Cooking/Transcript

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UK Dub

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big mauve screen comes up with "Cooking" written on it, who created the episode, and a cooking pot. The sound of sizzling is also heard in the background)

(The episode begins with various Mr. Men and Little Misses trying to cook. The viewers first see Mr. Grumpy with a burnt chicken)

Narrator: Cooking is one of life's many joys to the people of Dillydale.

(Next, the viewers see Mr. Strong trying to open a refrigerator, only to break the door off its hinges)

Narrator: They enjoy preparing a delicious meal. No matter how much effort may be needed.

(Little Miss Calamity is shown taking a soufflé out of the oven but it quickly deflates. Much to her disappointment)

Narrator: They enjoy cooking for themselves and for others, even the trickiest of foods.

(Finally, the viewers see Mr. Quiet turning on a blender only for the lid to come off and the smoothie he was making to splatter on top of him)

Narrator: So we salute the Mr. Men and Little Misses who take to their kitchens with a love for cooking.

(The scene transitions to Good Morning Dillydale. The Good Morning Dillydale logo is shown and its theme plays before transitioning to the Good Morning Dillydale set)

Mr. Happy: Welcome back, to Good Morning Dillydale! And a good morning it is too! Don't you think, Miss Sunshine?

Miss Sunshine: You bet, Mr. Happy. I can't remember a more pleasant Tuesday. Of course we have enjoyed a few Wednesdays from time to time.

Mr. Happy: Indeed we have!

Miss Sunshine: Oh, and those Thursdays, now they were fun times!

Mr. Happy: Wonderful times! What do you say we go to Miss Calamity and see what she's cooking for us today?

(Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine walk to the left side of the room. Little Miss Calamity is standing next to a stove waiting for Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy)

Miss Calamity: Good morning and thank you for having me on the show.

Mr. Happy: It's our pleasure. Hey, is that fish I smell?

Miss Sunshine: That's funny. I smell clams and octopus.

Miss Calamity: You're both right. Today, I'm going to show you how to make a seafood stew.

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! I love seafood!

Miss Sunshine: Me too. I seafood and I want to eat food! (laughs)

Miss Calamity: Haha! Then you're really going to want to eat this stew.

(Mr. Happy turns around and notices something peculiar. Bubbling is starting to be heard in the background)

Miss Sunshine: Well, I'm certainly not going to want to wear it.

Mr. Happy: Uh, Miss Calamity, hahaha, should the pot be doing that?

(The pot is shown bubbling ferociously)

Miss Calamity: Oh, dear!

Mr. Happy: It smells delicious!

Miss Calamity: Look out! That lid is going to blow!

(The pot bursts open and the stew lands all over Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine. An octopus lands on Mr. Happy's head)

Miss Calamity: Oh, wait. There's a lobster!

Lobster: (squeak)

Miss Calamity: Get back in the pot!

(Lobsters surround Little Miss Calamity and Mr. Happy)

Lobsters: (squeak)

Miss Calamity: Oh, what a calamity!

Mr. Happy: And what a wonderful stew!

(Little Miss Sunshine is shown with clams as earrings)

Miss Sunshine: Maybe I can wear this stew after all.

Miss Calamity: I don't know what went wrong.

Mr. Happy: Well, that's it for today's show. We'll see you back here tomorrow on...

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(Good Morning Dillydale ends with the same logo but this time with an animation)

(A bumper plays and shows Mr. Lazy making a drink by spinning it around inside of a wheel with him inside of the wheel as well and when the wheel stops, Mr. Lazy opens his cup and takes a sip from it)

(A transition showing a lot of pots bubbling pop up on the screen and then a lobster walks passed the pots and clears them away as the scene transitions)

Lobster: (squeak)

(The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet at a restaurant)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, I don't know how I let you talk me into coming to Miss Naughty's restaurant.

(Mr. Quiet shrugs. Little Miss Naughty walks over to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet's table with salads)

Miss Naughty: Right, here are your salads, Mr. Grumpy. Why don't and Mr. Quiet get started on these while I go and get the bread.

(Little Miss Naughty walks away. Mr. Quiet sees a bug on his plate)

Mr. Quiet: Oh, uh, uh, uh, what's that doing? It's a bug! Oh, horrible!

