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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big purple screen comes up with "Games" written on it with a set of tennis rackets and a tennis ball, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a bowling ball hitting bowling pins is heard)

(The episode begins with Mr. Bounce preparing to do some bowling)

Narrator: Games are played everyday in Dillydale.

(Mr. Bounce fails to let go of the bowling ball and bounces down the lane and knocks all the pins down)

Narrator: And the Mr. Men and Little Misses are very good at them! Most of the time

(The scene shows Mr. Bump and Mr. Strong playing a nice game of Ping-Pong)

Narrator: They take part in games in order to amuse themselves.

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits the Ping-Pong ball so hard that, when it hits Mr. Bump, Mr. Bump is knocked unconscious. Mr. Strong shows worry on his face upon realizing what he had done]

Narrator: To relish the thrill of a well played match!

(Little Miss Scary is shown playing a game of football with Mr. Nervous)

Narrator: Always with the goal of scoring that winning point!

[Little Miss Scary kicks the ball towards the goal and Mr. Nervous ducks in fear. Enabling Little Miss Scary to score a goal]

Narrator: And avoiding personal injury!

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

(The screen fades to black and transitions to the first scene. The first scene shows Mr. Happy teaching Mr. Lazy and Mr. Rude how to play Horseshoes)

Mr. Happy: The rules are very simple. If your horseshoe lands close to the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe close to the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get a point. If it leans on the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe so it leans on the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get two points. And if it circles the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe so it circles the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get three points. Now, that one is called, a ringer! Doesn't it seem like fun?

Mr. Rude: (scoffs) So long as it stops you from talking.

(The camera pans over to Mr. Lazy)

Mr. Lazy: Wait a minute, Mr. Happy. You mean I have to throw something, like with my arm?

Mr. Rude: [sarcastically] No, Mr. Lazy, with your magic powers.

Mr. Lazy: I don't have any magic powers.

Mr. Rude: Uh, let's just play the game.

Mr. Lazy: We should wait for Mr. Scatterbrain. He wanted to play too.

Mr. Happy: I wonder where he is?

Mr. Rude: Probably off counting his toes, which could take all day! Start without him!

Mr. Happy: If you say so, Mr. Rude.

(Mr. Happy walks up to the stake and proceeds to play the game. Mr. Happy throws his first horseshoe to the stake on the other side of the court and it lands near the stake)

Mr. Happy: One point!

(Mr. Happy throws the second horseshoe to the stake on the other side of the court and it also lands near the stake)

Mr. Happy: Two points!

Mr. Rude: Enough with the cheerleader act!

(Mr. Rude turns towards Mr. Lazy)

Mr. Rude: Let's go, Lazy! Your turn.

Mr. Happy: Go to it, Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Lazy: Okay. Here it goes.

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Lazy is sitting in a mechanized chair with horseshoes hanging on a long hook. A claw comes out and grabs a horseshoe. The claw throws the horseshoe very far. So far, that the horseshoe crashes through a window at Little Miss Calamity's house)

Miss Calamity (from inside her house): Ow!

(Little Miss Calamity looks through the broken window completely confused. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude at the horseshoe's court)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful!

Mr. Lazy: That was exhausting! One more.

(The claw comes out again and grabs another horseshoe. The claw accidentally throws the horseshoe in the wrong direction and crashes through the windshield of Mr. Happy's car. This sets off the car's alarm. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude at the horseshoe's court)

Mr. Happy: Well played, Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Rude: Isn't that your car?

(Mr. Happy takes out his keys and turns off his car's alarm)

Mr. Happy: Yes it is!

(Mr. Rude gives a brief look of confusing before walking away. Pushing Mr. Happy out of his way as Mr. Rude does so)

Mr. Rude: Out of my way!

(Mr. Rude positions himself and throws his two horseshoes. Both of them lean on the stake)

Mr. Happy: Two leaners! That's four points! Looks like you're the winner!

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Wait!

(Mr. Scatterbrain arrives riding on a horse wearing red stilettos)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Am I too late to play?

Mr. Rude: Where have you been?!

(Mr. Scatterbrain scratches his head)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I thought we were playing "horseshoes?"

Mr. Happy: We are.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I had to make some shoes...

(Mr. Scatterbrain shows everyone the red stilettos his horse is wearing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: For my horse!

(The shoes sparkle)

Mr. Happy: (giggles) Oh no, Mr. Scatterbrain! We are playing the game of "horseshoes!"

