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UK Version[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow-orange screen comes up with "Food" written on it, a banana, a slice of pizza, a beanburger, a pineapple, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Stubborn sitting on a park bench eating an orange. Peel and all. Little Miss Daredevil flies by eating a carrot)
Narrator: If there's one thing you should know about Dillydale...
(Mr. Stubborn licks his fingers and the camera starts following Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is eating bananas. He pops the whole thing into his mouth, peel and all, spits the peel out, and throws it onto the ground)
Narrator: It's that the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Chatterbox passes by eating soup out of a can. Mr. Bump slips on the discarded banana peel)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Wah!
Narrator (overlap): Do enjoy all kinds of foods!
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are shown having a picnic. Mr. Nosey is eating a sandwich while Mr. Small is rapidly chowing down on corn on the cob)
Narrator: They like corn on the cob...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Messy eating a bean burrito only to accidentally squirt the contents of it all over Mr. Pernickety upon taking a bite)
Narrator: Love burritos...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Quiet sitting under an apple tree about to eat an apple)
Narrator: And adore freshly picked apples!
(Mr. Quiet takes a bite from an apple and a worm pops out. Much to Mr. Quiet's disgust)
Narrator: Well, at least ones without worms!
(The screen fades to black and the next scene begins. Mr. Quiet is shown arriving at a fast food restaurant with Little Miss Calamity as the cashier)
Miss Calamity: Hello, Mr. Quiet. Welcome to "Mr. Bounce's Beanburger House!" Can I take your order?
Mr. Quiet: Oh yes! If I could just have some water?
Miss Calamity: I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
Mr. Quiet: Do you have any water?
Miss Calamity: Oh! You'd like a beanburger special? Would you like barbecue sauce on that bean burger? How about pickled peppers?
Mr. Quiet: Just one water.
Miss Calamity: Okay.
(Little Miss Calamity puts the order into the register)
Miss Calamity: So that's a beanburger special, plain! Coming right up!
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity calls out to Mr. Bounce)
Miss Calamity: Order one! One beanburger! No barbecue sauce or the pickled peppers!
(Mr. Bounce pops up in a little window wearing a hairnet and holding a spatula)
Mr. Bounce: One beanburger! No barbecue sauce, no pickled peppers! Coming right up!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to prepare the order)
Miss Calamity: Now that beanburger special comes with a smoothie! Would you like blueberry, raspberry, or spinach flavour?
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
Miss Calamity: Oh! I know what you mean! Spinach is our least popular flavour. Ooh! I'd have the blueberry if I were you.
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
Miss Calamity: Blueberry it is!
(Little Miss Calamity walks over to the smoothie machine)
Mr. Quiet: But...
(Mr. Quiet shrugs. The scene cuts to Little Miss Calamity at the smoothie machine. Little Miss Calamity takes a cup and starts filling it up with blueberry smoothie when the machine starts clogging up)
Miss Calamity: That doesn't sound right.
(Little Miss Calamity calls out to Mr. Bounce)
Miss Calamity: How's that beanburger coming?
(Mr. Bounce pops up in the little window)
Mr. Bounce: Almost ready, Miss Calamity!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to finish the order. Back at the smoothie machine, the machine starts backing up with an excess amount of blueberry smoothie)
Miss Calamity: Tha-
(The smoothie machine explodes and blueberry smoothie covers the camera and drips down)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
(Once the blueberry smoothie clears, the entire restaurant is shown covered in heaps of blueberry smoothie. Little Miss Calamity is back behind the counter with blueberry smoothie in her hair. Mr. Quiet has a blueberry moustache which he quickly licks off. Mr. Bounce bounces over with Mr. Quiet's beanburger on a tray)
Mr. Bounce: Woah! Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away and crashes into something offscreen)
Miss Calamity: There you go, Mr. Quiet! One beanburger...
(The blueberry smoothie lands on the tray)
Miss Calamity: And a blueberry smoothie!
Mr. Quiet: All I wanted was a glass of water.
Miss Calamity: Oh?! You just wanted water? You should have just said so!
Mr. Quiet: I tried.
Miss Calamity: What a calamity!
(The screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Mr. Messy is shown by a juicer. Mr. Messy juices three oranges in a messy manner. Juice gets all over the walls and Mr. Messy himself. Rather than drinking the little juice that got into the cup, Mr. Messy licks all the juice off his face. An ocean wave passes with Mr. Bump riding it)
Mr. Bump: (screaming)
(This transitions the next scene, which features Mr. Nervous sailing on a little boat in a marsh. Mr. Nervous is holding a lantern to see where he is going)
Mr. Nervous: Oh, how do I get my-myself in these situations? Lost in a dark and d-d-dangerous marsh! Oh!
(Bubbles form above the surface in front of Mr. Nervous. A seaweed monster comes out of the water in front of Mr. Nervous' boat)
Seaweed Monster: (roars)
Mr. Nervous: (squeals in fear)
(Mr. Nervous trembles in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Oh n-n-n-no! Get away from me you green leafy menace!
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Hello, Mr. Nervous.
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous was simply getting food at a salad bar. Mr. Nervous is in front of the spinach. Little Miss Naughty is shown next to him)
Miss Naughty: Making a salad?
