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Muddle Skating 1675 This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Hobbies." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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UK version[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark blue screen comes up with "Hobbies" written on it with a ship in a bottle and the creators of the episode underneath. The episode begins with Mr. Grumpy carefully trying to make a ship in a bottle)

Narrator: The good people of Dillydale do enjoy...

(A blob of clay hits Mr. Grumpy in the face. This results in Mr. Grumpy breaking his concentration and the whole ship in the bottle falls apart)

Narrator: Their hobbies!

(Mr. Messy is shown making pottery and waving hello to Mr. Grumpy)

Narrator: Be it making pottery...

(Mr. Grumpy throws his ruined ship in a bottle at the clay vase Mr. Messy was making. This destroys the vase, making Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy even as they both destroyed the other's projects. The scene cuts to Little Miss Naughty training three monkeys)

Narrator: Training monkeys...

Monkeys: (chattering)

(The monkeys jump onto Little Miss Naughty's head and face. This results in Little Miss Naughty falling over. The scene cuts to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clog dancing. In the background, Mr. Scatterbrain is fiddling with a marionette while Mr. Grumpy is looking at his ship in a bottle (the ship is now complete))

Narrator: Or even clog dancing.

(Mr. Happy is shown working on a model airplane and Mr. Bump is shown working on a model car)

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses take part in their various hobbies with great enthusiasm!

(Mr. Happy spins the propeller of his model airplane and sends it flying into the air. The screen fades to black and the first scene plays. The scene features Little Miss Whoops wearing a beekeeper hat while Mr. Bump is delivering a huge crate full of bees)

Miss Whoops: Oh, Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump walks into the frame struggling to carry the crate of bees)

Miss Whoops: My very own beehive!

(Mr. Bump starts shaking from the weight)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

Miss Whoops: Just think of all the honey I'll be able to jar!

(Mr. Bump lifts the crate over his head and ends up getting squished by the crate when he can no longer hold the weight)

Mr. Bump (from under the crate): Ow!

(Little Miss Whoops notices Mr. Bump under the crate)

Mr. Bump (from under the crate): Ah!

(Mr. Bump squeezes himself out from under the crate)

Mr. Bump: Nothing like fresh honey, Miss Whoops. But are you sure you know how to tend a beehive? A swarm of bees can be very dangerous!

Miss Whoops: Of course! I'm a trained professional!

(Little Miss Whoops touches the crate and the crate shakes from all the bees)

Bees (from inside the crate): (buzzing)

(Little Miss Whoops walks over to Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump is now fully free from under the crate)

Miss Whoops: Just how many bees are in there?

Mr. Bump: Uh, I didn't stop to count. Uh, Miss Whoops, would you mind not opening the hive until I'm back in my van? And on my way?

Miss Whoops: Of course!

Mr. Bump: (yelps)

(Mr. Bump starts running away from the area as fast as he can)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (hyperventilating)

Miss Whoops (overlap): And thank you!

(Mr. Bump falls down)

Mr. Bump: Woah!

(The camera reveals that Mr. Bump has tripped over Little Miss Whoops' garden hose. Mr. Bump clutches his knee in pain due to hurting it when he fell)

Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! Ah!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump must be gone by now.

(Little Miss Whoops touches the crate with her finger and the top of the crate breaks open and all the bees fly out)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The bees form into the shape of an arrow that's pointing to the left and buzz off in that direction. They fly towards Mr. Bump, who is still clutching his knee in pain as he lies on his back by the hose he tripped over. Mr. Bump sees the bees and gets up, forgetting the pain in his knee)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump runs away as the bees start chasing him)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops picks up her cellphone and makes a call)

Miss Whoops: Hello? Hobby World? I need a new hobby.

(A dial tone is heard as the screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Small how to golf. Little Miss Helpful takes a golf ball out of her fanny pack and puts it on the tee. Mr. Small frowns in annoyance because he doesn't have a club to use. Luckily, Little Miss Helpful gives Mr. Small a golf club just the right size for him. Mr. Small takes the club and hits the ball. Sadly, he doesn't make it far but Little Miss Helpful still scores him for his effort. Dark and light green squares appear on the screen; each with the bee symbol that was shown on the crate Little Miss Whoops received in the last segment. The sound of bees stinging someone is heard in the background. The bees fly across the screen from right to left to transition the scene. The next scene begins with Mr. Grumpy walking past a hobby shop. Mr. Grumpy walks past the window display which has a model ship building kit. This catches Mr. Grumpy's attention and stops in his tracks)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

Mr. Grumpy: Ah!

(In the store, Mr. Scatterbrain is working behind the counter as well as making a model that looks like a rabbit made form pieces of a model airplane. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out the blueprints and looks at them)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...

(The viewers are shown the blueprints for the model which is identical to the model Mr. Scatterbrain has made)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Something doesn't look right here.

