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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue-green screen comes up with "Canned Goods" written on it with canned goods, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of canned goods being stacked is heard)
(The episode begins down the canned goods aisle of the supermarket. A cash register going off is heard in the background)
Narrator: Where would the world be without the can? Such a marvelous way to store food!
(Mr. Rude tosses a can behind him)
Narrator: These stackable, unbreakable, containers of tin hold everything!
(Mr. Nosey is shown putting tons of canned goods into his shopping cart. This causes Mr. Small to rise on a mountain of canned goods)
Narrator: From tuna fish to pickled beets!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown dusting a pyramid of canned peas. Mr. Bump walks over)
Narrator: Could there be a more useful invention than the can?
Mr. Bump: (sneezes)
(The cans fall on top of Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ugh!
(Little Miss Whoops continues dusting the cans)
Narrator: Besides the feather duster, of course.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. The scene starts outside a supermarket. A car horn is heard before cutting inside where Little Miss Naughty is shown holding a can of snails)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Canned snails! Ooh! How perfect!
(Little Miss Naughty rips of the canned snails label and replaces it with a label for creamed corn)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Now it looks like a can of sweet corn!
(Little Miss Naughty is shown next to a pyramid of canned snails disguised as sweet corn)
Miss Naughty: Imagine how surprised they'll be! Ha! (laughs evilly)
(Mr. Pernickety walks over)
Mr. Pernickety: Miss Naughty!
Miss Naughty: Yes, Mr. Pernickety?
Mr. Pernickety: What is taking you so long? You were supposed to restock the soups!
Miss Naughty: I'm sorry, Mr. Pernickety! I was working extra hard in this stack of sweet corn! I mean, canned snails!
(Little Miss Naughty realizes she was right regarding what to say the first time and corrects herself)
Miss Naughty: I mean, sweet corn.
Mr. Pernickety: Oh, very well. So long as you're working hard. When you are done here, meet me in the can tomato aisle. Someone has mixed the pastes with the purees!
(Mr. Pernickety walks away)
Mr. Small (offscreen): Stop if you please, Mr. Nosey!
(Mr. Nosey pushes a cart full of cans and with Mr. Small riding in it on screen from the left)
Mr. Small: Here is the sweet corn for which I have long been searching!
(Mr. Small knocks a can of the disguised snails into the cart and Mr. Nosey pushes the cart away)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): So that's when I decided...
(Little Miss Naughty hides behind the pyramid of disguised creamed corn. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown on her cellphone and she pushes her cart over from stage right)
Miss Chatterbox: There's no sense in having a frog as a pet if it's going to attract even more flies into the house!
(Little Miss Naughty makes a hole in the pyramid and looks through to see Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: It's not like it's going to turn into a prince or something! (giggles) Though I did read an article the other day about a prince who, strangely enough, croaked like a frog!
(Little Miss Chatterbox notices the sweet corn pyramid)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh look! Sweet corn!
(Little Miss Chatterbox grabs a can of sweet corn from the pyramid and puts it into her shopping cart before walking away)
Miss Naughty: (laughs mischievously)
(The scene transitions to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's house. In the kitchen, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are about to prepare their can of creamed corn, but when the dump out the contents of the can, they are startled to find snails instead of corn)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (gasps)
(A close up of the snails is shown before cutting to a disgusted Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: I say!
(Mr. Small looks inside the can)
Mr. Small: Our can of corn appears to be a can of snails!
(Mr. Small jumps as he talks to Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey! Get out your snail-o-scope and confirm that these are indeed snails!
(Mr. Nosey goes to fetch his snail-o-scope and Mr. Small stops jumping. Mr. Nosey, then uses the snail-o-scope to look at the snails)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! They're snails alright!
(Mr. Nosey tosses the snail-o-scope away)
Mr. Nosey: Too bad! I was really looking forward to corn.
(Little Miss Naughty watches the events unfold through Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's window)
Miss Naughty: P-hah! Sometimes, I just can't help myself!
(Little Miss Naughty runs off and pulls a heavy wagon full of actual cans of creamed corn to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's front door)
Miss Naughty: (grunting)
(Once Little Miss Naughty reaches the front door, she rings the doorbell and puts on her innocent face. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey open the door)
Mr. Small: Good tidings, Miss Naughty! What brings you to our fair neighbourhood?
Miss Naughty: Hello, Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey. I'm starting a new business selling sweet corn door-to-door!
(Little Miss Naughty balances a can on her finger in front of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Naughty: Would you be interested in buying a can?
Mr. Small: Why yes! We just suffered a most crushing blow in the kitchen!
(Little Miss Naughty fakes her obliviousness)
Mr. Nosey: Yeah. We got snails by mistake.
(Little Miss Naughty secretly smiles mischievously)
Miss Naughty: Then I've come at just the right time! How many would you like?
