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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark brown screen comes up with "Farm" written on it with a pile of hay, a pitchfork, and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins with the camera showing the viewers all around the farm)

Rooster (offscreen): (crowing)

Narrator: The farm.

Horse (offscreen): (neighing)

(The camera pans over to a herd of cows)

Narrator: With its vast fields, humble barns, and hungry livestock.

(The camera pans over to a barn. In front of the barn are Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary. Mr. Grumpy is shown holding a pitchfork and wearing a straw hat. The camera zooms in on Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)

Narrator: This hive of activity is held together by the able hands of its farmers.

(Mr. Nervous runs in front of Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary as a chicken chases him all across the farmyard)

Chicken: (clucking angrily)

(Mr. Nervous runs past the bullpen. Mr. Bounce is shown on top of the bull being bucked around by the bull crazily)

Bull: (grunts)

Narrator: It's not easy running a farm.

(The bull knocks Mr. Bounce off his back)

Bull: (snorts)

(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring high into the air and waves hello to the viewers before falling to the ground)

Narrator: But to some, there's no better way of life.

(Mr. Bounce bounces away)

Narrator: Unless, of course.

(Mr. Bounce is heard crashing into something offscreen The screen fades to a new scene at the farm. Mr. Pernickety is shown standing in the middle of the farmyard fiddling with his glasses)

Sheep (offscreen): (bleats)

Narrator: You're Mr. Pernickety.

(Mr. Pernickety takes off his glasses and cleans them with a handkerchief)

Narrator: And you've been asked to feed the pigs.

(Mr. Pernickety puts his glasses back on and flicks a piece of lint off his bowtie)

Mr. Pernickety: (humming)

(Suddenly, someone tosses two buckets of pig slop over to Mr. Pernickety. Mr. Pernickety cringes at the disgusting food upon seeing it)

Miss Helpful (offscreen): Here you go, Mr. Pernickety.

Mr. Pernickety: Oh!

(Little Miss Helpful walks to Mr. Pernickety)

Miss Helpful: The pigs are waiting!

Mr. Pernickety: Oh! But Miss Helpful, that food is rotten!

Miss Helpful: Oh, they like it that way!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Pernickety's disgusted face)

Miss Helpful (offscreen): Better hurry, they're hungry.

(The camera cuts over to three pigs rolling around in mud near their trough)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Slimy tomatoes!

(Mr. Pernickety is shown carrying the buckets of pig slop to the food trough with great disgust)

Mr. Pernickety: Moldy cabbage! Putrid peapods! Ugh! This is the last time I visit a farm. Ugh! What a stench!

(The camera cuts back over to the pigs)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): You all need a bath more than you need food!

(Upon hearing the word "food", all three pigs stand up in excitement)

Pigs: (squealing and oinking)

(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Oh, quiet, you pigs!

Pigs (offscreen): (oinking and snorting)

(Mr. Pernickety is shown approaching a rake that was left on the ground)

Mr. Pernickety: Show some manners!

(Mr. Pernickety steps onto the rake and the rake handle hits Mr. Pernickety in the back. This causes Mr. Pernickety to drop the slop as he is launched across the farmyard before landing in the pig trough)

Mr. Pernickety: Oh! Woah-ho! Oof!

(The pigs happily stuff their faces with the slop and Mr. Pernickety is shown struggling to get out of the trough)

Pigs (overlap): (snorting)

Mr. Pernickety (overlap): Gah! Ooh! (incoherent noises)

Pigs: (burping)

(Little Miss Helpful peers partially onto the screen from the left)

Miss Helpful: Oh, Mr. Pernickety!

Pigs: (burping)

Mr. Pernickety: Oh!

Miss Helpful: Watch out for the rake I left on the ground!

(Upon hearing the late warning, Mr. Pernickety stops his efforts of getting out of the trough)

Mr. Pernickety: (groans)

Pigs: (burping and oinking)

Mr. Pernickety: Thank you, Miss Helpful.

(The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. The first bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of ears of corn. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the corn on top of him. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers. Music starts playing as red, white, and blue stripes cover the screen. Then Little Miss Daredevil appears and gives a salute. She then zooms upward, taking the stripes with her. A dance video starring Little Miss Sunshine plays)

Mr. Pernickety (voiceover): Dance!

(The dance video ends when the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Little Miss Whoops driving a tractor through a field of haybales. The tractor is pulling a cart of haybales. Mr. Bump is not far behind running to keep up with the tractor and holding a haybale over his head)

Mr. Bump: (grunting and panting) Ny-uh! Oh! (grunting)

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bump as Mr. Bump throws the haybale onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: One more!

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale and throws it onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: And another one!

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale)

Mr. Bump: M-M-Miss Whoops, are you sure you know how to drive a tractor?

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Of course! I'm a trained professional. Just keep loading those haybales, Mr. Bump.

(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: (grunting)

(Mr. Bump throws the haybale onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: Heavy!

(Mr. Bump picks up 2 more haybales and throws them onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: Bad for my back! Oh!

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale and throws it onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops as bits of hay float around her)

Miss Whoops: (sneezes)

(A haybale falls off the cart due to Little Miss Whoops hitting a bump while she sneezed)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Mr. Bump sees the haybale coming straight towards him)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The haybale lands on Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump (from underneath the haybale): (muffled noises) Wait for me!