Mr. Nervous: Yes. But I just can't decide what to put in it!
(Mr. Nervous grabs a set of tongs and uses them to grab an olive. Little Miss Naughty takes out a plastic fly)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
(Little Miss Naughty places the plastic fly onto the lettuce)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): My plastic fly!
Miss Naughty: How about some lettuce?
Mr. Nervous: It does look a little...mmm...brown.
Miss Naughty: Hmm!
(Little Miss Naughty moves her plastic fly onto the radishes)
Miss Naughty: These radishes look nice.
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Naughty's plastic fly)
Mr. Nervous: Oh n-n-n-no! No! Radishes give me terrible tummy ache!
Miss Naughty: How about some beetroot?
Mr. Nervous: Don't get me started about beetroot!
(Little Miss Naughty starts losing her patience)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Nervous...isn't there anything here at the salad bar that you do like?
Mr. Nervous: Well, I like bean sprouts. As long as they've been thoroughly washed!
(Little Miss Naughty moves her plastic fly to the bean sprouts)
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Into these you go!
Miss Naughty: I'm sure these bean sprouts have been washed, twice!
(Little Miss Naughty leaves)
Miss Naughty: Bye!
(Little Miss Naughty is shown standing behind a table)
Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I just can't help myself!
(Mr. Nervous places some bean sprouts onto his plate. He also places the plastic fly onto his plate along with an olive. Mr. Nervous notices the olive and starts panicking)
Mr. Nervous: (gasp) No! No! No! No! No! Oh dear!
(Mr. Tickle shows up with a plate full of lettuce)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Tickle! There's something awful in my bean sprouts! Get it out! Get it out!
(Mr. Tickle takes the olive off Mr. Nervous' plate)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): It's just an olive, Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Tickle: Must've fallen into the bean sprouts!
(Mr. Tickle eats the olive)
Mr. Nervous: An olive?! Geeh! How could they call it "bean sprouts" if it's filled with olives and all kinds of other nasty things?!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Tickle: That man needs to be tickled more often.
(Little Miss Naughty walks back over to the salad bar very disappointed)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Nervous didn't even know notice my plastic fly!
(Little Miss Naughty takes her plastic fly off of Mr. Nervous' plate)
Miss Naughty: What fun is that?
Mr. Tickle: Not nearly as much fun as a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle drops his plate, tickles Little Miss Naughty, and chases her around the salad bar)
Miss Naughty: (laughs) No! (laughs) Stop! (laughs) You'll make me drop my fly! (laughs)
(Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons float up onto the screen. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown hanging onto the balloons' strings and he lifts his hat. Mr. Scatterbrain floats to the top of the screen and the scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Strong is shown by a juicer. Mr. Strong flexes his muscles and gives them a kiss. He takes a watermelon and juices it but juice gets everywhere and a piece of watermelon rind lands on Mr. Strong's head. Mr. Strong is left in a daze. Mr. Small appears onscreen and ushers Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as a transition to the next scene which begins with Mr. Pernickety driving Mr. Happy to a restaurant)
Mr. Happy: Thank you for driving, Mr. Pernickety!
(The scene cuts to inside the car)
Mr. Happy: I can't wait to try out this new restaurant!
(Mr. Pernickety parks his car in a parking spot in front of the restaurant)
Mr. Pernickety: But Mr. Happy, there aren't any tables! What kind of restaurant doesn't have tables?
Mr. Happy: It's a drive-in restaurant! They serve you in your car! Doesn't that sound fantastic?
Mr. Pernickety: No. It sounds positively uncivilized.
(Mr. Messy pops up in the back seat eating a banana. He is heard taking a bite out of his banana)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Messy!
Mr. Pernickety: Speaking of uncivilized...
(Mr. Messy places the banana peel on top of one of the seats)
Mr. Messy: Alright, fellas! Am I glad you dropped by! I just found out they only serve food if you're in a car!
Mr. Happy: So you'll be joining us?
Mr. Messy: I thought you'd never ask!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful!
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Happy. I would prefer that we dine in some other eating establishment preferably one with tables and chairs!
(Mr. Pernickety takes the banana peel off the seat)
Mr. Pernickety: And not in my sparkling clean car!
Mr. Messy: And miss out on all the fun?
Mr. Happy: Mr. Messy's right! Besides, here come our waiters!
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are revealed to be the waiters as they roller skate over to Mr. Pernickety's car. Mr. Bump struggles to skate while Little Miss Whoops skates with grace)
Mr. Bump: Ah! Woah!
Miss Whoops: (humming)
(Mr. Bump stops himself once he reaches Mr. Pernickety's car. Little Miss Whoops ends up slamming into the car and falling down)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops stands up and takes out a notepad and pencil)
Miss Whoops: Hello and welcome to "The Dillydale Beanburger Drive-Through!" What would you like to order?
Mr. Happy: Hello to you too, Miss Whoops. May I please have...a beanburger on a stick...
Mr. Messy: Yeah!
Mr. Happy: And a lemonade?
(Little Miss Whoops writes down Mr. Happy's order)
Mr. Pernickety: Beanburger on a stick!? We have to eat beanburgers?
