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UK Transcript[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big pink screen comes up with "Camping" written on it with a tent, some stars, a campfire, and who created the episode underneath)

Crickets (offscreen and overlap): (chirping)

Owl (offscreen and overlap): (hooting)

(The episode begins by showing the viewers four different tents pitched up in the Dillydale Forest. One tent is orange and dome-shaped, another is yellow, tall, has a dome, and a flag waving in the breeze, the third tent is a typical triangular-prism blue tent, and the final tent is lilac in the shape of a cone)

Narrator: The joys of camping have not been lost on the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale.

(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are shown using axes to chop down a tree)

Narrator: They relish the clean fresh air of the forest.

Miss Whoops: AH-CHOO!

(Little Miss Whoops' sneeze accidentally knocks the tree onto Mr. Bump. Little Miss Whoops shows extreme worry for Mr. Bump. The camera pans over to Mr. Tickle, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Naughty, and Mr. Scatterbrain. The four of them are sitting on logs warming themselves by a nice campfire)

Narrator: The warm glow of a comforting campfire shared with friends.

(Thunder is heard and lightning flashes. Soon it starts pouring rain and the campfire is put out. Everyone is very disappointed by this. Mr. Scatterbrain covers his head to shield himself from the rain and Little Miss Sunshine starts crying inaudibly. The camera pans over to a spot on the campgrounds where it isn't raining. Two gophers are hitting each other with mallets in a real whack-a-gopher game)

Narrator: The joy of seeing wildlife in its natural habitat.

(The camera pans over to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity is hanging from a tree branch for dear life to avoid a bear that is underneath her)

Bear: (growls)

Narrator: To most, a camping trip is a recipe for fun!

(Little Miss Calamity starts losing her hold of the tree branch and the bear licks its lips in anticipation. The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire. Suddenly, the marshmallow catches on fire. Mr. Quiet blows on the burning marshmallow three times before the fire goes out. The marshmallow is charred and Mr. Quiet seems to be okay with that.)

Mr. Quiet: Hmm!

(Unfortunately, the marshmallow is so charred and gooey that it falls off the stick Mr. Quiet was using to roast the marshmallow on)

Mr. Quiet: Aw!

(Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in annoyance)

Mr. Quiet: Hmm.

(Mr. Messy walks by dragging a large pile of garbage behind him. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Mr. Stubborn is preparing to set up an instant tent. Mr. Stubborn empties the box the tent was in but the tent comes out unassembled)

Mr. Stubborn: This instant tent doesn't look so instant!

Miss Helpful (offscreen): I'll help!

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Little Miss Helpful is with Mr. Stubborn. Little Miss Helpful holding the instructions for the tent)

Miss Helpful: Want me to read the instructions, Mr. Stubborn?

Mr. Stubborn: Oh, please! I can put together a tent! It's so simple, a child could do it!

(Mr. Stubborn tosses the box that held the tent away. Mr. Stubborn rubs his hands together. Mr. Stubborn grabs the tent when it suddenly jumps up and briefly completes itself before falling apart again)

Mr. Stubborn: Hey!

(Mr. Stubborn is shot back into a huge mud puddle. Mr. Stubborn is not pleased by the outcome)

Mr. Stubborn: Oh!

(The camera then cuts back to Little Miss Helpful)

Miss Helpful: Maybe I should read the instructions.

(Little Miss Helpful starts reading the instructions)

Miss Helpful: "Congratulations on your purchase of an instant tent!"

Mr. Stubborn: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Skip that part!

(Little Miss Helpful continues reading the instructions)

Miss Helpful: "A product of "The Instant Everything Company."

Mr. Stubborn: Okay. Move on!

Miss Helpful: "Makers of the instant bed, instant chair, instant house,"

Mr. Stubborn: Skip down!

Miss Helpful: "Instant car, instant grandmother."

Mr. Stubborn: Get to the directions!!

Miss Helpful: "Directions."

Mr. Stubborn: Finally!

Miss Helpful: "Printed in Hong Kong."

(Little Miss Helpful looks at Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Stubborn taps his foot on the tent. The camera zooms in on Mr. Stubborn's foot. Then, Mr. Stubborn kicks the tent and the tent suddenly assembles itself and sets itself up)

Mr. Stubborn: Ooh! What did I tell you? So simple a child could do it!

(The tent becomes undone and launches at Little Miss Helpful who ducks at the last second)

Miss Helpful: Woah!

(The tent ricochets off of a tree and hits Mr. Stubborn)

Miss Helpful: Oh!

Mr. Stubborn: (yelps)

(The tent pushes Mr. Stubborn offscreen. Mr. Stubborn is heard crashing into something)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The camera cuts over to him to show that he is wearing the tent like a Statue of Liberty costume)

Mr. Stubborn: (gasps) This tent is DEFINETLY CHEAP!!!

(The screen iris' out and the second bumper plays. Mr. Strong is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire along with someone who is offscreen. Suddenly, the marshmallow catches on fire. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow and the fire goes out only for the marshmallow to reignite. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow a second time and the fire goes out only for the marshmallow to reignite again. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow a third time and the fire goes out for good but Mr. Strong also blows the marshmallow off the stick. The marshmallow hits the other camper and the camera reveals that the other person there is Mr. Bump, who's face is now covered in gooey marshmallow goo. Mr. Bump blinks twice in response. Several pine trees appear on the screen until they completely cover it)

Owl (voiceover): (hoots)

(The pine trees lower downwards to reveal the next scene. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Pernickety are out in the woods near a hollow log)

Mr. Pernickety: This should be the perfect spot to catch a glimpse...

