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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big brown screen comes up with "Hats" written on it with a top hat, a baseball cap, a sombrero, who created the episode underneath, and the sound tap shoes, the sound of construction equipment, and the sound of a baseball hitting the bat are heard)
Audience (voice over): Yay!
(The episode begins with the screen split into four quadrants. Mr. Bounce is in quadrant 1, Mr. Strong is in quadrant 2, Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are in quadrant 3, and Little Miss Giggles is in quadrant 4)
Narrator: Ah, hats.
(The screen zooms in on quadrant 4. Little Miss Giggles tries on a beanie hat. She spins the little propeller on top and looks at herself in a hand held mirror)
Narrator: It's not unusual to see Mr. Men and Little Misses wearing a hat.
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants before zooming in on quadrant 3. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are wearing tall winter hats. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small trade their hats. Mr. Small's hat is now too big and Mr. Nosey's hat is now too small)
Narrator: They wear them to keep warm,
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants before zooming in on quadrant 2. Mr. Strong tries on a sombrero)
Narrator: As protection from the sun,
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants)
Narrator: Or simply, to be stylish!
(Mr. Strong breaks the fourth wall by punching into Mr. Bounce's quadrant. This causes Mr. Bounce to bounce out of his quadrant and all across the screen. Much to everyone else's concern)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the frame. The scene cuts to Mr. Bounce bouncing passed Little Miss Magic's Hat Shop. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Chatterbox have just arrived and enter the store)
Narrator: Fortunately...for those in need of a new hat, there is Miss Magic's Hat Shop!
(The scene cut inside Little Miss Magic's Hat Shop)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I am so glad you asked me to come with you to buy a hat, Mr. Fussy! I really like shopping for hats! Oh! And mittens! And hair ribbons! I heart hair ribbons! But hat shopping is fun too!
Mr. Fussy: I welcome your opinion, Miss Chatterbox. It is important that I pick just the right hat.
(Little Miss Magic appears out of a cloud of magic smoke)
Miss Magic: Ooh! (coughs)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Hello, Miss Magic! I love it when you do that! I wish I were magic too.
Miss Magic: Hello! Welcome to Miss Magic's Hat Shop! I expect your here for a hat!
(Little Miss Magic winks at Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: I certainly am, Miss Magic. But, um, where are all your hats?
Miss Magic: Oh, I make a special hat for each customer! That way, it really shows off your personality!
(Little Miss Magic takes off her hat to explain her point)
Miss Magic: For example, mine has a red lining. Because I like red!
(A rabbit magically jumps out of Little Miss Magic's hat)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! You like rabbits too! Kind of goes with being magic. I wonder what it's like to be magic?
Mr. Fussy: Miss Magic, I would like a hat which is just like me. Neat, tidy, always on time, and charming. And of course, no rabbits!
Miss Magic: Ooh! Coming right up!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and prepares her spell)
Miss Magic: Lickety-split and Lickety-splat, bring Mr. Fussy his own special hat!
(The faint sound of a horse whinnying is heard. Little Miss Magic waves her wand and a cowboy hat appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Miss Magic: Yee-haw! Ride 'em high, Mr. Fussy! You look quite the cowboy! Heh!
(Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror. Mr. Fussy walks back over to Little Miss Magic and Little Miss Chatterbox)
Mr. Fussy: Miss Magic, while it's a lovely...and large hat...I'm afraid I am not too comfortable with the cowboy look.
Miss Magic: Oh! (chuckles) No problem!
(Little Miss Magic winks at Mr. Fussy)
Miss Magic: I've got another idea!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and prepares her spell)
Miss Magic: Hippity-gee and hippity-gussy, bring me a hat that suits Mr. Fussy!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and strange hat that is a combination of a grandfather clock and cleaning brushes appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
Miss Magic: (giggles) Isn't it amazing?
(The brushes move further down onto Mr. Fussy's head and start brushing the sides of his head)
Mr. Fussy: No! It's annoying!
(Mr. Fussy grabs the brushes to get them to stop brushing his head)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) This one is so you! It cleans, it tells the time, it's grand! Well, it's grandfather clock. Yes! It's perfect!
Mr. Fussy: Please, Miss Magic. I just want a nice hat! With a small brim, and perhaps...a jaunty feather!
Miss Magic: Oh! Why didn't you say so?
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Za-ra-zee!
(A bird's nest appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Bird: (squawks)
Mr. Fussy: (screams) What is a bird's nest doing on my head?
Miss Chatterbox: Um...(giggles)...Mr. Fussy, it's called fashion. It's totally you.
Bird: (squawks) Totally you!
Mr. Fussy: I just want a simple hat that flatters me!
(Mr. Fussy walks back to Little Miss Magic)
Miss Magic: (chuckles) Alright there. I can see I went too far with the feathers! Here you go! Za-ra-zee!
