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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Fruit" written on it with Mr. Rude, various types of fruit, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of Mr. Rude eating some fruit is heard)
Mr. Rude (voice over): Mmmm!
(Mr. Rude is heard farting)
(The episode begins at a peach orchard. There are three peach trees seen. Mr. Bounce is climbing up a small ladder to the tree in the middle to pick some peaches for Mr. Fussy)
Narrator: The people of Dillydale go to great lengths for the perfect piece of fruit!
(Mr. Bounce reaches for a peach. Mr. Fussy shakes his head saying that's not the peach he wants. Mr. Fussy points to a peach that is out of Mr. Bounce's reach as the one he wants)
Narrator: And why not!
(Mr. Bounce stretches as far as he can to reach the peach)
Mr. Bounce: (grunts)
(Mr. Bounce manages to grab it but falls off the ladder and all the peaches in that tree also fall down from the tree. Mr. Bounce bounces away with the peaches bouncing behind him)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! (incoherent dialect)
(Mr. Bounce bounces past Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy is shown eating a banana)
Narrator: Of course, even Mr. Messy knows better than to leave a banana peel,
(Mr. Bump walks into the frame)
Mr. Bump: (humming)
Narrator: Lying around!
(Mr. Messy throws his banana peel on the ground. Mr. Bump walks by in the banana peel's path)
Narrator: Where someone might slip on it!
(Both Mr. Messy and Mr. Bump stop and realize what will happen)
Mr. Bump: Hmm!
(Mr. Messy picks up the banana peel)
Mr. Bump: Hmm! Phew.
(Mr. Bounce bounces on Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (groans)
(The peaches land on Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Messy picks up one of the peaches and walks away)
Mr. Bump: (sighs)
(The camera pans over to "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company". Outside, there is a truck full of fruit baskets ready for delivery)
Narrator: You can get fruit just about anywhere in Dillydale. And one such place, is "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company"
(The scene cuts inside the building. Mr. Happy is interviewing Mr. Rude for a positon at his company while in the background, Mr. Stubborn is running a machine that is making the fruit baskets)
Mr. Happy: So, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Happy jumps over the desk to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Happy: Do you have what it takes to be a delivery person for "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company?" Hmmm?
Mr. Rude: I don't know, Mr. Happy. What does it take?
(In the background, a surge of fruit baskets runs down the conveyor belt Mr. Stubborn is operating but nobody, not even Mr. Stubborn, notices)
Mr. Happy: A driver's license, a love of fruit, and a bubbly personality!
Mr. Rude: I have all three and more!
Mr. Happy: Then you're hired! (laughs)
Mr. Happy: And I know some lucky people waiting...
Mr. Happy: For their fruit delivery!
(Mr. Happy gives Mr. Rude all of the fruit baskets. Mr. Happy smiles a big grin. The scene cuts to Mr. Rude driving in a truck with the logo for "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company" on the door. In the back of the truck are all the fruit baskets that are to be delivered. Mr. Rude drives shoddily. He drives on the wrong side of the road for a moment and nearly crashes into Mr. Fussy's car before driving out of the way. Mr. Fussy honks his horn to warn Mr. Rude beforehand. Soon, Mr. Rude arrives at his first stop; Little Miss Sunshine's house. Mr. Rude drives through her garden hedge and parks in front of a gnome. Mr. Rude walks to the front door and knocks on it. Mr. Rude then addresses the viewers)
Mr. Rude: Why should she get all this fruit?
(Mr. Rude takes an apple out of the fruit basket and starts eating it)
Mr. Rude (with mouth full): No one will ever notice.
(Mr. Rude continues to eat the apple until the core is all that's remaining. Little Miss Sunshine opens the door and Mr. Rude is startled to see her)
Miss Sunshine: Why hello there, Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude places the apple core back in the fruit basket)
Mr. Rude (with his mouth full): Mmmm! Cut the chit chat! (clears his throat)
(Mr. Rude reads Little Miss Sunshine the card that came with the basket)
Mr. Rude: "It's your lucky day, let the trumpets toot. Cause here is your basket of Mr. Happy's Fruit!"
(Mr. Rude hands Little Miss Sunshine the fruit basket)
Miss Sunshine: Oh! I love fruit! Love it, love it, love it!
(Little Miss Sunshine sees the apple core in the basket)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh.
(Little Miss Sunshine shows Mr. Rude the apple core)
Miss Sunshine: Oh, Uh, is this supposed to be here?
(Mr. Rude gets back into the truck and starts up the engine)
Mr. Rude: Yes. You can thank me later.
(Mr. Rude drives away. He reverses through the hole he made in the hedges. Mr. Rude crashes into something offscreen before shifting the gear back into drive. Mr. Rude then runs over Little Miss Sunshine's garden gnome. Breaking it in the process. All while Little Miss Sunshine is happily waving goodbye to Mr. Rude. The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous' house where Mr. Rude is delivering a fruit basket to him. Mr. Rude knocks on Mr. Nervous' front door)
Mr. Rude: It is me, Mr. Nervous! I have a delivery for you.
(Mr. Nervous looks out the window in his door to see Mr. Rude)
Mr. Nervous (from inside the house): A delivery? That sounds nice. Just let me unlock the door, here.
Mr. Nervous (from inside the house): (grunts)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Hello, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Rude reads Mr. Nervous the card that came with the basket)
Mr. Rude: (sighs) "It's your lucky day, let the trumpets toot."
(Mr. Rude crumples up the card, throws it away, and hands Mr. Nervous his fruit basket)
Mr. Rude: Blah-blah-blah-blah, "Mr. Happy's Fruit!"
(Mr. Rude hands Mr. Nervous the fruit basket)
Mr. Nervous: Did you say fruit? Oh! I mustn't go near blueberries! Tiny balls of trouble!
Mr. Rude: Don't expect me to carry this back to the car!
(Mr. Rude hangs the fruit basket on the door handle and leaves. Well, not before returning to help himself to one more grape. Back on the road. Mr. Rude is driving shoddily while eating an apple at the same time. Mr. Rude loses his company hat and nearly crashes into Mr. Scatterbrain before swerving out of the way. He also forces Little Miss Scary to go around him illegally. Mr. Rude soon passes Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy is a highway cop patrolling the highway. He even has a motorcycle and helmet)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(Mr. Rude throws the apple core out his window and it lands on the highway. This catches the attention of Mr. Grumpy and he starts chasing after Mr. Rude on his police motorcycle. As Mr. Grumpy approaches Mr. Rude, Mr. Rude finishes a slice of watermelon and throws the watermelon slice onto the windshield of Mr. Grumpy's motorcycle)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Grumpy: I just washed the windscreen!!
(Mr. Rude hears the sirens and sees Mr. Grumpy in his mirrors)
Mr. Rude: (scoffs) What does he want?
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Grumpy pull over to the side of the road and Mr. Grumpy approaches Mr. Rude. Mr. Grumpy lowers his sunglasses over his eyes to emphasize the seriousness of the situation. Mr. Rude tosses a few more grapes into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Mmmm!
