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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big dark yellow screen comes up with "Construction" written on it with a plank of wood, a hammer, a screwdriver, three nails, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds hammering, drilling, and sawing are heard)
(The episode begins at a construction site. A steel beam lifter is shown moving beams around)
Narrator: It's the age of construction in Dillydale. Everywhere you look, magnificent structures are being built.
(Mr. Nervous is shown hanging for dear life from a beam as it is being lifted into the air)
Narrator: From soaring skyscrapers...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Stubborn working on the construction of a barn. Unfortunately, the barn completely falls apart. Mr. Stubborn hears the noise and becomes increasingly frustrated over the realization that he has to start over)
Narrator: To simple barns. Each project...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful looking at the blueprints for a construction project)
Narrator: The result of skilled builders.
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful shake hands)
Narrator: It takes real collaboration to get the job done. And the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Helpful grabs a wooden beam that was lying behind her and places it over her shoulder. Accidentally knocking Mr. Bump to the ground in the process)
Narrator: Are the very model of teamwork!
(Little Miss Helpful walks away with the wooden beam and Mr. Bump looks at her)
Narrator: More or less.
(The first scene begins with Little Miss Whoops in a bulldozer and Mr. Strong giving her instructions on what she has to do)
Mr. Strong: It's very simple, Miss Whoops. You need to...
(The camera pans to four houses. Three of them have a giant red dot on the front)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Knock down the three houses with a giant red dot painted on the front.
(Little Miss Whoops notices a house without a dot and points to it)
Miss Whoops: What about the one without a dot?
(Mr. Quiet exits out of the house without a dot and walks down the path to get his newspaper)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Oh, that's Mr. Quiet's house! Whatever you do, don't touch that one!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Whoops gives a thumbs up to let him know that she understands what she has to do)
Miss Whoops: Got it, Mr. Strong.
Mr. Strong: She's all yours.
(Mr. Strong knocks on the shovel part of the bulldozer and accidentally breaks of a piece of the machine)
Mr. Strong: Oh, pickles!
(Mr. Strong picks up the piece of the bulldozer he broke off and walks away)
Mr. Strong: I hardly touched it!
(Little Miss Whoops starts up the bulldozer. She fiddles with the levers that control the bulldozer as it starts steaming and pouring out exhaust. The bulldozer moves forward slowly. The bulldozer passes Mr. Quiet's house with Mr. Quiet watching. Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer towards the house with the red dot that's farthest away. Just as she makes it, she accidentally throws the bulldozer into reverse and the bulldozer runs over Mr. Quiet's three garden gnomes that are in front of his house. Shattering them in the process. Mr. Quiet sees this and is upset with this)
Mr. Quiet: That's my gnomes!
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops manages to stop the bulldozer for a moment)
Miss Whoops: Sorry, Mr. Quiet! What happen again!
(Little Miss Whoops moves the bulldozer's levers around and manages to lift up the scoop part of the bulldozer. The bulldozer starts moving at a much faster speed and heads straight for Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet runs out of the way before the bulldozer can hit him. The bulldozer ends up knocking over Mr. Quiet's palm tree that's outside his house. Then the bulldozer starts chasing Mr. Quiet with Little Miss Whoops realizing that driving a bulldozer is not as easy as it looks)
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
Miss Whoops: There's got to be a stop button somewhere in here.
Mr. Quiet: Okay, not funny! Not funny!
(Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer over Mr. Quiet's car. Crushing it in the process)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops throws the bulldozer into reverse and ends up backing into Mr. Quiet's house. Demolishing it in the process)
Miss Whoops: Um...help! I can't stop this thing!
(Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer (in reverse) away. Taking Mr. Quiet's roof with the bulldozer leaving only a TV and armchair intact)
Mr. Quiet: (screams) Yeah, run over it again, while you're about it.
(Mr. Quiet walks back to the remains of his house)
Mr. Quiet: Okay, I am not happy.
(Mr. Quiet sits down in his chair)
Mr. Quiet: (sighs) What a day. Hmm.
(Mr. Quiet takes out the TV remote and turns on his TV)
Mr. Quiet: Hmm.
Mr. Bounce (on the TV): Welcome back to the "Peace and Tranquility channel."
(Little Miss Daredevil pushes the scene away while flying on her rocket boots. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down that is meant to destroy the building that is behind the wooden fence, a balloon in the shape of a pink bunny inflates above Mr. Scatterbrain. Much to Mr. Noisy's bewilderment and everyone else's surprise. A plethora of Little Miss Sunshine's faces surround the screen, then disappear. The next scene is at a the construction site of a tall skyscraper. On the ground, Mr. Nosey is looking through a fence surrounding the site with Mr. Small standing next to him. The camera pans upwards and shows Mr. Nervous at the top construction site screwing a screw into one of the beams)
Mr. Nervous: (humming nervously
(Mr. Nervous loses his grip on the screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps)
(The screwdriver falls to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: Dropped it!
(Mr. Nervous looks at the viewers in disappointment)
Mr. Nervous: Oh. That was my lucky screwdriver!
(Three I-beams rise up in a bridge-like path near where Mr. Nervous is standing. On the 2nd I-beam is Mr. Nervous' screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers) Oh so close...
(The camera zooms in on the screwdriver teetering on the edge of the 2nd I-beam)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Yet so far!
(Mr. Nervous starts preparing to balance on the balance beam of I-beams)
Mr. Nervous: (grunts)
(Mr. Nervous jumps to the first I-beam and grabs it by the edge, dangling off it in the process)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps) Oh! Woah!
(Mr. Nervous pulls himself up onto the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I-I can do this!
(Mr. Nervous starts crawling across the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I can do this! (grunts and whimpers)
(Mr. Nervous reaches for his screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! I can do this!
