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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Game Shows" written on it with Mr. Happy, a donkey, a border of lights, and who created the episode underneath. The sounds of correct answer buzzers is heard)
Audience (voiceover): (cheering)
(The episode begins outside of Mr. Rude's house. Through his windows, the viewers can see Mr. Rude sitting down to watch a game show)
Audience (from the TV): (cheering)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses are sitting down to watch their favorite kind of television show...
(The camera pans to Little Miss Chatterbox's house. Through her windows, the viewers can see Little Miss Chatterbox cheering at the TV)
Narrator: Game shows!
(The camera pans to Mr. Grumpy's house. Inside, Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy are watching a game show)
Narrator: Who doesn’t love playing along at home?
(Two squares with a border of lights appear. The square going down features Mr. Fussy watching a game show. The square going up features Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy are watching a game show)
Narrator: Watching people compete all kinds of games...
(The two squares move away and a TV lowers down. On the TV, Mr. Strong is shown competing on a game show)
Narrator: On TV.
(Mr. Tickle is shown surrounded by a bunch of prizes. A car, a refrigerator, an oven, and a sailboat)
Narrator: And like any game, there are winners...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown with a goat on a leash)
Narrator: And there are losers.
Goat: (bleats)
(A TV lowers down to show Mr. Happy hosting a game show with Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Grumpy as the contestants)
Narrator: But it’s not just about who wins or loses...
(Mr. Happy gestures to Mr. Scatterbrain, signaling that Mr. Scatterbrain won the game. Mr. Scatterbrain jumps for joy while Mr. Grumpy folds his arms in frustration)
Narrator: It’s just about having fun.
(Static appears on the screen to transition to the first scene. The first scene is a game show hosted by Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. The intro card for the game show is of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey coming out of a box with a question mark on the front with lights in the shape of flowers and stars behind them)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's..."Guess What's in the Box!"
(The intro card splits like a curtain and transitions the scene to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey waving to the viewers at home as their game show begins)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): With your hosts...Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small!
(The audience is heard applauding offscreen. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk onto the set where there three contestants; Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Rude, are ready to play the game. There is also a huge purple curtain covering something)
Mr. Small: Thank you and welcome to..."Guess What's in the Box!" The rules are simple. We'll show you a box and you must guess what's inside!
Mr. Nosey: Answer correctly, and you'll win whatever's in the box.
(The curtain lifts up to reveal a giant box with a question mark on it)
Mr. Small: Brilliantly said, Mr. Nosey! Let's play our game.
(Mr. Small addresses the contestants)
Mr. Small: Contestants...guess what's in the box!!
Audience (offscreen): (cheering and applauding)
Mr. Small: Mr. Rude, I'll start with you.
Mr. Rude: It's a donkey.
(A donkey appears on Mr. Rude's podium screen)
Mr. Small: A donkey?
Mr. Rude: That's what I said.
Mr. Small: Alright. You guess is, "donkey."
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey shrug)
Mr. Small: And you, Miss Chatterbox?
Miss Chatterbox: Well at first, when I saw the box I thought, "my goodness! There's a fishbowl in there!" But then I thought, "why would they put a tiny fishbowl in such a huge box?" That's why I think it's a giant jellybean!
(Little Miss Chatterbox pushes an unseen button and a jellybean appears on Little Miss Chatterbox's podium screen)
Mr. Rude: I want to change my answer! I think it is a giant jellybean too!
Mr. Nosey: Oh! Sorry, Mr. Rude! But you can't change your answer!
Miss Chatterbox: You know what, I was gonna say "donkey," but then I didn't because Mr. Rude said it!
(Mr. Rude sighs inaudibly)
Miss Chatterbox: So can we just swap our guesses?
Mr. Small: Oh! I'm afraid that's still against the rules.
Miss Chatterbox: Then what if we just changed places? Is there a rule against that?
Mr. Small: What do you say, Nose?
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...that seems fair.
Mr. Small: Very well! Change away!
(Mr. Rude and Little Miss Chatterbox switch places)
Audience (offscreen): (faint cheering)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't encourage these dodo birds. Just get on with the game!
Mr. Small: I couldn't have said it better myself! Mr. Grumpy, guess what's in the box!
Mr. Grumpy: A big American refrigerator/freezer...blue. With chrome trim.
(A refrigerator-freezer with chrome trim appears on Mr. Grumpy's podium screen)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Ooh! I had a blue refrigerator once!
(Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude exchange looks)
Miss Chatterbox: The strange thing is that anything I put inside turned blue! Even the watermelon, which was really weird.
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and the box. Mr. Nosey is prepared to show the contestants what's in the box)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey...show us what's in the box!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, face it! It's a refrigerator.
(Mr. Nosey lifts up the box to reveal that a donkey is inside)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Mr. Small: It's a donkey! You win, Miss Chatterbox!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've always wanted a donkey!
(Little Miss Chatterbox runs to the donkey and hops on it)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Rude: I don't want to switch places after all! I want the donkey!
