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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Goo" written on it, Little Miss Scary in her evil space queen costume, two aliens, goo dripping down from the title card, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of goo bubbling is heard)
(The episode begins with cars driving on the streets of Dillydale)
Narrator: Of the many problems that befall the Mr. Men and Little Misses,
(A manhole cover begins to shake)
Narrator: None is more annoying than some...
(Goo launches out of the manhole like water from a geyser and lands on the road)
Narrator: Unwanted goo!
(Mr. Bump is shown driving in his car)
Narrator: Whether it is oozing from a manhole cover....
(Mr. Bump's car slips on the goo and skids out of control;
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Bump's car gently bumps a lamppost. Mr. Bump thinks he got lucky only for the lamppost to fall on top of his car)
Narrator: Or arriving by mail...
(Little Miss Scary arrives at Mr. Nervous' house with a package full of goo)
Narrator: Few people in Dillydale want anything to do with goo!
(Mr. Nervous opens the door. Little Miss Scary gives him the goo filled package. Mr. Nervous notices the goo dripping from the bottom of the package. Mr. Nervous screams and slams the door shut, dropping the package in the process. This results in the goo coming out of the package and splattering onto the screen. This leads to a transition to the first scene. Mr. Grumpy walks into his bathroom ready to take a bath)
Narrator: Of course, the trouble with goo...is that you never know when to expect it!
(Mr. Grumpy walks to the bathroom sink and notices goo coming out of not just that drain but all the drains in his bathroom)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy runs over to a phone and immediately dials a number. A split screen forms with Little Miss Giggles picking up on the other end)
Miss Giggles: "Hi there! Gunk n' Goo hotline!" (giggles) Miss Giggles speaking.
Mr. Grumpy: "Hello Miss Giggles. This is Mr. Grumpy and I have a problem!"
(Miss Giggles starts giggling)
Mr. Grumpy: It's not funny! There's goo gurgling up from all my drains!
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Goo in your drains? (laughs)
Mr. Grumpy: This is no laughing matter, Miss Giggles! I need you to send a plumber! Right away!
(Little Miss Giggles ends up grabbing on to the line that splits the screen and laughs, and the split screen goes away, taking Little Miss Giggles with it, and the scene cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Are you even listening to me?
(Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle appear behind Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Strong: Hiya Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy turns around to see Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Grumpy: (gasps)
(Mr. Grumpy's towel falls down)
Mr. Strong: Miss Giggles said you had a problem.
(Mr. Grumpy puts his ear back up to the phone)
Miss Giggles (on the other end): (laughing)
(Mr. Grumpy hangs up the phone)
Mr. Grumpy: Boy I'm glad you're here, Mr. Strong.
Mr. Tickle: Hey! What about me?
Mr. Grumpy: Sorry, Mr. Tickle. But I only have so much glad to go around.
(Mr. Grumpy shows Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle the goo coming from the drains in his bathroom)
Mr. Grumpy: Now there's goo coming up from all of my drains and I need you to fix it!
Mr. Strong: Yep! Looks like goo to me!
(A goo bubble pops from the toilet)
Mr. Strong: Must be something stuck in your pipes.
(Mr. Strong walks over to the sink)
Mr. Strong: Let's see if we can unstick it!
(Mr. Strong rips the sink from the wall and goo spills out from the open pipe)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing?!
(Mr. Strong shakes the sink)
Mr. Strong: Nope! Nothing stuck in here!
Mr. Grumpy: You're making it worse! Now put my sink back the way you found it!
(Mr. Strong tries to put the sink back)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(The sink falls down)
Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!
Mr. Tickle: I know! Let me tickle the pipes! That'll clear them out!
(Mr. Tickle tickles the shower nozzle. The shower nozzle falls off and goo squirts out of the broken pipe)
Mr. Grumpy: Do that again, and it'll be the last pipe you tickle!
(The goo continues to rise)
Mr. Strong: Aw, this is worse than I thought! I think we're gonna need a goo expert.
Mr. Grumpy: Goo expert?
(Mr. Scatterbrain surfaces from the goo wearing goggles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am!
Mr. Grumpy: SCATTERBRAIN!? Oh, no! You're the goo expert?!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yep!
(Mr. Scatterbrain holds his nose and goo squirts out of his ears)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And...I know a thing or two about pretzels!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a goo covered pretzel. Mr. Strong punches a hole in the wall)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(Mr. Strong pulls out some more pipes and more goo squirts out of them)
Mr. Strong: Aw, nothing in these pipes either!
(Mr. Scatterbrain begins playing with the goo)
Mr. Grumpy: Please! Find whatever's causing this goo and fast! Before those dodo birds ruin my house!
(Mr. Strong lifts up the bathtub. Much to Mr. Grumpy's shock)
Mr. Strong: (grunts) Aw, excuse me! I'm just gonna set this down here.
(Mr. Strong puts the bathtub down and Mr. Scatterbrain surfaces from the goo again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh goodie! (chuckles) Bathtime!