(Mr. Nervous grabs his screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: (grunts)
(Mr. Nervous falls in between both I-beams. Only the screwdriver, which is caught on both I-beams, prevents Mr. Nervous from plummeting to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps and whimpers) (breathes heavily)
(Mr. Nervous grabs both I-beams and pulls himself up onto the second I-beam. The screwdriver anchors Mr. Nervous into place)
Mr. Nervous: (hyperventilates) (sighs in relief)
(The I-beam starts tipping)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(The I-beam rotates to a straight vertical line)
Mr. Nervous: (shrieks) No! No! No! No! No! (screams) Oh!
(The screwdriver starts sliding down the I-beam and so does Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous is shown hanging onto the screwdriver for dear life as only the tip of it is keeping him from falling. A pigeon flies onto the beam and starts pecking at the screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous lets go of the screwdriver and grabs the I-beam with his hand. The pigeon flies a little bit away from Mr. Nervous. The screwdriver falls to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: Fly away, little birdie!
(Mr. Nervous looks down)
Mr. Nervous: M-oh! Oh!
(The screwdriver is shown falling to the ground out of sight)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Nervous, dangling from the edge of the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I-yee! I can't do it! I can't do it!
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous merely building a toy construction site with Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: Come on, Mr. Nervous! I am not getting any younger here!
(Mr. Nervous grabs the screwdriver that's on the table)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Ooh! Okay.
(Mr. Nervous starts using his screwdriver on the model)
Mr. Nervous: Kay. Turn! Hey! T-turn!
(The model falls apart)
Mr. Nervous: Oh no! No-ho-ho!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Rude: That Mr. Nervous is as soft as lukewarm butter!
(The scene iris' out. A dance video starring Mr. Messy plays)
Miss Scary (voiceover): Make a scary face! Do the scary dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
(Mr. Lazy walks to the center of the screen)
Mr. Lazy: (yawns)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Lazy's mouth where the second bumper is shown. Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down that is meant to destroy the building that is behind the wooden fence, several more building rise up behind the fence. Much to everyone's bewilderment. Little Miss Helpful comes up onscreen and paints the next scene with a paint roller. The next scene shows with Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn working on a building project together)
Mr. Bump: Well, uh! Mr. Stubborn! According to these plans, we should start by.....
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Building the door frame.
(Mr. Stubborn does a take upon hearing Mr. Bump's suggestion)
Mr. Stubborn: (grumbles) These plans are cheap! A waste of paper. Building a barn is second nature to me.
(Mr. Bump gives Mr. Stubborn an unsure look)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): I've done it a thousand and three times!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs a plank of wood)
Mr. Stubborn: Now!
(Mr. Stubborn swings the plank of wood over his shoulder and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with it. This knocks Mr. Bump to the ground)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
Mr. Stubborn: Let's get to work.
Mr. Bump: Ow! Ow!
(Mr. Stubborn sees Mr. Bump on the ground)
Mr. Stubborn: Taking a break so soon? We haven't hammered in a single nail!
(Mr. Bump pick himself up)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Come on!
Mr. Bump: (groans) Alright!
(Mr. Stubborn swings the plank of wood over his shoulder and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with it again)
Mr. Bump: (grunts) Ow!
(Mr. Bump is thrown back to the workbench. Mr. Bump hits the workbench and one of the blueprints unrolls and surrounds Mr. Bump's back)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(The blueprint rolls back up and traps Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (muffled): (incoherent noises)
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn about to hammer a nail into the frame. Mr. Bump is watching from the sidelines. Mr. Stubborn flips the hammer and catches it in the same hand)
Mr. Bump: Ready.
(Mr. Stubborn tries to hammer in the nail but misses and lets go of the nail. The nail soars above Mr. Bump's head and lands in a paint can with the pointy end poking a hole in the paint can. Paint squirts out like a leak in a pipe and purple paint is splattered on Mr. Bump's face)
Mr. Bump: Hmmm!
(Mr. Stubborn looks at a nail)
Mr. Stubborn: These nails are cheap!
(Mr. Bump wipes the paint off his face)
Mr. Bump: Perhaps, you should tap them in a little further to start with.
Mr. Stubborn: I've been hammering nails since I was a wee baby!
(Mr. Bump glares in annoyance to the viewers)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): I know a thing or two about how it's done.
(Mr. Stubborn grabs his hammer again)
Mr. Bump: Hmmm, Yeah right.
(Mr. Stubborn flips the hammer and catches it in the same hand. Mr. Stubborn tries to hammer in the nail but misses and lets go of the nail)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The nail soars above Mr. Bump's head and lands on a paintbrush. The paintbrush is flung into the air and hits Mr. Bump in the face, covering it with purple paint.)
Mr. Bump: Hmm!
(Mr. Stubborn looks at a plank of wood)
Mr. Stubborn: This wood is cheap!
(Mr. Stubborn throws the plank onto a plank that acts like a lever. A third plank that was on the other end of the second plank is launched into the air)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): No!
(The plank heads towards Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: No!
(The plank hits Mr. Bump on the head and Mr. Bump falls to the ground)
Mr. Bump: Ow!!!
Mr. Stubborn: Get up and stop being so lazy!
(Mr. Bump gets up)
Mr. Bump: You!?
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Bump working inside the barn hammering in a plank of wood. Mr. Stubborn hammers a nail into the wood. The wood Mr. Bump was holding into place bends and launches him out of the frame)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump lands in the plans offscreen)
Mr. Stubborn: You are not still worrying about those plans!
(Mr. Bump is shown wrapped up in the plans again)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (muffled): Oh no.
(Mr. Bump comes out from inside the plans)
Mr. Bump: They just broke my fall.
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn standing inside the completed barn. A nervous Mr. Bump walks up to him.
Mr. Bump: Excuse me, Mr. Stubborn. I can't help but notice that we uh, didn't build any, uh, doors or, uh...windows.
(The camera zooms out to show the barn is windowless and door-less. Meaning that Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn are trapped inside the barn with no way out)
Mr. Bump: See? The plans here show
(The camera cuts to the blueprints unraveled on the bench)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): A large door and-
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): The plans!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: Is that all you can think about?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Uh, it's just...
