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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark red screen comes up with "Driving" written on it with a race car, a checkered flag, a stack of tires, and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins on the roads of Dillydale. Little Miss Scary is seen driving her car on the road)

Narrator: It's a perfect day for driving!

(Little Miss Sunshine drives by in her car. A luxurious car is also seen on the road)

Narrator: And no one knows this better than the good people of Dillydale!

(The camera pans to an intersection. The traffic light is red. Little Miss Daredevil pulls up in her rocket racer along with Mr. Strong in his new car. The two are prepared to race when the light turns green)

Narrator: Some Mr. Men and Little Misses enjoy driving their cars...

(The light turns green and Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Strong drive their cars as fast as they can)

Narrator: Fast.

(The camera pans over to Mr. Lazy. He is driving his camper van very, very slowly. So slowly, that Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are able to roller skate past Mr. Lazy)

Narrator: While others, prefer a slower pace.

(The camera pans to the left over to a driving school)

Narrator: Of course, not everyone in Dillydale knows how to drive.

(A car is shown parked in front of the driving school. Little Miss Whoops is shown to be the driver. Mr. Happy exits the school and gets into the passenger side of the car with Little Miss Whoops)

Narrator: Which is why...

(Little Miss Whoops shifts the car into reverse and drives backwards for a moment)

Narrator: Mr. Happy started the "Mr. Happy Driving School!"

(Little Miss Whoops starts driving on the road but cannot stay in her lane. She accidentally runs over some of the signs in front of Mr. Grumpy's house. Much to the horrific shock of Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy becomes incredibly irate. Mr. Fussy is shown taking his trash out when Little Miss Whoops accidentally backs-up and knocks over Mr. Fussy's trash can. The trash can lands on Mr. Fussy and he is both covered in trash and stuck in the can)

Narrator: Where anyone can learn to drive.

(Little Miss Whoops drives away as Mr. Happy adjusts his mirror)

Narrator: Even Miss Whoops!

Mr. Happy: Now remember, Miss Whoops, it's very important to pay attention to all the wonderful traffic signs.

(Little Miss Whoops drives by a stop sign without stopping)

Miss Whoops: Okay, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy: Like that stop sign you went through!

Miss Whoops: Huh?

(Mr. Happy elbows Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Oh!

Mr. Happy: Without stopping!

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops hits a sign that says "Do Not Drive Here". This damages the car slightly with a headlight coming out of the car. Little Miss Whoops uses the windshield wipers to get rid of the sign)

Mr. Happy: Some signs alert us to danger on the road. Or warn us...

(Little Miss Whoops drives onto a part of the road that is restricted)

Mr. Happy: Not to enter!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Happy: Or tell us when we're...

(Little Miss Whoops is shown driving on a one-way street (as the arrows are pointing in the opposite direction))

Mr. Happy: Going the wrong way in a one-way street!

(Little Miss Whoops drives past Mr. Bump)

Mr. Happy: (laughs)

(Little Miss Whoops drives past Little Miss Sunshine. Cars start honking their horns in an effort to get Little Miss Whoops' attention)

Mr. Happy: Like we're doing right now.

(Little Miss Whoops continues down the one-way street going the wrong direction and passes Mr. Noisy, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey make their vehicle jump over Little Miss Whoops' car)

Mr. Small: Upsy-daisy!

(Little Miss Whoops realizes her mistake as she drives off the one-way street)

Miss Whoops: Sorry about that, Mr. Happy.

'Mr. Happy: Oh! That's alright, Miss Whoops. You're doing wonderfully!

Miss Whoops: I was born to drive!

(Little Miss Whoops drives through an intersection. She fails to see Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Noisy also driving through the intersection)

Miss Whoops: (laughs)

(Because Little Miss Whoops didn't see Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Noisy driving through the intersection, the three cars crash into each other as they reach the middle of the intersection. The three cars honk their horns as they crash into each other)

Mr. Happy: How about we turn our attention to another important part of driving? And that's, parking the car!

Miss Whoops: Whatever you say, Mr. Happy! I'm here to learn.

Mr. Happy: Fantastic!

(Mr. Happy points to the right)

Mr. Happy: Just pull right into this car park.

(Little Miss Whoops drives through a fence into the parking lot)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The car shows further damage and Mr. Happy starts showing worry on his face)

Mr. Happy: What a wonderful shortcut!

Miss Whoops: What can I say, I know my stuff.

Mr. Happy: Ooh.

(Little Miss Whoops drives through the parking lot of a grocery store. Little Miss Whoops rams through a bunch of shopping trolleys that start rolling all over. One crashes into Mr. Grumpy's car)

Mr. Grumpy: (screams)

(The trolley flips onto the top of Mr. Grumpy's car)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm.

(Another trolley rolls towards Mr. Tall, who avoids the collision by having the cart roll through his legs. A third trolley starts heading straight for Mr. Bump as he is about to exit the store)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The doors to the store close just before the trolley could ram into Mr. Bump and the trolley rams into the doors instead. The doors open back up and Mr. Bump becomes happy by this stroke of luck)

Mr. Bump: Huh!

(Unfortunately, a fourth trolley crashes into the one that rammed into the door and both end up ramming into Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump is knocked back into the store. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Happy: Now remember, when parking your car, make sure the space you pull into, is big enough for your car.

(Little Miss Whoops sees a small parking space)

Miss Whoops: There's a space right there.

(Little Miss Whoops parks the car into the spot but ends up squishing the car between the other two vehicles on its sides. partially damaging all three vehicles)

Mr. Happy: What a perfect piece of parking. (chuckles) Too bad this space is for a motorcycle.

Miss Whoops: I thought it was a bit small. Let me find a better one.

(Little Miss Whoops backs out of the space and starts looking around for another parking spot)

Mr. Happy: You really are quite the driver, Miss Whoops!

Miss Whoops: I told you...

(Little Miss Whoops approaches a parking spot)

Miss Whoops: I'm a natural!

(Little Miss Whoops successfully parks the car)

Miss Whoops: How was that, Mr. Happy?