(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Grumpy his goggles and he takes Mr. Grumpy's shower cap. Mr. Scatterbrain hops into the bathtub and pretends to clean himself. Mr. Strong is also in the bathtub using a plunger to try an unclog the pipes)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh...crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the goggles off and throws them into the goo)
Mr. Tickle: Are you sure you you wouldn't like a tickle?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ooh! If your giving tickles away, I'll take one!
Mr. Tickle: Yay!
(Mr. Tickle runs over to Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Grumpy: That's it! I want all you people out of my house!
(The bathtub floats by Mr. Grumpy with Mr. Strong trying to unclog the drain and Mr. Tickle tickling Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs)
(Mr. Strong manages to unclog the bathtub drain. A rubber duck comes out of the bathtub drain and all the goo starts to drain away)
Mr. Strong: Oh, found it! This rubber duckie was stuck in the pipe! Must've been what was causing all that goo!
Mr. Tickle: What would a rubber duckie be doing in Mr. Grumpy's bath plughole?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...
(Mr. Grumpy looks around nervously. A flashback shows Mr. Grumpy playing with the rubber duck in his bubble bath that he accidentally dropped down the drain)
Mr. Grumpy: I have no idea but thank you very much!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the rubber duck from Mr. Strong and pushes Mr. Strong, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Scatterbrain out the door)
Mr. Grumpy: Now will you all please and let me get my house back to normal!
(Mr. Grumpy happily squeezes his rubber duck. Mr. Tickle pops back into the room)
Mr. Tickle: How about a tickle for the road?
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: No! (laughs) No!
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy accidentally drops his rubber duck down the bathroom drain again and the goo returns)
Mr. Grumpy: Stop it! (laughs)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(The goo covers the screen and the scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Messy is shown enjoying a cinnamon bun when some goo unknowingly squirts out of it when he takes a bite. Mr. Messy walks away just as Mr. Bounce walks onscreen and gets stuck. As in, he fall down and gets stuck. Mr. Bounce gets an idea and bounces all over the place. Covering the screen in a web of sticky cinnamon bun goo. The next scene takes place at Mr. Fussy's house. Mr. Fussy is waiting for Little Miss Naughty to finish making something important)
Narrator: Over at Mr. Fussy's house, there's not a drop of goo to be found. Well, not yet anyway.
(Little Miss Naughty comes out from a sheet that is covering something she is working on)
Miss Naughty: I'm almost done, Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Fussy: Uh, but Miss Naughty...the guest for my very fancy party will be arriving any minute!
Miss Naughty: Genius...cannot be rushed!
(Little Miss Naughty goes back under the sheet)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! You're right! I-I just want everything to be perfect! I'm being named "Host of the Year" you know.
(Little Miss Naughty pops up behind Mr. Fussy with a remote in her hand)
Miss Naughty: All finished!
(Mr. Fussy turns around and jumps upon being startled)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
(Little Miss Naughty removes the sheet from the thing she was working on. It is revealed to be a fountain of Mr. Fussy as a mermaid)
Mr. Fussy: How perfectly lovely!
Miss Naughty: Here is the remote control. Let me show you how it works. This button turns on the water!
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the blue button on the remote and water comes out of the Mr. Fussy fountain)
Miss Naughty: And this button...turns on the lights!
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the yellow button on the remote and lights around the fountain turn on)
Mr. Fussy: Could it get any better?
Miss Naughty: Oh...it will! (laughs evilly)
Mr. Fussy: What does that mean?
Miss Naughty: Oh! Nothing! Have a good time!
(Little Miss Naughty runs off. The doorbell rings)
Mr. Fussy: Ah! My guests!
(Mr. Fussy opens the door and Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Quiet are all outside. Mr. Happy is holding a medal)
Mr. Happy: Well, if it isn't the Host of the Year!
(Everyone walks inside and Mr. Happy puts the medal around Mr. Fussy's neck)
Mr. Happy: Congratulations, Mr. Fussy! Ha-ha!
Mr. Fussy: Oh thank you! Oh thank you! Oh! Please, please! Come in! Welcome...to my humble abode!
(Mr. Happy, Mr. Messy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Quiet marvel over the table display Mr. Fussy put out)
Mr. Quiet, Mr. Messy, Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy: Ooh!
Mr. Fussy: Host of the year! (chuckles happily) I never thought this day would come!
(Mr. Messy walks over to the food on the table)
Mr. Messy: Me either! I'm hungry!
(Mr. Messy grabs one of the sandwiches, throws it up into the air, and catches it in his mouth. Then we see Mr. Quiet grabbing a plate when he sees Little Miss Naughty peeking out from under the table)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
Mr. Quiet: She wasn't invited, was she?
(Little Miss Naughty hides under the table as Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy walk by)
Mr. Fussy: Who would like a refreshing cup of punch?
(Little Miss Naughty peeks out from under the table and is once again spotted by Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: There she is again! Look!
(Little Miss Sunshine looks down and notices something in the ice)
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Are these little flowers in the ice?