(Mr. Pernickety takes out a photo and Little Miss Chatterbox looks at it)

Mr. Pernickety: Of the rarest bird on the continent.

(The camera shows the viewers the picture of the bird Mr. Pernickety hopes to see)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh, Mr. Pernickety!

(Mr. Persnickety puts the photograph away)

Miss Chatterbox: I'm so, so, happy you allowed me to join you on this little birdie expedition! I love bird-watching and the outdoors! I also chocolate cake. (gasps in excitement)

(Mr. Pernickety looks at Little Miss Chatterbox slightly confused. Mr. Pernickety is also holding a refracting telescope)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): If trees were made out of chocolate cake, imagine how happy I'd be then!

(Mr. Pernickety becomes more annoyed)

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I love pillows too! And pencil erasers!

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Miss Chatterbox, please.

Miss Chatterbox: Oh!

(The camera zooms out and Mr. Pernickety shows Little Miss Chatterbox his telescope)

Mr. Pernickety: I must prepare my bird watching equipment.

(Mr. Pernickety adjusts the telescope)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler appears only once

(The camera cuts to the telescope's point of view)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Every one hundred years.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety (who is looking through the telescope) and a quiet Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Pernickety: It is very sensitive to noise, so we must...be...quiet.

Miss Chatterbox: Absolutely! Understood! Say no more. I hear and I obey.

(Little Miss Chatterbox salute the irritated Mr. Pernickety)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): You say jump and I say "how high?"

Mr. Pernickety: We must be quiet, now!

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): Yes. Quiet, now!

(Everything is silent for a moment until...)

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): No time like the present!

(Mr. Pernickety jerks from the sudden noise)

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): Don't put of till yesterday what you can do tomorrow. Or is it tomorrow what you did yesterday?

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Miss Chatterbox!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jerks upon hearing Mr. Pernickety. Mr. Pernickety turns towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Pernickety: You mustn't talk or you'll frighten the bird!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! I mustn't do that! Be kind to animals, that's what I say. And I mean "all animals!" Even rats.

(Mr. Pernickety's patience starts running out)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Do you like rats, Mr. Pernickety? I saw one once...

(Mr. Persnickety puts his hands on his head in frustration)

Mr. Pernickety: Guh! Oh!

Miss Chatterbox: As big as a bulldozer!

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Miss Chatterbox! For the last time,

(Little Miss Chatterbox looks at Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Please...be...quiet!!! If you want to speak, don't!

(Little Miss Chatterbox stares at Mr. Pernickety with no expression)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Let nothing come out of your mouth that so much as resembles a word!

Miss Chatterbox: You want me to be quiet.

Mr. Pernickety: Precisely.

(Little Miss Chatterbox zips her mouth shut. Literally. Mr. Pernickety resumes his bird watching and resumes looking through the telescope. The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies onto Mr. Pernickety's head but only Little Miss Chatterbox sees it)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth, trying to obey Mr. Persnickety's orders, and jumps twice)

Miss Chatterbox: (muffled noises)

(Little Miss Chatterbox uncovers her mouth)

Miss Chatterbox: MR. PERNICKETY, THERE'S A BIRD-

Mr. Pernickety: Shhh!!

Miss Chatterbox: But it's the ra-

Mr. Pernickety: Double shhh!!

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth and starts moving around crazily trying to both alert Mr. Pernickety and follow his orders)

Miss Chatterbox: (incoherent noises)

Mr. Pernickety: My anticipation knows no bounds!

(The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler lays an egg on top of Mr. Pernickety's head and flies away. The camera zooms in on the egg as a sparkle shines off it)

Miss Chatterbox: OH MR. PERSNICKETY, YOU MISSED IT!!

(Mr. Pernickety turns towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Pernickety: Missed what?

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): (sighs)

(Little Miss Chatterbox flails her arms up and down)

Miss Chatterbox: The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler!

(Mr. Pernickety does a take)

Mr. Pernickety: Where!?

(Mr. Pernickety looks around to see if he can find it)

Miss Chatterbox: It was on your head! I tried to tell you, but you said "shhh!" And then you said, "double shhh!!"

(Mr. Pernickety realizes his mistake and hits himself on the head. The egg breaks in the process and yolk spews out over Mr. Persnickety's head)

Mr. Pernickety: NO!!!!

(Mr. Pernickety notices the yolk on his head and hand)

Mr. Pernickety: Eh-Wha-!? What's this?

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! It laid that egg on your head. Didn't I mention that?

Mr. Pernickety: (whimpers)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Boy, I bet that was a rare egg.

Mr. Pernickety: (whimpers)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Not like your basic scrambled eggs, no,

Mr. Pernickety (overlap): (sobs)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap and offscreen): You won't see an egg like that for a while I bet. Not in a million...

(The screen iris' out and the third bumper plays. Little Miss Whoops is roasting three marshmallow on a campfire. Suddenly, the marshmallow on the top of the stick marshmallow catches on fire. Rather than blowing the fire out, Little Miss Whoops shakes the stick up and down. This fails the first time, but the fire is put out the second time she does this. Unfortunately, despite only one marshmallow burning, all three marshmallows fall off the stick and extinguish the fire. Several owl appear each in either a dark sea-foam green square or a regular sea-foam green square)

Owls: (hooting)

(The squares and owls disappear)

Owls: (hooting)

(A music video begins with a tent being drawn out of chalk. The tent comes to life and the camera zooms out. A green rectangle and a yellow rectangle slide into the frame and Mr. Stubborn fades in on the green rectangle and Little Miss Helpful fades in on the yellow rectangle. Little Miss Helpful is looking at the instructions for the instant tent as Mr. Stubborn looks at her annoyed at her persistence. Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Helpful fade away and their rectangles go away. The camera zooms in on the tent and a sky blue rectangle appears showing the two gophers playing the whack-a-gopher game. The gophers fade away and the sky blue rectangle goes away. At the tent, Mr. Pernickety is shown using his refracted telescope to look for the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler, a yellow square slides behind Mr. Pernickety and Little Miss Chatterbox fades in on it. A red arrow pointing towards Mr. Pernickety's head with the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler in it appears as the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler lands on Mr. Pernickety's head but only Little Miss Chatterbox sees it)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh!