Mr. Small: I'm sorry, Mr. Rude. But all answers are final!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you final!
(Mr. Rude farts in Mr. Grumpy's face)
Audience (offscreen): Aw!!!
Mr. Rude: Ha-ha!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Strong scaling a telephone pole)
Mr. Strong: Oh, Mr. Rude!!
(The scene cuts back to "Guess What's in the Box." Mr. Grumpy is disgusted by Mr. Rude's fart and Little Miss Chatterbox and the donkey walk over to Mr. Rude)
Donkey: Hee-haw!
Mr. Rude: D'uh!
(The donkey turns around)
Mr. Rude: Get away from me you mangy beast!
Donkey: Hee!
(The donkey bucks Little Miss Chatterbox off them)
Miss Chatterbox: Woah!
(The donkey kicks Mr. Rude away. The camera cuts over to Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: And that's our show! Join us next week for. "Guess What's in the Box!"
(The scene cuts back to "Guess What's in the Box's" logo. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown riding the donkey she won across the screen)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles)
(The scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three cars, much to his excitement. But that excitement is quickly diminished when he is run over by the automobile. The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place up in the sky where Little Miss Daredevil is soaring for a moment before directing her attention to to the viewers)
Miss Daredevil: And thanks for tuning into "I Dare You!" I'm Miss Daredevil, and today, two teams will battle it out for the championship!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies over to where the two teams are. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary are one team. They are wearing green ski hats and are standing by a canon with green stripes. Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are the other team. They are wearing orange ski hats and are standing by a canon with orange stripes)
Miss Daredevil: Over here is Team Green;
(The camera zooms in on Team Green and Little Miss Scary salutes the viewers while Mr. Quiet waves hello)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet!
Mr. Quiet: Mmm-hmm.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: And over here is Team Orange;
(The camera zooms in on Team Orange. Little Miss Whoops waves hello to the viewers as does Mr. Bump; albeit more nervously)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump!
Mr. Bump: Mmm.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: For today's first round,
Mr. Quiet: Ooh! (whimpers)
(Little Miss Daredevil runs over to Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: I dare you to be shot out of a cannon and...
(The camera zooms out to show two nets in the team's colors)
Miss Daredevil: Into those nets!
Mr. Quiet: Mmm!?
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: On your marks...get set...go!
(The camera cuts back to the two teams. Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bump each enter their cannons)
Mr. Bump: Mmm.
Mr. Quiet: Mm.
(Little Miss Scary fires her cannon first)
Miss Scary: Ha.
(Little Miss Whoops fires her cannon but accidentally moves it to the opposite direction)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Uh...
(Mr. Bump is fired out of the cannon and crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Bump: (screams) Ow!
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Quiet emerges from his canon covered in ash and gun powder. Much to Little Miss Scary's surprise. Little Miss Daredevil flies over to Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Daredevil: I'm sorry, Miss Whoops. Because you shot Mr. Bump in the wrong direction, I'll have to give the point to Team Green!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary and the ash-covered Mr. Quiet)
Miss Scary: We won!
(Mr. Quiet's green ski hat falls off his head when he jumps as Little Miss Scary cheers in his face)
Mr. Quiet: Mmmm!
(The scene cuts to a different area where Little Miss Daredevil is flying over)
Miss Daredevil: Now for round 2!
(The camera zooms out revealing that Little Miss Daredevil is flying over a bridge. On the bridge, Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bump are wearing harnesses with Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Whoops standing next to their respective partners)
Miss Daredevil: We're 400 feet above the Dillydale River. High enough for ya? (laughs) Let's see your bungee jump!
Mr. Bump: Mmm, hmm.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies away)
Miss Daredevil: I dare you!
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Go ahead, Mr. Quiet! Jump!
Mr. Quiet: No! Uh-uh! Too high!
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Whoops: What are you waiting for Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: Oh, you know...courage.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies past)
Miss Daredevil: Come on, teams!
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
Miss Daredevil: I dare you!
(Mr. Quiet jumps off the bridge)
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Bump follows Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Little Miss Whoops then realizes that she never attached Mr. Bump's bungee cord to his belt)
Miss Whoops: Whoops! I forget to connect Mr. Bump's cord!
Mr. Bump and Mr. Quiet: (screams) Oh, no!
(Mr. Bump sees Mr. Quiet attached to a bungee cord and realizes that he doesn't have a bungee cord attached to him)
Mr. Bump: Hmm.
(Mr. Bump just expressionlessly falls into the water. Mr. Quiet then bungees back up and lands back onto the bridge)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, oh.
(Little Miss Scary starts celebrating)
Miss Daredevil: Another point for Team Green!
Miss Scary: We won!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Daredevil and the two teams standing in front of a bat cave. Little Miss Daredevil is holding a green game piece in her right hand and an orange game piece in her left hand)
Miss Daredevil: For this next dare, all you have to do is go into that cave full of bats.