Mr. Grumpy: Do you know why I stopped you?
Mr. Rude; I have no idea. I was driving perfectly.
(Mr. Rude spits out a few seeds. Mr. Grumpy lowers his sunglasses)
Mr. Grumpy: Do you know why I stopped you?
Mr. Rude: I have no idea. I was driving perfectly.
Mr. Grumpy: Listen up, Mr. Rude. You've broken the law.
Mr. Rude: Me!? What law!?
Mr. Grumpy: Dillydale Code 114 Section F: NO THROWING FRUIT!!
Mr. Grumpy: We take crimes against fruit very seriously here in Dillydale.
Mr. Grumpy: I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
(Mr. Rude frowns but gets an idea that changes his mood)
Mr. Rude: Oh! I just remembered!
(Mr. Rude picks up a fruit basket from the ground)
Mr. Rude: I'm supposed to deliver this basket to you!
(Mr. Grumpy stops writing the ticket)
Mr. Grumpy: Really? That fruit's for me?
Mr. Rude: Of course it is for you.
(Mr. Grumpy takes the fruit basket)
Mr. Grumpy: Well okay, Mr. Rude. I'll let you off with a warning first time, you can go. But no more throwing fruit.
Mr. Grumpy: I wonder who its from? (chuckles)
Mr. Grumpy: "Get well soon, Mr. Bump!"
(Mr. Grumpy realizes that he's been duped)
Mr. Grumpy: MR. BUMP!?!?
(Mr. Grumpy throws his helmet to the ground in frustration as Mr. Rude smugly drives away)
Mr. Grumpy: THIS BASKET’S NOT FOR ME IT’S FOR MR. BUMP!
(A pair of hands (either Mr. Scatterbrain's or Little Miss Chatterbox's) peels a banana with the first bumper behind it. Once the banana is peeled, the banana lowers down the screen and goes away. The first bumper shows Mr. Small approaching a banana tree. Mr. Small sees the bananas in the banana tree and pauses for a moment. He runs off and returns with a ukulele and has a lei on his hat. Mr. Small plays his ukulele and the tree dances and sways to the music. Eventually a single banana falls from the bunch of bananas on the tree and Mr. Small catches it. Mr. Small raises his hat to thank the tree for the banana. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. The next scene takes place at Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's house. Through their observatory telescope, they are using it to see what people are doing around Dillydale)
Narrator: Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are always curious to see what's going on...
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small maneuver the telescope so they can look at the viewers)
Narrator: In Dillydale.
(The camera cuts to inside the house. Sitting on top of the telescope, Mr. Small is drinking out of a pineapple (with a straw) and reading a magazine all about pineapples)
Narrator: Especially, if it involves a strange use for one of there favorite fruits.
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Nosey looking through the telescope when something catches his eye)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! Mr. Small.
(Mr. Small looks at Mr. Nosey as he continues sipping his pineapple juice)
Me. Nosey: There's something going on in Miss Daredevil's Pineapple Patch.
(Mr. Small tosses the magazine away and slides down the telescope)
Mr. Small: Whatever do you mean, Mr. Nosey?
(Mr. Small takes a big sip of pineapple juice)
Mr. Nosey: Well, Miss Daredevil's picking all her pineapples. With Miss Whoops.
(Mr. Small throws the empty half of pineapple away and looks through the telescope. Through the telescope, Mr. Small and the viewers see Little Miss Whoops driving a forklift holding a ton of pineapples. Little Miss Daredevil flies by and drops another pineapple into the basket of the forklift. The camera cuts back to inside the house when Mr. Small stands up to state what he thinks they should do)
Mr. Small: I say we go investigate!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey high-five)
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small: Ah!
(A pineapple spins and zooms in on the screen before zooming out to transition the scene. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are shown investigating some of the pineapples that were left behind. Mr. Nosey uses his finger to swipe a pineapple and puts the finger in his mouth)
Mr. Nosey: Mmm! The pineapple trail leads to this...
(The camera cuts over to an airplane hanger)
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Airplane hanger.
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Nosey: Mr. Small!
(Little Miss Whoops drives by on her forklift. The forklift is carrying tons of pineapples. Little Miss Whoops honks the horn as she drives by)
Mr. Small: Ah!
(Mr. Small jumps into Mr. Nosey's arms to get out of the way)
Mr. Small: Good tidings, Miss Whoops.
(Mr. Small raises his hat)
Mr. Small: Mind we accompany you into this building, by chance?
Miss Whoops: Of course.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift to the airplane hangar)
Miss Whoops: Follow me right through this door.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift through the door, literally!)
Miss Whoops (from inside the hangar): Whoops.
Miss Daredevil: Ah, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small! I see you found my top secret airplane hanger.
(The camera cuts into the airplane hangar. Mr. Nosey walks inside carrying Mr. Small in his hand. Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying beside an airplane)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! I love finding top secret things!
Mr. Small: That you do, Nose.
(Mr. Small addresses Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Small: Miss Daredevil, we couldn't help but wonder why you were picking pineapples.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies down to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Daredevil: Since you're here, I'll tell you. I'm about to test drive the first plane...
(Mr. Quiet is shown climbing a ladder that leads into the plane's cockpit)
Miss Daredevil: To run on pineapple juice!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up next to the plane. Little Miss Daredevil points to Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: And Mr. Quiet here is my co-pilot.
(Mr. Quiet waves hello to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Quiet: Hello.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift holding pineapples through another wall of the hangar)
Miss Whoops: Where do you want these, Miss Daredevil?!
Miss Daredevil: Fill up the rear hatch, Miss Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops starts filling up the rear hatch with pineapples)
Mr. Nosey: What are you going to do with all those pineapples?
(Little Miss Daredevil lands)
Miss Daredevil: That's the Top-Secret Part!
(Little Miss Daredevil takes out a set of blueprints)
Miss Daredevil: You see,
(Little Miss Daredevil shows Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey the blueprints for her airplane)
Miss Daredevil (from behind the blueprints): The pineapples are dropped into the hatch, where they're put through a giant juicer!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with more pineapples and puts them into the rear hatch)
Miss Daredevil: This jet will run on a 100% pineapple juice.
Mr. Small: Brilliant, I say!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with more pineapples and puts them into the rear hatch)
Mr. Nosey: All this talk of pineapples makes me once a hula.
(Mr. Nosey shakes his hips. Mr. Small puts a lei on his hat, Mr. Nosey puts on a grass skirt, and Mr. Small starts playing the ukulele)
Mr. Small: 🎵 Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola. Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola. Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola 🎵
(Little Miss Daredevil looks at the two before saluting and flying into the plane)
Mr. Small: (hums melodiously)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey continue doing the hula. Mr. Quiet looks at the rear hatch and notices that it isn't closed properly and is overflowing with pineapples. Mr. Quiet taps Little Miss Daredevil to notify her about this)
Mr. Quiet: The hatch isn't closed!
