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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big green screen comes up with "Fairies and Gnomes" written on it with a fairy and a gnome who created the episode underneath, and the sound of fluttering wings and magical noises are heard)
(The episode begins outside the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: There's a special part of the Dillydale Library...
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous taking out a book from a shelf at the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: Where you'll find a shelf full of books all about the magical world of fairies and gnomes!
(Mr. Nervous opens the book and two pop-up pictures are shown. One of a fairy, and one of a gnome)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the book and runs away)
Narrator: Gnomes are gentle little men in colorful hats.
(The gnome picture comes to life and the gnome begins to tend to a garden)
Narrator: Who tend to our gardens while we sleep.
(A mushroom falls onto the gnome)
Gnome: Oof!
(Three fairies fly onto the screen and the background changes from the library to a light blue background)
Narrator: Fairies, however, come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.
(Four fairies are shown. A sky blue semicircle fairy, a magenta square fairy, a light green circle fairy with red hair in pigtails, and a large mauve circle fairy. The large mauve circle fairy flies over to Little Miss Giggles)
Narrator: There's the common fairy...
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(A pink cone fairy godmother is shown conjuring up a dress for Mr. Fussy)
Narrator: Fairy godmothers...
(Mr. Fussy looks at the dress and is happy with it. The scene cuts to the light green circle fairy flying into Mr. Rude's room with a small sack of coins)
Narrator: And last, but not least, the Tooth Fairy!
(The Tooth Fairy takes a tooth out from under Mr. Rude's pillow and tries to put a coin in its place but is flicked away by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: (yawns)
Narrator: Always hard at work, leaving behind little gifts while we sleep.
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops at nighttime. Little Miss Whoops is dressed as the Tooth Fairy. She is struggling to fly but manages to make her way to Dillydale Hospital)
Narrator: Luckily, there's always someone in Dillydale ready to fill in for the Tooth Fairy when she needs the day off.
(Mr. Bump is shown resting comfortably on his hospital bed with his arms and legs completely bandaged up. Little Miss Whoops crashes through the window and Mr. Bump wakes up)
Miss Whoops: These wings are hard to get used to.
Mr. Bump: Miss Whoops. What are you doing here?
Miss Whoops: Hey Mr. Bump. I'm filling in for the tooth fairy. She had a little accident
Mr. Bump: I know the feeling.
(Little Miss Whoops looks at a clipboard)
Miss Whoops: So, you got run over by an elephant?
Mr. Bump: Yep. When an elephant wants a peanut, it wants a peanut.
Miss Whoops: You look like you could use some rest.
(Little Miss Whoops tosses the clipboard away)
Miss Whoops: Why don't I just collect your tooth and leave you some money and be on my way.
Mr. Bump: But I didn't lose a tooth!
Miss Whoops: Are you sure? Because I could've sworn that I was told to come here.
Mr. Bump: Very sure. I may have a lot of broken bones, but I definitely have all my teeth!
(Mr. Bump smiles and shows Little Miss Whoops that he is not missing any teeth. Little Miss Whoops walks behind his bed)
Miss Whoops: Maybe you put a tooth under your pillow and forgot all about it.
Mr. Bump: I really think I'd remem-
(Little Miss Whoops reaches behind Mr. Bump's pillow. This causes Mr. Bump to lean over. Which, given his condition, is very painful)
Mr. Bump: OW!!! OH!!!
(Little Miss Whoops moves her hand and Mr. Bump sits back up. Little Miss Whoops fails to find anything)
Mr. Bump: PAIN!
Miss Whoops: Then again...that tooth could have fallen behind the bed.
Mr. Bump: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I'm telling you, I didn't lose a tooth!
(Little Miss Whoops bends down and looks under the bed. Her behind accidentally hits the green button on a control panel for the bed. This results in the bed shaking and folding up slightly)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! OH! Stop!
(Little Miss Whoops stands up and the button is released)
Miss Whoops: Nope! No tooth here!
Mr. Bump: (cries)
Miss Whoops: I'd hate to disappoint you, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Please go away!
Miss Whoops: Tell you what. Why don't I just leave some money and pretend I got a tooth?
(Little Miss Whoops takes out a dollar bill)
Miss Whoops: Okay?
Mr. Bump: If you say so.
(Little Miss Whoops reaches behind Mr. Bump's pillow again. Her wand accidentally hits the green button and Mr. Bump's bed folds up completely. Resulting in Mr. Bump getting squished)
Mr. Bump: G-yah!
(Little Miss Whoops moves her hand out of the way and her wand stops pushing on the green button)
Miss Whoops: See ya!