(Little Miss Daredevil shows the teams and viewers the game pieces)
Miss Daredevil: And bring back the game piece, like this one, that's been hidden somewhere inside. The first one to return with the game piece wins! So, go into that bat cave! I dare you!!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up and the camera pans to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: I can handle this one of my own!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask and goes into the cave)
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
(The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: You know, Miss Whoops. It would be better for me, much better actually, if you stayed out here.
Miss Whoops: Okey-dokey.
(Little Miss Whoops gives a thumbs up)
Mr. Bump: (hums)
(Mr. Bump runs into the cave)
Miss Scary (from inside the cave): (roars)
Bats (from inside the cave): (shrieks)
Mr. Bump (from inside the cave): No Nice bats! Nice bats. Ow Oh That's my neck!
(Mr. Bump runs out of the cave followed by several bats)
Mr. Quiet: Mm, Mm (screams)
(The bats fly out of the cave. Mr. Quiet falls down onto his knees and covers his head)
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
(Mr. Bump picks Little Miss Whoops up and runs away with her. Little Miss Scary runs out wearing her orange cyclops mask and holding her team's game piece. She takes her mask off upon exiting the cave and runs towards the quaking Mr. Quiet)
Miss Scary: Works every time!
(Little Miss Daredevil hovers over Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: And Team Green is the winner!
Miss Scary (overlap): Woo! Woo! Waa! Woo! (laughs)
(Little Miss Daredevil flies closer to the screen)
Miss Daredevil (overlap): That's today show! Tune in next week for another edition of..."I Dare You!"
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up and across the screen. The smoke from her rocket boots covers the screen and clears to transition to the second bumper. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three anvils, much to his confusion. An anvil then falls from the sky and lands on Mr. Bump. The screen fades to black. A purple curtain goes up and the scene reveals to be on the set of "What Do You Know About Music?")
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
(Spotlights shine all across the stage, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Stubborn are shown as the contestant, and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk onto the stage as the lights turn on)
Mr. Happy: Hello. I'm your host, Mr. Happy.
(Mr. Happy smiles)
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine
Miss Sunshine: "What Do You Know About Music?"
(The audience applauds and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to the contestants panel)
Mr. Happy: Let's meet our contestants.
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Stubborn! Tell us a little something about yourself!
Mr. Stubborn: No.
Audience Members (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Ha-ha!
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Little Miss Giggles)
Mr. Happy: Welcome, Miss Giggles! (laughs) Tell us a little about yourself, won't you?
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Well, I'm a part-time firefighter!
Audience Members (offscreen): (gasps)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Mr. Happy: Fantastic! Keep up the good work!
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Fussy. Tell us a little something about yourself.
(Mr. Happy moves the microphone he's holding closer to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Happy: Mmm.
Mr. Fussy: Well, I'm an avid painter and chef, and have recently been named quilter of the year.
Audience Members (offscreen): Oh!
(The audience is heard clapping)
Mr. Happy: You make quilts?
Mr. Fussy: In my spare time. In fact,
(Mr. Fussy takes out a quilt)
Mr. Fussy: I've made one for you.
Audience Member (offscreen): Ooh! Woah
Mr. Stubborn: He is trying to cheat!
Mr. Fussy: I most certainly am not! This is just a token of my appreciation.
(Mr. Happy takes the quilt)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): That's right!
(Mr. Happy leans in towards Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Happy: No cheating here! In fact, what do you say we play the game? Hmmm?
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
(Mr. Happy makes his way to the host's panel and Little Miss Sunshine stands next to a panel of three blank screens)
Mr. Happy: Ready contestants? Here's our first question;
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine gesture to the screens)
Mr. Happy: Which of these three things is not a musical instrument?
(A piano appears on one screen, a trumpet appears on the second screen, and a banana appears on the third screen. Little Miss Giggles buzzes in)
Mr. Happy: Miss Giggles!
Miss Giggles: It's the- (snickers) It's the (giggles)
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays and Little Miss Giggles stops giggling)
Miss Giggles: Oh.
Audience Members (offscreen): Aww.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Stubborn!
Mr. Stubborn: The tuba!
Mr. Happy: The question is; which one of these is NOT a musical instrument.
Mr. Stubborn: I heard you the first time. I say tuba!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Audience Members (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Fussy?
Mr. Fussy: I'm most certain that the banana is NOT a musical instrument.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Sunshine and the three items shown on the screen)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): That is correct!
(An "X" appears over the banana. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy. The audience is heard clapping offscreen)
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha-ha! Another question with a little help from Miss Sunshine!
(Mr. Happy gestures over to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: "What instrument is Miss Sunshine playing?"
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy, the contestants, and Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine is shown holding a banjo and begins playing it. The camera zooms in on Little Miss Sunshine as she is playing the banjo before cutting back to the contestants)
Mr. Stubborn: She is playing a glockenspiel!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: No, I'm sorry. That is not a glockenspiel.
