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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big aqua blue screen comes up with "Clean Teeth" written on it with three teeth smiling, sparkles, and the episode's creators underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Scatterbrain putting toothpaste to the bottom of the shoe and using the shoe as a toothbrush to clean his teeth)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses know the importance...
(A four way split screen shows Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Stubborn brushing their teeth)
Narrator: Of taking care of their teeth.
(The split screen goes away and the scene cuts to Little Miss Helpful throwing a lever so a machine can brush Mr. Lazy's teeth)
Narrator: And that starts with regular brushing.
(Foam from Mr. Lazy's toothbrush engulfs the screen. The scene transitions to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey flossing their teeth)
Narrator: Faithful flossing, and last but not least...
(The scene cuts to a dentist's office. Mr. Happy is cleaning Little Miss Giggles' teeth with the tooth polisher)
Narrator: ...visiting the dentist twice a year!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude trying out a green toothbrush on his teeth)
Narrator: Of course, one way to good clean teeth is a reliable toothbrush.
(Mr. Rude decides that he doesn't like the green toothbrush. He blows a raspberry and takes another a blue toothbrush from the toothbrush display)
Narrator: But with so many types of toothbrushes to choose from, picking the right one isn't easy
Mr. Rude: No! That one is too hard!
(Mr. Rude places the blue toothbrush back onto the shelf and picks up an orange toothbrush)
Mr. Rude: What about this one?
(Mr. Fussy sees that Mr. Rude is putting all those new toothbrushes into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Bah! They have the nerve to call THAT a toothbrush?!
(Mr. Fussy catches Mr. Rude in the act)
Mr. Fussy: MR. RUDE!
Mr. Rude: That is my name. Now go away! I am busy.
Mr. Fussy: You cannot put a brand new toothbrush, into your mouth, and then put it back on the shelf! It's unclean...
Mr. Rude: How else am I supposed to know what toothbrush I want to buy?
Mr. Fussy: It doesn't work that way! You need to buy a toothbrush before you can try it.
Mr. Rude: I have never heard of anything so ridiculous!
(Mr. Rude teases Mr. Fussy with a black toothbrush by not letting him take his)
Mr. Fussy: Give, me, THAT!
(Mr. Fussy takes Mr. Rude's toothbrush and all of the opened packaging that Mr. Rude ripped open)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Rude! I am going to have to ask you to pay for all of these toothbrushes you've used!
Mr. Rude: Why should I pay for a toothbrush that I do not like?
Mr. Fussy: Because... it's the rules.
Mr. Rude: Let me see these "rules".
Mr. Fussy: Well, it's not printed anywhere but I assure you, this kind of behaviour is unacceptable!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you unacceptable! (farts) Ha-ha!
(Scene cuts to Mr. Bump sky-falling as he shouts out Mr. Rude's name)
Mr. Bump: MR. RUDE!
(Mr. Bump opens his incomplete parachute. The scene then cuts back to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Rude)
Mr. Fussy: You leave me no choice but to alert the shop manager!
(Mr. Fussy talks into a microphone telling the store manager to come to the toothbrush aisle while an irritated Mr. Rude stays silent)
Mr. Fussy: Attention all employees. The shop manager is needed in the toothbrush aisle.
(The shop manager is revealed to be Mr. Happy who comes to Mr. Fussy's aid)
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Rude! I'm the shop manager!
Mr. Rude: And what do you want? A medal?
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Happy, I am sorry to inform you that Mr. Rude is putting brand new toothbrushes into his mouth and then... returning them back to the shelf!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude ripping more packaging apart as he tries out yet another toothbrush. Mr. Fussy and Mr. Happy are then shown disgusted by this)
Mr. Happy: How wonderfully disgusting!
Mr. Fussy: Yes, right. Which is why I thought he should be removed immediately.
Mr. Happy: But, Mr. Fussy, here in my shop, I want happy happy customers!
Mr. Fussy: (Stammers) Filthy... used...
(Mr. Rude finally finds a toothbrush that suits his need)
Mr. Rude: Voila! I have finally found a toothbrush that I like. I am happy now. Goodbye.
(Mr. Rude leaves)
Mr. Happy: Goodbye, Mr. Rude! Come again soon!
Mr. Stubborn (over PA): Shop manager needed in the shampoo aisle.
Mr. Happy: Wha-ho-ho! Duty calls! I'll leave YOU to clean up this toothbrush display, Mr. Fussy!
Mr. Fussy: How utterly revolting.
(Mr. Messy comes by and is holding some of the opened packages that Mr. Rude ripped apart)
Mr. Messy: Hey, Mr. Fussy! I need a new toothbrush, but I don't know which one to buy! Can I try some out?
(Mr. Fussy runs away and Mr. Messy is left baffled)
Mr. Fussy: UGH! GROSS!
(A transition of Little Miss Sunshine showing her clean teeth to the camera transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain walks into the bathroom, grabs his toothbrush and toothpaste and prepares to brush his teeth. Unfortunately, he can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, an elephant pops out)
Elephant: (trumpets)
(Mr. Scatterbrain smiles upon seeing the elephant and the screen fades to black. The next scene takes place at Mr. Grumpy's house. Mr. Grumpy is shown getting comfortable in his recliner and is preparing to watch some TV in his living room. The living room window is noticeably open)
Narrator: On the other side of town, Mr. Grumpy has settled in to watch one of his favourite TV shows.