Mr. Bump: The best in town!
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about! Sign me up for the same thing!
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(Mr. Pernickety moves Mr. Messy's arm away from his face)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh, very well. I'll have what they're having.
(Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump skate away (the latter not as easily). Mr. Messy pokes his head out the window to add something to the order)
Mr. Bump: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Mr. Messy: Oh! And can I have a bowl of mustard?
(Mr. Messy goes back into the car)
Mr. Pernickety: Mustard!? Uh, do you know how difficult mustard stains are to remove?
(Mr. Messy thinks for a moment)
Mr. Messy: Not really. I usually just leave stains the way they are.
Mr. Pernickety: Well please, try not to leave any on my clean upholstery!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with everyone's food but as she puts the tray on the window, she knocks off Mr. Pernickety's car mirror)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Pernickety: My mirror!
Miss Whoops: Oh well. Here's your food!
(Little Miss Whoops turns around and calls for Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: Hurry up, Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Bump is shown struggling to balance the bowl of mustard and lemonades while roller skating towards the car)
Mr. Bump: Woah! Woah! Oh! Can't get used to these roller skates! Woah! Woah! Woo-hoo! Woah!
(Mr. Bump manages to bring everything to the car. Little Miss Whoops places the lemonades on the tray while Mr. Pernickety gives a beanburger on a stick to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: Ah! Smells delicious!
(Little Miss Whoops takes the bowl of mustard from Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: And here's your bowl of mustard!
Mr. Bump: Hmm!
(Mr. Bump struggles to balance on his roller skates)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
Mr. Bump: Oh! Oh!!
Mr. Messy: That looks tasty!
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump bumps into Little Miss Whoops)
Mr. Bump: Poopity poop!!
(Little Miss Whoops ends up dropping the bowl of mustard into the car. A dab of mustard gets on Mr. Pernickety's nose)
Mr. Messy: Oh dear!
Mr. Happy: Oh!
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! My gorgeous, clean upholstery!
(Mr. Messy swipes a drop of mustard off of Mr. Pernickety's nose and eats it)
Mr. Messy: I love this restaurant! We should eat him more often, Mr. P.
Miss Whoops: I'll tell you what, we'll leave a few moist soviets to make cleaning up a little easier.
Mr. Bump: Hmm!
(Little Miss Whoops grabs one of the cups of lemonade and Mr. Bump starts losing his balance again)
Miss Whoops: Now here are your lemonades!
Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah!!
(Mr. Bump bumps into Little Miss Whoops, making her spill the lemonade all over Mr. Pernickety)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!!
(The cup falls off of Mr. Pernickety's head)
Miss Whoops: Let me get you another one.
Mr. Pernickety: Please don't bother!
(Mr. Pernickety drives away in a huff. Much to Mr. Messy's disappointment. Mr. Messy looks out the back windshield as they drive away)
Mr. Messy: Where are we going!? We didn't even order dessert!
(Mr. Happy gets an idea)
Mr. Happy: I know! How about we get a couple of frozen yogurts to go?!
(Mr. Messy applauds at the idea and looks out the back windshield again. Mr. Pernickety, on the other hand, is not as thrilled with the idea)
(Mr. Tickle's arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next bumper begins. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are juicing grapes. When they juice the first grape, they discover that very little juice is produced. Mr. Small gets an idea and moves the table out of the way. Mr. Nosey begins juicing grapes in a wooden tub by squishing them with his feet while Mr. Small plays an accordion. The next scene takes place at a restaurant that serves nut cutlets. After showing the restaurant from the outside, the scene cuts to Mr. Noisy in the kitchen)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): As I was saying, the job is very simple!!
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Lazy is also in the room)
Mr. Lazy: Job? You mean I have to work?
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Yes! That's what a job is...work!!
Mr. Lazy: Don't like the sound of that.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): But don't worry! It's the easiest job of the whole kitchen!!
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy turn towards the grill)
Mr. Noisy: All you have to do is cook these...
(Mr. Noisy lowers his megaphone)
Mr. Noisy: Nut cutlets.
Mr. Lazy: And that entails, let me guess, nuts.
Mr. Noisy: Exactly! Let me show you!
(Mr. Noisy slaps five nut cutlets onto the grill)
Mr. Noisy: First, you slap the nut cutlet on the grill!
(Mr. Noisy takes out a spatula)
Mr. Noisy: Next, you flip the nut cutlet...
(Mr. Noisy flips the nut cutlet)
Mr. Noisy: Once! Flip the nut cutlet...
(Mr. Noisy flips the nut cutlet again)
Mr. Noisy: Twice! Then you put the nut cutlet...
(Each nut cutlet lands on a plate with celery crunch and pea rice on the side)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen): On a plate with a scoop of celery crunch and some pea rice!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I have to do all that?
Mr. Noisy: Why, of course! Foods ready, Miss Chatterbox!
(Little Miss Chatterbox runs over to the little window to collect the orders)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Thanks, Mr. Noisy! Table 6 was really, really, getting hungry! I think they ate the crayons I gave them. (giggles) Or did I give them rhubarb? Now I can't remember!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Noisy: Honestly, Mr. Lazy. This job's so simple, a monkey could do it!