Mr. Stubborn: Yes, it is!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays again)
Mr. Happy: No, Mr. Stubborn.
(Mr. Happy takes out a glockenspiel)
Mr. Happy: This is the glockenspiel.
(Mr. Happy plays the glockenspiel)
Mr. Happy: That is a different instrument all together.
Mr. Fussy: It's quite obvious that Miss Sunshine is playing a-
Mr. Stubborn: Glockenspiel!
(The incorrect buzzer sounds)
Mr. Happy: Oh! That will cost you a point, Mr. Fussy.
(The scoreboard shows Mr. Fussy's score going from one to zero with Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Giggles' scores remaining at zero)
Mr. Fussy: But that wasn't my answer! It was Mr. Stubborn's.
(A bell is heard ringing)
Mr. Happy: That bell means it's time for our final Question. And with the score tied at zero, we'll spin the wheel to see who gets to answer. Give it a whirl, Miss Sunshine!
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
(The screen showing the piano, trumpet, and banana rises up and a wheel with three sections divided in it lowers down. One section has Mr. Fussy's image, another has Mr. Stubborn's image, and the third has Little Miss Giggles' image. Little Miss Sunshine spins the wheel)
Mr. Happy: And it looks like...
(The wheel stops on Mr. Stubborn's image)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Ha-ha, Mr. Stubborn!
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
(Mr. Stubborn points his fingers up in the air in victory)
Mr. Fussy: This is an outrage!
(Mr. Stubborn blows a raspberry at Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: Do you know how much work! I put into that quilt?!
Miss Giggles: (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Okay, Mr. Stubborn. Miss Sunshine is going to play a song for us today. For the win, name that song.
(Little Miss Sunshine starts playing "Old MacDonald had a Farm" on the banjo)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Do let be answer this one!
Mr. Happy: I'm sorry, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Stubborn is the only one allowed to play right now.
Mr. Fussy: Fine! But I'm taking back my gift!
(Mr. Fussy takes the quilt he made for Mr. Happy back)
Mr. Happy: I need an answer, Mr. Stubborn. Name that song!
Mr. Stubborn: That is Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: I'm afraid you're wrong.
Mr. Stubborn: No! You are wrong.
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! (laughs) That's all the time for today. Join us next week when we ask "What Do You Know About Music?"
(Mr. Happy starts dancing to Little Miss Sunshine's music)
Mr. Stubborn: THIS GAME SHOW IS CHEAP! THESE LIGHTS ARE CHEAP! THE HOST IS CHEAP! YOUR SMILE IS CHEAP! THE QUESTIONS ARE CHEAP!
(The curtain lowers and the screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three squids, much to his confusion. One of the squids he matched ends up coming to life and pulls him into the machine. The ending scene begins with Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Stubborn standing behind the desks contestants stand behind on the game show "What Do You Know About Music?". Little Miss Giggles is struggling to hold her giggles in whole both Mr. Fussy and Mr. Stubborn are annoyed with the game show itself)
Narrator: And so you see there's a good deal of fun...
(Little Miss Sunshine is shown playing the banjo)
Narrator: To be had with game shows.
(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary are shown running on a conveyor belt for their challenge on "The Dillydale Super Challenge")
Narrator: Whether you're there, giving it your all.
(Mr. Lazy is shown watching a game show at home)
Narrator: Or watching at home!
Audience (on TV): (cheering)
Narrator: Which, admittedly, takes much less effort.
(Game show noises are heard on Mr. Lazy's TV as the screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Game Shows" written on it with Mr. Happy, a donkey, a border of lights, and who created the episode underneath. The sounds of correct answer buzzers is heard)
Audience (voiceover): (cheering)
(The episode begins outside of Mr. Rude's house. Through his windows, the viewers can see Mr. Rude sitting down to watch a game show)
Audience (from the TV): (cheering)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses are sitting down to watch their favorite kind of television show...
(The camera pans to Little Miss Chatterbox's house. Through her windows, the viewers can see Little Miss Chatterbox cheering at the TV)
Narrator: Game shows!
(The camera pans to Mr. Grumpy's house. Inside, Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy are watching a game show)
Narrator: Who doesn’t love playing along at home?
(Two squares with a border of lights appear. The square going down features Mr. Fussy watching a game show. The square going up features Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy are watching a game show)
Narrator: Watching people compete all kinds of games...
(The two squares move away and a TV lowers down. On the TV, Mr. Strong is shown competing on a game show)
Narrator: On TV.
(Mr. Tickle is shown surrounded by a bunch of prizes. A car, a refrigerator, an oven, and a sailboat)
Narrator: And like any game, there are winners...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown with a goat on a leash)
Narrator: And there are losers.
Goat: (bleats)
(A TV lowers down to show Mr. Happy hosting a game show with Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Grumpy as the contestants)
Narrator: But it’s not just about who wins or loses...
(Mr. Happy gestures to Mr. Scatterbrain, signaling that Mr. Scatterbrain won the game. Mr. Scatterbrain jumps for joy while Mr. Grumpy folds his arms in frustration)
Narrator: It’s just about having fun.
