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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big purple screen comes up with "Dance, Dance, Dance" written on it with Little Miss Daredevil and music notes and who created the episode underneath. Cheering is heard in the background)
Miss Daredevil: Alright! Let's get those feet on the dance floor!
(The screen fades to Mr. Bump dancing in a square)
Narrator: It's the first day of the month in Dillydale, and that can only mean one thing!
(Mr. Strong's square bumps Mr. Bump and his square offscreen. Mr. Strong starts to dance his signature dance)
Narrator: "It's time to dance, dance, dance!"
(Other squares featuring other Mr. Men and Little Misses dancing move across the screen. Those Mr. Men and Little Misses include; Little Miss Naughty, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Lazy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Nervous. One square also moves underneath Mr. Bounce's square and next to Mr. Nervous' square but no one is shown in it)
Narrator: "The Mr. Men and Little Misses really do love to boogie! Almost as much as some like to scare!"
(Little Miss Scary pops up in the empty square wearing her green monster mask)
Miss Scary: AHH!
(Mr. Nervous runs away. Mr. Lazy's square, Mr. Bounce's square, Mr. Nervous' square, and Little Miss Scary's square form the windows and door a nearby building. Mr. Grumpy walks past the building over to the Dillydale Dance Studio)
Narrator: In fact, the good people of Dillydale are always keen to learn a new dance.
(Mr. Grumpy looks at the studio while Little Miss Scary takes off her mask. Mr. Grumpy walks into the studio)
Narrator: So it's no surprise that Miss Whoops' dance school is such a most destination!
(The scene cuts to the dance studio's waiting area. Mr. Strong is the receptionist)
Mr. Strong: Ah!
(The phone rings and Mr. Strong answers it)
Mr. Strong: Dillydale Dance School. Please hold!
(Mr. Strong hangs up the phone but accidentally breaks the desk he was sitting at in two)
Mr. Strong: Oh, pickles!
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): (clears his throat)
Mr. Strong: Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy is shown standing in front of the desk holding a voucher)
Mr. Strong: Oh! Hi, Mr. Grumpy! What can brings you here?
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Strong. I got this voucher in the post and I'm here for my free gift.
(Mr. Strong takes the voucher from Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Strong: Oh! No problem! Here you go!
(Mr. Strong ties a yellow headband around Mr. Grumpy's head. This knocks Mr. Grumpy's hat off his head in the process)
Mr. Grumpy: THAT'S my free gift?
Mr. Strong: Yes. So you look good in the dance lesson.
Mr. Grumpy: DANCE LESSON!?
Mr. Strong: And lucky for you, you're just in time!
(Mr. Strong picks up Mr. Grumpy and carries him into the next room via the fireman hold)
Mr. Strong (overlap): (humming)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Woah! Hey! Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
(Mr. Strong puts Mr. Grumpy down in the dance studio and walks away)
Mr. Strong: Have fun!
Mr. Grumpy: You don't know me very well, do you?
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Bounce are shown stretching. Mr. Tickle is on Mr. Grumpy's left and Mr. Bounce is on Mr. Grumpy's right)
Mr. Tickle: Hi there, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Bounce.
Mr. Bounce: Are you ready to dance?
Mr. Grumpy: More like ready to run.
(Little Miss Whoops enters the room but opens the door so hard, it cracks the mirror on impact. Little Miss Whoops is carrying a boombox)
Mr. Grumpy: Huh?
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bounce: Oh!
Miss Whoops: Sorry I'm late! Get ready, because it's time to dance, dance, dance!
Mr. Tickle: Yay!
(Mr. Bounce bounces with joy)
Mr. Bounce: He-hey! I love to dance!
Mr. Grumpy: I suddenly regret this headband.
Miss Whoops: Now, let's review what we learned last week.
(Little Miss Whoops starts the music and Classical music plays. Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Bounce start dancing ballet. More specifically, they are on their toes delicately dancing and leaping around Mr. Grumpy in a circle)
Mr. Grumpy: "You have got to be joking!"
(Little Miss Whoops bumps into the boombox and knocks it over)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Bounce, who is between Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Tickle, bounces between the two)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce starts bouncing across the room. This causes damage to ceiling and a few pieces of it fall on the floor)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing! Whee! Boing!
Mr. Grumpy: I've seen enough!