Mr. Fussy: Actually, they're strawberries carved into little flowers!
(Mr. Fussy carves a strawberry into a flower and shows it inside an ice cube)
Mr. Fussy: I believe they add a certain flair.
(Mr. Fussy puts the ice cube in Little Miss Sunshine's cup of punch)
Miss Sunshine: I'm never going to have regular ice cubes again!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful idea, Mr. Fussy! (chuckles)
Mr. Fussy: Well, Mr. Happy, no detail is too small when you're voted...Host of the Year.
(The camera zooms out to show everyone around the table)
Mr. Fussy: How about we all step over to the glorious new fountain that Miss Naughty built for me.
(Everyone walks over to the fountain)
Mr. Quiet, Mr. Happy, Mr. Messy, and Miss Sunshine: Ooh!
Mr. Happy: Woah! That's what I call...a fountain!
(Little Miss Naughty tiptoes behind everyone just as Mr. Quiet figures out Little Miss Naughty's plot)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, not good. In fact very bad.
Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I just can't help myself! (laughs evilly)
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the pink button on the remote. The Mr. Fussy statue turns off and goes down below. A statue of Little Miss Naughty with pitchforks takes it's place)
Mr. Fussy, Mr. Happy, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Goo squirts out of the Little Miss Naughty statue)
Mr. Fussy: Doh! Turn it off, Miss Naughty!
(Mr. Fussy gets squirted with green goo and runs away. Both Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy get squirted with pink and light green goo respectively)
Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy: Oh!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy stand up. Mr. Happy gets a goo hairstyle that he seems to enjoy. Mr. Messy is still eating his sandwiches when purple and light green goo squirt at him. Mr. Messy doesn't notice and he eats another sandwich that is covered in goo. Mr. Quiet shields himself from some purple goo with a plate)
Mr. Quiet: Huh?
(Three jets of purple goo squirt at Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Gah! Oh!
(Little Miss Naughty continues to push the pink button and laughs)
Mr. Fussy: Miss Naughty!
(The statue squirts multicoloured goo all over Little Miss Naughty)
Miss Naughty: Gah! Why did my goo turn against me?
(Little Miss Naughty runs away. She drops the remote in the process which breaks into thirds and the goo stops squirting out of the statue)
Mr. Happy: While this really was a marvelous party Mr. Fussy, I'm afraid...the goo disqualifies you for Host of the Year.
(Mr. Happy takes the medal off of Mr. Fussy's neck)
Mr. Happy: Maybe next year. (laughs)
Miss Sunshine: Sadness!
Mr. Quiet: "Nice party!"
(Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Quiet leave while Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Messy: I'd gotta tell ya Mr. Fussy, this was one of the best parties ever! You're still Host of the Year in my eyes!
(Mr. Messy leaves)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
(The scene transitions to the second bumper. Mr. Strong gets his feet stuck in the cinnamon bun goo. Mr. Strong gets an idea. Using all his strength, Mr. Strong lifts the pavement out of the ground. Mr. Strong's feet are still stuck to the cinnamon bun goo but now he can walk around with the stuck pavement used like shoes. Mr. Strong continues on his way. The scene fades to black and opens to the set of "Shazam, That's Good!" with Mr. Happy at a microphone)
Mr. Happy: "It's..."Shazam, That's Good!" with your host...Mr. Messy!"
(Mr. Messy comes out from behind the curtain)
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to "Shazam, That's Good!"
(Mr. Messy walks over to his desk)
Mr. Messy: Or should I say..."Shazam, That's Goo!"
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy sitting on the couch)
Audience and Mr. Happy: (laughs)
Mr. Messy: Today's guest has a new music video that I can't wait to see!
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha!
Mr. Messy: So let's give it up for Miss Scary!
(The audience claps and the camera pans over to the curtains but nobody comes out from behind them. Mr. Messy looks puzzled. Little Miss Scary then jumps onto Mr. Messy's desk wearing her purple big-eyed mask. Mr. Messy turns around and sees Little Miss Scary wearing her mask)
Miss Scary: AAHH!
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary jumps down from the desk)
Mr. Messy: That's some scary stuff!
(Mr. Messy drinks some grape juice as Little Miss Scary sits down next to Mr. Happy)
Miss Scary: I'm just getting warmed up!
Mr. Messy: Tell us about your new song!
Miss Scary: Well it's called..."Space Goo!"
(Mr. Happy and Mr. Messy get startled)
Miss Scary: And it's totally terrifying!
Mr. Messy: I'm already shaking in my boots!
Mr. Happy: (chuckles)
(Mr. Happy runs away; the TV monitor lowers down)
Mr. Messy: So here it is! Miss Scary's new music video, "Space Goo!"
(Space Goo plays with the screen zooming in on the planets before approaching Miss Scary's spaceship. The scene later fades in to show Miss Scary wearing her space queen costume along with two aliens)
Miss Scary: 🎵This evil space queen had a plan
To scare every Little Miss and Mr. Men.🎵
Miss Scary: Ahhhhh! 🎵 She knew just what she had to do
Send a space pod full of wicked space goo!