(Little Miss Whoops tries to fly out of the window but face slams into the wall)
Miss Whoops: I'm never gonna get used to these wings!
(Little Miss Whoops' wings start fluttering and they fly her out the window and she crashes into something. The ceiling cracks above Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(A piece of the ceiling falls onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Pain! Poopity poop!
(Mr. Rude comes up onto the screen wearing a tiara. He waves a magic wand and a could of magic smoke transitions the scene to the first bumper.)
(The first bumper shows Mr. Nervous finding a book about fairytales. Mr. Nervous opens it up. A tiny Little Miss Scary appears in the book wearing her orange cyclops mask)
Tiny Miss Scary: AH!
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the book and runs away. The tiny Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and displays a cheeky grin on her face)
(The next plot starts with Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Helpful placing a garden gnome in Mr. Nervous' garden)
Narrator: Some people believe that a statue of a gnome brings good luck to your garden. Which is why Miss Helpful and Miss Sunshine are leaving Mr. Nervous a little present.
Miss Sunshine: Miss Helpful, are you sure Mr. Nervous will be okay with this garden gnome?
Miss Helpful: I'm absolutely sure! Mr. Nervous is gonna love this little fella! I just know it!
Miss Sunshine: Do you suppose this gnome might get lonely out here all by himself?
Miss Helpful: Hmmm...maybe. You just gave me a great idea!
(Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Sunshine leave. Mr. Nervous is heard unlocking his door. Mr. Nervous opens the door and peeks outside before heading outside. Mr. Nervous cautiously walks over to his mailbox and gets his mail. Mr. Nervous sees the garden gnome and a horror music sting plays when the camera zooms in on the gnome)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! No! N-n-n-no! N-n-n-no!
(Mr. Nervous hides behind a bush and takes out his cellphone)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous dials a number and a split screen between him and Little Miss Giggles appears)
Miss Giggles: Dillydale Emergency. (giggles). Miss Giggles speaking. (giggles)
Mr. Nervous: Hello. This is Mr. Nervous. I'm calling to report a terrifying little man with a beard. Hiding near my cabbage!
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Hiding in your cabbage? (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles falls to the floor in hysterics and the split screen ends. The screen cuts back to Mr. Nervous. Little Miss Giggles is still heard laughing on the phone)
Mr. Nervous: Oh this is no laughing matter! He's looking right at me with those beady little eyes. Please! You need to send help immediately.
Miss Giggles (on the phone): (laughing)
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle pull up to Mr. Nervous' house in a cop car. Mr. Nervous sees the cops and throws his phone over the shoulder without hanging up. He then walks over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle as they get out of the car)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Mr. Rude, Mr. Tickle, thank goodness you're here!
Mr. Tickle: Miss Giggles said that you have a problem with a gnome.
(Mr. Rude takes out a pencil and a pad of paper)
Mr. Nervous: Yes. He's over there in my cabbage! Oh! I'll never eat coleslaw again!
(Mr. Rude puts the pencil and pad of paper away)
Mr. Rude: Let us do our work.
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude walk over to the garden)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Be careful! He has a hoe! That little bearded menace!
(Mr. Nervous follows Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude. The three look at the gnome from behind a bush)
Mr. Nervous: Just...make him go away!
(Mr. Rude facepalms himself in annoyance)
Mr. Rude: It's only a statue!
Mr. Nervous: I'm not going anywhere near that wannabe elf! He could be dangerous! Please! Make him leave!
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle look at each other before Mr. Tickle gets an idea)
Mr. Tickle: Maybe I can tickle him away!
(Mr. Tickle runs up to the gnome and starts tickling it)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(The hoe the gnome was holding breaks off. Mr. Rude and Mr. Nervous walk over to Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Rude: You see? He is nothing but a chunk of wood!
Mr. Nervous: That's what he wants you to think! Oh! He's even more menacing than I thought! You need to arrest him and take him away.
(Mr. Rude unenthusiastically walks up to the gnome and plays along with Mr. Nervous' beliefs)
Mr. Rude: You are under arrest.
(Mr. Rude grabs the garden gnome and throws it into the trunk of the police car)
Mr. Tickle: Our work here is done, Mr. Nervous!
Mr. Nervous: Thank you, Mr. Tickle! How will I ever repay you?
(Mr. Rude walks away and goes back into the police car)
Mr. Tickle: You could let me give you a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle prepares to tickle Mr. Nervous but Mr. Nervous stops him)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! No! No! No! Keep those tickling tentacles away, who else I get!
