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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big magenta screen comes up with "Bath and Bubbles " written on it with Mr. Happy, several bubbles, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of bubbles forming, rising to the surface, and popping are heard)

(The episode begins with Little Miss Sunshine skipping around and letting bubbles fly out of her bubble wand)

Narrator: Ah, bubbles! Is there any sight more magical than that of a bubble floating gracefully through the air?

(A bubble floats to the screen. Mr. Grumpy pops up and pops the bubble with a pin. Then, Mr. Grumpy walks away)

Narrator: Most of the Mr. Men and Little Misses...

(Little Miss Sunshine continues to skip around as she lets bubble fly out of her bubble wand)

Narrator: Take great delight in bubbles! Whether in their garden...

(The camera pans to Mr. Quiet's bathroom where Mr. Quiet is preparing a bubble bath. Mr. Quiet's pet cat is also there watching)

Narrator: Or in the bath!

Mr. Quiet: (humming)

Narrator: No one loves relaxing in a bath full of bubbles more than Mr. Quiet!

(Mr. Quiet's cat leaves through a cat flap)

Mr. Quiet: Goodbye!

(Mr. Quiet steps into his bubble bath)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs) Bubbles!

(Just as Mr. Quiet starts to relax, Mr. Noisy passes by Mr. Quiet's open window. Mr. Noisy is mowing his lawn)

Mr. Noisy: Having a bath?!

(Mr. Quiet gets out of the bathtub, wraps a towel around his waist, and closes the window)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub)

Mr. Quiet: (hums and sighs)

(Suddenly, Mr. Quiet hears knocking on his window. Little Miss Chatterbox is outside talking but cannot be heard because the window is closed)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Chatterbox gestures to Mr. Quiet to open the window for her. Mr. Quiet gets out of the bathtub, wraps a towel around his waist, and opens the window to hear what Little Miss Chatterbox is saying)

Mr. Quiet: Hmm?

Miss Chatterbox: So I thought, "I wonder if Mr. Quiet knows that his kitty is outside? Maybe I should catch him." So I said, "here kitty, kitty!" And he came! I have a way with animals even mice!

Mr. Quiet's Cat (offscreen): (meows)

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up Mr. Quiet's cat)

Mr. Quiet: Uh, that's okay.

Miss Chatterbox: Here he is!

Mr. Quiet: He uses the cat flap.

Miss Chatterbox: Unless your cat goes outside through a cat flap.

(Little Miss Chatterbox puts Mr. Quiet's cat down)

Mr. Quiet's Cat (offscreen): (meows)

Miss Chatterbox: That's a different story.

(Little Miss Chatterbox sees the cat flap)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! You do have a cat flap! I wonder if I should get one of those for my parrot, Featherbrain? She's really smart! Bet she could learn to use it!

(Mr. Quiet prepares to close the window)

Mr. Quiet: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Good idea!

Miss Chatterbox: I think I'll go down to the pet store right now!

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up Mr. Quiet's cat)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Here's your kitty!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)

Mr. Quiet: Thank you!

(Mr. Quiet closes the window)

Mr. Quiet: Goodbye! So long!

(Mr. Quiet's cat leaves through the cat flap. Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Knock, knock!

(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk into Mr. Quiet's bathroom with a big parcel)

Mr. Small: Just as I thought, Mr. Nosey! He is at home!

(Mr. Nosey closes the door)

Mr. Nosey: I have this parcel for you and didn't want to leave it on the doorstep! Besides, then I wouldn't get to see what's inside! (chuckles)

Mr. Small: You do love a good parcel! Don't you, Nose?

Mr. Nosey: Certainly do, Mr. Small!

(Little Miss Chatterbox peeks in through the cat flap)

Miss Chatterbox: Hello again, Mr. Quiet! I just wanted to make sure I fit through a cat flap.

(Little Miss Chatterbox enters the room through the cat flap. Much to Mr. Quiet's disbelief)

Mr. Quiet: Oh?

Miss Chatterbox: In case I needed to show Featherbrain how to go through it. Wait! What's going on? Are you having a party?

(Mr. Noisy pops up outside the open window)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Did someone say party?

Mr. Quiet: Hm!!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): I love a party!

Mr. Small: Mr. Quiet is about to open his parcel!

Mr. Nosey: (gasps in excitement)

(Mr. Quiet opens his parcel and takes out a rubber duckie)

Mr. Quiet: Hm!

Mr. Small: A rubber duckie! That's something you don't see everyday.

(Mr. Quiet squeezes the rubber duckie)

Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...not in a great big parcel, anyway.

Mr. Small: Speaking of parcels, there's lots more to deliver!

Mr. Nosey: Right behind ya, buddy boy!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave and close the door on their way out)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): This lawn isn't gonna cut itself!

(Mr. Noisy leaves to resume mowing his lawn)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): See ya!

Miss Chatterbox: Sorry to go, Mr. Quiet. But that really wasn't much of a party. There wasn't even any food!