(Mr. Bump stands up and ends up stuck underneath the haybale with only his feet showing. Mr. Bump runs after the tractor. While catching up, Mr. Bump manages to get unstuck from the haybale)

Mr. Bump: Miss Whoops, you lost one!

(Mr. Bump tosses the haybale back onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: Never mind! I've got it!

(Little Miss Whoops drives the tractor over three hills. Three of the haybales fall off the cart and roll away)

Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah!

(Mr. Bump runs on top of one of the haybales and ends up running on top of it)(

Mr. Bump: Oh! Oh! Oh! Woah!

Mr. Bump soon is unable to keep up with the haybale's speed and is run over by it)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets run over by the haybale again)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets run over by the haybale again)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets up and, holding the haybale over his head, runs back to Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Bump: Phew! (breathes heavily)

(Mr. Bump throws the haybale back on top of the cart)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump jumps onto the cart and sits down on one of the haybales)

Mr. Bump: (sighs)

Miss Whoops: I do love the great outdoors! Nothing healthier than working the land.

(Mr. Bump sees something dead ahead and becomes worried. Little Miss Whoops doesn't see it because her eyes are closed)

Mr. Bump: Does that land have to include that hill?

(The tractor and cart start climbing up a hill at a very steep angle)

Miss Whoops: Smell that fresh air, Mr. Bump?

(Mr. Bump is shown hanging from the haybales for dear life)

Mr. Bump: All I can smell is my fear.

(The pin that connects the cart to the tractor comes undone)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Oooh!

(The cart is sent rolling back down the tall hill with Mr. Bump in tow)

Mr. Bump: Oh poopity poop!

(The cart crashes at the bottom of the hill with hay flying around. Little Miss Whoops turns around to see the mess on the ground consisting of the broken cart, haybales, and Mr. Bump. Little Miss Whoops fails to realize that this was an accident)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump! This is no time to play! We've got a job to finish!

Mr. Bump: (moans)

(The screen fades to black as Little Miss Whoops continues driving. The second first bumper plays. The second bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of chickens)

Chickens: (clucking)

(Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the chickens on top of him)

Chickens: (clucking)

(Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the chickens pecks at his head)

Chickens: (clucking)

(The screen cuts to black. The next scene takes place on a beautiful sunny day. Mr. Grumpy is standing by his cornfield admiring all of the corn that is growing there)

Birds (offscreen): (tweeting)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm!

(Mr. Grumpy is quite happy with himself)

Mr. Grumpy: (sighs contently)

(Up in the sky, a crow flies by and sees the field of corn. The crow stops in their tracks and a thought bubble showing an ear of corn briefly appears over their head)

Crow: (caws and whistles)

(The single crow is joined by a flock of 15 other crows and they all dive bomb towards the cornfield)

Crows: (cawing)

(The crows start eating the corn growing in the cornfield)

Crows: (cawing)

(Mr. Grumpy sees the crows and becomes frustrated)

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers! I know just the person to help me.

(Mr. Grumpy takes out his mobile phone and dials a number)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude, Grumpy calling.

(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Rude has arrived at the cornfield to help Mr. Grumpy with the crows)

Crows (overlap): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy (overlap): I need your help, Mr. Rude. Those crows are eating all my corn.

Mr. Rude: I wonder why? I mean, how good can your corn be?

Mr. Grumpy: It's very good. Now, can you get rid of them for me or not?

(Mr. Grumpy hands Mr. Rude the money. Mr. Rude takes the money, smiles, and heads over to the cornfield)

Mr. Rude: Step aside, Mr. Grumpy. And let a professional do his job.

Crows: (cawing)

(In the cornfield, Mr. Rude sets up a robotic scarecrow. Mr. Rude then comes out of the cornfield with a controller)

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Rude: Watch this!

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm?

(Radio waves come out of the controller which activates the scarecrow. On the scarecrow, a crow is about to eat an ear of corn. The scarecrow shakes as it turns on and its eyes turn from blue to red)

Robot Scarecrow: You're messing with the wrong one, crows. All beak, no brains.

(The crow eats the ear of corn and flies away)

Crows: (cawing)

Robot Scarecrow: All beak, no brains!

(The bird defecates on the robot scarecrow, causing the robot to short-circuit and decapitate offscreen next to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude)

Mr. Rude: Hey! That robot was expensive!

Mr. Grumpy: Take your talking tin can and SCRAM!!

(The screen transitions to sometime later. Mr. Grumpy is now with Little Miss Helpful by the cornfield)

Mr. Grumpy: I just need you to get rid of the crows. Can you do that, Miss Helpful?

Miss Helpful: Say no more.

(Little Miss Helpful leaves and is heard turning on an engine offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Helpful!

(Little Miss Helpful is revealed to be driving a corn plowing machine. Mr. Grumpy, not wanting Little Miss Helpful to mow down his cornfield, runs after her)

Mr. Grumpy: Stop! Stop that!

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh no! Oh, my beautiful corn!

(Little Miss Helpful ignores Mr. Grumpy's pleads and mows down the entire cornfield.

Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Stop it!