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth, trying to obey Mr. Pernickety's orders to keep quiet, and jumps twice)

Miss Chatterbox: (muffled noises)

(Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Pernickety, and the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler fade away and the red and yellow squares slide offscreen. On the right side of the screen, a green square appears showing Mr. Grumpy reading a book as he lies in his deck chair. In a red arrow above him, the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies by)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Mr. Grumpy hears the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler and looks up as it flies away. Mr. Grumpy and the red arrow fade away and the green square slides upwards out of the frame. The camera zooms in towards the left side of the tent. In a yellow rectangle, Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are shown chopping a tree down with their axes. They fade away and the yellow rectangle goes away. The camera zooms out and on the right side of the screen, a sky blue rectangle appears showing a raccoon on a collapsible table drinking a fountain drink. The raccoon disappears and the sky blue rectangle slides downwards out of the frame. The camera zooms in on the tent. Mr. Nervous peeks out from inside the tent and looks around before retreating back inside. The camera zooms out until the tent is in the upper right corner. In a huge yellow rectangle at the bottom of the screen, Mr. Stubborn is shown landing in a huge mud puddle. Mr. Stubborn and the mud puddle fade away and the yellow rectangle disappears. The camera zooms in towards the right side of the screen and a sky blue rectangle appears next to the tent. Mr. Grumpy is shown in the rectangle when he is defecated on by the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler. The red arrow appears as the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies down and lands on Mr. Grumpy's head)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Mr. Grumpy, the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler, and the red arrow fade away. The sky blue rectangle goes away and the tent reverts back to a chalk drawing. Mr. Strong shows up and pushes the final frame of the music video away so the next scene can begin. In the next scene, Mr. Grumpy is shown sitting on a deck chair reading a good book. Next to him on a table are a bowl of nuts and a fountain drink. In the background is an RV that Mr. Grumpy is camping out in)

Bird (offscreen): (wails)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm! Hmmm.

(Mr. Grumpy is bothered by the sounds the birds are making)

Mr. Grumpy: Birds. A man can't think with all that squawking.

(Mr. Grumpy resumes reading his book. A squirrel notices Mr. Grumpy's nuts and whistles another squirrel to join them. The two squirrels then climb up the little table where the nut bowl is and feast on the nuts before Mr. Grumpy catches them)

Squirrels: (squeaking)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey!

(The squirrels drop one of the nuts and Mr. Grumpy picks up the bowl with the two squirrels still on top of it)

Mr. Grumpy: Go and nibble your own nuts!

(The two squirrels run away. Kicking nuts into Mr. Grumpy's face in the process. A rabbit then pops out of the bowl also eating the nuts)

Mr. Grumpy: I don't know who invented camping, but I'd like to give him a piece of my mind.

(The rabbit hops out of the bowl. Mr. Grumpy then hears the sound of slurping)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy turns around to find a raccoon drinking his fountain drink)

Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Alright!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: That's the last straw.

(Mr. Grumpy grabs the raccoon. The raccoon obliviously continues sucking out of the straw despite it no longer being in the drink)

Mr. Grumpy: Literally.

(Mr. Grumpy tosses the raccoon away as a rimshot plays)

Raccoon: He-?

(The raccoon lands with a thud offscreen)

Raccoon (offscreen): Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy heads back to his RV. Mr. Grumpy opens the door and looks inside)

Mr. Grumpy: (gasps in shock)

(Inside the RV, a bear is shown behind the wheel and waves hello to Mr. Grumpy)

Bear: (growls)

(The bears starts up the RV and Mr. Grumpy realizes what the bear is doing)

Mr. Grumpy: Hoo-oh!

(The bear honks the RV's horn and drives away, stranding Mr. Grumpy in the Dillydale Woods)

Mr. Grumpy: (growls)

(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat down onto the ground in frustration)

Mr. Grumpy: CROOKED CUCUMBERS!!!!

(An owl flies into the frame)

Owl: (hoots)

(The owl grabs Mr. Grumpy's chair with their talons and flies away before dropping the chair on Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Huh? Oof!

(Fortunately, Mr. Grumpy is unharmed)

Mr. Grumpy: I don't think that was an accident.

(The owl defecates on Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm! And neither was that.

(The screen iris' out and the fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire. She is being very careful as she is lifts up her marshmallow twice from the fire so it doesn't burn)

Bird (offscreen): (shrieks)

(Suddenly, a giant bird flies into the frame and grabs Little Miss Calamity with their talons and carries her away. Little Miss Calamity drops her marshmallow and the stick she was using to toast it on in the fire. Both the marshmallow and stick burn up until they are nothing but ash. Mr. Noisy then rises into the frame)

Mr. Noisy (US voice): (screams)

(Mr. Noisy screams so loud that he breaks the screen. This acts as the transition to the next scene. On a peaceful river, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Bump are paddling down a river in their raft. Little Miss Daredevil is also their but she is clearly not having a good time)

Miss Daredevil: No offense, Miss Whoops, but this rafting trip is getting pretty dull.

(Little Miss Whoops fumbles with her paddle before regaining her grip on it)

Miss Whoops: Uh, woah!