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn stuck inside the barn)
Mr. Bump: This is a barn! How are the cows supposed to come and go if there aren't any doors?
Mr. Stubborn: They'll find a way. A cow is a crafty beast.
Mr. Bump: Okay. But…
(The scene cuts to show the cows outside the barn)
Mr. Bump (from inside the barn): How are we gonna get out of here!
Cows: (mooing)
(Various clones of Mr. Strong appear on screen with a whip sound accompanying each one. They fall down from the screen and the next third bumper plays. Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, Mr. Noisy inflates to the size of a hot air balloon and floats away. Much to everyone's bewilderment and Mr. Noisy's concern. A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Mr. Bounce. The camera zooms into Mr. Bounce's mouth, revealing the next scene. Scraping the Skyline plays)
Mr. Grumpy: "🎵Rivet by rivet and beam by beam
We're building buildings like you never have seen
With solid foundations and roofs made of steel
We're building buildings with the Dillydale appeal
You gotta put it together! It's a Mr. Men art
Put it together so it won't fall apart🎵"
Mr. Grumpy and Backup Singers: "🎵Scraping the skylines! The higher they go!
We're building buildings that we'll never outgrow!🎵
Scraping the skylines! The higher they go!
We're building buildings that we'll never outgrow!🎵"
Mr. Grumpy: "D'oooh"
Mr. Grumpy:🎵Girder by girder and nail by nail
We're building buildings for all of Dillydale!
Oh yeah!🎵"
(The screen irises out. The fourth bumper plays. Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, A sink hole forms underneath the crowd of people pleasant and they all fall into the ground. Much to Mr. Noisy's concern. Mr. Tickle's long arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (voiceover): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next scene begins. The next scene is at a construction site. Little Miss Chatterbox is seated inside of a crane while Mr. Grumpy is standing close by working as Little Miss Chatterbox's boss)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm so happy you gave me the job, Mr. Grumpy. Because when I saw that you needed a crane operator, I thought to myself, "how hard can it be?"
(Mr. Grumpy is shown writing on his clipboard)
Miss Chatterbox: Pick something up, put it down. It's not rocket science.
(Mr. Grumpy realizes something)
Mr. Grumpy: You're telling me you never done this before, Miss Chatterbox?!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, absolutely not! Although once, I had to catch a one-legged ostrich with a butterfly net. (chuckles) Now that was hard! How do you start this thing?
Mr. Grumpy: Turn the key.
(Little Miss Chatterbox starts the crane up and puts her hands on the controls)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, I get it now! It just like driving a car!!
(Mr. Grumpy writes something down on his clipboard)
Mr. Grumpy (in an unamused tone): Oh good! You can drive a car.
Miss Chatterbox: No. No. Not at all. But I have seen on TV about a thousand-million times.
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives away in the crane)
Mr. Grumpy: I just know I'm going to regret this!
(Mr. Grumpy writes something down on his clipboard. The camera cuts over to Little Miss Chatterbox. Little Miss Chatterbox's cellphone rings)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps)
(Little Miss Chatterbox answers her cellphone while she continues driving the crane)
Miss Chatterbox: Miss Chatterbox speaking. Oh hi, Mr. Nosey, What am I doing? (giggles) I'm actually driving a crane.
(The camera cuts over to three port-a-loos and Little Miss Calamity is shown running towards them with the urge to powder her nose)
Miss Calamity: Oh, finally! I found a loo!
(Little Miss Calamity opens the door to the port-a-looin the middle and runs inside)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine. She uses the crane to pick up and drop an I-beam)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh no, it's really easy.
(Little Miss Chatterbox uses the crane to pick up and drop a pile of wooden planks)
Miss Chatterbox: It's just knobs and levers; Red, orange, green.
(Little Miss Chatterbox positions the crane jaws over the port-a-loo Little Miss Calamity ran into)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): And some picking stuff up!
(The crane jaws grab the port-a-loo. Inside the port-a-loo, Little Miss Calamity feels the shaking as the port-a-loois picked up)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh no!
(Little Miss Calamity realizes that something is wrong)
Miss Calamity: This doesn't seem right.
(Little Miss Calamity opens the door and find that she is up in a port-a-loo that is in the jaws of a crane. The crane has pulled the port-a-loo high into the air)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity falls out of the port-a-loo but manages to grab the edge of it and soon starts dangling and swinging from the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: Oh! I should've know this happened! Oh-ho-hoo! (gasps)
(The camera cuts back down to Little Miss Chatterbox. She is still on the phone, blindly moving the levers of the crane)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Nosey, I cannot believe that you read his diary!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity swinging from the port-a-loo as the port-a-loo swings from the crane)
Miss Calamity: Help! Help!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: It doesn't matter if it was about you or not.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity swinging from the port-a-loo as the port-a-loo swings from the crane)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Hello? Ooh!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: Somethings are just private. Did he write about me?
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives the crane forward; oblivious to the fact that she has a port-a-loo in the crane's jaws and that Little Miss Calamity is hanging for dear life from the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity manages to pull herself back into the port-a-loo and closes the door behind her. Little Miss Chatterbox drives past Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle sees something up ahead and waves his arms to warn Little Miss Chatterbox about it)
Mr. Tickle: Miss Chatterbox! Stop!
(Little Miss Chatterbox waves at Mr. Tickle)
Miss Chatterbox: Hi, Mr. Tickle. See you at lunch.
(Little Miss Chatterbox crashes into a fence that separates the construction site from the zoo)
Miss Chatterbox: D'ah.
(Little Miss Chatterbox fiddles with the levers and soon lowers the port-a-loo into a gorilla enclosure)
(A gorilla opens the port-a-loo door)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
Gorilla: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity sees the gorilla)
Miss Calamity: (gasps)
(Little Miss Calamity shuts herself inside the port-a-loo in fear)
Miss Calamity (from inside the port-a-loo): Big hairy beast!
Gorilla: (growls)
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I mean anyone can operate a crane it's so simple.
