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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big maroon screen comes up with "Collecting" written on it with a three different stamps, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of wind chimes are heard)
(The episode begins with the camera showing the viewers Little Miss Scary's collection of scary masks)
Narrator: Collecting. Most of the Mr. Men and Little Misses enjoy collecting interesting things!
(Little Miss Scary climbs up a ladder wearing her green fanged mask. Little Miss Scary takes it off her face and hangs it up on her wall)
Narrator: Even if others don't always understand why.
(Mr. Nervous walks over and screams inaudibly over seeing Little Miss Scary's masks. The scene transitions over to Mr. Pernickety dusting his vacuum collection)
Narrator: A collection says something about its collector.
(A single feather falls from Mr. Pernickety's feather duster and Mr. Persnickety uses a dust buster to clean it up only to lose control of the vacuum. The dust buster sucks up a rug and sends Mr. Pernickety across his house)
Narrator: Though sometimes, a collection is started simply because it's useful.
(The scene transitions to outside of Little Miss Calamity's house. Mr. Grumpy rings the doorbell and Little Miss Calamity answers the door)
Miss Calamity: Hello, Mr. Grumpy.
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Miss Calamity. Exciting news. You are the grand prize winner in the Dillydale Sweepstake. You win a collection of extremely breakable glass animals. (whistles)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey start bringing the extremely breakable glass animals into Little Miss Calamity's house)
Miss Calamity: Oh! I'm so lucky!
(Little Miss Calamity realizes that Mr. Grumpy said "extremely breakable")
Miss Calamity: Wait! Did you say "extremely breakable glass animals?"
Mr. Grumpy: Don't make me repeat myself, I am in a rite mood! Now, where do you want them?
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey continue bringing the extremely breakable glass animals into Little Miss Calamity's house)
Miss Calamity: Well, I'm not sure that I do! I mean, what am I gonna do with a house full of extremely breakable glass animals?
Mr. Grumpy: Start your own zoo?
(Mr. Grumpy walks away with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. The scene transitions inside Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity is standing in a room full of extremely breakable glass animals)
Miss Calamity: My goodness! Extremely breakable glass animals...everywhere you look!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over)
Mr. Grumpy: That's why they call it a collection.
(Mr. Grumpy hands Little Miss Calamity a clipboard)
Mr. Grumpy: Now sign here.
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Hi, Miss Calamity!
(The scene pans over to the door. Mr. Strong arrives and walks inside)
Mr. Strong: Hey, what's with all the animals?
Miss Calamity: I won them in a sweepstake!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves)
Mr. Strong: Nice!
(Mr. Strong slams the door behind him. This causes all of the glass animals to shake)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh dear!
(Little Miss Calamity catches a glass flamingo before it falls onto the ground)
Miss Calamity: Oh, phew! Now, I really shouldn't have these around.
Mr. Strong: I can take a couple off your hands. I quite like that hippo! And that gorilla!
Miss Calamity: Be my guest!
(Mr. Bounce opens the door and walks inside)
Mr. Bounce: Yoo-hoo! Miss Calamity, I heard about your grand prize.
(Mr. Bounce walks over to Mr. Strong and Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Bounce: What beautiful glass animals! This must be extremely breakable. (gasps) Did I say breakable? I meant valuable! Hoo-hoo!
Miss Calamity: Mr. Bounce! How would you like this collection of animals?
Mr. Bounce: Well, you see, I couldn't possibly take your prize! Well...maybe just one! I will take, the extremely breakable giraffe.
(The camera pans over to the shimmering glass giraffe)
Miss Calamity: Perfect! Let me get it for you.
(Little Miss Calamity walks over and picks up the glass giraffe)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity accidentally drops the glass giraffe on Mr. Bounce. The glass giraffe breaks and Mr. Bounce is sent bouncing all over the house)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce bounces on every single glass animal except the glass elephant and bounces out the window)
Mr. Bounce: Hello! Goodbye!
(The glass elephant unexpectedly breaks behind Mr. Strong)
Mr. Strong: Uh...oh, pickles!
(The doorbell is heard ringing. Mr. Grumpy returns and opens the door)
Mr. Grumpy: There's been a mistake, Miss Calamity. You weren't the winner of the extremely breakable glass animal collection.
Miss Calamity: Oh dear! I hope you don't want them back.
Mr. Grumpy: No, but exciting news.
Miss Calamity: Yes?
Mr. Grumpy: You are the second prize winner in the Dillydale Sweepstake and here is your very own collection of...
(Mr. Nosey wheels in a tank full of treefrogs)
Treefrogs: (croaking)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Treefrogs.
(A frog jumps onto Little Miss Calamity's head)
Treefrog: (croaks)
Miss Calamity: But I don't like frogs! Oh! What a calamity!
(The scene iris' out. The first bumper plays. The next bumper plays. Mr. Strong is shown to have a collection of dumb-bells and is adding two new ones to his collection. A big dumb-bell and a small dumb-bell. Mr. Strong uses the big dumb-bell for a second, balances it on his finger, and places it on the shelf with his other dumb-bells. Mr. Strong then places the small dumb-bell on the top of the shelf. Mr. Strong flexes his muscles when all of a sudden, the weight the shelf is holding becomes too much and the shelf falls through the floor. Startling Mr. Strong. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small ride in on their flying machine pulling the next scene with them. The "Good Morning Dillydale" intro plays complete with the animation. The scene fades into the "Good Morning Dillydale studio with Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sitting behind their desk and Little Miss Naughty and Mr. Scatterbrain sitting in front of them on chairs)
Mr. Happy: Welcome back to "Good Morning Dillydale!"