Mr. Bump: Seems fine to me. Nice and slow.

(Little Miss Daredevil sighs inaudible. Mr. Bump looks at Mr. Rude)

Mr. Rude: Miss Daredevil is right. This is a bore! It's really snore worthy! I have had more fun watching paint dry.

Mr. Bump: We get the point, Mr. Rude.

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Don't worry, Mr. Bump!

(Little Miss Whoops is shown paddling)

Miss Whoops: Things will pick up a bit once we round the bend.

(Mr. Bump becomes slightly worried and uncomfortable)

Mr. Bump: Oh, I can't wait.

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, Mr. Bump, and the bored Little Miss Daredevil paddle down the left side of the river. Unfortunately, the sign on the bend indicates that they were supposed to go down the right side of the river as a smiley face is shown pointing right while a scared square face is shown on the left. Sure enough, the river gets very fast and choppy, much to Little Miss Daredevil's excitement)

Miss Daredevil: 🎵Woo-hoo!🎵

Mr. Bump: Too fast! Too fast!

(Mr. Rude looks at a map)

Mr. Rude: Hey! We are going down the wrong river!

Miss Whoops: Whoops.

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude and Mr. Bump paddle up a high wave and over a rock)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): (screams)

Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Whoopee! Yes!

(The raft and everyone in it splash back down onto the water)

Mr. Bump: Let's turn back now while we have the chance!

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude and Mr. Bump paddle so the raft will turn, an aerial view shows that they aren't having much luck turning around in the fast current. Mr. Rude stands up and confronts Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Rude: I thought you said, You two are a trained professional!!!

(Mr. Rude gets splashed off the boat)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

Miss Whoops: (gasps)

Mr. Rude: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops accidentally knocks Mr. Quiet overboard)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Find a rock and cling to it!

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Rude find a rock and cling onto it)

Miss Whoops: We'll be back to get you!

(A wave briefly splashes the raft down as Little Miss Whoops continues paddling. She falls back down onto the raft)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

Miss Daredevil: Now this is a good time! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Mr. Bump (offscreen): (grunts)

(The three remaining riders approach a waterfall)

Mr. Bump: Paddle backwards! Paddle backwards!

Miss Whoops: Abandon ship!

Mr. Bump: Abandon? To where!?

(Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Daredevil each jump to a rock on the side of the waterfall as the raft goes over)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump doesn't notice and he is left suspended in the air for a moment before falling onto a rock. Much to the concern of Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Whoops: (gasps)

Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.

(A plethora of Mr. Tickle’s faces surround the screen, then disappear. This transition leads into "Tickle You")

Mr. Nervous: 🎵W-w-what's that noise? What's that sound?

Is that supposed to be another Mr. Men hanging round?

There's no denying, you're in a pickle.

There's a camper here who's going to give a little tickle!

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Don't try to run or try to lay low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.🎵

Mr. Nervous: Oh! He's a tickling woodland menace! Oh!

🎵He'll get you in the tent, he'll get you in the lake.

No matter where you hide, he won't give you a break.

You may as well give up and get ready to giggle.

Cause there's a camper here who's going to give a little tickle!

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Don't try to run or try to lay low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.🎵

Mr. Nervous: What? Again, Mr. Tickle? Oh no! No! (yelps) Please don't tickle me! (yelps and laughs) Oh! N-n-n-(laughs) You're making me-! No! No! No! Ooh!

(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Stubborn's instant tent pitching itself up)

Narrator: All good things must come to an end.

(Mr. Tickle, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Naughty, and Mr. Scatterbrain are shown sitting on logs warming themselves by a nice campfire)

Narrator: And so it is true of camping trips.

(The camera passes Mr. Grumpy reading his book near his RV)

Narrator: It's been another dilly of a time in the Dillydale woods.

(Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump are shown chopping down a tree)

Narrator: With all that fresh air and fun, it's a weekend few will soon forget.

(The tree is shown falling on Mr. Bump again. Little Miss Whoops just stares at Mr. Bump in shock)

Miss Whoops: Ah?

(The screen fades to black)

(The episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]

(The scene begins with Mr. Nervous walking through the woods at night)

Wolf (offscreen): (howls)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! Camping seems...so...dangerous.

(The camera cuts over to creatures hiding in the forest with only their red eyes showing)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Animals...trees...

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! Air! Why, I've heard of owls big enough to d-d-devour a man of medium build! Such as myself.

(Mr. Nervous stops in front of a tree. The camera zooms out to show a giant owl perching on one of the tree branches)

Owl: (hoots)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: (shrieks) Don't eat me!

(Mr. Nervous runs away. The owl stares at the viewers. The camera cuts over to a rock surrounded by leaves. Mr. Nervous stands up from behind the rock. He turns around and trembles with fear upon realizing that he's face to face with a grizzly bear)

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)

Grizzly Bear: (growls and roars)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! (screams)

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Nervous: (breathes heavily)

(Mr. Nervous runs off a small cliff into a pond. Mr. Nervous surfaces and looks around)

Mr. Nervous: Oh?

(Mr. Nervous sees a water snake approaching him)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(The water snake lifts itself partially out of the water)

Water Snake: (hisses)

(Mr. Nervous looks at the viewers as he shakes with fear)

Mr. Rude (offscreen): Come on, Mr. Nervous!

(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous is in a car with Mr. Rude about to go camping. All of their supplies are tied to the roof of the car. Hanging from the rearview mirror is a plush bear)

Mr. Rude: Are we going camping or what?!

Mr. Nervous: Oh yes!

(The camera cuts to the inside of the car)

Mr. Nervous: Really...looking forward to it.

(Mr. Nervous smiles when he sees the plush bear hanging from the rearview mirror)

Mr. Nervous: Huh?