(Static appears on the screen to transition to the first scene. The first scene is a game show hosted by Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. The intro card for the game show is of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey coming out of a box with a question mark on the front with lights in the shape of flowers and stars behind them)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's..."Guess What's in the Box!"
(The intro card splits like a curtain and transitions the scene to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey waving to the viewers at home as their game show begins)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): With your hosts...Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small!
(The audience is heard applauding offscreen. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk onto the set where there three contestants; Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Rude, are ready to play the game. There is also a huge purple curtain covering something)
Mr. Small: Thank you and welcome to..."Guess What's in the Box!" The rules are simple. We'll show you a box and you must guess what's inside!
Mr. Nosey: Answer correctly, and you'll win whatever's in the box.
(The curtain lifts up to reveal a giant box with a question mark on it)
Mr. Small: Brilliantly said, Mr. Nosey! Let's play our game.
(Mr. Small addresses the contestants)
Mr. Small: Contestants...guess what's in the box!!
Audience (offscreen): (cheering and applauding)
Mr. Small: Mr. Rude, I'll start with you.
Mr. Rude: It's a donkey.
(A donkey appears on Mr. Rude's podium screen)
Mr. Small: A donkey?
Mr. Rude: That's what I said.
Mr. Small: Alright. You guess is, "donkey."
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey shrug)
Mr. Small: And you, Miss Chatterbox?
Miss Chatterbox: Well at first, when I saw the box I thought, "oh my gosh there's a fishbowl in there!" But then I thought, "why would they put a tiny fishbowl in such a huge box?" That's why I think it's a giant jellybean!
(Little Miss Chatterbox pushes an unseen button and a jellybean appears on Little Miss Chatterbox's podium screen)
Mr. Rude: I want to change my answer! I think it is a giant jellybean too!
Mr. Nosey: Ooh! Sorry, Mr. Rude! But you can't change your answer!
Miss Chatterbox: You know what, I was gonna say "donkey," but then I didn't because Mr. Rude said it!
(Mr. Rude sighs inaudibly)
Miss Chatterbox: So can we just switch our guesses?
Mr. Small: Ooh! I'm afraid that's still against the rules.
Miss Chatterbox: Then what if we just changed places? Is there a rule against that?
Mr. Small: What do you say, Nose?
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...that seems fair.
Mr. Small: Very well! Change away!
(Mr. Rude and Little Miss Chatterbox switch places)
Audience (offscreen): (faint cheering)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't encourage these dodo birds. Just get on with the game!
Mr. Small: I couldn't have said it better myself! Mr. Grumpy, guess what's in the box!
Mr. Grumpy: A side by side refrigerator-freezer...blue. With chrome trim.
(A refrigerator-freezer with chrome trim appears on Mr. Grumpy's podium screen)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Oh! I had a blue refrigerator once!
(Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude exchange looks)
Miss Chatterbox: The strange thing is that anything I put inside turn blue! Even the watermelon, which was really weird.
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and the box. Mr. Nosey is prepared to show the contestants what's in the box)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey...show us what's in the box!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, face it! It's a refrigerator.
(Mr. Nosey lifts up the box to reveal that a donkey is inside)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Mr. Small: It's a donkey! You win, Miss Chatterbox!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh-ho! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've always wanted a donkey!
(Little Miss Chatterbox runs to the donkey and hops on it)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Rude: I don't want to switch places after all! I want the donkey!
Mr. Small: I'm sorry, Mr. Rude. But all answers are final!
Mr. Rude: I'll give you final!
(Mr. Rude farts in Mr. Grumpy's face)
Audience (offscreen): Aw!!!
Mr. Rude: Ha-ha!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Strong scaling a telephone pole)
Mr. Strong: Aww, Mr. Rude!!
(The scene cuts back to "Guess What's in the Box." Mr. Grumpy is disgusted by Mr. Rude's fart and Little Miss Chatterbox and the donkey walk over to Mr. Rude)
Donkey: Hee-haw!
Mr. Rude: D'uh!
(The donkey turns around)
Mr. Rude: Get away from me you mangy beast!
Donkey: Hee!
(The donkey bucks Little Miss Chatterbox off them and kicks Mr. Rude away. The camera cuts over to Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: And that's our show! Join us next week for, "Guess What's in the Box!"
(The scene cuts back to "Guess What's in the Box's" logo. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown riding the donkey she won across the screen. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three cars, much to his excitement. But that excitement is quickly diminished when he is run over by the automobile. The screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Stubborn standing next to a TV).
Mr. Stubborn: Coming this fall to Dillydale TV, "The Dillydale Super Challenge!"
(The camera zooms into the TV and three challenges from "The Dillydale Super Challenge" are shown. The first shows Mr. Fussy, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Scary running on a tread. The second shows Mr. Strong pulling a wooden boat that's holding Mr. Lazy with his teeth. The third shows Mr. Bump trying to balance on a very high tightrope while being tickled by Mr. Tickle. The camera zooms in towards Mr. Strong and his challenge)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Watch as contestants swim with sharks...