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Except for one thing!.

(The camera zooms out to reveal that they parked next to Little Miss Daredevil's rocket)

Mr. Happy: Never park your car to close to...

(Little Miss Daredevil takes off in her rocket and smoke covers the ground as she flies away)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

(The smoke clears and the car Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops were driving is reduced to ash)

Mr. Happy: Miss Daredevil's rocket!

(The car disintegrates and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops fall to the ground)

Miss Whoops: Who would've guessed?

Mr. Happy: Well, since we don't have a car to drive, how about we...

Mr. Happy: Call it a day?

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops stand up)

Miss Whoops: Fine with me. I'm late for my helicopter lessons.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops walk out of the ash that was once a car)

Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil jets across the screen in her rocket. The smoke covers the screen. When it clears, the first bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right and sees Mr. Fussy drive his car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump looks left and right again and sees Mr. Lazy driving his RV across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street only for a shopping cart to collides into him. Resulting in Mr. Bump landing in the shopping cart. The screen fades to black and the next scene begins on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!." Mr. Happy is shown as the presenter)

Mr. Happy: It's..."Shazam, That's Good!" With your host...

(Mr. Messy is shown waving hello to the audience)

Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to "Shazam, That's Good!"

(Mr. Messy starts walking over to his desk)

Mr. Messy: Today's guest has a new music video that I can't wait to see!

(Mr. Messy claps for a moment)

Mr. Messy: So, let's give it up for...Mr. Strong!

(Mr. Strong gestures to the left. The camera pans to the left and the audience claps)

Audience (offscreen): (cheers)

(Mr. Strong drives his racecar through the wall and parks it on the set. Mr. Strong gets out of the car)

Mr. Messy: Nice car, Mr. Strong.

(Mr. Strong heads over to the couch)

Mr. Strong: Oh. Thanks, Mr. Messy. Feel free to borrow it anytime you want.

(Mr. Strong jumps on the couch so he can sit on it but accidentally breaks the couch in two. A cushion lands on his head)

Mr. Strong: Oh pickles!

(Mr. Strong takes the seat cushion off his head)

Mr. Messy: Aw, don't worry about it. Tell us about, "Burning Rubber".

Mr. Strong: Well, that's what happens when you're gonna take off in your racecar.

(Mr. Strong spins his fingers around)

Mr. Strong: And your spin your tires against the road, making smoke.

Mr. Messy: No! I-I mean your song, "Burning Rubber".

Mr. Strong: Oh! Ho! That! Ha-ha! Well, you know, I love racing and I love to sing. So I thought, "why not do the both the same time?"

Mr. Messy: Why not! So here it is! Mr. Strong's new music video..."Burning Rubber!"

(Burning Rubber plays)

Mr. Strong (voiceover): Are you all ready? Get ready for the flag! Here we go!

Mr. Strong: 🎵Drivers get ready, start your engines!

The race is about to begin!

Rev on the yellow, tear out on the green!

Lookin' for a checkered flag win!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

If you wanna go fast,

You've gotta step on the gas!🎵

Mr. Strong: Oh yeah! Here we go!

Mr. Strong:🎵Five hundred times around the track,

Your hand's grippin' tight at the wheel!

Cause one wrong move and you'll be spinning out!

Ending up in a tangle of steel!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

And if you wanna go fast,

You've gotta step on the gas!🎵

Mr. Strong: Oh yeah! That's right, baby!

(Burning Rubber ends and the scene cuts back to the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")

Mr. Messy: I give that video five stinky socks!

(Five stinky socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)

Mr. Strong: Oh! Thanks, Mr. Messy.

Mr. Messy: The only thing better than the song, would be a ride in your car!

Mr. Strong: Say no more! Hop in!

(Mr. Messy jumps over his desk and he and Mr. Strong get into Mr. Strong's car. Mr. Strong is behind the wheel with Mr. Messy as his passenger)

Mr. Messy: Join me again next week for "Shazam, That's Good!"

(Mr. Strong and Mr. Messy drive away. The screen fades to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right and sees Little Miss Daredevil drive her rocket racer across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump tries to cross the street but immediately retracts when he sees Mr. Rude driving in his car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street. Unexpectedly, a meteor falls from the sky and smashes into Mr. Bump as he reaches the middle of the road. Mr. Bump rises from the crater in a daze. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is a dance video. Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Daredevil are dancing at a racetrack on with the camera zooming in and out. Little Miss Naughty is dancing on top of a car, Mr. Quiet is dancing on top of a set of tires, and Little Miss Daredevil is dancing on top of a barrel. After the camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil, the dance video ends and the next scene begins. The scene begins out on the open road)

Narrator: Nothing pleases...

(Little Miss Sunshine drives across the screen from left to right)

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses more than...

(Mr. Rude drives across the screen from right to left)

Narrator: A drive in the country.

(Mr. Bump drives across the screen from left to right)

Narrator: Especially,

(Mr. Fussy is shown driving in his car with Mr. Nervous)

Narrator: One shared in the company of good friends.

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Nervous and Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Nervous: Thank you for installing the extra seatbelts, Mr. Fussy!

Mr. Fussy: My pleasure, Mr. Nervous. It's nice to have you along for the drive.

(Mr. Fussy notices something offscreen)

Mr. Fussy: Oh dear!

(Mr. Nervous also sees what Mr. Fussy sees)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(The camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox on the side of the road with Little Miss Chatterbox's car smoking due to her car breaking down. Mr. Fussy pulls over towards the stranded duo)

Mr. Fussy: It looks like someone has broken down!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle see Mr. Fussy and Mr. Nervous and the former two perk up. Little Miss Chatterbox waves hello to them)

Miss Chatterbox: Hi there, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous! (gasps) What a coincidence! You're driving and Mr. Tickle and I are standing by the side of the road.

Mr. Fussy: What seems to be the trouble, Miss Chatterbox?

Miss Chatterbox: My car started making this terrible noise, and then it just stopped.