(The plush bear swings slightly from the rearview mirror. Note: The noise the plush bear makes is all in Mr. Nervous' head)

Plush Bear: (snarls)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear. This surprises Mr. Rude)

Mr. Nervous: (screams) N-n-no! Not again!

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the car)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): (screams)

Mr. Rude: I knew I should have taken the bus.

(The screen iris' out and the scene ends)

US Transcript[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big pink screen comes up with "Camping" written on it with a tent, some stars, a campfire, and who created the episode underneath)

Crickets (offscreen and overlap): (chirping)

Owl (offscreen and overlap): (hooting)

(The episode begins by showing the viewers four different tents pitched up in the Dillydale Forest. One tent is orange and dome-shaped, another is yellow, tall, has a dome, and a flag waving in the breeze, the third tent is a typical triangular-prism blue tent, and the final tent is lilac in the shape of a cone)

Narrator: The joys of camping have not been lost on the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale.

(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are shown using axes to chop down a tree)

Narrator: They relish the clean fresh air of the forest.

Miss Whoops: AH-CHOO!

(Little Miss Whoops' sneeze accidentally knocks the tree onto Mr. Bump. Little Miss Whoops shows extreme worry for Mr. Bump. The camera pans over to Mr. Tickle, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Naughty, and Mr. Scatterbrain. The four of them are sitting on logs warming themselves by a nice campfire)

Narrator: The warm glow of a comforting campfire shared with friends.

(Thunder is heard and lightning flashes. Soon it starts pouring rain and the campfire is put out. Everyone is very disappointed by this. Mr. Scatterbrain covers his head to shield himself from the rain and Little Miss Sunshine starts crying inaudibly. The camera pans over to a spot on the campgrounds where it isn't raining. Two gophers are hitting each other with mallets in a real whack-a-gopher game)

Narrator: The joy of seeing wildlife in its natural habitat.

(The camera pans over to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity is hanging from a tree branch for dear life to avoid a bear that is underneath her)

Bear: (growls)

Narrator: To most, a camping trip is a recipe for fun!

(Little Miss Calamity starts losing her hold of the tree branch and the bear licks its lips in anticipation. The screen fades to black and the first scene plays. Mr. Nervous is shown walking through the woods at night)

Wolf (offscreen): (howls)

Mr. Nervous: (sighs nervously) Camping seems...so...dangerous.

(The camera cuts over to creatures hiding in the forest with only their red eyes showing)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Animals...trees...

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: (sighs deeply) Air! Why, I've heard of owls big enough to snack upon a man of medium build! Such as myself.

(Mr. Nervous stops in front of a tree. The camera zooms out to show a giant owl perching on one of the tree branches)

Owl: (hoots)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: G'oh! Oh! Don't eat me!

(Mr. Nervous runs away. The owl stares at the viewers. The camera cuts over to a rock surrounded by leaves. Mr. Nervous stands up from behind the rock. He turns around and trembles with fear upon realizing that he's face to face with a grizzly bear)

Grizzly Bear: (growls and roars)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: G'eh! Hee!

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Nervous: (breathes heavily)

(Mr. Nervous runs off a small cliff into a pond. Mr. Nervous surfaces and looks around)

Mr. Nervous: Huh?

(Mr. Nervous sees a water snake approaching him)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(The water snake lifts itself partially out of the water)

Water Snake: (hisses)

Mr. Nervous: (yelps)

(Mr. Nervous looks at the viewers as he shakes with fear)

Mr. Rude (offscreen): Come on, Mr. Nervous!

(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous is in a car with Mr. Rude about to go camping. All of their supplies are tied to the roof of the car. Hanging from the rearview mirror is a plush bear)

Mr. Rude: Are we going camping or what?!

Mr. Nervous: Oh! Sure! Eh-heh!

(The camera cuts to the inside of the car)

Mr. Nervous: Really, uh, looking forward to it.

(Mr. Nervous smiles when he sees the plush bear hanging from the rearview mirror)

Mr. Nervous: Huh?

(The plush bear swings slightly from the rearview mirror. Note: The noise the plush bear makes is all in Mr. Nervous' head)

Plush Bear: (snarls)

(Mr. Nervous jumps up in fear. This surprises Mr. Rude)

Mr. Nervous: G'oh no-ho-ho! Not again!

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the car)

Mr. Rude: I knew I should have taken the bus.

(The screen iris' out and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire. Suddenly, the marshmallow catches on fire. Mr. Quiet blows on the burning marshmallow three times before the fire goes out. The marshmallow is charred and Mr. Quiet seems to be okay with that. Unfortunately, the marshmallow is so charred and gooey that it falls off the stick Mr. Quiet was using to roast the marshmallow on. Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in annoyance. Mr. Messy walks by dragging a large pile of garbage behind him. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Mr. Stubborn is preparing to set up an instant tent. Mr. Stubborn empties the box the tent was in but the tent comes out unassembled)

Mr. Stubborn: This instant tent doesn't look so instant!

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Little Miss Helpful is with Mr. Stubborn. Little Miss Helpful holding the instructions for the tent)

Miss Helpful: Want me to read the instructions, Mr. Stubborn?

Mr. Stubborn: Oh please, I can put together a tent! It's so simple, a child could do it!

(Mr. Stubborn tosses the box that held the tent away. Mr. Stubborn rubs his hands together. Mr. Stubborn grabs the tent when it suddenly jumps up and briefly completes itself before falling apart again. Mr. Stubborn is shot back into a huge mud puddle. Mr. Stubborn is not pleased by the outcome. The camera then cuts back to Little Miss Helpful)

Miss Helpful: Maybe I should read the instructions.