Mr. Scatterbrain: I know! Aren't they pretty?

Mr. Happy: No! You see, in this game, we throw horseshoes across the pit and try to get them as close to the stake as possible.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well that sounds like a game I know called, "Horseshoes!" Be right back!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs off screen. Mr. Happy is shown standing next to Mr. Rude with a confused look on the former's face)

Mr. Rude: If he comes back with an elephant wearing clogs, I quit!

(Mr. Scatterbrain returns with a catapult. In the catapult is the horse)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Watch out! My turn! (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls a rope and the catapult launches the horse across the court)

Horse (offscreen): (neighs)

(The horse looks at the viewers as they soar through the air. The horse lands on the pit with the stake underneath them)

Mr. Happy: A ringer!! You win, Mr. Scatterbrain!

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles and whistles)

(The horse returns and Mr. Scatterbrain climbs back onto them the wrong-way-round. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a steering wheel)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Heigh-ho, Montague!

(Mr. Scatterbrain rides Montague away like a car. Complete with a car horn beeping. Mr. Rude's jaw drops and he facepalms himself in disbelief. Mr. Grumpy walks over and pulls down the next scene as if it were a window shade. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is playing the crane game at an arcade. Mr. Bump manages to grab something, but it turns out to be Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle then tickles Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump laughs inaudibly. The screen cuts to black and the next scene takes place on a badminton court. Several spectators are watching the game, Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are one team, Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce are the second team, and Little Miss Calamity is reporting the whole event)

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

Miss Calamity: Hello! And welcome back! I'm Miss Calamity. Here for the final points of the Dillydale Badminton Championship! The first team to reach three points, will be the winner!

(Little Miss Calamity notices that the game is ready to begin)

Miss Calamity: Ooh! And it looks like we're ready for the first serve at the shuttlecock!

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttle over the net)

Miss Whoops: [offscreen] I've got it,

(Little Miss Whoops starts running towards the shuttle)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: Uh, but it's a...

(Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttle but ends up hitting it into Mr. Bump's mouth with such force, Mr. Bump is pushed back into the net and slingshots into the air towards Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh!

(Mr. Bump crash lands on Little Miss Calamity. Both of them are knocked to the ground)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Mr. Strong: Ok! Our point! Ha, yeah!

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

(Mr. Strong pats Mr. Bounce on the back very lightly. The scoreboard changes to 1-0 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity now has a plaster on her chest)

Miss Calamity: Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce need two points to win. Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops need three. Not to mention a well-stocked first aid kit. And now, the serve!

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttlecock over the net)

Miss Whoops: Got it!

(Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttle over the net)

Mr. Bump: Nice shot, Miss Whoops!

(Mr. Strong hits the shuttle over the net)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(The shuttle hits Mr. Bump on the head and Mr. Bump is knocked to the ground)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh no! Mr. Bump has been knocked out cold by the shuttle-

(Little Miss Calamity is hit by the shuttle. The shuttle knocks Little Miss Calamity to the ground)

Miss Calamity: cock.

(The scoreboard changes to 2-0 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. She is now wearing a cast on her left foot and holding a crutch to support herself)

Miss Calamity: This could be the winning point for Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. I am so excited, I can barely contain me-self.

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttlecock over the net. Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttlecock back over the net. Mr. Strong hits the shuttlecock back over the net)

Mr. Strong: Ha-(grunts) Ha-ha-ha!

(Mr. Bump hits the shuttlecock over the net)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bounce starts running towards the shuttlecock)

Mr. Bounce: Ho! Ooh! Ooh!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce over the net instead of the shuttlecock)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce sails over the net)

Mr. Bounce: Ooh! Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Mr. Bump. Accidentally squishing Mr. Bump in the process)

Mr. Bounce: Hello!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Huh?

(Mr. Bounce crash lands onto Little Miss Calamity and both of them are knocked to the ground)

Mr. Bounce: Good-bye!

(The scoreboard changes to 2-1 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Finally! A point!

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity's right arm is now in a cast and she has a bandage on her forehead)

Miss Calamity: The score is 2-1. Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops need this point to stay in the game!

(Little Miss Whoops serves the shuttlecock over the net. Mr. Strong hits the shuttle back over the net)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(The shuttle is hit with so much speed and force that it ends up hitting Mr. Bump so hard, that he is sent flying)

Mr. Bump: Woah-ha-ha-ha!