(Mr. Grumpy tries to leave but Mr. Tickle stops him)
Mr. Tickle: You can't leave yet, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh yeah?
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Whee!
Mr. Grumpy: Watch me!
(Mr. Bounce lands on Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oof!
Mr. Bounce: Thank you, Mr. Grumpy. I could not have stopped without you.
Mr. Grumpy: (groans) I do what I can.
Miss Whoops: Now for today's dance, we're going to learn the tango.
(Mr. Bounce walks over to Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Whoops: Mr. Bounce, you'll be my partner. Mr. Grumpy, you and Mr. Tickle can be partners.
Mr. Grumpy: Huh?
(Mr. Tickle tosses a rose into his mouse and poses at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Why do we have to dance with partners?
Miss Whoops: Because it takes two to tango! (chuckles)
(Little Miss Whoops uses her foot to start the tango music. Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Whoops begin to tango. Mr. Tickle tries to tango with Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy rebuffs)
Mr. Grumpy: Keep those tickling tendrils to yourself!
(Mr. Tickle's arms retract in acknowledgement)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
Miss Whoops: Come on, Mr. Grumpy! Show your stuff!
(Mr. Grumpy spins Mr. Tickle around)
Mr. Tickle: Whee-eee!
Mr. Grumpy: Of all the cockamamy iders...
(Mr. Tickle grabs Mr. Grumpy and gets into position for the tango)
Mr. Tickle: Hee-hee!
Mr. Grumpy: (grunts)
Miss Whoops: Remember, feel the beat!
(Mr. Grumpy leans back)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm feeling something but it isn't the beat!
Mr. Tickle: Maybe you just need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: No! Don't! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No! No! Don't! (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: That's it!
Mr. Tickle: Aw!
Mr. Grumpy: I am going home!
(Mr. Grumpy starts walking towards the exit. Little Miss Whoops spins Mr. Bounce too hard and Mr. Bounce starts bouncing around again)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce crashes into the ceiling which fall onto everyone. Mr. Tickle is buried in the rubble while Mr. Grumpy is simply trapped by it)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh! Crooked cucumbers!
(Little Miss Whoops pushes some rubble out of the way and pops up)
Miss Whoops: Looks like that's all for today. Well job everybody!
Mr. Grumpy: That's it!? I put up with all this nonsense and the class is over? Just like that!?
Miss Whoops: Yes! But you can keep the headband as our gift to you!
(Mr. Grumpy puts his hand to his face and shows that he is extremely annoyed)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Whee!
(Mr. Bounce then falls back onto Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bounce and Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, Mr. Fussy's moustache flies off his face and onto Little Miss Sunshine's face, much to Mr. Fussy and Miss Sunshine's confusion over it. The next scene starts on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's "Shazam, That's Good!" With your host...
(The curtain pulls up and a giant portrait of Mr. Messy is shown)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Messy! (laughs)
(The portrait of Mr. Messy goes up to show Mr. Messy sitting behind his desk on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to the show where, each week, we'll see a brand new music video! And the star of that video, will appear right here in the studio! So, let's give it up for today's guest...Miss Daredevil!
Audience: (cheering)
(Little Miss Daredevil flies onto the set)
Mr. Messy: Here!
(Mr. Messy get up from behind the desk and brushes some trash off the couch)
Mr. Messy: Just move some stuff out of your way!
(Mr. Messy sits down on the desk while Little Miss Daredevil sits on the couch)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks for having me on your show, Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: Thanks for coming, Miss Daredevil!
(Mr. Messy sees Little Miss Daredevil's boots)
Mr. Messy: Wow! Those are some styling boots!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks. These are my new Boogie Boots! They make dancing more fun than ever! Which I didn't know was possible! I love these Boogie Boots so much, I made a music video about them!
Mr. Messy: I can't wait to see it! So here it is!
(The TV monitor lowers down)
Mr. Messy: Miss Daredevil's "Gotta Get Down in my Boogie Boots!"
(Boogie Boots plays)
Miss Daredevil: When it's time to boogie! I zoom out to the floor! I shake my wiggle from side to side and my rockets start to roar!
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶These boots are made for dancin'
These boots have got the moves🎶
Miss Daredevil: 🎶It's a wild dance like there's ants in my pants
Fired up and in the groove.🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Mr. Grumpy a pair of boogie boots and Mr. Grumpy starts dancing)
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Little Miss Scary a pair of boogie boots and Little Miss Scary starts dancing)
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶You'll shimmy shake up to the bass.🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Mr. Nervous a pair of boogie boots and Mr. Nervous starts dancing)
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: And zoom up into outer space!