(Mr. Grumpy looks closer at the bug on his plate)

Mr. Grumpy: Yep, it's a fake plastic bug, another one of Miss Naughty's tricks.

Mr. Quiet: Phew!

(Mr. Quiet takes the fake bug off of his salad and drops it on the floor. Mr. Grumpy pushes his plate away from him)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Naughty needs to spend more time learning to cook and less time playing tricks on people.

(Little Miss Naughty pops back up)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles) Did you enjoy the salads?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, yes! It was delicious!

Mr. Quiet: Wha?

Mr. Grumpy (whisper): That's not true.

Mr. Quiet: Oh.

(Little Miss Naughty serves them each a beanloaf)

Miss Naughty: And here is my world famous browned beanloaf!

(Mr. Grumpy sniffs the beanloaf)

Mr. Grumpy: Mmm, Looks very tasty!

Miss Naughty: Oh, yes. It is especially good with my homemade ketchup.

(Little Miss Naughty puts a bottle of ketchup onto the table)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, and what, cover all that flavour?

Miss Naughty: Then you try it with ketchup, Mr. Quiet. You'll be in for a surprise if you do. (chuckles)

(Little Miss Naughty walks away. Mr. Quiet shakes the ketchup bottle and points the opening in his eye. Little Miss Naughty watches from the kitchen)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles) Sometimes, I just can't help myself!

(Mr. Quiet shakes the ketchup bottle and gets splatted with ketchup in the face)

Mr. Quiet: Ah, ah.

(Mr. Quiet makes mouth noises as he tastes the ketchup)

Mr. Quiet: Mmm, ketchup.

Mr. Grumpy: Ew, this meatloaf is like chewing a dirty sponge. It does need ketchup after all.

(Mr. Grumpy puts some of the ketchup from Mr. Quiet's face and eats it)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm, better...

(Mr. Grumpy makes mouth noises)

Mr. Grumpy: But still not good.

(Little Miss Naughty returns)

Miss Naughty: How was my beanloaf?

Mr. Grumpy: Best I've ever had! Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Quiet?

Mr. Quiet: Mmhm.

(Little Miss Naughty brings out dessert)

Miss Naughty: Time for dessert!

(Mr. Grumpy moves his beanloaf out of the way)

Mr. Grumpy: That's my favourite part of any meal.

(Little Miss Naughty places the dessert in front of Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet)

Miss Naughty: Yes! And this dessert is unforgettable. I call this chocolate boom boom! Enjoy then while I get the tea. (laughs)

(Little Miss Naughty leaves and Mr. Grumpy takes out a fork)

Mr. Grumpy: Well, the sooner we eat this, the sooner we can go home and watch TV.

(Little Miss Naughty watches with a devilish look on her face. Mr. Grumpy takes a bite from his boom boom and is disgusted by the taste)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm, it's a tasteless glob of chocolate.

(Mr. Quiet pokes his fork on top of his boom boom)

Mr. Quiet: Oh, ah, ah!

(Mr. Quiet's boom boom explodes and chocolate covers on his face)

Mr. Quiet: Ah, ah.

(Mr. Quiet spits the boom boom out of his mouth. Little Miss Naughty returns)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I'm going home! If I wanted to wear my dinner I'd have gone to Mr. Messy's!

(Mr. Grumpy prepares to leave but is stopped by Little Miss Naughty)

Miss Naughty: But wait, you haven't finished your boom boom!

Mr. Grumpy: Keep your boom boom and your beanloaf! I was trying to be nice, but truth be told you're quite possibly the worst cook in all Dillydale!

(Mr. Grumpy leaves)

Miss Naughty: (laughs) I know! The worst and the naughtiest! (chuckles)

(Mr. Quiet pokes the side of Mr. Grumpy's boom boom, which explodes chocolate all over Little Miss Naughty's face)

Miss Naughty: Dah! Bleh! Caught by my own trick.

