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UK broadcast[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big purple screen comes up with "Birthday" written on it with a cake and party hat, who created the episode underneath, and celebration sound effects are heard)
(The episode opens up at the Dillydale Bakery. The viewers first see a pink cake with four candles on it before the camera pans to a counter. At the counter, Mr. Messy is busy stacking a four-tier cake)
Narrator: Each year, the Dillydale Bakery makes hundreds of delicious birthday cakes...
(The cake starts leaning towards the left but Mr. Messy stops it from falling)
Narrator: For all the Mr. Men and Little Misses.
(The camera shows a calendar with a date circled hanging over a table. The table has a present and a slice of birthday cake on it)
Narrator: Especially today. For you see, today...is Mr. Grumpy's birthday!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy wearing a party hat and has a noise maker in his mouth)
Narrator: And we all know that Mr. Grumpy loves a good party!
(Confetti falls from the ceiling and Mr. Grumpy unenthusiastically blows the noise maker. The screen fades to black and transitions to Little Miss Sunshine doing a video tutorial on wrapping a birthday gift)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): Now that you have presents and paper, it's time for step two of Miss Sunshine's lesson on "How to Wrap a Birthday Gift."
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown as the one watching the tutorial and is preparing to wrap a birthday gift for Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV offscreen): Roll out the paper and put the birthday gift in the middle.
(Mr. Scatterbrain tries to roll the wrapping paper out but it keeps rolling back up)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Huh? Ooh! Hmm...
(Mr. Scatterbrain uses both hands to hold the paper down with his head acting as a weight)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (grunts)
(The phone rings)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...
(The paper rolls back up over Mr. Scatterbrain's face)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ack! (muffled humming)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's answering machine answers the phone call for Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain's (via his answering machine): Hello! Mr. Scatterbrain here! I can't answer the phone right now because...um...I don't know where I'll be in the future! Heh-heh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain bangs his head on the wall in an effort to get the wrapping paper off his head)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's answering machine beeps and Little Miss Calamity is heard on the other end)
Miss Calamity (on the answering machine): Hello, Mr. Scatterbrain. It's Miss Calamity!
Mr. Scatterbrain: (muffled noises)
Miss Calamity (on the answering machine): Don't forget about Mr. Grumpy's birthday party tonight! Ooh! It should be a good time! Bye!
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I'll see you tonight! Heh! If I can ever get this gift wrapped! Heh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the wrapping paper off his head and it forms a tutu around his waste)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV offscreen): Now take a small piece of stickytape.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the tape)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Mmmm-hmm!
Miss Sunshine (on the TV offscreen): Just a small piece.
(Mr. Scatterbrain continues to pull the tape)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Ho-ho! (chuckles)
Miss Sunshine: Now it's time to fold the paper over the corner of your gift!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown completely tangled up in a mess of tape and paper. Mr. Scatterbrain folds the corner of the paper over his hand)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I think I missed a step!
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around to reveal the boot he was planning on wrapping stuck taped to his behind)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I'm sure it's here somewhere!
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): And top of your gift with a nice big bow! (giggles) Doesn't that look lovely?
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts a bow on his backside)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): Well, I certainly hope so.
(Mr. Strong pushes the screen to the right and transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Elephant (offscreen): (trumpets)
(Mr. Bump runs away from an elephant. An elephant that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. Mr. Tickle comes up onto the screen and pulls down the next scene. The next scene is at a gift shop. Mr. Rude enters the gift shop and is greeted by Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: Well hello, Mr. Rude. Looking for a gift?
Mr. Rude: Can you think of another reason I would be in that tacky gift shop, Miss Helpful?
Miss Helpful: Oh! You got me there! Heh! What's the occasion?
Mr. Rude: I need a birthday present for Mr. Grumpy.
Miss Helpful: Hmmm...
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter and brings up a couple of ducklings)
Miss Helpful: How about a box of cute fluffy ducklings?
Ducklings: (quacking)
Miss Helpful: He'll just love 'em!
(Little Miss Helpful hugs three of the ducklings)
Ducklings: (quacking)
(The ducklings surround Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: We are talking about Mr. Grumpy!
Ducklings: (quacking)
Mr. Rude: He cannot stand cute things!
(The ducklings waddle away)
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful! Oh! I know!
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter. A couple random items fly across the room before Little Miss Helpful comes back up and shows Mr. Rude a welcome mat)
Miss Helpful: A new welcome mat!
Mr. Rude: What about one that says, "Go Away?"
Miss Helpful: Just ran out! I know!
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Oh! (giggles) Ah! Ooh!