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox's car)

Mr. Tickle: Even a tickle couldn't bring it back to life!

Miss Chatterbox: And it's funny, not haha funny, but odd funny that neither of us knows how to fix cars! I don't suppose you know how to fix cars?

Mr. Fussy: No. But perhaps I can use my mobile phone...

(Mr. Fussy takes out his mobile phone)

Mr. Fussy: And call a pickup truck?

(Little Miss Chatterbox appears sitting in the backseat behind Mr. Nervous. This startles Mr. Fussy and causes him to drop his mobile phone)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Oh, that's too much trouble.

Mr. Fussy (overlap): Oh!

(Mr. Tickle appears sitting next to Little Miss Chatterbox in the seat behind Mr. Fussy. Mr. Tickle waves hello)

Miss Chatterbox: We'll just ride back to town with you.

Mr. Fussy: But...but, we're not going home right away. We're out for a drive in the country.

Miss Chatterbox: Oh. That's okay.

(Mr. Fussy becomes irritated)

Miss Chatterbox: You're going to go home sooner or later.

(Mr. Fussy clenches the steering wheel)

Miss Chatterbox: Unless you're planning to move, which I doubt, since you don't have any suitcases or...

(Mr. Fussy starts the car up)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Anything

Mr. Fussy (overlap): Buckle up.

(The camera cuts to Mr. Fussy driving his car with Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle in tow)

Miss Chatterbox: And that's when I looked into my bed and saw a skunk!

(The camera zooms in on the car)

Miss Chatterbox: Actually, it wasn't a real skunk. It was a shoe that I lost last year. Ha! I was a lot happier to find a lost shoe than a skunk. Not that I mind the smell of a skunk or anything.

(Miss Chatterbox gets an idea)

Miss Chatterbox: Hey! Let's play a car game!

Mr. Fussy: A game? Oh, what a splendid idea!

(Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: How about "Tickle the Driver?"

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Fussy temporarily loses control of the car)

Mr. Fussy: No!

Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)

Mr. Fussy (overlap): No! Stop! NO!

Mr. Tickle (overlap): Oh! OH!

(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Fussy and crouches behind the front seat, knowing that he's in trouble. Mr. Nervous trembles in terror)

Mr. Fussy: It is unsafe to "Tickle the Driver!!!"

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)

Mr. Tickle (disappointedly): Fine.

(Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: I know! Let's play "Tickle the Passenger!"

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Trembling tentacles of tickling terror!

(The airbags in front of Mr. Nervous go out and lift Mr. Nervous' glasses off his face)

Mr. Tickle: Ooh!

(The airbags deflate and Mr. Nervous takes his glasses back and puts them back on)

Mr. Fussy: Sweet apple strudel.

(Mr. Nervous puts his glasses back on. Little Miss Chatterbox leans slightly out of the car and points at something offscreen)

Miss Chatterbox: Look! There's Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet!

Mr. Tickle: Yay!

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Fussy about to pass Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet. Little Miss Scary's car has also broken down)

Mr. Tickle: Two more people to tickle!

(Mr. Fussy pretends to not see them)

Mr. Fussy: Where? I don't see anyone.

(Little Miss Chatterbox points at them)

Miss Chatterbox: They're right there!

(Mr. Fussy continues driving past Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet)

Miss Chatterbox: Their car must've broken down too.

(Mr. Fussy sees Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet but continues driving)

Mr. Fussy: Oh, yes. I see them now.

(Mr. Quiet, in confusion, and Little Miss Scary, in annoyance, watch as Mr. Fussy drives away)

Mr. Fussy: Well, I'm sure help is on the way. Now, if we hurry, we might catch the sunset on Dillydale Ridge.

(Little Miss Chatterbox looks back at them and taps Mr. Fussy on the shoulder)

Miss Chatterbox: I think we'd better stop and help them.

(Mr. Fussy backs the car up and stops next to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)

Mr. Nervous: N-n-not Miss Scary! My nerves can only take so much in one day!

(Mr. Nervous sees Little Miss Scary and crouches in fear)

Mr. Nervous: (shrieks)

Miss Scary: For a minute there, I didn't think you were gonna stop!

Mr. Fussy (unenthusiastically): Don't be silly.

Mr. Nervous (stammering): We're here to help.

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers)

Mr. Tickle: And tickle!

(Mr. Quiet walks over to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Chatterbox: We're going on a drive in the country. Want to come with us?

Mr. Fussy: No! There's not enough-

(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary get into the backseat of the car)

Mr. Fussy: Room.

(Mr. Fussy starts the car up again and continues driving. Little Miss Scary then gets an idea and puts on her green big-mouthed mask)

Miss Scary: (screams)

Mr. Fussy, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Tickle: (screams)

(Mr. Fussy loses control of the car again but soon regains control of it. Little Miss Scary takes her mask off)

Miss Scary: (laughs)

Mr. Fussy: Miss Scary!

(Mr. Fussy starts obliviously driving towards an unfinished bridge)

Mr. Fussy: Stop that right now!

(Mr. Quiet notices the signs and tries to warn Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Quiet: Uh, I don't think you want to go this way.

Mr. Fussy: There will be no tickling, no scaring, and positively no chattering.

(Mr. Fussy drives over the sign at the end of the incomplete bridge)

Mr. Fussy: For the entire rest of the trip-

(Mr. Fussy drives off the bridge)

Mr. Fussy (overlap): TRIIIIP!

Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Quiet, and Miss Chatterbox (overlap): (screams)

(Everyone is shown in the car as it falls to the ground. Mr. Quiet, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Fussy are terrified while Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox are enjoying the excitement)

Everyone: (screams)

Miss Chatterbox: Wow! Look at us! We're up in the air!

Miss Scary and Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Miss Chatterbox: How did that happen? I am amazed! We won't even have wings.

Mr. Nervous: Sky! Bad! Ground! Too far! (whimpers)

Everyone: (screams)

(The car (and everyone in it) falls past Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small, who are flying in their flying machine)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Hi, Mr. Nosey! Hi, Mr. Small!