(Mr. Quiet smiles)

(A transition of Mr. Bump holding on a black bar while screaming plays)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The second bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown making a sandwich and puts a chicken on it and spreads it with mayonnaise. The chicken flies away, leaving some feathers on the sandwich. Mr. Scatterbrain shrugs and puts on the top bread onto the sandwich and eats it while feathers are sticking out of his mouth)

(A scene transition of flowers and Miss Chatterbox jumping up plays)

(Big Mess plays. The music video begins on a white background where a yellow rectangle appears followed by a small orange rectangle with a fish in it, a small yellow rectangle with a slab of meat in it, and a small red rectangle with a hot dog in it. Mr. Nosey walks by carrying Mr. Small. Mr. Small is carrying a chicken drumstick that Mr. Nosey is eating. After Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk offscreen, a bucket of chicken legs, a plate of jello, and a sandwich with a bite taken out of it appear in the big yellow rectangle)

Mr. Messy:🎶 So what if I'm messy🎶

(The three smaller rectangles disappear and the big yellow rectangle is pulled away. The screen transitions to a blue background where a stir fry dish, a fork, a spork, a can opener, a whisk, a wooden spoon, a sifter, an electric mixer float, and a spatula upwards and offscreen)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I'm not that kind of dressy

In the kitchen I just let it flow (flow)🎶

(A pie appears in front of a pink background with apples on it)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I might spill a little

Or a lot is not a little🎶

(A roasted chicken appears where the pie was)

Mr. Messy: 🎶And the way it's worth to show (show)🎶

(The roasted chicken flies away and the scene transitions to Mr. Bump in a frying pan covered in food. Mr. Bump, unsure about the situation at first, becomes comfortable in the pan and takes out a bottle of ketchup)

Mr. Messy: 🎶My back is itchin' in the kitchen, come on

But you know you want some more🎶

(The screen cuts to an angry Mr. Pernickety. Mr. Pernickety's head is covered in crepe batter as well as the pink background he is standing in front of)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I cook with soul then I make a jam roll

And I get it all in the floor!🎶

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in their flying machine and they lead a line of different foods. Including a hot dog, a bowl of soup, a pickle, a beanburger, a slice of pizza, a Jell-O dessert, a plate of spaghetti, a slab of meat, and a waffle in a waffle maker)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I'm hardly tidy, cause I only clean on Friday

I don't like it, I must confess🎶

(Mr. Happy is shown dancing in front of two green rectangles with a line of circles with fruit inside them in the middle)

Mr. Messy:🎶You all know my name, and don't you forget it

I'm the one they call the Big Mess!🎶

(The scene transitions to Mr. Messy (with his head covered in orange sauce) mixing different spices together into a bowl)

Mr. Messy:🎶Bakin' a cake, I'm making the Big Mess!🎶

(Mr. Messy uses an electric mixer to mix the batter and the batter starts splattering everywhere)

Mr. Messy:🎶Spaghetti, I'm making the Big Mess!🎶

(Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen)

Mr. Messy:🎶Cookin' a meatloaf, I'm making the Big Mess!

Burgers and cheese, I'm making the Big Mess! 🎶

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the bottom of the screen to change the scene)

(Mr. Strong puts a pie in the oven and tries to close the oven door, but instead, he slams it so hard that the whole oven zooms away and the pie gets ruined)

Chicken (offscreen): (clucks)

(Mr. Strong scratches his head in confusion over what he did wrong. Mr. Rude walks over then closes the scene like it's a door, which makes it move on to the next scene)

Mr. Pernickety: Bonjour, class. That's French for, "hello". I greeted you in French because today, we shall be preparing a French meal. Escargot, canard à l'orange, and for dessert, crêpe suzette.

Miss Whoops: I don't understand what you're saying.

Mr. Pernickety: That's snails, duck in orange, and pancakes on fire.

Mr. Messy: Ok, I've eaten the occasional banana slug, but I draw the line at snails.

Miss Chatterbox: And I sometimes go to the park and talk to the ducks. I talk to the squirrels too. They talk back more than ducks and sometimes share their nuts, but still, I don't want to cook anything I can talk to.

Miss Whoops: Pancakes? I don't really like flat food.

Mr. Pernickety: You should have all thought about that before you enrolled in this cooking class! Now onward. We will start with the crepe batter.

(Baseball music begins to play. Little Miss Whoops pretends to hold a baseball bat)

Miss Whoops: Toss it over to me, Mr. Pernickety! I'll batter it out of the kitchen!

Mr. Messy: To me, Miss Whoops! I'll batter it out!