(A bowling ball is thrown over the counter and rolls away. Little Miss Helpful comes back up with a pogo stick)
Miss Helpful: How about a pogo stick?
(Little Miss Helpful starts bouncing on the pogo stick)
Miss Helpful: This is fun, fun, fun on a stick, don't ya know!
Mr. Rude: Mr. Grumpy does not like fun!
Miss Helpful: Then I have just the thing!
(Little Miss Helpful bounces underneath the counter and pulls out a Mr. Happy pull-string toy. Little Miss Helpful pulls the string of the toy to show Mr. Rude how it works)
Mr. Happy pull-string toy: Wonderful!
Mr. Rude: He'll hate it! I'll take it!
(Little Miss Daredevil pushes the old scene away to transition to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Lion (offscreen): (roars)
(Mr. Bump runs away from a lion. A lion that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. The lion bites Mr. Bump offscreen)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Messy walks onscreen with toilet paper on his shoe. The toilet paper drags a ton of trash on screen that transitions to the next scene as it drags across scene. The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy sitting in his favorite chair with a bowl of popcorn)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
(Mr. Grumpy turn on the TV and starts watching "Gamma Goo from Planet 9")
Mr. Bounce (voiceover): It came without warning! No one knows from where, but it's here! And there's no way to stop it! It's..."Gamma Goo from Planet 9!"
(Mr. Grumpy starts chowing down on popcorn)
Mr. Grumpy: (makes mouth noises)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'll stop that goo if it's the last thing I do!
(Mr. Grumpy takes another popcorn kernel out of the bowl)
Mr. Grumpy: Aah!
(Mr. Grumpy is about to pop the kernel of popcorn into his mouth when the phone rings)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy picks up the phone)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello?
(A split screen forms with Little Miss Chatterbox on the right and Mr. Grumpy on the left)
Miss Chatterbox: Is that Mr. Grumpy?
Mr. Grumpy: Who else would it be?
Miss Chatterbox: Well, I suppose it could be just about anyone depending on who I decided to call. (giggles)
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs)
Miss Chatterbox: That's the funny thing about phone numbers.
Mr. Grumpy: What do you want, Miss Chatterbox?
Miss Chatterbox: Well, since it's your birthday today. Happy birthday by the way. Ooh! I should've said that at first, I thought I would take you to lunch.
Mr. Grumpy: That's very kind, but I'd prefer to spend my birthday alone.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is in disbelief)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps)
Mr. Grumpy: Watching a good movie.
Miss Chatterbox: A movie!? On your birthday!? What fun is that?
Mr. Grumpy: Great fun.
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps)
Mr. Grumpy: Goodbye.
(Mr. Grumpy hangs up the phone and the split screen stops and focuses back on Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'm not afraid of you, slime ball!
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
(Mr. Grumpy prepares to enjoy some more popcorn when someone knocks on Mr. Grumpy's door)
Mr. Grumpy: (grunts in shock) Now what?
(Mr. Grumpy walks to the door and opens it. Mr. Scatterbrain is outside holding a monkey. A monkey holding a mop)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy!
Monkey: (screeches)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Scatterbrain.
Mr. Scatterbrain: I brought you a gift!
Monkey: (chatters)
Mr. Scatterbrain: It's the new Monkey Mop 3000!
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A mop so simple, a monkey could use it!
Monkey: (chatters)
Mr. Grumpy: I don't need a mop!
(The monkey tosses the pop away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Could you use a monkey?
Mr. Grumpy: Even less than I need a mop! Goodbye!
(Mr. Grumpy slams the door shut. Knocking off Mr. Scatterbrain's hat in the process)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
(Mr. Scatterbrain opens the door and the monkey fetches his hat for him. Mr. Grumpy returns to his chair and resumes watching the movie)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): (screams)
Miss Scary (on the TV): My slime will rule the world! And I will be-
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up in the window holding a bottle of floor cleaner)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
Mr. Scatterbrain: How about a pine-vintage floor cleaner?
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a key)
Miss Scary (offscreen and on the TV): (laughs evilly)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A key to a safe?
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a bag of bird seeds)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A bag of bird seeds?
Bird (voiceover): (screeches)
Mr. Grumpy: No! No! and No! I just want to celebrate my birthday alone, watching a movie.
(Mr. Scatterbrain presses his face to the window so he can watch the movie as well)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I love movies.
Mr. Grumpy: Very happy for you! Goodbye!
(Mr. Grumpy pulls down the window blind)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'm not leaving you behind, Victoria!
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs contently)
(Mr. Grumpy is just starting to enjoy himself when the front door opens)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!