(Mr. Bump skyrockets out of the stadium. Everyone looks with great concern for Mr. Bump and he disappears into the sky. The scoreboard changes to 3-1 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. Cut back to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: We have a winner! Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce have won the golden shuttlecock!

(The camera cuts back over to the court)

Mr. Bounce: Nice game, Miss Whoops!

Miss Whoops: Thank you, Mr. Bounce!

Mr. Strong: I hope Mr. Bump makes it back okay.

Miss Whoops: I’m sure that he’ll be fine.

(Cut to Mr. Bump lost in space)

Mr. Bump: Oh, Poopity Poop!

(The screen iris' out and transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is having another try at the crane game. This time, the claw grabs a Giant Dillydale Owl. Much to Mr. Bump's shock. A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Little Miss Daredevil. The camera zooms into her mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene features Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn at the Dillydale Bowling Alley)

Mr. Stubborn: These bowling balls are cheap!

(Mr. Stubborn picks up a bowling ball)

Mr. Stubborn: They all have holes.

Mr. Grumpy: Those are for your fingers, Mr. Stubborn. It's how you hold the ball.

Mr. Stubborn: I know how to hold the ball, Mr. Grumpy.

[Mr. Stubborn steps up to the lane (holding the bowling ball incorrectly) and tosses the ball into the air. The ball lands onto the alley but misses the pins, resulting in Mr. Stubborn in getting a gutter ball]

Mr. Grumpy: [annoyed] What are you doing?!? You're supposed to roll the ball down the alley, not throw it! That's how you hit the pins.

Mr. Stubborn: Who said I want to hit the pins?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, of course you want to hit the pins! That's the whole point of this game!

[Mr. Stubborn picks up another bowling ball (holding it the wrong way again)]

Mr. Stubborn: No, the point of this game is to annoy your opponent! And you are winning, Mr. Grumpy.

(Mr. Stubborn tosses the bowling ball into the air)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

[The ball lands onto the alley but misses the pins, resulting in Mr. Stubborn in getting another gutter ball]

Mr. Stubborn: THIS BOWLING ALLEY IS CHEAP!!!

Mr. Grumpy: Let me show you how it's done.

(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the lane to fetch a bowling ball)

Mr. Stubborn: And let me show you how someone can collapse from boredom.

[Mr. Grumpy picks up a bowling ball (the right way) and rolls it down the lane smoothly]

Mr. Grumpy: (grunts)

(The bowling ball rolls straight towards the pins and Mr. Grumpy gets a strike)

Mr. Grumpy: Save your applause.

Mr. Stubborn: That roll is no good. You stepped over the line.

Mr. Grumpy: I did not step over the line, that was a perfect throw!

Mr. Stubborn: You stepped over the line!

Mr. Grumpy: Prove it!

Mr. Stubborn: You cannot admit when you've made a mistake!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, yes I can! In fact the first mistake I made tonight was agreeing to go bowling with you!

Mr. Stubborn: And the second was stepping over the line!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers, I quit!

(Mr. Grumpy tosses his hat on the ground and storms off. Mr. Stubborn tosses another bowling ball into the air)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The bowling ball crashes straight through the floor.)

Mr. Stubborn: Like I said, THIS BOWLING ALLEY IS CHEAP!!!

(A scene transition featuring bowling pins lowering onto the screen plays. A bowling ball knocks the pins down and the next scene begins. Mr. Bump is shown shooting down from the sky landing in a hole on a golf course. Mr. Bump gets stuck in the hole)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(The camera pans over to Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Noisy. The three Mr. Men are playing a friendly game of golf)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): I love a good game of golf! It's so nice out here All this peace and quiet! Don't you think, Mr. Pernickety?

Mr. Pernickety: Uh, yes. I enjoy peace and quiet. Especially when I am about to make my shot!

(Mr. Pernickety steps up to the tee. He places the golf ball on the tee, then bends his knees stretches side to side, dusts his ball and prepares to swing his driver when he's interrupted by Mr. Noisy)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Uh, sorry Mr. Pernickety

Mr. Pernickety: Oh!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): But it appears to be Mr. Tickle's turn.

(Mr. Pernickety adjusts his bowtie and fiddles with his mustache. After some thought, he realizes that Mr. Noisy was right)

Mr. Pernickety: Why yes! I believe you're right. Pardon me, Mr. Tickle.