(The Baseball music stops)

Mr. Pernickety: Not that kind of batter, you two. We'll be making a light, fluffy crepe batter, which will produce crepes that will melt in your mouth. Now first, we take one cup of flour...

Miss Chatterbox: Um, excuse me, what if my mouth is dry, will the crepes still melt?

Mr. Pernickety: Ey, I imagine so, Miss Chatterbox. Next, we add a tablespoon of sugar and one cup of water...

(Mr. Pernickety pours the sugar and water into the bowl)

Mr. Messy: Do you have to measure everything?

Mr. Persnickety: Yes, Mr. Messy.

Mr. Messy: Even the water?

Mr. Pernickety: Yes!

Mr. Messy: What if you spill some?

Mr. Pernickety: You don't. You must use great care to measure accurately, as well as keep a tidy kitchen.

Mr. Messy: A tidy kitchen's not for me!

Mr. Pernickety: Why doesn't that surprise me? Now, where was I?

Miss Chatterbox: Um, you were just about to set light to the pancakes..

Mr. Pernickety: Ah, yes.

Miss Scary (over loudspeaker): Mr. Pernickety, please come to the office! Mr. Pernickety, to the office, please!

Mr. Pernickety: Oh, I wonder what that could be. I'll just be a moment. Now, while I'm gone, it's very important you don't touch a thing in this kitchen! Understood?

(Mr. Pernickety walks out of the room)

Miss Chatterbox: Huh, what do we do now? I mean we can't just sit here and watch the batter get cold or anything. We should just cook it ourselves. How hard can it be?

(Little Miss Whoops walks over to the stove and turns it on)

Miss Whoops: I'm with you. Give me some of that crepe batter.

Mr. Messy: This stuff? Here.

(Mr. Messy throws in the batter and it starts to inflate)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Miss Chatterbox: Now we need to make the orange sauce.

(Miss Chatterbox puts oranges into a blender and turns it on without the lid. The orange sauce lands on Mr. Messy)

Mr. Messy: Shazam! This is my kind of cooking.

(Mr. Messy puts random ingredients into a bowl and gets it all over the place while mixing it. The batter goes to the right side.)

Miss Chatterbox: Ah, no!

(The batter goes to the left side)

Miss Whoops: Ugh!

Mr. Messy: Hey!

(The batter gets on the screen, it drips down the scene switches back to Miss Whoops)

(The batter starts to shake)

Miss Whoops: This doesn't look right!

(The batter continues to inflate until it explodes and some of the batter lands on Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: What did I tell you naughty... I'd leave you alone for just a moment! You are going to clean up this mess.

Mr. Messy: Clean? I don't know about you, but I'm not liking this whole "cleaning" thing.

Miss Whoops: Me neither.

Miss Chatterbox: Let's go and see if there's still time to sign up for pottery class.

Mr. Messy: Au revoir, Mr. P. That's French for, "see ya".

Mr. Pernickety: (mumbles angrily)

(The screne iris' out)

(A bumper begins to play. Little Miss Daredevil is sprinkling some cheese on her pizza. Little Miss Daredevil flies over the pizza and uses her rocket books to cook it. When she's finished, she picks up a slice and happily eats it)

(The episode ends by showing some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops in front of the inflated batter)

Narrator: And so concludes our celebration of cooking.

(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown putting oranges into a blender and forgets to put on the lid when she turns it on)

Narrator: There's no end to the delicious food these talented chefs can prepare.

(Mr. Grumpy is shown with his burnt chicken)

Narrator: Just as there's no end to the mess they'll make.

(The pot bursts open and the stew lands on both Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine like before and the screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)

US Dub

Mr. Men and Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big mauve screen comes up with "Cooking" written on it, who created the episode, and a cooking pot. The sound of sizzling is also heard in the background)

(The episode begins with various Mr. Men and Little Misses trying to cook. The viewers first see Mr. Grumpy with a burnt chicken)

Narrator: Cooking is one of life's many joys to the people of Dillydale.

(Next, the viewers see Mr. Strong trying to open the refrigerator, only to break the door off its hinges)

Narrator: They enjoy preparing a delicious meal! No matter how much effort may be needed.

(Little Miss Calamity is shown taking a soufflé out of the oven but it quickly deflates. Much to her disappointment)

Narrator: They enjoy cooking for themselves and for others, even the trickiest of foods.