(The camera cuts to Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: We just drove off a bridge!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey see them and Mr. Small raises his hat to say hello. The camera cuts back to the car)

Everyone: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: How long?

Everyone: (screams)

(The car finally lands on the ground, wheels first, and the car starts rolling down a steep road)

Everyone: Woah!

Mr. Fussy: Ooh!

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers in fear)

(The car drives through a bunch of pine trees and a few branches get in Mr. Fussy's face and mouth)

Mr. Fussy: Gah! P-tah!

(The car drives through a more pine trees)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Hello.

(A flock of birds are scared away)

Birds: (caws)

(Little Miss Chatterbox sees a skunk riding on the back of the car)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh my goodness, what is it with me and skunks?

Skunk: (squeals)

(The skunk raises their arm up and grabs a branch as the car speeds past it to get off the car. The car then hits a giant boulder)

Everyone: D'oh!

(The car flips over the boulder before landing wheels first and resumes speeding down the hill)

Everyone: Ooh!

Miss Scary: Ha-ha!

(The boulder cracks slightly. The car soon reaches the bottom of the hill and stops)

Mr. Fussy: (groans a sigh) Oh dear.

Mr. Nervous: (yelps)

(Mr. Nervous unbuckles himself)

Mr. Nervous: Quite possibly the most horrifying day of my life!!

(Mr. Nervous gets out of the car and runs away. Little Miss Chatterbox leaves. Mr. Quiet starts kissing the ground)

Miss Scary: Thanks, Mr. Fussy!

(Mr. Quiet stops kissing the ground and runs away)

Mr. Quiet: (screams quietly and whimpers)

Miss Scary: That was the most terrifying car ride ever!

(Little Miss Scary leaves)

Mr. Fussy: (sighs)

(Mr. Fussy gets out of the car and inspects it)

Mr. Fussy: At least my automobile survived with only a slight amount the damage.

(Mr. Tickle jolts over to Mr. Fussy and tries to tickle him)

Mr. Tickle (overlap): Then,

Mr. Fussy (overlap): (yelps)

Mr. Tickle: How about a tickle to celebrate?

Mr. Fussy: No!

(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)

Mr. Fussy: I am in no mood for your tomfoolery!

(The boulder from before rolls down the hill)

Mr. Tickle: Oh?

(The boulder flattens Mr. Fussy's car)

Mr. Fussy: On second thought...I'll take that tickle.

Mr. Tickle: Yay!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Mr. Fussy: (laughs)

(Mr. Fussy falls to the ground and Mr. Tickle continues tickling him)

Mr. Fussy and Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Mr. Tickle (overlap): (laughs)

Mr. Fussy (overlap): That's enough! (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right. He tries to cross the street but quickly retracts upon seeing Little Miss Sunshine drive her car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump looks left and right again and, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street. When he does cross, Mr. Bump sees a car approaching from the left side of the screen and braces for pain. Fortunately, it's only Mr. Small driving in his car. When Mr. Small bumps into Mr. Bump there is no effect,. Then, coming in from the right side of the screen, Little Miss Whoops flattens Mr. Bump in her steamroller and Mr. Bump winds up seeing stars. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is nighttime)

Narrator: Another day of driving comes to a close...

(The camera pans down showing Mr. Rude's house and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's houses. Both houses have their lights on inside)

Narrator: In Dillydale.

(Little Miss Scary is shown driving her car to the left and passes Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's house, Mr. Rude's house, and Little Miss Sunshine's house. Little Miss Daredevil is shown driving her car to the right past Mr. Rude's house and Little Miss Sunshine's house. Little Miss Sunshine is shown driving her car to the left past Mr. Rude's house and parks her car outside her own house. She gets out of the car and locks it with her key fob)

Narrator: It's time for the Mr. Men and Little Misses to park their cars and turn off their engines.

(Mr. Quiet is shown parking his car next to Mr. Grumpy's house (that's an error and it's supposed to be his own house) and locking it with his key fob. Mr. Noisy is shown parking his car in front of his own house. When he locks it, his car blares out an alarm that's louder than a siren. This results in Mr. Quiet covering his ears due to the high volume)

Narrator: They know with tomorrow,

(The camera pans to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's duplex. Mr. Fussy is shown walking home)

Narrator: Comes another chance to...

(Mr. Fussy sees Little Miss Whoops driving and runs away. Little Miss Whoops crashes into Mr. Messy's side of the duplex)

Narrator: Take to the open road...

(Mr. Strong pulls up in his car from stage left)

Narrator: And burn some rubber!

(Mr. Strong drives past all the houses seen in the scene and drives away with "Burning Rubber" playing in the background)

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]


US version[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark red screen comes up with "Driving" written on it with a race car, a checkered flag, a stack of tires, and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins on the roads of Dillydale. Little Miss Scary is seen driving her car on the road)

Narrator: It's a perfect day for driving!

(Little Miss Sunshine drives by in her car. A luxurious car is also seen on the road)

Narrator: And no one knows this better than the good people of Dillydale!

(The camera pans to an intersection. The traffic light is red. Little Miss Daredevil pulls up in her rocket racer along with Mr. Strong in his new car. The two are prepared to race when the light turns green)

Narrator: Some Mr. Men and Little Misses enjoy driving their cars...

(The light turns green and Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Strong drive their cars as fast as they can)

Narrator: Fast.

(The camera pans over to Mr. Lazy. He is driving his camper van very, very slowly. So slowly, that Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are able to roller skate past Mr. Lazy)

Narrator: While others, prefer a more leisurely pace.

(The camera pans to the left over to a driving school)

Narrator: Of course, not everyone in Dillydale knows how to drive.

(A car is shown parked in front of the driving school. Little Miss Whoops is shown to be the driver. Mr. Happy exits the school and gets into the passenger side of the car with Little Miss Whoops)

Narrator: Which is why...

(Little Miss Whoops shifts the car into reverse and drives backwards for a moment)

Narrator: Mr. Happy started the "Mr. Happy Driving School!"