Mr. Tickle: (sighs)
(Mr. Tickle walks away and joins Mr. Rude offscreen. The police car drives away offscreen. The camera then moves stage right and Mr. Nervous sees another gnome next to him. The horror movie sting plays again as the camera zooms in on the gnome. Mr. Nervous jumps in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Sunshine pop out from behind the bush)
Miss Helpful: Hello, Mr. Nervous. We brought you another garden gnome!
Miss Sunshine: To keep yours company!
Mr. Nervous: (screams) LITTLE GOBLINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! Oh! No! No! No!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Miss Sunshine: Do you think he likes it?
Miss Helpful: Of course. Who doesn't like a garden gnome?
(The camera zooms in on the gnome and the horror movie sting plays as it moves in before cutting to black.)
(The scene transitions to the second bumper. Mr. Fussy finds the book about fairytales. Mr. Fussy opens it up. A tiny Mr. Messy and little pieces of trash appear in the book wearing her orange cyclops mask. Disgusted, Mr. Fussy drops the book and runs away. The tiny Mr. Messy is left confused over what just happened)
(A dance music video begins. Little Miss Whoops (still dressed as a fairy) flies to three flowers growing in the ground, waves her wand, and several stars transition the scene to the fairy Little Miss Whoops dancing with Mr. Nervous on her right and Mr. Fussy on her left. Then, the screen goes up and transitions to Little Miss Chatterbox (wearing a gnome hat) dancing on a light blue screen with flowers rotating around her. The next part of the dance video moves in from the right to show Mr. Noisy playing the drums, the fairy Little Miss Whoops playing the electric guitar, Mr. Fussy (dressed as a gnome) playing the harp, and Mr. Scatterbrain (dressed as a fairy) playing the keyboard to a large crowd)
Crowd: (cheering)
(Suddenly, water pours down from the top of the screen and transitions the scene to Mr. Grumpy's house)
Narrator: Every now and then, there comes a time when you'd like to have a very godmother. To magically solve your problems.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy sitting in his favorite chair watching TV. The program Mr. Grumpy is watching is Mr. Quiet do some trout fishing.)
Narrator: Just ask Mr. Grumpy.
(Sound from the TV shows Mr. Quiet getting a bite on his fishing line. Mr. Grumpy shows excitement. Then the TV goes staticky and fizzles out. Much to Mr. Grumpy's ire)
Mr. Grumpy: No! Oh! How could you do this to me? That trout was about to bite!
(Little Miss Scary enters Mr. Grumpy's living room through an open window. Little Miss Scary is wearing a pink tutu and is holding a magic wand)
Miss Scary: Ah, stop your complaining!
Mr. Grumpy: I'm in no mood for visitors tonight, Miss Scary. My television just fizzled out in the middle of a good show!
Miss Scary: Lucky for you, your Scary Godmother is here!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't you mean, "Fairy Godmother?"
Miss Scary: No. I mean Scary Godmother! I'm much better than a Fairy Godmother! I grant wishes and scare too!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!! (snorts) (cackles)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Mr. Grumpy: Okay, Scary Godmother. Can you fix my TV?
Miss Scary: Watch this!
(Little Miss Scary delicately taps her wand on the TV. But nothing happens)
Mr. Grumpy: I should've known.
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary slams her fist down on the TV. Two of the legs on the TV break out and Mr. Grumpy's glass trout slides off the TV and shatters on the floor)
Mr. Grumpy: That was my favorite glass trout!
(Mr. Grumpy's TV shows static for a moment before returning to Mr. Grumpy's fishing program)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
Miss Scary: Am I good or what?
Mr. Grumpy: (sarcastically) Oh, just grand! (normally) Now, get lost!
Miss Scary: Is that your wish?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes!
Miss Scary: Alrighty then!
(Little Miss Scary prepares to leave when someone enters the house through the front door. It's Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasp) Mr. Grumpy! I just heard from Mr. Nosey who heard from Miss Sunshine...
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Chatterbox: Who heard from someone she can't remember that you were going to get a Fairy Godmother!
Miss Scary: That's Scary Godmother!
(Little Miss Scary puts back on her orange cyclops mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and Little Miss Chatterbox walks towards Little Miss Scary)
Miss Chatterbox: I've always wanted a Fairy Godmother ever since I read Cinderella. Of course, what I really wanted was the dress but...if it took a fairy godmother to get it, that would be okay with me!
(Little Miss Scare facepalms herself in frustration)
Miss Scary: I'm not a Fairy Godmother! I'm a Scary Godmother!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, that's different.
Mr. Grumpy: Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to watch my program?
Miss Chatterbox: What kind of a dress would a Scary Godmother give me?