(Mr. Quiet gets out of the seat, crawls on the plane, and makes his way to the rear hatch)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, don't take off yet.
(Mr. Quiet reaches the rear hatch and tries to close it all the way)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! (grunts) Oh, no!
(The plane's engine starts warming up. Mr. Quiet continues to try and close the hatch)
Mr. Quiet: Co-pilot on the plane! Delay lift off!
Miss Daredevil: Three, two, one...
(The airplane takes off and the hatch roof opens up so the plane can fly out of it)
Miss Daredevil (from inside the plane): Take off!
(Mr. Quiet clings onto the plane as tight as he can)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Not good.
(The plane takes off and flies away)
Miss Daredevil (from inside the plane): Woo-hoo!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small)
Mr. Nosey: Hmm...I don't understand why Mr. Quiet is on the outside on the plane.
(Mr. Nosey clasps his hands together)
Mr. Small: Oh, you know Mr. Quiet. He's quite the show-off.
(Mr. Quiet is shown dangling from the rear of the plane. Pineapples are also falling out of the open hatch)
Mr. Quiet: WOAH!! OH!!
(The pineapples starts landing on the ground with splats. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small shield themselves as the pineapples fall)
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small: (yelps in fear)
(Little Miss Whoops realizes her error)
Miss Whoops: You know, I might have filled that hatch a little too full.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies the airplane upside-down. The rest of the pineapples fall out of the hatch as well as the pineapple juice fuel)
Mr. Quiet: (screams) Oh-ho-ho!
(Mr. Quiet gets soaked by some of the juice)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(On the ground, Little Miss Whoops taps Mr. Small on the shoulder to alert him about the incoming juice. Mr. Nosey also sees the juice)
Mr. Nosey: Oh!
(Little Miss Whoops takes out and umbrella to shield herself while Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey each take out a glass which fills up with pineapple juice as it falls from the sky. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clink their glasses together while up in the sky, Little Miss Daredevil notices that the plane is running out of fuel)
Miss Daredevil: We're losing fuel! I'd better land!
(Little Miss Daredevil rights the plane up. Mr. Quiet falls into the rear hatch which closes upon entry)
Mr. Quiet: Whoa!
(Little Miss Daredevil returns to the hangar as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey enjoy their pineapple juice)
Mr. Small: Oh!
(Little Miss Daredevil lands the plane and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk over to the plane to praise her flight)
Mr. Nosey: Ha-ha! A delicious landing!
Mr. Small: Bravo, Miss Daredevil!
(Little Miss Daredevil climbs out of the airplane)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks! We just have a few kinks to work out.
(Little Miss Daredevil realizes that Mr. Quiet isn't around and looks to see where he is)
Miss Daredevil: Right, Mr. Quiet?
(Little Miss Daredevil realizes that Mr. Quiet isn't around and looks to see where he is)
Miss Daredevil: Mr. Quiet?
(Mr. Quiet comes out from the fuel tank with a Carmen Miranda esc pineapple hat)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, uh! Yes. Just a few.
(Mr. Small resumes playing the ukulele. Mr. Nosey begins dancing the hula and Little Miss Whoops joins them by doing her dance)
Mr. Small: 🎵 Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola, Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola, Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola 🎵
(The screen iris' out and the second bumper plays. Mr. Strong approaches a banana tree. Mr. Strong sees the bananas and tries to jump up to get one, but he is too short and can't jump high enough. Mr. Strong thinks for a second and gets an idea. Mr. Strong uproots the tree and grab a banana. Mr. Strong puts the tree back but is unaware that a second banana fell onto the ground. Mr. Strong ends up slipping on the banana peel as he leaves and falls on his side with the banana he took falling on his head. He tastes the banana and still finds it enjoyable. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is a dance video. A slot machine style screen clicks into place and shows Mr. Lazy dancing in front of a bunch of purple grapes, Little Miss Chatterbox dancing in front of a pear, Mr. Fussy dancing in front of a red apple, and Mr. Quiet dancing in front of a pineapple. The slot machine goes again and stops on three cherries. A bunch of cherries fall down the screen and transition the scene from the dance video to the next scene. The next scene begins with Mr. Bounce delivering a huge crate full of apples on the back of a pick-up truck. Mr. Strong is there guiding Mr. Bounce and taking the apples once Mr. Bounce has arrived)
Narrator: The pride of Dillydale, is it's freshly made applesauce.
(Mr. Strong dumps all the apples onto a conveyor belt that leads into the applesauce factory. All of the apples are shown going down the conveyor belt in the factory)
Narrator: And with Mr. Bump in charge of the Applesauce Factory.
(Mr. Bump walks over to the conveyor belt with Mr. Tickle and Mr. Lazy following him)
Narrator: What could go wrong?
Mr. Bump: Hmm. Mr. Lazy your job it's to make sure that no bad apples make it down the conveyor belt and into that bin.
(The camera cuts over to apples falling into the bin at the end of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Where the apples are crunch into a delicious sauce.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: That sounds like a lot of work.
Mr. Bump: That's why it's called a job! Now...if a bad apple does get by, you can always use this lever to stop the conveyor!
(Mr. Bump pulls on the lever to demonstrate how to stop the conveyor belt)
Mr. Lazy: I'm really not good with complicated machinery.
Mr. Tickle: But I'm really good with a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle starts tickling Mr. Bump but Mr. Bump stops Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Bump: Aah, aah, aah! No time for that now.
(Mr. Tickles arms flop to the floor)
Mr. Bump: Let me go over your job, Mr. Tickle.
(Mr. Bump pulls on the lever to start the conveyor belt back up. Mr. Bump guides Mr. Tickle and Mr. Lazy down a floor to show them the machine that mashes the apples into applesauce as well as puts the applesauce into jars)
Mr. Bump: After the apples go through this slot, without their peel, your pour...
(Mr. Bump pulls down a handle)
Mr. Bump: Mmm! Cinnamon!
(Cinnamon is sprinkled into the vat of applesauce)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Into this vat of applesauce.
(Mr. Bump shows Mr. Lazy and Mr. Tickle the last part of the factory where the applesauce is put and sealed into jars)
Mr. Bump: And here, if we've all done our jobs, is the finish product.
(Mr. Bump takes one of the jars of applesauce off of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump: A jar of all natural applesauce.
(Mr. Bump kisses the jar of applesauce)
Mr. Bump: Mwah!
(Mr. Bump looks around)
Mr. Bump: Any questions?
Mr. Tickle: Yes. Does anybody need a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle looks around and tickles Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump runs over and tries to pull the two Mr. Men apart)
Mr. Lazy (overlap): (laughs)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Gentlemen! I must ask that you take your jobs...
(Mr. Bump pushes Mr. Lazy and Mr. Tickle away from each other)
Mr. Bump: Seriously!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump grabs Mr. Tickle's arms to get him to stop tickling)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Hmm.