(Little Miss Chatterbox prepares to leave through the cat flap)

Miss Chatterbox: Hey! I that rubber duckie would be perfect to take in a bubble bath!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves through the cat flap but peeks in one more time through the cat flap)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Don't you love a nice relaxing bubble bath? I know I do!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub with his rubber duckie)

Mr. Quiet: Bubbles. Hmm.

(Mr. Quiet squeezes the rubber duckie)

Mr. Quiet: (chuckles)

Ducklings (offscreen): (cheeps)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh!

(Several ducklings fly into Mr. Quiet's bathroom through the cat flap and open window)

Ducklings: (cheeping)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Oh! Oh

(A bubble floats up from Mr. Quiet's bubble bath)

Mr. Quiet: Ducks.

(The bubble pops and the screen cuts to black before transitioning to the first bumper. The first bumper shows Mr. Tickle eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of Mr. Nervous. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica of Mr. Nervous, but this scares the bubble replica)

Bubble Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(The bubble replica of Mr. Nervous runs away. Much to Mr. Tickle's disappointment. The screen fades into the next scene. The next scene begins with Mr. Messy driving Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary to a mystery destination)

Narrator: Here in Dillydale, not every bath you take is in water. As Mr. Messy's friends are soon going to find out!

Mr. Messy: I hope you're all are going to like this place! We're going to spend the day in nature!

Mr. Fussy: A lovely walk by a babbling brook?

Miss Scary: Talk about scary.

Mr. Messy: Nope!

(Mr. Messy pulls up to a sign for The Dillydale Mud Bath)

Mr. Messy: The Dillydale Mud Bath!

Mr. Nervous: D-d-did you say?

Miss Scary: He did! (laughs) There's no such thing as a mud bath!

Mr. Fussy: Miss Scary is correct! Mud and bath do not go together!

(Mr. Happy walks over to them)

Mr. Happy: Hello! (laughs) And welcome to the Dillydale Mud Bath!

(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Happy)

Mr. Messy: Hey, Mr. Happy! Me friends are sort of nervous about the mud baths.

Mr. Happy: Woah!

(Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Nervous join Mr. Messy)

Mr. Happy: First timers! You're in for a real treat! Ha-ha! Follow me!

(Mr. Happy gestures everyone in his direction and they all follow him. The scene cuts to four holes in the ground filled with mud. Bubbles are bursting on top of the mud's surface. Little Miss Scary is intrigued, Mr. Messy is excited, Mr. Fussy is disgusted, Mr. Happy is reassuring, and Mr. Nervous is trembling with fear)

Mr. Fussy: You don't honestly expect us to go in there, do you?

Mr. Happy: Of course! What we recommend is slowly easing yourself into the warm, bubbling pools of mud...right up to your neck!

Mr. Messy: Don't need to ask me twice!

(Mr. Messy jumps into one of the pools of mud. Mr. Fussy is splashed with mud)

Mr. Fussy: Ooh! Oh! How absolutely revolting!

(Mr. Happy walks away to get something. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy enjoying the mud bath)

Mr. Messy: Come on in! It's nice and squishy! Plus the mud makes bubbles!

(Mr. Messy silently farts in the mud and several tiny bubbles burst onto the surface. The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous dipping his toe into the mud bath)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! I thought it be molten hot.

(Mr. Nervous sinks into the mud bath)

Mr. Nervous: But it's pleasingly warm!

Miss Scary: Why not! Maybe there's something scary underneath all that mud!

(Little Miss Scary jumps into one of the pools of mud and Mr. Fussy is, once again, splashed with mud)

Mr. Fussy: Gah!

(Mr. Fussy wipes the mud off his eyes)

Mr. Fussy: Sweet apple strudel!

(Mr. Fussy cleans his glasses)

Mr. Fussy: Have you all lost your minds!?

Mr. Messy: Come on, Mr. Fussy! Try it!

(Mr. Fussy puts his glasses on and removes the rest of the mud off his face)

Mr. Fussy: I cannot imagine anything more disgusting than being buried up to your neck in filthy mud!

Mr. Messy: Oh! I'm pretty sure this is clean mud!

(Mr. Fussy tries to leave but slips on some of the mud he removed from his face and splashes into the mud bath. Mr. Fussy resurfaces with a little mud on his head)

Mr. Fussy: Yah! P-too!

(Mr. Fussy starts sinking into the mud and begins to enjoy it)

Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy! I-I can't quite believe I'm saying this! But this mud bath is almost...pleasant!

Mr. Messy: Told ya!

(Mr. Happy returns and puts eye masks on Little Miss Scary, Mr. Messy, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous (in that order))

Mr. Happy: How about these soothing eye masks to get the full relaxing experience?

(Mr. Happy leaves and everyone is shown enjoying the mud bath. Little Miss Scary then lifts her eye mask up and gets a cheeky idea)

Miss Scary: (laughs mischievously)

(Little Miss Scary takes her eye mask off and dips fully into the mud and swims past Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy. Bubbles burst to show where she is)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! I have never felt so warm and relaxed!