(Everyone in Dillydale is shown in the audience applauding. Mr. Lazy leans on Mr. Pernickety's shoulder, startling the latter. The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Today we have some guests...
(Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Naughty smile)
Mr. Happy: Who's wonderful collections were collected collectively!
Miss Sunshine: Which is why they're called, "collectors!"
Mr. Happy: Exactly! Mr. Scatterbrain, why don't you start?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Certainly! (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a coil of rope)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I have this very nice coil of rope...
Audience (offscreen): Ooh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the coil of rope away and takes out a pineapple)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A pineapple...
Audience (offscreen): Ooh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a purple tennis ball)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A purple tennis ball...
Audience (offscreen): Oh!
Miss Sunshine: I don't understand the connection in that collection.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a piece of candy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And this piece of candy!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude, (now where Mr. Lazy was sitting) who stands up in his seat to get everyone's attention)
Mr. Rude: That is not a collection! You pea-brain!
Mr. Scatterbrain: But it's peppermint candy!
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)
Mr. Happy: Well, what Mr. Rude means is, a collection is usually made up of things that have something in common! (laughs)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! W-why didn't ya say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves to get something)
Mr. Happy: Where did he go?
Miss Sunshine: So, does that mean my drawer full of hair ribbons is a collection?
Mr. Happy: I suppose it does!
Miss Sunshine: How about my closet full of shoes?
Mr. Happy: Yes. That would be a collection of sorts!
Miss Sunshine: How about my lawn full of grass?
(Mr. Happy looks at the camera in annoyance. Then he turns his attention to another collector, Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Happy: So, Mr. Lazy! What do you have for us today?
(The scene cuts to Mr. Lazy. Mr. Lazy is standing in front of a table with remotes on it)
Mr. Lazy: I collect remote controls which make my life easier.
(Mr. Lazy shows everyone a remote he was holding)
Mr. Lazy: This one opens the refrigerator.
(The camera pans to a refrigerator. Mr. Lazy pushes a button on the remote and the lights turn off)
Miss Sunshine: My, it is dark in this refrigerator!
(The lights turn back on and Mr. Lazy takes out another remote)
Mr. Lazy: This one pulls up my socks.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote three times. This causes the phones of Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Messy, and Little Miss Helpful to ring. All three of them answer their phones. Mr. Scatterbrain returns carrying three monkeys on his shoulders)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I brought my collection!
Monkeys: (chattering)
(The camera pans to each monkey as Mr. Scatterbrain introduces them)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here's Myrna, Fritz...
Fritz: (squeaks)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And Fifi!
Fifi: (chatters)
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Three monkeys!
Monkeys: (chatters)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Wonderful! You do have a collection after all!
Mr. Lazy: My remote controls!
(Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi are shown playing with Mr. Lazy's remote controls and causing a little bit of chaos. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine leave to sort things out, leaving Little Miss Naughty alone)
Miss Naughty: They're calling that a collection?
(Little Miss Naughty walks behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine's desk)
Miss Naughty: I'll show them a real collection.
(Little Miss Naughty pulls out two whoopee cushions)
Miss Naughty: A collection of whoopee cushions! (laughs)
(Little Miss Naughty places the whoopee cushions on Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine's chairs)
Miss Naughty: Sometimes I just can't help myself!
(Little Miss Naughty confidently returns to her seat just as Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Scatterbrain return. The audience is heard applauding in the background)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha! Thank you, Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi. Let's all sit down.
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sit down, activating the whoopie cushion. Causing them to make a farting sound)
Audience (offscreen): (gasps)
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are visibly embarrassed)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: For once, that was not me.
Audience: (laughs)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have. So we'll see you next time on...
(The camera zooms out to show Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi waving goodbye as Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sign off)
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The screen fades to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. In the background, clapping is heard. Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons appear, then we see Mr. Scatterbrain hanging on one of them, and he lifts his hat. The next bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is shown to have a collection of plants and flowers. She places a new flower onto her shelf. Suddenly, a swarm of bees flies in from the right side of the screen and starts chasing Little Miss Calamity around. The next scene shows Mr. Pernickety, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Messy sitting in Little Miss Helpful's living room for their first meeting of the Collection Club)
Miss Helpful: Welcome to our first meeting of "the Collection Club!" A chance for friends to come together and to share their collections with one another!
Mr. Pernickety: Uh, Miss Helpful. Do you mean to tell me that our club has just three members?
Miss Helpful: Well, it is only our first meeting. I'm sure everyone will want to join once they hear how fun it is! Mr. Pernickety, why don't you start?
Mr. Pernickety: Very well.
(Mr. Pernickety takes out a red-colored vacuum)
Mr. Pernickety: This is my very first vacuum cleaner. Excellent with dust and dog hair. Not that I would allow a dog in the house.
(Mr. Pernickety takes out an old vacuum)
Mr. Pernickety: Now this vacuum cleaner is 100 years old! Back when things were...filthy. It still works!
(Mr. Pernickety turns on the vacuum to prove his point)
Mr. Pernickety: And finally, the jewel of my collection...
(Mr. Pernickety takes out a modern, handheld vacuum)
Mr. Pernickety: THE TURBO TORNADO!!!