(The crane pulls the port-a-loo back up and out of the gorilla enclosure. The gorilla is shown hanging from the edge of the port-a-loo and waves to the viewers)
Gorilla: (belches)
(The camera cuts to inside the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: What a calamity!
(The camera cuts back outside. The gorilla is dangling from the port-a-loo with one hand. The door opens again)
Miss Calamity: Ooh
(Little Miss Calamity falls out of the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: Wha?!
(Little Miss Calamity ends up handing from the gorilla's foot)
Miss Calamity: (gasps)
(The port-a-loo, the gorilla, and Little Miss Calamity dangle and swing from the crane)
Miss Calamity: (yelps) Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Woah!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox; sitting in the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm not sure about this job though, Mr. Nosey. To be honest, it's a bit boring.
(The crane shakes and so does the port-a-loo, The gorilla, and Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: What! Oh! Oh-ho
(Little Miss Calamity climbs up the gorilla back into the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: Woah! (breathes hard)
(The gorilla climbs up into the port-a-loo with Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Help!
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives the crane in reverse back to Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, dear! The boss is here! I better go.
(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up and parks the crane)
Miss Chatterbox: No offense, Mr. Grumpy. But a construction job just isn't for me.
(Little Miss Chatterbox gets out of the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I really need something more challenging.
(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)
Mr. Grumpy: Good help is hard to find.
(The crane machine drops the port-a-loo near Mr. Grumpy. An excited Little Miss Calamity runs out of the port-a-loo)
Miss Calamity: Oh that's better!
(Little Miss Calamity kisses the ground in thankfulness, and runs away. Mr. Grumpy walks towards the viewers befuddled over what he just witnessed)
Mr. Grumpy: That’s what I called an odd duck.
(The gorilla opens the port-a-loo's door and grabs Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: (yelps)
(The gorilla pulls Mr. Grumpy into the port-a-loo and closes the door. Sounds of a struggle are heard inside)
Gorilla (from inside the port-a-loo) (bellows and screeches)
(The screen iris' out. The ending scene begins with Mr. Noisy trying to implode a building that's behind a wooden fence with Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet in attendance. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, Mr. Noisy inflates to the size of a hot air balloon and floats away. Much to everyone's bewilderment and Mr. Noisy's concern.)
Narrator: So you see, the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale...
(The camera pans to a construction site where a skyscraper is being built. A crane is moving an I-beam around)
Narrator: Are quite handy when it comes to construction.
(Little Miss Whoops is shown operating a bulldozer)
Narrator: They know that great care...
(Mr. Bounce is shown wearing a cable that is connected to the chimney of his house. Mr. Bounce is bouncing all around making several holes in his roof)
Narrator: And hard work will produce buildings...
(The camera pans over to the barn Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn built. Now painted and all finished (minus the lack of doors and windows))
Narrator: That will last a lifetime.
(The barn Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Bump had built falls apart. On the plus side, the two Mr. Men are now free! The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(The scene takes place outside Mr. Bounce's house. Mr. Bounce is shown walking towards a ladder past a pile of roof shingles)
Mr. Bounce: (humming)
(Mr. Bounce climbs up the ladder)
Mr. Bounce: (humming)
(Mr. Bounce hammers a shingle into place on the roof. After finishing hammering, Mr. Bounce looks at the viewers, drops his hammer, and loses his balance)
Mr. Bounce: Oh! Woah! Woah! Woah! Oh!
(Mr. Bounce falls off the roof, bounces off the pile of shingles, and starts bouncing all around Dillydale)
Mr. Bounce: Woah! Whee!
(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring though the air)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce bounce off of a pile of wood, breaking a few planks in the process)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring through the air again)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Pernickety is shown standing in front of a cement mixer. Mr. Bounce bounces off of it and cement comes out and covers Mr. Pernickety from head to toe)
Mr. Bounce: Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring through the air again)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown sitting inside the bulldozer with her eyes closed. She is not driving it. Mr. Bounce bounces in the scooper part of the bulldozer and is boomeranged back towards his house)
Mr. Bounce: Woo!
(Little Miss Whoops opens her eyes upon hearing the commotion. Mr. Bounce is shown soaring through the air again)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce soars through the air back to his house and crash lands through the roof; leaving behind a huge hole)
Mr. Bounce (from inside his house): Woah!
(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bounce is fixing the hole in his roof but has tethered himself with a bungee rope to his chimney. After hammering in the final nail, Mr. Bounce turns towards the viewer)
Mr. Bounce: Hmm! Ah!
(Mr. Bounce winks. Mr. Bounce then starts falling off the roof)
Mr. Bounce: (yelps) Aah!
(Instead of falling off the roof and landing on the ground, the bungee cord bungees Mr. Bounce back up)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce starts bouncing on the roof; leaving behind holes everywhere he bounces. Six holes to be exact)
Mr. Bounce: Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh! Eeeh! Aah!
(The scene, once again, transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bounce is now not only tethered to the chimney of his house via bungee rope, he is also wearing big, heavy boots. Mr. Bounce finishes hammering in the final nail and turns towards the viewers in happiness)
Mr. Bounce: (laughs) Hello!
(Mr. Bounce and his heavy shoes fall through his roof)
Mr. Bounce (from inside the house): Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce is shown inside his house. His heavy shoes have come off and he is dangling from the rope that is supporting him)
Mr. Bounce: Hmm…
(The rope snaps)
Mr. Bounce: Ooh!
(Mr. Bounce bounces off the shoes through the hole in the roof)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce soars through the air)
Mr. Bounce: Ha!
(The scene cuts to a construction site. On a beam from the building being constructed, Mr. Grumpy is shown eating his lunch. Mr. Grumpy is munching on a banana when Mr. Bounce lands in his lunchbox)
Mr. Bounce: Ooh! Hello!
Mr. Grumpy: You'd better not have squashed my liver-sausage!