(Mr. Grumpy turns up the volume to drown out Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Scary's talking)
Miss Scary: A scary one!
Miss Chatterbox: Um...no thanks! (chuckles) I'll just wait for a regular old Fairy Godmother.
(Someone else enters the house through the front door. It's Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh! Oh no!
(Mr. Nervous slams the door shut)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Grumpy! Run for your life! There's a Fairy Godmother on the loose!
(Mr. Nervous walks over to Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Little Miss Scary. Mr. Grumpy covers his ears to drown out their talking)
Mr. Nervous: First it was gnomes...now fairies! No one is safe!
Miss Scary: For the last time! I'm a Scary Godmother!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her green large nose monster mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Eek! How much worse can it get!? Don't...don't come any closer or else...ghee...I'll faint!
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I fainted once!
(A thought bubble appears above Little Miss Chatterbox and shows Little Miss Chatterbox fainting)
Miss Chatterbox: Well actually, I didn't really faint.
(The Little Miss Chatterbox in the thought bubble gets up)
Miss Chatterbox: I was just super dizzy.
(The Little Miss Chatterbox in the thought bubble starts spinning. The thought bubble disappears with a pop)
Miss Chatterbox: Have you ever been so dizzy you thought you're gonna faint, Mr. Grumpy?
(Mr. Grumpy gets extremely frustrated)
Mr. Grumpy: (groans) Oh! For noodles sake! Will you three take this dodo bird party somewhere else?!
(Tickling is heard and a door is heard opening. Mr. Messy and Mr. Tickle walk into the room)
Mr. Messy: Hiya Mr. Grumpy! We heard about your fairy godmother.
Mr. Grumpy: How'd you two get in?
Mr. Tickle: The back door was locked. But I tickled it open!
Mr. Messy: Shazam! You're the fairy godmother?
Little Miss Scary: What is wrong with you people!? I'm the SCARY godmother! SCARY GODMOTHER!! I grant wishes and scare and everything!
Mr. Messy: Do I get a wish too?
Mr. Grumpy: Hold on! Let's get one thing straight! This is MY scary godmother! No one else's! Only I get to wish for anything! Like right now, I wish that you would all...GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Little Miss Scary: Watch this! (puts on her Mr. Grumpy mask) AHHHHH!
Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Messy, & Mr. Tickle: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Tickle run out of the house. Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and Mr. Grumpy smiles)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm. I could get used to this scary godmother stuff. How'd you like to watch a little trout fishing?
Little Miss Scary: Bring it on!
(Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary sit down to watch trout fishing. The screen fades to black)
(The scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain finds the book about fairytales. Mr. Scatterbrain opens the book. A fairy version of Mr. Scatterbrain flies out of the book and raises his hat to Mr. Scatterbrain before flying off)
(The scene fades to the ending scene. Little Miss Whoops is still wearing her fairy wings and is skipping delicately on top of some flowers.)
Narrator: And so, be it Tooth Fairy or garden gnome, the world of these magical creatures bring joy to the Mr. Men and Little Misses.
(Little Miss Whoops skips passed Mr. Rude. Mr. Rude is shown in the tall bed of flowers)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you joy! (laughs)
(Mr. Rude farts and the flowers caught in the gas cloud wilt. The sky blue semicircle fairy, the magenta square fairy, and the light green circle fairy pop out of the flowers in disgust)
Fairies: MR. RUDE!!!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles walking through the woods. They stop by a bush and Little Miss Giggles lifts up a leaf)
Narrator: So the next time you're wandering in the woods...
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles see the sky blue semicircle fairy, the magenta square fairy, and the light green circle fairy hiding underneath the leaf)
Narrator: Remember to take a close look!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous hiding in his house)
Narrator: You never know just what magical creatures you might find!
(Mr. Nervous sees the gnome tending to his garden and he trembles in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big green screen comes up with "Fairies and Gnomes" written on it with a fairy and a gnome who created the episode underneath, and the sound of fluttering wings and magical noises are heard)
(The episode begins outside the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: There's a special part of the Dillydale Library...
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous taking out a book from a shelf at the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: Where you'll find a shelf full of books all about the magical world of fairies and gnomes!
(Mr. Nervous opens the book and two pop-up pictures are shown. One of a fairy, and one of a gnome)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the book and runs away)
Narrator: Gnomes are gentle little men in colorful hats.
(The gnome picture comes to life and the gnome begins to tend to a garden)
Narrator: Who tend to our gardens while we sleep.
(A mushroom falls onto the gnome)
Gnome: Oof!
(Three fairies fly onto the screen and the background changes from the library to a light blue background)
Narrator: Fairies, however, come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.