Mr. Lazy: Can I start tomorrow? I'm gonna need to rest first.
(Mr. Noisy takes out his megaphone and Mr. Lazy covers his ears)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): That would be fantastic!
(Mr. Noisy leaves and Mr. Lazy ponders over what Mr. Noisy had said)
Mr. Lazy: So simple, a monkey could do it.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Lazy arriving at a pet shop)
Cats (offscreen): (meowing)
Dogs (offscreen): (barking)
Birds (offscreen): (chirping)
(Mr. Lazy goes into the store, the sound of a cash register is heard, and Mr. Lazy walks out of the pet store with a monkey)
Monkey: (chatters)
(The scene transitions to the next day. Mr. Lazy is having the monkey take his place on the grill)
Mr. Lazy: Ready to flip some nut cutlets, Tom?
Tom: (chatters yes)
Mr. Lazy: Okay. Get to work, Tom.
(Mr. Lazy takes out a book and starts reading it. Tom slaps nut cutlets on the grill and work music begins playing in the background. Tom flips the nut cutlets twice just as Mr. Noisy instructed and places the on the plates with the celery crunch and pea rice with great speed. After completing the first batch, a music video begins starting with Tom in a green rectangle in the upper half and in a blue rectangle in the lower half being chased by nut cutlets. Both Toms run offscreen and four nut patties fill up each half of the screen and spin around. Tom's face slides by from the left side of the screen and transitions to him and Mr. Lazy riding a nut cutlet on a pink background. Both Tom and Mr. Lazy are waving hi to the viewers. Then the scene shows two Toms dancing in two green squares forming a diagonal and two Mr. Lazy's dancing in two blue squares forming another diagonal. Tom's face slides by from the right and the moment showing Tom being chased by the nut cutlets from the beginning of the music video plays again except Tom is running the other way. A nut cutlet zooms in and out to end the music video. The scene transitions back to Tom working on the grill and Mr. Lazy reading his book. Mr. Lazy stops for a moment to alert Little Miss Chatterbox about the orders)
Mr. Lazy: Oh! Food's ready, Miss Chatterbox.
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to the little window to collect the orders)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, wow! That was really fast, Mr. Lazy. Thanks!
Mr. Lazy: It's so simple, a monkey could do it.
(The music starts playing at a faster speed as Tom speeds up the nut cutlet flipping process. Tom completes another order while Mr. Lazy continues to read his book. Little Miss Chatterbox starts struggling to keep up with Tom)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! (panting)
(As Little Miss Chatterbox grabs the order from the window sill, Tom finishes another one. This repeats until the entire window is filled to the brim with order. Little Miss Chatterbox pushes the orders out of the way so she can tell the monkey that it's going too fast for her to keep up)
Miss Chatterbox: You're going too fast! I can't keep up!
Tom: (chatters angrily)
(Tom slams his spatula down in anger and throws his hat to the ground as well, and he leaves in a huff)
Tom: (chatters)
Mr. Lazy: Oh great. My monkey's quit.
(Mr. Noisy walks over)
Mr. Noisy: Great job today, Mr. Lazy! You're the best nut cutlet maker we've ever had working for us! In fact, I want you to work here every day!
Mr. Lazy: Woah! Everyday? I'm sorry, Mr. Noisy. But I don't wanna work that hard. In fact...
(Mr. Lazy takes his nut cutlet worker card off his hat and gives it to Mr. Noisy)
Mr. Lazy: I don't wanna work at all. See you later.
(Mr. Lazy leaves and Mr. Noisy takes out his megaphone)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Who will I get to flip nut cutlets now?!
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops taking Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Happy's order at Dillydale Beanburger with Mr. Bump roller skating over with the bowl of mustard and lemonades)
Narrator: So you see, in Dillydale, it is not unusual...
(Mr. Grumpy is shown trying to order something from the vending machine with Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small watching him. Mr. Small is sitting on top of the machine)
Narrator: For someone to eat a healthy meal...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown sitting on a park bench eating an orange. Peel and all)
Narrator: While on the go!
(Tom is shown cooking nut cutlets for Mr. Lazy)
Narrator: Sometimes, with a little too much go.
(Tom feeds Mr. Lazy a nut patty when Mr. Bounce bounces by)
Narrator: Or bounce!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away as the screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Version[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow-orange screen comes up with "Food" written on it, a banana, a slice of pizza, a beanburger, a pineapple, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Stubborn sitting on a park bench eating an orange. Peel and all. Little Miss Daredevil flies by eating a carrot)
Narrator: If there's one thing you should know about Dillydale...
(Mr. Stubborn licks his fingers and the camera starts following Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is eating bananas. He pops the whole thing into his mouth, peel and all, spits the peel out, and throws it onto the ground)
Narrator: It's that the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Chatterbox passes by eating soup out of a can. Mr. Bump slips on the discarded banana peel)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
Narrator: Do enjoy all kinds of foods!
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are shown having a picnic. Mr. Nosey is eating a sandwich while Mr. Small is rapidly chowing down on corn on the cob)
Narrator: They like corn on the cob...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Messy eating a bean burrito only to accidentally squirt the contents of it all over Mr. Persnickety upon taking a bite)
Narrator: Love bean burritos...