Uh-oh! You're out of luck
When your legs and arms get stuck
There's no running or even rescue
When the space goo's come to get you.🎵
Miss Scary (as goo): Ha ha!
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 Have you heard about this goo that's taking over the town? 🎵
(The scene changes to Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine stuck in the goo)
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine: 🎵 That's the goo! That's the goo! 🎵
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 It ate up all the streets and even swallowed a clown.🎵
(In a split screen, the goo is shown engulfing the streets of Dillydale and Mr. Funny)
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine: 🎵 It's the goo! It's the goo!🎵
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 It's looking really, really bad for our neighbourhood.🎵
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine: 🎵 That's the goo! That's the goo!🎵
(Miss Chatterbox is shown trapped in a goo bubble)
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵I've had a funny feeling the this goo's up to no good.🎵
Mr. Men and Little Misses (including Miss Scary): Ahhhhh!
(Little Miss Scary's spaceship lands on the ground away from the goo)
Miss Scary: Ha ha!
Miss Scary: Ha ha! 🎵 The space queen came to Earth and she won. 🎵
(Little Miss Scary and the aliens exit the spaceship)
Miss Scary: Ha ha!
Miss Scary: Ha ha! 🎵 By gunking up the streets and gooing everyone! 🎵
Miss Scary: It's fantastic!
Miss Scary: Ha ha! 🎵Ha ha! You're out of luck!
Thanks to me now everyone is stuck!
There's no running or even rescue
Now that my space goo's come to get you!🎵
(Space Goo ends with an outer space view of a goo-covered Earth and the screen return to the set of "Shazam, That's Good")
Mr. Messy: I give that video five....stinky gooey socks!
(Five stinky gooey socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)
Miss Scary: Great!
(Little Miss Scary jumps onto the top of the couch)
Miss Scary: You know what's even better than five stinky gooey socks?
(Little Miss Scary goes behind the couch)
Mr. Messy: I don't know! What?
(The spaceship from the "Space Goo" music video crashes through the wall and is being piloted by the two aliens from the "Space Goo" music video. Little Miss Scary comes out from behind the couch wearing her space queen costume)
Miss Scary: Five tons of stinky, sticky goo!
(The aliens squirt goo out form the ship all over Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy surfaces extremely happy)
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about!
(The aliens come out of the ship and start dancing)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
Mr. Messy: Join me again next week! For "Shazam, That's Good!"
(The scene transitions to the third bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain gets his feet stuck in the cinnamon bun goo. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his feet as if they were shoes and reveals more realistic feet underneath and continues on his way. The scene transitions to Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle wearing hazmat suits and cleaning up the goo from Mr. Nervous' house with Mr. Nervous watching from inside)
Narrator: And so you see, goo can be a really be quite a bother here in Dillydale.
(The camera moves over to Mr. Bump and the goo puddle his car skid through earlier. Mr. Bump's arms and legs are in casts as a result of the lamppost falling on top of him at the beginning of the episode. He is guiding a street cleaner machine (driven by Little Miss Whoops) to clean up the goo)
Narrator: "But the Mr. Men and Little Misses take such mishaps in strive!"
(Little Miss Whoops cleans up the goo but does not notice Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Bump drops his crutches and tries to run away, but he gets sucked into the street cleaner machine. The scene transitions back to Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy's bathroom is now clean and he is ready to finally take his bath)
Narrator: "After all...with just a little cleaning, everything is back to normal!"
(Mr. Grumpy squeezes his rubber duckie and turns on his shower. But instead of water, goo squirts out from the nozzle. Covering a shocked Mr. Grumpy head to toe in goo)
Narrator: "Well...nearly normal."
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Goo" written on it, Little Miss Scary in her evil space queen costume, two aliens, goo dripping down from the title card, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of goo bubbling is heard)
(The episode begins with cars driving on the streets of Dillydale)
Narrator: Of the many problems that befall the Mr. Men and Little Misses,
(A manhole cover begins to shake)
Narrator: None is more annoying than some...
(Goo launches out of the manhole like water from a geyser and lands on the road)
Narrator: Unwanted goo!
(Mr. Bump is shown driving in his car)
Narrator: Whether it is oozing from a manhole cover....
(Mr. Bump's car slips on the goo and skids out of control)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Bump's car gently bumps a lamppost. Mr. Bump thinks he got lucky only for the lamppost to fall on top of his car)
Narrator: Or arriving by mail...
(Little Miss Scary arrives at Mr. Nervous' house with a package full of goo)
Narrator: Few people in Dillydale want anything to do with goo!
(Mr. Nervous opens the door. Little Miss Scary gives him the goo filled package. Mr. Nervous notices the goo dripping from the bottom of the package)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous slams the door shut, dropping the package in the process. This results in the goo coming out of the package and splattering onto the screen. This leads to a transition to the first scene. Mr. Grumpy walks into his bathroom ready to take a bath)
Narrator: Of course, the trouble with goo...is that you never know when to expect it!