(Mr. Pernickety uses the Turbo Tornado to suck up Mr. Messy's trainers right off of Mr. Messy's feet)
Mr. Messy: Huh? Oh what?! Those trainers were just getting good and stinky!
Miss Helpful: Well, now that's what I call a vacuum!
Mr. Pernickety: Isn't it amazing?
(Mr. Pernickety sheds a tear)
Mr. Pernickety: It's nice to know people still appreciate the finer things in life.
Miss Helpful: How about you, Mr. Messy? Show us your collection.
Mr. Messy: I'd thought you'd never ask!
(Mr. Messy takes out a pizza box and dumps out old pizza crusts onto the table)
Mr. Messy: This is my collection of pizza crusts!
Mr. Pernickety: I think I am going to faint.
Miss Helpful: My! Some of those look pretty old!
Mr. Messy: They are!
(Mr. Messy points to a pizza crust)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): This on here is ten years old!
Mr. Pernickety: Old!? Stale pizza crusts?
Mr. Messy: Yeah! And best of all, no two crusts are alike!
Miss Helpful: Fascinating!
Mr. Pernickety: (groans in anger)
(Mr. Messy is shown holding a pizza crust)
Mr. Messy: (sighs) This was a pesto pizza!
(Mr. Messy holds up another pizza crust)
Mr. Messy: This one came from an extra cheese and olive.
(Mr. Messy holds up another pizza crust)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): This one was an anchovy.
Mr. Messy: But I ate it anyway.
Mr. Pernickety: Rotting food is not a collection. It is rubbish!
Mr. Messy: Oh! I've got other collections too!
(Mr. Messy takes out a ball of stinky socks)
Mr. Pernickety: Is that what I think it is?
Mr. Messy: Yes! A pile of stinky socks!
(Mr. Messy places the socks onto the table)
Miss Helpful: Wow! Now that IS a collection!
Mr. Messy: I know!
(Mr. Messy shows three types of stinky socks)
Mr. Messy: You've got your feet smell, your cheesy feet smell, your rotten eggs feet smell!
(Mr. Messy remembers something)
Mr. Messy: And wait! I almost forgot my other collection!
(Mr. Messy takes out a bowl full of dirt)
Miss Helpful: A collection of dirt?
(Mr. Messy starts putting dirt on top of the table)
Mr. Messy: How'd you know?
(Mr. Pernickety stands up)
Mr. Pernickety: That it! Mr. Messy...
(Mr. Messy looks at Mr. Pernickety in surprise)
Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): This is disgusting!
Mr. Pernickety: I can't allow you to dirty Miss Helpful's house any further!
Miss Helpful: Oh, it's alright.
Mr. Pernickety: Please, Miss Helpful. If we're ever going to teach Mr. Messy, we have to remain firm.
(Mr. Pernickety takes out the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Pernickety: I will have this cleaned up immediately.
(Mr. Pernickety turns on the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Messy: But those are my collections!!
Mr. Pernickety: I'm sorry, Mr. Messy. But filth does not count as a collection.
(The Turbo Tornado starts sucking up Mr. Messy's collections)
Mr. Pernickety: Perhaps, you should consider collecting brooms! Sponges! Soap!
Mr. Messy: That's crazy talk, Mr. P!
(Little Miss Helpful notices the vacuum bag expanding)
Miss Helpful: Uh, Mr. Pernickety!
Mr. Pernickety: Not now, Miss Helpful!
(The Turbo Tornado continues to suck up Mr. Messy's collections and the bag is shown expanding)
Mr. Pernickety: Do tell me you own soap!
Mr. Messy: Oh! I have soap! Somewhere.
(The vacuum bag for the Turbo Tornado continues to grow)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): But...but Mr. Pernickety!
Mr. Pernickety: What do you mean, "somewhere!?"
Mr. Messy: I know I have some! It's with me sponge! I just don't know where they are right now!
Miss Helpful (offscreen): It's going to explode!!
(The Turbo Tornado explodes and dirt, pizza crusts, and stinky socks get everywhere)
Mr. Pernickety: Uh...
Miss Helpful: Well, this first meeting of the Collection Club really went with a bang!
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Pernickety drops the remains of the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Pernickety: These socks are making my head itch!
(The scene iris' out. The next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is shown to have a collection of bird houses and is adding a new one to his collection. When he puts it on the shelf, a small bird flies onto his head. Mr. Grumpy isn't bothered, at first, but then a whole flock of birds lands on Mr. Grumpy and the bookshelf holding his collection of bird houses)
Birds: (squawking loudly)
(Mr. Noisy rises up onto the screen)
Mr. Noisy: (screams)
(Mr. Noisy's scream is accompanied by a loud siren. The screen to shatter and reveal the next scene. The next scene features Mr. Nervous in an unknown setting. Mr. Nervous is talking into a tape recorder)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Nervous here! I have stumbled upon a strange land. Where the sun burns hotter than a thousand...suns.
(Mr. Nervous starts walking around)
Mr. Nervous: No sign of life yet. Friendly or otherwise!
(Mr. Nervous turns around)
Mr. Nervous: De...
(The camera zooms out to reveal a giant tea cup)
Mr. Nervous: (shrieks in fear)
(Mr. Nervous looks in a different direction)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(The camera reveals that Mr. Nervous is looking at a giant pitcher. After the camera shows the pitcher to the viewers, Mr. Nervous looks in a different direction)
Mr. Nervous: OH!!