(Little Miss Scary swims over to Mr. Nervous (who is starting to get consumed by his fearful thoughts) and resurfaces covered head to toe in mud)

Miss Scary: (roars)

(Mr. Nervous lifts up his eye mask and sees the mud-covered Little Miss Scary but does not realize that it is her)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! No! No! No! No!

Miss Scary: Ah-ha!

Mr. Nervous: Menacing mud monster!

(Both Mr. Nervous and Little Miss Scary jump out of the mud bath and Little Miss Scary starts chasing Mr. Nervous (who has taken off his eye mask))

Mr. Nervous: Bubbling baths of bombard!

(Little Miss Scary trips and falls back into one of the mud baths)

Miss Scary: Wah! Bah!

(Little Miss Scary does something from underneath the mud that scares Mr. Messy out of the mud bath)

Mr. Messy: (screams)

(Little Miss Scary gets out of the mud bath and starts chasing Mr. Messy. (who is running around with his eye mask still over his eyes) Mr. Fussy is oblivious to what is going on)

Miss Scary: (roars)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! Really, Mr. Messy! Pipe down with all your noise!

(Little Miss Scary chases Mr. Messy and Mr. Nervous away)

Miss Scary (overlap): (makes monster noises)

Mr. Messy (overlap): (screams)

Mr. Nervous (overlap): No! No! No! No! No! No!

(Little Miss Scary continues chasing Mr. Messy and Mr. Nervous)

Miss Scary (overlap): (laughs manically)

Mr. Messy (overlap): (screams)

Mr. Nervous (overlap): Go away you muddy monster of murky madness!

(Mr. Fussy lifts up his eye mask and notices that he is alone)

Mr. Fussy: Where did they all go? (sighs)

(Mr. Fussy lowers his eye mask and resumes his relaxing experience)

Mr. Fussy: Some people just don't know how to relax.

(Little Miss Scary cannonballs into Mr. Fussy's mud bath)

Miss Scary: (roars)

Mr. Fussy: Oh!

(The mud splashes onto the screen and it transitions the scene to the next bumper. The bumper shows Mr. Tickle eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica of Mr. Grumpy, but the bubble replica stops him. Mr. Tickle tries again only for the bubble replica of Mr. Grumpy to pop himself. Much to Mr. Tickle's disappointment. The scene transitions to a dance video starring Mr. Messy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Nervous. All three are in separate bubbles that are bouncing along the screen like a bubble screensaver. When the music video ends, the scene cuts to static before transitioning to the set of "Good Morning Dillydale")

Mr. Happy: Good morning, Dillydale!

(The audience is heard clapping offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!

Mr. Happy: Right! As usual! And do we have a fantastic show for you! It's Inventions Day once again here on Good Morning Dillydale! We'll be seeing two brand new inventions!

Miss Sunshine: I wish someone would invent a hair ribbon that won't crumple.

(Little Miss Sunshine tugs on her pigtails)

Mr. Happy: (laughs) Now that would be useful! Let's meet our inventors...

Audience (offscreen): (cheers and applauds)

Mr. Happy: Miss Whoops and Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine duck behind their desk. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy (who is wearing his fishing hat instead of his usual one) and Little Miss Whoops sitting on a couch and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine rising up sitting in two separate chairs)

Mr. Happy: Let's start with you, Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops waves to the viewers)

Mr. Happy: What invention would you like to share with us today? Hmmm?

Miss Whoops: I call it the Bubble Bicycle! On account of this!

(Little Miss Whoops gets up, sits on a bike that was next to the couch, and starts pedaling it. As she pedals, the bicycle blows bubbles)

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) I love bubbles! Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em! (squeals)

Miss Whoops: Who doesn't? And the more you pedal, the more bubbles come out!

Mr. Happy: What a wonderful invention! Think of the jo-o-oy this will bring to others!

(Little Miss Whoops crashes into the couch)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops!

Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Ergh!

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine (overlap): Ooh!

Mr. Grumpy: Okay!

(A few bubbles float passed Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Enough with these cockamamie bubbles. Let's get this show moving!

Mr. Happy: Oh! I almost forgot! We have Mr. Grumpy and his invention too!

(The audience claps for Mr. Grumpy offscreen)

Mr. Happy: Show us your stuff, Mr. Grumpy!

(Little Miss Whoops pedals away on her Bubble Bicycle)

Mr. Grumpy: I've invented a fishing rod guaranteed to find a fish!

Miss Sunshine: Does it blow bubbles too?

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: No bubbles. It has a built-in video monitor which tells you when a fish is nearby!

(The video monitor beeps and it shows a fish eating another fish)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! But does it bring joy to others like Miss Whoops' Bubble Bicycle? (chuckles)

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: No.

(Mr. Grumpy realizes that he misspoke. Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: I mean, yes it brings lots of joy! To me! Just watch!

(Mr. Grumpy activates his fishing rod and starts looking for a fish)

Mr. Grumpy: I put a fish in a bucket somewhere in this studio and this baby's gonna find it!