Alien: Houston, we have a problem.
(Little Miss Daredevil pops up wearing a space suit)
Miss Daredevil: WOOHOO!!!!
Miss Daredevil: 🎶Grab yourself some boogie boots,
Every time you hear the beat!
Your rockets will fire out on the floor
You'll feel the heat down in your feet!🎶
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: Get down!
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶You'll shimmy shake up to the bass.🎶
Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with your boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: Oh, yeah! And zoom up into outer space! (echoes)
(Boogie Boots ends and we return to the set of "Shazam, That's Good")
Mr. Messy: I give that video five...
(Five stinky socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)
Mr. Messy: ...stinky socks!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks Mr. Messy. I'm glad you liked it.
Mr. Messy: And the only thing better than the song are these boogie boots!
(Mr. Messy flies around in his boogie boots and crashes into stuff)
Miss Daredevil: Oh, yeah! I think your boogie boots need some adjustments!
(Mr. Messy continues flying around in his boogie boots and crashing into stuff)
Mr. Messy: Join me again next week for..."Shazam, That's Good!"
(Mr. Messy flies across the screen and acts as a transition to the next bumper. The second bumper plays. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, Little Miss Sunshine's hair flies off her and onto Mr. Fussy's head. Little Miss Sunshine shows extreme embarrassment while Mr. Fussy makes a cute pose. A dance video featuring Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Messy plays. Everyone is in neon colours dancing to techno music. After the dance video, the scene transitions to the Dillydale concert hall where Little Miss Scary is to perform a ballet she created)
Narrator: Of all the different ways to dance, one stands out from all the rest!
(Everyone heads inside to watch the ballet)
Narrator: It's called ballet. If that's not different enough, just wait until you see Miss Scary dance around the stage.
(The scene transitions to the auditorium. Mr. Fussy is reading a program for the show. while Mr. Rude is eating some frozen yogurt)
Mr. Fussy: I'm glad you could join me, Mr. Rude. It's nice to have someone with whom to share a little culture.
Mr. Rude: Ugh! Ask me if I care! (burps)
(Mr. Rude drops his frozen yogurt and it splatters all over the ground)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Rude! It is entirely inappropriate to burp! Not to mention drop litter while watching a ballet!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you inappropriate!
(Mr. Rude prepares to fart but Mr. Fussy stops him)
Mr. Fussy: Don't you dare!
Mr. Rude: Dah!
Mr. Fussy: I refuse to be humiliated in public! So please, for once, try to show some manners! Thank goodness it's about to begin! Now, do be quiet!
(The audience claps as the curtain goes up)
Mr. Fussy: We don't want to disturb the performance!
(The curtain goes up to reveal a castle at night. Thunder claps as Little Miss Scary dances her way on stage)
Mr. Fussy: Trust Miss Scary to find a way to get thunder into a ballet.
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): (chuckles)
Mr. Fussy: Huh?
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): Thank you for calling Dillydale Time!
Mr. Fussy (whispering): What do you think you arere doing?
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): At the tone, the time will be 7:52. Beep!!
Mr. Rude: My watch stopped! I wanted to know the time!
(Mr. Fussy snatches Mr. Rude's phone from him)
Mr. Fussy: This is hardly the place to be using your mobile phone!
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): At the tone...
Mr. Fussy: Hipe! Oh! Ooh! Got it!
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): The time will be 7:53. Beep!!
Mr. Fussy: Ooh! Got it! No! No! That's-
(Mr. Fussy juggles the phone before turning it off. Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Bump notice but do not say anything)
Mr. Fussy: (sighs) Let's try to enjoy this ballet, shall we?
(Mr. Fussy gives Mr. Rude back his phone)
Mr. Rude: Oh, speak for yourself. I hate it already!
(Mr. Quiet is shown on stage when Little Miss Scary spins over to him. Mr. Quiet shows fear as more thunder claps)
Mr. Fussy: To think that ballet, once a noble art performed for kings and queens, has been reduced to this.
Mr. Rude: When are they going to speak?
Audience: Shhh!
Mr. Fussy: But that wasn't me! Oh, never mind. Characters don't speak in ballet. The entire story is told through movement and dance. For instance, this dance is telling the story of a...