(Four fairies are shown. A sky blue semicircle fairy, a magenta square fairy, a light green circle fairy with red hair in pigtails, and a large mauve circle fairy. The large mauve circle fairy flies over to Little Miss Giggles)
Narrator: There's the common fairy...
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(A pink cone fairy godmother is shown conjuring up a dress for Mr. Fussy)
Narrator: Fairy godmothers...
(Mr. Fussy looks at the dress and is happy with it. The scene cuts to the light green circle fairy flying into Mr. Rude's room with a small sack of coins)
Narrator: And last, but not least, the Tooth Fairy!
(The Tooth Fairy takes a tooth out from under Mr. Rude's pillow and tries to put a coin in its place but is flicked away by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: (yawns)
Narrator: Always hard at work, leaving behind little gifts while we sleep.
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops at nighttime. Little Miss Whoops is dressed as the Tooth Fairy. She is struggling to fly but manages to make her way to Dillydale Hospital)
Narrator: Luckily, there's always someone in Dillydale ready to fill in for the Tooth Fairy when she needs the day off.
(Mr. Bump is shown resting comfortably on his hospital bed with his arms and legs completely bandaged up. Little Miss Whoops crashes through the window and Mr. Bump wakes up)
Miss Whoops: These wings are hard to get used to.
Mr. Bump: Miss Whoops. What are you doing here?
Miss Whoops: Hey Mr. Bump. I'm filling in for the tooth fairy. She had a little accident
Mr. Bump: I know the feeling.
(Little Miss Whoops looks at a clipboard)
Miss Whoops: So, you got run over by an elephant?
Mr. Bump: Yep. When an elephant wants a peanut, it wants a peanut.
Miss Whoops: You look like you could use some rest.
(Little Miss Whoops tosses the clipboard away)
Miss Whoops: Why don't I just collect your tooth and leave you some money and be on my way.
Mr. Bump: But I didn't lose a tooth!
Miss Whoops: Are you sure? Because I could've sworn that I was told to come here.
Mr. Bump: Very sure. I may have a lot of broken bones, but I definitely have all my teeth!
(Mr. Bump smiles and shows Little Miss Whoops that he is not missing any teeth. Little Miss Whoops walks behind his bed)
Miss Whoops: Maybe you put a tooth under your pillow and forgot all about it.
Mr. Bump: I really think I'd remem-
(Little Miss Whoops reaches behind Mr. Bump's pillow. This causes Mr. Bump to lean over. Which, given his condition, is very painful)
Mr. Bump: OW!!! OH!!!
(Little Miss Whoops moves her hand and Mr. Bump sits back up. Little Miss Whoops fails to find anything)
Mr. Bump: PAIN!
Miss Whoops: Then again...that tooth could have fallen behind the bed.
Mr. Bump: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I'm telling you, I didn't lose a tooth!
(Little Miss Whoops bends down and looks under the bed. Her behind accidentally hits the green button on a control panel for the bed. This results in the bed shaking and folding up slightly)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! OH! Stop!
(Little Miss Whoops stands up and the button is released)
Miss Whoops: Nope! No tooth here!
Mr. Bump: (cries)
Miss Whoops: I'd hate to disappoint you, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Please go away!
Miss Whoops: Tell you what. Why don't I just leave some money and pretend I got a tooth?
(Little Miss Whoops takes out a dollar bill)
Miss Whoops: Okay?
Mr. Bump: If you say so.
(Little Miss Whoops reaches behind Mr. Bump's pillow again. Her wand accidentally hits the green button and Mr. Bump's bed folds up completely. Resulting in Mr. Bump getting squished)
Mr. Bump: G-yah!
(Little Miss Whoops moves her hand out of the way and her wand stops pushing on the green button)
Miss Whoops: See ya!
(Little Miss Whoops tries to fly out of the window but face slams into the wall)
Miss Whoops: I'm never gonna get used to these wings!
(Little Miss Whoops' wings start fluttering and they fly her out the window and she crashes into something. The ceiling cracks above Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(A piece of the ceiling falls onto Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Pain! Poopity poop!
(Mr. Rude comes up onto the screen wearing a tiara. He waves a magic wand and a could of magic smoke transitions the scene to the first bumper.)
(The first bumper shows Mr. Nervous finding a book about fairytales. Mr. Nervous opens it up. A tiny Little Miss Scary appears in the book wearing her orange cyclops mask)
Tiny Miss Scary: AH!
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the book and runs away. The tiny Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and displays a cheeky grin on her face)
(A short film begins)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): And now Miss Sunshine in a short film about gnomes! (laughs) With her special guest Miss Naughty.