(A marching band led by Mr. Scatterbrain and consisting of Mr. Bounce, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Lazy, Mr. Quiet (ironically), and Mr. Strong enter Mr. Grumpy's house playing loud music. Mr. Grumpy covers his ears because the music is too loud)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go, Mr. Grumpy! Since you didn't like any of my other presents, I brought you a marching band.
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Because, face it! Who doesn't want a marching band on their birthday? Heh!
(The camera cuts back to an annoyed Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: "Oh! I should've just taken the mop!"
(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself. Mr. Persnickety walks onto the screen and delicately picks up the next scene featuring Mr. Messy and Mr. Stubborn preparing Mr. Grumpy's birthday cake)
Mr. Messy: How many cakes did you say you baked, Mr. Stubborn?
Mr. Stubborn: I have never made a cake. But how hard can it be? You are going to be a good assistant, Mr. Messy."
(Mr. Stubborn picks up an egg)
Mr. Stubborn: Watch and learn from an expert!
(Mr. Stubborn tosses the first egg into his other hand. Next, Mr. Stubborn picks up a second head and also tosses it into his other hand. Then, Mr. Stubborn tosses both eggs into the mixing bowl uncracked)
Mr. Messy: Uh...aren't you supposed to crack those first?
(Mr. Stubborn crushes the eggs in the bowl)
Mr. Stubborn: Absolutely not! The shell provides crunch! Now, for the baking powder.
(Mr. Stubborn pours in the entire bag of baking powder into the bowl)
Mr. Messy: Woah! That's way too much! Even I know that!
(The batter overflows the bowl)
Mr. Stubborn: Clearly you don't know a thing! Now finish mixing the batter while I get the frosting.
(Mr. Messy tries the batter)
Mr. Messy: Hmm...kind of salty.
Mr. Stubborn: It's supposed to be salty! It's a cake! Add this can of frosting to the batter.
(Mr. Stubborn puts a can of frosting into the batter without opening the can)
Mr. Messy: But...frosting goes on the outside!
Mr. Stubborn: You amateur! Hand me that cake pan!
(Mr. Messy looks through the pan)
Mr. Messy: This pan has holes!
Mr. Stubborn: What! They are so the cake can breathe!
(The cake is now in the pan)
Mr. Messy: I'll open the oven.
(Mr. Stubborn grabs the cake)
Mr. Stubborn: "You will not! Everybody knows you boil a cake!"
(Mr. Stubborn place the cake into a pot)
Mr. Stubborn: In four minutes, it will be done!
(The cake starts to boil)
Mr. Messy: Uh, I don't know. That doesn't look right.
(The cake explodes all over the place. Including the screen. The scene cuts to a cake covered Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: This is what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Messy shakes the cake batter off his head and the batter splatters on to the screen. Mr. Messy then wipes some of the batter off the screen)
Mr. Messy: Good and messy!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in a hot air balloon to transition the scene. The next bumper starts with Mr. Bump playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks past the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something. Mr. Bump runs away from Mr. Grumpy, revealing that Mr. Bump pinned the tail onto Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy's Birthday Song begins with Mr. Grumpy stomping his feet in anger)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Nervous: "🎶He don't want a fuss or birthday banners
He don't want some chatty party planners
Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing🎶"
Mr. Grumpy: (speaking) Oh, come on, give me peace, just a bit of quiet! Not all this raucous party riot!
Mr. Nervous: 🎶It's a birthday, yes he knows, but here's the thing
Backup Singers: "🎶Here's the thing🎶"
Mr. Nervous: "🎶He prefers his birthdays grumpy and mashed potatoes lumpy"
He can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering
He doesn't care if it's wonky
Put the tail back on the donkey
Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing🎶"
Backup Singers: "🎶La la la la🎶"
Mr. Nervous: "🎶Oh, he don't want a fuss or birthday banners
He don't want some chatty party planners,🎶
(Mr. Grumpy does a forward roll under a second cake just before it falls onto him)
Mr. Grumpy: Save your breath!
(Just as Mr. Grumpy breathes a sigh of relief, a third cake squishes him. Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen then pulls up the bottom of the screen to change the scene. Mr. Strong is shown blowing up balloons but pops them every time due to breathing in too hard. He tries three times before giving the popped balloons to Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: Thanks for blowing up the balloons Mr. Strong.
Mr. Strong: Oh no problem Miss Sunshine.
(Mr. Strong puts on a party hat and joins Mr. Bump, Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Rude, and Little Miss Calamity. The five are soon joined by Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: Mr. Grumpy should be here any minute! Let's practice shouting "surprise!" Here we go! One...two...three...