(A red bird is shown landing on the branch of the tree that is shown outside the open window. Mr. Grumpy uses his remote control to turn on the TV. Mr. Grumpy takes out a bowl of popcorn and begins eating some. The camera even shows a close-up of Mr. Grumpy's mouth as he eats his popcorn)
Narrator: The last thing on his mind is his teeth.
(Mr. Grumpy swallows the popcorn he just ate and then gulps)
Mr. Grumpy: (gulps)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): When fishing for flounder,
(The camera shows Mr. Lazy on the TV fishing in a partially capsized canoe that's in the middle of a lake)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): It's very important to keep your line perfectly still.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy as the bird outside starts chirping)
Bird: (chirping)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): Don't move a muscle.
(The camera zooms in on the bird)
Bird: (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy: Keep it down out there!
(Mr. Grumpy slams the window shut and the bird flies away)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm trying to watch "Flounder Friday."
(Mr. Grumpy grabs the remote for the TV when the doorbell suddenly rings)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! What now?
(Mr. Grumpy answers the door to find Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine outside)
Mr. Messy: Hiya Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Messy. Miss Sunshine.
Miss Sunshine: We're not early, are we?
Mr. Grumpy: For what?
Miss Sunshine: The meeting of our Clean Teeth Club. It's your turn to host.
Mr. Grumpy: But I left this little club of yours months ago!
Miss Sunshine: Oh silly, Mr. Grumpy! No one can leave the Clean Teeth Club, we're all lifetime members!
Mr. Grumpy: Look, I'm very busy right now. You're going to have to find somewhere else to...
(Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine walk into Mr. Grumpy's house)
Mr. Grumpy: Meet.
(Mr. Messy is shown trying out Mr. Grumpy's recliner)
Mr. Messy: Shazam! This chair rocks!
Mr. Grumpy: Get out of my chair! Only I get to sit there!
(Mr. Messy gets up and sits next to Little Miss Sunshine on the couch. The doorbell rings and Mr. Grumpy answers it. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle are shown outside Mr. Grumpy's door)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh great! Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle!
Miss Chatterbox: (chuckles) Hope we're not late. We got to tickling and lost all track of time! (chuckles)
(Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox walk into Mr. Grumpy's house and meet up with Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. Grumpy follows them)
Miss Chatterbox: We also got a little lost on the way here, but that's another story altogether.
Miss Sunshine: Actually, we were just about to begin the Clean Teeth Club oath.
Mr. Tickle: Is there time for a quick tickle?
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Not if you value those arms!
(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)
Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle: I promise to love my teeth and clean them well, and regular flossing I will excel.
(Mr. Tickle elbows Mr. Grumpy to remind him to take part in the oath)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll always brush three times a day and celebrate the clean teeth way.
(Mr. Grumpy starts pushing everyone out)
Mr. Grumpy: Well, that was a fascinating meeting. We have to do it again sometime. Time for you to go.
Miss Sunshine: But we're just getting started! I haven't even given out the Clean Teeth Club gift of the week.
(Mr. Grumpy becomes intrigued by this and stops pushing everyone out)
Mr. Grumpy: A gift? Why didn't you say so?
Miss Sunshine: Today, all members of the clean teeth club get their very own electric toothbrush!
(Little Miss Sunshine hands each member an electric toothbrush)
Mr. Grumpy: You call THAT a gift?!
Mr. Messy: Normally I'm not big on cleaning, but I make an exception when it comes to teeth!
Miss Sunshine: Oh, good for you Mr. Messy! Now give it a try.
(Mr. Messy takes out some toothpaste and squeezes a lot onto Mr. Grumpy's face)
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. G!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the minty gunk off his face)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Tickle: Are you sure you don't want a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms at Mr. Grumpy in anticipation for a tickle)
Mr. Grumpy: Positive!
Miss Sunshine: Now, make sure you brush all your teeth. Especially the ones in the back.
(Mr. Messy is shown using the electric toothbrush)
Mr. Messy: Doesn't get any better than this!
(The camera pans to Little Miss Chatterbox who is also using an electric toothbrush)
Miss Chatterbox: I could do this all day! Though I'd supposed I'd have to stop if I want to eat anything. I'll need to use both my hands for something.
(Mr. Tickle decides to answer that question by giving Little Miss Chatterbox, what else, a tickle!)
Mr. Tickle: Like give a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: No! (laughs) Stop!
(Mr. Tickle continues tickling Little Miss Chatterbox until they break Mr. Grumpy's TV)
Mr. Grumpy: My television! It's ruined!
Mr. Tickle: Maybe all it needs is a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tickles the TV but it falls apart even more)
Miss Sunshine: How about we sing the Clean Teeth Club song?
Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle: "🎶Scrub, scrub, scrub, we're the Clean Teeth Club! We'll be brushing for a while!🎶"
(Mr. Grumpy looks at them in horror)
Miss Sunshine: Now in a round!
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Okay!
