Food Song is a song from The Mr. Men Musical that was sung by Little Miss Naughty and Mr. Bump.
Lyrics[]
Little Miss Naughty: I've got a little song and it's all about breakfast and it goes all likes this:
Sixty six succulent sizzling sausages,
Twenty-two tons of tempting toast,
piles of porridge,
masses of marmalade,
Breakfast is the meal we like most!
Yeah, that's a good song, ain't it?
Ya think you can sing it with me?
Audience: Yeah!!
I said, ya think you can sing it with me?!
Audience: YEAH!!!
Right! What I want is; I want all the girls and all the mums to sing it and I don't want any boys *loud cackling*
All right then, girls! After four: A-one, two, three, four!
(Females in audience join in)
Sixty six succulent sizzling sausages,
Twenty-two tons of tempting toast,
piles of porridge,
masses of marmalade,
Breakfast is the meal we like most!
Mr. Bump: I got a little song too, Miss Naughty.
Little Miss Naughty: Oh yeah?
Mr. Bump: Yes, I have! And it's all about dinner! Cus that's what we like, isn't it, boys?
Males in Audience: Yeah!!
Forty-four frying pans full of fish fingers,
Buck of potatoes, bold and boast,
Piles of pudding covered in custard,
Dinner is the meal we like most!
Now, you think you can sing that with me, boys?
Males in Audience: YEAH!!!
Great! Right, I want all the boys and all the dads to sing, and I don't want any girls, and we're gonna show them how brilliant we are!
Alright then, all together: A-one, two, three, four!
(Males in audience sing in)
Forty-four frying pans full of fish fingers,
Buck of potatoes, bold and boast,
Piles of pudding covered in custard,
Dinner is the meal we like most!
Little Miss Naughty: We were the best!
Mr. Bump: Oh no, you weren't!
Little Miss Naughty & Females: Oh yes, we were!!
Mr. Bump & Males: Oh no, you weren't!!
Little Miss Naughty + Females: Oh yes, we were!!
Mr. Bump & Males: Oh no, you weren't!!
Little Miss Naughty & Females: Oh yes, we were!!
Mr. Bump: Miss Naughty, Miss Naughty, why don't we call it a draw?
Little Miss Naughty: Aw, alright then, "a draw", let's give ourselves a big cheer, shall we? Hip hip
Audience: Hurray!!
Mr. Bump: And let's sing it one more time to get in the mood for the party!
Little Miss Naughty: All right then, all together, boys AND girls!
Little Miss Naughty & Mr. Bump: A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
(both groups sing their respective variations simultaneously, followed by cheering)
Trivia[]
- It is one of two songs from The Mr. Men Musical that feature audience participation. The other being Muck Spreadin'
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