(The scene shows a gray cloudy day with Little Miss Sunshine citing a poem about gnomes)
Miss Sunshine: Gnomes are little helpers who make your garden grow. Toiling late all through the night with little a little red handle hoe.
(The gnome sheds a tear)
Miss Sunshine: The gnomes are kind to all your plants. At gardening they're quite adept.
(The gnome is shown gardening as a tired Little Miss Naughty goes outside for a walk during the night)
Miss Sunshine: So make sure when your out at night to be careful where you step.
(The gnome runs away from Little Miss Naughty to avoid being stepped on)
(The gnome continues to garden as Mr. Fussy plays the harp)
Miss Sunshine: The gnome work hard throughout the night as the world sleeps like a log. So the one thing you must never do...
(A tired Little Miss Naughty accidentally lets a dog she was walking run off)
Miss Sunshine: Is let out the family dog.
(The dog chases the gnome)
(Mr. Fussy continues playing the harp)
Miss Sunshine: Gnomes live throughout your garden. In the shrubs outside your home.
Miss Sunshine: So be careful where you water...
(Miss Naughty eagerly turns on a hose and starts spraying everyone)
Miss Sunshine: Or else you'll drown your little-
(Little Miss Naughty sprays Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: GNOME!!!
(The gnome, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Fussy run away as Little Miss Naughty chases them with the hose)
Miss Naughty: (laughs) Sometimes, I just can't help myself!!! (laughs).
(The next plot starts with Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Helpful placing a garden gnome in Mr. Nervous' garden)
Narrator: Some people believe that a statue of a gnome brings good luck to your garden. Which is why Miss Helpful and Miss Sunshine are leaving Mr. Nervous a little present.
Miss Sunshine: Miss Helpful, are you sure Mr. Nervous will be okay with this garden gnome?
Miss Helpful: I am sure as sugar! Mr. Nervous is gonna love this little fella! I just know it!
Miss Sunshine: Do you suppose this gnome might get lonely out here all by himself?
Miss Helpful: Hmmm...maybe. You just gave me a great idea!
(Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Sunshine leave. Mr. Nervous is heard unlocking his door. Mr. Nervous opens the door and peeks outside before heading outside. Mr. Nervous cautiously walks over to his mailbox and gets his mail. Mr. Nervous sees the garden gnome and a horror music sting plays when the camera zooms in on the gnome)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! No! N-n-n-no! N-n-n-no!
(Mr. Nervous hides behind a bush and takes out his cellphone)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous dials a number and a split screen between him and Little Miss Giggles appears)
Miss Giggles: Dillydale Emergency. (giggles). Miss Giggles speaking. (giggles)
Mr. Nervous: Hello. This is Mr. Nervous. I'm calling to report a terrifying little man with a beard. Hiding near my cabbage!
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Hiding in your cabbage? (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles falls to the floor in hysterics and the split screen ends. The screen cuts back to Mr. Nervous. Little Miss Giggles is still heard laughing on the phone)
Mr. Nervous: Oh this is no laughing matter! He's looking right at me with those beady little eyes. Please! You need to send help immediately.
Miss Giggles (on the phone): (laughing)
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle pull up to Mr. Nervous' house in a cop car. Mr. Nervous sees the cops and throws his phone over the shoulder without hanging up. He then walks over to Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle as they get out of the car)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Mr. Rude, Mr. Tickle, thank goodness you're here!
Mr. Tickle: Miss Giggles said that you have a problem with a gnome.
(Mr. Rude takes out a pencil and a pad of paper)
Mr. Nervous: Yes. He's over there in my cabbage! Oh! I'll never eat coleslaw again!
(Mr. Rude puts the pencil and pad of paper away)
Mr. Rude: Let us do our work.
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude walk over to the garden)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Be careful! He has a hoe! That little bearded menace!
(Mr. Nervous follows Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude. The three look at the gnome from behind a bush)
Mr. Nervous: Just...make him go away!
(Mr. Rude facepalms himself in annoyance)
Mr. Rude: It's only a statue!
Mr. Nervous: I'm not going anywhere near that wannabe elf! He could be dangerous! Please! Make him leave!
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle look at each other before Mr. Tickle gets an idea)
Mr. Tickle: Maybe I can tickle him away!
(Mr. Tickle runs up to the gnome and starts tickling it)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(The hoe the gnome was holding breaks off. Mr. Rude and Mr. Nervous walk over to Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Rude: You see? He is nothing but a chunk of wood!
Mr. Nervous: That's what he wants you to think! Oh! He's even more menacing than I thought! You need to arrest him and take him away.