Miss Sunshine: When it finds the fish, then does it blow bubbles?

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: There are no bubbles involved!

(The video monitor on the fishing rod starts making noise)

Mr. Grumpy: Wait a minute! I'm getting something!

Miss Sunshine: Miss Whoops, are those bubbles cherry scented?

(Little Miss Whoops pedals behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Whoops: Guess again!

(Little Miss Sunshine gets excited)

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) STRAWBERRY!! NO WAIT! GRAPE! OH! I GIVE UP!!

(Little Miss Whoops pedals in front of Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Now I'll just cast my reel.

(Mr. Grumpy prepares to cast his reel)

Miss Sunshine: I know! They're pineapple scented!

Mr. Happy: With a touch of mango?

Mr. Grumpy: Mango, schmango! Forget those bubbles and watch me catch my fish?

Mr. Happy: Certainly, Mr. Grumpy. You go right ahead!

(Little Miss Whoops crashes into Mr. Grumpy as she pedals by)

Mr. Grumpy: Hoo-ah!

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

Mr. Grumpy: Oof!

(Mr. Grumpy flops to the ground and Little Miss Whoops lands offscreen. Thousands of bubbles float down and cover the room like snow does outside during a blizzard)

Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

Mr. Happy: It's a blizzard of bubbles! (laughs)

(Mr. Grumpy catches something offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: I caught the fish! Out of my way, everyone! Out of my way!

(Mr. Grumpy yanks his fishing pole and Mr. Scatterbrain is pulled onscreen wearing a scuba mask, flippers, and a snorkel. Mr. Scatterbrain lands on Mr. Grumpy and the bubbles clear)

Mr. Grumpy: Oof!

Miss Sunshine: That fish looks just like Mr. Scatterbrain!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Or I look just like the fish! (laughs)

(Mr. Grumpy gets up)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! My invention would have worked perfectly if it hadn't been for those bubbles...

(Mr. Grumpy points to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Grumpy: And this nitwit!

(Mr. Grumpy starts leaving the set when Little Miss Whoops passes by on her Bubble Bicycle. Mr. Grumpy avoids getting hit by the Bubble Bicycle but a giant bubble floats by and traps Mr. Grumpy inside. Now, Mr. Grumpy is floating all over the place)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm?

Miss Sunshine (offscreen): Ooh! I love bubbles!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, for noodles' sake! Get me out of here!

Mr. Happy: I'm afraid...we're out of time! I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!

(Mr. Grumpy floats by)

Mr. Grumpy: And I'm stuck in a bubble! So, someone do something!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye to Mr. Grumpy as Mr. Grumpy floats away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: See ya, Mr. Grumpy!

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! (laughs) Join us tomorrow for...

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The screen fades to the next bumper. Mr. Tickle is shown eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of himself. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica but gets no response. Then, the bubble replica tickles Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to Little Miss Sunshine skipping around and letting bubbles fly out of her bubble wand on a pink and blue striped background)

Narrator: And so you see, there are many different kinds of bubbles to enjoy in Dillydale.

(The scene cuts to Mr. Quiet (who's waist is covered in bubbles from his bubble back) playing with his rubber duckie)

Narrator: So whether you're a fan of the bubble bath or the Bubble Bike...

(Little Miss Whoops pedals by on the Bubble Bicycle. Bubbles come out as she pedals. Mr. Quiet looks at the Bubble Bicycle in confusion. Then, Mr. Grumpy (wearing his fishing hat) and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown in a bubble together and float around the area)

Narrator: A bubble is guaranteed to bring a smile!

(The bubble containing Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Grumpy pops)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!

(The background turns black and Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Grumpy fall down into the abyss and the episode ends)

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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big magenta screen comes up with "Bath and Bubbles " written on it with Mr. Happy, several bubbles, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of bubbles forming, rising to the surface, and popping are heard)

(The episode begins with Little Miss Sunshine skipping around and letting bubbles fly out of her bubble wand)

Narrator: Ah, bubbles! Is there any sight more magical than that of a bubble floating gracefully in the air?

(A bubble floats to the screen. Mr. Grumpy pops up and pops the bubble with a pin. Then, Mr. Grumpy walks away)

Narrator: Ahem! Most of the Mr. Men and Little Misses...

(Little Miss Sunshine continues to skip around as she lets bubble fly out of her bubble wand)

Narrator: Take great delight in bubbles! Whether in their front yard...

(The camera pans to Mr. Quiet's bathroom where Mr. Quiet is preparing a bubble bath. Mr. Quiet's pet cat is also there watching)

Narrator: Or in the bath! In fact, no one loves relaxing in a tub full of bubbles more than Mr. Quiet!

(Mr. Quiet's cat leaves through a kitty door)

Mr. Quiet: Goodbye!

(Mr. Quiet steps into his bubble bath)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs) Bubble!

(Just as Mr. Quiet starts to relax, Mr. Noisy passes by Mr. Quiet's open window. Mr. Noisy is mowing his lawn)

Mr. Noisy: Hiya, Mr. Quiet!