(Little Miss Helpful starts reading the instructions)

Miss Helpful: "Congratulations on your purchase of an instant tent!"

Mr. Stubborn: Yes, yes. Skip that part!

(Little Miss Helpful continues reading the instructions)

Miss Helpful: "A product of "The Instant Everything Company."

Mr. Stubborn: Okay. Move on!

Miss Helpful: "Makers of the instant bed, instant chair, instant house,"

Mr. Stubborn: Skip now!

Miss Helpful: "Instant car, instant grandmother."

Mr. Stubborn: Get to the directions!!

Miss Helpful: "Directions."

Mr. Stubborn: Finally!

Miss Helpful: "Printed in Malaysia."

(Little Miss Helpful looks at Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Stubborn taps his foot on the tent. The camera zooms in on Mr. Stubborn's foot. Then, Mr. Stubborn kicks the tent and the tent suddenly assembles itself and sets itself up)

Mr. Stubborn: What did I tell you? So simple a child could do it!

(The tent becomes undone and launches at Little Miss Helpful who ducks at the last second)

Miss Helpful: Woah!

(The tent ricochets off of a tree and hits Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The tent pushes Mr. Stubborn offscreen. Mr. Stubborn is heard crashing into something. The camera cuts over to him to show that he is wearing the tent like a Statue of Liberty costume)

Mr. Stubborn: This tent is DEFINETLY CHEAP!!!

(The screen iris' out and the second bumper plays. Mr. Strong is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire along with someone who is offscreen. Suddenly, the marshmallow catches on fire. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow and the fire goes out only for the marshmallow to reignite. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow a second time and the fire goes out only for the marshmallow to reignite again. Mr. Strong blows on the burning marshmallow a third time and the fire goes out for good but Mr. Strong also blows the marshmallow off the stick. The marshmallow hits the other camper and the camera reveals that the other person there is Mr. Bump, who's face is now covered in gooey marshmallow goo. Mr. Bump blinks twice in response. Several pine trees appear on the screen until they completely cover it)

Owl (voiceover): (hoots)

(The pine trees lower downwards to reveal the next scene. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Persnickety are out in the woods near a hollow log)

Mr. Persnickety: This should be the perfect spot to catch a glimpse...

(Mr. Persnickety takes out a photo and Little Miss Chatterbox looks at it)

Mr. Persnickety: Of the rarest bird on the continent.

(The camera shows the viewers the picture of the bird Mr. Persnickety hopes to see)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh, Mr. Persnickety!

(Mr. Persnickety puts the photograph away)

Miss Chatterbox: I'm so happy you allowed me to join you on this little expedition! I love bird-watching and the outdoors! I also chocolate cake. (gasps in excitement)

(Mr. Persnickety looks at Little Miss Chatterbox slightly confused. Mr. Persnickety is also holding a refracting telescope)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): If trees were made out of chocolate cake, imagine how happy I'd be then!

(Mr. Persnickety becomes more annoyed)

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I love pillows too! And pencil erasers-

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Uh, Miss Chatterbox, please.

(The camera zooms out and Mr. Persnickety shows Little Miss Chatterbox his telescope)

Mr. Persnickety: I must prepare my observation equipment.

(Mr. Persnickety adjusts the telescope)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler appears only once

(The camera cuts to the telescope's point of view)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Every hundred years.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety (who is looking through the telescope) and a quiet Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Persnickety: It is very sensitive to noise, so we must...be...quiet.

Miss Chatterbox: Absolutely! Understood! Say no more. I hear and I obey.

(Little Miss Chatterbox salute the irritated Mr. Persnickety)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): You say jump, I say "how high?"

Mr. Persnickety: We must be quiet, now!

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): Yes. Quiet, now!

(Everything is silent for a moment until...)

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): No time like the present!

(Mr. Persnickety jerks from the sudden noise)

Miss Chatterbox (in a whisper): Don't put of till yesterday what you can do tomorrow. Or is it tomorrow what you did yesterday?

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Uh, Miss Chatterbox!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jerks upon hearing Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Persnickety turns towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Persnickety: You mustn't talk or you'll frighten the bird!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! I mustn't do that! Be kind to animals, that's what I say. And I mean "all animals!" Even rats.

(Mr. Persnickety's patience starts running out)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Do you like rats, Mr. Persnickety? I saw one once...

(Mr. Persnickety puts his hands on his head in frustration)

Miss Chatterbox: As big as a bulldozer!

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Miss Chatterbox! For the last time,

(Little Miss Chatterbox looks at Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: Please...be...quiet!!! If you want to speak, don't!

(Little Miss Chatterbox stares at Mr. Persnickety with no expression)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Let nothing come out of your mouth that so much as resembles a word!

Miss Chatterbox: You want me to be quiet.

Mr. Persnickety: Precisely.

(Little Miss Chatterbox zips her mouth shut. Literally. Mr. Persnickety resumes his bird watching and resumes looking through the telescope. The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies onto Mr. Persnickety's head but only Little Miss Chatterbox sees it)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth, trying to obey Mr. Persnickety's orders, and jumps twice)

Miss Chatterbox: (muffled noises)

(Little Miss Chatterbox uncovers her mouth)

Miss Chatterbox: MR. PERSNICKETY, IT'S A BIRD-

Mr. Persnickety: Shhh!!

Miss Chatterbox: But it's the ra-

Mr. Persnickety: Double shhh!!

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth and starts moving around crazily trying to both alert Mr. Persnickety and follow his orders)

Miss Chatterbox: (incoherent noises)

Mr. Persnickety: My anticipation knows no bounds!