(Mr. Rude unenthusiastically walks up to the gnome and plays along with Mr. Nervous' beliefs)
Mr. Rude: You are under arrest.
(Mr. Rude grabs the garden gnome and throws it into the trunk of the police car)
Mr. Tickle: Our work here is done, Mr. Nervous!
Mr. Nervous: Thank you, Mr. Tickle! How will I ever repay you?
(Mr. Rude walks away and goes back into the police car)
Mr. Tickle: You could let me give you a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle prepares to tickle Mr. Nervous but Mr. Nervous stops him)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! No! No! No! Tickles are out of the question!
Mr. Tickle: (sighs)
(Mr. Tickle walks away and joins Mr. Rude offscreen. The police car drives away offscreen. The camera then moves stage right and Mr. Nervous sees another gnome next to him. The horror movie sting plays again as the camera zooms in on the gnome. Mr. Nervous jumps in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Sunshine pop out from behind the bush)
Miss Helpful: Hi there, Mr. Nervous. We brought you another garden gnome!
Miss Sunshine: To keep yours company!
Mr. Nervous: (screams) LITTLE BEARDED MEN ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! Oh! No! No! No!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Miss Sunshine: Do you think he likes it?
Miss Helpful: Oh, sure. Who doesn't like a garden gnome?
(The camera zooms in on the gnome and the horror movie sting plays as it moves in before cutting to black.)
(The scene transitions to the second bumper. Mr. Fussy finds the book about fairytales. Mr. Fussy opens it up. A tiny Mr. Messy and little pieces of trash appear in the book wearing her orange cyclops mask. Disgusted, Mr. Fussy drops the book and runs away. The tiny Mr. Messy is left confused over what just happened)
(A dance music video begins. Little Miss Whoops (still dressed as a fairy) flies to three flowers growing in the ground, waves her wand, and several stars transition the scene to the fairy Little Miss Whoops dancing with Mr. Nervous on her right and Mr. Fussy on her left. Then, the screen goes up and transitions to Little Miss Chatterbox (wearing a gnome hat) dancing on a light blue screen with flowers rotating around her. The next part of the dance video moves in from the right to show Mr. Noisy playing the drums, the fairy Little Miss Whoops playing the electric guitar, Mr. Fussy (dressed as a gnome) playing the harp, and Mr. Scatterbrain (dressed as a fairy) playing the keyboard to a large crowd)
Crowd: (cheering)
(Suddenly, water pours down from the top of the screen and transitions the scene to Mr. Grumpy's house)
Narrator: Every now and then, there comes a time when you'd like to have a very godmother. To magically solve your problems.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy sitting in his favorite chair watching TV. The program Mr. Grumpy is watching is Mr. Quiet do some trout fishing.)
Narrator: Just ask Mr. Grumpy.
(Sound from the TV shows Mr. Quiet getting a bite on his fishing line. Mr. Grumpy shows excitement. Then the TV goes staticky and fizzles out. Much to Mr. Grumpy's ire)
Mr. Grumpy: No! Oh! How could you do this to me? That trout was about to bite!
(Little Miss Scary enters Mr. Grumpy's living room through an open window. Little Miss Scary is wearing a pink tutu and is holding a magic wand)
Miss Scary: Ah, quit your bellyaching!
Mr. Grumpy: I'm in no mood for visitors tonight, Miss Scary. My television just fizzled out in the middle of a good show!
Miss Scary: Lucky for you, your Scary Godmother is here!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't you mean, "Fairy Godmother?"
Miss Scary: No. I mean Scary Godmother! I'm much better than a Fairy Godmother! I grant wishes and scare too!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!! (snorts) (cackles)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Mr. Grumpy: Okay, Scary Godmother. Can you fix my TV?
Miss Scary: Watch this!
(Little Miss Scary delicately taps her wand on the TV. But nothing happens)
Mr. Grumpy: I should've known.
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary slams her fist down on the TV. Two of the legs on the TV break out and Mr. Grumpy's glass trout slides off the TV and shatters on the floor)
Mr. Grumpy: That was my favorite glass trout!
(Mr. Grumpy's TV shows static for a moment before returning to Mr. Grumpy's fishing program)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
Miss Scary: Am I good or what?
Mr. Grumpy: (sarcastically) Oh, just grand! (normally) Now, get lost!
Miss Scary: Is that your wish?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes!
Miss Scary: Alrighty then!
(Little Miss Scary prepares to leave when someone enters the house through the front door. It's Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasp) Mr. Grumpy! I just heard from Mr. Nosey who heard from Miss Sunshine...