(The scene cuts to Mr. Quiet sitting under an apple tree about to eat an apple)
Narrator: And adore freshly picked apples!
(Mr. Quiet takes a bite from an apple and a worm pops out. Much to Mr. Quiet's disgust)
Narrator: Well, at least ones without worms!
(The screen fades to black and the next scene begins. Mr. Quiet is shown arriving at a fast food restaurant with Little Miss Calamity as the cashier)
Miss Calamity: Hello, Mr. Quiet. Welcome to "Mr. Bounce's Beanburger!" Can I take your order?
Mr. Quiet: If I could just get...water?
Miss Calamity: I'm sorry. I...I can't hear you.
Mr. Quiet: Do you have any water?
Miss Calamity: Oh! You'd like a beanburger special? Would you like barbecue sauce on that bean burger? How about pickled peppers?
Mr. Quiet: Just one water.
Miss Calamity: Okay.
(Little Miss Calamity puts the order into the register)
Miss Calamity: So that's a beanburger special, plain! Coming right up!
(Little Miss Calamity calls out to Mr. Bounce)
Miss Calamity: Order in! One beanburger! Hold the barbecue sauce and the pickled peppers!
(Mr. Bounce pops up in a little window wearing a hairnet and holding a spatula)
Mr. Bounce: One beanburger! Hold the barbecue sauce and the pickled peppers! Coming up!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to prepare the order)
Miss Calamity: Now that beanburger special comes with a smoothie! Would you like blueberry, raspberry, or spinach flavor?
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
Miss Calamity: Oh! I know what you mean! Spinach is our least popular flavor. Ooh! I'd go with blueberry if I was you.
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
Miss Calamity: Blueberry it is!
(Little Miss Calamity walks over to the smoothie machine)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet shrugs. The scene cuts to Little Miss Calamity at the smoothie machine. Little Miss Calamity takes a cup and starts filling it up with blueberry smoothie when the machine starts clogging up)
Miss Calamity: Oh, that doesn't sound right.
(Little Miss Calamity calls out to Mr. Bounce)
Miss Calamity: How's that beanburger coming?
(Mr. Bounce pops up in the little window)
Mr. Bounce: Almost ready, Miss Calamity!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to finish the order. Back at the smoothie machine, the machine starts backing up with an excess amount of blueberry smoothie)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(The smoothie machine explodes and blueberry smoothie covers the camera and drips down. Once the blueberry smoothie clears, the entire restaurant is shown covered in heaps of blueberry smoothie. Little Miss Calamity is back behind the counter with blueberry smoothie in her hair. Mr. Quiet has a blueberry moustache which he quickly licks off. Mr. Bounce bounces over with Mr. Quiet's beanburger on a tray)
Mr. Bounce: Ooh! Woah! Woah! W-hoah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away and crashes into something offscreen)
Miss Calamity: There you go, Mr. Quiet! One beanburger...
(The blueberry smoothie lands on the tray)
Miss Calamity: And blueberry smoothie!
Mr. Quiet: All I wanted was a water.
Miss Calamity: What?! You just wanted water? Well...why didn't you say so?
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
Miss Calamity: What a calamity!
(The screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Mr. Messy is shown by a juicer. Mr. Messy juices three oranges in a messy manner. Juice gets all over the walls and Mr. Messy himself. Rather than drinking the little juice that got into the cup, Mr. Messy licks all the juice off his face. An ocean wave passes with Mr. Bump riding it. This transitions the next scene, which features Mr. Nervous sailing on a little boat in a bayou. Mr. Nervous is holding a lantern to see where he is going)
Mr. Nervous: Oh, how do I get myself in these situations? Lost in a dark and dangerous bayou!
(Bubbles form above the surface in front of Mr. Nervous. A seaweed monster comes out of the water in front of Mr. Nervous' boat)
Seaweed Monster: (roars)
(Mr. Nervous trembles in fear)
Mr. Nervous: Geh! Oh n-n-n-no! Get away from me you green leafy menace!
Miss Naughty (offscreen): Hello, Mr. Nervous.
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous was simply getting food at a salad bar. Mr. Nervous is in front of the spinach. Little Miss Naughty is shown next to him)
Miss Naughty: Making a salad?
Mr. Nervous: Yes. But I just can't decide what to put in it!
(Mr. Nervous grabs a set of tongs and uses them to grab an olive. Little Miss Naughty takes out a plastic bug)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
(Little Miss Naughty places the plastic bug onto the lettuce)
Miss Naughty: How about some lettuce?
Mr. Nervous: Looks a little...uh...brown.
(Little Miss Naughty moves her plastic bug onto the radishes)
Miss Naughty: Those radishes are nice.
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Naughty's plastic bug)
Mr. Nervous: Oh no! No! No! No! Radishes give me terrible gas!
Miss Naughty: How about some shredded beets?
Mr. Nervous: Don't get me started about beets!
(Little Miss Naughty starts losing her patience)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Nervous...isn't there anything at the salad bar that you like?
