All's Not Fair is a song in the Mr. Men Show episode Fair. It is sung by Little Miss Calamity in both versions, with Mr. Nosey singing backup in the US version.
All's not fair at the county fair There's really nothing like it anywhere It's a Dillydale tradition so go if you dare Cause all's not fair at the county fair
It's a place for a pie in the face It's a place for a pig in the race It's a place for whacking a clown It's the place where you're probably gonna fall down
Cause all's not fair at the county fair There's really nothing like it anywhere It's a Dillydale tradition, Mr. Bump beware! All's not fair at the county fair
It's a place where they go to the moon It's a place where a goat will eat spoons It's the place where you're about to get wet It's the place that you surely never forget!
All's not fair at the county fair The sides are kinda of naughty and the amusement is rare I'm really glad it happens only once a year Cause all's not fair at the county fair It's not fair!
(speaking) What a calamity! At the fa-a-air!
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Little Miss Calamity: All's not fair at the county fair There's really nothing like it anywhere It's a Dillydale tradition so go if you dare Cause all's not fair at the county fair
It's a place for a pie in the face Mr. Nosey: (speaking) Look out! It's a place for pig in a race Mr. Nosey: (speaking) Go little piggy It's the place for whacking a clown It's the place where you're probably Both: gonna fall down
Little Miss Calamity: Cause all's not fair at the county fair There's really nothing like it anywhere It's a Dillydale tradition, Mr. Bump beware! All's not fair at the county fair
It's a place where they go to the moon Mr. Nosey: (speaking) The moon? It's a place where a goat will eat spoons Mr. Nosey: (imitates a goat bleating) It's the place where you're about to get wet Mr. Nosey: (speaking) Ker-splash! It's the place that you surely never forget!
All's not fair at the county fair The sides are kinda of naughty and the amusement is rare I'm really glad it happens only once a year Cause all's not fair at the county fair It's not fair!
Little Miss Calamity: (speaking) What a calamity! Oh! You know?
