
Mr. Noisy cassette cover
Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing is Mr. Noisy's song from the Mr. Men audio cassette tapes by Cassettes for Young People Ltd.
It plays at the end of the story and has both a lyrical and instrumental version.
Lyrics[]
(SMASH! RIIIIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! DING DONG! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! SMASH SMASH SMASH! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! RIIIIIIIIIIIIING! DING DONG! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! SMASH SMASH! RIIIIIIIIIING!)
He's so noisy, Mr. Noisy, shouting loud and stamping round!
For example when he sneezes, you can hear him in Bombay!
He's so noisy, Mr. Noisy, when he snores he shakes the house!
And when his alarm clock wakes him, it's so loud it hurts our ears!
Chorus: Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody trembling!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody lost for words!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
He's so noisy, Mr. Noisy! Banging doors and stomping round!
When he speaks, it sounds like thunder, leaves you shaking in your boots!
He's so noisy, Mr. Noisy! Scaring you when he's around!
You can tell just when he's strumming by the earthquake on the ground!
Chorus: Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody trembling!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody lost for words!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
Chorus: Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody trembling!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
Banging, Crashing, Snoring, Sneezing! Clumping like an elephant!
Shouting, SCREAMING! Always leaving, everybody lost for words!
(SMASH! RIIIIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! DING DONG! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! SMASH SMASH SMASH! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! RIIIIIIIIIIIIING! DING DONG! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! SMASH SMASH! RIIIIIIIIIING!) (repeat all this a few times)