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Naughty struggling to bring her wagon up the hill where Little Miss Chatterbox's house is)
Miss Naughty: (grunting)
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Chatterbox's kitchen. Little Miss Chatterbox is on the phone with Mr. Nervous)
Miss Chatterbox: Honestly, Mr. Nervous, there's nothing to worry about. Everybody has spiders! They're good! They're actually very good!
(A split screen appears with Little Miss Chatterbox on top and Mr. Nervous, who is on a stepstool holding a frying pan in fear, on the bottom)
Miss Chatterbox: They eat the bad flies.
Mr. Nervous: Geh! You didn't see the size of the spider, Miss Chatterbox! I could be next!
(Little Miss Chatterbox opens her can, pours the contents into a pot, and snails come out and land in the pot)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh no! My can of sweet corn is full of snails!
(The split screen disappears and the scene cuts to Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: S...snails in your c...corn!?
(A spider lowers down)
Mr. Nervous: I didn't know that was possible! Great! Something else to worry about!
(Mr. Nervous hears a doorbell ring over the phone. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: Let me call you back, Mr. Nervous. There's someone at my door!
(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up her mobile phone and answers the door. She finds Little Miss Naughty outside finally making it up the hill with her wagon)
Miss Naughty: (grunts) Hello, Miss Chatterbox! I'm starting a new business selling sweet corn door-to-door!
(Little Miss Naughty drops the wagon's tongue)
Miss Naughty: Would you be interested in buying a can?
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Would I ever! I'll take a dozen cans! Do you have change for a twenty pound note?
(Little Miss Chatterbox gives Little Miss Naughty twenty pounds. Unknown to Little Miss Naughty, her wagon starts rolling down the hill)
Miss Chatterbox: (sighs) There's nothing like a fresh can of sweet corn! Course, I'm a big fan of pickled beets, but I'm not really in the mood for red food today.
(Little Miss Chatterbox notices Little Miss Naughty's wagon rolling away)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Miss Naughty, your wagon's rolling away!
(Little Miss Naughty turns around)
Miss Naughty: (gasps)
(The wagon is shown speeding down the hill)
Miss Naughty: MY PRECIOUS CORN!!
(The camera shows the wagon before cutting to Little Miss Whoops driving up the hill in a steamroller. The camera cuts between Little Miss Whoops and the runaway wagon a few times before Little Miss Whoops runs over the wagon with sweet corn getting all over her windshield. Little Miss Whoops activates the windshield wipers to see what happened)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops drives away as Little Miss Naughty looks sadly at her destroyed wagon)
Miss Naughty: Why!? (sobs)
Miss Chatterbox: So much for you door-to-door business! Oh well. I guess I'll just have snail for dinner. See ya!
(Little Miss Chatterbox heads back into her house)
Miss Naughty: (cries)
(Iris out)
(A bumper begins to play. Little Miss Calamity is finishing stacking a tall pyramid of sweet corn. Once done, Little Miss Whoops takes a can from the bottom of the pyramid. This causes the pyramid to collapse. Little Miss Calamity loses her balance and falls off the ladder into the pile of cans. A cord pull string comes down from the top of the screen. Mr. Pernickety walks over and pulls it down. The next scene falls down like a window blind. The Good Morning Dillydale intro plays complete with its theme music. The scene transitions to the set of Good Morning Dillydale where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting in chairs rather than behind their usual desk)
Mr. Happy: Good morning Dillydale! I'm Mr. Happy!
(Mr. Happy smiles a big smile)
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine! At least that's what everyone tells me.
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy gives Little Miss Sunshine a poke)
Mr. Happy: Yes we do! and do we have a fantastic show for you today!
Miss Sunshine: Today on Good Morning Dillydale, we're celebrating beans! I love beans!
Mr. Happy: Don't we all! (laughs) Including our first guest!
(Mr. Rude is shown scratching his but when a spotlight shines down on him)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Joining us from the bean tasting room with the Dillydale Beanery...
(Mr. Rude turns around)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Please give a warm welcome...
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): To Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude walks over to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine and sit in a chair next to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Well Mr. Rude, thanks for taking time out of your busy day to come talk to us. Being the bean taster at the biggest bean factory in Dillydale, I bet you eat lots of beans!
Mr. Rude: I eat my share!
Miss Sunshine: Is it true that beans are a delicacy?
Mr. Rude: I'll give you delicacy.
(Mr. Rude farts and spins around in his chair)
(The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR. RUDE!!
(The scene cuts back to Good Morning Dillydale)
Miss Sunshine: (chuckles) Mr. Rude, not on television.
(Mr. Rude stops spinning around in his chair)
Mr. Rude: Ooh! This chair has made me dizzy!