(The camera reveals that Mr. Nervous is looking at a giant milk carton. The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is tiny and surrounded by all three giant objects)
Mr. Nervous: I'm in a land of giants! How did this happen?
(Mr. Nervous walks past a giant tape dispenser)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Slowly!
(Mr. Nervous passes a giant pencil next to the giant tape dispenser)
Mr. Nervous: E-easy does it!
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is behind a pencil container that has fallen over and partially spilled the three pencils it was holding. A snapping sound is heard)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous falls over)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh! The giant who set a trap!
(Mr. Nervous is revealed to be trapped by a giant paperclip. Mr. Nervous struggles to break free)
Mr. Nervous: (screams and grunts) The paperclip! Oh! These giants are clever! (grunts)
(Mr. Nervous frees himself from the paperclip)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Nervous starts running for his life)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous hides behind a giant pencil)
Mr. Nervous: Eeh! (sighs)
(Mr. Nervous starts talking into his tape recorder again)
Mr. Nervous: I...I have made it to the p-pencil.
(Mr. Nervous realizes something)
Mr. Nervous: Oh? Oh no! What if the giants need to...write something?
(Mr. Nervous jumps onto the pencil and starts log rolling on it as fast as he can)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh! Oh! Ah! You!
(Mr. Nervous jumps off the pencil and bounces off a giant stapler)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps in fear)
(Mr. Nervous lands in the giant stapler but stops it from stapling him)
Mr. Nervous: (sighs) That's it! This is the end!
(A bright light from a giant desk lamp shines down onto Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous does a barrel roll out of the giant stapler just before it closes. Mr. Nervous runs away as a giant pink hand adjusts the desk lamp)
Mr. Nervous: (grunts) Ooh!
(Mr. Nervous reaches the edge of the giant desk and looks down)
Mr. Nervous: Ah!
(Mr. Nervous slides down the cord of the desk lamp like a firefighter does down a fire pole)
Mr. Nervous: Whee! Ooh! Hup!
(Mr. Nervous runs behind a giant potted plant)
Mr. Nervous: Safe now! (whimpers)
(The giant pink hand reaches for Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(Mr. Nervous braces for the grab when the daydream sequence ends. It is revealed that Little Miss Chatterbox is simply showing Mr. Nervous her collection of doll house furniture)
Miss Chatterbox: How do you like my doll's house furniture, Mr. Nervous?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows a trembling Mr. Nervous a tiny armchair)
Miss Chatterbox: I just got this lovely new chair! Isn't it the cute?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous a tiny lamp)
Miss Chatterbox: I just love collecting miniature furniture! Have you seen the teeny weeny stapler?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous the teeny stapler)
Miss Chatterbox: It really works! Let me show you.
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous that the teeny stapler works like a normal stapler, but this freaks Mr. Nervous out)
Mr. Nervous: GIANT, SCARY STAPLE MONSTER!!! (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in terror)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): No! N-n-n-no!
(Little Miss Chatterbox looks to the viewers in confusion. The scene iris' out and the scene transitions to the ending scene where some previous happenings from the episode play. Starting with Little Miss Calamity showing Mr. Strong her collection of extremely breakable glass animals)
Narrator: Once you start collecting something...
(Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi are shown playing with Mr. Lazy's remote controls)
Narrator: It can be difficult to stop!
(Mr. Pernickety is shown holding the remains of the Turbo Tornado in Little Miss Helpful's filth covered living room with Mr. Messy and Little Miss Helpful present)
Narrator: But that's what makes life exciting! And brings friends...
(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Little Miss Helpful's table, breaking it in the process)
Narrator: Even closer together!
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
The scene cuts to Little Miss Daredevil leading Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong to a jet plane hanger. The three Mr. Men salute to the viewers upon arrival)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): "I, Miss Daredevil, have a collection I share with my friends!"
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying one of her jet planes. In a four-way split screen, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Messy are each flying one of Little Miss Daredevil's jet planes)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): "Flying high up in the sky, the fun never ends!"
(Little Miss Daredevil separates from the pack and flies into the sky and does some sky drawing. When she finished, the camera zooms out to reveal that she drew a cat)
Cat (voiceover): "Meow!"
(Little Miss Daredevil returns to the group and all four of them soar across the sky in their jet plans and create a yellow, brown, and green background. Then, they fly across the screen in their jet planes. Transitioning the scene back to the blue sky. They fly downwards and Mr. Messy deviates from the group. He flies into the sky and does some sky drawing. When he finished, the camera zooms out to reveal that he did a self portrait of his face. Complete with a splat sound effect. Mr. Messy returns to the group. With Mr. Strong on top and Mr. Bounce on the bottom, the two Mr. Men work together to create their own piece of sky art. After soaring up and down, the scene cuts to reveal that Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce have created a robot. Complete with digital sound effects. Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong reunite and fly across the screen in a curve and create a brown, red, dark orange, orange, and yellow background)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): "There's nothing I like better than a bird's eye view!"
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong fly across the screen in their jet planes, transitioning the scene back to the blue sky)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): So, share your collections!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong in their jet planes and recreate the yellow, brown, and green background)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): You'll be glad when you do!