Mr. Nervous: Well, I like sprouts. As long as they've been thoroughly washed!
(Little Miss Naughty moves her plastic bug to the sprouts)
Miss Naughty: I'm sure these sprouts have been washed. Twice!
(Little Miss Naughty leaves)
Miss Naughty: See ya!
(Little Miss Naughty is shown standing behind a table)
Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I just can't help myself!
(Mr. Nervous places some sprouts onto his plate. He also places the plastic bug onto his plate along with an olive. Mr. Nervous notices the olive and starts panicking)
Mr. Nervous: (gasp) No! N-n-n-no! No! Oh dear!
(Mr. Tickle shows up with a plate full of lettuce)
Mr. Nervous: Mr. Tickle! There's something awful in my sprouts! Get it out! Get it out!
(Mr. Tickle takes the olive off Mr. Nervous' plate)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): It's just an olive, Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Tickle: Must've fallen into the sprouts!
(Mr. Tickle eats the olive)
Mr. Nervous: An olive?! Geeh! How could they call it "sprouts" if it's filled with olives and all kinds of other nasty things?!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Tickle: That man needs to get tickled more often.
(Little Miss Naughty walks back over to the salad bar very disappointed)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Nervous didn't even know notice my plastic bug!
(Little Miss Naughty takes her plastic bug off of Mr. Nervous' plate)
Miss Naughty: What fun is that?
Mr. Tickle: Not nearly as much fun as a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle drops his plate, tickles Little Miss Naughty, and chases her around the salad bar)
Miss Naughty: (laughs) No! Stop! M-mah! You'll make me drop my bug!
(Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons float up onto the screen. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown hanging onto the balloons' strings and he lifts his hat. Mr. Scatterbrain floats to the top of the screen and the scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Strong is shown by a juicer. Mr. Strong flexes his muscles and gives them a kiss. He takes a watermelon and juices it but juice gets everywhere and a piece of watermelon rind lands on Mr. Strong's head. Mr. Strong is left in a daze. Mr. Small appears onscreen and ushers Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as a transition to the next scene which begins with Mr. Persnickety driving Mr. Happy to a restaurant)
Mr. Happy: Thank you for driving, Mr. Persnickety!
(The scene cuts to inside the car)
Mr. Happy: I can't wait to try this new restaurant!
(Mr. Persnickety parks his car in a parking spot in front of the restaurant)
Mr. Persnickety: But Mr. Happy, there aren't any tables! What kind of restaurant doesn't have tables?
Mr. Happy: It's a drive-in restaurant! They serve you in your car! Doesn't that sound fantastic?
Mr. Persnickety: No. It sounds positively uncivilized.
(Mr. Messy pops up in the back seat eating a banana)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Messy!
Mr. Persnickety: Speaking of uncivilized...
(Mr. Messy places the banana peel on top of one of the seats)
Mr. Messy: Hiya fellas! Am I glad you dropped by! I just found out they only serve food if you're in a car!
Mr. Happy: So you'll be joining us?
Mr. Messy: I thought you'd never ask!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful!
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Happy. I would prefer that we dine in some other establishment preferably one with tables and chairs!
(Mr. Persnickety takes the banana peel off the seat)
Mr. Persnickety: And not in my sparkling clean car!
Mr. Messy: And miss out on all the fun?
Mr. Happy: Mr. Messy's right! Besides, here come our waiters!
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are revealed to be the waiters as they roller skate over to Mr. Persnickety's car. Mr. Bump struggles to skate while Little Miss Whoops skates with grace)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah!
(Mr. Bump stops himself once he reaches Mr. Persnickety's car. Little Miss Whoops ends up slamming into the car and falling down)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops stands up and takes out a notepad and pencil)
Miss Whoops: Hello and welcome to "Dillydale Beanburger!" What would you like to order?
Mr. Happy: Hello to you too, Miss Whoops. May I please have...a beanburger on a stick and a lemonade?
(Little Miss Whoops writes down Mr. Happy's order)
Mr. Persnickety: Beanburger on a stick!? We have to eat beanburgers?
Mr. Bump: The best in town!
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about! Sign me up for the same thing!
(Mr. Persnickety moves Mr. Messy's arm away from his face)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh, very well. I'll have what they're having.
(Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump skate away (the latter not as easily). Mr. Messy pokes his head out the window to add something to the order)
Mr. Messy: Oh! And can I please have a bowl of mustard?
(Mr. Messy goes back into the car)
Mr. Persnickety: Mustard!? Uh, do you know how difficult mustard stains are to remove?
(Mr. Messy thinks for a moment)
Mr. Messy: Not really. I usually just leave stains the way they are.
Mr. Persnickety: Well please, try not to leave any on my clean upholstery!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with everyone's food but as she puts the tray on the window, she knocks off Mr. Persnickety's car mirror)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Persnickety: My mirror!
Miss Whoops: Oh well. Here's your food!
(Little Miss Whoops turns around and calls for Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: Hurry, Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Bump is shown struggling to balance the bowl of mustard and lemonades while roller skating towards the car)
Mr. Bump: Woah! Wah! Ca-can't get used to these roller skates! Woah! Woah! Woah! Oh!