(Mr. Fussy narrates what is happening in Little Miss Scary's ballet for Mr. Rude)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Strange ballerina who lives in a rather...
(Thunder claps)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Frightening castle.
(Mr. Quiet skips onto the stage)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Where a weary traveler has come looking for a place to stay.
(Mr. Fussy continues narrating)
Mr. Fussy: But, apparently the...spiky-haired little ballerina...
(Mr. Quiet is shown begging to Little Miss Scary)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Has decided to feed the weary traveler to her...
(A giant spider puppet falls from the top of the stage)
Mr. Fussy: Giant spider robot.
Mr. Rude: Ballet is for nincompoops!
Mr. Fussy: I beg your pardon! Real ballet happens to be a very sophisticated style of dance!
(Mr. Quiet tries to back away from the spider)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Oh! Ooh!
(Bats pick up Mr. Quiet and carry him to the spider)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
(Mr. Fussy jumps into Mr. Rude's lap in fear)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh!
Mr. Rude: Get back to your own chair!
(Mr. Fussy moves back to his chair)
Mr. Fussy: I'm sorry, Mr. Rude this dreadful ballet is frightening!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you frightening! (chuckles)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh!
(Mr. Rude farts in Mr. Fussy's face so loudly that it destroys the entire set of Little Miss Scary's ballet. The scene cuts to an angry Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small having tea)
Mr. Nosey: "MR. RUDE!"
(The scene cuts back to the ballet)
Miss Scary: Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to do the scaring around here!
(Little Miss Scary starts to walks off stage)
Miss Scary: Thanks a lot for ruining my ballet, Mr. Fussy!
(Several bats chase Mr. Fussy away)
Mr. Fussy: "NOOO! BATS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Mr. Rude: Maybe, the ballet isn't so bad after all. Huh?
(The screen fade to black as the scene transitions to the third bumper)
(Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, they transform into Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey show some confusion at first but they quickly brush it off)
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode, starting with Mr. Nervous spinning around on the disco ball suspended above the dance floor)
Narrator: Sadly, it's that time when the last dance has been danced and the last wiggle wiggled.
(Next, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Bounce are shown dancing in the damaged dance studio)
.Narrator: Of course, some Mr. Men and Little Misses just can't help themselves when they hear a beat.
(Mr. Messy flies across the screen thanks to the Boogie Boots he received earlier and the scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Bump, and Little Miss Daredevil dancing in outer space thanks to their Boogie Boots)
Narrator: For them, the chance to dance is one of life's greatest joys!
(Little Miss Daredevil spins around and flies up offscreen as the screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
(A PSA starring Mr. Nervous begins)
Mr. Nervous: "Hello. My name is Mr. Nervous. And I'm here to talk about a dangerously, hazardous activity! It's called..."
(A dance floor complete with a disco ball appear behind Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: Dancing!
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Naughty head onto the dance floor and begin dancing)
Mr. Nervous: "To dance, or as people say..."to boogie," is a one way ticket to your doom! Watch what happens when Mr. Bump and Miss Naughty do a dance called...'The Bump'!"
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Naughty start dancing "The Bump." The dance is done normally at first. Then Little Miss Naughty bumps Mr. Bump so hard, he crashes into the wall)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous ducks out of the way just in time)
Mr. Nervous: And every dance is more perilous than the next!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous showing the audience Mr. Strong, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine break dancing. Mr. Strong is on the dance floor, Little Miss Sunshine is dancing on the sidelines, and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are simply bobbing their heads to the beat)
Mr. Nervous: "Oh! This menacing movement, performed by Mr. Strong, is something they call...'break dancing!'"
(Mr. Strong spins on his head and ends up cracking the ground and falling down the hole he created. A splash is heard and Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine show concern)
Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!
Mr. Nervous: Ghee! Now you see why!
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous walking onto the dance floor)
Mr. Nervous: It only takes an instant...for Miss Scary to turn...an empty dance floor...into a TREACHEROUS TRAP OF TROUBLE!!
(Little Miss Scary runs onto the dance floor)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her green, large nose, monster mask)
Miss Scary: AAHHH! (laughs)
(Mr. Nervous jumps up and starts spinning around on the disco ball)
Mr. Nervous: Woah! Gah! Bad!
Miss Scary: AAHHH!