(The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler lays an egg on top of Mr. Persnickety's head and flies away. The camera zooms in on the egg as a sparkle shines off it)

Miss Chatterbox: OH MR. PERSNICKETY, YOU MISSED IT!!

(Mr. Persnickety turns towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Persnickety: Missed what?

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): (sighs)

(Little Miss Chatterbox flails her arms up and down)

Miss Chatterbox: The Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler!

(Mr. Persnickety does a take)

Mr. Persnickety: Where!?

(Mr. Persnickety looks around to see if he can find it)

Miss Chatterbox: It was on your head! I tried to tell you, but you said "shhh!" And then you said, "double shhh!!"

(Mr. Persnickety realizes his mistake and hits himself on the head. The egg breaks in the process and yolk spews out over Mr. Persnickety's head)

Mr. Persnickety: NO!!!!

(Mr. Persnickety notices the yolk on his head and hand)

Mr. Persnickety: Oh-ho! What's this?

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! It laid an egg on your head. Didn't I mention that? Boy, I bet that was a rare egg. Not like your basic scrambled eggs, no,

Mr. Persnickety (overlap): (sobs)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap and offscreen): You won't see an egg like that for a while I bet.

(The screen iris' out and the third bumper plays. Little Miss Whoops is roasting three marshmallow on a campfire. Suddenly, the marshmallow on the top of the stick marshmallow catches on fire. Rather than blowing the fire out, Little Miss Whoops shakes the stick up and down. This fails the first time, but the fire is put out the second time she does this. Unfortunately, despite only one marshmallow burning, all three marshmallows fall off the stick and extinguish the fire. Several owl appear each in either a dark sea-foam green square or a regular sea-foam green square)

Owls: (hooting)

(The squares and owls disappear)

Owls: (hooting)

(A music video begins with a tent being drawn out of chalk. The tent comes to life and the camera zooms out. A green rectangle and a yellow rectangle slide into the frame and Mr. Stubborn fades in on the green rectangle and Little Miss Helpful fades in on the yellow rectangle. Little Miss Helpful is looking at the instructions for the instant tent as Mr. Stubborn looks at her annoyed at her persistence. Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Helpful fade away and their rectangles go away. The camera zooms in on the tent and a sky blue rectangle appears showing the two gophers playing the whack-a-gopher game. The gophers fade away and the sky blue rectangle goes away. At the tent, Mr. Persnickety is shown using his refracted telescope to look for the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler, a yellow square slides behind Mr. Persnickety and Little Miss Chatterbox fades in on it. A red arrow pointing towards Mr. Persnickety's head with the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler in it appears as the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler lands on Mr. Persnickety's head but only Little Miss Chatterbox sees it)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Little Miss Chatterbox covers her mouth, trying to obey Mr. Persnickety's orders to keep quiet, and jumps twice)

Miss Chatterbox: (muffled noises)

(Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Persnickety, and the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler fade away and the red and yellow squares slide offscreen. On the right side of the screen, a green square appears showing Mr. Grumpy reading a book as he lies in his deck chair. In a red arrow above him, the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies by)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Mr. Grumpy hears the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler and looks up as it flies away. Mr. Grumpy and the red arrow fade away and the green square slides upwards out of the frame. The camera zooms in towards the left side of the tent. In a yellow rectangle, Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are shown chopping a tree down with their axes. They fade away and the yellow rectangle goes away. The camera zooms out and on the right side of the screen, a sky blue rectangle appears showing a raccoon on a collapsible table drinking a fountain drink. The raccoon disappears and the sky blue rectangle slides downwards out of the frame. The camera zooms in on the tent. Mr. Nervous peeks out from inside the tent and looks around before retreating back inside. The camera zooms out until the tent is in the upper right corner. In a huge yellow rectangle at the bottom of the screen, Mr. Stubborn is shown landing in a huge mud puddle. Mr. Stubborn and the mud puddle fade away and the yellow rectangle disappears. The camera zooms in towards the right side of the screen and a sky blue rectangle appears next to the tent. Mr. Grumpy is shown in the rectangle when he is defecated on by the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler. The red arrow appears as the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler flies down and lands on Mr. Grumpy's head)

Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler: (coos)

(Mr. Grumpy, the Horn-Thrusted Red Spangler, and the red arrow fade away. The sky blue rectangle goes away and the tent reverts back to a chalk drawing. Mr. Strong shows up and pushes the final frame of the music video away so the next scene can begin. In the next scene, Mr. Grumpy is shown sitting on a deck chair reading a good book. Next to him on a table are a bowl of nuts and a fountain drink. In the background is an RV that Mr. Grumpy is camping out in)

Bird (offscreen): (wails)

(Mr. Grumpy is bothered by the sounds the birds are making)

Mr. Grumpy: Birds. I can't think with all that squawking.

(Mr. Grumpy resumes reading his book. A squirrel notices Mr. Grumpy's nuts and whistles another squirrel to join them. The two squirrels then climb up the little table where the nut bowl is and feast on the nuts before Mr. Grumpy catches them)

Squirrels: (squeaking)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey!

(The squirrels drop one of the nuts and Mr. Grumpy picks up the bowl with the two squirrels still on top of it)

Mr. Grumpy: Go nibble your own nuts!

(The two squirrels run away. Kicking nuts into Mr. Grumpy's face in the process. A rabbit then pops out of the bowl also eating the nuts)

Mr. Grumpy: I don't know who invented camping but I'd like to give him a piece of my mind.

(The rabbit hops out of the bowl. Mr. Grumpy then hears the sound of slurping. He turns around to find a raccoon drinking his fountain drink)

Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Alright!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: That's the last straw.