(A nice hat with a small brim and a teal feather appears on Mr. Fussy's head. Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror and is very pleased)
Mr. Fussy: (chuckles) It's so perfect...I may weep with joy!
(Mr. Fussy walks back over to Little Miss Magic)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Thank you, Miss Magic!
Miss Magic: Sometimes, my magic surprises even me!
(Little Miss Magic disappears in a cloud of magical smoke. Mr. Fussy takes his hat off and looks inside)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) And it's lined with magenta silk! And just look at the jaunty feather, Miss Chatterbox!
(Mr. Fussy puts his hat back on his head)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
Mr. Fussy: Oh?
(An egg appears on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Mr. Fussy: Hm?
Miss Chatterbox: Now you have an egg on you head. And it's magenta too! Just like the inside of your hat. What a coincidence.
(Mr. Fussy takes the egg off his head and puts his hat back on.)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
(Two eggs appear on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Mr. Fussy: Ey!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Wow, now you have two eggs on your head.
Mr. Fussy: Ugh!
Miss Chatterbox: That's funny. Well, maybe not ha-ha funny, but-
(Mr. Fussy takes the eggs off his head and puts his hat back on.)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
(Three eggs appear on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Now there's three! (giggles) Okay now THAT is ha-ha funny!
(Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror and is upset to find that his hat lays eggs.)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
(Mr. Fussy tries to run out of the store only to bump into Little Miss Whoops)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh!
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(All six eggs break onto Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh!
Miss Whoops: Hey! What's with the eggs? I thought this was a hat shop?
(The screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trying on an inflatable hat that he blows up. It pops and deflates but Mr. Scatterbrain still likes it. The next scene shows Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Nervous (the latter wearing a hat) pulling up to Little Miss Sunshine's house to pick her up for a drive)
Narrator: On days like this, it's nice to go for a drive in a convertible. Provided, of course, you protect your head from the sun of course.
(Little Miss Sunshine gets in the car and sits next to Mr. Stubborn in the passenger seat)
Miss Sunshine: Hello, Mr. Stubborn.
(Little Miss Sunshine notices Mr. Nervous' hat)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh! I like your hat, Mr. Nervous!
Mr. Nervous: Thank you, Miss Sunshine. Ooh, the sun can give you hideous, horrible sunburn if you're not careful!
Miss Sunshine: That's why I brought a hat too!
(Little Miss Sunshine puts on a lovely bonnet)
Mr. Stubborn: Yes. Good idea!
(Mr. Stubborn puts on a large blue hat that covers his eyes)
Mr. Stubborn: Seatbelt on! I always insist on safety!
(Mr. Nervous and Little Miss Sunshine buckle up)
Miss Sunshine: Oh, Mr. Stubborn! I think your hat is too big.
Mr. Stubborn: Don't be silly, Miss Sunshine!
(Mr. Stubborn shakes his head to see and the hat slides down over his eyes again)
Mr. Stubborn: This hat is a perfect fit!
(Mr. Stubborn hacks the car into Little Miss Sunshine's letterbox)
Mr. Stubborn: How did that letterbox get there?
Miss Sunshine: Oh, it's always been there. You probably just didn't see it cause your hat was in your eyes.
Mr. Stubborn: This hat is not in my eyes!
(Mr. Stubborn drives onto the road. Almost crashing into Mr. Fussy's car in the process. Mr. Fussy honks his car horn in retaliation. The scene cuts to Mr. Stubborn swerving on the road)
Mr. Nervous: Um, Mr. Stubborn, I don't mean to pry but, can you see where you're going?!
Mr. Stubborn: Of course I can!
(Mr. Stubborn almost crashes head first into Mr. Strong. Mr. Strong swerves out of the way at the last second)
Mr. Strong: Watch!
(Mr. Stubborn almost crashes head first into Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet swerves out of the way at the last second. Mr. Nervous takes Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head and throws it behind him)
Mr. Stubborn: Where is my hat?
Mr. Nervous: Oh look! Uh, pretty flowers!
Mr. Stubborn: The wind must've taken my hat.
Mr. Nervous: Look on the bright side, now you can see where you're going!
Mr. Stubborn: And get sunburnt?
(Mr. Stubborn puts on another large hat that blocks his eyes)
Mr. Stubborn: I don't think so!
(Mr. Stubborn starts driving in the middle of the road. As in where the left and right lanes meet)
Miss Sunshine: (screams) Mr. Stubborn, look out!
Mr. Nervous: Oh-ho!
(Mr. Stubborn continues to drive recklessly due to not being able to see)
Mr. Nervous: D'oh! Why did I agree to come on this drive of doom?