(Mr. Scatterbrain lowers the blueprints which confirms to the viewers that he indeed built the model correct. Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the blueprints aside when Mr. Grumpy enters the shop)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy is shown inside the shop)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Hello, Mr. Grumpy.

(Mr. Grumpy walks up to the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Welcome to "Mr. Scatterbrain's Hobby Shop." (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at the model he was working on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wanna help?

Mr. Grumpy: Let me think...no!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, what can I do for you today?

Mr. Grumpy: I wanna buy a model kit.

Mr. Scatterbrain: But you didn't want to help me build my model.

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at his model with his thumb)

Mr. Grumpy: No. I want to do it on my own.

(The camera zooms out to show all the models on display in the shop)

Mr. Grumpy: I'm looking for a model of a ship like the one in the window.

(Mr. Grumpy points at the ship model in the window display)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Absolutely!

(Mr. Scatterbrain shoves his model off the counter, goes underneath the counter, and comes back up with a marionette)

Mr. Scatterbrain: This is the Señor Elle. Isn't he cute?

Mr. Scatterbrain (in a bad Italian accent puppeteering Señor Elle): Ello-a Mr. Grumpy! I'm-a like-a you hat! (chuckles)

Mr. Grumpy: (yelps) You're not a well man, are you? I said I wanted the model of a ship. Not a puppet!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, then, how about this?

(Mr. Scatterbrain goes under the counter and takes out a dome full of rocks)

Mr. Scatterbrain: It's a rock tumbler.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes a button on the top of the dome and the rocks shake around inside the dome)

Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Mmmm!!!

(The rumbling causes everything in the store, including Mr. Grumpy, to shake as well)

Mr. Scatterbrain: You fill it full rocks, set it going, and in a few days your rocks are all...

Mr. Grumpy: WAAAAHHH!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Shiny and pretty.

(Mr. Grumpy falls over. The rock tumbler stops and everything stops shaking. Mr. Grumpy stands back up)

Mr. Grumpy: I do not want a rock tumbler! I want a model kit! Huh-huh! I thought this was a hobby shop?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, it is!

(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs the rock tumbler and runs offscreen to fetch something else)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm.

(Mr. Scatterbrain returns holding a turkey)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Would you like a turkey-plucking kit?

Turkey: (gobbles)

Mr. Grumpy: No!

(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up wearing a macaroni necklace and covered in glue and macaroni)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A make-it-yourself macaroni necklace?

Mr. Grumpy: No!

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown holding a magic wand)

Mr. Scatterbrain: How about...

(Mr. Scatterbrain starts waving the wand around)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Your very own magician's cabinet!

(Mr. Scatterbrain makes the magician's cabinet appear with a wave of his wand)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)

(The cabinet doors open up and Mr. Messy is revealed to be inside it enjoying a sandwich)

Mr. Scatterbrain: So that's where I put Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: Hey, Mr. S! I was starting to think that you'd never bring me back!

Mr. Grumpy: (groans)

Mr. Messy: See ya later!

(Mr. Messy leaves (still in the cabinet). Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye and a fed-up Mr. Grumpy grabs Mr. Scatterbrain by his nose)

Mr. Grumpy: For the last time, all I want is a model like the one in the window!

(Mr. Grumpy points to the window display)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, you mean a big boat!

Mr. Grumpy: Exactly.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Why didn't you say so?

(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves but his nose remains in Mr. Grumpy's hand. Much to Mr. Grumpy's bewilderment)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain returns and puts his nose back on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait right here!

(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves. An engine is heard and Mr. Scatterbrain returns driving a forklift that is carrying a huge life-sized ship building kit)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Here you go!

Mr. Grumpy: Hmm?

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Scatterbrain driving the forklift carrying the enormous kit)

Mr. Scatterbrain: One ship building kit.

(A foghorn is heard. Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to the frustrated Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! That's a real ship! I was looking for a tiny little model...

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, Mr. Grumpy. Here at "Mr. Scatterbrain's Hobby Shop",

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls Mr. Grumpy closer to him)

Mr. Scatterbrain: We like to give you more than what you asked for.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh.

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs back behind the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Will that be cash?

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes a button on the cash register, which makes it ding. Mr. Scatterbrain then takes out a credit card machine)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Or credit card?

(Mr. Grumpy leaves the store; frustrated over his failed attempt to get a model ship building kit)

Mr. Grumpy: (grumbles) I was in a good mood.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Scatterbrain, who is holding a propeller)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait!! You forgot your propeller!

(Mr. Scatterbrain brushes off the failed sale)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh well. (chuckles) Some people....

(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the propeller away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Just aren't boat people.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes the cash register away and takes out the model he was working on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's see. Where was I?