Miss Sunshine: "🎶Brush, brush, brush all the plaque away. Put a sparkle in your smile!🎶"
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Brush, brush, brush all the plaque away...🎶
Mr. Grumpy: That's it! THAT'S IT!! I can put up with you invading my home and destroying my television, but I will NOT listen to you cockamamie song! I'm leaving this club...again!
(Mr. Grumpy prepares to leave before remembering that they're at his house)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Wait a minute!
(Mr. Grumpy walks back over to the others)
Mr. Grumpy: This is my house!! You people leave!
Miss Sunshine: Whatever you say, Mr. Grumpy. Thanks so much for being our host!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Chatterbox leave)
Miss Chatterbox: Sorry again about the television, Mr. Grumpy.
(Mr. Tickle stops as he exits Mr. Grumpy's house)
Mr. Tickle: One more tickle for the road?
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy stops him)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't even!
(Mr. Tickle leaves disappointed. Mr. Messy follows Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Messy: Let me know if you ever want to get rid of that chair.
Mr. Grumpy: Dream on!
(Mr. Grumpy reenters his house and closes the door. He walks back to his living room and sits back down in his recliner. Despite his TV being broken, he starts munching on his popcorn again. Through the open window, Mr. Tickle stretches his extraordinarily long arms through the door and tickles Mr. Grumpy. The red bird also returns to its perch on the branch outside)
Bird (overlap): (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Ha! No! (laughs) No! Stop!
(Mr. Grumpy leans so far back in his recliner that he and the recliner fall back)
Bird (overlap): (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): No! (laughs)
(The screen fades to the second bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is preparing to brush his teeth but can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, a second Mr. Scatterbrain wearing a snorkel pops out and brushes the first Mr. Scatterbrain's teeth for him)
Narrator: Mr. Quiet always enjoys having his teeth cleaned.
(Mr. Quiet enters the dentist office)
Narrator: Did I say "always?" I meant, "usually."
(The camera zooms in on the smiling neon tooth and the scene fades to the dental treatment room where Mr. Small is standing on top of the tray that holds all the tools the dentist uses on their patients. Mr. Small is sitting Mr. Quiet down in the dentist chair)
Mr. Small: There you go, Mr. Quiet. The dentist will be in shortly. Make yourself comfortable!
(Mr. Small hops down from the tray and leaves the room)
Mr. Quiet: Will do, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Quiet looks at the dentist tools that are on the tray. Mr. Quiet sees a oral irrigator, dental nippers, and extraction forceps)
Mr. Quiet: Hmm.
(Mr. Quiet pushes a button on the oral irrigator and it starts vibrating across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the oral irrigator to make it stop moving but then the dental nippers start moving across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
(Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the dental nippers to make it stop moving but then the extraction forceps start moving across the tray. Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the extraction forceps but everything else starts moving across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(Mr. Quiet puts his hands on the oral irrigator and the extraction forceps and everything stops moving. Mr. Quiet removes his hands from the tools and smiles only for all three tools to start moving across the tray again)
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
(Mr. Quiet bangs his fists onto the tray and the tools are sent up into the air)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(Seeing the tools falling back down, Mr. Quiet jumps out of the dentist chair)
Mr. Quiet: Gah! Ooh!
(The tools pierce the chair as they land. Mr. Nosey enters the room and removes the tools from the chair and puts them back on the tray)
Mr. Nosey: 🎵Dum-dum-dee-dum-dum-dum!🎵
(Mr. Nosey takes out a clipboard)
Mr. Nosey: Hello, Mr. Quiet!
(Mr. Nosey is surprised with what he reads on Mr. Quiet's chart)
Mr. Nosey: Wow! I see here on your chart that it's been nine months since your last cleaning!
(Mr. Quiet gets up and sits back down in the chair)
Mr. Quiet: Yeah, I lost track. Time flies.
(Mr. Nosey looks across the room and sees someone offscreen; Mr. Small)
Mr. Small (offscreen): Ah! There you are, Mr. Nosey!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Small in the doorway)
Mr. Small: The dentist is ready to see you now.
Mr. Quiet: You're, uh, not a dentist?
(Mr. Nosey leaves the room with Mr. Quiet's chart)
Mr. Small: Mr. Quiet, your dentist will be right in.
(Mr. Small leaves the room. Mr. Quiet suddenly hears the sound of something stretching and snapping)
Unknown Voice (offscreen): OW!!
(A loud crash is heard offscreen that makes Mr. Quiet cringe from the noise)
Cat (offscreen): (screeches)
(A hubcap rolls into the room and crashes into something offscreen)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops enters the room wearing a head mirror. Revealing to the viewers (and possibly Mr. Quiet) that she is the dentist)
Miss Whoops: Hello, Mr. Quiet. Looks like we're gonna be cleaning your teeth.
Mr. Quiet: You know, on second thought, maybe I should just come back another day.
Miss Whoops: Don't worry, I'm a trained professional. Today, we're gonna use a water jet to do the cleaning. It can get a little wet.
(Little Miss Whoops takes out an apron)
Miss Whoops: That's why we have these handy aprons.
(Little Miss Whoops places an apron around Mr. Quiet's chest)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Fancy!
(Little Miss Whoops grabs the oral irrigator and squirts some water out of it)
Miss Whoops: This tiny stream of water is powerful enough to wash away any plaque from your teeth. Now open wide!