Miss Helpful: Surprise!
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): Surprise!
Mr. Bump: Surprise?
Mr. Strong: Surprise.
Miss Calamity: Uh, surprise!
Miss Sunshine: Oh! We can do better than that! Let's try again! One...two...three...
(Mr. Grumpy opens the door and walks into the room)
Mr. Bump, Miss Helpful, Mr. Rude, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Strong, and Miss Calamity: SURPRISE!!
Mr. Grumpy: Aren't you supposed to wait until the guest of honor gets here?
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) "Mr. Grumpy! Surprise!"
(Streamers and confetti fall from the ceiling and party noise makers are heard in the background)
Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, yeah. I get the idea. Is there cake at least?
(Mr. Messy comes out with the cake he and Mr. Stubborn made earlier. Some of it ends up spilling out of the pan as he walks over)
Mr. Messy: You bet Mr. Grumpy! One homemade birthday cake!
(Little Miss Calamity comes out with a present and slips on the spilled cake causing her to bump into Mr. Messy)
Miss Calamity: Woah-oah! Oof!
(Little Miss Calamity accidentally throws the present onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: "Ow!"
(Mr. Messy tosses the cake into the air and it ends up falling onto him and Little Miss Calamity. Mr. Grumpy dodges the mess in shock, Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Bump are also shocked, Mr. Rude is mildly amused, and Mr. Strong licks his lips and is probably jealous that Mr. Messy and Little Miss Calamity got buried in the cake)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
Mr. Messy: "Shazam!" (pops out of the cake)
Mr. Grumpy: Well you might as well cut me a piece while you're in there.
(Little Miss Calamity pulls out a piece of cake with a lit candle on it and Mr. Grumpy blows it out)
(Mr. Tickle's arms cover the screen)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Happy birthday to me.
(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms and the scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Baby Elephant (offscreen): (trumpets)
(Mr. Bump runs away from Mr. Scatterbrain riding a baby elephant. An baby elephant that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. Mr. Scatterbrain is holding a plunger and he and the baby elephant charge at Mr. Bump. After the bumper ends, the scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Bump playing Pin-the-Tail on the Donkey)
Narrator: And so, another birthday party comes to an end.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trapped in the wrapping paper)
Narrator: And it looks like a good time was had by all.
(Mr. Messy comes out with the cake)
Narrator: So the next time you are invited to a party, make sure you get there on time!
(Little Miss Calamity comes out with a present and slips on the spilled cake causing her to bump into Mr. Messy. This causes Mr. Messy to toss the cake into the air as he and Little Miss Calamity fall to the ground)
Narrator: You'd hate to miss out on the cake!
(The cake ends up falling onto Mr. Grumpy. The screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
(The next scene begins with Mr. Bump setting up a piñata of a big wrapped in bandages)
Miss Whoops: That is a terrific piñata, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Miss Whoops. I made it myself!
Miss Whoops: I can tell!
(Little Miss Whoops picks up a bat)
Miss Whoops: Looks very sturdy!
Mr. Bump: Uh...i-is that really necessary? You wouldn't want to break it before the party.
(Little Miss Whoops ties a bandana over her eyes)
Miss Whoops: Just point me in the right direction.
(Little Miss Whoops starts swinging the bat and Mr. Bump dodges it)
Mr. Bump: Gah! Wah!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a statue of a cat)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump: Afraid not. No.
(Little Miss Whoops starts walking around while swinging the bat)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a statue of a gnome)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a birdbath)
Birds: (chirping)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops turns around, swings the bat, and breaks a lawn chair)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a Tiki statue)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bump: No wait! Wait! Stop!
(Little Miss Whoops prepares to swing the bat at Mr. Bump and the piñata)
Mr. Bump: Gah! (grunts)
(Mr. Bump jumps off the stepladder, grabs the piñata, and sits down on the branch the piñata was hanging from)
Mr. Bump: "Wah! Woah!"
(Buzzing is heard)
Mr. Bump: "Wah!"
(The screen zooms out to reveal a beehive next to Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: "You never learn."
(Little Miss Whoops continues swinging the bat)
Miss Whoops: Ugh! Nyah!
(Little Miss Whoops hits the tree and Mr. Bump falls out of the tree)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah! Ow!
(The beehive falls onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: "Ow!"
(The beehive breaks open. The bees form an arrow pointing at Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump runs away)
Mr. Bump: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
(The bees chase Mr. Bump and the scene cuts to him trying to outrun the bees)
Mr. Bump: "Oh poopity poop!"