(A plethora of blue circles appear to form Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Poopity poop!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bump's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene is a music video. The video begins with the camera showing various parts of Little Miss Sunshine; first her feet, then the top of her head, then her left and right pigtails. Next, the camera shows Little Miss Sunshine mouth and she gives a big smile; after that, Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her eyes but removes the hand over her left eyes to peek at the viewers. The camera pans down at her feet again. This time, she is tapping her right foot. The camera then shows Little Miss Sunshine from the waist up. Three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Lazy; the bottom rectangle slides in from the right, the top rectangle slides in from the left, and the middle rectangle slides in from the right. After that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Nervous trembling; the top rectangle slides in from the right, the middle rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right,. Following that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Little Miss Whoops in her beekeeper outfit; the middle rectangle slides in from the right, the top rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right,. The camera then zooms out to show Little Miss Whoops fully. Little Miss Scary then rises up and shows the viewers a toy train with train cars that resemble scary monster faces. A train whistle is heard in the background. Shortly after that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Bump being constricted by a snake; the top rectangle slides in from the right, the middle rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right. Then the camera zooms out to show Mr. Bump being crushed by the snake. The scene then cuts to a sky blue background. In front of the background, Mr. Happy holding a microphone and doing some reporting. A monkey appears from the left side of the screen and throws a banana peel at Mr. Happy. The monkey retracts and Mr. Happy smiles. The scene then cuts to a background changing from white to red and back to white again. Mr. Scatterbrain is showing Señor Elle to Mr. Grumpy. The camera then then shows various parts of Little Miss Sunshine again; first her feet, then the top of her head, then her left and right pigtails. Next, the camera shows Little Miss Sunshine mouth and she gives a big smile; after that, Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her eyes but removes the hand over her left eyes to peek at the viewers. The camera pans down at her feet again. This time, she is tapping her right foot. The camera then shows Little Miss Sunshine from the waist up. The music video ends with the sound of Mr. Tickle tickling someone and a plethora of orange circles appearing to form Mr. Tickle. The camera zooms into Mr. Tickle's mouth, revealing the second bumper. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Strong how to golf. Mr. Bounce is also there accompanying Mr. Strong. Little Miss Helpful places the golf ball on top of the tee and hands Mr. Strong his golf club. Mr. Strong not only sends the ball flying, but he accidentally hits Mr. Bounce with his swing and sends him flying too. A car is heard braking while Mr. Bounce bounces offscreen. A car then honks their horn offscreen. Mr. Strong shows concern for his friend as Little Miss Helpful writes down Mr. Strong's score. Several orange and dark orange squares appear on the screen. Each one has a monkey in it bouncing up and down)

Monkeys: (chattering)

(The squares and monkeys shrink and spin away to reveal the next scene. Little Miss Naughty is shown on the set of "Good Morning Dillydale" with a basket containing three monkeys she trained to dance. She eagerly waits to go on stage while her monkeys eat bananas)

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Mr. Pernickety walks into the frame holding a clipboard)

Mr. Pernickety: Hello, Miss Naughty.

(Mr. Pernickety looks closely at one of the monkeys)

Mr. Pernickety: Lovely monkeys.

(The monkey smiles and shows Mr. Pernickety the banana in their mouth that they were eating)

Monkey: (chatters)

(The monkey resumes eating. Mr. Pernickety starts writing on his clipboard)

Mr. Pernickety: I'm afraid we'll have to cancel your appearance with your…hairy little friends.

(Little Miss Naughty and her monkeys frown in disappointment)

Miss Naughty: But Mr. Pernickety.

(The three monkeys show Mr. Pernickety sad baby doll eyes in hopes of getting him to reconsider)

Miss Naughty (offscreen and overlap): My monkeys and I have been practicing this dance for weeks!

Monkeys (overlap): (whimpering)

(Mr. Pernickety puts his hand on Little Miss Naughty)

Mr. Pernickety: And it shows, really. But you see…

(Mr. Pernickety gestures Little Miss Naughty to a TV screen. On the TV, there are two tall skyscrapers. On one of the skyscrapers is Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Pernickety: Miss Daredevil…

(The camera zooms in on the TV screen. Between the two skycrapers is a tightrope)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Is about to walk a tightrope…

Crowd (offscreen on the TV): (cheering)

(The camera zooms in closer to the TV screen. Little Miss Daredevil waves her arms up in the air in excitement)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Between the two tallest buildings in Dillydale! And…

Miss Daredevil (on the TV): Woo-hey!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Let's face it; a daring stunt like that is far more interesting…

(One of the monkeys moves closer to Mr. Pernickety as they eat their banana)

Mr. Pernickety: Than a pack of…

(The camera shows the three monkeys bouncing up and down while holding their banana peels)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen and overlap): Dancing primates

Monkeys (overlap): (chattering)

(The monkeys frown in disappointment and throw their banana peels at Mr. Pernickety in anger over his opinion)

Monkey: (grunts)

Miss Naughty (offscreen): Come on.