(A shark rises out of the water)
Shark: (roars)
(Mr. Strong throws the shark out of his and Mr. Lazy's way)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): In Dillydale Reef!
(Mr. Strong continues swimming and pulling the boat Mr. Lazy is in. The shark is shown soaring across the sky. The camera cuts to Mr. Nervous swimming in the reef)
Mr. Nervous: (pants and gasps)
(The shark lands by Mr. Nervous and the shark starts chasing Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: N-n-n-no! N-n-n-no!
Shark (overlap): (barking)
Mr. Nervous (overlap): Terrifying beasts of the deep!
(The camera pans back to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: On this exciting game show...
(The three challenges reappear on the screen)
Mr. Stubborn: Each challenge is more difficult than the last!
(The camera lowers down and zooms in on Mr. Tickle tickling Mr. Bump as he walks the tightrope)
Mr. Bump: No! Okay. No, no. Don't do that! Woah! Okay! O-kay! (laughs) Nah! No! No! No!
(Mr. Bump falls off the tightrope)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and the three challenges)
Mr. Stubborn: Of course, there can only be one winner!
(The camera pans to Mr. Fussy, Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary as they continue running on the tread. Mr. Messy is then shown using a machine to throw pies at the three competitors. One of those pies ends up hitting Mr. Fussy in the face)
Mr. Fussy: D'oh! (yelps)
(Mr. Fussy looses his footing on the treadmill and falls down. This causes Mr. Fussy to be pushed off the treadmill and jumped over by Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)
Mr. Fussy: (screams)
(Mr. Fussy crashes into something offscreen)
Miss Scary: Don't quit now, Mr. Fussy!
(Mr. Stubborn appears on the screen and the background changes)
Mr. Stubborn: This is one exciting game show...
(Three more challenges appear on the screen. On the top, Mr. Small, Mr. Noisy, and Mr. Rude are competing against Mr. Happy, Mr. Grumpy, and Mr. Scatterbrain in a game of tug-of-war. In the middle, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Curious, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Bump are riding unicycles. And on the bottom are three crates. One with a yellow triangle, one with a blue circle, and the other with a red square. Mr. Nosey is rising up and down behind one of those squares each time)
Mr. Stubborn: You will not want to miss!
(Mr. Stubborn goes away then reappears in the center of the screen)
Mr. Stubborn: It's "The Dillydale Super Challenge!" Tuesday nights on Dillydale TV!
(The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place up in the sky where Little Miss Daredevil is soaring for a moment before directing her attention to to the viewers)
Miss Daredevil: And thanks for tuning into "I Dare You!" I'm Miss Daredevil, and today, two teams will battle it out for the championship!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies over to where the two teams are. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary are one team. They are wearing green ski hats and are standing by a canon with green stripes. Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are the other team. They are wearing orange ski hats and are standing by a canon with orange stripes)
Miss Daredevil: Over here is Team Green;
(The camera zooms in on Team Green and Little Miss Scary salutes the viewers while Mr. Quiet waves hello)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: And over here is Team Orange;
(The camera zooms in on Team Orange. Little Miss Whoops waves hello to the viewers as does Mr. Bump; albeit more nervously)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: For today's first round,
(Little Miss Daredevil runs over to Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: I dare you to be shot out of a cannon and...
(The camera zooms out to show two nets in the team's colors)
Miss Daredevil: Into those nets!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: On your marks...get set...go!
(The camera cuts back to the two teams. Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bump each enter their cannons. Little Miss Scary fires her cannon first. Little Miss Whoops fires her cannon but accidentally moves it to the opposite direction. Mr. Bump is fired out of the cannon and crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ow!
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Mr. Quiet emerges from his canon covered in ash and gun powder. Much to Little Miss Scary's surprise. Little Miss Daredevil flies over to Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Daredevil: I'm sorry, Miss Whoops. Because you shot Mr. Bump in the wrong direction, I'll have to give the point to Team Green!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary and the ash-covered Mr. Quiet)
Miss Scary: Yeah! Woo!
(Mr. Quiet's green ski hat falls off his head when he jumps as Little Miss Scary cheers in his face. The scene cuts to a different area where Little Miss Daredevil is flying over)
Miss Daredevil: Now for round 2!
(The camera zooms out revealing that Little Miss Daredevil is flying over a bridge. On the bridge, Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bump are wearing harnesses with Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Whoops standing next to their respective partners)
Miss Daredevil: We're 400 feet above the Dillydale River. High enough for ya? (laughs) Let's see bungee jump!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies away)
Miss Daredevil: I dare you!
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Go ahead, Mr. Quiet! Jump!
Mr. Quiet: No! Uh-uh! Too high!
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Whoops: What are you waiting for, Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: D'oh, you know...courage.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies past)
Miss Daredevil: Come on, you guys! I dare you!