Miss Sunshine: Oh! I just love to be dizzy! Sometimes I just...
(Little Miss Sunshine starts spinning in her chair)
Miss Sunshine: Spin and spin and spin and spin...
Mr. Rude: Why am I not surprised.
Miss Sunshine: And spin and spin and spi-
(Mr. Happy pushes Little Miss Sunshine offscreen
Mr. Happy: Uh...now, I understand you brought some beans for us to try! Eh, what's say we go over and give 'em a taste!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude popping up behind a table with 4 cans of beans on it)
Mr. Rude: At the Dillydale Beanery, we make four kinds of beans!
(The camera shows each can of beans as Mr. Rude mentions them)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): Butter beans, Kidney beans, Baked beans, and my favorite...Beans & Beans.
(Little Miss Sunshine pops up)
Miss Sunshine: What exactly is it that a bean taster does?
Mr. Rude: We taste the beans.
Miss Sunshine: How interesting!
Mr. Happy: So you say you know your beans, Mr. Rude. Hmmm? Well what if we were to cover your eyes? Could you tell them apart?
Mr. Rude: I am not "Chief Bean Taster" for nothing!
(Mr. Happy blindfolds Mr. Rude)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Now I'll just...
(Mr. Happy shuffles the cans)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Move these cans around.
(Mr. Rude picks up the can of Beans & Beans. He sniffs into a can and pours a single bean onto his tongue and eats it)
Mr. Rude: That is...Beans & Beans.
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy return to their seats)
Miss Sunshine: This is so exciting! I can hardly stand it!
(Mr. Rude picks up the can of Baked Beans. He sniffs into a can, takes out a single bean, and pops it into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Baked Beans.
Mr. Happy: Wonderful!
(Mr. Rude sniffs into the Butter bean can and sucks out a bean. Mr. Rude sniffs into the Kidney bean can and eats all the beans in the can)
Mr. Rude: Butter beans and Kidney beans!
(Mr. Rude removes the blindfold. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over)
Miss Sunshine: How did you ever develop such talent?
Mr. Rude: The same way I developed this one!
(Mr. Rude farts)
(The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR RUDE!!
(Mr. Rude smiles when the scene cuts back to Good Morning Dillydale. Mr. Rude smile turns into a frown as Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to him)
Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have for today! I'm Mr. Happy!
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!
Mr. Happy: Join us tomorrow for...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(A farting noise is heard in the background as the scene transitions to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. Mr. Bump is shown riding a wave across the screen to transition to the next bumper)
(Little Miss Calamity is shown dusting a shelf containing cans. Little Miss Whoops walks by and takes a can of Kidney beans off the shelf. After looking at the can, Little Miss Whoops becomes disgusted, changes her mind, and puts the can back on the shelf. Little Miss Whoops puts the can back on the shelf with such force, the whole shelf falls onto Little Miss Calamity. Burying her in cans, once again)
(The next bumper shows Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Calamity done with their shopping. Both of them have purchased many canned goods. Little Miss Whoops waves hello to Little Miss Calamity. As payback for burying her in cans twice before, Little Miss Calamity dumps her cans over Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Calamity then gets a dose of karma when a giant can of baked beans falls from the sky and crushes her)
(A plethora of Mr. Bounce's faces surround the screen, then disappear. This acts as the transition to the next scene, which takes place at a pea canning factory. Mr. Tickle is shown giving Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops the grand tour before assigning them to their jobs)
Mr. Tickle: This is our canning department, where all the peas are put into cans! Your job, Miss Whoops, will be to use this to fill the cans with peas. As they pass by on the conveyer. Mr. Bump, you will make sure the cans are lined up as they enter this part of the machine. Where the lids are put on. Any questions?
Miss Whoops: Not at all. Seems simple enough.
(Mr. Bump raises his hand)
Mr. Bump: Uh, I have a question! Can I work in another part of the factory?
(The conveyor belt starts)
Mr. Tickle: No. But I can give you a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! Stop! No!
(Mr. Bump falls onto the conveyor belt and makes his way to the part of the machine where the lids are put on)
Mr. Bump: Dangerous!
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! Not near machinery!
(Mr. Bump rolls off the conveyor belt, Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Bump, and Mr. Bump picks himself up)
Mr. Tickle: Excellent! I'll let you two get to work! (whistles) Alright! Who else needs a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle walks away to find someone else in need of a tickle)
Miss Whoops: I'm telling you, Mr. Bump. We make quite a team!
Mr. Bump: I know.
(Little Miss Whoops walks over to a control panel with three buttons and a lever)
Miss Whoops: What button was it?
(Little Miss Whoops presses the middle button. The peas shoot out of the tube and onto Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (spits out the peas) Ow! Ow!
(The peas stop shooting out of the tube)
Mr. Bump: Not that one!