(Little Miss Whoops starts driving on the road but cannot stay in her lane. She accidentally runs over some of the signs in front of Mr. Grumpy's house. Much to the horrific shock of Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy becomes incredibly irate. Mr. Fussy is shown taking his trash out when Little Miss Whoops accidentally backs-up and knocks over Mr. Fussy's trash can. The trash can lands on Mr. Fussy and he is both covered in trash and stuck in the can)

Narrator: Where anyone can learn to drive.

(Little Miss Whoops drives away as Mr. Happy adjusts his mirror)

Narrator: Even Miss Whoops!

Mr. Happy: Now remember, Miss Whoops, it's very important to pay attention to all the wonderful traffic signs.

(Little Miss Whoops drives by a stop sign without stopping)

Miss Whoops: Gotcha, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy: Like that stop sign you went through!

(Mr. Happy elbows Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Happy: Without stopping!

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops hits a sign that says "Do Not Drive Here". This damages the car slightly with a headlight coming out of the car. Little Miss Whoops uses the windshield wipers to get rid of the sign)

Mr. Happy: Some signs alert us to danger on the road. Or warn us...

(Little Miss Whoops drives onto a part of the road that is restricted)

Mr. Happy: Not to enter!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Happy: Or tell us when we're...

(Little Miss Whoops is shown driving on a one-way street (as the arrows are pointing in the opposite direction))

Mr. Happy: Going the wrong way in a one-way street!

(Little Miss Whoops drives past Mr. Bump)

Mr. Happy: (laughs)

(Little Miss Whoops drives past Little Miss Sunshine. Cars start honking their horns in an effort to get Little Miss Whoops' attention)

Mr. Happy: Like we're doing right now.

(Little Miss Whoops continues down the one-way street going the wrong direction and passes Mr. Noisy, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Noisy: Incoming!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey make their vehicle jump over Little Miss Whoops' car)

Mr. Nosey: Woah!

Mr. Stubborn: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops realizes her mistake as she drives off the one-way street)

Miss Whoops: Sorry about that, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy: Oh! That's alright, Miss Whoops. You're doing wonderfully!

Miss Whoops: I was born to drive!

(Little Miss Whoops drives through an intersection. She fails to see Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Noisy also driving through the intersection)

Miss Whoops: (laughs)

(Because Little Miss Whoops didn't see Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Noisy driving through the intersection, the three cars crash into each other as they reach the middle of the intersection. The three cars honk their horns as they crash into each other)

Mr. Happy: How about we turn our attention to another important part of driving? And that's, parking the car!

Miss Whoops: Whatever you say, Mr. Happy! I'm here to learn.

Mr. Happy: Fantastic!

(Mr. Happy points to the right)

Mr. Happy: Just pull right into this parking lot.

(Little Miss Whoops drives through a fence into the parking lot)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The car shows further damage and Mr. Happy starts showing worry on his face)

Mr. Happy: What a wonderful shortcut!

Miss Whoops: What can I say, I know my stuff.

Mr. Happy: Oh.

(Little Miss Whoops drives through the parking lot of a grocery store. Little Miss Whoops rams through a bunch of shopping carts that start rolling all over. One crashes into Mr. Grumpy's car and flips onto the top of it. Another rolls towards Mr. Tall, who avoids the collision by having the cart roll through his legs. A third cart starts heading straight for Mr. Bump as he is about to exit the store)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The doors to the store close just before the cart could ram into Mr. Bump and the cart rams into the doors instead. The doors open back up and Mr. Bump becomes happy by this stroke of luck. Unfortunately, a fourth cart crashes into the one that rammed into the door and both end up ramming into Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Gah! Ooh!

(Mr. Bump is knocked back into the store. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Happy: Now remember, when parking your car, make sure the space you pull into is big enough for your car.

(Little Miss Whoops sees a small parking space)

Miss Whoops: There's a space right there.

(Little Miss Whoops parks the car into the spot but ends up squishing the car between the other two vehicles on its sides. partially damaging all three vehicles)

Mr. Happy: What a perfect parking job. Too bad this space is for a motorcycle.

Miss Whoops: I thought it was kind of small. Let me find a better one.

(Little Miss Whoops backs out of the space and starts looking around for another parking spot)

Mr. Happy: You really are quite the driver, Miss Whoops!

Miss Whoops: I told you...

(Little Miss Whoops approaches a parking spot)

Miss Whoops: I'm a natural!

(Little Miss Whoops successfully parks the car)

Miss Whoops: How was that, Mr. Happy?

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Except for one thing!.

(The camera zooms out to reveal that they parked next to Little Miss Daredevil's rocket)

Mr. Happy: Never park you car next to...

(Little Miss Daredevil takes off in her rocket and smoke covers the ground as she flies away)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(The smoke clears and the car Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops were driving is reduced to ash)

Mr. Happy: Miss Daredevil's rocket!

(The car disintegrates and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops fall to the ground)

Miss Whoops: Who would've guessed?

Mr. Happy: Well, since we don't have a car to drive, how about we...

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops stand up)

Mr. Happy: Call it a day?

Miss Whoops: Fine with me. I'm late for my helicopter lessons.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops walk out of the ash that was once a car)

Mr. Happy and Little Miss Whoops: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil jets across the screen in her rocket. The smoke covers the screen. When it clears, the first bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right and sees Mr. Fussy drive his car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump looks left and right again and sees Mr. Lazy driving his RV across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street only for a shopping cart to collides into him. Resulting in Mr. Bump landing in the shopping cart. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. The next scene features an ad for "Mr. Rude's Car Service." The ad begins with three luxurious cars driving down three different roads with the Dillydale skyline in the background. Mr. Rude appears in the center of the screen wearing a driver's cap and saluting to the viewers)

Mr. Fussy (voiceover): 🎵Let Mr. Rude, drive you there!🎵

(Mr. Rude fades away as a larger version of the luxury cars pulls up from the right side of the screen. Mr. Rude rolls down the window to reveal that he is the one in the driver's seat. Mr. Rude blows a raspberry and gives a sign of contempt by thumbing his nose)

Mr. Fussy (voiceover): 🎵Here in Dillydale or anywhere!🎵

(The car drives away and leaves behind a cloud of exhaust that transitions the scene to show Mr. Rude outside of the luxury car)

Mr. Rude: Why take your own car when "Mr. Rude's Car Service..."