(Mr. Nervous takes Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head and throws it behind him. Mr. Stubborn puts on another large hat that covers his eyes. Mr. Nervous tries again but Mr. Stubborn puts on yet another large hat that covers his eyes. Mr. stubborn reaches the end of the road and drives through a fence that leads through a cow pasture)
Mr. Nervous: N-n-n-no! No! Wrong way! Hat! Too! Big!
Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Nervous, why can't you be more like Miss Sunshine? You don't hear her complaining!
(Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her ears and closing her eyes tightly)
Miss Sunshine: (muffled screams)
(Mr. Stubborn's car zooms passed cows)
Mr. Nervous: Oh no! Cows!
(Little Miss Sunshine gets excited)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh! I love cows! Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!
(A bull starts chasing after Mr. Stubborn's red car)
Bull: (bellows)
(Mr. Nervous starts talking into his tape recorder/diary)
Mr. Nervous: Uh! "Dear Diary, I am staring into the eyes of a very angry bull! I don't know how this is going to end, but my guess is...GOODBYE!!"
(Mr. Stubborn's car manages to outrun the bull)
Miss Sunshine: (gasps and screams) Mr. Stubborn, watch out for the ducks!
Mr. Stubborn: What ducks?
(Mr. Stubborn is shown driving in the path of a mother duck and her ducklings)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
Ducks: (quacking)
(Mr. Stubborn turns left and avoids the ducks but he ends up driving his car off a dock and into the water)
Mr. Stubborn: Look what you made me do! This outing is over! Go away!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Nervous swim away. Mr. Stubborn's car sinks into the water. A flock of ducks flies down and one of them snatches Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head)
Ducks: (quacking)
Mr. Stubborn: Give me back that hat you crafty duck!
(The scene fades to a bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his hat and pushes a button on a remote. A jetpack-like hat flies onto Mr. Scatterbrain's head. Mr. Scatterbrain pushes the button again and the hat flies Mr. Scatterbrain all across the room before flying up and out through the ceiling. The bumper transitions to the next scene which begins with Mr. Grumpy arriving at the Dillydale Supermarket)
Narrator: It's "Hat Day" over at Dillydale Supermarket!
(Mr. Grumpy is first in line and tries to open the doors but the doors are locked)
Narrator: Which means that, whoever wears the best hat, has a chance at winning a prize!
(Mr. Grumpy looks up at his hat with confidence)
Narrator: And Mr. Grumpy wants that prize!
(Mr. Tickle arrives next and walks behind Mr. Grumpy wearing a Viking hat)
Mr. Tickle: Good morning, Mr. Grumpy! I see you got up bright and early for "Hat Day" too!
Mr. Grumpy: Never too early for the chance to win that pipe organ.
(The camera pans over to the left to show the pipe organ. The pipe organ plays a few musical notes)
Mr. Tickle: I hope my Viking hat wins!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't fool yourself, Mr. Tickle. When it comes to best hat contests, this baby can't be beat!
(Mr. Rude (who is wearing a hat with feathers on top of it) walks over and cuts in front of the line)
Mr. Grumpy: What do you think you're doing, Mr. Rude?
Mr. Rude: What does it look like? I am preparing to win that pipe organ!
Mr. Grumpy: Dream on!
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey join the group. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are each wearing a pirate hat. Mr. Small is wearing a captain's hat while Mr. Nosey is wearing a artilleryman hat)
Mr. Small: Good tidings, fellow hat wearers!
Mr. Grumpy: You're all wasting your time! This hat of mine is guaranteed to be the winner!
Mr. Tickle: I think you need a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but is stopped by Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Do it and I'll pull your horns off.
Mr. Tickle: (gulps)
Mr. Small: We'll take a tickle. Won't we, Mr. Nosey.
Mr. Nosey: Never turn down a tickle, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Tickle chases Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small around as he tickles them)
Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Rude: Amateurs. Clearly they do not want that pipe organ as much as us.
Mr. Grumpy: Ha-har! Clearly.
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Grumpy glare at each other)
Mr. Grumpy: You look like a giant parrot in that hat!
Mr. Rude: And you look like a giant bore.
Mr. Grumpy: Yes? Well, this hat is gonna win!
Mr. Rude: No! This hat is going to win!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey spin around as Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Rude: Watch the feathers!
(Mr. Grumpy moves in front of Mr. Rude and reclaims his spot in line)
Mr. Rude: No pushing!
Mr. Grumpy: I was here first!
(Mr. Happy walks out. When Mr. Happy opens the door, he unintentionally hits Mr. Rude and Mr. Rude gets squished between the wall and the door)
Mr. Happy: Hello to all you early birds who showed up for "Hat Day"!
(Mr. Happy realizes that Mr. Grumpy is the only on there due to Mr. Rude being squished between the wall and the door)
Mr. Happy: Or in this case, one early bird! (laughs)
Mr. Grumpy: The early bird gets the pipe organ! Hand it over.