(Mr. Grumpy stops running when he sees Little Miss Helpful succeed)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Helpful! You have mowed down my entire field of CORN!

(Little Miss Helpful turn off the vehicle, walks over to Mr. Grumpy, and brushes her hands off as she does)

Miss Helpful: I know! Now that's it's gone, the crows have no reason to stay! Problem solved!

Mr. Grumpy: But now they're eating my OTHER corn field!

(Little Miss Helpful realizes her mistake when Mr. Grumpy points to the other cornfield. The camera zooms out to show the other cornfield and the crows eating the corn from that field)

Crows: (cawing)

Miss Helpful: Oh, that's no problem. I'll mow that one too.

(Mr. Grumpy is shown annoyed at Miss Helpful for mowing his field of corn)

Mr. Grumpy: GET...OUT!!!!!

(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Grumpy is now with Little Miss Scary over at the cornfield)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Scary, you're my last hope.

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Can you get rid of those crows?

Miss Scary: They don't call me "Miss Scary" for nothing! Let me at 'em!

(Little Miss Scary puts on her green-fanged mask, pops up behind the cornfield)

Miss Scary: ROAAAAR!!

(As the crows prepare to eat another ear of corn, the corn to come to life as a result of Little Miss Scary's scare)

Ears of Corn: (screams)

(The corn flies away, much to Mr. Grumpy's shock)

Mr. Grumpy: (gasps)

(The crows then shrug and fly away)

Crows: (cawing)

(Little Miss Scary walks over to Mr. Grumpy and takes off her mask)

Miss Scary: I don't see why you had such trouble.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Oh! Crooked...! OH!!!!!

(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat on the ground)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh! Oh, I ought I-(stutters angrily)

(Little Miss Scary turns to the viewers and shrugs in confusion regarding Mr. Grumpy's reaction. The screen irises out and the next bumper plays. The next bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of fishes. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the fish on top of him. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the fishes flops in front of him. The next scene begins in prehistoric times with a shot of a volcano. Some steam shoots out of the volcano before the camera cuts over to Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous is climbing up a tree to get some eggs from a nest)

Mr. Nervous: "Go off and collect the eggs for us, Mr. Nervous. We need eggs, Mr. Nervous."

(The camera shows the nest of eggs at the top of the tree)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Why does everyone have faith in me?

(Mr. Nervous reaches the top of the tree and looks at the nest)

Mr. Nervous: Even I know better than that.

(Mr. Nervous wiggles his fingers)

Mr. Nervous: Oh.

(Mr. Nervous reaches for the eggs and grabs one)

Pterodactyl (offscreen): (shrikes)

(Mr. Nervous looks up to see a pterodactyl flying towards him)

Pterodactyl: (shrikes)

Mr. Nervous: D'oh! (screams)

(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous was simply trying to collect eggs from a chicken coop and the pterodactyl is really a chicken)

Mr. Nervous: Dinosaur!

Chicken: (screeches)

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the chicken coop in fear)

Chicken: (screeches)

(The chicken calms down and sits down contently)

Chicken: (clucks)

(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. The next bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of manure. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot and manages to get out of the way just as Little Miss Whoops dumps the manure. Oblivious to Mr. Quiet, Little Miss Helpful shows up from behind backing up a truck full of apples. Little Miss Helpful then dumps all of the apples onto Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the apples falls and hits him on the head. Little Miss Helpful comes up onscreen and paints the next scene with a paint roller. A dance video starring Little Miss Calamity plays)

Mr. Messy (voiceover): Dance, dance, dance!

(The dance video ends with a plethora of Mr. Tickle’s faces surrounding the screen, then disappearing. This acts as a transition to the next scene. The next scene takes place in a barn full of cows. Mr. Grumpy is instructing Mr. Tickle on how to milk cows)

Mr. Grumpy: Here you go, Mr. Tickle.

Cows: (mooing)

(Mr. Grumpy puts the bucket down)

Mr. Grumpy: Use this bucket for the milk.

(The camera zooms in closer to Mr. Tickle and Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: You mean it doesn't come out of cartons?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, you city folk really don't know much about farm life, do you.

(Mr. Grumpy starts walking away)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): No. But we really know how to tickle. (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but is caught and retracts his arms back)

Mr. Grumpy: Try it and you'll be kissing my tractor!

(Mr. Scatterbrain shows up)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am, Mr. Grumpy.

Cows: (mooing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Ready for my milking duty.

Mr. Grumpy: Why do I sense this is a bad idea?

(Mr. Grumpy leaves)

Mr. Tickle: Oh, Mr. Scatterbrain. I don't know where to start.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, don't worry. I brought the supplies.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a cuttlefish from his pocket)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): A cuttlefish…

Cuttlefish: (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a bowl of steam)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): A bowl of steam...

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a hubcap)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): And a hubcap.

(The camera cuts back to show Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Tickle behind a cow)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Everything we need.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the bucket from Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's get started.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls on one of the cows' tail and puts the tail into the bucket)

Cow: (mooing)

(The cow flicks their tail out of the bucket and swats Mr. Scatterbrain with it)

Mr. Tickle: Ooh!

Mr. Scatterbrain: I say, no need to get personal.