(Little Miss Whoops presses the top button)
Mr. Bump: Wah!
(The tube starts dropping peas into the cans)
Mr. Bump: Phew!
Miss Whoops: That's more like it!
(Mr. Bump is shown using a lever to place the lids onto the cans)
Mr. Bump: Oh, nicely done Miss Whoops! Oh you're really getting the hang of it now!
Miss Whoops: It's a lot easier than it looks.
(Mr. Tickle sneaks up underneath the conveyor and tickles Little Miss Whoops)
Mr. Tickle (from underneath the conveyor): "Tickle, tickle!" (laughs)
Miss Whoops: (laughs) No! No! Please stop! (laughs) You're making me laugh!
(Little Miss Whoops accidentally throws the lever on the control panel and peas shoot towards Mr. Bump and push him into a can)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
(Mr. Bump and the can of peas he is in starts going down the conveyor belt. Little Miss Whoops has recovered from the tickle attack)
Miss Whoops: "Whoops!"
(Mr. Bump is packed into the can and the can label transforms from a picture of peas to a picture of Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: "Double whoops!"
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Does anyone have a can opener?
(Mr. Lazy is shown by the conveyor belt)
Mr. Lazy: That's weird. Those peas sound just like Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Bump is placed into a crate of canned peas)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Can...can someone get me out of here?
(Mr. Bump is loaded in to the back of a truck driven by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Bump: "Hello, anyone hear me?"
(Mr. Bump is shown being transported on a ship)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): "Hello there!"
(Mr. Bump is shown being transported on the back of a camel)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): "Hello?"
(Mr. Bump is show being transported finally to the grocery store. Mr. Bump is shown in the half-priced section)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Doesn't anyone want a can of me?
(Mr. Scatterbrain comes over with his shopping cart)
Mr. Scatterbrain: That can of peas is talking to me!
(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs the can)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll take you home!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the can into his shopping cart)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): "Ow!"
(Mr. Scatterbrain resumes his shopping. The scene cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain's kitchen. Mr. Scatterbrain using an electric can opener to open the can of peas. Once opened, Mr. Scatterbrain dumps the peas into a frying pan and Mr. Bump pops out all covered in peas)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Mr. Bump! (chuckles) How nice of you to drop by! I'm having peas for dinner. Would you care to join me?
(Mr. Bump brushes the peas off his head)
Mr. Bump: Uh, no thanks Mr. Scatterbrain. I'm not a fan of canned peas.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh That's okay! Uh, Marty and Florence will eat the peas!
(The camera briefly cuts to two penguins sitting at the table before cutting back to Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bump)
Mr. Scatterbrain: "You and I will share..."
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a can of sauerkraut)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A can of sauerkraut!
Mr. Bump: Well, since you put it that way!
(Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bump join Marty and Florence at the table. Mr. Bump and Mr. Scatterbrain each enjoy a plate of sauerkraut while Marty and Florence eat the peas)
(Iris out)
(The ending scene begins with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops taking a can from the bottom of a pyramid of cans, causing the pyramid to collapse and Little Miss Calamity falling into the pile of cans)
Narrator: Everywhere you turn, there are canned goods ready to be opened!
(Mr. Grumpy is shown being sprayed by fizzy pop from the can he shook. Mr. Stubborn looks at Mr. Grumpy with no real reaction)
Narrator: And Dillydale is better for it!
(Mr. Rude is shown blindfolded eating a bean from a can of Beans & Beans. Mr. Happy is watching him in amazement)
Narrator: So the next time you want some corn, or perhaps some baked beans.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown preparing to pour out the can of peas with Mr. Bump inside)
Narrator: Open a can! You might be surprised...
(Mr. Scatterbrain pours out the peas and Mr. Bump pops out of the can)
Narrator: Who pops out!
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs)
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue-green screen comes up with "Canned Goods" written on it with canned goods, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of canned goods being stacked is heard)
(The episode begins down the canned goods aisle of the supermarket. A cash register going off is heard in the background)
Narrator: Where would the world be without the can? Such a marvelous way to store food!
(Mr. Rude tosses a can behind him)
Narrator: These stackable, unbreakable, containers of tin hold everything!
(Mr. Nosey is shown putting tons of canned goods into his shopping cart. This causes Mr. Small to rise on a mountain of canned goods)
Narrator: From tuna fish to pickled beets!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown dusting a pyramid of canned peas. Mr. Bump walks over)
Narrator: Could there be a more useful invention than the can?
Mr. Bump: (sneezes)
(The cans fall on top of Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ugh!
(Little Miss Whoops continues dusting the cans)
Narrator: Besides the feather duster, of course.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. The scene starts outside a supermarket. A car horn is heard before cutting inside where Little Miss Naughty is shown holding a can of snails)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Canned snails! Ooh! How perfect!