(Mr. Quiet gets out of the bathtub, wraps a towel around his waist, and closes the window)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub)

Mr. Quiet: (hums and sighs)

(Suddenly, Mr. Quiet hears knocking on his window. Little Miss Chatterbox is outside talking but cannot be heard because the window is closed. Little Miss Chatterbox gestures to Mr. Quiet to open the window for her. Mr. Quiet gets out of the bathtub, wraps a towel around his waist, and opens the window to hear what Little Miss Chatterbox is saying)

Miss Chatterbox: So I thought, "I wonder if Mr. Quiet knows that his kitty is outside? Maybe I should catch him." So I said, "here kitty, kitty!" And he came! I have a way with animals even mice!

Mr. Quiet's Cat (offscreen): (meows)

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up Mr. Quiet's cat)

Mr. Quiet: Uh, that's okay.

Miss Chatterbox: Here he is!

Mr. Quiet: He goes through the cat door.

Miss Chatterbox: Unless your cat goes outside through a kitty door.

(Little Miss Chatterbox puts Mr. Quiet's cat down)

Mr. Quiet's Cat (offscreen): (meows)

Miss Chatterbox: That's a different story.

(Little Miss Chatterbox sees the kitty door)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! You do have a kitty door! I wonder if I should get one of those for my parrot Featherbrain? She's really smart! Bet she could learn to use it!

(Mr. Quiet prepares to close the window)

Mr. Quiet: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Good idea!

Miss Chatterbox: Think I'll go down to the pet store right now!

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up Mr. Quiet's cat)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Here's your kitty!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)

Mr. Quiet: Thank you!

(Mr. Quiet closes the window)

Mr. Quiet: Goodbye! So long!

(Mr. Quiet's cat leaves through the kitty door. Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub)

Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Knock, knock!

(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk into Mr. Quiet's bathroom with a big package)

Mr. Small: Just as I thought, Mr. Nosey! He is home!

(Mr. Nosey closes the door)

Mr. Nosey: I have this package for you and didn't want to leave it on the doorstep! Besides, then I wouldn't get to see what's inside! (chuckles)

Mr. Small: You do love a good package! Don't you, Nose?

Mr. Nosey: I sure do, Mr. Small!

(Little Miss Chatterbox peeks in through the kitty door)

Miss Chatterbox: Hi again, Mr. Quiet! I just wanted to make sure I fit through a kitty door.

(Little Miss Chatterbox enters the room through the kitty door. Much to Mr. Quiet's disbelief)

Miss Chatterbox: In case I needed to show Featherbrain how to go through it. Wait! What's going on? Are you having a party?

(Mr. Noisy pops up outside the open window)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Did someone say party? I love a party!

Mr. Small: Mr. Quiet is about to open his package!

(Mr. Quiet opens his package and takes out a rubber duckie)

Mr. Small: A rubber duckie! That's something you don't see everyday.

(Mr. Quiet squeezes the rubber duckie)

Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...not in a great big package, anyway.

Mr. Small: Speaking of packages, there's lots more to deliver!

Mr. Nosey: Right behind ya, buddy boy!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave and close the door on their way out)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): This lawn isn't going to cut itself!

(Mr. Noisy leaves to resume mowing his lawn)

Miss Chatterbox: Sorry to go, Mr. Quiet. But that really wasn't much of a party. There wasn't even any food!

(Little Miss Chatterbox prepares to leave through the kitty door)

Miss Chatterbox: Hey! I bet that rubber duckie would be perfect if you're taking a bubble bath!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves through the kitty door but peeks in one more time through the kitty door)

Miss Chatterbox: (sighs) Don't you love a nice relaxing bubble bath? I know I do!

(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(Mr. Quiet hangs up his towel and steps back into the bathtub with his rubber duckie)

Mr. Quiet: Bubbles.

(Mr. Quiet squeezes the rubber duckie)

Ducklings (offscreen): (cheeps)

(Several ducklings fly into Mr. Quiet's bathroom through the kitty door and open window)

Ducklings: (cheeping)

(A bubble floats up from Mr. Quiet's bubble bath)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(The bubble pops and the screen cuts to black before transitioning to the first bumper. The first bumper shows Mr. Tickle eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of Mr. Nervous. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica of Mr. Nervous, but this scares the bubble replica)

Bubble Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(The bubble replica of Mr. Nervous runs away. Much to Mr. Tickle's disappointment. The screen fades into the next scene. The next scene begins outside the Dillydale Opera House before cutting inside to the theater where the stage curtain is about to go up)

Narrator: Across town, the very talented Dillydale Glee Club is about to perform a song!

(The curtain goes up to reveal Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Messy, Mr. Fussy, and Little Miss Daredevil as the members of the Dillydale Glee Club)

Narrator: Under the direction of...

(Mr. Rude comes out on stage and is revealed to be the conductor. The audience is heard applauding offscreen)

Narrator: Mr. Rude?