(Finally, the viewers see Mr. Quiet turning on a blender only for the lid to come off and the smoothie he was making to splatter on top of him)

Narrator: So we salute the Mr. Men and Little Misses who take to their kitchens with a love for cooking.

(The scene transitions to Good Morning Dillydale. The Good Morning Dillydale logo is shown and its theme plays before transitioning to the Good Morning Dillydale set)

Mr. Happy: Welcome back to Good Morning Dillydale! And a good morning it is too! Don't you think, Miss Sunshine?

Miss Sunshine: You bet, Mr. Happy. I can't remember a more pleasant Tuesday. Of course we have enjoyed a few Wednesdays from time to time.

Mr. Happy: Indeed we have!

Miss Sunshine: Oh, and those Thursdays, now they were fun times!

Mr. Happy: Wonderful times! What do you say we go to Miss Calamity and see what she's cooking for us today?

(Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine walk to the left side of the room. Little Miss Calamity is standing next to a stove waiting for Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy)

Miss Calamity: Good morning and thank you for having me on the show.

Mr. Happy: It's our pleasure. Hey, is that fish I smell?

Miss Sunshine: That's funny. I smell clams and octopus.

Miss Calamity: You're both right. Today, I'm going to show you how to make a seafood stew.

Miss Sunshine: Me too. I seafood and I want to eat food! (laughs)

Miss Calamity: Haha! Then you're really going to want to eat this stew.

(Mr. Happy turns around and notices something peculiar. Bubbling is starting to be heard in the background)

Miss Sunshine: Well, I'm certainly not going to want to wear it.

Mr. Happy: Uh, Miss Calamity, eh-heh, should the pot be doing that?

(The pot is shown bubbling ferociously)

Miss Calamity: Oh, dear!

Mr. Happy: It smells delicious!

Miss Calamity: Oh, look out! That lid is gonna blow!

(The pot bursts open and the stew lands all over Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine. An octopus lands on Mr. Happy's head))

Miss Calamity: Oh no, wait, oh, come here!

Lobster: (squeaks)

Miss Calamity: Get back, oh, octopi, oh!

(Lobster surround Little Miss Calamity and Mr. Happy)

Lobsters: (Squeaks)

Miss Calamity: Ah, what a calamity!

Mr. Happy: And what a wonderful stew!

(Little Miss Sunshine is shown with clams as earrings)

Miss Sunshine: Maybe I can wear this stew after all.

Miss Calamity: I don't know what went wrong.

Mr. Happy: Well, that's it for today's show. We'll see you back here tomorrow on...

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(A bumper begin and shows Mr. Lazy making a drink by spinning it around inside of a wheel with him inside of the wheel as well and when the wheel stops, Mr. Lazy opens his cup and takes a sip from it)

(A transition showing a lot of pots bubbling pop up on the screen and then a lobster walks passed the pots and clears them away as the scene transitions)

(The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet at a restaurant)

Mr. Grumpy: I just don't know how you'd talked me into coming to Miss Naughty's Restaurant

(Mr. Quiet shrugs. Little Miss Naughty walks over to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet's table with salads)

Miss Naughty: Right, here are your salads, Mr. Grumpy. Why don't and Mr. Quiet get started on these while I go and get the bread.

(Little Miss Naughty walks away. Mr. Quiet sees a spider on his plate)

Mr. Quiet: Oh, uh, uh, uh, what's that doing? It's a bug! Oh, gross!

(Mr. Grumpy looks closer at the bug on his plate)

Mr. Grumpy: Well, it's a fake plastic bug, another one of Miss Naughty's tricks.

Mr. Quiet: Phew!

(Mr. Quiet takes the spider off of his salad and drops it on the floor. Mr. Grumpy pushes his plate away from him)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Naughty needs to spend more time learning to cook and less time playing tricks on people.

(Little Miss Naughty pops back up)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles) Did you enjoy the salads?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, yes! It was delicious!

Mr. Quiet: It was?

Mr. Grumpy (whisper): Well I'm not rude.

Mr. Quiet: Oh.

(Little Miss Naughty serves them each a beanloaf)

Miss Naughty: And here is my world famous browned beanloaf!