(Little Miss Naughty rips of the canned snails label and replaces it with a label for creamed corn)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Now it looks like a can of creamed corn!
(Little Miss Naughty is shown next to a pyramid of canned snails disguised as creamed corn)
Miss Naughty: Imagine how surprised they'll be! Ha! (laughs evilly)
(Mr. Persnickety walks over)
Mr. Persnickety: Miss Naughty!
Miss Naughty: Yes, Mr. Persnickety?
Mr. Persnickety: What is taking you so long? You were supposed to restock the soups!
Miss Naughty: I'm sorry, Mr. Persnickety! I was working extra hard in this stack of creamed corn! I mean, canned snails!
(Little Miss Naughty realizes she was right regarding what to say the first time and corrects herself)
Miss Naughty: I mean, creamed corn.
Mr. Persnickety: Oh, very well. So long as you're working hard. When you are done here, meet me in the can tomato aisle. Someone has mixed the pastes with the purees!
(Mr. Persnickety walks away)
Mr. Small (offscreen): Stop, Mr. Nosey!
(Mr. Nosey pushes a cart full of cans and with Mr. Small riding in it on screen from the left)
Mr. Small: Here is the creamed corn for which I have long been searching!
(Mr. Small knocks a can of the disguised snails into the cart and Mr. Nosey pushes the cart away)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): So that's when I decided...
(Little Miss Naughty hides behind the pyramid of disguised creamed corn. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown on her cellphone and she pushes her cart over from stage right)
Miss Chatterbox: There's no sense in having a frog as a pet if it's going to attract even more flies into the house!
(Little Miss Naughty makes a hole in the pyramid and looks through to see Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: It's not like it's going to turn into a prince or something! (giggles) Though I did read an article the other day about a prince who, strangely enough, croaked like a frog!
(Little Miss Chatterbox notices the creamed corn pyramid)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh look! Creamed corn!
(Little Miss Chatterbox grabs a can of creamed corn from the pyramid and puts it into her shopping cart before walking away)
Miss Naughty: (laughs mischievously)
(The scene transitions to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's house. In the kitchen, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are about to prepare their can of creamed corn, but when the dump out the contents of the can, they are startled to find snails instead of corn)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (gasps)
(A close up of the snails is shown before cutting to a disgusted Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: Egads!
(Mr. Small looks inside the can)
Mr. Small: Our can of corn appears to be a can of snails!
(Mr. Small jumps as he talks to Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey! Get out your snail-o-scope and confirm that these are indeed snails!
(Mr. Nosey goes to fetch his snail-o-scope and Mr. Small stops jumping. Mr. Nosey, then uses the snail-o-scope to look at the snails)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! They're snails alright!
(Mr. Nosey tosses the snail-o-scope away)
Mr. Nosey: Too bad! I was really looking forward to corn.
(Little Miss Naughty watches the events unfold through Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's window)
Miss Naughty: P-hah! Sometimes, I just can't help myself!
(Little Miss Naughty runs off and pulls a heavy wagon full of actual cans of creamed corn to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's front door)
Miss Naughty: (grunting)
(Once Little Miss Naughty reaches the front door, she rings the doorbell and puts on her innocent face. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey open the door)
Mr. Small: Good tidings, Miss Naughty! What brings you to our fair neighborhood?
Miss Naughty: Hello, Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey. I'm starting a new business selling creamed corn door-to-door!
(Little Miss Naughty balances a can on her finger in front of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Naughty: Would you be interested in buying a can?
Mr. Small: Why yes! We just suffered a most crushing blow in the kitchen!
(Little Miss Naughty fakes her obliviousness)
Mr. Nosey: Yeah. We got snails by mistake.
(Little Miss Naughty secretly smiles mischievously)
Miss Naughty: Then I've come at just the right time! How many would you like?
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Naughty struggling to bring her wagon up the hill where Little Miss Chatterbox's house is)
Miss Naughty: (grunting)
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Chatterbox's kitchen. Little Miss Chatterbox is on the phone with Mr. Nervous)
Miss Chatterbox: Honestly, Mr. Nervous, there's nothing to worry about. Everybody has spiders! They're good! They're actually very good!
(A split screen appears with Little Miss Chatterbox on top and Mr. Nervous, who is on a stepstool holding a frying pan in fear, on the bottom)
Miss Chatterbox: They eat the bad bugs.
Mr. Nervous: Geh! You didn't see the size of the spider, Miss Chatterbox! I could be next!
(Little Miss Chatterbox opens her can, pours the contents into a pot, and snails come out and land in the pot)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh no! My can of creamed corn is full of snails!
(The split screen disappears and the scene cuts to Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: S...snails in your c...corn!?
(A spider lowers down)
Mr. Nervous: I didn't know that was possible! Great! Something else to worry about!