(Mr. Bump walks away and Mr. Tickle resumes tickling Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump is shown writing something down on a clipboard when Mr. Strong approaches him with a basket overflowing with apples)
Mr. Strong (overlap): Hey, Mr. Bump. How those new chaps working out?
Mr. Bump (overlap): (humming)
(Mr. Bump looks up at Mr. Strong)
Mr. Bump: Couldn't be better, Mr. Strong. Thanks to my tough training and leadership.
(Mr. Strong takes one of the apples from the basket so he can see and notices something offscreen)
Mr. Strong: Isn't that one of them sitting down?
(The camera cuts to Mr. Lazy. Mr. Lazy is eating an apple while sitting on a huge pile of them)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Huh?
(Mr. Bump sees Mr. Lazy slacking off and starts heading over to him)
Mr. Bump: Mr. Lazy!
(Mr. Bump stops and notices a rotten apple on the conveyor belt and Mr. Lazy oblivious to it)
Mr. Bump: Bad apple on the conveyor!! Bad apple!!
(Mr. Bump dives onto the conveyor belt and removes the bad apple from the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump: (whimpers) Hmm. Phew.
(Mr. Bump realizes that he can't get off the conveyor belt and is heading to the apple-pressing machine)
Mr. Bump: Oh no! Not the apple presser! Mr. Lazy.
(Mr. Bump throws the bad apple away and starts crawling on the conveyor to get away from the apple presser)
Mr. Bump: Pull the lever!
(Mr. Lazy puts the core of the apple he was eating down and, with minimal effort, reaches for the lever)
Mr. Lazy: (grunts)
(Mr. Bump is shown hanging from the edge of the conveyor belt and getting hit with apples)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Bump falls from the conveyor belt and lands in the apple-pressing machine. Mr. Bump is shown trying to avoid getting hit by the giant fists that press the apples)
Mr. Bump: (yelps) Ooh!
(Mr. Lazy walks over to the apple presser and notices Mr. Bump inside it)
Mr. Lazy: What are you doing in there, Mr. Bump?
(Mr. Bump is shown trying to avoid getting hit by the giant fists that press the apples)
Mr. Bump: Trying not to get made into applesauce.
(Mr. Bump slides through the hole in the apple presser and is turned into a rectangular prism as he does so)
Mr. Bump: Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mr. Bump lands in the vat of applesauce where the cinnamon gets added. Mr. Bump also returns to his original shape)
Mr. Bump: Mmm.
( The camera pans to Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Tickle: Don't worry, Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Tickle pulls down the handle with lots of force)
Mr. Tickle: I know what I'm doing.
(Due to the force Mr. Tickle pulled the handle with, the top of the cinnamon shaper falls off and all the cinnamon falls into the vat)
Mr. Bump: Too much cinnamon!
(Mr. Bump is covered in a cloud of cinnamon)
Mr. Bump: P'ah! (spits out the cinnamon)
(A giant mixing paddle starts moving towards Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Not the giant paddle!
(Mr. Bump swims away from the giant paddle)
Mr. Bump: Oh! (hyperventilates)
(Mr. Bump ends up caught in the vortex that sends the applesauce from the vat into the tube that dispenses the applesauce into the jars)
Mr. Bump: (incoherent noises)
(Mr. Bump is shown going through the tubes while Mr. Lazy approaches Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Tickle: How about a tickle, Mr. Lazy.
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump is dispensed out of the tube into a jar. The jar is then sealed with a lid, trapping Mr. Bump inside)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): Oh, poopity poop.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Nervous approaching a banana tree. Mr. Small sees the bananas in the banana tree and pauses for a moment)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous reaches as high as he can to the bananas but is unable to get one. He can't even reach one when he jumps)
Mr. Nervous: Oh.
(A giant gorilla lowers their giant arm down from the tree and offers Mr. Nervous a banana)
Giant Gorilla (from within the tree): (chatters)
(Mr. Nervous happily takes the banana. As he is walking away, Mr. Nervous does a take and becomes nervous. Mr. Nervous looks at the giant gorilla's arm and the gorilla waves goodbye)
Giant Gorilla (from within the tree): (chatters)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous is frightened away from seeing the arm, dropping his banana as he flees. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. Mr. Strong is shown loading a truck full of jars of applesauce. Including the jar that contains Mr. Bump inside it)
Narrator: So as your enjoy your meals, think of the good people of Dillydale.
(Mr. Strong get into the truck and drives away. Mr. Rude drives across the screen from the right side of the screen in his fruit delivery truck eating a watermelon)
Narrator: And remember to have at least...
(The scene transitions to the grocery store, where Mr. Quiet is shopping for food)
Narrator: Five servings of fruit or vegetables...
(Mr. Quiet puts an apple and a peach into his shopping cart)
Narrator: Every day.
(Mr. Quiet sees something offscreen and backs up in surprise)
Narrator: And if you find Mr. Bump in your applesauce...
(The camera pans to a shelf of canned goods. The middle row is a row of 5 jars of applesauce and in the third jar is Mr. Bump. Mr. Tickle approaches Mr. Bump while pushing a shopping cart)
Narrator: Do feel free to give him a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tickles the jar Mr. Bump is in)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): Help me!
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Fruit" written on it with Mr. Rude, various types of fruit, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of Mr. Rude eating some fruit is heard)
Mr. Rude (voice over): Mmmm!
(Mr. Rude is heard farting)
(The episode begins at a peach orchard. There are three peach trees seen. Mr. Bounce is climbing up a small ladder to the tree in the middle to pick some peaches for Mr. Fussy)
Narrator: The people of Dillydale go to great lengths for that perfect piece of fruit!
(Mr. Bounce reaches for a peach. Mr. Fussy shakes his head saying that's not the peach he wants. Mr. Fussy points to a peach that is out of Mr. Bounce's reach as the one he wants)
Narrator: And why not!
(Mr. Bounce stretches as far as he can to reach the peach. Mr. Bounce manages to grab it but falls off the ladder and all the peaches in that tree also fall down from the tree. Mr. Bounce bounces away with the peaches bouncing behind him)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce bounces past Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy is shown eating a banana)
Narrator: Of course, even Mr. Messy knows better than to leave a banana peel lying around!
(Mr. Messy throws his banana peel on the ground. Mr. Bump walks by in the banana peel's path when both Mr. Messy and Mr. Bump stop and realize what will happen)
Narrator: Where someone might slip on it!
(Mr. Messy picks up the banana peel. Mr. Bump breathes a sigh of relief only to get bounced on by Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Bump: (groans)
(The peaches land on Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Mr. Messy picks up one of the peaches and walks away)
Mr. Bump: (sighs)
(The camera pans over to "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company". Outside, there is a truck full of fruit baskets ready for delivery)
Narrator: You can get fruit just about anywhere in Dillydale. And one such place, is "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company!"