(Mr. Grumpy sniffs the beanloaf)

Mr. Grumpy: Mmm, Looks very tasty!

Miss Naughty: Oh, yes. It is especially good with my homemade ketchup.

(Little Miss Naughty puts a bottle of ketchup onto the table. It resembles a bottle of Heinz.)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, and what, cover all that flavor?

Miss Naughty: Then you try it with ketchup, Mr. Quiet. You'll be in for a surprise if you do.

(Little Miss Naughty walks away. Mr. Quiet shakes the ketchup bottle and points the opening in his eye. Little Miss Naughty watches from the kitchen)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles) Sometimes, I just can't help myself!

(Mr. Quiet shakes the ketchup bottle and gets splatted with ketchup in the face)

Mr. Quiet: Oh, ah!

(Mr. Quiet makes mouth noises as he tastes the ketchup)

Mr. Quiet: Mmm, ketchup.

Mr. Grumpy: Ew, this meatloaf is like chewing a dirty sponge. It does need ketchup after all.

(Mr. Grumpy puts some of the ketchup from Mr. Quiet's face and eats it)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm, better... (makes mouth noises) but still not good.

(Little Miss Naughty returns)

Miss Naughty: How was my beanloaf?

Mr. Grumpy: Best I've ever had! Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Quiet?

(Mr. Quiet nods in agreement as Miss Naughty takes out the dessert)

Miss Naughty: Time for dessert!

(Mr. Grumpy moves his beanloaf out of the way)

Mr. Grumpy: Well it's my favorite part of any meal.

(Little Miss Naughty places the dessert in front of Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Quiet)

Miss Naughty: Yes! And this dessert is unforgettable. I call these chocolate boom booms! Enjoy then while I get the tea.

(Little Miss Naughty leaves and Mr. Grumpy takes out a fork)

Mr. Grumpy: Well, the sooner we eat this, the sooner we can go home and watch TV.

(Little Miss Naughty watches with a devilish look on her face. Mr. Grumpy takes a bite from his boom boom and is disgusted by the taste)

Mr. Grumpy: It's a tasteless glob of chocolate.

(Mr. Quiet pokes his fork on top of his boom boom)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Mr. Quiet's boom boom explodes and chocolate covers his face)

Mr. Quiet: Gah!

(Mr. Quiet spits the boom boom out of his mouth. Little Miss Naughty returns)

Miss Naughty: (chuckles)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I'm going home! If I wanted to wear my dinner I'd have gone to Mr. Messy's!

(Mr. Grumpy tries to leave but Little Miss Naughty stops him)

Miss Naughty: But wait, you haven't finished your boom boom!

Mr. Grumpy: Keep your boom boom and your beanloaf! I was trying to be nice, but truth be told you're quite possibly the worst cook in all Dillydale!

(Mr. Grumpy leaves)

Miss Naughty: (laughs) I know! The worst and the naughtiest! (chuckles)

(Mr. Quiet pokes the side of Mr. Grumpy's boom boom, which explodes chocolate in Miss Naughty's face)

Miss Naughty: Ah! (gags) Ugh! Boom Boom Bad!

(Mr. Quiet smiles)

(A transition of Mr. Bump holds on a black bar while screaming while the scene changes plays)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The second bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown making a sandwich and puts a chicken on it and spreads it with mayonnaise and the chicken flies away, leaving some feathers on the sandwich. Mr. Scatterbrain shrugs and puts on the top bread onto the sandwich and eats it while feathers are sticking out of his mouth)

(A scene transition of flowers and Miss Chatterbox jumping up plays)

(Big Mess begins to play. The music video begins on a white background where a yellow rectangle appears followed by a small orange rectangle with a fish in it, a small yellow rectangle with a slab of meat in it, and a small red rectangle with a hot dog in it. Mr. Nosey walks by carrying Mr. Small. Mr. Small is carrying a chicken drumstick that Mr. Nosey is eating. After Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk offscreen, a bucket of chicken legs, a plate of jello, and a sandwich with a bite taken out of it appear in the big yellow rectangle)

Mr. Messy: 🎶So what if I'm messy🎶

(The three smaller rectangles disappear and the big yellow rectangle is pulled away. The screen transitions to a blue background where a stir fry dish, a fork, a spork, a can opener, a whisk, a wooden spoon, a sifter, an electric mixer float, and a spatula upwards and offscreen)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I'm not that kind of dressy

