is it Gate 13?
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ooh! Ow! Oh!
(Mr. Bump stands back up wearing a hat with flowers on its brim)
Mr. Bump: It's important to listen closely to these very helpful announcements!!
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Maybe it's Gate 2? Yeah! That's it! Gate 2!
(Mr. Bump is trampled over by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox when they run by)
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Strong, Mr. Funny, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (incoherent talking)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Oof!
(Mr. Bump is shown lying on the floor. Mr. Bump lifts his head to sign off)
Mr. Bump: Well, we're all out of time. Join me next week for "How Do They Do It?"!
(An arrow sign fall on top of Mr. Bump. The screen fades to black. The next scene is a the check-in desk. Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude are together in front of the line. Passengers also on line are Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tall, and Mr. Messy)
Narrator: Over at Dillydale Airlines, Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude are about to check in for their flight. With any luck, they'll be able to check their luggage too.
Mr. Happy: You're really going to love this airline, Mr. Rude. There's a television on the back of every seat!
Mr. Rude: Good. It will make it easier to ignore the person next to me.
(Mr. Happy pulls Mr. Rude close to him)
Mr. Happy: But I'll be sitting next to you, Mr. Rude.
Mr. Rude: Exactly!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up from behind the check-in counter)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Peek-a-boo!
(Mr. Happy releases Mr. Rude from the side hug)
Mr. Happy: Well, peek-a-boo to you too, Mr. Scatterbrain!
Mr. Rude: I hate this airline already.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Rude and I would like to check in for our flight on your wonderful airline!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, abso-posi-tilutely!
(Mr. Scatterbrain sees the stapler on his desk and picks it up)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Don't you just love staplers?
(Mr. Scatterbrain starts playing with the stapler)
Mr. Rude: That man is a nincompoop.
Miss Scary (offscreen): Hurry it up!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tall, and Mr. Messy, who are all waiting on line. Mr. Tall looks at Little Miss Scary slightly bothered by her impatience)
Miss Scary: I have a flight to catch!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Rude and Mr. Happy)
Mr. Rude: Oh! Wait your turn, Miss Scary.
(Mr. Rude starts digging his finger in his ear. Much to Mr. Happy's disgust)
Mr. Rude: Some people have no manners.
(Mr. Rude scratches his butt and flicks the earwax he picked from his ear away)
Mr. Happy: Uh, Mr. Scatterbrain?
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown playing with the stapler, he positions nose between the stapler)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Uh, you were going to check us in for our flight.
(Mr. Scatterbrain does a take)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Check you in?
(Mr. Rude continues scratching his butt and digging his finger in his ear)
Mr. Happy: You know, give us our tickets and tag our luggage so that it gets on board the plane.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Must've slipped my mind.
(Mr. Scatterbrain positions himself to type in information on his computer)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But, since you're here, name please.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Happy.
(Mr. Happy pats Mr. Rude on the head)
Mr. Happy: And Mr. Rude! (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain types in the information)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Are you checking any luggage?
Mr. Happy: Yes.
(Mr. Happy points to his and Mr. Rude's suitcases)
Mr. Happy: We each have one bag.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ooh! And they're pretty too!
(Mr. Scatterbrain types in the information. Little Miss Scary walks over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Happy in impatience)
Miss Scary: Come on! Don't make me get all scary on you.
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry at Little Miss Scary. Mr. Scatterbrain finishes typing the information and comes up with two luggage tags)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here are you luggage tags!
(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs Mr. Rude's suitcase and puts the luggage tag on it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: There's one.
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the suitcase onto the belt. Mr. Scatterbrain then grabs Mr. Happy himself)
Mr. Happy: Woah! Woah-ha-ho!
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the luggage tag on Mr. Happy's forehead)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And there's another!
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts Mr. Happy onto the belt. Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Rude and takes out two tickets)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And here are your tickets.
(Mr. Scatterbrain hands Mr. Rude his ticket)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): One for you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the other ticket on top of Mr. Happy's suitcase)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): And one for you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pats the suitcase. Mr. Happy is shown on the conveyor belt that leads to the baggage terminal)
Mr. Happy: I've never boarded a plane quite like this before!
(Mr. Happy goes through the baggage terminal. The camera cuts back over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Rude is tapping his foot impatiently)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Your suitcase will be in seat 22B if you need it. Next!
(Little Miss Scary walks to the counter and bumps Mr. Rude out of the way)
Miss Scary: About time! One ticket to "Terror Island!"
(Mr. Scatterbrain's eyes widen in surprise. The camera pans over to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you "Terror Island!"
(Mr. Rude tries to fart but is stopped when Little Miss Whoops crashes a plane through the wall and the nose of the plane hits Mr. Rude's butt)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Rude: Oh, never mind this airline! I will take the bus.