(Mr. Nervous hears a doorbell ring over the phone. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: Let me call you back, Mr. Nervous. There's someone at my door!
(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up her cellphone and answers the door. She finds Little Miss Naughty outside finally making it up the hill with her wagon)
Miss Naughty: (grunts) Hello, Miss Chatterbox! I'm starting a new business selling creamed corn door-to-door!
(Little Miss Naughty drops the wagon's tongue)
Miss Naughty: Would you be interested in buying a can?
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Would I ever! I'll take a dozen cans! Do you have change for a twenty?
(Little Miss Chatterbox gives Little Miss Naughty a twenty. Unknown to Little Miss Naughty, her wagon starts rolling down the hill)
Miss Chatterbox: (sighs) There's nothing like a fresh can of creamed corn! Course, I'm a big fan of pickled beets, but I'm not really in the mood for red food today.
(Little Miss Chatterbox notices Little Miss Naughty's wagon rolling away)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Miss Naughty, your wagon's rolling away!
(Little Miss Naughty turns around)
Miss Naughty: (gasps)
(The wagon is shown speeding down the hill)
Miss Naughty: MY PRECIOUS CORN!!
(The camera shows the wagon before cutting to Little Miss Whoops driving up the hill in a steamroller. The camera cuts between Little Miss Whoops and the runaway wagon a few times before Little Miss Whoops runs over the wagon with creamed corn getting all over her windshield. Little Miss Whoops activates the windshield wipers to see what happened)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops drives away as Little Miss Naughty looks sadly at her destroyed wagon)
Miss Naughty: Why!? (sobs)
Miss Chatterbox: So much for you door-to-door business! Oh well. I guess I'll just have snail for dinner. See ya!
(Little Miss Chatterbox heads back into her house)
Miss Naughty: (cries)
(Iris out)
(A bumper begins to play. Little Miss Calamity is finishing stacking a tall pyramid of creamed corn. Once done, Little Miss Whoops takes a can from the bottom of the pyramid. This causes the pyramid to collapse. Little Miss Calamity loses her balance and falls off the ladder into the pile of cans. A cord pull strong comes down from the top of the screen. Mr. Persnickety walks over and pulls it down. The next scene falls down like a window blind. The Good Morning Dillydale intro plays complete with its theme music. The scene transitions to the set of Good Morning Dillydale where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting in chairs rather than behind their usual desk)
Mr. Happy: Good morning Dillydale! I'm Mr. Happy!
(Mr. Happy smiles a big smile)
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine! At least that's what everyone tells me.
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy gives Little Miss Sunshine a poke)
Mr. Happy: Yes we do! and do we have a fantastic show for you today!
Miss Sunshine: Today on Good Morning Dillydale, we're celebrating beans! I love beans!
Mr. Happy: Don't we all! (laughs) Including our first guest!
(Mr. Rude is shown scratching his but when a spotlight shines down on him)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Joining us from the bean tasting room with the Dillydale Beanery...
(Mr. Rude turns around)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Please give a warm welcome...
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): To Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude walks over to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine and sit in a chair next to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Well Mr. Rude, thanks for taking time out of your busy day to come talk to us. Being the bean taster at the biggest bean factory in Dillydale, I bet you eat lots of beans!
Mr. Rude: I eat my share!
Miss Sunshine: Is it true that beans are a delicacy?
Mr. Rude: I'll give you delicacy.
(Mr. Rude farts and spins around in his chair)
(The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR. RUDE!!
(The scene cuts back to Good Morning Dillydale)
Miss Sunshine: (chuckles) Mr. Rude, not on television.
(Mr. Rude stops spinning around in his chair)
Mr. Rude: Ooh! This chair has made me dizzy!
Miss Sunshine: Oh! I just love to be dizzy! Sometimes I just...
(Little Miss Sunshine starts spinning in her chair)
Miss Sunshine: Spin and spin and spin and spin...
Mr. Rude: Why am I not surprised.
Miss Sunshine: And spin and spin and spi-
(Mr. Happy pushes Little Miss Sunshine offscreen
Mr. Happy: Uh...now, I understand you brought some beans for us to try! Eh, what's say we go over and give 'em a taste!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude popping up behind a table with 4 cans of beans on it)
Mr. Rude: At the Dillydale Beanery, we make four kinds of beans!
(The camera shows each can of beans as Mr. Rude mentions them)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): Garbanzo beans, Kidney beans, Baked beans, and my favorite...Beans & Beans.
(Little Miss Sunshine pops up)
Miss Sunshine: What exactly is it that a bean taster does?
Mr. Rude: We taste the beans.
Miss Sunshine: How interesting!
Mr. Happy: So you say you know your beans, Mr. Rude. Hmmm? Well what if we were to blindfold you? Could you tell them apart?