(The screen irises out on Mr. Bump)
US broadcast[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big purple screen comes up with "Birthday" written on it with a cake and party hat, who created the episode underneath, and celebration sound effects are heard)
(The episode opens up at the Dillydale Bakery. The viewers first see a pink cake with four candles on it before the camera pans to a counter. At the counter, Mr. Messy is busy stacking a four-tier cake with chocolate frosting)
Narrator: Each year, the Dillydale Bakery makes hundreds of delicious birthday cakes...
(The cake starts leaning towards the left but Mr. Messy stops it from falling)
Narrator: For all the Mr. Men and Little Misses.
(The camera shows a calendar with a date circled hanging over a table. The table has a present and a slice of birthday cake on it)
Narrator: Especially today. For you see, today...is Mr. Grumpy's birthday!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy wearing a party hat and has a noise maker in his mouth)
Narrator: And we all know that Mr. Grumpy loves a good party!
(Confetti falls from the ceiling and Mr. Grumpy unenthusiastically blows the noise maker. The screen fades to black and transitions to Little Miss Sunshine doing a video tutorial on wrapping a birthday gift)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): Now that you have your supplies, it's time for step two of Miss Sunshine's lesson on "How to Wrap a Birthday Gift."
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown as the one watching the tutorial and is preparing to wrap a birthday gift for Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV offscreen): Roll out the paper and put the birthday gift in the middle.
(Mr. Scatterbrain tries to roll the wrapping paper out but it keeps rolling back up)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Huh? Ooh! Hmm...
(Mr. Scatterbrain uses both hands to hold the paper down with his head acting as a weight)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Egh!
(The phone rings)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...
(The paper rolls back up over Mr. Scatterbrain's face)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ack! (muffled humming)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's answering machine answers the phone call for Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain's (via his answering machine): Hello! Mr. Scatterbrain here! I can't answer the phone right now because...I don't know where I'll be in the future! Heh-heh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain bangs his head on the wall in an effort to get the wrapping paper off his head)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's answering machine beeps and Little Miss Calamity is heard on the other end)
Miss Calamity (on the answering machine): Hi Mr. Scatterbrain. It's Miss Calamity!
Mr. Scatterbrain: (muffled noises)
Miss Calamity (on the answering machine): Don't forget about Mr. Grumpy's birthday party tonight! It should be a good time! Well, barring any party favor catastrophes!
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I'll see you tonight! Heh! If I can ever get this gift wrapped! Heh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the wrapping paper off his head and it forms a tutu around his waste)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV offscreen): Now take a small piece of tape.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the tape)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Mmmm-hmm!
(Mr. Scatterbrain continues to pull the tape)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Ho-ho! (chuckles)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): Now it's time to fold the paper over the corner of your gift!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown completely tangled up in a mess of tape and paper. Mr. Scatterbrain folds the corner of the paper over his hand)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I think I missed a step!
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around to reveal the boot he was planning on wrapping stuck taped to his behind)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): I'm sure it's here somewhere!
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): And top of your gift with a nice big bow! (giggles) Doesn't that look nice?
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts a bow on his backside)
Mr. Scatterbrain (muffled): Well, I certainly hope so.
(Mr. Strong pushes the screen to the right and transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Elephant (offscreen): (trumpets)
(Mr. Bump runs away from an elephant. An elephant that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. Mr. Tickle comes up onto the screen and pulls down the next scene. The next scene is at a gift shop. Mr. Rude enters the gift shop and is greeted by Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: Well hello, Mr. Rude. Looking for a gift?
Mr. Rude: Can you think of another reason I would be in that tacky gift shop, Miss Helpful?
Miss Helpful: Oh! You got me there! What's the occasion?
Mr. Rude: I need a birthday present for Mr. Grumpy.
Miss Helpful: Hmmm...
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter and brings up a couple of ducklings)
Miss Helpful: How about a box of cute fluffy ducklings? He'll just love 'em!
(Little Miss Helpful hugs three of the ducklings)
Ducklings: (quacking)
(The ducklings surround Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: We are talking about Mr. Grumpy! He cannot stand cute things!
(The ducklings waddle away)
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful! Oh! I know!
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter. A couple random items fly across the room before Little Miss Helpful comes back up and shows Mr. Rude a welcome mat)
Miss Helpful: A new welcome mat!
Mr. Rude: What about one that says, "Go Away?"
Miss Helpful: Just ran out! Oh!
(Little Miss Helpful goes under the counter)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Ha! Ooh! Ah!