(Mr. Grumpy walks to the bathroom sink and notices goo coming out of not just that drain but all the drains in his bathroom)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy runs over to a phone and immediately dials a number. A split screen forms with Little Miss Giggles picking up on the other end)
Miss Giggles: Hi there! Gunk n' Goo hotline! (giggles) Miss Giggles speaking.
Mr. Grumpy: Hello Miss Giggles. This is Mr. Grumpy and I have a problem!
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Mr. Grumpy: It's not funny! There's goo gurgling up from all my drains!
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Goo in your drains? (laughs)
Mr. Grumpy: This is no laughing matter, Miss Giggles! I need you to send a plumber! Right away!
(Little Miss Giggles ends up grabbing on to the line that splits the screen
Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(The split screen goes away, taking Little Miss Giggles with it, and the scene cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Are you even listening to me?
(Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle appear behind Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Strong: Hiya Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy turns around to see Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Grumpy: (gasps)
(Mr. Grumpy's towel falls down)
Mr. Strong: Miss Giggles said you had a problem.
(Mr. Grumpy puts his ear back up to the phone)
Miss Giggles (on the other end): (laughing)
(Mr. Grumpy hangs up the phone)
Mr. Grumpy: Boy I'm glad you're here, Mr. Strong.
Mr. Tickle: Hey! What about me?
Mr. Grumpy: Sorry, Mr. Tickle. But I only have so much glad to go around.
(Mr. Grumpy shows Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle the goo coming from the drains in his bathroom)
Mr. Grumpy: Now there's goo coming up from all of my drains and I need you to fix it!
Mr. Strong: Yep! Looks like goo to me!
(A goo bubble pops from the toilet)
Mr. Strong: Must be something stuck in your pipes.
(Mr. Strong walks over to the sink)
Mr. Strong: Let's see if we can unstick it!
(Mr. Strong rips the sink from the wall and goo spills out from the open pipe)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing?!
(Mr. Strong shakes the sink)
Mr. Strong: Nope! Nothing stuck in here!
Mr. Grumpy: You're making it worse! Now put my sink back the way you found it!
(Mr. Strong tries to put the sink back)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(The sink falls down)
Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!
Mr. Tickle: I know! Let me tickle the pipes! That'll clear them out!
(Mr. Tickle tickles the shower nozzle. The shower nozzle falls off and goo squirts out of the broken pipe)
Mr. Grumpy: Do that again, and it'll be the last pipe you tickle!
(The goo continues to rise)
Mr. Strong: Aw, this is worse than I thought! I think we're gonna need a goo expert.
Mr. Grumpy: Goo expert?
(Mr. Scatterbrain surfaces from the goo wearing goggles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am!
Mr. Grumpy: SCATTERBRAIN!? No! No! You're the goo expert?!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yep!
(Mr. Scatterbrain holds his nose and goo squirts out of his ears)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And...I know a thing or two about pretzels!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a goo covered pretzel. Mr. Strong punches a hole in the wall)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(Mr. Strong pulls out some more pipes and more goo squirts out of them)
Mr. Strong: Aw, nothing in these pipes either!
(Mr. Scatterbrain begins playing with the goo)
Mr. Grumpy: Please! Find whatever's causing this goo and fast! Before those dodo birds ruin my house!
(Mr. Strong lifts up the bathtub. Much to Mr. Grumpy's shock)
Mr. Strong: (grunts) Aw, excuse me! I'm just gonna set this down here.
(Mr. Strong puts the bathtub down and Mr. Scatterbrain surfaces from the goo again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh goodie! (chuckles) Bathtime!
(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Grumpy his goggles and he takes Mr. Grumpy's shower cap. Mr. Scatterbrain hops into the bathtub and pretends to clean himself. Mr. Strong is also in the bathtub using a plunger to try an unclog the pipes)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh...crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the goggles off and throws them into the goo)
Mr. Tickle: Are you sure you you wouldn't like a tickle?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ooh! If your giving tickles away, I'll take one!
Mr. Tickle: Yay!
(Mr. Tickle runs over to Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Grumpy: That's it! I want all you people out of my house!
(The bathtub floats by Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Strong is trying to unclog the drain and Mr. Tickle is tickling Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughing)
(Mr. Strong manages to unclog the bathtub drain)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(A rubber duck comes out of the bathtub drain and all the goo starts to drain away)
Mr. Strong: Oh, found it! This rubber duckie was stuck in the pipe! Must've been what was causing all that goo!
Mr. Tickle: What would a rubber duckie be doing in Mr. Grumpy's bathtub drain?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...
(Mr. Grumpy looks around nervously. A flashback shows Mr. Grumpy playing with the rubber duck in his bubble bath that he accidentally dropped down the drain)
Mr. Grumpy: I have no idea but thank you very much!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the rubber duck from Mr. Strong and pushes Mr. Strong, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Scatterbrain out the door)
Mr. Grumpy: Now will you all please and let me get my house back to normal!