(Mr. Rude gestures to his car)

Mr. Rude: Can get you there?!

(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude driving around in his car and addressing the viewers)

Mr. Rude: I treat every...

(Mr. Rude stops the car by Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Rude: Customer like a king or queen.

(Mr. Rude takes out a newspaper and begins to read it. A slightly irate Little Miss Sunshine enters the car and perks back up)

Miss Sunshine: I'd like to go to the "Rainbows and Buttons Store".

(Mr. Rude puts his newspaper down and rolls up the window that separates himself from the back of the car. Little Miss Sunshine looks around in surprise)

Mr. Rude: Rainbows make me sick!

(Mr. Rude ejects Little Miss Sunshine from the car)

Miss Sunshine: Ooh! (screams)

(The scene transitions to outside of Mr. Rude's car. Mr. Rude rolls down his window to talk to the viewers)

Mr. Rude: When riding in our cars, I guarantee peace and quiet...

(The passenger window rolls down to reveal that Mr. Noisy is the passenger)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): This is one comfortable ride!

Mr. Rude: For me!

(Mr. Rude rolls up the window and ejects Mr. Noisy from the car)

Mr. Noisy: (screams)

(The scene transitions to Mr. Rude with Mr. Grumpy as his passenger)

Mr. Rude: Allow me to get you where you want to go!

Mr. Grumpy: HEY! This isn't the library!

Mr. Rude: (sighs) You complain too much.

(Mr. Rude farts and proceeds to roll up the window. Much to Mr. Grumpy's disgust)

Mr. Grumpy: MR. RUDE!!! (gags)

(Mr. Grumpy presses his face to the window to try and escape. Mr. Grumpy turns green and passes out)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!

(Mr. Rude ends the suffering by ejecting Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: W-woah!

Mr. Rude: So!

(The scene cuts to Mr. Rude's taxi stopping)

Mr. Rude: Call Mr. Rude's Car Service the next time you need a ride.

(Mr. Grumpy lands on the ground)

Mr. Rude: You will be glad, you did!

(Mr. Rude drives away. A cloud of exhaust engulfs the screen and Mr. Rude is shown blowing a raspberry and giving a sign of contempt by thumbing his nose. The screen fades to black and the next scene begins on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!." Mr. Happy is shown as the presenter)

Mr. Happy: It's..."Shazam, That's Good!" With your host...

(Mr. Messy is shown waving hello to the audience)

Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to "Shazam, That's Good!"

(Mr. Messy starts walking over to his desk)

Mr. Messy: Today's guest has a new music video that I can't wait to see!

(Mr. Messy claps for a moment)

Mr. Messy: So let's give it up for Mr. Strong!

(Mr. Strong gestures to the left. The camera pans to the left and the audience claps)

Audience (offscreen): (cheers)

(Mr. Strong drives his racecar through the wall and parks it on the set. Mr. Strong gets out of the car)

Mr. Messy: Nice car, Mr. Strong.

(Mr. Strong heads over to the couch)

Mr. Strong: Oh. Thanks, Mr. Messy. Feel free to borrow it anytime you want.

(Mr. Strong jumps on the couch so he can sit on it but accidentally breaks the couch in two. A cushion lands on his head)

Mr. Strong: Aw pickles!

(Mr. Strong takes the seat cushion off his head)

Mr. Messy: Nah, don't worry about that. Tell us about, "Burning Rubber".

Mr. Strong: Well that's what happens when you're about to take off in your racecar.

(Mr. Strong spins his fingers around)

Mr. Strong: And your tire spin against the road, making smoke.

Mr. Messy: No! I-I mean your song, "Burning Rubber".

Mr. Strong: Oh! Oh! That! Yeah. (chuckles) Oh well, you know, I love racing and I love to sing. So I thought, "why not do both at the same time?"

Mr. Messy: Why not! So here it is! Mr. Strong's new music video..."Burning Rubber!"

(Burning Rubber plays)

Mr. Strong (voiceover): Are you all ready? Get ready for the flag! Here we go!

Mr. Strong: 🎵Drivers get ready, start your engines!

The race is about to begin!

Rev on the yellow, tear out on the green!

Lookin' for a checkered flag win!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

If you wanna go fast,

You've gotta step on the gas!🎵

Mr. Strong: Oh yeah! Here we go!

Mr. Strong:🎵Five hundred times around the track,

Your hand's grippin' tight on the wheel!

Cause one wrong move and you'll be spinning out!

Ending up in a tangle of steel!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

Burnin' rubber!

And if you wanna go fast,

You've gotta step on the gas!🎵

Mr. Strong: Oh, that's right, baby!

(Burning Rubber ends and the scene cuts back to the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")

Mr. Messy: I give that video five stinky socks!

(Five stinky socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)

Mr. Strong: Oh! Wow! Thanks, Mr. Messy.

Mr. Messy: And the only thing better than the song, would be a ride in your car!

Mr. Strong: Say no more! Hop in!

(Mr. Messy jumps over his desk and he and Mr. Strong get into Mr. Strong's car. Mr. Strong is behind the wheel with Mr. Messy as his passenger)

Mr. Messy: Join me again next week for "Shazam, That's Good!"

(Mr. Strong and Mr. Messy drive away. The screen fades to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right and sees Little Miss Daredevil drive her rocket racer across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump tries to cross the street but immediately retracts when he sees Mr. Rude driving in his car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street. Unexpectedly, a meteor falls from the sky and smashes into Mr. Bump as he reaches the middle of the road. Mr. Bump rises from the crater in a daze. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is a dance video. Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Daredevil are dancing at a racetrack on with the camera zooming in and out. Little Miss Naughty is dancing on top of a car, Mr. Quiet is dancing on top of a set of tires, and Little Miss Daredevil is dancing on top of a barrel. After the camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil, the dance video ends and the next scene begins. The scene begins out on the open road)

Narrator: Nothing pleases...