Mr. Rude: I am not "Chief Bean Taster" for nothing!
(Mr. Happy blindfolds Mr. Rude)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Now I'll just...
(Mr. Happy shuffles the cans)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Move these cans around.
(Mr. Rude picks up the can of Beans & Beans. He sniffs into a can and pours a single bean onto his tongue and eats it)
Mr. Rude: That is...Beans & Beans.
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy return to their seats)
Miss Sunshine: This is so exciting! I can hardly stand it!
(Mr. Rude picks up the can of Baked Beans. He sniffs into a can, takes out a single bean, and pops it into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Baked Beans.
Mr. Happy: Wonderful!
(Mr. Rude sniffs into the Garbanzo bean can and sucks out a bean. Mr. Rude sniffs into the Kidney bean can and eats all the beans in the can)
Mr. Rude: Garbanzo beans and Kidney beans!
(Mr. Rude removes the blindfold. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over)
Miss Sunshine: How did you ever develop such talent?
Mr. Rude: The same way I developed this one!
(Mr. Rude farts again and The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR RUDE!!
(Mr. Rude smiles when the scene cuts back to Good Morning Dillydale. Mr. Rude smile turns into a frown as Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to him)
Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have for today! I'm Mr. Happy!
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine!
Mr. Happy: Join us tomorrow for...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(A farting noise is heard in the background as the scene transitions to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. Mr. Bump is shown riding a wave across the screen to transition to the next bumper)
(Little Miss Calamity is shown dusting a shelf containing cans. Little Miss Whoops walks by and takes a can of Kidney beans off the shelf. After looking at the can, Little Miss Whoops becomes disgusted, changes her mind, and puts the can back on the shelf. Little Miss Whoops puts the can back on the shelf with such force, the whole shelf falls onto Little Miss Calamity. Burying her in cans, once again)
(The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy reading his newspaper at a little table near a soda machine. Mr. Stubborn shows up and buys a can of fizzy pop. Mr. Stubborn tries to open the can, but because one of his arms is in a cast, he struggles to do so)
Mr. Stubborn: (groans) THAT CAN IS CHEAP!!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Grumpy: Let me do that, Mr. Stubborn!
Mr. Stubborn: I don't need your help, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Then why are you moaning and groaning like a bull with a bellyache!?
Mr. Stubborn: I am not moaning and groaning! I am just trying to open this can!
Mr. Grumpy: But you've only got one good hand!
(Mr. Stubborn shows Mr. Grumpy the can, shaking it in the process)
Mr. Stubborn: Exactly! One good hand! To open this can of Fizzy Pop!
(Mr. Stubborn tries to open the can again)
Mr. Stubborn: (groans)
Mr. Grumpy: I am offering my help!
Mr. Stubborn: I can do it myself (groans)
Mr. Grumpy: Now...l...let me open that can for you so I can get some peace!
(Mr. Grumpy grabs the can and prepares to open it only for Mr. Stubborn to grab it and briefly shake)
Mr. Stubborn: I will open my own fizzy pop!!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the can back)
Mr. Grumpy: Not with that hand, you won't! At least not anytime soon! Now give it to me!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs the can)
Mr. Stubborn: NO!
(A brief tug-of war between Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn happens with Mr. Grumpy winning due to him using both of his hands while Mr. Stubborn was only able to use one)
Mr. Grumpy: Just let me open this can so I can...
(Mr. Grumpy starts unknowingly shaking the can)
Mr. Grumpy: Get back to my newspaper!!
(Mr. Grumpy opens the can. But, due to all the shaking, the can spews fizz all over Mr. Grumpy. This lasts for about 10 seconds. Mr. Stubborn even looks at his watch due to how long the spray was going for. Then the fizz spray stops leaving Mr. Grumpy soaked)
Mr. Stubborn: Like I said, THAT CAN IS CHEAP!!!
(Mr. Stubborn walks away)
(Iris out)
(The next bumper shows Little Miss Whoops and Little Miss Calamity done with their shopping. Both of them have purchased many canned goods. Little Miss Whoops waves hello to Little Miss Calamity. As payback for burying her in cans twice before, Little Miss Calamity dumps her cans over Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Calamity then gets a dose of karma when a giant can of baked beans falls from the sky and crushes her)
(A plethora of Mr. Bounce's faces surround the screen, then disappear. This acts as the transition to the next scene, which takes place at a pea canning factory. Mr. Tickle is shown giving Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops the grand tour before assigning them to their jobs)
Mr. Tickle: This is our canning department, where all the peas are put into cans! Your job, Miss Whoops will be to use this to fill the cans with peas. As they pass by on the conveyer. Mr. Bump, you will make sure the cans are lined up as they enter this part of the machine. Where the lids are put on. Any questions?