(A bowling ball is thrown over the counter and rolls away. Little Miss Helpful comes back up with a pogo stick)
Miss Helpful: How about a pogo stick?
(Little Miss Helpful starts bouncing on the pogo stick)
Miss Helpful: This is fun, fun, fun on a stick I tell ya!
Mr. Rude: Mr. Grumpy does not like fun!
Miss Helpful: I have just the thing!
(Little Miss Helpful bounces underneath the counter and pulls out a Mr. Happy pull-string toy. Little Miss Helpful pulls the string of the toy to show Mr. Rude how it works)
Mr. Happy pull-string toy: Wonderful!
Mr. Rude: He'll hate it! I'll take it!
(Little Miss Daredevil pushes the old scene away to transition to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Lion (offscreen): (roars)
(Mr. Bump runs away from a lion. A lion that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. The lion bites Mr. Bump offscreen)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Messy walks onscreen with toilet paper on his shoe. The toilet paper drags a ton of trash on screen that transitions to the next scene as it drags across scene. The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy sitting in his favorite chair with a bowl of popcorn. He turn on the TV and starts watching "Gamma Goo from Planet 9")
Mr. Bounce (announcer on the TV): Gamma Goo from Planet 9!
Mr. Happy (offscreen and on the TV): The slime has taken over the entire city! Why Ray, this could be the end for all of us!
(Mr. Grumpy starts chowing down on popcorn)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): Don't give up so fast, mayor! I didn't earn this police badge for nothing!
(Mr. Grumpy is about to pop another kernel of popcorn into his mouth when the phone rings)
Mr. Grumpy: (groans)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'll stop that goo if it's the last thing I do!
(Mr. Grumpy picks up the phone)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello?
(A split screen forms with Little Miss Chatterbox on the right and Mr. Grumpy on the left)
Miss Chatterbox: Is this Mr. Grumpy?
Mr. Grumpy: Who else would it be?
Miss Chatterbox: Well, I guess it could be just about anyone depending on who I called. (giggles) That's the funny thing about phone numbers.
Mr. Grumpy: What do you want, Miss Chatterbox?
Miss Chatterbox: Well, since it's your birthday today. Happy birthday by the way. Guess I should've said that up top, I thought I would take you to lunch.
Mr. Grumpy: That's very kind, but I'd prefer to spend my birthday alone.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is in disbelief)
Mr. Grumpy: Watching a good movie.
Miss Chatterbox: A movie!? On your birthday!? What fun is that?
Mr. Grumpy: Plenty fun. Now goodbye.
(Mr. Grumpy hangs up the phone and the split screen stops and focuses back on Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy prepares to enjoy some more popcorn when someone knocks on Mr. Grumpy's door)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'm just a policeman, Victoria!
Mr. Grumpy: Now what?
(Mr. Grumpy walks to the door and opens it. Mr. Scatterbrain is outside holding a monkey. A monkey holding a mop)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): A policeman
Mr. Scatterbrain: Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy!
Monkey: (screeches)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Scatterbrain.
Mr. Scatterbrain: I brought you a gift! It's the new Monkey Mop 3000! A mop so simple, a monkey could use it!
Monkey: (chatters)
Mr. Grumpy: I don't need a mop!
Miss Sunshine (offscreen and on the TV): It's got me!
(The monkey tosses the pop away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Could you use a monkey?
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): Victoria!
Miss Sunshine (offscreen and on the TV): Go ahead!
Mr. Grumpy: Even less than I need a mop! Goodbye!
(Mr. Grumpy slams the door shut. Knocking off Mr. Scatterbrain's hat in the process)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): I'm not leaving you behind, Victoria!
(Mr. Scatterbrain opens the door and the monkey fetches his hat for him. Mr. Grumpy returns to his chair and resumes watching the movie)
Miss Sunshine (on the TV): Cold, cold, cold!
Miss Scary (on the TV): My slime will rule the world! And I will be-
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up in the window holding a bottle of floor cleaner)
Mr. Scatterbrain: How about a pine-vintage floor cleaner?
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a key)
Miss Scary (offscreen and on the TV): (laughs evilly)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A key to a safe?
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a bag of bird seeds)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A bag of bird seeds?
Mr. Grumpy: No! No! and No! I just want to celebrate my birthday alone, watching a movie.
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): You've seen your last goo, Dementicon!
(Mr. Scatterbrain presses his face to the window so he can watch the movie as well)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I love movies.
Mr. Grumpy: I'm happy for you! Goodbye!
(Mr. Grumpy pulls down the window blind)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): That's right, Dementicon! It's me!