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Chatterbox: Who heard from someone she can't remember that you were going to get a Fairy Godmother!
Miss Scary: That's Scary Godmother!
(Little Miss Scary puts back on her orange cyclops mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and Little Miss Chatterbox walks towards Little Miss Scary)
Miss Chatterbox: I've always wanted a Fairy Godmother ever since I read Cinderella. Of course, what I really wanted was the dress but...if it took a fairy godmother to get it, that would be okay with me!
(Little Miss Scare facepalms herself in frustration)
Miss Scary: I'm not a Fairy Godmother! I'm a Scary Godmother!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, that's different.
Mr. Grumpy: Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to watch my program?
Miss Chatterbox: What kind of a dress would a Scary Godmother give me?
(Mr. Grumpy turns up the volume to drown out Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Scary's talking)
Miss Scary: A scary one!
Miss Chatterbox: Um...no thanks! (chuckles) I'll just wait for a regular old Fairy Godmother.
(Someone else enters the house through the front door. It's Mr. Nervous)
(Mr. Nervous slams the door shut)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Grumpy! Run for your life! There's a Fairy Godmother on the loose!
(Mr. Nervous walks over to Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Little Miss Scary. Mr. Grumpy covers his ears to drown out their talking)
Mr. Nervous: First it was gnomes...now fairies! No one is safe!
Miss Scary: For the last time! I'm a Scary Godmother!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her green large nose monster mask to demonstrate)
Miss Scary: AH!!!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Eek! How much worse can it get!? Don't...don't come any closer or else...ghee...I'll faint!
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I fainted once!
(A thought bubble appears above Little Miss Chatterbox and shows Little Miss Chatterbox fainting)
Miss Chatterbox: Well actually, I didn't really faint.
(The Little Miss Chatterbox in the thought bubble gets up)
Miss Chatterbox: I was just super dizzy.
(The Little Miss Chatterbox in the thought bubble starts spinning. The thought bubble disappears with a pop)
Miss Chatterbox: Have you ever been so dizzy you thought you're gonna faint, Mr. Grumpy?
(Mr. Grumpy gets extremely frustrated)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! For noodles sake! Will you three take this dodo bird party somewhere else and leave me in peace?!
(Tickling is heard and a door is heard opening. Mr. Messy and Mr. Tickle walk into the room)
Mr. Messy: Hiya Mr. Grumpy! We heard about your fairy godmother.
Mr. Grumpy: How'd you two get in?
Mr. Tickle: The back door was locked. But I tickled it open!
Mr. Messy: Shazam! You're the fairy godmother?
Little Miss Scary: What is wrong with you people!? I'm the SCARY godmother! SCARY GODMOTHER!! I grant wishes and scare and everything!
Mr. Messy: Do I get a wish too?
Mr. Grumpy: Hold on! Let's get one thing straight! This is MY scary godmother! No one else's! Only I get to wish for anything! Like right now, I wish that you would all...GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Little Miss Scary: Watch this! (puts on her Mr. Grumpy mask) WHAHHHHH!
Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Messy, & Mr. Tickle: (scream in terror)
(Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Tickle run out of the house. Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and Mr. Grumpy smiles)
Mr. Grumpy: I could get used to this scary godmother stuff. How'd you like to watch a little trout fishing?
Little Miss Scary: Bring it on!
(Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary sit down to watch trout fishing. The screen fades to black)
(The scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain finds the book about fairytales. Mr. Scatterbrain opens the book. A fairy version of Mr. Scatterbrain flies out of the book and raises his hat to Mr. Scatterbrain before flying off)
(The scene fades to the ending scene. Little Miss Whoops is still wearing her fairy wings and is skipping delicately on top of some flowers.)
Narrator: And so, be it Tooth Fairy or garden gnome, the world of these magical creatures bring joy to the Mr. Men and Little Misses.
(Little Miss Whoops skips passed Mr. Rude. Mr. Rude is shown in the tall bed of flowers)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you joy! (laughs)
(Mr. Rude farts and the flowers caught in the gas cloud wilt. The sky blue semicircle fairy, the magenta square fairy, and the light green circle fairy pop out of the flowers in disgust)
Fairies: Mr. Rude!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles walking through the woods. They stop by a bush and Little Miss Giggles lifts up a leaf)
Narrator: So the next time you're wandering in the woods...
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles see the sky blue semicircle fairy, the magenta square fairy, and the light green circle fairy hiding underneath the leaf)
Narrator: Remember to take a close look!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous hiding in his house)
Narrator: You never know just what magical creatures you might find!
(Mr. Nervous sees the gnome tending to his garden and he trembles in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Fade to black)
(Episode ends here)