Mr. Tickle: Hmm...I think you have to tickle milk out of a cow. Allow me to demonstrate! (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the cow and the music for Tickle it Out starts playing. Complete with a background change)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): Come on, cow! (laughs)

(The cow looks at Mr. Tickle in confusion)

Cow: (moos)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle notices something)

Mr. Tickle: Ooh! Hey! What are those?

(Mr. Tickle starts milking the cow)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Tickle it Out officially begins)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): You know, milking is fun!

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Tickle: 🎵 Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out!🎵

Cows: (mooing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵I told ya before!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵 (laughs)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk, that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵 Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk, that milk? You wanna get that milk, that milk? 🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk, that milk? 🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): I've got disco-dairy fever! (chuckles)

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): I like you, Mr. Tickle!

Cow: (moos)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): You're silly! (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: Quite fond of you, meself!

(Mr. Grumpy walks into the room. A record scratch sound effect plays and Tickle it Out ends)

Mr. Grumpy: How long can it possibly take you jokers to milk one cow!?

(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Scatterbrain are shown with one bucket of milk)

Mr. Tickle: One cow? We went ahead and milked them all!

(The camera zooms out to reveal a large array of buckets, pots, bowls, pitchers, and even a guitar, pool, cauldron, and bathtub all filled up with milk. Much to Mr. Grumpy's disbelief)

Cows: (mooing contently)

Mr. Tickle: All those cows needed...was a good tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Mr. Grumpy: No. Stop it. (laughs)

(The screen iris' out and the ending scene plays. Scenes from earlier in the episode are shown. Starting with Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary standing by some cows. Mr. Grumpy is shown holding a pitchfork and wearing a straw hat. The camera zooms in on Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)

Rooster (offscreen): (crowing)

Narrator: Our day at the farm is over.

Horse (offscreen): (whinnies)

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling a cow in an effort to get milk from them)

Narrator: Who knew farm work could be so enjoyable?

Cow: (moos)

(The camera pans over to the pig trough. Mr. Pernickety is struggling to get out of the trough as the pigs eat the slop that's also in it)

Narrator: So the next time you have corn on the cob or eat a freshly picked pea.

Pigs: (oinking)

(The camera pans over to Mr. Quiet guiding a dump truck of corn to a certain spot. Little Miss Whoops is driving the truck)

Narrator: Remember the hard work that went into growing your food.

(Little Miss Whoops dumps all the corn onto Mr. Quiet. The screen fades to black and the episode ends)

Deleted Scene[]

(A music video plays. The music video begins with five haybales bouncing on a cart. A haybale rolls very close to the screen and spins around. Mr. Bump is shown running on the haybale like a log roller. Mr. Bump soon fails to keep up with the speed of the haybale and is rolled over by it three times. Mr. Bump regains his footing on top of the haybale and starts running on top of it again. before getting rolled over it again. This transitions the background from green to pink. Little Miss Whoops is shown doing a little dance as she is driving a tractor. The tractor spins around and transitions the scene to outside the pig's trough. Three pigs are standing behind their trough bobbing up and down to the music. Behind them is not only the barn, but Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump is obscured because he is stuck underneath a haybale and only his legs appear as he runs around the farmyard)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

(Mr. Bump runs across the screen from the left and transitions the scene back to Little Miss Whoops on the tractor. Little Miss Whoops is bobbing her head to the music. The camera pans over to Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump finally gets the hang of his job and throws one haybale and four pigs onto the cart)

Pig #1: (oinks)

Pig #2: (oinks)

Pig #3: (oinks)

Pig #4: (oinks)

(The four pigs are shown bouncing on the cart with one of the pigs on top of the haybale.

Pigs: (oinking)

(The pigs and haybale bounce really high into the air. As they fall back to the ground, Mr. Bounce soars through the air and waves hello to the viewers. In a new location, Mr. Bounce bounces behind Mr. Rude's scarecrow. Mr. Rude's scarecrow is dancing next to a pig. Little Miss Scary walks up to the scarecrow, puts on her green fanged mask, and looks at Mr. Rude's scarecrow. Mr. Rude's scarecrow shorts out in fear. Behind Little Miss Scary and the scarecrow, Little Miss Whoops (bobbing her head to the music) drives by on her tractor with Mr. Happy dancing on the tractor, and Mr. Quiet and Mr. Lazy dancing on top of the bales of hay on the cart attached to the tractor. The tractor drives over three hills up and down. The hills disappear and Little Miss Whoops continues bobbing her head to the music as Mr. Happy, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Lazy dance. The tractor soon drives away and a split background showing purple on the right and blue on the left features three Mr. Happys dancing. One on each side of the background and one dancing in the middle. A four way split screen in the same colors show two pigs in the two square purple rectangles, a pig in the lower corner blue rectangle, and Mr. Rude's scarecrow short-circuiting in the top corner blue rectangle. Finally, one more split screen shown in the same style (but the colors reversed) show (clockwise) Little Miss Whoops doing a little dance as she is driving a tractor in the upper purple corner, Mr. Happy dancing in the upper blue corner, Mr. Persnickety cleaning his glasses in the lower purple corner, and Mr. Lazy dancing in the lower blue corner. The music video ends as the screen fades to black)

US Dub[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark brown screen comes up with "Farm" written on it with a pile of hay, a pitchfork, and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins with the camera showing the viewers all around the farm)

Narrator: The farm.