(Mr. Rude walks away. The screen fades to the second bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Nervous opens one of the luggage compartment bins but finds it full. Mr. Nervous closes the luggage compartment bin and approaches a second one. Mr. Nervous opens the second luggage compartment bin but finds it full as well. Mr. Nervous closes the second luggage compartment bin and approaches and approaches a third one. Mr. Nervous opens the third luggage compartment bin; instead of finding it full, Little Miss Scary (wearing her orange cyclops mask) pops out of the bin. Mr. Nervous drops his suitcase in fear and runs away. Little Miss Scary takes her mask off and smiles. The second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello before closing the bin. The first Mr. Scatterbrain smiles and the screen fades to black. It is a dance video taking place on an airplane. Some characters are seated in their seats while others dance down the aisle. The seated characters in the row on the right are Mr. Nervous, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Giggles. The seated characters in the row on the left are Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Bump, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Nervous is trembling in his seat, Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Rude are annoyed by the current actions happening around them, Mr. Grumpy is trying to read a book but is clearly annoyed by the dancing as well, while Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Quiet chair dance to the music. The first person dancing down the aisle is Little Miss Naughty. After Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Small dances down the aisle. The last person to dance down the aisle is Little Miss Chatterbox. The dance video ends here and the screen fades to the next scene. The next scene shows Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small working at airport security. Mr. Nosey is manning the x-ray machine while Mr. Small is manning the metal detector. Little Miss Chatterbox shows up and places her suitcase on the conveyor belt that takes it through the x-ray machine)
Narrator: Before any luggage can be put on...
(Little Miss Chatterbox's suitcase goes through the x-ray machine and shows the viewers that she packed a rotary phone)
Narrator: A plane,
(Little Miss Chatterbox goes through the metal detector without any issues. Little Miss Chatterbox collects her suitcase on the other side of the metal detector and leaves. Mr. Small raises his hat as Little Miss Chatterbox heads towards her gate)
Narrator: It must first pass through the airport x-ray machines.
(Mr. Lazy shows up and places his suitcase on the conveyor belt that takes it through the x-ray machine)
Narrator: These machines allow you to see...
(Mr. Lazy's suitcase goes through the x-ray machine and shows the viewers that he packed a pillow)
Narrator: Everything that's inside a suitcase.
(Mr. Lazy goes through the metal detector without any issues. Mr. Lazy collects his suitcase on the other side of the metal detector and leaves. Mr. Small raises his hat as Mr. Lazy heads towards his gate)
Narrator: No wonder Mr. Nosey thinks this is the best job in the world.
(Mr. Nosey smiles at the viewers. Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy arrive at the airport x-ray machine. Mr. Messy is first in line and puts his bag down on the conveyor belt)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Nosey!
(Mr. Messy puts his bag onto the conveyor belt and it goes through the x-ray)
Mr. Nosey: Hey there, Mr. Messy.
(The inside of Mr. Messy's suitcase shows a tennis racket and a bathing suit. Mr. Nosey looks at the x-ray)
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...looks like you packed a bathing suit.
Mr. Messy: Shazam! You can see that?
Mr. Nosey: Yep! I bet you're going to be spending some time on the beach!
Mr. Messy: You got that right!
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Nosey turn towards the PA system)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): Attention all passengers! Flight 65 the Neatville is now boarding at Gate 1.
Mr. Fussy: Do forgive me, but could you please hurry it along? My plane to Neatville is about to leave and I'd hate to miss it.
Mr. Messy: Sure thing, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy walks towards the metal detector)
Mr. Small: Step through the metal detector, s'il vous plaît.
(Mr. Messy steps through the metal detector and it goes off. Much to Mr. Messy's surprise and confusion)
Mr. Messy: What did I do?
Mr. Small: Not to worry. Perhaps you have something metal in your pockets?
(Mr. Small puts a tray on the end of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Small: Empty them into this tray.
Mr. Messy: Mmm-hmm!
(Mr. Messy takes out a set of keys)
Mr. Messy: Set of keys,
(Mr. Fussy starts pacing impatiently. Mr. Messy throws the set of keys into the bin and takes out a whistle)
Mr. Messy: A whistle,
(Mr. Messy throws the whistle into the bin and takes out a rusty screw)
Mr. Messy: A rusty screw.
(Mr. Messy throws the rusty screw into the bun and takes out an empty paint can)
Mr. Messy: Oh look! An empty paint can.
(Mr. Fussy facepalms himself)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): This is the final call for Flight 65 to Neatville.
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Small, would you mind terribly if I were to pass through? I'm afraid I may miss my flight.