(Mr. Grumpy is just starting to enjoy himself when the front door opens)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(A marching band led by Mr. Scatterbrain and consisting of Mr. Bounce, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Lazy, Mr. Quiet (ironically), and Mr. Strong enter Mr. Grumpy's house playing loud music. Mr. Grumpy covers his ears because the music is too loud)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go, Mr. Grumpy! Since you didn't like any of my other presents, I brought you a marching band.
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Because, face it! Who doesn't want a marching band on their birthday? Heh!
(The camera cuts back to an annoyed Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and on the TV): Bring it on, Dementicon!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! I should've just taken the mop!
(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself. Mr. Persnickety walks onto the screen and delicately picks up the next scene)
(The next scene features Mr. Messy and Mr. Stubborn preparing Mr. Grumpy's birthday cake)
Mr. Messy: How many cakes did you say you baked, Mr. Stubborn?
Mr. Stubborn: I have never made a cake. But how hard can it be? You are going to be a good assistant, Mr. Messy
(Mr. Stubborn picks up an egg)
Mr. Stubborn: Watch and learn from a pro!
(Mr. Stubborn tosses the first egg into his other hand. Next, Mr. Stubborn picks up another egg and also tosses it into his other hand. Then, Mr. Stubborn tosses both eggs into the mixing bowl uncracked)
Mr. Messy: Uh...aren't you supposed to crack those first?
(Mr. Stubborn crushes the eggs in the bowl)
Mr. Stubborn: Absolutely not! The shell provides crunch! Now, for the baking powder.
(Mr. Stubborn pours in the entire bag of baking powder into the bowl)
Mr. Messy: Woah! That's way too much! Even I know that!
(The batter overflows the bowl)
Mr. Stubborn: Clearly you don't know a thing! Now finish mixing the batter while I get the frosting.
(Mr. Messy tries the batter)
Mr. Messy: Hmm...kind of salty.
Mr. Stubborn: It's supposed to be salty! It's a cake! Add this can of frosting to the batter.
(Mr. Stubborn puts a can of frosting into the batter without opening the can)
Mr. Messy: But...frosting goes on the outside!
Mr. Stubborn: You amateur! Hand me that cake pan!
(Mr. Messy looks through the pan)
Mr. Messy: This pan has holes!
Mr. Stubborn: What! They are so the cake can breathe!
(The “cake” is now in the pan)
Mr. Messy: I'll open the oven.
(Mr. Stubborn grabs the “cake”)
Mr. Stubborn: You will not! Everybody knows you boil a cake!
(Mr. Stubborn place the “cake” into a pot)
Mr. Stubborn: In four minutes, it will be done!
(The “cake” starts to boil)
Mr. Messy: Uh, I don't know. That doesn't look right.
(The “cake” explodes all over the place. Including the screen. The scene cuts to a cake covered Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: This is what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Messy shakes the cake batter off his head and the batter splatters on to the screen. Mr. Messy then wipes some of the batter off the screen)
Mr. Messy: Good and messy!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in a hot air balloon to transition the scene)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): This stove IS CHEAP!!
(Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something. Mr. Bump runs away from Mr. Grumpy. It turned out that Mr. Bump pinned the tail onto Mr. Grumpy)
(The next scene begins with Mr. Bump setting up a piñata of a big wrapped in bandages)
Miss Whoops: That is a terrific piñata, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Miss Whoops. I made it myself!
Miss Whoops: I can tell!
(Little Miss Whoops picks up a bat)
Miss Whoops: Looks very sturdy!
Mr. Bump: Uh...i-is that really necessary? You wouldn't want to break it before the party.
(Little Miss Whoops ties a bandana over her eyes)
Miss Whoops: Just point me in the right direction.
(Little Miss Whoops starts swinging the bat and Mr. Bump dodges it)
Mr. Bump: Gah! Wah!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a statue of a cat)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump: Afraid not. No.
(Little Miss Whoops starts walking around while swinging the bat)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a statue of a gnome)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a birdbath)
Birds: (chirping)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops turns around, swings the bat, and breaks a lawn chair)
Miss Whoops: Was that it?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No.
(Little Miss Whoops swings the bat and breaks a Tiki statue)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bump: No wait! Wait! Stop!
(Little Miss Whoops prepares to swing the bat at Mr. Bump and the piñata)
Mr. Bump: Gah! (grunts)
(Mr. Bump jumps off the stepladder, grabs the piñata, and sits down on the branch the piñata was hanging from)
Mr. Bump: Wah! Woah
(Buzzing is heard)
Mr. Bump: Wah!
(The screen zooms out to reveal a beehive next to Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: You never learn.