Mr. Happy: One minute, Mr. Grumpy. I'm going to have to judge if your hat is indeed the best hat!
Mr. Rude (from behind the door): It's not! Mine is!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey pass by with Mr. Tickle still tickling Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Happy: What's this? I'm seeing hats, hats, hats!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't bother, Mr. Happy. Just give me the prize.
Mr. Rude (from behind the door): No!
(Mr. Rude frees himself from behind the door knocks everyone, except Mr. Grumpy, down. In the process, Mr. Rude knocks Mr. Tickle's Viking hat off his head and the feathers come off his own hat)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (laughing)
(The Viking hat and feathers then land on Mr. Grumpy's head)
Mr. Grumpy: Huh? Ooh.
(Everyone else gets up a little dazed but okay)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful way to start the day! Ha-ha!
(Mr. Happy sees the hat on Mr. Grumpy's head)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Bravo, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Huh?
(Mr. Happy walks over to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Happy: Now THAT is truly a winning hat!
Mr. Grumpy: What!? No this cockamamie hat isn't mine!
Mr. Tickle: Hey! That's my Viking hat!
Mr. Rude: And those are my feathers!
Mr. Happy: That may be, but there on Mr. Grumpy's head, so I'm declaring him...the winner!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh quelle surprise!
(The screen zooms out to show a content Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey. Since we're sporting such stylish hats, how about we stroll down the avenue?
Mr. Nosey: Right behind you, little friend!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave as Mr. Happy pushes the pipe organ outside)
Mr. Happy: Here you go! One pipe organ! Would you like to say a few words?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes. Goodbye.
(Mr. Grumpy starts pushing the pipe organ away when he notices Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude sad that they lost the contest despite their hats winning)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! If you two are gonna sulk, we can share the prize.
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude cheer up)
Mr. Tickle: Yay! This calls for a tickle!
Mr. Grumpy: No!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: (laughs)
Mr. Tickle: (chuckles)
(Mr. Rude walks passed the two and pushes the pipe organ out of the way)
Mr. Rude: Watch it! You'll break the organ! You nincompoops!
(The screen fades to black. The scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his hat and puts on a sponge. Mr. Scatterbrain waters the sponge and it turns into the hat. The hat continues to grow until it becomes too heavy for Mr. Scatterbrain and squishes him down to the floor. The hat then grows flowers. The bumper transitions to the next scene which shows Mr. Grump[y playing his pipe organ at Mr. Rude's house and Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle dancing to the music while wearing their hats from the previous segment)
Narrator: And so, at one time or another, almost everyone in Dillydale wears a hat!
(The scene pans outside where Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are riding their tandem bike while hats from the previous segment. They pass Little Miss Magic and raise their hats as they pedal by)
Narrator: In fact, some Mr. Men and Little Misses wear more than one!
(Little Miss Magic raises her hat to reveal another one underneath. Then, she raises that hat to reveal a rabbit wearing a hat underneath. Then the rabbit raises its hat. Then the scene cuts outside of Little Miss Magic's Hat shop where Mr. Messy is doing some dumpster diving)
Narrator: And for those who don't wear a hat at all...
(Mr. Messy finds the hat Mr. Fussy received in the first segment. More specifically, the hat that lays eggs. Mr. Messy takes the hat out of the trash and an egg falls out of it)
Narrator: It's never too late to start!
(Mr. Messy puts the hat on his head. Egg yolk drips down his face but Mr. Messy being Mr. Messy doesn't mind. Mr. Messy walks away as the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big brown screen comes up with "Hats" written on it with a top hat, a baseball cap, a sombrero, who created the episode underneath, and the sound tap shoes are heard)
Audience (voice over): Yay!
(The episode begins with the screen split into four quadrants. Mr. Bounce is in quadrant 1, Mr. Strong is in quadrant 2, Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are in quadrant 3, and Little Miss Giggles is in quadrant 4)
Narrator: Ah, hats.
(The screen zooms in on quadrant 4. Little Miss Giggles tries on a beanie hat. She spins the little propeller on top and looks at herself in a hand held mirror)
Narrator: It's not unusual to see the Mr. Men and Little Misses wearing a hat.
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants before zooming in on quadrant 3. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are wearing tall winter hats. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small trade their hats. Mr. Small's hat is now too big and Mr. Nosey's hat is now too small)
Narrator: They wear them to keep warm...
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants before zooming in on quadrant 2. Mr. Strong tries on a sombrero)
Narrator: As protection from the sun...
(The screens zooms out to show all 4 quadrants)
Narrator: Or simply, to be stylish!