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet leans back in the chair and opens his mouth)
Mr. Quiet: Aahh!
(Mr. Quiet starts shaking in anticipatory fear. Little Miss Whoops starts using the oral irrigator to clean Mr. Quiet's teeth)
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Mr. Quiet is launched out of the chair and the oral irrigator starts spraying water all over the room. Mr. Quiet soon gets tangled up in the irrigator's cord and also starts flailing around the room)
Mr. Quiet: Oh no! Oh!
(Little Miss Whoops unplugs the oral irrigator's cord from the wall socket)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Ooh! Woah!
(Mr. Quiet and the oral irrigator fall onto the soaking wet floor. Little Miss Whoops walks past Mr. Quiet)
Miss Whoops: Well, I suppose we're finished with that part.
Mr. Quiet: (moans)
(Little Miss Whoops takes out the polisher as Mr. Quiet sits back down in the chair)
Miss Whoops: Now let's polish those teeth of yours.
Mr. Quiet: Oh, I like this part.
(Little Miss Whoops applies the polishing toothpaste onto the polisher)
Miss Whoops: Let's just add the polish.
(Little Miss Whoops starts using the polisher on Mr. Quiet's teeth)
Miss Whoops: It's supposed to be pineapple flavoured...
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Pink foam and bubbles start coming out of Mr. Quiet's mouth)
Miss Whoops: But I think it tastes like soap.
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Bubbles start popping)
Miss Whoops: Oh well. At least you'll have the best smile in Dillydale.
(Little Miss Whoops stops polishing Mr. Quiet's teeth and takes out the suction hose)
Miss Whoops: Let's let the suction hose get rid of some of that foam for you.
(Little Miss Whoops starts sucking up the foam with the suction hose)
Mr. Quiet: Oh no! Aaah.
(The suction hose starts sucking up Mr. Quiet mouth first)
Mr. Quiet (overlap): (muffled cries for help)
Miss Whoops: Hmmm...where did I put the polisher?
(The suction hose sucks up the top half of Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
Miss Whoops: I don't know why I can't remember...
(The suction hose sucks up all of Mr. Quiet sans his feet)
Mr. Quiet (from inside the suction hose): (muffled screams)
Miss Whoops: Where I put things!
(Little Miss Whoops sees that the suction hose nearly sucked up all of Mr. Quiet)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Quiet (from inside the suction hose): (muffled screams)
Miss Whoops: Must've hit the wrong switch.
(Little Miss Whoops throws the suction hose into reverse and Mr. Quiet is shot out of the suction hose)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
(Mr. Quiet is shot out of the room)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Ow!
(Mr. Quiet lands in the waiting room face first. The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops as she peers her head through the doorframe. In one of the seats in the waiting room, Mr. Nervous is shown trembling in fear stating that he is either Little Miss Whoops' next patient or just afraid of the dentist in general)
Miss Whoops: You did very well Mr. Quiet!
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (moans in pain)
Miss Whoops: Don't forget to come back in six months for your next cleaning.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is preparing to brush his teeth but can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, a UFO pops out and abducts Mr. Scatterbrain. The next scene shows Little Miss Daredevil pressing a button on a remote to activate a rocket-powered toothbrush that is used to clean her teeth)
Narrator: So you see, the good people of Dillydale take clean teeth very seriously.
(A four way split screen shows Little Miss Daredevil and Little Miss Curious brushing their teeth, Mr. Bounce and Mr. Small helping Mr. Strong floss his teeth and Mr. Nervous sleeping with a baby tooth under his pillow)
Narrator: They brush, they floss. Why there's no end to the ways the Mr. Men and Little Misses celebrate clean teeth.
(Above Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary dressed as the Tooth Fairy swings down from a rope attached to her wings to give the allusion that she is flying)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Narrator: Even if some of those ways...
(Mr. Nervous breaks the fourth wall by running to Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Small's part of the split screen. Mr. Nervous hides behind Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong stops flossing upon seeing this)
Narrator: Are a little scary.
(Little Miss Scary looks to the viewers and smiles. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big aqua blue screen comes up with "Clean Teeth" written on it with three teeth smiling, sparkles, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Scatterbrain putting toothpaste to the bottom of the shoe and using the shoe as a toothbrush to clean his teeth)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses know the importance...
(A four way split screen shows Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Stubborn brushing their teeth)
Narrator: Of taking care of their teeth.
(The split screen goes away and the scene cuts to Little Miss Helpful throwing a lever so a machine can brush Mr. Lazy's teeth)
Narrator: And that starts with regular brushing.
(Foam from Mr. Lazy's toothbrush engulfs the screen. The scene transitions to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey flossing their teeth)
Narrator: Faithful flossing, and last but not least...
(The scene cuts to a dentist's office. Mr. Happy is cleaning Little Miss Giggles' teeth with the tooth polisher)
Miss Giggles (overlap): (giggling)
Narrator (overlap): Visiting the dentist twice a year!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude trying out a green toothbrush on his teeth)
Narrator: Of course, one way to good clean teeth is a reliable toothbrush.
(Mr. Rude decides that he doesn't like the green toothbrush. He blows a raspberry and takes another a blue toothbrush from the toothbrush display)
Narrator: But with so many types of toothbrushes to choose from, picking the right one isn't easy
Mr. Rude: No! That one is too hard!