(Mr. Bump manages to bring everything to the car. Little Miss Whoops places the lemonades on the tray while Mr. Persnickety gives a beanburger on a stick to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: Ah! Smells delicious!
(Little Miss Whoops takes the bowl of mustard from Mr. Bump)
Miss Whoops: And here's your bowl of mustard!
(Mr. Bump struggles to balance on his roller skates)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
Mr. Bump: Woah!
Mr. Messy: That looks tasty!
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump bumps into Little Miss Whoops, making the mustard fall in the car. A dab of mustard gets on Mr. Persnickety's nose)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
Mr. Happy: Oh!
Mr. Persnickety: D'ah! My gorgeously clean upholstery!
(Mr. Messy swipes a drop of mustard off of Mr. Persnickety's nose and eats it)
Mr. Messy: I love this restaurant! We should eat him more often, Mr. P.
Miss Whoops: Tell you what, we'll leave a few moist towelettes to make clean up a little easier.
(Little Miss Whoops grabs one of the cups of lemonade and Mr. Bump starts losing his balance again)
Miss Whoops: Now here are your lemonades!
Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah! Wah!
(Mr. Bump bumps into Little Miss Whoops, making her spill the lemonade all over Mr. Persnickety)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Mr. Persnickety: D'ooh!
(The cup falls off of Mr. Persnickety's head)
Miss Whoops: Let me get you another.
Mr. Persnickety: Please don't bother!
(Mr. Persnickety drives away in a huff. Much to Mr. Messy's disappointment. Mr. Messy looks out the back windshield as they drive away)
Mr. Messy: Where are we going? We didn't even order dessert!
(Mr. Happy gets an idea)
Mr. Happy: I know! How about we get a couple of frozen yogurts to go?!
(Mr. Messy applauds at the idea and looks out the back windshield again. Mr. Persnickety, on the other hand, is not as thrilled with the idea)
Mr. Persnickety: (sobs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next bumper begins. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are juicing grapes. When they juice the first grape, they discover that very little juice is produced. Mr. Small gets an idea and moves the table out of the way. Mr. Nosey begins juicing grapes in a wooden tub by squishing them with his feet while Mr. Small plays an accordion. The next scene shows Mr. Grumpy looking at vending machine that sells fruits and sandwiches)
Mr. Grumpy: (snorts) None of this looks very fresh.
(Mr. Grumpy looks at an egg salad sandwich inside the vending machine)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm. How bad can egg salad be?
(Mr. Nosey shows up. Startling Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Nosey: I didn't know you liked egg salad, Mr. Grumpy.
Mr. Grumpy: I don't, come to think of it! I'll go with the tuna!
(Mr. Nosey looks at the tuna sandwich with a pair of binoculars)
Mr. Nosey: Ooh, I'm not sure that's a good idea. Unless you like pickles.
Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm...I enjoy a pickle every now and again.
Mr. Nosey: What do you think, Mr. Small?
(Mr. Small comes down from the top of the vending machine and looks inside it)
Mr. Small: That tuna does look a little fishy, Mr. Nosey!
(Mr. Small sits back on top of the machine)
Mr. Grumpy: Do you two mind?!
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small: Sorry!
Mr. Grumpy: Maybe I'll just have an apple.
(Mr. Nosey thinks he sees something)
Mr. Nosey: Uh-oh! Is that a worm?
(Mr. Grumpy pushes the buttons on the vending machine)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh! (grumbles)
(The food in the machine starts moving around so fast that they become blurs. Mr. Small looks inside the machine again and notices this)
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy! Now I can't see what to order!
(Mr. Grumpy stops the machine)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph! I'll just go home and have some soup.
(Mr. Grumpy leaves)
Mr. Nosey: Soup? What kind of soup? I love soup! minestrone, pea, lobster bisque, chicken noodle, you name it!
(Mr. Nosey follows Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Small opens the vending machine door, enters the machine, and proceeds to eat one of the sandwiches inside)
Mr. Small: Ah! Liverwurst!
(A plethora of Little Miss Sunshine's faces surround the screen and disappear. The next bumper shows Little Miss Scary trying to juice an egg. When the egg breaks, a miniature Little Miss Scary wearing a small version of the orange cyclops mask hatches out)
Mini Miss Scary: Ahhh!!!
(Little Miss Scary runs away in fear slamming the door behind her as the screen cuts to black. The next scene takes place at a restaurant that serves nut patties. After showing the restaurant from the outside, the scene cuts to Mr. Noisy in the kitchen)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): As I was saying, the job is very simple!!
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Lazy is also in the room)
Mr. Lazy: Job? You mean I have to work?
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Yes! That's what a job is...work!!
Mr. Lazy: I don't like the sound of that.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): But don't worry! It's the easiest job of the whole kitchen!!
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy turn towards the grill)
Mr. Noisy: All you have to do is cook these...
(Mr. Noisy lowers his megaphone)
Mr. Noisy: Nut patties.
Mr. Lazy: And that entails, let me guess, nuts.
Mr. Noisy: Exactly! Let me show you!
(Mr. Noisy slaps five nut patties onto the grill)
Mr. Noisy: First, you slap the nut patties on the grill!