Mr. Tickle: Not at all.

(Mr. Tickle steps up to the tee, swings his driver and the golfball sent onto the distant green)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Nice shot, Mr. Tickle!

(Mr. Noisy walks over to the tee, puts down his megaphone and prepares to swing)

Mr. Noisy: FORE!!

(Mr. Noisy hits his golf ball onto the distant green, barely next to Mr. Tickle's, which makes Mr. Pernickety jealous)

Mr. Pernickety: Excellent shot as well...Mr. Noisy...

(Mr. Tickle stretches his arms towards Mr. Persnickety to try and tickle him)

Mr. Tickle: Does somebody need a tickle?

Mr. Pernickety: No, I just need to know which way the wind's blowing.

(Mr. Pernickety steps back up to the tee. He places a new golf ball on the tee and checks the wind by licking his finger on his tongue and plucking some blades of grass. Then, he bends his knees, stretches side to side and prepares to swing)

Mr. Noisy: FORE!!

Mr. Pernickety: Aah!

(Mr. Pernickety gets startled by the whistling and lets go of his driver, which hits Mr. Bump as soon as his gets out of the hole)

Mr. Bump: (grunts) Oof!

Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Noisy, if you please, I am trying to concentrate!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): I'm sorry, just warning Mr. Bump you know. So please, take another shot.

(Mr. Tickle lends Mr. Pernickety his own driver and the latter prepares to swing again)

Mr. Tickle: Sure you couldn't use that tickle?

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Woah!!!

(Mr. Pernickety is so startled by Mr. Tickle's arms that he spins and hits the ball in the wrong direction, where Mr. Bump is and he is bumped on the head)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

Mr. Persnickety: Look what you made me do!

Mr. Tickle: Now I know who needs a tickle!

Mr. Persnickety: I do not need a tickle.

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): If you're giving tickles away, I'll have one!

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Noisy)

Mr. Noisy: (laughs)

Mr. Pernickety: Gentlemen please, BE QUIET!

(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Noisy. Mr. Pernickety finally hits the golf ball. It first bounces off of a tree then bounces off of Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(The golf ball heads in the direction of Mr. Noisy, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): INCOMING!

(The golf ball hits Mr. Pernickety on the head and knocks him out)

Mr. Pernickety: D'oh!

(The golf ball then bounces to the hole, rolls close to it, then finally falls into it)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ow!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): And it's a hole in one for Pernickety!

Mr. Tickle: Mr. Pernickety could definitely use a tickle now!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Pernickety.)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): Yay! (laughs)

Mr. Persnickety: (laughs)

(A Mr. Strong transition plays and it goes into the next bumper. Here, Mr. Bump plays the crane game again but this time the claw grabs Mr. Bump's foot and drags him into the machine. The screen fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode)

Narrator: So, now that you've learned how to play some games...

(Mr. Scatterbrain and Montague the Horse launch themselves out of the catapult for the Horseshoe game)

Montague: (whinnies)

Narrator: Or how not to play games. Perhaps the real lesson to be learned here is...just have fun!

(Montague and Mr. Scatterbrain land around the stake. A car horn beeping sound plays as the screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)

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US[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big purple screen comes up with "Games" written on it with a set of tennis rackets and a tennis ball, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a bowling ball hitting bowling pins is heard)

(The episode begins with Mr. Bounce preparing to do some bowling)

Narrator: Games are played everyday in Dillydale.

(Mr. Bounce fails to let go of the bowling ball and bounces down the lane and knocks all the pins down)

Narrator: And the Mr. Men and Little Misses are very good at them! Most of the time!

(The scene shows Mr. Bump and Mr. Strong playing a nice game of Ping-Pong)

Narrator: They take part in games in order to amuse themselves.

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits the Ping-Pong ball so hard that, when it hits Mr. Bump, Mr. Bump is knocked unconscious. Mr. Strong shows regret and worry on his face upon realizing what he had done)

Narrator: To relish the thrill of a well played match!

(Little Miss Scary is shown playing a game of soccer with Mr. Nervous)

Narrator: Always with the goal of scoring that winning point!

(Little Miss Scary kicks the ball towards the goal and Mr. Nervous ducks in fear. Enabling Little Miss Scary to score a goal)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

Narrator: And...avoid personal injury!