(Mr. Strong breaks the fourth wall by punching into Mr. Bounce's quadrant. This causes Mr. Bounce to bounce out of his quadrant and all across the screen. Much to everyone else's concern)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the frame. The scene cuts to Mr. Bounce bouncing passed Little Miss Magic's Hat Shop. Mr. Fussy and Little Miss Chatterbox have just arrived and enter the store)
Narrator: Fortunately...for those in need of a new hat, there is Miss Magic's Hat Shop!
(The scene cut inside Little Miss Magic's Hat Shop)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I am so glad you asked me to come with you to buy a hat, Mr. Fussy! I really like shopping for hats! Oh! And mittens! And hair ribbons! I heart hair ribbons! But hat shopping is fun too!
Mr. Fussy: I welcome your opinion, Miss Chatterbox. It is important that I pick just the right hat.
(Little Miss Magic appears out of a cloud of magic smoke)
Miss Magic: Ooh! (coughs)
Miss Chatterbox: Ah! Hey, Miss Magic! I love it when you do that! I wish I were magic too.
Miss Magic: Hello! Welcome to Miss Magic's Hat Shop! I guess your here for a hat!
(Little Miss Magic winks at Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: I certainly am, Miss Magic. But, uh, where are all your hats?
Miss Magic: Oh, I make them special for each customer! That way it really shows off your personality!
(Little Miss Magic takes off her hat to explain her point)
Miss Magic: For example, mine has a red lining. Because I like red!
(A rabbit magically jumps out of Little Miss Magic's hat)
Mr. Fussy: Doh!
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! I guess you like rabbits too! Kind of goes with being magic. I wonder what it's like to be magic?
Mr. Fussy: Miss Magic, I would like a hat which is just like me. Neat, tidy, always on time, and charming. And of course, no rabbits!
Miss Magic: Ooh! Coming right up!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and prepares her spell)
Miss Magic: Lickety-split and Lickety-splat, bring Mr. Fussy his own special hat!
(The faint sound of a horse whinnying is heard. Little Miss Magic waves her wand and a cowboy hat appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Miss Magic: Yee-haw! Ride 'em high, Mr. Fussy! (giggles) Get along little doggies!
(Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror. Mr. Fussy walks back over to Little Miss Magic and Little Miss Chatterbox)
Mr. Fussy: Miss Magic, while it's a lovely...and large hat...I'm afraid I am not too comfortable with the cowboy look.
Miss Magic: Oh! (chuckles) No problem!
(Little Miss Magic winks at Mr. Fussy)
Miss Magic: I've got another idea!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and prepares her spell)
Miss Magic: Hippity-gee and hippity-gussy, bring me a hat that suits Mr. Fussy!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand and strange hat that is a combination of a grandfather clock and cleaning brushes appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: Dah!
Miss Magic: Ha! Isn't it amazing?
(The brushes move further down onto Mr. Fussy's head and start brushing the sides of his head)
Mr. Fussy: (annoyed noises)
(Mr. Fussy grabs the brushes to get them to stop brushing his head)
Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) This one is so you! It cleans, it tells time, it's grand! Well, it's grandfather clock. Yep! It's a keeper!
Mr. Fussy: Please, Miss Magic. I just want a nice hat! With a small brim, and perhaps...a jaunty feather!
Miss Magic: Ho! Why didn't you say so?
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Za-da-zee!
(A bird's nest appears on Mr. Fussy's head)
Bird: (squawks)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! What's a bird's nest doing on my head?
Miss Chatterbox: Um...Mr. Fussy, it's called fashion. It's totally you.
Bird: (squawks) Totally you!
Mr. Fussy: I just want a simple hat that looks good on me!
(Mr. Fussy walks back to Little Miss Magic)
Miss Magic: (chuckles) Alright there. I can see I went too far with the feathers! Here you go! Za-da-zee!
(A nice hat with a small brim and a teal feather appears on Mr. Fussy's head. Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror and is very pleased)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! (chuckles) It's so perfect...I may weep with joy!
(Mr. Fussy walks back over to Little Miss Magic)
Mr. Fussy: Thank you, Miss Magic!
Miss Magic: Sometimes, my magic surprises even me!
(Little Miss Magic disappears in a cloud of magical smoke. Mr. Fussy takes his hat off and looks inside)
Mr. Fussy: And it's lined with magenta silk! Oh! Just look at the craftsmanship, Miss Chatterbox!
(Mr. Fussy puts his hat back on his head)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
(An egg appears on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Miss Chatterbox: Now you have an egg on you head. (chuckles) And it's magenta too! Just like the inside of your hat. What a coincidence.
(Mr. Fussy takes the egg off his head and puts his hat back on.)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
(Two eggs appear on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Wow, now you have two eggs on your head. That's funny. Well, maybe not ha-ha funny, but-
(Mr. Fussy takes the eggs off his head and puts his hat back on.)