(The screen iris' out and the scene ends)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big dark yellow screen comes up with "Construction" written on it with a plank of wood, a hammer, a screwdriver, three nails, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds hammering, drilling, and sawing are heard)
(The episode begins at a construction site. A steel beam lifter is shown moving beams around)
Narrator: It's the age of construction in Dillydale. Everywhere you look, magnificent structures are being built.
(Mr. Nervous is shown hanging for dear life from a beam as it is being lifted into the air)
Narrator: From soaring skyscrapers...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Stubborn working on the construction of a barn. Unfortunately, the barn completely falls apart. Mr. Stubborn hears the noise and becomes increasingly frustrated over the realization that he has to start over)
Narrator: To simple barns. Each project...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful looking at the blueprints for a construction project)
Narrator: The result of skilled builders!
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful shake hands)
Narrator: It takes real collaboration to get the job done. And the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Helpful grabs a wooden beam that was lying behind her and places it over her shoulder. Accidentally knocking Mr. Bump to the ground in the process)
Narrator: Are the very model of teamwork!
(Little Miss Helpful walks away with the wooden beam and Mr. Bump looks at her)
Narrator: More or less.
(The first scene begins with Little Miss Whoops in a bulldozer and Mr. Strong giving her instructions on what she has to do)
Mr. Strong: Yo, it's very simple, Miss Whoops.
(The camera pans to four houses. Three of them have a giant red dot on the front)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): I need you to demolish those three houses with the giant red dot painted on the side.
(Little Miss Whoops notices a house without a dot and points to it)
Miss Whoops: What about the one without a dot?
(Mr. Quiet exits out of the house without a dot and walks down the path to get his newspaper)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Oh, that's Mr. Quiet's house! Whatever you do, don't touch that one!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Whoops gives a thumbs up to let him know that she understands what she has to do)
Miss Whoops: Got it, Mr. Strong!
Mr. Strong: She's all yours!
(Mr. Strong knocks on the shovel part of the bulldozer and accidentally breaks of a piece of the machine)
Mr. Strong: Aw pickles!
(Mr. Strong picks up the piece of the bulldozer he broke off and walks away)
Mr. Strong: I hardly touched it!
(Little Miss Whoops starts up the bulldozer. She fiddles with the levers that control the bulldozer as it starts steaming and pouring out exhaust. The bulldozer moves forward slowly. The bulldozer passes Mr. Quiet's house with Mr. Quiet watching. Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer towards the house with the red dot that's farthest away. Just as she makes it, she accidentally throws the bulldozer into reverse and the bulldozer runs over Mr. Quiet's three garden gnomes that are in front of his house. Shattering them in the process. Mr. Quiet sees this and is upset with this)
Mr. Quiet: M-m-my gnomes!
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops manages to stop the bulldozer for a moment)
Miss Whoops: Sorry, Mr. Quiet. Won't happen again!
(Little Miss Whoops moves the bulldozer's levers around and manages to lift up the scoop part of the bulldozer. The bulldozer starts moving at a much faster speed and heads straight for Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: No! No! (yelps)
(Mr. Quiet runs out of the way before the bulldozer can hit him. The bulldozer ends up knocking over Mr. Quiet's palm tree that's outside his house. Then the bulldozer starts chasing Mr. Quiet with Little Miss Whoops realizing that driving a bulldozer is not as easy as it looks)
Mr. Quiet: (screaming)
Miss Whoops: There's gotta be a stop button here somewhere in here.
Mr. Quiet: Okay. Not funny! Not funny! Not-
(Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer over Mr. Quiet's car. Crushing it in the process)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops throws the bulldozer into reverse and ends up backing into Mr. Quiet's house. Demolishing it in the process)
Miss Whoops: Uh...help! I can't stop this thing!
(Little Miss Whoops drives the bulldozer (in reverse) away. Taking Mr. Quiet's roof with the bulldozer leaving only a TV and armchair intact)
Mr. Quiet: Arrgh! Dang! Run over it again while you're at it.
(Mr. Quiet walks back to the remains of his house)
Mr. Quiet: Okay, I am not happy.
(Mr. Quiet sits down in his chair)
Mr. Quiet: (sighs) Yeah. What a day.
(Mr. Quiet takes out the TV remote and turns on his TV)
Mr. Bounce (on the TV): Welcome back to the "Peace and Tranquility channel."
(Little Miss Daredevil pushes the scene away while flying on her rocket boots. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down that is meant to destroy the building that is behind the wooden fence, a balloon in the shape of a pink bunny inflates above Mr. Scatterbrain. Much to Mr. Noisy's bewilderment and everyone else's surprise. A plethora of Little Miss Sunshine's faces surround the screen, then disappear. The next scene is at a the construction site of a tall skyscraper. On the ground, Mr. Nosey is looking through a fence surrounding the site with Mr. Small standing next to him. The camera pans upwards and shows Mr. Nervous at the top construction site screwing a screw into one of the beams. Mr. Nervous loses his grip on the screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: Geh!
(The screwdriver falls to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: G'ah!
(Mr. Nervous looks at the viewers in disappointment)
Mr. Nervous: That was my lucky screwdriver!
(Three I-beams rise up in a bridge-like path near where Mr. Nervous is standing. On the 2nd I-beam is Mr. Nervous' screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: (scoffs) Oh so close...
(The camera zooms in on the screwdriver teetering on the edge of the 2nd I-beam)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Yet so far!
(Mr. Nervous starts preparing to balance on the balance beam of I-beams)
Mr. Nervous: G'ah! (yelps)
(Mr. Nervous jumps to the first I-beam and grabs it by the edge, dangling off it in the process)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! I...
(Mr. Nervous pulls himself up onto the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I can do this!
(Mr. Nervous starts crawling across the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I can do this! (grunts and whimpers)
(Mr. Nervous reaches for his screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: I can do this!
(Mr. Nervous grabs his screwdriver but fall in between both I-beams. Only the screwdriver, which is caught on both I-beams, prevents Mr. Nervous from plummeting to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh! (breathes heavily) Oh!