(Mr. Grumpy grabs the raccoon. The raccoon obliviously continues sucking out of the straw despite it no longer being in the drink)

Mr. Grumpy: Literally.

(Mr. Grumpy tosses the raccoon away as a rimshot plays. Mr. Grumpy heads back to his RV. Mr. Grumpy opens the door and looks inside)

Mr. Grumpy: (gasps in shock)

(Inside the RV, a bear is shown behind the wheel and waves hello to Mr. Grumpy)

Bear: (growls)

(The bears starts up the RV and Mr. Grumpy realizes what the bear is doing. The bear honks the RV's horn and drives away, stranding Mr. Grumpy in the Dillydale Woods)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat down onto the ground in frustration)

Mr. Grumpy: CROOKED CUCUMBERS!!!!

(An owl flies into the frame)

Owl: (hoots)

(The owl grabs Mr. Grumpy's chair with their talons and flies away before dropping the chair on Mr. Grumpy. Fortunately, Mr. Grumpy is unharmed)

Mr. Grumpy: I don't think that was an accident.

(The owl defecates on Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: And neither was that.

(The screen iris' out and the fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is roasting a marshmallow on a campfire. She is being very careful as she is lifts up her marshmallow twice from the fire so it doesn't burn)

Bird (offscreen): (shrieks)

(Suddenly, a giant bird flies into the frame and grabs Little Miss Calamity with their talons and carries her away. Little Miss Calamity drops her marshmallow and the stick she was using to toast it on in the fire. Both the marshmallow and stick burn up until they are nothing but ash. Mr. Noisy then rises into the frame)

Mr. Noisy: (screams)

(Mr. Noisy screams so loud that he breaks the screen. This acts as the transition to the next scene. On a peaceful river, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Bump are paddling down a river in their raft. Little Miss Daredevil is also their but she is clearly not having a good time)

Miss Daredevil: No offense, Miss Whoops, but this rafting trip is pretty dull.

(Little Miss Whoops fumbles with her paddle before regaining her grip on it)

Mr. Bump: Seems fine to me. Nice and slow.

(Little Miss Daredevil sighs inaudible. Mr. Bump looks at Mr. Rude)

Mr. Rude: Miss Daredevil is right. This is a bore! A real snooze fest! I have had more fun watching paint dry.

Mr. Bump: We get the point, Mr. Rude.

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Don't worry, Mr. Bump!

(Little Miss Whoops is shown paddling)

Miss Whoops: Things will pick up a bit once we round the bend.

(Mr. Bump becomes slightly worried and uncomfortable)

Mr. Bump: I can hardly wait.

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, Mr. Bump, and the bored Little Miss Daredevil paddle down the left side of the river. Unfortunately, the sign on the bend indicates that they were supposed to go down the right side of the river as a smiley face is shown pointing right while a scared square face is shown on the left. Sure enough, the river gets very fast and choppy, much to Little Miss Daredevil's excitement)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

Mr. Bump: Too fast! Too fast!

(Mr. Rude looks at a map)

Mr. Rude: Hey! We are going down the wrong river!

Miss Whoops: Whoops.

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude and Mr. Bump paddle up a high wave and over a rock)

Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Woah! Woo-hoo!

(The raft and everyone in it splash back down onto the water)

Mr. Bump: Let's turn back now while we have the chance!

(Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude and Mr. Bump paddle so the raft will turn, an aerial view shows that they aren't having much luck turning around in the fast current. Mr. Rude stands up and confronts Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Rude: I thought you said, You two are a trained professional!!!

(Mr. Rude gets splashed off the boat)

Mr. Rude: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops accidentally knocks Mr. Quiet overboard)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Find a rock and cling to it!

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Rude find a rock and cling onto it)

Miss Whoops: We'll be back to get you!

(A wave briefly splashes the raft down as Little Miss Whoops continues paddling. She falls back down onto the raft)

Miss Daredevil: Now this is a good time! Woo-hoo!

(The three remaining riders approach a waterfall)

Mr. Bump: Paddle backwards! Paddle backwards!

Miss Whoops: Abandon ship!

Mr. Bump: Abandon? To where!?

(Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Daredevil each jump to a rock on the side of the waterfall as the raft goes over. Mr. Bump doesn't notice and he is left suspended in the air for a moment before falling onto a rock. Much to the concern of Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.

(A plethora of Mr. Tickle’s faces surround the screen, then disappear. This leads into "Tickle You")

Mr. Nervous: 🎵What's that noise? What´s that sound?

Is that supposed to be another Mr. Men hanging round?

There's no denying, you're in a pickle.

There's a camper here who's going to give a little tickle!

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Don't try to run or try to lay low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.🎵

Mr. Nervous: He's a tickling woodland menace!

🎵He'll get you in the tent, he'll get you in the lake.

No matter where you hide, he won't give you a break.

You may as well give up and get ready to giggle.

Cause there's a camper here who's going to give a little tickle!

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Don't try to run or try to lay low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.

Tickling high, tickling low.

He's going to get you wherever you go.🎵

Mr. Nervous: What? Again? Wha-oh no, no no no no! Oh goodness! (laughs)

Starting with Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Stubborn's instant tent pitching itself up)

Narrator: All good things must come to an end.

(Mr. Tickle, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Naughty, and Mr. Scatterbrain are shown sitting on logs warming themselves by a nice campfire)

Narrator: And so it is true of camping trips.

(The camera passes Mr. Grumpy reading his book near his RV)

Narrator: It's been another dilly of a time in the Dillydale woods.

(Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump are shown chopping down a tree)

Narrator: With all that fresh air and fun, it's a weekend few will soon forget.

(The tree is shown falling on Mr. Bump again. Little Miss Whoops just stares at Mr. Bump in shock. The screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)

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