(Mr. Rude walks up to the podium, raises his baton into the air, pauses for a moment to look around, and starts conducting the Dillydale Glee Club. The music begins)

Mr. Messy: (burps)

(As Mr. Messy burps, bubbles come out and pop)

Mr. Messy: (clears his throat)

Mr. Nervous: (burps)

(As Mr. Nervous burps, bubbles come out and pop)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

Mr. Nosey: (burps)

(As Mr. Nosey burps, a bubble comes out and pop)

Mr. Nosey: (giggles)

(Mr. Rude pops a bubble with his baton)

Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (offscreen): (burps)

(A bubble pops in Mr. Rude's face. Little Miss Daredevil is shown drinking a soda and gives the "one moment" signal as she continues to drink)

Miss Naughty: (burps)

(As Little Miss Naughty burps, bubbles come out)

Mr. Messy: (burps)

(As Mr. Messy burps, bubbles come out. Bubbles are shown on the screen with one of them popping)

Mr. Nosey: (burps)

(As Mr. Nosey burps, a bubble comes out and pop. Little Miss Daredevil continues to drink her soda. Several tiny bubbles surround Mr. Rude)

Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (offscreen): (burps)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (burps)

(Mr. Scatterbrain covers his mouth as he burps but bubbles come out nevertheless. Bubbles float passed Little Miss Daredevil as she continues to drink her soda and pop. Three bubbles float passed Mr. Rude)

Mr. Messy: (burps twice)

(As Mr. Messy burps, bubbles come out. Bubbles are shown on the screen with two of them popping. Little Miss Daredevil continues to drink her soda)

Miss Naughty: (burps)

(As Little Miss Naughty burps, a bubble comes out. Bubbles are shown on the screen with three of them popping)

Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (offscreen): (burps)

(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up in front of the bubbles and, somehow, pops)

Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (offscreen): (burps)

(Mr. Rude pops a big bubble with his baton)

Miss Naughty: (burps)

(As Little Miss Naughty burps, a bubble comes out)

Mr. Messy: (burps)

(As Mr. Messy burps, bubbles come out. Bubbles are shown on the screen with two of them popping)

Mr. Messy: (burps)

(Mr. Messy burps so the bubbles are in Mr. Fussy's direction. Mr. Fussy breaks concentration and is disgusted by this. Mr. Rude pops two bubbles with his baton)

Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (offscreen): (burps)

Mr. Nosey: (burps)

(As Mr. Nosey burps, a bubble comes out and pop. Little Miss Daredevil is shown drinking her soda. Then, she stops drinking her soda)

Miss Daredevil: (loud burp)

(As Little Miss Daredevil burps, several bubbles come out and pop in Mr. Fussy's face. Then, Mr. Fussy falls over)

Mr. Fussy: Oh!

(The music stops)

Audience (offscreen): (cheers and applauds at the performance)

(Mr. Rude turns to the viewers)

Mr. Rude: Not bad! For beginners!

(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene where Mr. Messy is driving Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary to a mystery destination)

Narrator: Here in Dillydale, not every bath you take is in water. As Mr. Messy's friends are soon going to find out!

Mr. Messy: I hope y'all are gonna like this place! We're gonna spend the day in nature!

Mr. Fussy: A lovely walk by a babbling brook?

Miss Scary: Talk about scary.

Mr. Messy: Nope!

(Mr. Messy pulls up to a sign for The Dillydale Mud Bath)

Mr. Messy: The Dillydale Mud Bath!

Mr. Nervous: D-d-did you say?

Miss Scary: He did! (laughs) There's no such thing as a mud bath!

Mr. Fussy: Miss Scary is correct! Mud and bath do not go together!

(Mr. Happy walks over to them)

Mr. Happy: Hello! (laughs) And welcome to the Dillydale Mud Bath!

(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Happy)

Mr. Messy: Hey, Mr. Happy! My friends are kind of nervous about the mud baths.

Mr. Happy: Woah!

(Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Nervous join Mr. Messy)

Mr. Happy: First timers! You're in for a real treat! Follow me!

(Mr. Happy gestures everyone in his direction and they all follow him. The scene cuts to four holes in the ground filled with mud. Bubbles are bursting on top of the mud's surface. Little Miss Scary is intrigued, Mr. Messy is excited, Mr. Fussy is disgusted, Mr. Happy is reassuring, and Mr. Nervous is trembling with fear)

Mr. Fussy: You don't honestly expect us to go in there, do you?

Mr. Happy: Sure! What we recommend is slowly easing yourself into the warm, bubbly pools of mud...right up to your neck!

Mr. Messy: Don't need to ask me twice!

(Mr. Messy jumps into one of the pools of mud. Mr. Fussy is splashed with mud)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! D'oh! How absolutely revolting!

(Mr. Happy walks away to get something. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy enjoying the mud bath)

Mr. Messy: Come on in! It's nice and squishy! Plus the mud makes bubbles!

(Mr. Messy silently farts in the mud and several tiny bubbles burst onto the surface. The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous dipping his toe into the mud bath)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! I thought it be molten hot.