(Little Miss Whoops continues swinging the bat)
Miss Whoops: Ugh! Nyah!
(Little Miss Whoops hits the tree and Mr. Bump falls out of the tree)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah! Ow!
(The beehive falls onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(The beehive breaks open. The bees form an arrow pointing at Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump runs away)
Mr. Bump: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHH! Oh poopity poop!
(The screen iris' out. Mr. Grumpy's Birthday Song begins with Mr. Grumpy stomping his feet in anger)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Grumpy: 🎶I don't want a fuss or birthday banners
I don't want some chatty party planners
Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing.
Oh, give me peace, give me quiet
Not some ruckus party riot!
It's a birthday! Yes, I know, but here's the thing. (Here's the thing)
I prefer my birthdays grumpy and my mashed potatoes lumpy
I can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering!
I don't care if you think it's wonky
Put the tail back on the donkey
Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. (La la la la)
Oh, I don't want a fuss or birthday banners
I won't want some chatty party planners🎶
(Mr. Grumpy does a forward roll under a second cake just before it falls onto him)
Mr. Grumpy: 🎶Save your breath!🎶
(Just as Mr. Grumpy breathes a sigh of relief, a third cake squishes him. Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen then pulls up the bottom of the screen to change the scene)
(Mr. Strong is shown blowing up balloons but pops them every time due to breathing in too hard. He tries three times before giving the popped balloons to Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: Thanks for blowing up the balloons Mr. Strong.
Mr. Strong: Oh no problem, Miss Sunshine.
(Mr. Strong puts on a party hat and joins Mr. Bump, Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Rude, and Little Miss Calamity. The five are soon joined by Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: Mr. Grumpy should be here any minute! Let's practice shouting "surprise!" Here we go! One...two...three...
Miss Helpful: Surprise!
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): Surprise!
Mr. Bump: Surprise?
Mr. Strong: Surprise.
Miss Calamity: Uh, surprise!
Miss Sunshine: Oh! We can do better than that! Let's try again! One...two...three...
(Mr. Grumpy opens the door and walks into the room)
Mr. Bump, Miss Helpful, Mr. Rude, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Strong, and Miss Calamity: SURPRISE!!
Mr. Grumpy: Aren't you supposed to wait until the guest of honor gets here?
Miss Sunshine: (gasp) Mr. Grumpy! Surprise!
(Streamers and confetti fall from the ceiling and party noise makers are heard in the background)
Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, yeah. I get the idea. Is there cake at least?
(Mr. Messy comes out with the cake he and Mr. Stubborn made earlier. Some of it ends up spilling out of the pan as he walks over)
Mr. Messy: You bet Mr. Grumpy! One homemade birthday cake!
(Little Miss Calamity comes out with a present and slips on the spilled cake causing her to bump into Mr. Messy)
Miss Calamity: Woah-oah! Oof!
(Little Miss Calamity accidentally throws the present onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Messy tosses the cake into the air and it ends up falling onto him and Little Miss Calamity. Mr. Grumpy dodges the mess in shock, Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Bump are also shocked, Mr. Rude is mildly amused, and Mr. Strong licks his lips and is probably jealous that Mr. Messy and Little Miss Calamity got buried in the cake)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
(Mr. Messy pops out of the cake)
Mr. Grumpy: Well you might as well cut me a piece while you're in there.
(Little Miss Calamity pulls out a piece of cake with a lit candle on it and Mr. Grumpy blows it out)
Miss Calamity: What a calamity.
(Mr. Tickle's arms cover the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughing)
(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms and the scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey but walks passed the picture of the donkey. Mr. Bump walks offscreen. Mr. Bump is heard pinning something)
Baby Elephant (offscreen): (trumpets)
(Mr. Bump runs away from Mr. Scatterbrain riding a baby elephant. An baby elephant that he accidentally pinned the tail onto. Mr. Scatterbrain is holding a plunger and he and the baby elephant charge at Mr. Bump. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Bump playing Pin-the-Tail on the Donkey)
Narrator: And so, another birthday party comes to an end.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trapped in the wrapping paper)
Narrator: And it looks like a good time was had by all.
(Mr. Messy comes out with the cake)
Narrator: So the next time you are invited to a party, make sure you get there on time!
(Little Miss Calamity comes out with a present and slips on the spilled cake causing her to bump into Mr. Messy. This causes Mr. Messy to toss the cake into the air as he and Little Miss Calamity fall to the ground)
Narrator: You'd hate to miss out on the cake!
(The cake ends up falling onto Mr. Grumpy. Then the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)