Rooster (offscreen): (crowing)

Horse (offscreen): (neighing)

(The camera pans over to a herd of cows)

Narrator: With its vast fields, humble barns, and hungry livestock.

(The camera pans over to a barn. In front of the barn are Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary. Mr. Grumpy is shown holding a pitchfork and wearing a straw hat. The camera zooms in on Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)

Narrator: This hive of activity is held together by the able hands of its farmers.

(Mr. Nervous runs in front of Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary as a chicken chases him all across the farmyard)

Chicken: (clucking angrily)

(Mr. Nervous runs past the bullpen. Mr. Bounce is shown on top of the bull being bucked around by the bull crazily)

Bull: (grunts)

Narrator: It's not easy running a farm.

(The bull knocks Mr. Bounce off his back)

Bull: (snorts)

(Mr. Bounce is shown soaring high into the air and waves hello to the viewers before falling to the ground)

Narrator: But to some, there's no better way of life.

(Mr. Bounce bounces away)

Narrator: Unless, of course.

(Mr. Bounce is heard crashing into something offscreen The screen fades to a new scene at the farm. Mr. Persnickety is shown standing in the middle of the farmyard fiddling with his glasses)

Sheep (offscreen): (bleats)

Narrator: You're Mr. Persnickety.

(Mr. Persnickety takes off his glasses and cleans them with a handkerchief)

Narrator: And you've been asked to feed the pigs.

(Mr. Persnickety puts his glasses back on and flicks a piece of lint off his bowtie. Suddenly, someone tosses two buckets of pig slop over to Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Persnickety cringes at the disgusting food upon seeing it)

Miss Helpful (offscreen): Here you go, Mr. Persnickety.

(Little Miss Helpful walks to Mr. Persnickety)

Miss Helpful: The pigs are waiting!

Mr. Persnickety: D'oh! But Miss Helpful, that food is rotten!

Miss Helpful: Oh, they like it that way!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Persnickety's disgusted face)

Miss Helpful (offscreen): Better hurry, they're hungry.

(The camera cuts over to three pigs rolling around in mud near their trough)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Slimy tomatoes!

(Mr. Persnickety is shown carrying the buckets of pig slop to the food trough with great disgust)

Mr. Persnickety: Moldy cabbage! Uh, putrid peapods! Ho, this is the last time I visit a farm. Ew! What a stench!

(The camera cuts back over to the pigs)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): You all need a bath more than you need food!

(Upon hearing the word "food", all three pigs stand up in excitement)

Pigs: (squealing and oinking)

(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: Oh, quiet, you hogs!

Pigs (offscreen): (oinking and snorting)

(Mr. Persnickety is shown approaching a rake that was left on the ground)

Mr. Persnickety: Show some manners!

(Mr. Persnickety steps onto the rake and the rake handle hits Mr. Persnickety in the back. This causes Mr. Persnickety to drop the slop as he is launched across the farmyard before landing in the pig trough)

Mr. Persnickety: D'oh-ho-ho!

(The pigs happily stuff their faces with the slop and Mr. Persnickety is shown struggling to get out of the trough)

Pigs (overlap): (snorting)

Mr. Persnickety (overlap): D'ooh! Oh! Y-ho-ho!

Pigs: (burping)

(Little Miss Helpful peers partially onto the screen from the left)

Miss Helpful: Oh, Mr. Persnickety! Watch out for that rake I left on the ground!

(Upon hearing the late warning, Mr. Persnickety stops his efforts of getting out of the trough)

Mr. Persnickety: (groans)

Pigs: (burping)

Mr. Persnickety: Thank you, Miss Helpful.

(The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. The first bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of ears of corn. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the corn on top of him. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers. Music starts playing as red, white, and blue stripes cover the screen. Then Little Miss Daredevil appears and gives a salute. She then zooms upward, taking the stripes with her. A dance video starring Little Miss Sunshine plays)

Mr. Persnickety (voiceover): 🎵Dance! Dance! Ooh, dance!🎵 (chuckles)

(The dance video ends when the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Little Miss Whoops driving a tractor through a field of haybales. The tractor is pulling a cart of haybales. Mr. Bump is not far behind running to keep up with the tractor and holding a haybale over his head)

Mr. Bump: (grunting)

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bump as Mr. Bump throws the haybale onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale and throws it onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale)

Mr. Bump: Uh, M-M-Miss Whoops, are you sure you know how to drive a tractor?

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Oh, sure! I'm a trained professional. Just keep loading those haybales, Mr. Bump.

(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: (grunting)

(Mr. Bump throws the haybale onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: D'ah, heavy!

(Mr. Bump picks up 2 more haybales and throws them onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: Bad for back!

(Mr. Bump picks up another haybale and throws it onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops as bits of hay float around her)

Miss Whoops: (sneezes)

(A haybale falls off the cart due to Little Miss Whoops hitting a bump while she sneezed)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Mr. Bump sees the haybale coming straight towards him)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The haybale lands on Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump (from underneath the haybale): (muffled noises)

(Mr. Bump stands up and ends up stuck underneath the haybale with only his feet showing. Mr. Bump runs after the tractor. While catching up, Mr. Bump manages to get unstuck from the haybale)

Mr. Bump: Miss Whoops, you lost one!