(The scene cuts inside the building. Mr. Happy is interviewing Mr. Rude for a positon at his company while in the background, Mr. Stubborn is running a machine that is making the fruit baskets)
Mr. Happy: So, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Happy jumps over the desk to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Happy: Do you have what it takes to be a delivery person for "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company?" Hmmm?
Mr. Rude: I don't know, Mr. Happy. What does it take?
(In the background, a surge of fruit baskets runs down the conveyor belt Mr. Stubborn is operating but nobody, not even Mr. Stubborn, notices)
Mr. Happy: A driver's license, a love of fruit, and a bubbly personality!
Mr. Rude: I have all three and more!
Mr. Happy: Then you're hired! (laughs)
(Mr. Happy shakes Mr. Rude's hand in a fast manner)
Mr. Happy; And I know some lucky people waiting...
(Mr. Happy grabs a bunch of fruit baskets that are behind him)
Mr. Happy: For their fruit delivery!
(Mr. Happy gives Mr. Rude all of the fruit baskets. Mr. Happy smiles a big grin. The scene cuts to Mr. Rude driving in a truck with the logo for "Mr. Happy's Fruit Company" on the door. In the back of the truck are all the fruit baskets that are to be delivered. Mr. Rude drives shoddily. He drives on the wrong side of the road for a moment and nearly crashes into Mr. Fussy's car before driving out of the way. Mr. Fussy honks his horn to warn Mr. Rude beforehand. Soon, Mr. Rude arrives at his first stop; Little Miss Sunshine's house. Mr. Rude drives through her garden hedge and parks in front of a gnome. Mr. Rude walks to the front door and knocks on it. Mr. Rude then addresses the viewers)
Mr. Rude: Why should she get all this fruit?
(Mr. Rude takes an apple out of the fruit basket and starts eating it)
Mr. Rude (with mouth full): No one will ever notice.
(Mr. Rude continues to eat the apple until the core is all that's remaining. Little Miss Sunshine opens the door and Mr. Rude is startled to see her)
Miss Sunshine: Why hello there, Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude places the apple core back in the fruit basket)
Mr. Rude (with his mouth full): Mmmm! Cut the chit chat! (clears his throat)
(Mr. Rude reads Little Miss Sunshine the card that came with the basket)
Mr. Rude: "It's your lucky day, let the trumpets toot. Cause here is your basket of Mr. Happy's Fruit!"
(Mr. Rude hands Little Miss Sunshine the fruit basket
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Oh! I love fruit! Love it, love it, love it!
(Little Miss Sunshine sees the apple core)
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Ooh.
(Little Miss Sunshine grabs the apple core)
Miss Sunshine: Uh, is this supposed to be here?
(Mr. Rude gets back into the truck and starts up the engine)
Mr. Rude: Yes. You can thank me later.
(Mr. Rude drives away. He reverses through the hole he made in the hedges. Mr. Rude crashes into something offscreen before shifting the gear back into drive. Mr. Rude then runs over Little Miss Sunshine's garden gnome. Breaking it in the process. All while Little Miss Sunshine is happily waving goodbye to Mr. Rude. The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous' house where Mr. Rude is delivering a fruit basket to him. Mr. Rude knocks on Mr. Nervous' front door)
Mr. Rude: It is me, Mr. Nervous! I have a delivery for you.
(Mr. Nervous looks out the window in his door to see Mr. Rude)
Mr. Nervous (from inside his house): A delivery? That sounds nice. Just let me unlock the door, here.
(Mr. Nervous is heard unlocking all the locks on his door. As Mr. Nervous does that, Mr. Rude helps himself to some grapes from Mr. Nervous' fruit basket)
Mr. Nervous (from inside his house): (grunts)
(Mr. Nervous opens the door partially due to the chain being still hooked on the door to keep the door from completely opening. Mr. Rude quickly grabs the card that came with the fruit basket)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Hello, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Rude reads Mr. Nervous the card that came with the basket)
Mr. Rude: (sighs) "It's your lucky day, let the trumpets toot."
(Mr. Rude crumples up the card, throws it away, and hands Mr. Nervous his fruit basket)
Mr. Rude: Blah-blah-blah-blah, "Mr. Happy's Fruit!"
(Mr. Rude hands Mr. Nervous the fruit basket)
Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Did you say, f-f-f-f "fruit?" Oh! I mustn't go near blueberries! Tiny balls of menace!
(Mr. Nervous slams the door close)
Mr. Rude: Don't expect me to carry this back to the car!
(Mr. Rude hangs the fruit basket on the door handle and leaves. Well, not before returning to help himself to one more grape. Back on the road. Mr. Rude is driving shoddily while eating an apple at the same time. Mr. Rude loses his company hat and nearly crashes into Mr. Scatterbrain before swerving out of the way. He also forces Little Miss Scary to go around him illegally. Mr. Rude soon passes Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy is a highway cop patrolling the highway. He even has a motorcycle and helmet)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(Mr. Rude throws the apple core out his window and it lands on the highway. This catches the attention of Mr. Grumpy and he starts chasing after Mr. Rude on his police motorcycle. As Mr. Grumpy approaches Mr. Rude, Mr. Rude finishes a slice of watermelon and throws the watermelon slice onto the windshield of Mr. Grumpy's motorcycle)
Mr. Grumpy: Wha-aah! Ooh, crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy turns on the sirens of his motorcycle)
Mr. Grumpy: I just washed that windshield!!
(Mr. Rude hears the sirens and sees Mr. Grumpy in his mirrors)
Mr. Rude: (scoffs) What does he want?
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Grumpy pull over to the side of the road and Mr. Grumpy approaches Mr. Rude. Mr. Grumpy lowers his sunglasses over his eyes to emphasize the seriousness of the situation. Mr. Rude tosses a few more grapes into his mouth)
Mr. Rude: Mmmm!
Mr. Grumpy: Do you know why I stopped you?
Mr. Rude; I have no idea. I was driving perfectly.
(Mr. Rude spits out a few seeds. Mr. Grumpy lowers his sunglasses)
Mr. Grumpy: Listen up, Mr. Rude. You've broken the law.
Mr. Rude: Me!? What law!?
(Mr. Grumpy takes off his sunglasses)
Mr. Grumpy: City Code 114 Section F: NO TOSSING FRUIT!!
(Mr. Rude resumes chewing)
Mr. Grumpy: We take crimes against fruit very seriously here in Dillydale.
(Mr. Rude stops chewing and Mr. Grumpy takes out his pen)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
(Mr. Rude frowns but gets an idea that changes his mood)
Mr. Rude: Oh! I just remembered!
(Mr. Rude picks up a fruit basket from the ground)
Mr. Rude: I'm supposed to deliver this basket to you!
(Mr. Grumpy stops writing the ticket)
Mr. Grumpy: Really? That fruit's for me?
Mr. Rude: Of course it is for you.
(Mr. Grumpy takes the fruit basket)
Mr. Grumpy: Well okay, Mr. Rude. I'll let you off with a warning this time, you can go. But no more tossing fruit.