(Mr. Pernickety rises up and looks at the screen in disgust. He then cleans the screen with cleaner and a rag and drops down smiling. This acts as a transition to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is shown to have a collection of first aid kits. Mr. Bump places a fist aid kit on a shelf and tries to walk away. Unfortunately, his bandage gets caught and Mr. Bump gets stuck. Mr. Bump tries to walk away, but he is eventually shot back onto the shelf and falls down, bringing all his first aid kits on top of him)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big maroon screen comes up with "Collecting" written on it with a three different stamps, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of wind chimes are heard)
(The episode begins with the camera showing the viewers Little Miss Scary's collection of scary masks)
Narrator: Most of the Mr. Men and Little Misses enjoy collecting interesting things!
(Little Miss Scary climbs up a ladder wearing her green fanged mask. Little Miss Scary takes it off her face and hangs it up on her wall)
Narrator: Even if others don't always understand why.
(Mr. Nervous walks over and screams inaudibly over seeing Little Miss Scary's masks. The scene transitions over to Mr. Persnickety dusting his vacuum collection)
Narrator: A collection says something about its collector.
(A single feather falls from Mr. Persnickety's feather duster and Mr. Persnickety uses a dust buster to clean it up only to lose control of the vacuum. The dust buster sucks up a rug and sends Mr. Persnickety across his house)
Narrator: Though sometimes, a collection is started simply because it's useful!
(The scene transitions to outside of Little Miss Calamity's house. Mr. Grumpy rings the doorbell and Little Miss Calamity answers the door)
Miss Calamity: Yes, Mr. Grumpy?
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Miss Calamity. Exciting news. You are the grand prize winner in the Dillydale Sweepstakes. You win a collection of extremely breakable glass animals. (whistles)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey start bringing the extremely breakable glass animals into Little Miss Calamity's house)
Miss Calamity: Oh! I'm so lucky!
(Little Miss Calamity realizes that Mr. Grumpy said "extremely breakable")
Miss Calamity: Wait! Did you say "extremely breakable glass animals?"
Mr. Grumpy: Don't make me repeat myself, I am in no mood! Now, where do you want them?
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey continue bringing the extremely breakable glass animals into Little Miss Calamity's house)
Miss Calamity: Well, I'm not sure that I do! I mean, what am I gonna do with a house full of extremely breakable glass animals?
Mr. Grumpy: Start your own zoo!
(Mr. Grumpy walks away with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. The scene transitions inside Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity is standing in a room full of extremely breakable glass animals)
Miss Calamity: My goodness! Extremely breakable glass animals...everywhere you look!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over)
Mr. Grumpy: That's why they call it a collection.
(Mr. Grumpy hands Little Miss Calamity a clipboard)
Mr. Grumpy: Now sign here.
(The scene pans over to the door. Mr. Strong arrives and walks inside)
Mr. Strong: Uh...yo, Miss Calamity! Hey, what's with all the animals?
Miss Calamity: I won them in a sweepstakes!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves)
Mr. Strong: Nice!
(Mr. Strong slams the door behind him. This causes all of the glass animals to shake)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Huh!
(Little Miss Calamity catches a glass flamingo before it falls onto the ground)
Miss Calamity: Oh, phew! Oh! Oh, I really shouldn't have these around.
Mr. Strong: Oh! I can take a couple off your hands. I kind of like that hippo! And that gorilla!
Miss Calamity: Be my guest!
(Mr. Bounce opens the door and walks inside)
Mr. Bounce: Yoo-hoo! Miss Calamity, I heard about your grand prize.
(Mr. Bounce walks over to Mr. Strong and Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Bounce: What beautiful glass animals! This must be extremely breakable. (gasps) Did I say breakable? I meant valuable! Hoo-hoo!
Miss Calamity: Mr. Bounce! How would you like this collection of animals?
Mr. Bounce: Oh! I couldn't possibly take your prize! Well...maybe just one! I will take, the extremely breakable giraffe.
(The camera pans over to the shimmering glass giraffe)
Miss Calamity: Perfect! Let me get it for ya.
(Little Miss Calamity walks over and picks up the glass giraffe)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity accidentally drops the glass giraffe on Mr. Bounce. The glass giraffe breaks and Mr. Bounce is sent bouncing all over the house)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce bounces on every single glass animal except the glass elephant and bounces out the window)
Mr. Bounce: Hello! Goodbye!
(The glass elephant unexpectedly breaks behind Mr. Strong)
Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!
(The doorbell is heard ringing. Mr. Grumpy returns and opens the door)
Mr. Grumpy: There's been a mistake, Miss Calamity. You weren't the winner of the extremely breakable glass animal collection.
Miss Calamity: Oh dear! I hope you don't want them back.
Mr. Grumpy: No, but exciting news.
Miss Calamity: (squeals)
Mr. Grumpy: You are the second prize winner in the Dillydale Sweepstakes and here is your very own collection...
(Mr. Nosey wheels in a tank full of treefrogs)
Treefrogs: (croaking)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Of treefrogs.
(A frog jumps onto Little Miss Calamity's head)
Treefrog: (croaks)
Miss Calamity: But I don't like frogs! Oh! What a calamity!
(The scene iris' out. The first bumper plays. The next bumper plays. Mr. Strong is shown to have a collection of dumb-bells and is adding two new ones to his collection. A big dumb-bell and a small dumb-bell. Mr. Strong uses the big dumb-bell for a second, balances it on his finger, and places it on the shelf with his other dumb-bells. Mr. Strong then places the small dumb-bell on the top of the shelf. Mr. Strong flexes his muscles when all of a sudden, the weight the shelf is holding becomes too much and the shelf falls through the floor. Startling Mr. Strong. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small ride in on their flying machine pulling the next scene with them. The "Good Morning Dillydale" intro plays complete with the animation. The scene fades into the "Good Morning Dillydale studio with Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sitting behind their desk and Little Miss Naughty and Mr. Scatterbrain sitting in front of them on chairs)
Mr. Happy: Welcome back to "Good Morning Dillydale!"