(Mr. Quiet jumps off the bridge. Mr. Bump follows Mr. Quiet. Little Miss Whoops then realizes that she never attached Mr. Bump's bungee cord to his belt)
Miss Whoops: Whoops! Forgot to connect Mr. Bump's cord!
(Little Miss Scary shows surprise at this. The camera cuts down to Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
Mr. Bump and Mr. Quiet: (screams)
Mr. Bump: Woah! No!
(Mr. Bump sees Mr. Quiet attached to a bungee cord and realizes that he doesn't have a bungee cord attached to him and just expressionlessly falls into the water. Mr. Quiet then bungees back up)
Mr. Quiet: Woah!
(Mr. Quiet lands back onto the bridge)
Mr. Quiet: Phew!
(Little Miss Scary starts celebrating)
Miss Daredevil: Another point for Team Green!
Miss Scary: Woo!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Daredevil and the two teams standing in front of a bat cave. Little Miss Daredevil is holding a green game piece in her right hand and an orange game piece in her left hand)
Miss Daredevil: For this next dare, all you have to do is go into that cave full of bats.
(Little Miss Daredevil shows the teams and viewers the game pieces)
Miss Daredevil: And bring back the game piece, like this one, that's been hidden somewhere inside. The first one to return with the game piece wins! So, go into that bat cave! I dare you!!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up and the camera pans to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: I can handle this one on my own!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask and goes into the cave)
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
(The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: D'uh, you know, Miss Whoops. It would be better for me, uh much better actually, if you stayed out here.
Miss Whoops: Okey-dokey.
(Little Miss Whoops gives a thumbs up and Mr. Bump runs into the cave)
Miss Scary (from inside the cave): (roars)
Bats (from inside the cave): (shrieks)
Mr. Bump (from inside the cave): Yah! Nice bats! Woah! Nice bats, OW!!! That's my neck!
(Mr. Bump runs out of the cave followed by several bats)
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(The bats fly out of the cave. Mr. Quiet falls down onto his knees and covers his head. Mr. Bump picks Little Miss Whoops up and runs away with her. Little Miss Scary runs out wearing her orange cyclops mask and holding her team's game piece. She takes her mask off upon exiting the cave and runs towards the quaking Mr. Quiet)
Miss Scary: Works every time!
(Little Miss Daredevil hovers over Little Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: And Team Green is the winner!
(Little Miss Scary starts cheering inaudibly. Little Miss Daredevil flies closer to the screen)
Miss Daredevil: That's today show! Tune in next week for another edition of..."I Dare You!"
(Little Miss Daredevil flies up and across the screen. The smoke from her rocket boots covers the screen and clears to transition to the second bumper. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three anvils, much to his confusion. An anvil then falls from the sky and lands on Mr. Bump. The screen fades to black. A purple curtain goes up and the scene reveals to be on the set of "What Do You Know About Music?")
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
(Spotlights shine all across the stage, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Stubborn are shown as the contestant, and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk onto the stage as the lights turn on)
Mr. Happy: Thank you. I'm your host, Mr. Happy.
(Mr. Happy smiles)
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine.
Mr. Happy: Welcome to the game show where we ask you...
Miss Sunshine: "What Do You Know About Music?"
(The audience applauds and Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to the contestants panel)
Mr. Happy: Let's meet our contestants.
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Stubborn! Tell us a little something about yourself!
Mr. Stubborn: No.
Audience Members (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Ha-ha!
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Little Miss Giggles)
Mr. Happy: Welcome, Miss Giggles! (laughs) Tell us a little about yourself, won't you?
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Well, I'm a part-time firefighter!
Audience Members (offscreen): (gasps)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Mr. Happy: Fantastic! Keep up the good work!
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Happy: Hello, Mr. Fussy. Tell us a little something about yourself.
Mr. Fussy: Well, I'm an avid painter and chef, and have recently been named quilter of the year.
Audience Members (offscreen): Oh!
(The audience is heard clapping)
Mr. Happy: You make quilts?
Mr. Fussy: In my spare time. In fact,
(Mr. Fussy takes out a quilt)
Mr. Fussy: I've made one for you.
Audience Member (offscreen): Ooh! Woah
Mr. Stubborn: He is trying to cheat!
Mr. Fussy: I most certainly am not! This is just a token of my appreciation.
(Mr. Happy takes the quilt)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): That's right!
(Mr. Happy leans in towards Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Happy: No cheating here! In fact, what do you say we play the game? Hmmm?
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
(Mr. Happy makes his way to the host's panel and Little Miss Sunshine stands next to a panel of three blank screens)
Mr. Happy: Ready contestants? Here's our first question;
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine gesture to the screens)
Mr. Happy: Which of these three things is not a musical instrument?
(A piano appears on one screen, a trumpet appears on the second screen, and a banana appears on the third screen. Little Miss Giggles buzzes in)
Mr. Happy: Miss Giggles!