(Mr. Nervous grabs both I-beams and pulls himself up onto the second I-beam. The screwdriver anchors Mr. Nervous into place)
Mr. Nervous: (hyperventilates) (sighs in relief)
(The I-beam starts tipping)
Mr. Nervous: Geh!
(The I-beam rotates to a straight vertical line)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! No! No! No! No! N-n-n-no! Aah! Oh!
(The screwdriver starts sliding down the I-beam and so does Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous is shown hanging onto the screwdriver for dear life as only the tip of it is keeping him from falling. A pigeon flies onto the beam and starts pecking at the screwdriver)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh!
(Mr. Nervous lets go of the screwdriver and grabs the I-beam with his hand. The pigeon flies a little bit away from Mr. Nervous. The screwdriver falls to the ground)
Mr. Nervous: Fly away, birdie!
(Mr. Nervous looks down)
Mr. Nervous: G'eh! Oh!
(The screwdriver is shown falling to the ground out of sight)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh dear!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Nervous, dangling from the edge of the I-beam)
Mr. Nervous: I-I-oh! I-I-I can't! I can't do it! I can't!
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous merely building a toy construction site with Mr. Rude)
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)
Mr. Rude: Come on, Mr. Nervous! I am not getting any younger here!
(Mr. Nervous grabs the screwdriver that's on the table)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Geh. Okay.
(Mr. Nervous starts using his screwdriver on the model)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Turn.
(The model falls apart)
Mr. Nervous: No! No! No-ho! No!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Rude: That Mr. Nervous is as soft as lukewarm butter!
(The scene iris' out. A dance video starring Mr. Messy plays)
Miss Scary (voiceover): Make that scary face! Give me that scary dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
(Mr. Lazy walks to the center of the screen)
Mr. Lazy: (yawns)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Lazy's mouth where the second bumper is shown. Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down that is meant to destroy the building that is behind the wooden fence, several more building rise up behind the fence. Much to everyone's bewilderment. Little Miss Helpful comes up onscreen and paints the next scene with a paint roller. The next scene shows with Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn working on a building project together)
Mr. Bump: Well, uh, Mr. Stubborn. According to these plans we should start by building the door frame.
(Mr. Stubborn does a take upon hearing Mr. Bump's suggestion)
Mr. Stubborn: These plans are CHEAP!! Waste of paper! Building a barn is second nature to me.
(Mr. Bump gives Mr. Stubborn an unsure look)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Done it a thousand times!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs a plank of wood)
Mr. Stubborn: Now,
(Mr. Stubborn swings the plank of wood over his shoulder and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with it. This knocks Mr. Bump to the ground)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
Mr. Stubborn: Let's get to work.
Mr. Bump: (groans) Ow!
(Mr. Stubborn sees Mr. Bump on the ground)
Mr. Stubborn: Taking a break so soon? We haven't hammered in a single nail!
(Mr. Bump pick himself up)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Come on!
Mr. Bump: (groans) Alright.
(Mr. Stubborn swings the plank of wood over his shoulder and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with it again)
Mr. Bump: D'oh!
(Mr. Bump is thrown back to the workbench)
Mr. Bump: Oh, not again!
(Mr. Bump hits the workbench and one of the blueprints unrolls and surrounds Mr. Bump's back)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(The blueprint rolls back up and traps Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (muffled): (incoherent noises)
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn about to hammer a nail into the frame. Mr. Bump is watching from the sidelines. Mr. Stubborn flips the hammer and catches it in the same hand)
Mr. Bump: Okay.
(Mr. Stubborn tries to hammer in the nail but misses and lets go of the nail. The nail soars above Mr. Bump's head and lands in a paint can with the pointy end poking a hole in the paint can. Paint squirts out like a leak in a pipe and purple paint is splattered on Mr. Bump's face. Mr. Stubborn looks at a nail)
Mr. Stubborn: These nails are cheap!
(Mr. Bump wipes the paint off his face)
Mr. Bump: Uh, perhaps you should tap them in a little further to start.
Mr. Stubborn: I've been hammering nails since I was a weak baby!
(Mr. Bump glares in annoyance to the viewers)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): I think I know a thing or two about how it's done.
(Mr. Stubborn grabs his hammer again)
Mr. Bump: Yeah, right.
(Mr. Stubborn flips the hammer and catches it in the same hand. Mr. Stubborn tries to hammer in the nail but misses and lets go of the nail)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The nail soars above Mr. Bump's head and lands on a paintbrush. The paintbrush is flung into the air and hits Mr. Bump in the face, covering it with purple paint. Mr. Stubborn looks at a plank of wood)
Mr. Stubborn: This wood is cheap!
(Mr. Stubborn throws the plank onto a plank that acts like a lever. A third plank that was on the other end of the second plank is launched into the air)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Oh no!
(The plank heads towards Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: No!
(The plank hits Mr. Bump on the head and Mr. Bump falls to the ground)
Mr. Bump: Ow!!!
Mr. Stubborn: These breaks of yours irritate me!
(Mr. Bump gets up)
Mr. Bump: You!?
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Bump working inside the barn hammering in a plank of wood)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Mr. Stubborn hammers a nail into the wood. The wood Mr. Bump was holding into place bends and launches him out of the frame)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): D'oh!
(Mr. Bump lands in the plans offscreen)
Mr. Stubborn: You are not still worrying about those plans!?
(Mr. Bump is shown wrapped up in the plans again)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Bump comes out from inside the plans)
Mr. Bump: Oh no. They just broke my fall.
(A blueprint unravels across the screen showing the blueprint for the barn. The blueprint rolls back up to transition to Mr. Stubborn standing inside the completed barn. A nervous Mr. Bump walks up to him.
Mr. Bump: Uh, Mr. Stubborn. I (chuckles nervously) can't help but notice that we didn't build any doors or windows.
(The camera zooms out to show the barn is windowless and door-less. Meaning that Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn are trapped inside the barn with no way out)
Mr. Bump: See? Uh, the plans here show...