Chicken (voiceover): (clucking)
(Three eggs appear on Mr. Fussy's head upon raising his hat)
Miss Chatterbox: (gasps) Now there's three! (giggles) Okay now THAT is ha-ha funny!
(Mr. Fussy looks at himself in the mirror and is upset to find that his hat lays eggs.)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
(Mr. Fussy tries to run out of the store only to bump into Little Miss Whoops)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(All six eggs break onto Mr. Fussy's head)
Miss Whoops: Hey! What's with all the eggs? I thought this was a hat shop?
(The screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown trying on an inflatable hat that he blows up. It pops and deflates but Mr. Scatterbrain still likes it)
(The scene cuts to a commercial for "Little Miss Helpful's Super Strong Hat Glue)
Miss Helpful: I'm Miss Helpful! Here to tell you about a product that will change your life!
(The camera pans over to Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle is chasing Little Miss Sunshine in an effort to try and tickle her)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(The wind carries Mr. Tickle's hat away)
Mr. Tickle: Oh! Oh no, my hat!
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Holding onto your hat on a windy day can be a real challenge.
(Little Miss Helpful walks over holding Mr. Tickle's hat and is applying glue around the hat's rim)
Miss Helpful: But with a little dab of my Super Strong Hat Glue...
(Little Miss Helpful places Mr. Tickle's hat to Mr. Tickle's head)
Miss Helpful: Your hat is stuck on your head and your hands are free for doing other things!
(Little Miss Helpful turns on a giant fan to demonstrate how strong the glue is. Mr. Tickle struggles to resist the wind but his hat stays on his head)
Mr. Tickle: (grunting)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Now that's a super strong glue!
(Mr. Tickle touches his head and both of his hands get stuck thanks to the hat glue)
Mr. Tickle: My hands are stuck to my hat!
Miss Helpful: See what I mean?
(The scene transitions to crows perched on a scarecrow)
Crows: (cawing)
(Mr. Grumpy is shown working in a nearby cornfield. A crow flies by and snatches Mr. Grumpy's hat)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Crows are famous for stealing hats.
Mr. Grumpy: Tell me about it.
(Little Miss Helpful walks over holding Mr. Grumpy's hat and applies glue around the hat's rim)
Miss Helpful: But with a little dab of my Super Strong Hat Glue...they won't have a chance!
(Little Miss Helpful places Mr. Grumpy's hat to Mr. Grumpy's head. A crow flies over and tries to snatch Mr. Grumpy's hat but is unable to do so)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): See what I mean?
(The crow whistles and a whole flock of crows land on Mr. Grumpy, flap their wings, and carry Mr. Grumpy away)
Mr. Grumpy: Put me down! You rotten crows!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Helpful holding a can of Hat Glue Remover)
Miss Helpful: And if you call now, I'll include my Super Strong Hat Glue Remover.
(Little Miss Helpful uses her Hat Glue Remover on Mr. Tickle's hat. Freeing his hands from his hat in the process.)
Mr. Tickle: Yay! (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: (laughs)
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful.
(Little Miss Helpful winks at the camera as the screen fades to black)
(The next scene shows Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Nervous (the latter wearing a hat) pulling up to Little Miss Sunshine's house to pick her up for a drive)
Narrator: On days like this, it's nice to go for a drive in a convertible. Provided you protect your head from the sun of course.
(Little Miss Sunshine gets in the car and sits next to Mr. Stubborn in the passenger seat)
Miss Sunshine: Hello, Mr. Stubborn.
(Little Miss Sunshine notices Mr. Nervous' hat)
Miss Sunshine: Oh! I like your hat, Mr. Nervous!
Mr. Nervous: Thank you, Miss Sunshine. Ooh, the sun can give you a hideous, horrible sunburn if you're not careful!
Miss Sunshine: That's why I brought a hat too!
(Little Miss Sunshine puts on a lovely bonnet)
Mr. Stubborn: Yes. Good idea!
(Mr. Stubborn puts on a large blue hat that covers his eyes)
Mr. Stubborn: Buckle up! I always insist on safety!
(Mr. Nervous and Little Miss Sunshine buckle up)
Miss Sunshine: Oh, Mr. Stubborn! I think your hat is too big.
Mr. Stubborn: Don't be silly, Miss Sunshine!
(Mr. Stubborn shakes his head to see and the hat slides down over his eyes again)
Mr. Stubborn: This hat is a perfect fit!
(Mr. Stubborn hacks the car into Little Miss Sunshine's mailbox)
Mr. Stubborn: How did that mailbox get there?
Miss Sunshine: Oh, it's always been there. You probably didn't see it cause your hat was in your eyes.
Mr. Stubborn: This hat is not in my eyes!