Miss Whoops: Not at all. Seems simple enough.
(Mr. Bump raises his hand)
Mr. Bump: Uh, I have a question! Can I work in another part of the factory?
(The conveyor belt starts)
Mr. Tickle: No. But I can give you a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! Stop! No!
(Mr. Bump falls onto the conveyor belt and makes his way to the part of the machine where the lids are put on)
Mr. Bump: Dangerous!
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! Near machines!
(Mr. Bump rolls off the conveyor belt, Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Bump, and Mr. Bump picks himself up)
Mr. Tickle: Excellent! I'll let you two get to work! (whistles) Alright! Who else needs a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle walks away to find someone else in need of a tickle)
Miss Whoops: I'm telling you, Mr. Bump. We make quite a team!
Mr. Bump: I know.
(Little Miss Whoops walks over to a control panel with three buttons and a lever)
Miss Whoops: What button was it?
(Little Miss Whoops presses the middle button. The peas shoot out of the tube and onto Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (spits out the peas) Ow! Ow!
(The peas stop shooting out of the tube)
Mr. Bump: Not that one!
(Little Miss Whoops presses the top button)
Mr. Bump: Wah!
(The tube starts dropping peas into the cans)
Mr. Bump: Phew!
Miss Whoops: That's more like it!
(Mr. Bump is shown using a lever to place the lids onto the cans)
Mr. Bump: Oh, nicely done Miss Whoops! Oh you're really getting the hang of it now!
Miss Whoops: It's a lot easier than it looks.
(Mr. Tickle sneaks up underneath the conveyor and tickles Little Miss Whoops)
Mr. Tickle (from underneath the conveyor): (laughs)
Miss Whoops: (laughs) No! No! Please stop! (laughs) Hey! You're making me laugh!
(Little Miss Whoops accidentally throws the lever on the control panel and peas shoot towards Mr. Bump and push him into a can)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
(Mr. Bump and the can of peas he is in starts going down the conveyor belt. Little Miss Whoops has recovered from the tickle attack)
Miss Whoops: Oh!
(Mr. Bump is packed into the can and the can label transforms from a picture of peas to a picture of Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Does anyone have a can opener?
(Mr. Lazy is shown by the conveyor belt)
Mr. Lazy: That's weird. Those peas sound just like Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Bump is placed into a crate of canned peas)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Can...can someone get me out of here?
(Mr. Bump is loaded in to the back of a truck driven by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Bump: Gah. I can hear you! Can you hear me?
(Mr. Bump is shown being transported on a ship, the back of a camel, and finally to the grocery store. Mr. Bump is shown in the half-priced section)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Doesn't anyone want a can of me?
(Mr. Scatterbrain comes over with his shopping cart)
Mr. Scatterbrain: That can of peas is talking to me!
(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs the can)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll take you home!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the can into his shopping cart)
Mr. Bump (from inside the can): Ow!
(Mr. Scatterbrain resumes his shopping. The scene cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain's kitchen. Mr. Scatterbrain using an electric can opener to open the can of peas. Once opened, Mr. Scatterbrain dumps the peas into a frying pan and Mr. Bump pops out all covered in peas)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Mr. Bump! (chuckles) How nice of you to drop by! I'm having peas for dinner. Would you care to join me?
(Mr. Bump brushes the peas off his head)
Mr. Bump: Uh, no thanks Mr. Scatterbrain. I'm not a fan of canned peas.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh That's okay! Uh, Marty and Florence will eat the peas!
(The camera briefly cuts to two penguins sitting at the table before cutting back to Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bump)
Mr. Scatterbrain: You and I will share
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a can of sauerkraut)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A can of sauerkraut!
Mr. Bump: Since you put it that way!
(Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bump join Marty and Florence at the table. Mr. Bump and Mr. Scatterbrain each enjoy a plate of sauerkraut while Marty and Florence eat the peas)
(Iris out)
(The ending scene begins with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops taking a can from the bottom of a pyramid of cans, causing the pyramid to collapse and Little Miss Calamity falling into the pile of cans)
Narrator: Everywhere you turn, there are canned goods ready to be opened!
(Mr. Grumpy is shown being sprayed by fizzy pop from the can he shook. Mr. Stubborn is looking at Mr. Grumpy with no real reaction)
Narrator: And Dillydale is better for it!
(Mr. Rude is shown blindfolded eating a bean from a can of Beans & Beans. Mr. Happy is watching him in amazement)
Narrator: So the next time you want some corn, or perhaps some baked beans.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown preparing to pour out the can of peas with Mr. Bump inside)
Narrator: Open a can! You might be surprised...
(Mr. Scatterbrain pours out the peas and Mr. Bump pops out of the can)
Narrator: Who pops out!
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs)
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)