(Mr. Bump tosses the haybale back onto the cart)

Mr. Bump: Never mind! I got it!

(Little Miss Whoops drives the tractor over three hills. Three of the haybales fall off the cart and roll away. Mr. Bump runs on top of one of the haybales and ends up running on top of it. Mr. Bump soon is unable to keep up with the haybale's speed and is run over by it)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets run over by the haybale again)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets run over by the haybale again)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(Mr. Bump gets up and, holding the haybale over his head, runs back to Little Miss Whoops. Mr. Bump throws the haybale back on top of the cart. Mr. Bump jumps onto the cart and sits down on one of the haybales)

Mr. Bump: Ah!

Miss Whoops: I do love the great outdoors! Nothing healthier than working the land.

(Mr. Bump sees something dead ahead and becomes worried. Little Miss Whoops doesn't see it because her eyes are closed)

Mr. Bump: Does that land have to include that hill?

(The tractor and cart start climbing up a hill at a very steep angle)

Miss Whoops: Smell that fresh air, Mr. Bump?

(Mr. Bump is shown hanging from the haybales for dear life)

Mr. Bump: All I can smell is my fear.

(The pin that connects the cart to the tractor comes undone and the cart is sent rolling back down the tall hill with Mr. Bump in tow)

Mr. Bump: (gasps) Oh poopity poop!

(The cart crashes at the bottom of the hill with hay flying around)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): (whines)

(Little Miss Whoops turns around to see the mess on the ground consisting of the broken cart, haybales, and Mr. Bump. Little Miss Whoops fails to realize that this was an accident)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump! This is no time to play!

Mr. Bump: (groans)

Miss Whoops: We've got a job to finish!

Mr. Bump: Ny-ugh!

(The screen fades to black as Little Miss Whoops continues driving. The second first bumper plays. The second bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of chickens)

Chickens: (clucking)

(Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the chickens on top of him)

Chickens: (clucking)

(Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the chickens pecks at his head)

Chickens: (clucking)

(The screen cuts to black. The next scene takes place on a beautiful sunny day. Mr. Grumpy is standing by his cornfield admiring all of the corn that is growing there)

Birds (offscreen): (tweeting)

(Mr. Grumpy is quite happy with himself. Up in the sky, a crow flies by and sees the field of corn. The crow stops in their tracks and a thought bubble showing an ear of corn briefly appears over their head)

Crow: (caws and whistles)

(The single crow is joined by a flock of 15 other crows and they all dive bomb towards the cornfield)

Crows: (cawing)

(The crows start eating the corn growing in the cornfield)

Crows: (cawing)

(Mr. Grumpy sees the crows and becomes frustrated)

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers! I know just the person to help me.

(Mr. Grumpy takes out his mobile phone and dials a number)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude, Grumpy calling.

(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Rude has arrived at the cornfield to help Mr. Grumpy with the crows)

Crows (overlap): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy (overlap): I need your help, Mr. Rude. Those crows are eating all my corn.

Mr. Rude: I wonder why? I mean, how good can your corn be?

Mr. Grumpy: It's plenty good. Now, can you get rid of them for me or not?

(Mr. Grumpy hands Mr. Rude the money. Mr. Rude takes the money, smiles, and heads over to the cornfield)

Mr. Rude: Step aside, Mr. Grumpy. And let a professional do his job.

Crows: (cawing)

(In the cornfield, Mr. Rude sets up a robotic scarecrow. Mr. Rude then comes out of the cornfield with a controller)

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Rude: Watch this!

(Radio waves come out of the controller which activates the scarecrow. On the scarecrow, a crow is about to eat an ear of corn. The scarecrow shakes as it turns on and its eyes turn from blue to red)

Robot Scarecrow: You're messing with the wrong one, crows. All beak, no brains.

(The crow eats the ear of corn and flies away)

Crows: (cawing)

Robot Scarecrow: All beak, no brains!

(The bird defecates on the robot scarecrow, causing the robot to short and decapitate offscreen next to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude)

Mr. Rude: Hey! That robot was expensive!

Mr. Grumpy: Take your talking tin can and SCRAM!!

(The screen transitions to sometime later. Mr. Grumpy is now with Little Miss Helpful by the cornfield)

Mr. Grumpy: I just need you to get rid of the crows. Can you do that, Miss Helpful?

Miss Helpful: Say no more.

(Little Miss Helpful leaves and is heard turning on an engine offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Helpful!

(Little Miss Helpful is revealed to be driving a corn plowing machine. Mr. Grumpy, not wanting Little Miss Helpful to mow down his cornfield, runs after her)

Mr. Grumpy: Stop! Stop that!

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh no! Oh, my beautiful corn!

(Little Miss Helpful ignores Mr. Grumpy's pleads and mows down the entire cornfield.

Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Stop it!

(Mr. Grumpy stops running when he sees Little Miss Helpful succeed)

Mr. Grumpy: You've mowed down...my entire field...OF CORN!

(Little Miss Helpful turn off the vehicle, walks over to Mr. Grumpy, and brushes her hands off as she does)

Miss Helpful: I know! Now that's it's gone, the crows have no reason to stay! Problem solved!