(Mr. Nervous sinks into the mud bath)

Mr. Nervous: But it's pleasingly warm!

Miss Scary: Why not! Maybe there's something scary underneath all that mud!

(Little Miss Scary jumps into one of the pools of mud and Mr. Fussy is, once again, splashed with mud)

Mr. Fussy: Gah!

(Mr. Fussy wipes the mud off his eyes)

Mr. Fussy: Sweet Henrietta!

(Mr. Fussy cleans his glasses)

Mr. Fussy: Have you all lost your minds!?

Mr. Messy: Come on, Mr. Fussy! Try it!

(Mr. Fussy puts his glasses on and removes the rest of the mud off his face)

Mr. Fussy: I cannot imagine anything more disgusting than being buried up to your neck in filthy mud!

Mr. Messy: Oh! I'm pretty sure this is clean mud!

(Mr. Fussy tries to leave but slips on some of the mud he removed from his face and splashes into the mud bath. Mr. Fussy resurfaces with a little mud on his head)

Mr. Fussy: G'oh!

(Mr. Fussy starts sinking into the mud and begins to enjoy it)

Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy! I can't believe I'm saying this! But this mud bath is almost...pleasant!

Mr. Messy: Told ya!

(Mr. Happy returns and puts eye masks on Little Miss Scary, Mr. Messy, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous (in that order))

Mr. Happy: How about these soothing eye masks to get the full relaxing experience?

(Mr. Happy leaves and everyone is shown enjoying the mud bath. Little Miss Scary then lifts her eye mask up and gets a cheeky idea. She takes her eye mask off and dips fully into the mud and swims past Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy. Bubbles burst to show where she is)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! I have never felt so warm and relaxed!

(Little Miss Scary swims over to Mr. Nervous (who is starting to get consumed by his fearful thoughts) and resurfaces covered head to toe in mud)

Miss Scary: (roars)

(Mr. Nervous lifts up his eye mask and sees the mud-covered Little Miss Scary but does not realize that it is her)

Mr. Nervous: Oh-ho! N-n-n-no! Menacing mud monster!

(Both Mr. Nervous and Little Miss Scary jump out of the mud bath and Little Miss Scary starts chasing Mr. Nervous (who has taken off his eye mask))

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Little Miss Scary trips and falls back into one of the mud baths)

Miss Scary (from under the mud): (snarls)

(Little Miss Scary does something from underneath the mud that scares Mr. Messy out of the mud bath)

Mr. Messy: (screams)

(Little Miss Scary gets out of the mud bath and starts chasing Mr. Messy. (who is running around with his eye mask still over his eyes) Mr. Fussy is oblivious to what is going on)

Miss Scary: (snarls)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! Really, Mr. Messy! Watch where you're kicking!

(Little Miss Scary chases Mr. Messy and Mr. Nervous away)

Mr. Messy and Mr. Nervous: (screams)

Mr. Nervous: Go away!

Miss Scary: (makes monster noises)

(Mr. Fussy lifts up his eye mask and notices that he is alone)

Mr. Fussy: Where did they all go? Humph!

(Mr. Fussy lowers his eye mask and resumes his relaxing experience)

Mr. Fussy: Some people just don't know how to relax.

(Little Miss Scary cannonballs into Mr. Fussy's mud bath)

Miss Scary: (makes monster noises)

(The mud splashes onto the screen and it transitions the scene to the next bumper. The bumper shows Mr. Tickle eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica of Mr. Grumpy, but the bubble replica stops him. Mr. Tickle tries again only for the bubble replica of Mr. Grumpy to pop himself. Much to Mr. Tickle's disappointment. The scene transitions to a dance video starring Mr. Messy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Nervous. All three are in separate bubbles that are bouncing along the screen like a bubble screensaver. When the music video ends, the scene cuts to static before transitioning to the set of "Good Morning Dillydale")

Mr. Happy: Good morning, Dillydale!

(The audience is heard clapping offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!

Mr. Happy: Right! As usual! And do we have a fantastic show for you! It's Inventions Day once again here on Good Morning Dillydale! We'll be seeing two brand new inventions!

Miss Sunshine: I wish someone would invent a hair ribbon that won't wrinkle.

(Little Miss Sunshine tugs on her pigtails)

Mr. Happy: (laughs) Now that would be useful! Let's meet our inventors...

Audience (offscreen): (cheers and applauds)

Mr. Happy: Miss Whoops and Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine duck behind their desk. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy (who is wearing his fishing hat instead of his usual one) and Little Miss Whoops sitting on a couch and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine rising up sitting in two separate chairs)

Mr. Happy: Let's start with you, Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops waves to the viewers)

Mr. Happy: What invention would you like to share with us today? Hmmm?

Miss Whoops: I call it the Bubble Bicycle! On account of this!

(Little Miss Whoops gets up, sits on a bike that was next to the couch, and starts pedaling it. As she pedals, the bicycle blows bubbles)

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) I love bubbles! Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!

Miss Whoops: Who doesn't? And the more you pedal, the more bubbles come out!