Miss Giggles: It's the- (snickers) It's the Ban..ba...ba...it's the ba...bana...GAH! (giggles hard)
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays and Little Miss Giggles stops giggling)
Audience Members (offscreen): Aww.
Mr. Happy: Mr. Stubborn!
Mr. Stubborn: The tuba!
Mr. Happy: The question is; which one of these is NOT a musical instrument
Mr. Stubborn: I heard you the first time. I say tuba!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Audience Members (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Fussy?
Mr. Fussy: I’m most certain that the banana is not a musical instrument.
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Sunshine and the three items shown on the screen)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): That is correct!
(An "X" appears over the banana. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy. The audience is heard clapping offscreen)
Audience Members (offscreen): (cheering)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha-ha! Another question with a little help from Miss Sunshine!
(Mr. Happy gestures over to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: "What instrument is Miss Sunshine playing?"
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy, the contestants, and Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine is shown holding a banjo and begins playing it. The camera zooms in on Little Miss Sunshine as she is playing the banjo before cutting back to the contestants)
Mr. Stubborn: She is playing a glockenspiel!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: No, I'm sorry. That is not a glockenspiel.
Mr. Stubborn: Yes, it is!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays again)
Mr. Happy: No, Mr. Stubborn.
(Mr. Happy takes out a glockenspiel)
Mr. Happy: This is the glockenspiel.
(Mr. Happy plays the glockenspiel)
Mr. Happy: That is a different instrument all together.
Mr. Fussy: It's quite obvious that Little Miss Sunshine is playing a-
Mr. Stubborn: Glockenspiel!
(The incorrect buzzer sounds)
Mr. Happy: Oh! That will cost you a point, Mr. Fussy.
(The scoreboard shows Mr. Fussy's score going from one to zero with Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Giggles' scores remaining at zero)
Mr. Fussy: Uh, but that wasn't my answer! It was Mr. Stubborn's.
(A bell is heard ringing)
Mr. Happy: That bell means it's time for our final question. And with the score tied at zero, we'll spin the wheel to see who gets to answer. Give it a whirl, Miss Sunshine!
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
(The screen showing the piano, trumpet, and banana rises up and a wheel with three sections divided in it lowers down. One section has Mr. Fussy's image, another has Mr. Stubborn's image, and the third has Little Miss Giggles' image. Little Miss Sunshine spins the wheel)
Mr. Happy: And it looks like...
(The wheel stops on Mr. Stubborn's image)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Ha-ha, Mr. Stubborn!
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
(Mr. Stubborn points his fingers up in the air in victory)
Mr. Fussy: This is an outrage!
(Mr. Stubborn blows a raspberry at Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: Do you know how much work I put into that quilt?!
Miss Giggles: (laughs)
Mr. Happy: Okay, Mr. Stubborn. Miss Sunshine is going to play a song for us today. For the win, name the song.
(Little Miss Sunshine starts playing "Old MacDonald had a Farm" on the banjo)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Do let be answer this one!
Mr. Happy: I'm sorry, Mr. Fussy. Mr. Stubborn is the only one allowed to play right now.
Mr. Fussy: Fine! But I'm taking back my gift!
(Mr. Fussy takes the quilt he made for Mr. Happy back)
Mr. Happy: I need an answer, Mr. Stubborn. Name that song!
Mr. Stubborn: That is Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star!
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: I'm afraid you're wrong.
Mr. Stubborn: No! You are wrong.
(The incorrect buzzer sound effect plays)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! (laughs) That's all the time we have for today. Join us next week when we ask "What Do You Know About Music?"
(Mr. Happy starts dancing to Little Miss Sunshine's music)
Mr. Stubborn: THIS GAME SHOW IS CHEAP! THESE LIGHTS ARE CHEAP! THE HOST IS CHEAP! YOUR SMILE IS CHEAP! THE QUESTIONS ARE CHEAP!
(The curtain lowers and the screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Mr. Bump is shown competing on a game show where he has to match three of a picture. If he matches three of any of those pictures, that's the prize he wins. Mr. Bump ends up matching three squids, much to his confusion. One of the squids he matched ends up coming to life and pulls him into the machine. The ending scene begins with Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Giggles, and Mr. Stubborn standing behind the desks contestants stand behind on the game show "What Do You Know About Music?". Little Miss Giggles is struggling to hold her giggles in whole both Mr. Fussy and Mr. Stubborn are annoyed with the game show itself)
Narrator: And so you see there's a good deal of fun...
(Little Miss Sunshine is shown playing the banjo)
Narrator: To be had with game shows.
(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Scary are shown running on a conveyor belt for their challenge on "The Dillydale Super Challenge")
Narrator: Whether you're there, giving it your all.
(Mr. Lazy is shown watching a game show at home)
Narrator: Or watching at home!
Audience (on TV): (cheering)
Narrator: Which, admittedly, takes much less effort.
(Game show noises are heard on Mr. Lazy's TV as the screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)