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Eeeh! Oh! There's just no end to the horror! So, if you're overtaken by the urge to dance...DON'T! Hmm...this has been a message from Mr. Nervous!
(Mr. Nervous' PSA ends as the screen fades to black)
US Version[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big purple screen comes up with "Dance, Dance, Dance" written on it with Little Miss Daredevil and music notes and who created the episode underneath. Cheering is heard in the background)
Miss Daredevil: Alright! Come on! Let's get those patooties on the dance floor!
(The screen fades to Mr. Bump dancing in a square)
Narrator: It's the first day of the month in Dillydale, and that can only mean one thing!
(Mr. Strong's square bumps Mr. Bump and his square offscreen. Mr. Strong starts to dance his signature dance)
Narrator: It's time to dance, dance, dance!
(Other squares featuring other Mr. Men and Little Misses dancing move across the screen. Those Mr. Men and Little Misses include; Little Miss Naughty, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Lazy, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Nervous. One square also moves underneath Mr. Bounce's square and next to Mr. Nervous' square but no one is shown in it)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses really do love to boogie! Almost as much as some like to scare!
(Little Miss Scary pops up in the empty square wearing her green monster mask)
Miss Scary: AH!
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away. Mr. Lazy's square, Mr. Bounce's square, Mr. Nervous' square, and Little MIss Scary's square form the windows and door a nearby building. Mr. Grumpy walks passed the building over to the Dillydale Dance Studio)
Narrator: In fact, the good people of Dillydale are always interested in learning a new dance.
(Mr. Grumpy looks at the studio while Little Miss Scary takes off her mask. Mr. Grumpy walks into the studio)
Narrator: So it's no surprise that Miss Whoops' dance class is the most popular class around!
(The scene cuts to the dance studio's waiting area. Mr. Strong is the receptionist. The phone rings and Mr. Strong answers it)
Mr. Strong: Dillydale Dance Studio. Please hold!
(Mr. Strong hangs up the phone but accidentally breaks the desk he was sitting at in two)
Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): (clears his throat)
(Mr. Grumpy is shown standing in front of the desk holding a coupon)
Mr. Strong: Oh! Hiya, Mr. Grumpy! What can I do for you?
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Strong. I got this coupon in the mail and I'm here for my free gift.
(Mr. Strong takes the coupon from Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Strong: Oh! No problem! Here you go!
(Mr. Strong ties a yellow headband around Mr. Grumpy's head. This knocks Mr. Grumpy's hat off his head in the process)
Mr. Grumpy: THAT'S my free gift?
Mr. Strong: Yep. So you look good for dance class.
Mr. Grumpy: DANCE CLASS!?
Mr. Strong: Uh, lucky for you, you're just in time!
(Mr. Strong picks up Mr. Grumpy and carries him into the next room via the fireman hold)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah! Hey! Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
(Mr. Strong puts Mr. Grumpy down in the dance studio and walks away)
Mr. Strong: Have fun!
Mr. Grumpy: You don't know me very well, do you?
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Bounce are shown stretching. Mr. Tickle is on Mr. Grumpy's left and Mr. Bounce is on Mr. Grumpy's right)
Mr. Tickle: Hi there, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Bounce.
Mr. Bounce: Are you ready to dance?
Mr. Grumpy: More like ready to run.
(Little Miss Whoops enters the room but opens the door so hard, it cracks the mirror on impact. Little Miss Whoops is carrying a boombox)
Miss Whoops: Whoops! Sorry I'm late! Get ready, cause it's time to dance, dance, dance!
Mr. Tickle: Yay!
(Mr. Bounce bounces with joy)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! I love to dance!
Mr. Grumpy: I suddenly regret this headband.
Miss Whoops: Now, let's review what we learned last week.
(Little Miss Whoops starts the music and Classical music plays. Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Bounce start dancing ballet. More specifically, they are on their toes delicately dancing and leaping around Mr. Grumpy in a circle)
Mr. Grumpy: You have got to be kidding me.
(Little Miss Whoops bumps into the boombox and knocks it over)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Bounce, who is between Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Tickle, bounces between the two)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce starts bouncing across the room. This causes damage to ceiling and a few pieces of it fall on the floor)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing Boing! Boing! Boing!
Mr. Grumpy: I've seen enough!