(Mr. Grumpy happily squeezes his rubber duck. Mr. Tickle pops back into the room)
Mr. Tickle: How about a tickle for the road?
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: No! (laughs) No!
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy accidentally drops his rubber duck down the bathroom drain again and the goo returns)
Mr. Grumpy: Stop it! (laughs)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(The goo covers the screen and the scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Messy is shown enjoying a cinnamon bun when some goo unknowingly squirts out of it when he takes a bite. Mr. Messy walks away just as Mr. Bounce walks onscreen and gets stuck. As in, he fall down and gets stuck. Mr. Bounce gets an idea and bounces all over the place. Covering the screen in a web of sticky cinnamon bun goo)
(A commercial for "Mr. Messy's House of Goo begins with Mr. Quiet getting into a jacuzzi)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh! Ahh!
(The camera pans out to reveal Little Miss Magic and Little Miss Helpful gesturing upwards to Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy slowly comes down on a giant tube)
Mr. Messy: There's only one thing better than relaxing in a bubbly jacuzzi...and that's relaxing in a ja-goo-zzi!
(Mr. Messy pulls down a lever on the tube and goo squirts out of the tube and onto Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Blech! Gross!
Mr. Messy: That's why I created, "Mr. Messy's House of Goo!"
(Little Miss Helpful picks Mr. Quiet up out of the ja-goo-zzi with one hand and the scene transitions to Little Miss Helpful preparing Mr. Quiet for a goo wrap)
Mr. Messy (voice over): Treat yourself to one of our goo wraps!
(Little Miss Helpful starts the goo wrap treatment and wraps Mr. Quiet up with the entire roll of cloth and goo)
Mr. Messy (voice over): Here, helpful staff members will wrap your entire body with cloth and warm goo!
(Mr. Quiet is shown trapped in a ball of cloth and goo)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...kinda hard to breathe!
(The Mr. Quiet ball rolls away. The scene transitions to Little Miss Magic sitting Mr. Quiet down at the snack bar)
Mr. Messy (voice over): At the "House of Goo", we serve all sorts of healthy snacks!
(Little Miss Magic uses her magic to conjure up a goothie)
Mr. Messy (voice over): Like our fresh fruit goothies!
(Mr. Quiet starts drinking the goothie)
Mr. Messy (voice over): Which come in three flavors...
(Little Miss Magic uses her magic to reveal the three disgusting goothie flavors)
Mr. Quiet: (gags)
Mr. Messy: Gunk, junk, and funk!
(Mr. Quiet spits out a fish head and turns green)
Mr. Quiet: Blech! Oh!
(Mr. Quiet passes out while the three blenders with the three flavors turn on and make the goothies. The scene then cuts to Mr. Messy, Little Miss Magic, and Little Miss Helpful riding the goo tubes underneath Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy respectively)
Mr. Messy: So do yourself a favor and come on down to "Mr. Messy's House of Goo!"
(Mr. Messy, Little Miss Magic, and Little Miss Helpful pull the levers down on their goo tubes and squirts goo onto Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy. Mr. Messy jumps down from the tube and stands next to a dazed Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Messy: Because let's face it! If you're looking for something healthy to do, there's nothing better than a little goo!
(A goo tube squirts goo over Mr. Quiet and the screen just before the screen fades to black)
(The next scene takes place at Mr. Fussy's house. Mr. Fussy is waiting for Little Miss Naughty to finish making something important)
Narrator: Over at Mr. Fussy's house, there's not a drop of goo to be found. Well, not yet anyway.
(Little Miss Naughty comes out from a sheet that is covering something she is working on)
Miss Naughty: I'm almost done, Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Fussy: Uh, but Miss Naughty...the guest for my very fancy party will be arriving any minute!
Miss Naughty: Genius...cannot be rushed!
(Little Miss Naughty goes back under the sheet)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! You're right! I-I just want everything to be perfect! I'm being named "Host of the Year" you know.
(Little Miss Naughty pops up behind Mr. Fussy with a remote in her hand)
Miss Naughty: All finished!
(Mr. Fussy turns around and jumps upon being startled)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
(Little Miss Naughty removes the sheet from the thing she was working on. It is revealed to be a fountain of Mr. Fussy as a mermaid)
Mr. Fussy: How perfectly lovely!
Miss Naughty: Here is the remote control. Let me show you how it works. This button turns on the water!
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the blue button on the remote and water comes out of the Mr. Fussy fountain)
Miss Naughty: And this button...turns on the lights!
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the yellow button on the remote and lights around the fountain turn on)
Mr. Fussy: Could it get any better?
Miss Naughty: Oh...it will! (laughs evilly)
Mr. Fussy: What does that mean?
Miss Naughty: Oh! Nothing! Have a good time!
(Little Miss Naughty runs off. The doorbell rings)
Mr. Fussy: Ah! My guests!
(Mr. Fussy opens the door and Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Quiet are all outside. Mr. Happy is holding a medal)
Mr. Happy: Well, if it isn't the Host of the Year!