Mr. Happy: What a wonderful invention! Think of the jo-o-oy this will bring to others!

(Little Miss Whoops crashes into the couch)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Mr. Grumpy: Okay!

(A few bubbles float passed Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Enough with these cockamamie bubbles. Let's get this show moving!

Mr. Happy: Oh! I almost forgot! We have Mr. Grumpy and his invention too!

(The audience claps for Mr. Grumpy offscreen)

Mr. Happy: Show us your stuff, Mr. Grumpy!

(Little Miss Whoops pedals away on her Bubble Bicycle)

Mr. Grumpy: I've invented a fishing rod guaranteed to find a fish!

Miss Sunshine: Does it blow bubbles too?

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: No bubbles. It has a built-in video monitor which tells you when a fish is nearby!

(The video monitor beeps and it shows a fish eating another fish)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! But does it bring joy to others like Miss Whoops' Bubble Bicycle? (chuckles)

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: No.

(Mr. Grumpy realizes that he misspoke. Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: I mean, yes it brings lots of joy! To me! Just watch!

(Mr. Grumpy activates his fishing rod and starts looking for a fish)

Mr. Grumpy: I put a fish in a bucket somewhere on this set and this baby's gonna find it!

Miss Sunshine: When it finds the fish, then does it blow bubbles?

(Little Miss Whoops continues to pedal/ride on her Bubble Bicycle around the set)

Mr. Grumpy: There are no bubbles involved!

(The video monitor on the fishing rod starts making noise)

Mr. Grumpy: Wait a minute! I'm getting something!

Miss Sunshine: Miss Whoops, are those bubbles cherry scented?

(Little Miss Whoops pedals behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Whoops: Guess again!

(Little Miss Sunshine gets excited)

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) WATERMELON!! NO WAIT! GRAPE! OH! I GIVE UP!!

(Little Miss Whoops pedals in front of Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Now I'll just cast my reel.

(Mr. Grumpy prepares to cast his reel)

Miss Sunshine: I know! They're pineapple scented!

Mr. Happy: With a touch of mango?

Mr. Grumpy: Will you two dodo birds forget those bubbles and watch me catch my fish?

Mr. Happy: Certainly, Mr. Grumpy. You go right ahead!

(Little Miss Whoops crashes into Mr. Grumpy as she pedals by)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Mr. Grumpy flops to the ground and Little Miss Whoops lands offscreen. Thousands of bubbles float down and cover the room like snow does outside during a blizzard)

Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

Mr. Happy: It's a blizzard of bubbles! (laughs)

(Mr. Grumpy catches something offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: I caught the fish! Out of my way, everyone! Out of my way!

(Mr. Grumpy yanks his fishing pole and Mr. Scatterbrain is pulled onscreen wearing a scuba mask, flippers, and a snorkel. Mr. Scatterbrain lands on Mr. Grumpy and the bubbles clear)

Miss Sunshine: That fish looks just like Mr. Scatterbrain!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Or I look just like the fish! (laughs)

(Mr. Grumpy gets up)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! My invention would have worked perfectly if it hadn't been for those bubbles...

(Mr. Grumpy points to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Grumpy: And this nitwit!

(Mr. Grumpy starts leaving the set when Little Miss Whoops passes by on her Bubble Bicycle. Mr. Grumpy avoids getting hit by the Bubble Bicycle but a giant bubble floats by and traps Mr. Grumpy inside. Now, Mr. Grumpy is floating all over the place)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, for noodles' sake! Get me out of here!

Mr. Happy: I'm afraid...we're out of time! I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!

(Mr. Grumpy floats by)

Mr. Grumpy: And I'm stuck in a bubble! So, someone do something!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye to Mr. Grumpy as Mr. Grumpy floats away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: See ya, Mr. Grumpy!

Mr. Happy: Ooh, wonderful! (laughs) Join us tomorrow for...

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The screen fades to the next bumper. Mr. Tickle is shown eager to tickle somebody but there's nobody around. Mr. Tickle gets an idea and blows a bubble version of himself. Mr. Tickle tickles the bubble replica but gets no response. Then, the bubble replica tickles Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to Little Miss Sunshine skipping around and letting bubbles fly out of her bubble wand on a pink and blue striped background)

Narrator: And so you see, there are many different kinds of bubbles to enjoy in Dillydale.

(The scene cuts to Mr. Quiet (who's waist is covered in bubbles from his bubble back) playing with his rubber duckie)

Narrator: So whether you're a fan of the bubble bath or the Bubble Bike...

(Little Miss Whoops pedals by on the Bubble Bicycle. Bubbles come out as she pedals. Mr. Quiet looks at the Bubble Bicycle in confusion. Then, Mr. Grumpy (wearing his fishing hat) and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown in a bubble together and float around the area)

Narrator: A bubble is guaranteed to bring a smile!

(The bubble containing Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Grumpy pops)

Mr. Grumpy: (gasps)

(The background turns black and Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Grumpy fall down into the abyss and the episode ends)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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