(Mr. Rude places the blue toothbrush back onto the shelf and picks up an orange toothbrush. Mr. Fussy pops up from behind a nearby shelf)
Mr. Rude: What about this one?
(Mr. Fussy sees that Mr. Rude is putting all those new toothbrushes into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Bah! They have the nerve to call THAT a toothbrush?!
(Mr. Fussy catches Mr. Rude in the act)
Mr. Fussy: MR. RUDE!
Mr. Rude: That is my name. Now go away! I am busy.
Mr. Fussy: You cannot put a brand new toothbrush, into your mouth, and then put it back on the shelf! It's unclean...
Mr. Rude: How else am I supposed to know what toothbrush I want to buy?
Mr. Fussy: It doesn't work that way! You need to buy a toothbrush before you can try it.
Mr. Rude: I have never heard of anything so ridiculous!
(Mr. Rude teases Mr. Fussy with the green toothbrush by not letting him take his)
Mr. Fussy: Give, me, THAT!
(Mr. Fussy takes Mr. Rude's toothbrush)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Rude! I am going to have to ask you to pay for all of these toothbrushes you've used!
(Mr. Fussy is holding all of the opened packaging that Mr. Rude ripped open)
Mr. Rude: Why should I pay for a toothbrush that I do not like?
Mr. Fussy: Because... it's the rules.
Mr. Rude: Let me see these "rules".
Mr. Fussy: Well, it's not printed anywhere but I assure you, this kind of behavior is unacceptable!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you unacceptable! (farts) Ha-ha!
(Scene cuts to Mr. Bump sky-falling as he shouts out Mr. Rude's name)
Mr. Bump: MR. RUDE!
(Mr. Bump opens his incomplete parachute. The scene then cuts back to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Rude)
Mr. Fussy: You leave me no choice but to call the store manager!
(Mr. Fussy talks into a microphone telling the store manager who is Mr. Happy who comes to Mr. Fussy's aid while an irritated Mr. Rude stays silent)
Mr. Fussy: Attention all personnel. The store manager is needed in the toothbrush aisle.
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Rude! I'm the store manager!
Mr. Rude: And what do you want? A medal?
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Happy, I am sorry to inform you that Mr. Rude is putting brand new toothbrushes into his mouth and then... returning them back to the shelf!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude ripping more packaging apart as he tries out yet another toothbrush. Mr. Fussy and Mr. Happy are then shown disgusted by this)
Mr. Happy: How wonderfully disgusting!
Mr. Fussy: Yes, right. Which is why I thought he should be removed immediately.
Mr. Happy: But, Mr. Fussy, here in my store, I want happy happy customers!
Mr. Fussy: (Stammers) "Filthy... used..."
(Mr. Rude finally finds a toothbrush that suits his need)
Mr. Rude: "Voila! I have finally found a toothbrush that I like. I am happy now, goodbye."
(Mr. Rude leaves)
Mr. Happy: "Goodbye, Mr. Rude! Come again soon!"
Mr. Stubborn (over PA): "Store manager needed in the shampoo aisle."
Mr. Happy: "Wha-ho-ho! Duty calls! I'll leave YOU to clean up this toothbrush display, Mr. Fussy!"
Mr. Fussy: How utterly revolting.
(Mr. Messy comes by and is holding some of the opened packages that Mr. Rude ripped apart)
Mr. Messy: Hey, Mr. Fussy! I need a new toothbrush, but I don't know which one to buy! Can I try some out?
Mr. Fussy: (sobs)
(Mr. Fussy runs away and Mr. Messy is left baffled. A transition of Little Miss Sunshine showing her clean teeth to the camera transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain walks into the bathroom, grabs his toothbrush and toothpaste and prepares to brush his teeth. Unfortunately, he can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, an elephant pops out)
Elephant: (trumpets)
(Mr. Scatterbrain smiles upon seeing the elephant and the screen fades to black. A PSA starring Little Miss Scary begins. Little Miss Scary is dressed as the Tooth Fairy and swings down from a rope attached to her winds to give the allusion that she is flying)
Miss Scary: Hello! I'm the Tooth Fairy. And I'm here to tell you about all the...
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Terrible...
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Horrible...
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Scary things!
(The camera zooms out)
Miss Scary: That can happen to your teeth if you don't take care of them!
(Little Miss Scary walks over to a giant, rotting tooth with huge, disgusting holes in it)
Miss Scary: This is what happens when you eat too many sweets!
(The camera zooms in on the rotting tooth)
Miss Scary (offscreen): Cavities!
(The camera pans back to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Holes in your teeth the size of moon craters!
(Little Miss Scary hits the tooth with her scepter and the tooth cracks and falls apart. Little Miss Scary then walks over to a giant tooth covered in gunk and looks like the core of an apple)
Miss Scary: This is plaque. A yucky buildup of crud on your teeth.
(The camera zooms in on the plaque-covered tooth)
Miss Scary (offscreen): If you don't brush every day,
(The camera pans back to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Plaque will grow into giant monsters and take over the planet!