(The screen fades to black and transitions to the first scene. The first scene shows Mr. Happy teaching Mr. Lazy and Mr. Rude how to play Horseshoes)

Mr. Happy: The rules are very simple. If your horseshoe lands close to the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe close to the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get a point. If it leans on the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe so it leans on the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get two points. And if it circles the stake...

(Mr. Happy throws his horseshoe so it circles the nearby stake)

Mr. Happy: You get three points. That one's called, a ringer! Doesn't it seem like fun?

Mr. Rude: (scoffs) So long as it stops you from talking.

(The camera pans over to Mr. Lazy)

Mr. Lazy: Wait a minute, Mr. Happy. You mean I have to throw something, like with my arm?

Mr. Rude (sarcastically): No, Mr. Lazy, with your magic powers.

Mr. Lazy: I don't have any magic powers.

Mr. Rude: Uh, let's just play the game.

Mr. Lazy: We should wait for Mr. Scatterbrain. He wanted to play too.

Mr. Happy: I wonder where he is?

Mr. Rude: Probably off counting his toes, which could take all day! Start without him!

Mr. Happy: If you say so, Mr. Rude.

(Mr. Happy walks up to the stake and proceeds to play the game. Mr. Happy throws his first horseshoe to the stake on the other side of the court and it lands near the stake)

Mr. Happy: One point!

(Mr. Happy throws the second horseshoe to the stake on the other side of the court and it also lands near the stake)

Mr. Happy: Two points!

Mr. Rude: Enough with the cheerleader act!

(Mr. Rude turns towards Mr. Lazy)

Mr. Rude: Let's go, Lazy! Your turn.

Mr. Happy: Go get 'em, Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Lazy: Okay. Here it goes.

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Lazy is sitting in a mechanized chair with horseshoes hanging on a long hook. A claw comes out and grabs a horseshoe. The claw throws the horseshoe very far. So far, that the horseshoe crashes through a window at Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity looks through the broken window completely confused. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude at the horseshoe's court)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful!

Mr. Lazy: That was exhausting! One more.

(The claw comes out again and grabs another horseshoe. The claw accidentally throws the horseshoe in the wrong direction and crashes through the windshield of Mr. Happy's car. This sets off the car's alarm. The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy and Mr. Rude at the horseshoe's court)

Mr. Happy: Well played, Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Rude: Isn't that your car?

(Mr. Happy takes out his keys and turns off his car's alarm)

Mr. Happy: Yes it is!

(Mr. Rude gives a brief look of confusing before walking away. Pushing Mr. Happy out of his way as Mr. Rude does so)

Mr. Rude: Out of my way!

(Mr. Rude positions himself and throws his two horseshoes. Both of them lean on the stake)

Mr. Happy: Two leaners! That's four points! Looks like you're the winner!

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Wait!

Horse (offscreen): (neighs)

(Mr. Scatterbrain arrives riding on a horse wearing red stilettos)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Am I too late to play?

Mr. Rude: Where have you been?!

(Mr. Scatterbrain scratches his head)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I thought we were playing "horseshoes?"

Mr. Happy: We are.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I had to make some shoes...

(Mr. Scatterbrain shows everyone the red stilettos his horse is wearing)

Mr. Scatterbrain: For my horse!

(The shoes sparkle)

Mr. Happy: (giggles) Oh no, Mr. Scatterbrain! We are playing the game of "horseshoes!"

Mr. Scatterbrain: I know! Aren't they pretty?

Mr. Happy: No! You see, in this game, we throw horseshoes across the pit and try to get them as close to the stake as possible.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well that sounds like a game I know called, "Horseshoes!" Be right back!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs off screens. Mr. Happy is shown standing next to Mr. Rude with a confused look on the former's face)

Mr. Rude: If he comes back with an elephant wearing clogs, I quit!

(Mr. Scatterbrain returns with a catapult. In the catapult is the horse)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Watch out! My turn! (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls a rope and the catapult launches the horse across the court)

Horse (offscreen): (neighs)

(The horse looks at the viewers as they soar through the air. The horse lands on the pit with the stake underneath them)

Mr. Happy: A ringer!! You win, Mr. Scatterbrain!

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles and whistles)

(The horse returns and Mr. Scatterbrain climbs back onto them the wrong-way-round. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a steering wheel)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Heigh-ho, Montague!