Mr. Grumpy: But now they're eating my OTHER corn field!

(Little Miss Helpful realizes her mistake when Mr. Grumpy points to the other cornfield. The camera zooms out to show the other cornfield and the crows eating the corn from that field)

Crows: (cawing)

Miss Helpful: Oh, that's no problem. I'll mow that one too.

(Mr. Grumpy is shown annoyed at Miss Helpful for mowing his field of corn)

Mr. Grumpy: Get...out!!

(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Grumpy is now with Little Miss Scary over at the cornfield)

Mr. Grumpy: Miss Scary, you're my last hope.

Crows (offscreen): (cawing)

Mr. Grumpy: Can you get rid of these crows?

Miss Scary: They don't call me "Miss Scary" for nothing! Let me at 'em!

(Little Miss Scary puts on her green-fanged mask and pops up behind the cornfield)

Miss Scary: (roars)

(As the crows prepare to eat another ear of corn, the corn to come to life as a result of Little Miss Scary's scare)

Ears of Corn: (screams)

(The corn flies away, much to Mr. Grumpy's shock. The crows then shrug and fly away)

Crows: (cawing)

(Little Miss Scary walks over to Mr. Grumpy and takes off her mask)

Miss Scary: I don't see why you had such trouble.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Gah! Oh! Crooked...! OOOH!!!!!

(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat on the ground)

Mr. Grumpy: (stutters angrily)

(Little Miss Scary turns to the viewers and shrugs in confusion regarding Mr. Grumpy's reaction. The screen irises out and a music video plays. The music video begins with five haybales bouncing on a cart. A haybale rolls very close to the screen and spins around. Mr. Bump is shown running on the haybale like a log roller. Mr. Bump soon fails to keep up with the speed of the haybale and is rolled over by it three times. Mr. Bump regains his footing on top of the haybale and starts running on top of it again. before getting rolled over it again. This transitions the background from green to pink. Little Miss Whoops is shown doing a little dance as she is driving a tractor. The tractor spins around and transitions the scene to outside the pig's trough. Three pigs are standing behind their trough bobbing up and down to the music. Behind them is not only the barn, but Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump is obscured because he is stuck underneath a haybale and only his legs appear as he runs around the farmyard)

Pigs: (oinking and snorting)

(Mr. Bump runs across the screen from the left and transitions the scene back to Little Miss Whoops on the tractor. Little Miss Whoops is bobbing her head to the music. The camera pans over to Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump finally gets the hang of his job and throws one haybale and four pigs onto the cart)

Pig #1: (oinks)

Pig #2: (oinks)

Pig #3: (oinks)

Pig #4: (oinks)

(The four pigs are shown bouncing on the cart with one of the pigs on top of the haybale.

Pigs: (oinking)

(The pigs and haybale bounce really high into the air. As they fall back to the ground, Mr. Bounce soars through the air and waves hello to the viewers. In a new location, Mr. Bounce bounces behind Mr. Rude's scarecrow. Mr. Rude's scarecrow is dancing next to a pig. Little Miss Scary walks up to the scarecrow, puts on her green fanged mask, and looks at Mr. Rude's scarecrow. Mr. Rude's scarecrow shorts out in fear. Behind Little Miss Scary and the scarecrow, Little Miss Whoops (bobbing her head to the music) drives by on her tractor with Mr. Happy dancing on the tractor, and Mr. Quiet and Mr. Lazy dancing on top of the bales of hay on the cart attached to the tractor. The tractor drives over three hills up and down. The hills disappear and Little Miss Whoops continues bobbing her head to the music as Mr. Happy, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Lazy dance. The tractor soon drives away and a split background showing purple on the right and blue on the left features three Mr. Happys dancing. One on each side of the background and one dancing in the middle. A four way split screen in the same colors show two pigs in the two square purple rectangles, a pig in the lower corner blue rectangle, and Mr. Rude's scarecrow short-circuiting in the top corner blue rectangle. Finally, one more split screen shown in the same style (but the colors reversed) show (clockwise) Little Miss Whoops doing a little dance as she is driving a tractor in the upper purple corner, Mr. Happy dancing in the upper blue corner, Mr. Persnickety cleaning his glasses in the lower purple corner, and Mr. Lazy dancing in the lower blue corner. The music video ends as the screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of fishes. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot, but before Mr. Quiet could get out of the way, Little Miss Whoops dumps the fish on top of him. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the fishes flops in front of him. The next scene begins in prehistoric times with a shot of a volcano. Some steam shoots out of the volcano before the camera cuts over to Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous is climbing up a tree to get some eggs from a nest)

Mr. Nervous: D'oh "Go off and collect the eggs for us, Mr. Nervous. We need eggs, Mr. Nervous."

(The camera shows the nest of eggs at the top of the tree)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh, why does everyone have faith in me?

(Mr. Nervous reaches the top of the tree and looks at the nest)

Mr. Nervous: Even I know better than that.