(Mr. Grumpy tries to leave but Mr. Tickle stops him)
Mr. Tickle: You can't leave yet, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Mr. Bounce lands on Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bounce: Thank you, Mr. Grumpy. I could not have stopped without you.
Mr. Grumpy: I do what I can.
Miss Whoops: Now for today's dance, we're gonna learn the tango.
(Mr. Bounce walks over to Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Whoops: Mr. Bounce, you will be my partner. Mr. Grumpy, you and Mr. Tickle can be partners.
(Mr. Tickle tosses a rose into his mouse and poses at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Why do we have to dance with partners?
Miss Whoops: Because it takes two to tango! (chuckles)
(Little Miss Whoops uses her foot to start the tango music. Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Whoops begin to tango. Mr. Tickle tries to tango with Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy rebuffs)
Mr. Grumpy: Keep those tickling tendrils to yourself!
(Mr. Tickle's arms retract in acknowledgement)
Miss Whoops: Come on, Mr. Grumpy! Show your stuff!
(Mr. Grumpy spins Mr. Tickle around)
Mr. Grumpy: Of all the cockamamy ideas...
(Mr. Tickle grabs Mr. Grumpy and gets into position for the tango)
Miss Whoops: Remember, feel the beat!
(Mr. Grumpy leans back)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm feeling something but it isn't the beat!
Mr. Tickle: Maybe you just need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: No! Don't! Ha! Ha! No! Don't! Ha! Ha!
(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: That's it! I am going home!
(Mr. Grumpy starts walking towards the exit. Little Miss Whoops spins Mr. Bounce too hard and Mr. Bounce starts bouncing around again)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce crashes into the ceiling which fall onto everyone. Mr. Tickle is buried in the rubble while Mr. Grumpy is simply trapped by it)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
(Little Miss Whoops pushes some rubble out of the way and pops up)
Miss Whoops: Looks like that's all for today. Good job everybody!
Mr. Grumpy: That's it!? I put up with all this nonsense and the class is over? Just like that!?
Miss Whoops: Yep! But you can keep the headband as our gift to you!
(Mr. Grumpy puts his hand to his face and shows that he is extremely annoyed. Mr. Bounce then falls back onto Mr. Grumpy as the screen fades to black.)
(The first bumper plays. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, Mr. Fussy's moustache flies off his face and onto Little Miss Sunshine's face. Both dancers are confused by this)
(A PSA starring Mr. Nervous begins)
Mr. Nervous: Hello. My name is Mr. Nervous. And I'm here to talk about a dangerously, hazardous activity! It's called...
(A dance floor complete with a disco ball appear behind Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: Dancing!
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Naughty head onto the dance floor and begin dancing)
Mr. Nervous: To dance, or as people say..."to boogie," is a one way ticket to your doom! Watch what happens when Mr. Bump and Miss Naughty do a dance called..."The Bump!"
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Naughty start dancing "The Bump." The dance is done normally at first. Then Little Miss Naughty bumps Mr. Bump so hard, he crashes into the wall)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous ducks out of the way just in time)
Mr. Nervous: And every dance is more perilous than the next!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous showing the audience Mr. Strong, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine break dancing. Mr. Strong is on the dance floor, Little Miss Sunshine is dancing on the sidelines, and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are simply bobbing their heads to the beat)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! This menacing movement, performed by Mr. Strong, is something they call..."break dancing"
(Mr. Strong spins on his head and ends up cracking the ground and falling down the hole he created. A splash is heard and Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine show concern)
Mr. Strong: Oh, that hurt!
Mr. Nervous: Ghee! Now you see why!
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous walking onto the dance floor)
Mr. Nervous: It only takes an instant...for Miss Scary to turn...an empty dance floor...into a TREACHEROUS TRAP OF TROUBLE!!
(Little Miss Scary runs onto the dance floor)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her green, large nose, monster mask)
Miss Scary: AAHHH!
(Mr. Nervous jumps up and starts spinning around on the disco ball)
Mr. Nervous: Woah! Gah! Bad!
Miss Scary: AAHHH!
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Eeeh! Oh! There's just no end to the horror! So, if you're overtaken by the urge to dance...DON'T! Hmm...this has been a message from Mr. Nervous!
(Mr. Nervous' PSA ends as the screen fades to black)
(The next scene starts on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's "Shazam, That's Good!" With your host...
