Trotter: Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo here. We're in trouble!
Zenda: Oh? What seems to be the matter?
Trotter: Oh, well, the lion's gone! And the tiger too!
Zenda: I see!
Trotter: They handed it in their notice at the Travelling Zoo.
I'm the owner! I don't know what to do! There's trouble at the Travelling Zoo.
Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo! Zenda: WELL, that's no problem! Replace the big cats! You've done it before.
Trotter: It goes deeper than that!
Zenda: Oh?
Trotter: You see, the monkeys left!
Zenda: Ah!
Trotter: And the kangaroo!
Zenda: I see!
Trotter: And when the bear walked out, there was a hullabaloo! And then the penguins...
Zenda: Yes?
Trotter: ..so politely withdrew. There's trouble at the Travelling Zoo.
Both: Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo! Trotter: What we're talk about here is total breakdown!
Zenda: Yes, that sounds bad!
Trotter: Bad?! It's a catastrophe! The only one that's left...
Zenda: Aha?
Trotter: ..is a cockatoo!
Zenda: Oh dear!
Trotter: Not much of an attraction for the public to view. Doctor Trotter is appealing to you to help us save the Travelling Zoo. You gotta help us, Zenda!
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Zenda: What do you want me to do?
Trotter: We'd like a new collection of exhibits.
Zenda: Yes?
Trotter: And this time something really EXTRA special! Something the public's never seen before!
Zenda: Aha, you mean you want me to capture a new species!
Trotter: That will do nicely!
Zenda: It will need an expedition...?
Trotter: Money is no object!
Zenda: I accept!
Trotter: Wonderful! It would great if you capture something new! An elephant that's pink or a flamingo that's blue.
Zenda: Yes, or a camel that's a cross with a gnu!
Both: Yes, for showing at the Travelling Zoo!
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Trotter: One more time!
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Trotter: Good luck!
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The Mr. Men Musical - Dr Trotter's Travelling Zoo (1985)