(The camera cuts to the blueprints unraveled on the bench)
Mr. Bump (offscreen) A large door in-
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): The plans!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: Is that all you can think about?
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Uh, it's just...
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn stuck inside the barn)
Mr. Bump: This is a barn! How are the cows supposed to come and go if there aren't any doors?
Mr. Stubborn: They'll find a way. A cow is a crafty beast.
Mr. Bump: Okay. But...
(The scene cuts to show the cows outside the barn)
Mr. Bump (from inside the barn): How are we gonna get out of here?
Cows: (mooing)
(Various clones of Mr. Strong appear on screen with a whip sound accompanying each one. They fall down from the screen and the next third bumper plays. Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, Mr. Noisy inflates to the size of a hot air balloon and floats away. Much to everyone's bewilderment and Mr. Noisy's concern. A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Mr. Bounce. The camera zooms into Mr. Bounce's mouth, revealing the next scene. Scraping the Skyline plays)
Mr. Bump: 🎵Rivet by rivet and beam by beam
We're building buildings like you never have seen
With solid foundations and roofs made of steel
We're building buildings with the Dillydale appeal
You gotta put it together! It's a Mr. Men art
Put it together so it won't fall apart 🎵
Mr. Bump: Hooo!
Mr. Bump: 🎵Scraping the skylines🎵
Mr. Bump: Too high!
Mr. Bump: 🎵The higher they go!
Mr. Bump: Get me down!
Mr. Bump: 🎵We're building buildings that we'll never outgrow!🎵
Mr. Bump: Wooaugh!
Mr. Bump: 🎵Scraping the skylines! The higher they go!
Mr. Bump: Someone?
Mr. Bump: 🎵We're building buildings that we'll never outgrow!
Mr. Bump: D'oooh
Mr. Bump: 🎵Girder by girder and nail by nail
We're building buildings for all of Dillydale!
Oh yeah!🎵
(Scraping the Skylines ends. The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place outside Mr. Bounce's house. Mr. Bounce is shown walking towards a ladder past a pile of roof shingles. Mr. Bounce climbs up the ladder and hammers a shingle into place on the roof. After finishing hammering, Mr. Bounce looks at the viewers, drops his hammer, and loses his balance)
Mr. Bounce: Oh! Woah! Woah!
(Mr. Bounce falls off the roof, bounces off the pile of shingles, and starts bouncing all around Dillydale)
Mr. Bounce: W-woah!
(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring though the air)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce bounce off of a pile of wood, breaking a few planks in the process. Mr. Bounce is shown soaring through the air again)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Persnickety is shown standing in front of a cement mixer. Mr. Bounce bounces off of it and cement comes out and covers Mr. Persnickety from head to toe)
Mr. Bounce: Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring through the air again)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown sitting inside the bulldozer with her eyes closed. She is not driving it. Mr. Bounce bounces in the scooper part of the bulldozer and is boomeranged back towards his house. Little Miss Whoops opens her eyes upon hearing the commotion)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Bounce soars through the air back to his house and crash lands through the roof; leaving behind a huge hole. The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bounce is fixing the hole in his roof but has tethered himself with a bungee rope to his chimney. After hammering in the final nail, Mr. Bounce turns towards the viewer and winks. Mr. Bounce then starts falling off the roof. Instead of falling off the roof and landing on the ground, the bungee cord bungees him back up. Mr. Bounce starts bouncing on the roof; leaving behind holes everywhere he bounces. Six holes to be exact. The scene, once again, transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bounce is now not only tethered to the chimney of his house via bungee rope, he is also wearing big, heavy boots. Mr. Bounce finishes hammering in the final nail and turns towards the viewers in happiness)
Mr. Bounce: (laughs) Hello!
(Mr. Bounce and his heavy shoes fall through his roof)
Mr. Bounce (from inside his house): Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce is shown inside his house. His heavy shoes have come off and he is dangling from the rope that is supporting him. The rope snaps and Mr. Bounce bounces off the shoes through the hole in the roof)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
(Mr. Bounce soars through the air. The scene cuts to a construction site. On a beam from the building being constructed, Mr. Grumpy is shown eating his lunch. Mr. Grumpy is munching on a banana when Mr. Bounce lands in his lunchbox)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Hello!
Mr. Grumpy: You'd better not have squished my liverwurst!
(The screen iris' out. The fourth bumper plays. Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet are all present to watch Mr. Noisy implode a building. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, A sink hole forms underneath the crowd of people pleasant and they all fall into the ground. Much to Mr. Noisy's concern. Mr. Tickle's long arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (voiceover): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next scene begins. The next scene is at a construction site. Little Miss Chatterbox is seated inside of a crane while Mr. Grumpy is standing close by working as Little Miss Chatterbox's boss)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm so happy you gave me the job, Mr. Grumpy. Because when I saw that you needed a crane operator, I thought to myself, "how hard can it be?"
(Mr. Grumpy is shown writing on his clipboard)
Miss Chatterbox: Pick something up, put it down. (chuckles) It's not rocket science.
(Mr. Grumpy realizes something)
Mr. Grumpy: You're telling me you have never done this before, Miss Chatterbox?
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, absolutely not! Although once, I had to catch a one-legged ostrich with a butterfly net,. (chuckles) Now that was hard! How do you start this thing?
Mr. Grumpy: Turn the key.
(Little Miss Chatterbox starts the crane up and puts her hands on the controls)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, I get it now! It's just like driving a car!
(Mr. Grumpy writes something down on his clipboard)
Mr. Grumpy (in an unamused tone): Oh good! You can drive a car.
Miss Chatterbox: No, not at all. But I have seen it on TV like a thousand times.
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives away in the crane)
Mr. Grumpy: I just know I'm going to regret this!
(Mr. Grumpy writes something down on his clipboard. The camera cuts over to Little Miss Chatterbox. Little Miss Chatterbox's cellphone rings and she answers it)
Miss Chatterbox: Miss Chatterbox speaking. Oh hi, Mr. Nosey. What am I doing? (giggles) I'm totally driving a crane.