(Everyone in Dillydale is shown in the audience applauding. Mr. Lazy leans on Mr. Persnickety's shoulder, startling the latter. The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Today we have some guests...
(Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Naughty smile)
Mr. Happy: Who's wonderful collections were collected collectively!
Miss Sunshine: Which is why they are called, "collectors!"
Mr. Happy: Exactly! Mr. Scatterbrain, why don't you start?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Certainly! (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a coil of rope)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I have this very nice coil of rope...
Audience (offscreen): Ooh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the coil of rope away and takes out a pineapple)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A pineapple...
Audience (offscreen): Ooh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a purple tennis ball)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A purple tennis ball...
Audience (offscreen): Oh!
Miss Sunshine: I don't understand the connection in that collection.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a piece of taffy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And this piece of taffy!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude, (now where Mr. Lazy was sitting) who stands up in his seat to get everyone's attention)
Mr. Rude: That is not a collection! You pea-brain!
Mr. Scatterbrain: But it's peppermint taffy!
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)
Mr. Happy: Well, what Mr. Rude means is, a collection is usually made up of things that have something in common! (laughs)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! W-why didn't ya say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves to get something)
Mr. Happy: Where did he go?
Miss Sunshine: So does that mean my drawer full of hair ribbons is a collection?
Mr. Happy: I suppose it does!
Miss Sunshine: How about my closet full of shoes?
Mr. Happy: Yes. That would be a collection too!
Miss Sunshine: How about my lawn full of grass?
(Mr. Happy looks at the camera in annoyance. Then he turns his attention to another collector, Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Happy: Say, Mr. Lazy! What do you have for us today?
(The scene cuts to Mr. Lazy. Mr. Lazy is standing in front of a table with remotes on it)
Mr. Lazy: I collect remote controls which make my life easier.
(Mr. Lazy shows everyone a remote he was holding)
Mr. Lazy: This one opens the refrigerator.
(The camera pans to a refrigerator. Mr. Lazy pushes a button on the remote and the lights turn off)
Miss Sunshine: My, it's dark in this refrigerator!
(The lights turn back on and Mr. Lazy takes out another remote)
Mr. Lazy: This one pulls up my socks.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote three times. This causes the phones of Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Messy, and Little Miss Helpful to ring. All three of them answer their phones. Mr. Scatterbrain returns carrying three monkeys on his shoulders)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I brought my collection!
Monkeys: (chattering)
(The camera pans to each monkey as Mr. Scatterbrain introduces them)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here's Myrna, Fritz...
Fritz: (squeaks)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And Fifi!
Fifi: (chatters)
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Three monkeys!
Monkeys: (chatters)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Wonderful! You do have a collection after all!
Mr. Lazy: My remote controls!
(Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi are shown playing with Mr. Lazy's remote controls and causing a little bit of chaos. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine leave to sort things out, leaving Little Miss Naughty alone)
Miss Naughty: They call that a collection?
(Little Miss Naughty walks behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine's desk)
Miss Naughty: I'll show them a real collection.
(Little Miss Naughty pulls out two whoopee cushions)
Miss Naughty: A collection of whoopee cushions! (laughs)
(Little Miss Naughty places the whoopee cushions on Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine's chairs)
Miss Naughty: Sometimes I just can't help myself!
(Little Miss Naughty confidently returns to her seat just as Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Scatterbrain return. The audience is heard applauding in the background)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha! Thank you, Myrna, Fritz, Fifi. Let's all sit down.
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sit down, activating the whoopie cushion. Causing them to make a farting sound)
Audience (offscreen): (gasps)
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are visibly embarrassed and the scene cuts back to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: For once, that was not me.
Audience: (laughs)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have. We'll see you next time on...
(The camera zooms out to show Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi waving goodbye as Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sign off)
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The screen fades to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. In the background, clapping is heard. Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons appear, then we see Mr. Scatterbrain hanging on one of them, and he lifts his hat. The next bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is shown to have a collection of plants and flowers. She places a new flower onto her shelf. Suddenly, a swarm of bees flies in from the right side of the screen and starts chasing Little Miss Calamity around. The scene cuts to Little Miss Daredevil leading Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong to a jet plane hanger. The three Mr. Men salute to the viewers upon arrival)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): I have a collection I share with my friends!
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying one of her jet planes. In a four-way split screen, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Messy are each flying one of Little Miss Daredevil's jet planes)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Flying high up in the sky, the fun never ends!
(Little Miss Daredevil separates from the pack and flies into the sky and does some sky drawing. When she finished, the camera zooms out to reveal that she drew a cat)
Cat (voiceover): Meow!
(Little Miss Daredevil returns to the group and all four of them soar across the sky in their jet plans and create a yellow, brown, and green background. Then, they fly across the screen in their jet planes. Transitioning the scene back to the blue sky. They fly downwards and Mr. Messy deviates from the group. He flies into the sky and does some sky drawing. When he finished, the camera zooms out to reveal that he did a self portrait of his face. Complete with a splat sound effect. Mr. Messy returns to the group. With Mr. Strong on top and Mr. Bounce on the bottom, the two Mr. Men work together to create their own piece of sky art. After soaring up and down, the scene cuts to reveal that Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce have created a robot. Complete with digital sound effects. Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong reunite and fly across the screen in a curve and create a brown, red, dark orange, orange, and yellow background)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): There's nothing I like better than a bird's eye view!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong fly across the screen in their jet planes. Transitioning the scene back to the blue sky)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): So, share your collections!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Messy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Strong in their jet planes and recreate the yellow, brown, and green background)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): You'll be glad when you do!