In the kitchen I just let it flow🎶

(A pie appears in front of a pink background with apples on it)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I might spill a little

Or a lot is not a little🎶

(A roasted chicken appears where the pie was)

Mr. Messy: 🎶Either way it's worth to show!🎶

(The roasted chicken flies away and the scene transitions to Mr. Bump in a frying pan covered in food. Mr. Bump, unsure about the situation at first, becomes comfortable in the pan and takes out a bottle of ketchup)

Mr. Messy: 🎶My back is itchin' in the kitchen, come on

But you know you want some more🎶

(The screen cuts to an angry Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Persnickety's head is covered in crepe batter as well as the pink background he is standing in front of)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I cook with soul then I make a jelly roll

And I get it all in the floor!🎶

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in their flying machine and they lead a line of different foods. Including a hot dog, a bowl of soup, a pickle, a beanburger, a slice of pizza, a Jell-O dessert, a plate of spaghetti, a slab of meat, and a waffle in a waffle maker)

Mr. Messy: 🎶I'm hardly tidy, cause I only clean on Friday

I don't like it, I must confess🎶

(Mr. Happy is shown dancing in front of two green rectangles with a line of circles with fruit inside them in the middle)

Mr. Messy:🎶You all know my name, and don't you forget it

I'm the one they call the Big Mess!🎶

(The scene transitions to Mr. Messy (with his head covered in orange sauce) mixing different spices together into a bowl)

Mr. Messy:🎶Bakin' a cake, I'm making the Big Mess!🎶

(Mr. Messy uses an electric mixer to mix the batter and the batter starts splattering everywhere)

Mr. Messy:🎶Spaghetti, I'm making the Big Mess!🎶

(Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen)

Mr. Messy:🎶Cookin' a meatloaf, I'm making the Big Mess!🎶

Mac and Cheese, I'm making the Big Mess! 🎶

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls the bottom of the screen to change the scene, ending the Big Mess song as a result)

(Mr. Strong puts a pie in the oven and tries to close the oven door, but instead, he slams it so hard that the whole oven zooms away and the pie gets ruined)

Chicken (offscreen): (clucks)

(Mr. Strong scratches his head in confusion over what he did wrong. Mr. Rude walks over then closes the scene like it's a door, which makes it move on to the next scene)

Mr. Persnickety: Bonjour, class.

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles)

Mr. Persnickety: That's French for, "hello". I greeted you in French because today, we shall be preparing a French meal.

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles)

Mr. Persnickety: Escargot, canard à l'orange, and for dessert, crêpe suzette.

Miss Whoops: I don't know what you're saying.

Mr. Persnickety: That's French for snails, duck in orange, and pancakes on fire.

Mr. Messy: Ok, I've eaten the occasional banana slug, but I draw the line at snails.

Miss Chatterbox: And I go to the park and talk to the ducks. I talk to the squirrels too. They talk back more than ducks and sometimes share their nuts, but still, I don't want to cook anything I can talk to.

Miss Whoops: Pancakes? I don't really like flat food.

Mr. Persnickety: You should have all thought about that before you enrolled in this cooking class! Now onward. We will start with the crepe batter.

(Baseball music begins to play. Little Miss Whoops pretends to hold a baseball bat)

Miss Whoops: Lay it on me, Mr. Persnickety! I'll hit it out of the park!

Mr. Messy: Hey batta, batta! Hey batta, batta!

(The Baseball music stops)

Mr. Persnickety: Not that kind of batter, Miss Whoops. We'll be making a light, fluffy crepe batter, which will produce crepes that will melt in your mouth. Now first, we take one cup of flour...

Miss Chatterbox: Um, excuse me, what if my mouth is dry, will the crepes still melt?

Mr. Persnickety: Uh, I imagine so, Miss Chatterbox. Next, we add a tablespoon of sugar and one cup of water...

(Mr. Persnickety pours the sugar and water into the bowl)

Mr. Messy: Do you have to measure everything?

Mr. Persnickety: Yes, Mr. Messy.

Mr. Messy: Even the water?

Mr. Persnickety: Yes!