(The camera cuts over to three port-a-pottys and Little Miss Calamity is shown running towards them with the urge to powder her nose)
Miss Calamity: Relief is on the way!
(Little Miss Calamity opens the door to the port-a-potty in the middle and runs inside. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine. She uses the crane to pick up and drop an I-beam)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh no, it's really easy.
(Little Miss Chatterbox uses the crane to pick up and drop a pile of wooden planks)
Miss Chatterbox: It's just knobs and levers;
(Little Miss Chatterbox positions the crane jaws over the port-a-potty Little Miss Calamity ran into)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Red, orange, green.
(The crane jaws grab the port-a-potty. Inside the port-a-potty, Little Miss Calamity feels the shaking as the port-a-potty is picked up)
Miss Calamity: (gasps) Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity realizes that something is wrong)
Miss Calamity: This doesn't seem right.
(Little Miss Calamity opens the door and find that she is up in a port-a-potty that is in the jaws of a crane. The crane has pulled the port-a-potty high into the air)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity falls out of the port-a-potty but manages to grab the edge of it and soon starts dangling and swinging from the port-a-potty)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh! I should've know this would happened! OH!!! (gasps)
(The camera cuts back down to Little Miss Chatterbox. She is still on the phone, blindly moving the levers of the crane)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Nosey, I cannot believe you read his diary!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity swinging from the port-a-potty as the port-a-potty swings from the crane)
Miss Calamity: Help! Help!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: It doesn't matter if it is about you or not.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity swinging from the port-a-potty as the port-a-potty swings from the crane)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Woah! Oh!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: Somethings are just private. What did he write about me?
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives the crane forward; oblivious to the fact that she has a port-a-potty in the crane's jaws and that Little Miss Calamity is hanging for dear life from the port-a-potty)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Woah! Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity manages to pull herself back into the port-a-potty and closes the door behind her. Little Miss Chatterbox drives past Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle sees something up ahead and waves his arms to warn Little Miss Chatterbox about it)
Mr. Tickle: Miss Chatterbox, stop!
(Little Miss Chatterbox waves at Mr. Tickle)
Miss Chatterbox: Hi, Mr. Tickle! See you at lunch!
(Little Miss Chatterbox crashes into a fence that separates the construction site from the zoo)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps)
(Little Miss Chatterbox fiddles with the levers and soon lowers the port-a-potty into a gorilla enclosure)
Miss Calamity (from inside the port-a-potty): Ooh! Woah!
(A gorilla opens the port-a-potty door)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
Gorilla: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity sees the gorilla)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity shuts herself inside the port-a-potty in fear)
Miss Calamity (from inside the port-a-potty): Big hairy beast!
Gorilla: (growls)
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox operating the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I mean, anyone can operate a crane. It's so simple.
(The crane pulls the port-a-potty back up and out of the gorilla enclosure. The gorilla is shown hanging from the edge of the port-a-potty and waves to the viewers)
Gorilla: (belches)
(The camera cuts to inside the port-a-potty)
Miss Calamity: What a calamity.
(The camera cuts back outside. The gorilla is dangling from the port-a-potty with one hand. The door opens again)
Miss Calamity: (yelps and gasps)
(Little Miss Calamity falls out of the port-a-potty and ends up handing from the gorilla's foot)
Miss Calamity: (gasps)
(The port-a-potty, the gorilla, and Little Miss Calamity dangle and swing from the crane)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Ooh! Woah! Oh! Oh!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox; sitting in the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm not sure about this job though. To be honest, it's kind of boring.
(The crane shakes and so does the port-a-potty, The gorilla, and Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Oh! (yelps)
(Little Miss Calamity climbs up the gorilla back into the port-a-potty)
Miss Calamity: Oh! (breathes hard)
(The gorilla climbs up into the port-a-potty with Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Oh! (breathes hard)
(Little Miss Chatterbox drives the crane in reverse back to Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Chatterbox: Oops! The boss is here! I'd better go.
(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up and parks the crane)
Miss Chatterbox: No offense, Mr. Grumpy. But a construction job just isn't for me.
(Little Miss Chatterbox gets out of the crane machine)
Miss Chatterbox: I really need something more challenging.
(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)
Mr. Grumpy: Good help is hard to find!
(The crane machine drops the port-a-potty near Mr. Grumpy. An excited Little Miss Calamity runs out of the port-a-potty, kisses the ground in thankfulness, and runs away. Mr. Grumpy walks towards the viewers befuddled over what he just witnessed)
Mr. Grumpy: She is one odd duck!
(The gorilla opens the port-a-potty's door and grabs Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: (yelps)
(The gorilla pulls Mr. Grumpy into the port-a-potty and closes the door. Sounds of a struggle are heard inside)
Mr. Grumpy (from inside the port-a-potty and overlap): Ooh!
Gorilla (from inside the port-a-potty and overlap): (bellows and screeches)
(The screen iris' out. The ending scene begins with Mr. Noisy trying to implode a building that's behind a wooden fence with Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Scatterbrain, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Quiet in attendance. But when Mr. Noisy pushes the plunger down, instead of the building that is behind the wooden fence imploding, Mr. Noisy inflates to the size of a hot air balloon and floats away. Much to everyone's bewilderment and Mr. Noisy's concern.)
Narrator: So you see, the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale...
(The camera pans to a construction site where a skyscraper is being built. A crane is moving an I-beam around)
Narrator: Are quite handy when it comes to construction.
(Little Miss Whoops is shown operating a bulldozer)
Narrator: They know the great care...
(Mr. Bounce is shown wearing a cable that is connected to the chimney of his house. Mr. Bounce is bouncing all around making several holes in his roof)
Narrator: And hard work will produce buildings...
(The camera pans over to the barn Mr. Bump and Mr. Stubborn built. Now painted and all finished (minus the lack of doors and windows))
Narrator: That will last of lifetime.
(The barn Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Bump had built falls apart. On the plus side, the two Mr. Men are now free! The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)