(Mr. Rude drives away)
Mr. Grumpy: I wonder who its from? (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy reads the card that came with the basket)
Mr. Grumpy: "Get well soon, Mr. Bump!"
(Mr. Grumpy realizes that he's been duped)
Mr. Grumpy: MR. BUMP!?!?
(Mr. Grumpy throws his helmet to the ground in frustration as Mr. Rude smugly drives away)
Mr. Grumpy: THIS BASKET’S NOT FOR ME IT’S FOR MR. BUMP!
(A pair of hands (either Mr. Scatterbrain's or Little Miss Chatterbox's) peels a banana with the first bumper behind it. Once the banana is peeled, the banana lowers down the screen and goes away. The first bumper shows Mr. Small approaching a banana tree. Mr. Small sees the bananas in the banana tree and pauses for a moment. He runs off and returns with a ukulele and has a lei on his hat. Mr. Small plays his ukulele and the tree dances and sways to the music. Eventually a single banana falls from the bunch of bananas on the tree and Mr. Small catches it. Mr. Small raises his hat to thank the tree for the banana. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. Mr. Bump is shown sitting at a table with a grapefruit cut into two halves, a basket full of bread, and a glass of orange juice on it. Mr. Bump is about to eat his grapefruit)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): Has this ever happened to you?
(Mr. Bump sticks his spoon into the grapefruit when grapefruit juice squirts out of the fruit and into Mr. Bump's eyes)
Mr. Bump: Ow! Stings!!
(Mr. Bump falls out of his chair and Little Miss Helpful walks into the frame)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): (crying)
Miss Helpful (overlap): It sure does, Mr. Bump. But you don't have to let that stop you from eating grapefruit.
(Little Miss Helpful turns towards the viewers)
Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): (crying)
Miss Helpful (overlap): Hi! I'm Miss Helpful.
(Mr. Bump grabs the chair and pulls himself back up using the chair)
Miss Helpful: And I'm here to tell you about an amazing invention.
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Mr. Bump falls back down. The scene cuts to a spinning image of a pair of goggles)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): "Miss Helpful's Grapefruit Goggles!"
(Mr. Bump is shown about to eat his grapefruit again when Little Miss Helpful puts the Grapefruit Goggles over his eyes)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
Miss Helpful: With my Grapefruit Googles, you'll be able to eat all the healthy vitamin C...
(Mr. Bump, unable to see through the Grapefruit Goggles, starts feeling around in search of the grapefruit)
Miss Helpful: Rich grapefruits you want...
(Mr. Bump moves his hand over the grapefruit and pats one of the halves)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): Without ever being squirted in the eye again.
(Mr. Bump feels the bread basket and thinks it is the grapefruit)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): You'll be able to enjoy grapefruits...
(Mr. Bump stabs his spoon into the bread basket)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): Like never before!
(Two slices of bread hit Mr. Bump in the face)
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.
(The Grapefruit Goggles are shown in front of the purple background along with four separate attachments; a pump, a backpack-sized tank full of an unknown liquid, a remote control, and an unknown gizmo)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): And with these handy grapefruit goggles accessories...
(A toaster, three batteries, an extension cord, a red lightbulb, a green lightbulb, a fish, and a clothes hanger also appear on the screen)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): If some juice does squirt for you,
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful. Wearing the Grapefruit Goggles, Mr. Bump puts his spoon into the grapefruit with caution)
Miss Helpful: You'll be ready!
(A Grapefruit Goggle accessory consisting of the bump, tank full of liquid, the lightbulbs, and the unknown gizmo appear on top of the Grapefruit Goggles)
Mr. Bump: Huh?
(The weight of the accessory causes Mr. Bump to fall face first onto the grapefruit. The grapefruit halves are shown covering the goggles. The grapefruit halves slide off leaving juice behind)
Mr. Bump: (groans)
(One of the accessories activates and wipers wipe away the juice covering the goggles. Then the gizmo activates a jet of water to wash the goggles off. Mr. Bump is not happy with this feature. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Helpful)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Bump runs behind Little Miss Helpful as the gizmo sprays him with water)
Mr. Bump (overlap): (screams)
Miss Helpful (overlap): So buy your very own Grapefruit Goggles today!
(Mr. Bump runs behind Little Miss Helpful in the other direction)
Miss Helpful: And say goodbye the juice in your eye!
(The scene cuts back to the spinning image of the Grapefruit Goggles)
Miss Helpful (voiceover): Warning! Miss Helpful's Grapefruit Goggles may not protect against the juices of oranges, lemons, or limes.
(The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place at Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's house. Through their observatory telescope, they are using it to see what people are doing around Dillydale)
Narrator: Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are always curious to see what's going on...
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small maneuver the telescope so they can look at the viewers)
Narrator: In Dillydale.
(The camera cuts to inside the house. Sitting on top of the telescope, Mr. Small is drinking out of a pineapple (with a straw) and reading a magazine all about pineapples)
Narrator: Especially, if it involves for strange use for one of there favorite fruits.
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Nosey looking through the telescope when something catches his eye)
Mr. Nosey: Ooh! Mr. Small!
(Mr. Small looks at Mr. Nosey as he continues sipping his pineapple juice)
Mr. Nosey: There is something going on in Miss Daredevil's Pineapple Patch.
(Mr. Small tosses the magazine away and slides down the telescope)
Mr. Small: Whatever do you mean, Mr. Nosey?
(Mr. Small takes a big sip of pineapple juice)
Mr. Nosey: Well, Miss Daredevil's picking all her pineapples. With Miss Whoops.
(Mr. Small throws the empty half of pineapple away and looks through the telescope. Through the telescope, Mr. Small and the viewers see Little Miss Whoops driving a forklift holding a ton of pineapples. Little Miss Daredevil flies by and drops another pineapple into the basket of the forklift. The camera cuts back to inside the house when Mr. Small stands up to state what he thinks they should do)
Mr. Small: I say we go investigate!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey high-five. A pineapple spins and zooms in on the screen before zooming out to transition the scene. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are shown investigating some of the pineapples that were left behind. Mr. Nosey uses his finger to swipe a pineapple and puts the finger in his mouth)
Mr. Nosey: Mmm! The pineapple trail leads to this...
(The camera cuts over to an airplane hanger)
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Airplane hanger,
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Nosey: Mr. Small!
(Little Miss Whoops drives by on her forklift. The forklift is carrying tons of pineapples. Little Miss Whoops honks the horn as she drives by and Mr. Small jumps into Mr. Nosey's arms to get out of the way)
Mr. Small: Good tidings, Miss Whoops.
(Mr. Small raises his hat)
Mr. Small: Mind we accompany you into this building, by chance?
Miss Whoops: Sure.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift to the airplane hangar)
Miss Whoops: Follow me right through that door.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift through the door, literally!)
Miss Whoops (from inside the hangar): Whoops.
(The camera cuts into the airplane hangar. Mr. Nosey walks inside carrying Mr. Small in his hand. Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying beside an airplane)
Miss Daredevil: Hey, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small! I see you found my top secret airplane hangar.