(Mr. Nervous wiggles his fingers)

Mr. Nervous: (grumbles)

(Mr. Nervous reaches for the eggs and grabs one)

Pterodactyl (offscreen): (shrikes)

(Mr. Nervous looks up to see a pterodactyl flying towards him)

Pterodactyl: (shrikes)

Mr. Nervous: (gasps and screams)

(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous was simply trying to collect eggs from a chicken coop and the pterodactyl is really a chicken)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

Chicken: (screeches)

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the chicken coop in fear)

Chicken: (screeches)

(The chicken calms down and sits down contently)

Chicken: (clucks)

(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. The next bumper shows Mr. Quiet guiding Little Miss Whoops as she backs up a dump truck holding tons of manure. Mr. Quiet stops the truck at just the right spot and manages to get out of the way just as Little Miss Whoops dumps the manure. Oblivious to Mr. Quiet, Little Miss Helpful shows up from behind backing up a truck full of apples. Little Miss Helpful then dumps all of the apples onto Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet gives an annoyed glare to the viewers as one of the apples falls and hits him on the head. Little Miss Helpful comes up onscreen and paints the next scene with a paint roller. A dance video starring Little Miss Calamity plays)

Mr. Messy (voiceover): Dance, dance, dance!

(The dance video ends with a plethora of Mr. Tickle’s faces surrounding the screen, then disappearing. This acts as a transition to the next scene. The next scene takes place in a barn full of cows. Mr. Grumpy is instructing Mr. Tickle on how to milk cows)

Mr. Grumpy: Here you go, Mr. Tickle.

Cows: (mooing)

(Mr. Grumpy puts the bucket down)

Mr. Grumpy: Use this bucket for the milk.

(The camera zooms in closer to Mr. Tickle and Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: You mean it doesn't come out in cartons?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, you city folk really don't know much about farm life, do you.

(Mr. Grumpy starts walking away)

Mr. Grumpy: Huh, huh.

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): No. But we sure know how to tickle. (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but is caught and retracts his arms back)

Mr. Grumpy: Do it and you'll be kissing my tractor!

(Mr. Scatterbrain shows up)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am, Mr. Grumpy.

Cows: (mooing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Ready for my milking duty.

Mr. Grumpy: Why do I sense this is a bad idea?

(Mr. Grumpy leaves)

Mr. Tickle: Gee, Mr. Scatterbrain. I don't know where to start.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, don't worry. I brought the supplies.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a cuttlefish from his pocket)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): A cuttlefish…

Cuttlefish: (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a bowl of steam)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): A bowl of steam...

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a hubcap)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): And a hubcap.

(The camera cuts back to show Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Tickle behind a cow)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Everything we need.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the bucket from Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's get started.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls on one of the cows' tail and puts the tail into the bucket)

Cow: (mooing)

(The cow flicks their tail out of the bucket and swats Mr. Scatterbrain with it)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hey there! No need to get personal!

Mr. Tickle: Hmm...I think you have to tickle milk out of a cow. Allow me to demonstrate! (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the cow and the music for Tickle it Out starts playing. Complete with a background change. The cow looks at Mr. Tickle in confusion)

Cow: (moos)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle notices something)

Mr. Tickle: Hey! What are those?

(Mr. Tickle starts milking the cow)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Tickle it Out officially begins)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna Tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵 (laughs)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): You know, milking is fun!

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵You've gotta tickle it out!🎵

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Tickle: 🎵 Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! Tickle it out! 🎵

Cows: (mooing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵How we gonna get it?🎵

Mr. Tickle: 🎵We're gonna tickle it out!🎵 (laughs)

Mr. Scatterbrain: 🎵You wanna get that milk, that milk? You wanna get that milk, that milk? You wanna get that milk, that milk? You wanna get that milk, that milk? 🎵

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): I've got disco-dairy fever! (chuckles)

Turkeys: (gobbling)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): I like you, Mr. Tickle!

Cow: (moos)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): You're silly! (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Grumpy walks into the room. A record scratch sound effect plays and Tickle it Out ends)

Mr. Grumpy: How long can it possibly take you jokers to milk one cow!?

(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Scatterbrain are shown with one bucket of milk)

Mr. Tickle: One cow? We went ahead and milked them all!

(The camera zooms out to reveal a large array of buckets, pots, bowls, pitchers, and even a guitar, pool, cauldron, and bathtub all filled up with milk. Much to Mr. Grumpy's disbelief)

Cows: (mooing contently)

Mr. Tickle: All those cows needed...was a good tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

Mr. Grumpy: No. Stop it. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

(The screen iris' out and the ending scene plays. Scenes from earlier in the episode are shown. Starting with Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary standing by some cows. Mr. Grumpy is shown holding a pitchfork and wearing a straw hat. The camera zooms in on Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Scary)

Rooster (offscreen): (crowing)

Narrator: Our day at the farm is over.

Horse (offscreen): (whinnies)

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling a cow in an effort to get milk from them)

Narrator: Who knew farm work could be so enjoyable?

Cow: (moos)

(The camera pans over to the pig trough. Mr. Persnickety is struggling to get out of the trough as the pigs eat the slop that's also in it)

Narrator: So the next time you have corn on the cob or eat a freshly picked pea.

Pigs: (oinking)

(The camera pans over to Mr. Quiet guiding a dump truck of corn to a certain spot. Little Miss Whoops is driving the truck)

Narrator: Remember the hard work that went into growing your food.

(Little Miss Whoops dumps all the corn onto Mr. Quiet. The screen fades to black and the episode ends)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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