(The curtain pulls up and a giant portrait of Mr. Messy is shown)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Messy! (laughs)
(The portrait of Mr. Messy goes up to show Mr. Messy sitting behind his desk on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to the show where, each week, we'll see a brand new music video! And the star of that video, will appear right here in the studio! So, let's give it up for today's guest...Miss Daredevil!
Audience: (cheering)
(Little Miss Daredevil flies onto the set)
Mr. Messy: Here!
(Mr. Messy get up from behind the desk and brushes some trash off the couch)
Mr. Messy: Just move some stuff out of your way!
(Mr. Messy sits down on the desk while Little Miss Daredevil sits on the couch)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks for having me on your show, Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: Thanks for coming, Miss Daredevil!
(Mr. Messy sees Little Miss Daredevil's boots)
Mr. Messy: Wow! Those are some styling boots!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks. These are my new Boogie Boots! They make dancing more fun than ever! Which I didn't know was possible! I love these Boogie Boots so much, I made a music video about them!
Mr. Messy: I can't wait to see it! So here it is!
(The TV monitor lowers down)
Mr. Messy: Miss Daredevil's "Gotta Get Down in my Boogie Boots!"
(Boogie Boots plays)
Miss Daredevil: When it's time to boogie! I zoom out to the floor! I shake my wiggle from side to side and my rockets start to roar!
Miss Daredevil and Backup Singers: 🎶These boots are made for dancin'
These boots have got the moves🎶
Miss Daredevil: 🎶It's a wild dance like there's ants in my pants
Fried up and in the groove.🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Mr. Grumpy a pair of boogie boots and Mr. Grumpy starts dancing)
Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Little Miss Scary a pair of boogie boots and Little Miss Scary starts dancing)
Backup Singers: 🎶You'll shimmy shake up to the bass.🎶
(Little Miss Daredevil gives Mr. Nervous a pair of boogie boots and Mr. Nervous starts dancing)
Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: And zoom up into outer space!
Alien: Houston, we have a problem.
(Little Miss Daredevil pops up wearing a space suit_
Miss Daredevil: WOOHOO!!!!
Miss Daredevil: 🎶Grab yourself some boogie boots,
Every time you hear the beat!
Your rockets will fire out on the floor
You'll feel the heat down in your feet!🎶
Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with my boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: Get down!
Backup Singers: 🎶You'll shimmy shake up to the bass.🎶
Miss Daredevil: Look out!
Backup Singers: 🎶Gotta get down with your boogie boots!🎶
Miss Daredevil: Oh yeah! And zoom up into outer space! (echoes)
(Boogie Boots ends and we return to the set of "Shazam, That's Good")
Mr. Messy: I give that video five...
(Five stinky socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)
Mr. Messy: Stinky socks!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks Mr. Messy. I'm glad you liked it.
Mr. Messy: And the only thing better than the song are these boogie boots!
(Mr. Messy flies around in his boogie boots and crashes into stuff)
Miss Daredevil: Uh oh! I think your boogie boots need some adjustments!
(Mr. Messy continues flying around in his boogie boots and crashing into stuff)
Mr. Messy: Join me again next week for..."Shazam, That's Good!"
(Mr. Messy flies across the screen and acts as a transition to the next bumper)
(The second bumper plays. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, Little Miss Sunshine's hair flies off her and onto Mr. Fussy's head. Little Miss Sunshine shows extreme embarrassment while Mr. Fussy makes a cute pose)
(A dance video featuring Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Messy plays. Everyone is in neon colors dancing to techno music)
(After the dance video, the scene transitions to the Dillydale concert hall where Little Miss Scary is to perform a ballet she created)
Narrator: Of all the different ways to dance, one stands out from all the rest!
(Everyone heads inside to watch the ballet)
Narrator: It's called ballet. And if that's not different enough, just wait until you see Miss Scary dance around the stage.
(The scene transitions to the auditorium. Mr. Fussy is reading a program for the show. while Mr. Rude is eating some frozen yogurt)
Mr. Fussy: I'm glad you could join me, Mr. Rude. It's nice to have someone with whom to share a little culture.
Mr. Rude: Ask me if I care! (burps)
(Mr. Rude drops his frozen yogurt and it splatters all over the ground)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Rude! It is entirely inappropriate to burp! Not to mention litter while watching the ballet!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you inappropriate!
(Mr. Rude prepares to fart but Mr. Fussy stops him)
Mr. Fussy: Don't you dare!