(Little Miss Scary does a take upon realizing something)
Miss Scary: Wait a minute! What's so bad about gross cavities or oozing plaque monsters? That sounds fantastic! Find someone else to do this, I quit!
(Little Miss Scary leaves and a frustrated Mr. Noisy comes out onto the set)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): CUT!!!!! Can I get a new Tooth Fairy in here, please?
(Mr. Noisy walks off the set. Mr. Bump then falls off the hook that is supposed to make him fly as the hook is lowered onto the set. Apparently, Mr. Bump is Little Miss Scary's replacement for the PSA and is now seeing stars courtesy of his fall. Mr. Bump looks to the viewers with dread)
Mr. Bump: Poopity poop.
(The screen fades to black and the PSA ends. The next scene takes place at Mr. Grumpy's house. Mr. Grumpy is shown getting comfortable in his recliner and is preparing to watch some TV in his living room. The living room window is noticeably open)
Narrator: On the other side of town, Mr. Grumpy has settled in to watch one of his favorite TV shows.
(A red bird is shown landing on the branch of the tree that is shown outside the open window. Mr. Grumpy uses his remote control to turn on the TV. Mr. Grumpy takes out a bowl of popcorn and begins eating some. The camera even shows a close-up of Mr. Grumpy's mouth as he eats his popcorn)
Narrator: The last thing on his mind is his teeth
(Mr. Grumpy swallows the popcorn he just ate)
Mr. Grumpy: (gulps)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): When fishing for flounder,
(The camera shows Mr. Lazy on the TV fishing in a partially capsized canoe that's in the middle of a lake)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): It's very important to keep your line perfectly still.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)
Bird: (chirping)
Mr. Lazy (on the TV): Don't move a muscle.
(The camera zooms in on the bird)
Bird: (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy: Keep it down out there!
(Mr. Grumpy slams the window shut and the bird flies away)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm trying to watch "Flounder Friday."
(Mr. Grumpy grabs the remote for the TV when the doorbell suddenly rings)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! What now?
(Mr. Grumpy answers the door to find Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine outside)
Mr. Messy: Hiya Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Messy. Miss Sunshine. What do you want?
Miss Sunshine: We're not early, are we?
Mr. Grumpy: For what?
Miss Sunshine: The meeting of our Clean Teeth Club. It's your turn to host.
Mr. Grumpy: But I quit this club of yours months ago!
Miss Sunshine: Oh silly, Mr. Grumpy! No one can quit the Clean Teeth Club, we're all lifetime members!
Mr. Grumpy: Look, I'm very busy right now. You're going to have to find somewhere else to...
(Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine walk into Mr. Grumpy's house)
Mr. Grumpy: Meet.
(Mr. Messy is shown trying out Mr. Grumpy's recliner)
Mr. Messy: Shazam! I want one of these!
Mr. Grumpy: Get out of my chair! Only I get to sit there!
(Mr. Messy gets up and sits next to Little Miss Sunshine on the couch. The doorbell rings and Mr. Grumpy answers it. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle are shown outside Mr. Grumpy's door)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh great! Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle!
Miss Chatterbox: (chuckles) Hope we're not late. We got to tickling and lost all track of time! (chuckles)
(Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox walk into Mr. Grumpy's house and meet up with Mr. Messy and Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. Grumpy follows them)
Miss Chatterbox: We also got a little lost on the way here, but that is a completely other story.
Miss Sunshine: Actually, we were just about to begin the Clean Teeth Club oath.
Mr. Tickle: Is there time for a quick tickle?
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Not if you value those arms!
(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)
Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle: I promise to love my teeth and clean them well, and regular flossing I will excel.
(Mr. Tickle elbows Mr. Grumpy to remind him to take part in the oath)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll always brush three times a day and celebrate the clean teeth way.
(Mr. Grumpy starts pushing everyone out)
Mr. Grumpy: Well, that was a fascinating meeting. We have to do it again sometime. Time for you to go.
Miss Sunshine: But we're just getting started! I haven't even given out the Clean Teeth Club gift of the week.
(Mr. Grumpy becomes intrigued by this and stops pushing everyone out)
Mr. Grumpy: A gift? Why didn't you say so?
Miss Sunshine: Today, all members of the clean teeth club get their very own...
(Little Miss Sunshine hands each member an electric toothbrush)
Miss Sunshine: Electric toothbrush!
Mr. Grumpy: You call THAT a gift?!
Mr. Messy: Normally I'm not big on cleaning, but I make an exception when it comes to teeth!
Miss Sunshine: Oh, good for you Mr. Messy! Now give it a try.
(Mr. Messy takes out some toothpaste and squeezes a lot onto Mr. Grumpy's face)
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. G!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the minty gunk off his face)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms at Mr. Grumpy in anticipation for a tickle)
Mr. Tickle: Are you sure you don't want a tickle?
Mr. Grumpy: Positive!
Miss Sunshine: Now make sure you brush all your teeth. Especially the ones in the back.
(Mr. Messy is shown using the electric toothbrush)
Mr. Messy: Does it get any better than this?
(The camera pans to Little Miss Chatterbox who is also using an electric toothbrush)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I could do this all day! Though I'd supposed I'd have to stop if I want to eat anything. Or needed to use both my hands for something.