(Little Miss Sunshine drives across the screen from left to right)

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses more than...

(Mr. Rude drives across the screen from right to left)

Narrator: A drive in the country.

(Mr. Bump drives across the screen from left to right)

Narrator: Especially,

(Mr. Fussy is shown driving in his car with Mr. Nervous)

Narrator: One shared in the company of good friends.

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Nervous and Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Nervous: Thank you for installing the extra seatbelts, Mr. Fussy!

Mr. Fussy: My pleasure, Mr. Nervous. It's nice to have you along for the drive.

(Mr. Fussy notices something offscreen)

Mr. Fussy: Oh dear!

(Mr. Nervous also sees what Mr. Fussy sees. The camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox on the side of the road with Little Miss Chatterbox's car smoking due to her car breaking down. Mr. Fussy pulls over towards the stranded duo)

Mr. Fussy: It looks like someone has broken down!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle see Mr. Fussy and Mr. Nervous and the former two perk up. Little Miss Chatterbox waves hello to them)

Miss Chatterbox: Hi there, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous!

(Mr. Tickle stands up)

Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) What a coincidence! You're driving and Mr. Tickle and I are standing by the side of the road.

Mr. Fussy: Uh, what seems to be the trouble, Miss Chatterbox?

Miss Chatterbox: My car started making this terrible noise, then it just stopped.

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox's car)

Mr. Tickle: Even a tickle couldn't bring it back to life!

Miss Chatterbox: And it's funny, not haha funny, but odd funny that neither of us knows how to fix cars! I don't suppose you know how to fix cars?

Mr. Fussy: No. Uh, perhaps I can use my mobile phone...

(Mr. Fussy takes out his mobile phone)

Mr. Fussy: And call a tow truck?

(Little Miss Chatterbox appears sitting in the backseat behind Mr. Nervous. This startles Mr. Fussy and causes him to drop his mobile phone)

Mr. Fussy (overlap): D'o-ah!

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Oh, that's too much trouble.

(Mr. Tickle appears sitting next to Little Miss Chatterbox in the seat behind Mr. Fussy. Mr. Tickle waves hello)

Miss Chatterbox: We'll just ride back to town with you.

Mr. Fussy: Uh, b-but, we're not going home right away. We're out for a drive in the country.

Miss Chatterbox: Oh, (giggles) That's okay.

(Mr. Fussy becomes irritated)

Miss Chatterbox: You're gonna go home sooner or later.

(Mr. Fussy clenches the steering wheel)

Miss Chatterbox: Unless you're planning to move, which I doubt, since you don't have any suitcases or...

(Mr. Fussy starts the car up)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Anything

Mr. Fussy (overlap): Buckle up.

(The camera cuts to Mr. Fussy driving his car with Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Tickle in tow)

Miss Chatterbox: And that's when I looked under my bed and saw a skunk!

(The camera zooms in on the car)

Miss Chatterbox: Actually, it wasn't a real skunk. It was a shoe that I lost last year.

Mr. Fussy: (groans)

Miss Chatterbox: I was a lot happier to find a lost shoe than a skunk. Not that I mind the smell of a skunk or anything.

(Miss Chatterbox gets an idea)

Miss Chatterbox: Hey! Let's play a car game!

Mr. Fussy: A game? What a splendid idea!

(Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: How about "Tickle the Driver?"

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Fussy temporarily loses control of the car)

Mr. Fussy: No!

Mr. Nervous (overlap): Woah! Hoah!

Mr. Fussy (overlap): Stop it! No!

Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)

(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Fussy and crouches behind the front seat, knowing that he's in trouble. Mr. Nervous trembles in terror)

Mr. Fussy: It is unsafe to "Tickle the Driver!!!"

Mr. Tickle (disappointedly): Fine.

(Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: I know! Let's play "Tickle the Passenger!"

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh n-n-n-no! Trembling tentacles of tickling terror!!

(The airbags in front of Mr. Nervous go out and lift Mr. Nervous' glasses off his face)

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)

(The airbags deflate and Mr. Nervous takes his glasses back and puts them back on)

Mr. Nervous: Geeh!

Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Sweet Henrietta!

(Mr. Nervous puts his glasses back on. Little Miss Chatterbox leans slightly out of the car and points at something offscreen)

Miss Chatterbox: Look! Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet!

Mr. Tickle: Yay!

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Fussy about to pass Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet. Little Miss Scary's car has also broken down)

Mr. Tickle: Two more people to tickle!

(Mr. Fussy pretends to not see them)

Mr. Fussy: Where? I don't see anyone.

(Little Miss Chatterbox points at them)

Miss Chatterbox: They're right there!

(Mr. Fussy continues driving past Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet)

Miss Chatterbox: Their car must've broken down too.

(Mr. Fussy sees Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet but continues driving)

Mr. Fussy: Ah, yes. I see them now.

(Mr. Quiet, in confusion, and Little Miss Scary, in annoyance, watch as Mr. Fussy drives away)

Mr. Fussy: Well, I'm sure help is on the way. Now, if we hurry, we might catch the sunset on Dillydale Ridge.

(Little Miss Chatterbox looks back at them and taps Mr. Fussy on the shoulder)

Miss Chatterbox: I think we better stop and help.

(Mr. Fussy backs the car up and stops next to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)

Mr. Nervous: Not Miss Scary! My nerves can only take so much in one day!

(Mr. Nervous sees Little Miss Scary and crouches in fear)

Mr. Nervous: Geeh!

Miss Scary: For a minute there, I didn't think you were going to stop!

Mr. Fussy (unenthusiastically): Don't be silly.

Mr. Nervous (stammering): We're here to help.