(Everyone walks inside and Mr. Happy puts the medal around Mr. Fussy's neck)
Mr. Happy: Congratulations, Mr. Fussy! Ha-ha!
Mr. Fussy: Oh thank you! Oh thank you! Oh! Please, please! Come in! Welcome...to my humble abode!
(Mr. Happy, Mr. Messy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Quiet marvel over the table display Mr. Fussy put out)
Mr. Quiet, Mr. Messy, Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy: Ooh!
Mr. Fussy: Host of the year! (chuckles happily) I never thought this day would come!
(Mr. Messy walks over to the food on the table)
Mr. Messy: Me either! I'm hungry!
(Mr. Messy grabs one of the sandwiches, throws it up into the air, and catches it in his mouth. Then we see Mr. Quiet grabbing a plate when he sees Little Miss Naughty peeking out from under the table)
Miss Naughty: (chuckles mischievously)
Mr. Quiet: She wasn't invited, was she?
(Little Miss Naughty hides under the table as Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy walk by)
Mr. Fussy: Who would like a refreshing cup of punch?
(Little Miss Naughty peeks out from under the table and is once again spotted by Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: There she is again! Look!
(Little Miss Sunshine looks down and notices something in the ice)
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Are these little flowers in the ice?
Mr. Fussy: Actually, they're strawberries carved into little flowers!
(Mr. Fussy carves a strawberry into a flower and shows it inside an ice cube)
Mr. Fussy: I believe they add a certain flair.
(Mr. Fussy puts the ice cube in Little Miss Sunshine's cup of punch)
Miss Sunshine: I'm never going to have regular ice cubes again!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful idea, Mr. Fussy! (chuckles)
Mr. Fussy: Well, Mr. Happy, no detail is too small when you're voted...Host of the Year.
(The camera zooms out to show everyone around the table)
Mr. Fussy: How about we all step over to the glorious new fountain that Miss Naughty built for me.
(Everyone walks over to the fountain)
Mr. Quiet, Mr. Happy, Mr. Messy, and Miss Sunshine: Ooh!
Mr. Happy: Woah! That's what I call...a fountain!
(Little Miss Naughty tiptoes behind everyone just as Mr. Quiet figures out Little Miss Naughty's plot)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, not good. Very bad in fact.
Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I just can't help myself! (laughs evilly)
(Little Miss Naughty pushes the pink button on the remote. The Mr. Fussy statue turns off and goes down below. A statue of Little Miss Naughty with pitchforks takes it's place)
Mr. Fussy, Mr. Happy, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Goo squirts out of the Little Miss Naughty statue)
Mr. Fussy: Doh! Ooh! No!
(Mr. Fussy gets squirted with green goo)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Stop at once!
(Mr. Fussy runs away. Both Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy get squirted with pink and light green goo respectively)
Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy: Oh!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy stand up. Mr. Happy gets a goo hairstyle that he seems to enjoy. Mr. Messy is still eating his sandwiches when purple and light green goo squirt at him. Mr. Messy doesn't notice and he eats another sandwich that is covered in goo. Mr. Quiet shields himself from some purple goo with a plate)
Mr. Quiet: Huh?
(Three jets of purple goo squirt at Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Gah! Oh!
(Little Miss Naughty continues to push the pink button)
Miss Naughty: (laughs)
Mr. Fussy: Miss Naughty!
(The statue squirts multicolored goo all over Little Miss Naughty)
Miss Naughty: Gah! Why did my goo turn against me?
(Little Miss Naughty runs away. She drops the remote in the process which breaks into thirds and the goo stops squirting out of the statue)
Mr. Happy: While this really was a marvelous party Mr. Fussy, I'm afraid...the goo disqualifies you for Host of the Year.
(Mr. Happy takes the medal off of Mr. Fussy's neck)
Mr. Happy: Maybe next year. (laughs)
Miss Sunshine: Sadness!
Mr. Quiet: (sighs)
(Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Quiet leave while Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Messy: I'd gotta tell ya Mr. Fussy, this was one of the best parties ever! You're still Host of the Year in my eyes!
(Mr. Messy leaves)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
(The scene transitions to the second bumper. Mr. Strong gets his feet stuck in the cinnamon bun goo. Mr. Strong gets an idea. Using all his strength, Mr. Strong lifts the pavement out of the ground. Mr. Strong's feet are still stuck to the cinnamon bun goo but now he can walk around with the stuck pavement used like shoes. Mr. Strong continues on his way)
(The scene opens to the set of "Shazam, That's Good!")
Mr. Happy: It's..."Shazam, That's Good!" With your host...Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Messy comes out from behind the curtain)
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to "Shazam, That's Good!"
(Mr. Messy walks over to his desk)
Mr. Messy: Or should I say..."Shazam, That's Goo!"
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy sitting on the couch)
Audience and Mr. Happy: (laughs)
Mr. Messy: Today's guest has a new music video that I can't wait to see!
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha!
Mr. Messy: So let's give it up for Miss Scary!