(Mr. Messy continues digging through his pockets and takes out a toaster)
Mr. Small: I'm sorry, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy tosses the toaster onto the pile. Mr. Messy then takes out a wrench from his pockets and is unsure why he even has that)
Mr. Small: But rules prohibit me from allowing you...
(Mr. Messy shrugs and tosses the wrench onto the pile)
Mr. Small: To pass before Mr. Messy gets through.
(Mr. Messy takes out an old radio from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: A broken radio...
(Mr. Messy tosses the radio onto the pile)
Mr. Messy: A chunk of iron...
(Mr. Messy tosses the iron onto the pile)
Mr. Fussy: But this could take all day!
(Mr. Messy digs in his pockets and doesn't find anything)
Mr. Messy: I think that's it.
Mr. Small: Very well, Mr. Messy. Step through.
(Mr. Messy walks towards Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: (sighs)
(Mr. Messy walks through the metal detector again)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps)
(The metal detector's alarm beeps)
Mr. Fussy: (groans)
Mr. Small: Are you sure there isn't something else in your pockets?
(Mr. Messy digs through his pockets again and finds two more items)
Mr. Messy: Oh yeah!
(Mr. Messy takes out a cowbell from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: I forgot about this cowbell.
(Mr. Messy takes out a metal spoon from his pockets)
Mr. Messy: And this bent spoon.
(Mr. Messy bangs on the cowbell with the bent spoon)
Miss Helpful (over PA system): We're about to close the door on Flight 65 to Neatville. This is the last chance for all passengers to Neatville.
(Mr. Fussy becomes unimaginably frustrated and loses his patience)
Mr. Fussy: That's it!
(Mr. Fussy runs through the metal detector, past Mr. Messy, and knocks all the stuff on the pile to the ground as he runs by)
Mr. Fussy: Out of my way!
Mr. Small: SECURITY!!
(Mr. Strong is shown standing by a garbage can full of plastic bottles. Mr. Strong is the security guard as he is wearing the security hat. Mr. Fussy runs past Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong runs after Mr. Fussy. Offscreen, a screeching sound is heard followed by a hit)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): (grunts)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Fussy is shown being carried)
Mr. Fussy: Unhand me!
(Mr. Strong is shown carrying Mr. Fussy over his head)
Mr. Strong: Oh sorry, Mr. Fussy. But rules are rules. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
(Mr. Strong carries Mr. Fussy past Mr. Small, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Fussy: Oh, leave!? Uh, but I wouldn't have had to force my way through...
(Mr. Strong carries Mr. Fussy away)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): ...if Mr. Messy would have had the common courtesy...
Mr. Small (overlap): Let's try it again, Mr. Messy.
Mr. Fussy (offscreen and overlap): ...to empty his pockets!
(Mr. Messy goes through the metal detector and it isn't set off)
Mr. Small: Success!
Mr. Messy: Thanks, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Messy heads towards his gate. Mr. Small raises his hat to say goodbye)
Mr. Small: Enjoy your flight, Mr. Messy.
(Mr. Messy leaves and Mr. Nosey walks through the metal detector to talk to Mr. Small)
Mr. Nosey: You know, Mr. Small.
(The metal detector beeps)
Mr. Nosey: This looking at other people's stuff job is so much fun.
(Mr. Small puts his hand on Mr. Nosey's shoulder)
Mr. Small: Face it, Nose. You were the born for this kind of work.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to load their luggage in the luggage compartment. Mr. Bump struggles to open one of the luggage compartment bins. When he does, suitcases and Mr. Small's hat fall on top of Mr. Bump. Mr. Small walks over, reclaims his hat from the pile, puts it on, and walks away. The screen fades to black and the ending scene plays. Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tall are shown leaving the airport as three overhead lights turn off above them. Little Miss Chatterbox is on her cellphone inaudibly talking to someone)
Narrator: And so another day at the Dillydale airport draws to a close.
(Mr. Nosey is shown walking past the check-in desk as three overhead light turn off above him)
Narrator: Once the last piece of luggage has been unloaded and the passengers of all gone,
(Mr. Bump is shown walking underneath two neon arrow signs pointed at each other. The arrows turn off as Mr. Bump walks underneath them)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses who run the airport...
(More lights are shown turning off. Including three overhead lights and the lit up question mark sign above the desk where announcements regarding flights are made)
Narrator: Will go home and get some rest.
(Little Miss Giggles and Mr. Small are shown leaving the airport)
Narrator: For they know that tomorrow will be a
(Mr. Strong is shown running out of the airport while carrying a frustrated Mr. Fussy over his head)
Narrator: Dilly of a day here at the airport.
(Little Miss Whoops crashes another plane through the wall and continues driving it towards the viewers)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops continues driving the plane towards the viewers until the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)