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers)

Mr. Tickle: And tickle!

(Mr. Quiet walks over to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Chatterbox: We're going on a drive in the country. Want to come with us?

Mr. Fussy: Uh, no! Uh, there's not enough-

(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary get into the backseat of the car)

Mr. Fussy: Room.

(Mr. Fussy starts the car up again and continues driving. Little Miss Scary then gets an idea and puts on her green big-mouthed mask)

Miss Scary: AAAHHH!!!

Mr. Fussy, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Tickle: (screams)

(Mr. Fussy loses control of the car again but soon regains control of it. Little Miss Scary takes her mask off)

Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)

Mr. Fussy: Miss Scary!

(Mr. Fussy starts obliviously driving towards an unfinished bridge)

Mr. Fussy: Stop that right now!

(Mr. Quiet notices the signs and tries to warn Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Quiet: Nyuh, I don't think you want to go this way.

Mr. Fussy: There will be no tickling, no scaring, and positively no chattering..

(Mr. Fussy drives over the sign at the end of the incomplete bridge)

Mr. Fussy: For the entire rest of the-

(Mr. Fussy drives off the bridge)

Everyone: (screams)

(Everyone is shown in the car as it falls to the ground. Mr. Quiet, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Fussy are terrified while Little Miss Scary, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox are enjoying the excitement)

Everyone: (screams)

Miss Chatterbox: Wow! Look at us! We're up in the air!

Miss Scary and Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Miss Chatterbox: How did that happen? Boy, I'm amazed! We won't even have wings.

Mr. Nervous: Ho-oh no!

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): (screams)

Mr. Nervous: Stop! Bad! Ground!

Everyone: (screams)

(The car (and everyone in it) falls past Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small, who are flying in their flying machine)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Hi, Mr. Nosey! Hi, Mr. Small!

(The camera cuts to Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: We just drove off a bridge!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey see them and Mr. Small raises his hat to say hello. The camera cuts back to the car)

Everyone: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: (moans)

Everyone: (screams)

(The car finally lands on the ground, wheels first. and the car starts rolling down a steep road. The car drives through a bunch of pine trees and a few branches get in Mr. Fussy's face and mouth)

Mr. Fussy: P-tah!

(The car drives through a more pine trees and a flock of birds are scared away)

Birds: (caws)

(Little Miss Chatterbox sees a skunk riding on the back of the car)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh my gosh, what is it with me and skunks?

Skunk: (squeals)

(The skunk raises their arm up and grabs a branch as the car speeds past it to get off the car. The car then hits a giant boulder)

Mr. Tickle: O-o-oh!

(The car flips over the boulder before landing wheels first and resumes speeding down the hill. The boulder cracks slightly. The car soon reaches the bottom of the hill and stops)

Mr. Nervous: Gee!

(Mr. Nervous unbuckles himself)

Mr. Nervous: Quite possibly the most horrifying day of my life!!

(Mr. Nervous gets out of the car and runs away. Little Miss Chatterbox leaves. Mr. Quiet starts kissing the ground)

Miss Scary: Thanks, Mr. Fussy!

(Mr. Quiet stops kissing the ground and runs away)

Miss Scary: That was the most terrifying car ride ever!

(Little Miss Scary leaves)

Mr. Fussy: (sighs)

(Mr. Fussy gets out of the car and inspects it)

Mr. Fussy: At least my automobile survived with only a scant amount a damage.

(Mr. Tickle jolts over to Mr. Fussy and tries to tickle him)

Mr. Tickle: Then how about a tickle to celebrate?

Mr. Fussy: No!

(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)

Mr. Fussy: I am in no mood for your tomfoolery!

(The boulder from before rolls down the hill and flattens Mr. Fussy's car)

Mr. Fussy: On second thought...I'll take that tickle!

Mr. Tickle: Yay!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Fussy)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Fussy falls to the ground and Mr. Tickle continues tickling him)

Mr. Fussy: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown trying to cross the street while avoiding traffic. Mr. Bump looks left and right. He tries to cross the street but quickly retracts upon seeing Little Miss Sunshine drive her car across the screen from left to right. Mr. Bump looks left and right again and, seeing no cars, starts crossing the street. When he does cross, Mr. Bump sees a car approaching from the left side of the screen and braces for pain. Fortunately, it's only Mr. Small driving in his car. When Mr. Small bumps into Mr. Bump there is no effect,. Then, coming in from the right side of the screen, Little Miss Whoops flattens Mr. Bump in her steamroller and Mr. Bump winds up seeing stars. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is nighttime)

Narrator: Another day of driving comes to a close...

(The camera pans down showing Mr. Rude's house and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's houses. Both houses have their lights on inside)

Narrator: In Dillydale.

(Little Miss Scary is shown driving her car to the left and passes Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's house, Mr. Rude's house, and Little Miss Sunshine's house. Little Miss Daredevil is shown driving her car to the right past Mr. Rude's house and Little Miss Sunshine's house. Little Miss Sunshine is shown driving her car to the left past Mr. Rude's house and parks her car outside her own house. She gets out of the car and locks it with her key fob)

Narrator: It's time for the Mr. Men and Little Misses to park their cars...

(Mr. Quiet is shown parking his car next to Mr. Grumpy's house (that's an error and it's supposed to be his own house) and locking it with his key fob. Mr. Noisy is shown parking his car in front of his own house. When he locks it, his car blares out an alarm that's louder than a siren. This results in Mr. Quiet covering his ears due to the high volume)

Narrator: And turn off their engines.

(The camera pans to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's duplex)

Narrator: They know that with tomorrow,

(Mr. Fussy is shown walking home)

Narrator: Comes another chance to...

(Mr. Fussy sees Little Miss Whoops driving and runs away. Little Miss Whoops crashes into Mr. Messy's side of the duplex)

Narrator: Take to the open road...

(Mr. Strong pulls up in his car from stage left)

Narrator: And burn some rubber!

(Mr. Strong drives past all the houses seen in the scene and drives away with "Burning Rubber" playing in the background)

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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