Mr. Nosey: Ooh! I love finding top secret things!
Mr. Small: That you do, Nose.
(Mr. Small addresses Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Small: Miss Daredevil, we couldn't help but wonder why you were picking pineapples.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies down to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Daredevil: Since you're here, I'll tell ya. I'm about to test drive the first plane...
(Mr. Quiet is shown climbing a ladder that leads into the plane's cockpit)
Miss Daredevil: To run on pineapple juice!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up next to the plane. Little Miss Daredevil points to Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet waves hello to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Miss Daredevil: And Mr. Quiet here is my co-pilot.
(Little Miss Whoops drives the forklift holding pineapples through another wall of the hangar)
Miss Whoops: Where do you want these, Miss Daredevil?!
Miss Daredevil: Fill up the rear hatch, Miss Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops starts filling up the rear hatch with pineapples)
Mr. Nosey: What are you gonna do with all those pineapples?
(Little Miss Daredevil lands)
Miss Daredevil: That's the Top-Secret Part!
(Little Miss Daredevil takes out a set of blueprints)
Miss Daredevil: You see the pineapples....
(Little Miss Daredevil shows Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey the blueprints for her airplane)
Miss Daredevil (from behind the blueprints): Are dropped into the hatch, where they're put through a giant juicer!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with more pineapples and puts them into the rear hatch)
Miss Daredevil: This engine will run on a 100% pineapple juice.
Mr. Small: Brilliant, I say!
(Little Miss Whoops returns with more pineapples and puts them into the rear hatch)
Mr. Nosey: All this talk of pineapples makes me what you hula.
(Mr. Nosey shakes his hips. Mr. Small puts a lei on his hat, Mr. Nosey puts on a grass skirt, and Mr. Small starts playing the ukulele)
Mr. Small: 🎵 Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola, Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola 🎵
(Little Miss Daredevil looks at the two before saluting and flying into the plane. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey continue doing the hula. Mr. Quiet looks at the rear hatch and notices that it isn't closed properly and is overflowing with pineapples. Mr. Quiet taps Little Miss Daredevil to notify her about this)
Mr. Quiet: The hatch isn't closed.
(Mr. Quiet gets out of the seat, crawls on the plane, and makes his way to the rear hatch)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, don't take off yet.
(Mr. Quiet reaches the rear hatch and tries to close it all the way)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts) Oh!
(The plane's engine starts warming up. Mr. Quiet continues to try and close the hatch)
Mr. Quiet: Co-pilot on the plane! Don't take off!
Miss Daredevil: Three, two, one....
(The airplane takes off and the hatch roof opens up so the plane can fly out of it)
Miss Daredevil (from inside the plane): Take off!
(Mr. Quiet clings onto the plane as tight as he can)
Mr. Quiet: G'oh! Not good.
(The plane takes off and flies away)
Miss Daredevil (from inside the plane): Woo-hoo.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small)
Mr. Nosey: Hmm...I don't understand why Mr. Quiet is on the outside on the plane.
(Mr. Nosey clasps his hands together)
Mr. Small: Oh, you know Mr. Quiet. He's quite the show-off.
(Mr. Quiet is shown dangling from the rear of the plane. Pineapples are also falling out of the open hatch)
Mr. Quiet: WOAH!!! (screams)
(The pineapples starts landing on the ground with splats. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small shield themselves as the pineapples fall. Little Miss Whoops realizes her error)
Miss Whoops: You know, I might have filled that hatch a little too full.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies the airplane upside-down. The rest of the pineapples fall out of the hatch as well as the pineapple juice fuel. Mr. Quiet gets soaked by some of the juice. On the ground, Little Miss Whoops taps Mr. Small on the shoulder to alert him about the incoming juice. Mr. Nosey also sees the juice. Little Miss Whoops takes out and umbrella to shield herself while Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey each take out a glass which fills up with pineapple juice as it falls from the sky. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clink their glasses together while up in the sky, Little Miss Daredevil notices that the plane is running out of fuel)
Miss Daredevil: We're losing fuel! I'd better land!
(Little Miss Daredevil rights the plane up. Mr. Quiet falls into the rear hatch which closes upon entry. Little Miss Daredevil returns to the hangar as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey enjoy their pineapple juice. Little Miss Daredevil lands the plane and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small walk over to the plane to praise her flight)
Mr. Nosey: Ho-ho! A delicious landing!
Mr. Small: Bravo, Miss Daredevil!
(Little Miss Daredevil climbs out of the airplane)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks! We just have a few kinks to work out.
(Little Miss Daredevil turns around expecting to see Mr. Quiet next to her)
Miss Daredevil: Right, Mr. Quiet?
(Little Miss Daredevil realizes that Mr. Quiet isn't around and looks to see where he is)
Miss Daredevil: Mr. Quiet?
(Mr. Quiet comes out from the fuel tank with a Carmen Miranda esc pineapple hat)
Mr. Quiet: Ugh! Oh, just a few.
(Mr. Small resumes playing the ukulele. Mr. Nosey begins dancing the hula and Little Miss Whoops joins them by doing her dance)
Mr. Small: 🎵Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola. Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola. Ma-ha-loo-lo-o-we-ola🎵
(The screen iris' out and the second bumper plays. Mr. Strong approaches a banana tree. Mr. Strong sees the bananas and tries to jump up to get one, but he is too short and can't jump high enough. Mr. Strong thinks for a second and gets an idea. Mr. Strong uproots the tree and grab a banana. Mr. Strong puts the tree back but is unaware that a second banana fell onto the ground. Mr. Strong ends up slipping on the banana peel as he leaves and falls on his side with the banana he took falling on his head. He tastes the banana and still finds it enjoyable. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. It is a dance video. A slot machine style screen clicks into place and shows Mr. Lazy dancing in front of a bunch of purple grapes, Little Miss Chatterbox dancing in front of a pear, Mr. Fussy dancing in front of a red apple, and Mr. Quiet dancing in front of a pineapple. The slot machine goes again and stops on three cherries. A bunch of cherries fall down the screen and transition the scene from the dance video to the next scene. The next scene begins with Mr. Bounce delivering a huge crate full of apples on the back of a pick-up truck. Mr. Strong is there guiding Mr. Bounce and taking the apples once Mr. Bounce has arrived)
Narrator: The pride of Dillydale is it's freshly made applesauce
(Mr. Strong dumps all the apples onto a conveyor belt that leads into the applesauce factory. All of the apples are shown going down the conveyor belt in the factory)
Narrator: And with Mr. Bump in charge of the Applesauce Factory.
(Mr. Bump walks over to the conveyor belt with Mr. Tickle and Mr. Lazy following him)
Narrator: What could go wrong?
Mr. Bump: Mr. Lazy your job it’s to make sure that no bad apples make it down the conveyor belt and into that bin.