(Mr. Tickle decides to answer that question by giving Little Miss Chatterbox, what else, a tickle!)
Mr. Tickle: Like give a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: No! (laughs) Stop! (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle continues tickling Little Miss Chatterbox until they break Mr. Grumpy's TV)
Mr. Grumpy: My television! It's ruined!
Mr. Tickle: Maybe all it needs is a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tickles the TV but it falls apart even more)
Miss Sunshine: How about we sing the Clean Teeth Club song?
Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle: "🎶Scrub, scrub, scrub, we're the Clean Teeth Club! We'll be brushing for a while!🎶"
(Mr. Grumpy looks at them in horror)
Miss Sunshine: Now in a round!
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Okay!
Miss Sunshine: "🎶Brush, brush, brush all the plaque away. Put a sparkle in your smile...🎶"
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Brush, brush, brush all the plaque away...🎶
Mr. Grumpy: "That's it! I can put up with you invading my home and destroying my television, but I will not listen to you cockamamie song! I QUIT THIS CLUB!! AGAIN!!"
(Mr. Grumpy prepares to leave before remembering that they're at his house)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Oh, wait a minute!
(Mr. Grumpy walks back over to the others)
Mr. Grumpy: This is my house! You people leave!
Miss Sunshine: Whatever you say, Mr. Grumpy. Thanks so much for hosting us!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Chatterbox leave)
Miss Chatterbox: Sorry again about the Television, Mr. Grumpy.
(Mr. Tickle stops as he exits Mr. Grumpy's house)
Mr. Tickle: One more tickle for the road?
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy stops him)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't even!
(Mr. Tickle leaves disappointed. Mr. Messy follows Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Messy: Let me know if you ever want to get rid of that chair.
Mr. Grumpy: Dream on!
(Mr. Grumpy reenters his house and closes the door. He walks back to his living room and sits back down in his recliner. Despite his TV being broken, he starts munching on his popcorn again. Through the open window, Mr. Tickle stretches his extraordinarily long arms through the door and tickles Mr. Grumpy. The red bird also returns to its perch on the branch outside)
Bird (overlap): (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Ha! No! (laughs) No! Stop!
(Mr. Grumpy leans so far back in his recliner that he and the recliner fall back)
Bird (overlap): (chirping)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): No! (laughs)
(The screen fades to the second bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain walks into the bathroom, grabs his toothbrush and toothpaste and prepares to brush his teeth. Unfortunately, he can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, a second Mr. Scatterbrain wearing a snorkel pops out and brushes the first Mr. Scatterbrain's teeth for him. The next scene begins with Mr. Quiet arriving at the dentist office. There is a billboard of a smiling neon tooth on top of the building)
Narrator: Mr. Quiet always enjoys having his teeth cleaned.
(Mr. Quiet enters the dentist office)
Narrator: Did I say "always?" I meant, "usually."
(The camera zooms in on the smiling neon tooth and the scene fades to the dental treatment room where Mr. Small is standing on top of the tray that holds all the tools the dentist uses on their patients. Mr. Small is sitting Mr. Quiet down in the dentist chair)
Mr. Small: There you go, Mr. Quiet. The dentist will be in shortly. Make yourself comfortable!
(Mr. Small hops down from the tray and leaves the room)
Mr. Quiet: Will do, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Quiet looks at the dentist tools that are on the tray. Mr. Quiet sees a oral irrigator, dental nippers, and extraction forceps)
Mr. Quiet: Hmm.
(Mr. Quiet pushes a button on the oral irrigator and it starts vibrating across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the oral irrigator to make it stop moving but then the dental nippers start moving across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
(Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the dental nippers to make it stop moving but then the extraction forceps start moving across the tray. Mr. Quiet puts his hand on the extraction forceps but everything else starts moving across the tray)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(Mr. Quiet puts his hands on the oral irrigator and the extraction forceps and everything stops moving. Mr. Quiet removes his hands from the tools and smiles only for all three tools to start moving across the tray again)
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
(Mr. Quiet bangs his fists onto the tray and the tools are sent up into the air)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(Seeing the tools falling back down, Mr. Quiet jumps out of the dentist chair)
Mr. Quiet: Gah! Ooh!
(The tools pierce the chair as they land. Mr. Nosey enters the room and removes the tools from the chair and puts them back on the tray)
Mr. Nosey: 🎵Dum-dum-dee-dum-dum-dum!🎵
(Mr. Nosey takes out a clipboard)
Mr. Nosey: Hello, Mr. Quiet!
(Mr. Nosey is surprised with what he reads on Mr. Quiet's chart)
Mr. Nosey: Wow! I see here on your chart that it's been nine months since your last cleaning!
(Mr. Quiet gets up and sits back down in the chair)
Mr. Quiet: Yeah, I lost track. Time flies.
(Mr. Nosey looks across the room and sees someone offscreen; Mr. Small)
Mr. Small (offscreen): Ah! There you are, Mr. Nosey!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Small in the doorway)
Mr. Small: The dentist is ready to see you now.
Mr. Quiet: You're, uh, not a dentist?
(Mr. Nosey leaves the room with Mr. Quiet's chart)
Mr. Small: Mr. Quiet, your dentist will be right in.