(Mr. Persnickety rises up and looks at the screen in disgust He then cleans the screen with cleaner and a rag and drops down smiling. This acts as a transition to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is shown to have a collection of first aid kits. Mr. Bump places a fist aid kit on a shelf and tries to walk away. Unfortunately, his bandage gets caught and Mr. Bump gets stuck. Mr. Bump tries to walk away, but he is eventually shot back onto the shelf and falls down, bringing all his first aid kits on top of him. The next scene shows Mr. Persnickety, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Messy sitting in Little Miss Helpful's living room for their first meeting of the Collection Club)
Miss Helpful: Welcome to the first meeting of "the Collection Club!" A chance for friends to come together and share their collections with one another!
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, Miss Helpful. Uh, do you mean to tell me that our club has just three members?
Miss Helpful: Well, it is only our first meeting. I'm sure everyone will want to join once they hear how fun it is! Mr. Persnickety, why don't you start?
Mr. Persnickety: Very well.
(Mr. Persnickety takes out a red-colored vacuum)
Mr. Persnickety: This is my very first vacuum cleaner. Excellent with dust and dog hair. Not that I would allow a dog in the house.
(Mr. Persnickety takes out an old vacuum)
Mr. Persnickety: Now this vacuum cleaner is 100 years old! Back when things were...filthy. It still works!
(Mr. Persnickety turns on the vacuum to prove his point)
Mr. Persnickety: And finally, the jewel of my collection...
(Mr. Persnickety takes out a modern, handheld vacuum)
Mr. Persnickety: THE TURBO TORNADO!!!
(Mr. Persnickety uses the "Turbo Tornado" to suck up Mr. Messy's sneakers right off of his feet)
Mr. Messy: Aw man! Those sneakers were just getting good and stinky!
Miss Helpful: Well, now that's what I call a vacuum!
Mr. Persnickety: Isn't it amazing?
(Mr. Persnickety sheds a tear)
Mr. Persnickety: It's nice to know people still appreciate the finer things in life.
Miss Helpful: How about you, Mr. Messy? Show us your collection!
Mr. Messy: I'd thought you'd never ask!
(Mr. Messy takes out a pizza box and dumps out old pizza crusts onto the table)
Mr. Messy: This is my collection of pizza crusts!
Mr. Persnickety: I think I am going to faint.
Miss Helpful: Woo-wee! Some of those look pretty old!
Mr. Messy: They are!
(Mr. Messy points to a pizza crust)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): This on here is ten years old!
Mr. Persnickety: Old? Stale pizza crusts?
Mr. Messy: Yeah! And best of all, no two crusts are alike!
Miss Helpful: Fascinating!
Mr. Persnickety: (groans in anger)
(Mr. Messy is shown holding a pizza crust)
Mr. Messy: (sighs) This was a pesto pizza!
(Mr. Messy holds up another pizza crust)
Mr. Messy: This one came from an extra cheese and olive.
(Mr. Messy holds up another pizza crust)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): This one was an anchovy.
Mr. Messy: But I ate it anyway.
Mr. Persnickety: Rotting food is not a collection. It's garbage!
Mr. Messy: Oh! I got other collections too!
(Mr. Messy takes out a ball of stinky socks)
Mr. Persnickety: Ooh! Is that what I think it is?
Mr. Messy: Yep! A pile of stinky socks!
(Mr. Messy places the socks onto the table)
Miss Helpful: Wow! Now that is a collection!
Mr. Messy: I know!
(Mr. Messy shows three types of stinky socks)
Mr. Messy: You've got your feet smell, your cheesy feet smell, your rotten eggs feet smell!
(Mr. Messy remembers something)
Mr. Messy: Oh wait! I almost forgot my other collection!
(Mr. Messy takes out a bowl full of dirt)
Miss Helpful: A collection of dirt?
(Mr. Messy starts putting dirt on top of the table)
Mr. Messy: How'd you know?
(Mr. Persnickety stands up)
Mr. Persnickety: That it! Mr. Messy...
(Mr. Messy looks at Mr. Persnickety in surprise)
Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): This is disgusting!
Mr. Persnickety: I can't allow you to dirty Miss Helpful's house any further!
Miss Helpful: Oh, it's alright.
Mr. Persnickety: Please, Miss Helpful. If we're ever going to teach Mr. Messy, we have to remain firm.
(Mr. Persnickety takes out the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Persnickety: I will have this cleaned up immediately.
(Mr. Persnickety turns on the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Messy: But those are my collections!!
Mr. Persnickety: I'm sorry, Mr. Messy. But filth does not count as a collection.
(The Turbo Tornado starts sucking up Mr. Messy's collections)
Mr. Persnickety: Perhaps, you should consider collecting brooms! Sponges! Soap!
Mr. Messy: That's crazy talk, Mr. P!
(Little Miss Helpful notices the vacuum bag expanding)
Miss Helpful: Uh, Mr. Persnickety!
Mr. Persnickety: Uh...not now, Miss Helpful!