(The camera cuts over to apples falling into the bin at the end of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Where the apples are crunch into a delicious sauce.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: That sounds like a lot of work.
Mr. Bump: That's why it's called a job! Now...if a bad apple does get by, you can always use this lever to stop the conveyor!
(Mr. Bump pulls on the lever to demonstrate how to stop the conveyor belt)
Mr. Lazy: I'm really not good with complicated machinery.
Mr. Tickle: But I'm really good with a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle starts tickling Mr. Bump but Mr. Bump stops Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Bump: Aah, aah, aah! No time for that now.
(Mr. Tickles arms flop to the floor)
Mr. Bump: Let me go over your job, Mr. Tickle.
(Mr. Bump pulls on the lever to start the conveyor belt back up. Mr. Bump guides Mr. Tickle and Mr. Lazy down a floor to show them the machine that mashes the apples into applesauce as well as puts the applesauce into jars)
Mr. Bump: Uh...after the apples go this slot, without their peel, you pour...
(Mr. Bump pulls down a handle)
Mr. Bump: Mmm-mmm! Cinnamon!
(Cinnamon is sprinkled into the vat of applesauce)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Into this vat of applesauce.
(Mr. Bump shows Mr. Lazy and Mr. Tickle the last part of the factory where the applesauce is put and sealed into jars)
Mr. Bump: And here, if we have all done our jobs, is the finish product.
(Mr. Bump takes one of the jars of applesauce off of the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump: A jar of all natural applesauce.
(Mr. Bump kisses the jar of applesauce before looking around briefly)
Mr. Bump: Any questions?
Mr. Tickle: Yes. Does anybody need a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle looks around and tickles Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump runs over and tries to pull the two Mr. Men apart)
Mr. Lazy (overlap): (laughs)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Gentlemen! I must ask that you take your jobs...
(Mr. Bump pushes Mr. Lazy and Mr. Tickle away from each other)
Mr. Bump: Seriously!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump grabs Mr. Tickle's arms to get him to stop tickling. Mr. Bump walks away and Mr. Tickle resumes tickling Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump is shown writing something down on a clipboard when Mr. Strong approaches him with a basket overflowing with apples)
Mr. Strong: Yo, Mr. Bump. How those new guys working out?
Mr. Bump: Couldn't be better, Mr. Strong. Thanks to my tough training and leadership.
(Mr. Strong takes one of the apples from the basket so he can see and notices something offscreen)
Mr. Strong: Uh, isn't that one of them sitting down?
(The camera cuts to Mr. Lazy. Mr. Lazy is eating an apple while sitting on a huge pile of them)
Mr. Lazy: (sighs with a mouthful)
(Mr. Bump sees Mr. Lazy slacking off and starts heading over to him)
Mr. Bump: Mr. Lazy!
(Mr. Bump stops and notices a rotten apple on the conveyor belt and Mr. Lazy oblivious to it)
Mr. Bump: Bad apple on the conveyor!! Bad apple!!
(Mr. Bump dives onto the conveyor belt and removes the bad apple from the conveyor belt. Mr. Bump sighs an inaudible sigh when he realizes that he can't get off the conveyor belt and is heading to the apple-pressing machine)
Mr. Bump: Oh no! Not the apple presser! Mr. Lazy!
(Mr. Bump throws the bad apple away and starts crawling on the conveyor to get away from the apple presser)
Mr. Bump: Pull the lever!
(Mr. Lazy puts the core of the apple he was eating down and, with minimal effort, reaches for the lever. Mr. Bump is shown hanging from the edge of the conveyor belt and getting hit with apples)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(Mr. Bump falls from the conveyor belt and lands in the apple-pressing machine. Mr. Bump is shown trying to avoid getting hit by the giant fists that press the apples. Mr. Lazy walks over to the apple presser and notices Mr. Bump inside it)
Mr. Lazy: What are you doing in there, Mr. Bump?
(Mr. Bump is shown trying to avoid getting hit by the giant fists that press the apples)
Mr. Bump: G'oh! Trying not to get made into applesauce!
(Mr. Bump slides through the hole in the apple presser and is turned into a rectangular prism as he does so)
Mr. Bump: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mr. Bump lands in the vat of applesauce where the cinnamon gets added. Mr. Bump also returns to his original shape. The camera pans to Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Tickle: Don't worry, Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Tickle pulls down the handle with lots of force)
Mr. Tickle: I'm good at my job.
(Due to the force Mr. Tickle pulled the handle with, the top of the cinnamon shaper falls off and all the cinnamon falls into the vat)
Mr. Bump: Too much cinnamon!
(Mr. Bump is covered in a cloud of cinnamon)
Mr. Bump: G'oh! Ugh! (spits out the cinnamon)
(A giant mixing paddle starts moving towards Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Not the giant paddle!!
(Mr. Bump swims away from the giant paddle)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Mr. Bump ends up caught in the vortex that sends the applesauce from the vat into the tube that dispenses the applesauce into the jars)
Mr. Bump: Gah! G'oh!
(Mr. Bump is shown going through the tubes while Mr. Lazy approaches Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Tickle: How about a tickle, Mr. Lazy?
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump is dispensed out of the tube into a jar. The jar is then sealed with a lid, trapping Mr. Bump inside)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): G'oh, poopity poop.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Nervous approaching a banana tree. Mr. Small sees the bananas in the banana tree and pauses for a moment)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps)
(Mr. Nervous reaches as high as he can to the bananas but is unable to get one. He can't even reach one when he jumps)
Mr. Nervous: G'ah!
(A giant gorilla lowers their giant arm down from the tree and offers Mr. Nervous a banana)
Giant Gorilla (from within the tree): (chatters)
(Mr. Nervous happily takes the banana. As he is walking away, Mr. Nervous does a take and becomes nervous. Mr. Nervous looks at the giant gorilla's arm and the gorilla waves goodbye)
Giant Gorilla (from within the tree): (chatters)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous is frightened away from seeing the arm, dropping his banana as he flees. The screen fades to black and the next scene plays. Mr. Strong is shown loading a truck full of jars of applesauce. Including the jar that contains Mr. Bump inside it)
Narrator: So as your enjoy your meals, think of the good people of Dillydale.
(Mr. Strong get into the truck and drives away. Mr. Rude drives across the screen from the right side of the screen in his fruit delivery truck eating a watermelon. This transitions the scene to the grocery store, where Mr. Quiet is shopping for food)
Narrator: And remember to have at least two servings of fruit a day.
(Mr. Quiet puts an apple and a peach into his shopping cart. Mr. Quiet sees something offscreen and backs up in surprise)
Narrator: And if you find Mr. Bump in your applesauce...
(The camera pans to a shelf of canned goods. The middle row is a row of 5 jars of applesauce and in the third jar is Mr. Bump. Mr. Tickle approaches Mr. Bump while pushing a shopping cart)
Narrator: Uh, do feel free to give him a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tickles the jar Mr. Bump is in)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (from inside the jar): Help me!
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)