(Mr. Stubborn drives onto the road. Almost crashing into Mr. Fussy's car in the process. Mr. Fussy honks his car horn in retaliation. The scene cuts to Mr. Stubborn swerving on the road)
Mr. Nervous: Ah! Mr. Stubborn, I don't mean to pry but can you see where you're going?
Mr. Stubborn: Of course I can!
(Mr. Stubborn almost crashes head first into Mr. Strong. Mr. Strong swerves out of the way at the last second. Mr. Stubborn almost crashes head first into Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet swerves out of the way at the last second. Mr. Nervous takes Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head and throws it behind him)
Mr. Stubborn: Where's my hat?
Mr. Nervous: Ooh! Look! Pretty flowers!
Mr. Stubborn: The wind must've taken my hat.
Mr. Nervous: Look on the bright side, now you can see where you're going!
Mr. Stubborn: And get a sunburn?
(Mr. Stubborn puts on another large hat that blocks his eyes)
Mr. Stubborn: I don't think so!
(Mr. Stubborn starts driving in the middle of the road. As in where the left and right lanes meet)
Miss Sunshine: (screams) Mr. Stubborn, look out!
(Mr. Stubborn continues to drive recklessly due to not being able to see)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Why did I agree to come on this drive of doom?
(Mr. Nervous takes Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head and throws it behind him. Mr. Stubborn puts on another large hat that covers his eyes. Mr. Nervous tries again but Mr. Stubborn puts on yet another large hat that covers his eyes. Mr. stubborn reaches the end of the road and drives through a fence that leads through a cow pasture)
Mr. Nervous: N-n-no! No! Wrong way! Hat! Too! Big!
Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Nervous, why can't you be more like Miss Sunshine? You don't hear her complaining!
(Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her ears and closing her eyes tightly. Mr. Stubborn's car zooms passed cows)
Mr. Nervous: Geh! Oh no! Cows!
(Little Miss Sunshine gets excited)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh! I love cows! Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!
(A bull starts chasing after Mr. Stubborn's red car)
Bull: (bellows)
(Mr. Nervous starts talking into his tape recorder/diary)
Mr. Nervous: Geh! "Dear Diary, I am staring into the eyes of a very angry bull! I don't know how this is going to end, but my guess is...geh...GOODBYE!!"
(Mr. Stubborn's car manages to outrun the bull)
Miss Sunshine: (gasps and screams) Mr. Stubborn, watch out for the ducks!
Mr. Stubborn: What ducks?
(Mr. Stubborn is shown driving in the path of a mother duck and her ducklings)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
Ducks: (quacking)
(Mr. Stubborn turns left and avoids the ducks but he ends up driving his car off a dock and into the water)
Mr. Stubborn: Look what you made me do! This car ride is over! Go away!
(Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Nervous swim away. Mr. Stubborn's car sinks into the water. A flock of ducks flies down and one of them snatches Mr. Stubborn's hat off his head)
Ducks: (quacking)
Mr. Stubborn: Give me back that hat you crafty duck!
(The scene fades to a bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his hat and pushes a button on a remote. A jetpack-like hat flies onto Mr. Scatterbrain's head. Mr. Scatterbrain pushes the button again and the hat flies Mr. Scatterbrain all across the room before flying up and out through the ceiling. The bumper transitions to the next scene which begins with Mr. Grumpy arriving at the Dillydale Superstore)
Narrator: It's "Hat Day" over at the Dillydale Superstore!
(Mr. Grumpy is first in line and tries to open the doors but the doors are locked)
Narrator: Which means that, whoever shows up wearing the best hat, has a chance at winning a prize!
(Mr. Grumpy looks up at his hat with confidence)
Narrator: And Mr. Grumpy wants that prize!
(Mr. Tickle arrives next and walks behind Mr. Grumpy wearing a Viking hat)
Mr. Tickle: Good morning, Mr. Grumpy! I see you got up bright and early for "Hat Day" too!
Mr. Grumpy: Never too early for a chance to win that pipe organ.
(The camera pans over to the left to show the pipe organ. The pipe organ plays a few musical notes)
Mr. Tickle: I hope my Viking hat wins!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't fool yourself, Mr. Tickle. When it comes to best hat contests, this baby can't be beat!
(Mr. Rude (who is wearing a hat with feathers on top of it) walks over and cuts in front of the line)
Mr. Grumpy: What do you think you're doing, Mr. Rude?
Mr. Rude: What does it look like? I am preparing to win that pipe organ!
Mr. Grumpy: Dream on.
(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry at Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey join the group. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are each wearing a pirate hat. Mr. Small is wearing a captain's hat while Mr. Nosey is wearing a artilleryman hat)
Mr. Small: Good tidings fellow hat wearers!
Mr. Grumpy: You're all wasting your time! This hat of mine is guaranteed to be the winner!
Mr. Tickle: I think you need a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but is stopped by Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Do it and I'll pull off your horns.