(Mr. Small leaves the room. Mr. Quiet suddenly hears the sound of something stretching and snapping)
Unknown Voice (offscreen): OW!!
(A loud crash is heard offscreen that makes Mr. Quiet cringe from the noise)
Cat (offscreen): (screeches)
(A hubcap rolls into the room and crashes into something offscreen)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops enters the room wearing a head mirror. Revealing to the viewers (and possibly Mr. Quiet) that she is the dentist)
Miss Whoops: Hello, Mr. Quiet. Looks like we're gonna be cleaning your teeth.
Mr. Quiet: You know, on second thought, maybe I should just come back another day, you know.
Miss Whoops: Don't worry, I'm a trained professional. Today, we're gonna use a water jet to do the cleaning. It can get a little wet.
(Little Miss Whoops takes out a smock)
Miss Whoops: That's why we have these handy smocks.
(Little Miss Whoops places a smock around Mr. Quiet's chest)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Fancy!
(Little Miss Whoops grabs the oral irrigator and squirts some water out of it)
Miss Whoops: This tiny stream of water is powerful enough to wash away any plaque from your teeth. Now open wide!
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet leans back in the chair and opens his mouth)
Mr. Quiet: Aahh!
(Mr. Quiet starts shaking in anticipatory fear. Little Miss Whoops starts using the oral irrigator to clean Mr. Quiet's teeth)
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Mr. Quiet is launched out of the chair and the oral irrigator starts spraying water all over the room. Mr. Quiet soon gets tangled up in the irrigator's cord and also starts flailing around the room)
Mr. Quiet: Oh no! Oh!
(Little Miss Whoops unplugs the oral irrigator's cord from the wall socket)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Ooh! Woah!
(Mr. Quiet and the oral irrigator fall onto the soaking wet floor. Little Miss Whoops walks past Mr. Quiet)
Miss Whoops: Well, I guess we're done with that part.
Mr. Quiet: (moans)
(Little Miss Whoops takes out the polisher as Mr. Quiet sits back down in the chair)
Miss Whoops: Now let's polish those teeth of yours.
Mr. Quiet: Oh, I like this part.
(Little Miss Whoops applies the polishing toothpaste onto the polisher)
Miss Whoops: Let's just add the polish.
(Little Miss Whoops starts using the polisher on Mr. Quiet's teeth)
Miss Whoops: It's supposed to be pineapple flavored...
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Pink foam and bubbles start coming out of Mr. Quiet's mouth)
Miss Whoops: But I think it tastes like soap.
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent noises)
(Bubbles start popping)
Miss Whoops: Oh well. At least you'll have the best smile in Dillydale.
(Little Miss Whoops stops polishing Mr. Quiet's teeth and takes out the suction hose)
Miss Whoops: Let's let the suction hose get rid of some of that foam for you.
(Little Miss Whoops starts sucking up the foam with the suction hose)
Mr. Quiet: Oh no! Aaah.
(The suction hose starts sucking up Mr. Quiet mouth first)
Mr. Quiet (overlap): (muffled cries for help)
Miss Whoops: Hmmm...where did I put the polisher?
(The suction hose sucks up the top half of Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
Miss Whoops: I don't know why I can't remember...
(The suction hose sucks up all of Mr. Quiet sans his feet)
Mr. Quiet (from inside the suction hose): (muffled screams)
Miss Whoops: Where I put things!
(Little Miss Whoops sees that the suction hose nearly sucked up all of Mr. Quiet)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Quiet (from inside the suction hose): (muffled screams)
Miss Whoops: Must've hit the wrong switch.
(Little Miss Whoops throws the suction hose into reverse and Mr. Quiet is shot out of the suction hose)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
(Mr. Quiet is shot out of the room)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Ow!
(Mr. Quiet lands in the waiting room face first. The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops as she peers her head through the doorframe. In one of the seats in the waiting room, Mr. Nervous is shown trembling in fear stating that he is either Little Miss Whoops' next patient or just afraid of the dentist in general)
Miss Whoops: You did great Mr. Quiet!
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (moans in pain)
Miss Whoops: Don't forget to come back in six months for your next cleaning.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is preparing to brush his teeth but can't get toothpaste out of the tube. He shakes it a few times but instead of toothpaste, a UFO pops out and abducts Mr. Scatterbrain. The next scene shows Little Miss Daredevil pressing a button on a remote to activate a rocket-powered toothbrush that is used to clean her teeth)
Narrator: So you see, the good people of Dillydale take clean teeth very seriously.
(A four way split screen shows Little Miss Daredevil and Little Miss Curious brushing their teeth, Mr. Bounce and Mr. Small helping Mr. Strong floss his teeth and Mr. Nervous sleeping with a baby tooth under his pillow)
Narrator: They brush, they floss. Why there's no end to the ways the Mr. Men and Little Misses celebrate clean teeth.
(Above Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary is dressed as the Tooth Fairy and swings down from a rope attached to her winds to give the allusion that she is flying)
Mr. Nervous: (screams) No, no, no!
Narrator: If some of those ways...
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous breaks the fourth wall by running to Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Small's part of the split screen. Mr. Nervous hides behind Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong stops flossing upon seeing this)
Narrator: Are a little scary.
(Little Miss Scary looks to the viewers and smiles. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)