Mr. Messy: What if you spill some?

Mr. Persnickety: You don't. You must use great care to measure accurately, as well as keep a tidy kitchen.

Mr. Messy: This cooking stuff is not for me!

Mr. Persnickety: Why doesn't that surprise me? Now, where was I?

Miss Chatterbox: Um, you were just about to light some pancakes on fire.

Mr. Persnickety: Ah, yes.

Miss Scary (over loudspeaker): Mr. Persnickety, please come to the office! Mr. Persnickety, to the office, please!

Mr. Persnickety: Oh, I wonder what that could be. I'll just be a moment. Now, while I'm gone, it's very important you don't touch a thing in this kitchen! Understood?

(Mr. Persnickety walks out of the room)

Miss Chatterbox: Huh, what do we do now? I mean we can't just sit here and watch the batter get cold or anything. We should just cook it ourselves. How hard can it be?

(Little Miss Whoops walks over to the stove and turns it on)

Miss Whoops: I'm with you. Give me some of that crepe batter.

Mr. Messy: This stuff?

(Mr. Messy throws in the batter and it starts to inflate)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Miss Chatterbox: Now we need to make the orange sauce.

(Miss Chatterbox puts oranges into a blender and turns it on without the lid. The orange sauce lands on Mr. Messy)

Mr. Messy: Shazam! This is my kind of cooking.

(Mr. Messy puts random ingredients into a bowl and gets it all over the place while mixing it)

Mr. Messy: Yeah!

(The batter goes to the right side)

Miss Chatterbox: Yuck, no!

(The batter goes to the left side)

Miss Whoops: Ugh!

(The batter gets on the screen, which changes back to Miss Whoops)

(The batter starts to shake)

Miss Whoops: This doesn't look right!

(the batter continues to inflate until it explodes and some of the batter lands on Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: Oh! Oof! What did I tell you people? I'd leave you alone for just a moment! You are going to clean up this mess.

Mr. Messy: Clean? I don't know about you, but I'm not liking this whole "cleaning" thing.

Miss Whoops: Me neither.

Miss Chatterbox: Let's go and see if there's still time to sign up for pottery class.

Mr. Messy: Au revoir, Mr. P. That's French for, "see ya".

Mr. Persnickety: (mumbles angrily)

(Iris out)

(A bumper begins to play. Little Miss Daredevil is sprinkling some cheese on her pizza. Little Miss Daredevil flies over the pizza and uses her rocket books to cook it. When she's finished, she picks up a slice and happily eats it)

(The next scene shows Mr. Scatterbrain running into Little Miss Helpful at the supermarket. Little Miss Helpful is stacking boxes of instant meals)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hi there Miss Helpful!

Miss Helpful: Can I help you find something, Mr. Scatterbrain?

Mr. Scatterbrain: I don't suppose you sell ovens do you? I've seem to have misplaced mine. And I have these pickles to cook

Miss Helpful: Sorry. We don't sell ovens, but we do sell instant meals.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Ooh!

Miss Helpful: All you do is add a little water and in seconds you have yourself a delicious meal! Complete with dessert.

Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll take them all!

(The scene switches to Mr. Scatterbrain emptying out all of the instant meals)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Okay, that's the last of them. Now let's see...oh! Just add water (chuckles) I sure hope they grow fast!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waters the instant meals)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I'm hungry.

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks into his house. The scene transitions to Mr. Scatterbrain waking up the next morning. He rushes to his window in excitement)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh goody!

(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are shown on a branch enjoying an instant pizza just as Mr. Scatterbrain walks outside to )

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello there Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey!

Mr. Small: Good tidings, Mr. Scatterbrain. These instant meals are just delicious.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Mind if I join you?

(A wide shot reveals that the instant meals turned into a giant tree growing through Mr. Scatterbrain's house)

Mr. Small: It's your house, by all means!

(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops in front of the inflated batter)

Narrator: And so concludes our celebration of cooking.

(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown putting oranges into a blender and forgets to put on the lid when she turns it on)

Narrator: There's no end to the delicious food these talented chefs can prepare.

(Mr. Grumpy is shown with his burnt chicken)

Narrator: Just as there's no end to the mess they'll make.

(The pot bursts open and the stew lands on both Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine like before and the screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)