(Mr. Noisy takes out a spatula)
Mr. Noisy: Next, you flip the nut patty...
(Mr. Noisy flips the nut patty)
Mr. Noisy: Once! Flip the nut patty...
(Mr. Noisy flips the nut patty again)
Mr. Noisy: Twice! Then you put the nut patty...
(Each nut patty lands on a plate with celery crunch and pea peel-up on the side)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen): On a plate with a scoop of celery crunch and pea peel-up!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I have to do all that?
Mr. Noisy: Why of course! Foods ready, Miss Chatterbox!
(Little Miss Chatterbox runs over to the little window to collect the orders)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! (giggles) Thanks, Mr. Noisy! Table 6 was really, really, getting hungry! I think they ate the crayons I gave them. (giggles) Or did I give them rhubarb? Oh! I can't remember!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Noisy and Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Noisy: Honestly, Mr. Lazy. This job's so simple, a monkey could do it!
Mr. Lazy: Can I start tomorrow? I'm gonna need to rest up.
(Mr. Noisy takes out his megaphone and Mr. Lazy covers his ears)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): That would be fantastic!
(Mr. Noisy leaves and Mr. Lazy ponders over what Mr. Noisy had said)
Mr. Lazy: So simple, a monkey could do it.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Lazy arriving at a pet shop)
Cats (offscreen): (meowing)
Dogs (offscreen): (barking)
Birds (offscreen): (chirping)
(Mr. Lazy goes into the store, the sound of a cash register is heard, and Mr. Lazy walks out of the pet store with a monkey)
Monkey: (chatters)
(The scene transitions to the next day. Mr. Lazy is having the monkey take his place on the grill)
Mr. Lazy: Ready to flip some nut patties, Tom?
Tom: (chatters yes)
Mr. Lazy: Okay. Get to work, Tom.
(Mr. Lazy takes out a book and starts reading it. Tom slaps nut patties on the grill and work music begins playing in the background. Tom flips the nut patties twice just as Mr. Noisy instructed and places the on the plates with the celery crunch and pea peel-up with great speed. After completing the first batch, a music video begins starting with Tom in a green rectangle in the upper half and in a blue rectangle in the lower half being chased by nut patties. Both Toms run offscreen and four nut patties fill up each half of the screen and spin around. Tom's face slides by from the left side of the screen and transitions to him and Mr. Lazy riding a nut patty on a pink background. Both Tom and Mr. Lazy are waving hi to the viewers. Then the scene shows two Toms dancing in two green squares forming a diagonal and two Mr. Lazy's dancing in two blue squares forming another diagonal. Tom's face slides by from the right and the moment showing Tom being chased by the nut patties from the beginning of the music video plays again except Tom is running the other way. A nut patty zooms in and out to end the music video. The scene transitions back to Tom working on the grill and Mr. Lazy reading his book. Mr. Lazy stops for a moment to alert Little Miss Chatterbox about the orders)
Mr. Lazy: (sighs) Food's ready, Miss Chatterbox.
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to the little window to collect the orders)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh, wow! That was really fast, Mr. Lazy! Thanks!
Mr. Lazy: It's so simple, a monkey could do it.
(The music starts playing at a faster speed as Tom speeds up the nut patty flipping process. Tom completes another order while Mr. Lazy continues to read his book. Little Miss Chatterbox starts struggling to keep up with Tom. As Little Miss Chatterbox grabs the order from the window sill, Tom finishes another one. This repeats until the entire window is filled to the brim with order. Little Miss Chatterbox pushes the orders out of the way so she can tell the monkey that it's going too fast for her to keep up)
Miss Chatterbox: You're going too fast! I can't keep up!
Tom: (chatters angrily)
(Tom slams his spatula down in anger and throws his hat to the ground as well, and he leaves in a huff)
Tom: (chatters)
Mr. Lazy: Oh great. My monkey's quit.
(Mr. Noisy walks over)
Mr. Noisy: Great job today, Mr. Lazy! You're the best nut patty maker we've ever had working for us! In fact, I want you to work here every day!
Mr. Lazy: Woah! Everyday? I'm sorry, Mr. Noisy. But I don't wanna work that hard. In fact...
(Mr. Lazy takes his nut patty worker card off his hat and gives it to Mr. Noisy)
Mr. Lazy: I don't wanna work at all. See you later.
(Mr. Lazy leaves and Mr. Noisy takes out his megaphone)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Why is it so hard to find good help these days?!
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Whoops taking Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Happy's order at Dillydale Beanburger with Mr. Bump roller skating over with the bowl of mustard and lemonades)
Narrator: So you see, in Dillydale, it is not unusual...
(Mr. Grumpy is shown trying to order something from the vending machine with Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small watching him. Mr. Small is sitting on top of the machine)
Narrator: For someone to eat a healthy meal...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown sitting on a park bench eating an orange. Peel and all)
Narrator: On the go!
(Tom is shown cooking nut patties for Mr. Lazy)
Narrator: Sometimes, with a little too much go.
(Tom feeds Mr. Lazy a nut patty when Mr. Bounce bounces by)
Narrator: Or bounce!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away as the screen fades to black and the episode ends)