[Mr. Scatterbrain rides Montague away like a car. Complete with a car horn beeping. Mr. Rude's jaw drops and he facepalms himself in disbelief. Mr. Grumpy walks over and pulls down the next scene as if it were a window shade. This transitions the scene to the first bumper. Mr. Bump is playing the crane game at an arcade. Mr. Bump manages to grab something, but it turns out to be Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle then tickles Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump laughs inaudibly. The next scene begins with Mr. Nervous walking down a corridor and turning a corner]

Mr. Nervous: Maybe this is the way out.

(Mr. Nervous stops when he discovers a dead end)

Mr. Nervous: Or not. Okay, then it has to be this way.

(Mr. Nervous takes off in that direction as fast as he could)

Mr. Nervous: Oh, I'll be lost forever in this maze! What could be more horrible?

(Mr. Nervous is confronted by an ominous glowing green ghost)

Mr. Nervous: A haunted maze, that's what!

(Mr. Nervous runs away from the green ghost)

Mr. Nervous: Oh no! N-n-no! N-n-no! Geh! Hee! Oh!

(Suddenly, a pink ghost floats down in front of Mr. Nervous. This causes Mr. Nervous to stop in his tracks. He then backs away and is surrounded by the two ghosts he ran into but also a yellow and blue ghost)

Mr. Nervous: Oh dear! At least the ghosts are colo(u)rful!

[Mr. Nervous runs away as fast as he could from the ghost but they're hot on his trail]

Mr. Nervous: (panting) Help! (panting) Help!

[Suddenly, Mr. Nervous is stopped by another wall in his way. The ghosts slowly approach and trap him]

Mr. Nervous: Why...

(The daydream sequence ends to reveal that Mr. Nervous is playing a video game)

Mr. Nervous: Why is this happening to me!? Ho-ho-oh!

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is playing Pac-Man. Mr. Small and Little Miss Scary are also there waiting for their turn to play)

Miss Scary: Because you put money in the machine. Come on, Mr. Nervous! Give someone else a try.

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

[Mr. Nervous screams and runs away. Little Miss Scary is dumbfounded at first but shakes it off. A pattern of rows consisting of the four ghosts float down and cover the screen. In the following order from left to right, it's the blue ghost followed by the green ghost, pink ghost, and yellow ghost. The pattern repeats with each row. Then, the ghost disappear and the scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is looking inside the crane game before playing it for a second time. When he plays it, the claw grabs Mr. Scatterbrain by the nose. Much to Mr. Bump's shock. Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello to Mr. Bump. The screen cuts to black and the next scene takes place on a badminton court. Several spectators are watching the game, Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops are one team, Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce are the second team, and Little Miss Calamity is reporting the whole event]

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

Miss Calamity: Hello! And welcome back! I'm Miss Calamity. Here for the final points of the Dillydale Badminton Championship! The first team to reach three points, will be the winner!

(Little Miss Calamity notices that the game is ready to begin)

Miss Calamity: Ooh! And it looks like we're ready for the first serve at the shuttlecock!

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttle over the net)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): I've got it,

(Little Miss Whoops starts running towards the shuttle)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: Uh, but it's...

(Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttle but ends up hitting it into Mr. Bump's mouth with such force, Mr. Bump is pushed back into the net and slingshot into the air towards Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh!

(Mr. Bump crash lands on Little Miss Calamity. Both of them are knocked to the ground)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

Mr. Strong: Uh, yo! Our point! Ha, yeah!

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

(Mr. Strong pats Mr. Bounce on the back very lightly. The scoreboard changes to 1-0 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity now has a plaster on her chest)

Miss Calamity: Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce need two points to win. Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops need three. Not to mention a well-stocked first aid kit. And now, the server!

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttle over the net)

Miss Whoops: Got it!

(Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttlecock over the net)

Mr. Bump: Nice shot, Miss Whoops!

(Mr. Strong hits the shuttlecock over the net)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(The shuttlecock hits Mr. Bump on the head and Mr. Bump is knocked to the ground)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

Crowd of Spectators (offscreen): (cheering)

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh no! Mr. Bump has been knocked out cold by the shuttle-

(Little Miss Calamity is hit by the shuttlecock. The shuttlecock knocks Little Miss Calamity to the ground)

Miss Calamity: (moans)

(The scoreboard changes to 2-0 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. She is now wearing a cast on her left foot and holding a crutch to support herself)

Miss Calamity: This could be the winning point for Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. I am so excited, I can barely contain myself.