Mr. Rude: Dah!
Mr. Fussy: I refuse to be humiliated in public! So please, for once, try to show some manners! Thank goodness it's about to begin! Now, do be quiet!
(The audience claps as the curtain goes up)
Mr. Fussy: Wouldn't want to disturb the performance!
(The curtain goes up to reveal a castle at night. Thunder claps as Little Miss Scary dances her way on stage)
Mr. Fussy: Leave it to Miss Scary to find a way to work thunder into a ballet.
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): (chuckles) Thank you for calling Dillydale Time!
Mr. Fussy (whispering): What do you think you're doing?
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): At the tone, the time will be 7:52. Beep!!
Mr. Rude: My watch stopped! I wanted to know the time!
(Mr. Fussy snatches Mr. Rude's phone from him)
Mr. Fussy: This is hardly the place to be using your mobile phone!
Mr. Scatterbrain (on the phone): At the tone, the time will be 7:53. Beep!!
(Mr. Fussy juggles the phone before turning it off. Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Bump notice but do not say anything)
Mr. Fussy: Let's try to enjoy this ballet, shall we?
(Mr. Fussy gives Mr. Rude back his phone)
Mr. Rude: Oh, speak for yourself. I hate it already!
(Mr. Quiet is shown on stage when Little Miss Scary spins over to him. Mr. Quiet shows fear as more thunder claps)
Mr. Fussy: To think that ballet, once a noble art performed for kings and queens, has been reduced to this.
Mr. Rude: When are they going to speak?
Audience: Shhh!
Mr. Fussy: But that wasn't me! Oh, never mind. Characters don't speak in ballet. The entire story is told through movement and dance. For instance, this dance is telling the story of a...
(Mr. Fussy narrates what is happening in Little Miss Scary's ballet for Mr. Rude)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Strange ballerina who lives in a rather...
(Thunder claps)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Frightening castle.
(Mr. Quiet skips onto the stage)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Where a weary traveler has come looking for a place to stay.
(Mr. Fussy continues narrating)
Mr. Fussy: But, apparently...the demented little ballerina...
(Mr. Quiet is shown begging to Little Miss Scary)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): Has decided to feed the weary traveler to her...
(A giant spider puppet falls from the top of the stage)
Mr. Fussy: Giant spider robot!?
Mr. Rude: Ballet is for nincompoops!
Mr. Fussy: I beg your pardon! Real ballet happens to be a very sophisticated style of dance!
(Mr. Quiet tries to back away from the spider. Bats pick up Mr. Quiet and carry him to the spider)
Mr. Quiet: Hey!
(Mr. Fussy jumps into Mr. Rude's lap in fear)
Mr. Fussy: Doh!
Mr. Rude: Get back to your own chair!
(Mr. Fussy moves back to his chair)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! I'm sorry, Mr. Rude this dreadful ballet is frightening!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you frightening! (chuckles)
(Mr. Rude farts in Mr. Fussy's face so loudly that it destroys the entire set of Little Miss Scary's ballet. The scene cuts to an angry Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small having tea)
Mr. Nosey: MR. RUDE!!
(The scene cuts back to the ballet)
Miss Scary: Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to do the scaring around here!
(Little Miss Scary starts to walks off stage)
Miss Scary: Thanks a lot for wrecking my ballet Mr. Fussy!
(Several bats chase Mr. Fussy away)
Mr. Fussy: NO-OH-HO-HO-HO!
Mr. Rude: Maybe, the ballet isn't so bad after all. Huh?
(The screen fade to black as the scene transitions to the third bumper)
(Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Sunshine are dancing in a ballroom performing a partner dance. When they spin, they transform into Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey show some confusion at first but they quickly brush it off)
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Nervous spinning around on the disco ball suspended above the dance floor)
Narrator: Sadly, it's that time when the last dance has been danced and the last wiggle wiggled.
(Next, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Bounce are shown dancing in the damaged dance studio)
Narrator: Of course, some Mr. Men and Little Misses can't help themselves when they hear a beat.
(Mr. Messy flies across the screen thanks to the Boogie Boots he received earlier and the scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Bump, and Little Miss Daredevil dancing in outer space thanks to their Boogie Boots)
Narrator: For them, the chance to dance is one of life's greatest joys!
(Little Miss Daredevil spins around and flies up offscreen as the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)