Mr. Small: We'll take a tickle. Won't we, Mr. Nosey.
Mr. Nosey: Never turn down a tickle, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Tickle chases Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small around as he tickles them)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (laughs)
Mr. Rude: Amateurs. Clearly they do not want that pipe organ as much as us.
Mr. Grumpy: (chuckles) Clearly.
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Grumpy glare at each other)
Mr. Grumpy: You look like a giant buzzard in that hat!
Mr. Rude: And you look like a giant bore.
Mr. Grumpy: Yeah? Well this hat is gonna win!
Mr. Rude: No! This hat is going to win!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey spin around as Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (laughs)
Mr. Rude: Watch the feathers!
(Mr. Grumpy moves in front of Mr. Rude and reclaims his spot in line)
Mr. Rude: No cutting in line!
Mr. Grumpy: I was here first!
(Mr. Happy walks out. When Mr. Happy opens the door, he unintentionally hits Mr. Rude and Mr. Rude gets squished between the wall and the door)
Mr. Happy: Hello to all you early birds who showed up for Hat Day!
(Mr. Happy realizes that Mr. Grumpy is the only on there due to Mr. Rude being squished between the wall and the door)
Mr. Happy: Or in this case, one early bird! (laughs)
Mr. Grumpy: The early bird gets the pipe organ! Hand it over.
Mr. Happy: One minute, Mr. Grumpy. I'm going to have to judge if your hat is indeed the best hat!
Mr. Rude (from behind the door): It's not! Mine is!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey pass by with Mr. Tickle still tickling Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey: (laughs)
Mr. Happy: What's this? I'm seeing hats, hats, hats!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't bother, Mr. Happy. Just give me the prize.
Mr. Rude (from behind the door): No!
(Mr. Rude frees himself from behind the door knocks everyone, except Mr. Grumpy, down. In the process, Mr. Rude knocks Mr. Tickle's Viking hat off his head and the feathers come off his own hat. The Viking hat and feathers then land on Mr. Grumpy's head. Everyone else gets up a little dazed but okay)
Mr. Happy: Wonderful way to start the day!
(Mr. Happy sees the hat on Mr. Grumpy's head)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Woah! Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Happy walks over to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Happy: Now THAT is truly a winning hat!
Mr. Grumpy: What!? No this cockamamie hat isn't mine!
Mr. Tickle: Hey! That's my Viking hat!
Mr. Rude: And those are my feathers!
Mr. Happy: That may be but there on Mr. Grumpy's head so I'm declaring him...the winner!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh and that's news?
(The screen zooms out to show a content Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey. Since we're sporting such stylish hats, how about we stroll down the avenue?
Mr. Nosey: Right behind you, buddy boy!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave as Mr. Happy pushes the pipe organ outside)
Mr. Happy: Here you go! One pipe organ! Would you like to say a few words?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes. Goodbye.
(Mr. Grumpy starts pushing the pipe organ away when he notices Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude sad that they lost the contest despite their hats winning)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! If you two are gonna sulk, we can share the prize.
(Mr. Tickle and Mr. Rude cheer up)
Mr. Tickle: Yay! This calls for a tickle!
Mr. Grumpy: No!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: (laughs)
(Mr. Rude walks passed the two and pushes the pipe organ out of the way)
Mr. Rude: Watch it! You'll break the organ! You nincompoops!
(The screen fades to black. The scene transitions to the next bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his hat and puts on a sponge. Mr. Scatterbrain waters the sponge and it turns into the hat. The hat continues to grow until it becomes too heavy for Mr. Scatterbrain and squishes him down to the floor. The hat then grows flowers. The bumper transitions to the next scene which shows Mr. Grump[y playing his pipe organ at Mr. Rude's house and Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle dancing to the music while wearing their hats from the previous segment)
Narrator: And so, at one time or another, almost everyone in Dillydale wears a hat!
(The scene pans outside where Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are riding their tandem bike while hats from the previous segment. They pass Little Miss Magic and raise their hats as they pedal by)
Narrator: In fact, some Mr. Men and Little Misses wear more than one!
(Little Miss Magic raises her hat to reveal another one underneath. Then, she raises that hat to reveal a rabbit wearing a hat underneath. Then the rabbit raises its hat. Then the scene cuts outside of Little Miss Magic's Hat shop where Mr. Messy is doing some dumpster diving)
Narrator: And for those who don't wear a hat at all...
(Mr. Messy finds the hat Mr. Fussy received in the first segment. More specifically, the hat that lays eggs. Mr. Messy takes the hat out of the trash and an egg falls out of it)
Narrator: It's never too late to start!
(Mr. Messy puts the hat on his head. Egg yolk drips down his face but Mr. Messy being Mr. Messy doesn't mind. Mr. Messy walks away as the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)