(Mr. Bounce serves the shuttlecock over the net. Little Miss Whoops hits the shuttlecock back over the net. Mr. Strong hits the shuttlecock back over the net)

Mr. Strong: Ha-(grunts) Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

(Mr. Bump hits the shuttlecock over the net)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bounce starts running towards the shuttlecock)

Mr. Bounce: Ho! Ooh! Ooh!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce over the net instead of the shuttlecock)

Mr. Bounce: Huh?

(Mr. Bounce sails over the net)

Mr. Bounce: Ooh! Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Mr. Bump. Accidentally squishing Mr. Bump in the process)

Mr. Bounce: Hee-hee!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Huh?

(Mr. Bounce crash lands onto Little Miss Calamity and both of them are knocked to the ground)

Mr. Bounce: Woah!

(The scoreboard changes to 2-1 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Finally! A point!

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity's right arm is now in a cast and she has a bandage on her forehead)

Miss Calamity: The score is 2-1. Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops need to win this point to stay in the game!

(Little Miss Whoops serves the shuttlecock over the net. Mr. Strong hits the shuttle back over the net)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(The shuttle is hit with so much speed and force that it ends up hitting Mr. Bump so hard that he is sent flying)

Mr. Bump: Wah!

(Mr. Bump skyrockets out of the stadium. Everyone looks with great concern for Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump disappears into the sky. The scoreboard changes to 3-1 Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: We have a winner! Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce have won the golden shuttlecock!

(The camera cuts back over to the court)

Mr. Bounce: Nice game, Miss Whoops!

Miss Whoops: Thanks, Mr. Bounce!

Mr. Strong: Yo, I hope Mr. Bump makes it back, ok?

Miss Whoops: I’m sure he’ll be fine.

(Cut to Mr. Bump lost in space)

Mr. Bump: Oh, Poopity poop!

(The screen iris' out and transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Bump is having another try at the crane game. This time, the claw grabs a Giant Dillydale Owl. Much to Mr. Bump's shock. A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Little Miss Daredevil. The camera zooms into her mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene features Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn at the Dillydale Bowling Alley)

Mr. Stubborn: These bowling balls are cheap!

(Mr. Stubborn picks up a bowling ball)

Mr. Stubborn: They all have holes.

Mr. Grumpy: Those are for your fingers, Mr. Stubborn. It's how you hold the ball.

Mr. Stubborn: I know how to hold the ball, Mr. Grumpy.

(Mr. Stubborn steps up to the lane (holding the bowling ball incorrectly) and tosses the ball into the air)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The ball lands onto the alley but misses the pins, resulting in Mr. Stubborn in getting a gutter ball)

Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing?!? You're supposed to roll the ball down the alley, not throw it! That's how you hit the pins.

Mr. Stubborn: Who said I want to hit the pins?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, of course you want to hit the pins! That's the whole point of this game!

(Mr. Stubborn picks up another bowling ball (holding it the wrong way again))

Mr. Stubborn: No, the point of this game is to annoy your opponent! And you are winning, Mr. Grumpy.

(Mr. Stubborn tosses the bowling ball into the air)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The ball lands onto the alley but misses the pins, resulting in Mr. Stubborn in getting another gutter ball)

Mr. Stubborn: THIS BOWLING ALLEY IS CHEAP!!!

Mr. Grumpy: Let me show you how it's done.

(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the lane to fetch a bowling ball)

Mr. Stubborn: And let me show you how someone can collapse from boredom.

(Mr. Grumpy picks up a bowling ball (the right way) and rolls it down the lane smoothly)

Mr. Grumpy: (grunts)

(The bowling ball rolls straight towards the pins and Mr. Grumpy gets a strike)

Mr. Grumpy: Save your applause.

Mr. Stubborn: That roll is no good. You stepped over the line.

Mr. Grumpy: I did not step over the line, that was a perfect throw!

Mr. Stubborn: You stepped over the line!

Mr. Grumpy: Prove it!

Mr. Stubborn: You cannot admit when you've made a mistake!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, yes I can! In fact the first mistake I made tonight was agreeing to go bowling with you!

Mr. Stubborn: And the second was stepping over the line!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers, I quit!

(Mr. Grumpy tosses his hat on the ground and storms off. Mr. Stubborn is tosses another bowling ball into the air)

Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)

(The bowling ball crashes straight through the floor.)