(The audience claps and the camera pans over to the curtains but nobody comes out from behind them. Mr. Messy looks puzzled. Little Miss Scary then jumps onto Mr. Messy's desk wearing her purple big-eyed mask. Mr. Messy turns around and sees Little Miss Scary wearing her mask)
Miss Scary: AAHH!
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary jumps down from the desk)
Mr. Messy: That's some scary stuff!
(Mr. Messy drinks some grape juice as Little Miss Scary sits down next to Mr. Happy)
Miss Scary: I'm just getting warmed up!
Mr. Messy: Tell us about your new song!
Miss Scary: Well it's called..."Space Goo!"
(Mr. Happy and Mr. Messy get startled)
Miss Scary: And it's totally terrifying!
Mr. Messy: I'm already shaking in my boots!
Mr. Happy: (chuckles)
(Mr. Happy runs away and the TV monitor lowers down)
Mr. Messy: So here it is! Miss Scary's new music video, "Space Goo!"
[Space Goo plays with the screen zooming in on the planets before approaching Miss Scary's spaceship. The scene later fades in to show Miss Scary wearing her space queen costume along with two aliens]
Miss Scary: 🎵This evil space queen had a plan
To scare every Little Miss and Mr. Men.🎵
Miss Scary: Ahhhhh! 🎵 She knew just what she had to do
Send a space pod full of wicked space goo!
Uh-oh! You're out of luck
When your legs and arms get stuck
There's no running or even rescue
When the space goo's come to get you.🎵
Miss Scary (as goo): Ha ha!
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 Have you heard about this goo that's taking over the town? 🎵
(The scene changes to Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine stuck in the goo)
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, Miss Sunshine: [and faintly Miss Scary]🎵 That's the goo! That's the goo! 🎵
(In a split screen, the goo is shown engulfing the streets of Dillydale and Mr. Funny)
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 It ate up all the streets and even swallowed a clown.🎵
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine: 🎵 It's the goo! It's the goo!🎵
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵 It's looking really, really bad for our neighborhood.🎵
Mr. Noisy, Mr. Bump, and Miss Sunshine: 🎵 That's the goo! That's the goo!🎵
(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown trapped in a goo bubble)
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵I've had a funny feeling the this goo's up to no good.🎵
(Little Miss Scary's spaceship lands on the ground away from the goo)
Everybody: Ahhhhh!
Miss Scary: Ha ha! 🎵 The space queen came to Earth and she won. 🎵
(Little Miss Scary and the aliens exit the spaceship)
Miss Scary: (snorts) Ha ha!
Miss Scary: 🎵 By gunking up the streets and gooing everyone! 🎵
Miss Scary: It's fantastic!
Miss Scary: Ha ha! 🎵Ha ha! You're out of luck!
Thanks to me now everyone is stuck!
There's no running or even rescue
Now that my space goo's come to get you!🎵
(Space Goo ends and we return to the set of "Shazam, That's Good")
Mr. Messy: I give that video five....stinky gooey socks!
(Five stinky gooey socks appear above Mr. Messy's head)
Miss Scary: Sweet!
(Little Miss Scary jumps onto the top of the couch)
Miss Scary: You know what's even better than five stinky gooey socks?
(Little Miss Scary goes behind the couch)
Mr. Messy: I don't know! What?
(The spaceship from the "Space Goo" music video crashes through the wall and is being piloted by the two aliens from the "Space Goo" music video. Little Miss Scary comes out from behind the couch wearing her space queen costume)
Miss Scary: Five tons of stinky, sticky goo!
(The aliens squirt goo out form the ship all over Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy surfaces extremely happy)
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about!
(The aliens come out of the ship and start dancing)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
Mr. Messy: Join me again next week! For "Shazam, That's Good!"
(The scene transitions to the third bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain gets his feet stuck in the cinnamon bun goo. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his feet as if they were shoes and reveals more realistic feet underneath and continues on his way)
(The scene transitions to Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle wearing hazmat suits and cleaning up the goo from Mr. Nervous' house with Mr. Nervous watching from inside)
Narrator: And so you see, goo can be a really be quite a bother here in Dillydale.
(The camera moves over to Mr. Bump and the goo puddle his car skid through earlier. Mr. Bump's arms and legs are in casts as a result of the lamppost falling on top of him at the beginning of the episode. He is guiding a street cleaner machine (driven by Little Miss Whoops) to clean up the goo)
Narrator: But the Mr. Men and Little Misses take such mishaps in strive!
(Little Miss Whoops cleans up the goo but does not notice Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Bump drops his crutches and tries to run away, but he gets sucked into the street cleaner machine. The scene transitions back to Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy's bathroom is now clean and he is ready to finally take his bath)
Narrator: After all...with just a little cleaning, everything is back to normal!
(Mr. Grumpy squeezes his rubber duckie and turns on his shower. But instead of water, goo squirts out from the nozzle. Covering a shocked Mr. Grumpy head to toe in goo)
Narrator: Well...almost normal.
[The screen fades to black and the episode ends]