(The Turbo Tornado continues to suck up Mr. Messy's collections and the bag is shown expanding)
Mr. Persnickety: Do tell me you own soap!
Mr. Messy: Oh! I have soap! Somewhere.
(The vacuum bag for the Turbo Tornado continues to grow)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Bu-bu-but Mr. Persnickety!
Mr. Persnickety: What do you mean, "somewhere!?"
Mr. Messy: I know I have some! It's with my sponge! I just don't know where they are right now!
Miss Helpful (offscreen): She's gonna blow!!
(The Turbo Tornado explodes and dirt, pizza crusts, and stinky socks get everywhere)
Miss Helpful: Well I'd say this first meeting of the Collection Club was a hit!
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Persnickety drops the remains of the Turbo Tornado)
Mr. Persnickety: (sobs)
(The scene iris' out. The next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is shown to have a collection of bird houses and is adding a new one to his collection. When he puts it on the shelf, a small bird flies onto his head. Mr. Grumpy isn't bothered, at first, but then a whole flock of birds lands on Mr. Grumpy and the bookshelf holding his collection of bird houses)
Birds: (squawking loudly)
(Mr. Noisy rises up onto the screen)
Mr. Noisy: (screams)
(Mr. Noisy's scream is accompanied by a loud siren. The screen to shatter and reveal the next scene. The next scene features Mr. Nervous in an unknown setting. Mr. Nervous is talking into a tape recorder)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Nervous here! I have stumbled upon a strange land. Where the sun burns hotter than a thousand...suns.
(Mr. Nervous starts walking around)
Mr. Nervous: No sign of life yet. Friendly or otherwise!
(Mr. Nervous turns around)
Mr. Nervous: Geh!
(The camera zooms out to reveal a giant tea cup)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous looks in a different direction)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh!
(The camera reveals that Mr. Nervous is looking at a giant pitcher. After the camera shows the pitcher to the viewers, Mr. Nervous looks in a different direction)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh!
(The camera reveals that Mr. Nervous is looking at a giant milk carton. The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is tiny and surrounded by all three giant objects)
Mr. Nervous: I'm in a land of giants! How did this happen?
(Mr. Nervous walks past a giant tape dispenser)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh! Slowly! G'eh!
(Mr. Nervous passes a giant pencil next to the giant tape dispenser)
Mr. Nervous: Easy does it!
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is behind a pencil container that has fallen over and partially spilled the three pencils it was holding. A snapping sound is heard)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous falls over)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): No! The giant who set a trap!
(Mr. Nervous is revealed to be trapped by a giant paperclip. Mr. Nervous struggles to break free)
Mr. Nervous: (grunts) A paperclip! Oh, these giants are clever! Geh!
(Mr. Nervous frees himself from the paperclip)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Nervous starts running for his life)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous hides behind a giant pencil)
Mr. Nervous: (sighs) Geh.
(Mr. Nervous starts talking into his tape recorder again)
Mr. Nervous: I have made it to the pencil.
(Mr. Nervous realizes something)
Mr. Nervous: Geh! Oh no! What if the giants need to...write something?
(Mr. Nervous jumps onto the pencil and starts log rolling on it as fast as he can)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh! Oh! Gah! Ooh! Oh!
(Mr. Nervous jumps off the pencil and bounces off a giant stapler. Mr. Nervous lands in it but stops it from stapling him)
Mr. Nervous: (sighs) That's it! This is the end!
(A bright light from a giant desk lamp shines down onto Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous does a barrel roll out of the giant stapler just before it closes. Mr. Nervous runs away as a giant pink hand adjusts the desk lamp)
Mr. Nervous: Geh! Oh!
(Mr. Nervous reaches the edge of the giant desk and looks down. He then slides down the cord of the desk lamp like a firefighter does down a fire pole)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous runs behind a giant potted plant)
Mr. Nervous: (sighs) Safe for now!
(The giant pink hand reaches for Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous braces for the grab when the daydream sequence ends. It is revealed that Little Miss Chatterbox is simply showing Mr. Nervous her collection of doll house furniture)
Miss Chatterbox: How do you like my doll house furniture, Mr. Nervous?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows a trembling Mr. Nervous a tiny armchair)
Miss Chatterbox: I just got this new chair! Isn't it the cutest?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous a tiny lamp)
Miss Chatterbox: I just love collecting miniature furniture! Have you seen the teeny stapler?
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous the teeny stapler)
Miss Chatterbox: It really works! Let me show you.
(Little Miss Chatterbox shows Mr. Nervous that the teeny stapler works like a normal stapler, but this freaks Mr. Nervous out)
Mr. Nervous: GIANT, SCARY STAPLE MONSTER!!! (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in terror)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh! No! No! No!
(Little Miss Chatterbox looks to the viewers in confusion. The scene iris' out and the scene transitions to the ending scene where some previous happenings from the episode play. Starting with Little Miss Calamity showing Mr. Strong her collection of extremely breakable glass animals)
Narrator: Once you start collecting something...
(Myrna, Fritz, and Fifi are shown playing with Mr. Lazy's remote controls)
Narrator: It can be difficult to stop!
(Mr. Persnickety is shown holding the remains of the Turbo Tornado in Little Miss Helful's filth covered living room with Mr. Messy and Little Miss Helpful present)
Narrator: But that's what makes life exciting! And brings friends...
(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Little Miss Helpful's table, breaking it in the process)
Narrator: Even closer together!
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)