Mr. Stubborn: Like I said, THIS BOWLING ALLEY IS CHEAP!!!

(A scene transition featuring bowling pins lowering onto the screen plays. A bowling ball knocks the pins down and the next scene begins. Mr. Bump is shown shooting down from the sky landing in a hole on a golf course. Mr. Bump gets stuck in the hole)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(The camera pans over to Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Noisy. The three Mr. Men are playing a friendly game of golf)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): I love a good game of golf! It's so nice out here All this peace and quiet! Don't you think, Mr. Persnickety?

Mr. Persnickety: Uh, yes. I enjoy peace and quiet. Especially when I am about to make my shot!

(Mr. Persnickety steps up to the tee. He places the golf ball on the tee, then bends his knees stretches side to side, dusts his ball and prepares to swing his driver when he's interrupted by Mr. Noisy)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Uh, sorry Mr. Persnickety

Mr. Persnickety: D'ahhh!!!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): But I think it's Mr. Tickle's turn.

(Mr. Persnickety adjusts his bowtie and fiddles with his mustache. After some thought, he realizes that Mr. Noisy was right)

Mr. Persnickety: Uh...oh-ho-ho! Why yes! I believe you're right. Uh...pardon me, Mr. Tickle.

Mr. Tickle: Not at all.

(Mr. Tickle steps up to the tee, swings his driver and the golfball sent onto the distant green)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Nice shot, Mr. Tickle!

(Mr. Noisy walks over to the tee, puts down his megaphone and prepares to swing)

Mr. Noisy: FORE!!

(Mr. Noisy hits his golf ball onto the distant green, barely next to Mr. Tickle's, which makes Mr. Persnickety jealous)

Mr. Persnickety: Excellent shot as well...Mr. Noisy...

(Mr. Tickle stretches his arms towards Mr. Persnickety to try and tickle him)

Mr. Tickle: Does somebody need a tickle?

Mr. Persnickety: No, I just need to know where the wind is blowing.

(Mr. Persnickety steps back up to the tee. He places a new golf ball on the tee and checks the wind by licking his finger on his tongue and plucking some blades of grass. Then, he bends his knees, stretches side to side and prepares to swing)

Mr. Noisy: (whistling loudly)

Mr. Persnickety: D'oooohh!

(Mr. Pernickety gets startled by the whistling and lets go of his driver, which hits Mr. Bump as soon as his gets out of the hole)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Noisy, if you please, I am trying to concentrate!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): I'm sorry, just whistling a happy tune. But please, take another shot.

(Mr. Tickle lends Mr. Persnickety his own driver and the latter prepares to swing again)

Mr. Tickle: Sure you couldn't use that tickle?

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: D'ahhh!!!

(Mr. Pernickety is so startled by Mr. Tickle's arms that he spins and hits the ball in the wrong direction, where Mr. Bump is and he is bumped on the head)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

Mr. Persnickety: Look what you made me do!

Mr. Tickle: Now I know who needs a tickle!

Mr. Persnickety: I do not need a tickle.

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): If you're giving tickles away, I'll take one!

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Noisy)

Mr. Noisy: (laughs)

Mr. Persnickety: Gentlemen please, BE QUIET!

(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Mr. Noisy. Mr. Persnickety finally hits the golf ball. It first bounces off of a tree then bounces off of Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Ow!

(The golf ball heads in the direction of Mr. Noisy, Mr. Persnickety, and Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): INCOMING!

(The golf ball hits Mr. Persnickety on the head and knocks him out)

Mr. Persnickety: D'oh!

(The golf ball then bounces to the hole, rolls close to it, then finally falls into it)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): And it's a hole in one for Persnickety!

Mr. Tickle: Mr. Persnickety could definitely use a tickle now!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Persnickety.)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): Yay! (laughs)

Mr. Persnickety: (laughs)

(A Mr. Strong transition plays and it goes into the next bumper. Here, Mr. Bump plays the crane game again but this time the claw grabs Mr. Bump's foot and drags him into the machine. The screen fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode)

Narrator: So, now that you've learned how to play some simple games...

(Mr. Scatterbrain and Montague the Horse launch themselves out of the catapult for the Horseshoe game)

Montague: (whinnies)

Narrator: Or how not to play games. Perhaps the real lesson to be learned here is...just have fun!

[Montague and Mr. Scatterbrain land around the stake. A car horn beeping sound plays as the screen fades to black and the episode ends]

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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