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Little Miss Naughty and the monkeys leave)

Miss Naughty: Let's blow this banana bin!

(The scene fades to black before TV static appears and cuts to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine reporting down on the ground with the two tallest buildings in Dillydale behind them)

Mr. Happy: We're here live at downtown Dillydale where there seems to be no end to the lengths to which Miss Daredevil will go…

(Little Miss Daredevil is shown at the top of one of the buildings getting the crowd excited for her stunt)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

Mr. Happy (offscreen): To set a new world record!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine on the ground)

Miss Sunshine: You're telling me, Mr. Happy. She'll be 30 stories above the ground without a net! I'm so excited, I can hardly breathe!!!

Mr. Happy: Mustn't forget to breathe, Miss Sunshine.

Miss Sunshine: Oh, I usually remember. But there are those times when I just can't!

(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil. She is holding the balance bar as she starts walking across the tightrope. Little Miss Naughty and her monkeys peek out from the other building)

Miss Naughty: More interesting than a pack of dancing primates!?

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Naughty: Will show you!

(Little Miss Daredevil stops when she sees the monkeys on the tightrope)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: (gasps)

(Little Miss Daredevil drops the balance bar)

Miss Daredevil: Down monkeys! Down! Not now!

(The monkeys pounce onto Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Daredevil: Oh!

Monkeys: (screeching)

(One monkey covers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes, another grabs her right arm, the third grabs her left leg. The monkeys see how far up they are and get scared)

Monkeys: (screeching)

(The monkeys huddle in fear on top of Little Miss Daredevil's head. Preventing her from seeing where she is going)

Miss Daredevil: O-o-oh!!

(Little Miss Daredevil inches herself and the monkeys across the tightrope)

Miss Daredevil: Aye. Hoo!

(Little Miss Daredevil loses her footing and falls off the rope. Luckily, she manages to grab the rope with both hands)

Miss Daredevil: Ah!

(Little Miss Daredevil loses her hold with her left hand. Now she is holding onto the rope with her right hand)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: Ah! (yelps)

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine on the ground)

Mr. Happy: This is quite astonishing!

(Little Miss Sunshine covers her eyes)

Mr. Happy: How did those monkeys get there?

(Little Miss Sunshine uncovers one eye)

Miss Sunshine: Tell me when it's okay to look!

(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil and the monkeys)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: Ah! Ooh!

(Little Miss Daredevil swings herself back onto the rope)

Miss Daredevil: Wah! Uh!

(Little Miss Daredevil inches herself and the monkeys across the tightrope)

Miss Daredevil: (grunting)

(Little Miss Daredevil and the monkeys make it to the other building. Little Miss Daredevil lifts the monkeys off her head in triumph)

Miss Daredevil: (sings a triumphant note)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

Monkeys: (screeching)

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Happy: Magnificent stunt! Wonderful!

Miss Sunshine: The monkeys were a big surprise! And least to anyone who was watching!

Monkeys: (chattering)

Miss Daredevil: You can say that again!

(Little Miss Naughty grabs one of the monkeys)

Miss Daredevil: (gasps)

(Little Miss Naughty pulls her monkey close to her as they eat a banana)

Miss Naughty: Now can we do our dance?

Monkeys: (chattering)

Mr. Happy: Gee, I'm sorry. That's all the time we have for today.

(A monkey throws a banana peel at Mr. Happy)

Monkeys: (chattering)

Miss Sunshine: Will see your tomorrow on.

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The "Good Morning Dillydale" sun appears behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine. Then, the scene iris' out. The 3rd bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching the worried Mr. Nervous how to golf. She puts the golf ball on the tee and Mr. Nervous prepares to swing the ball. A gopher pops up from a different hole. Mr. Nervous is frightened away by the emerging gopher, who takes the golf ball into the hole with it. Little Miss Helpful writes down Mr. Nervous' score on her note pad. A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy in the center of the screen. A megaphone sound is heard. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next scene. "Hobbies (Doin' It)" plays)

Mr. Pernickety (voiceover): 🎵 Some Mr. Men like to dance while others sort of stumble.

Some want to go fly a plane while others often take a tumble.

It doesn't matter what you like to do

Be it clog, scare, soar, or sing a little tune.

They're doing hobbies don’t he dance floor.

Hobbies in the puppet store

They're doing hobbies

There's no denying

Dillydale knows how to keep the party flying!

They're doing hobbies on the dance floor

Hobbies in the puppet store

They're doing hobbies

There's no denying

Dillydale knows how to keep the party flying! 🎵

Unknown Mr. Men and Little Misses (voiceover): (cheering)

Mr. Pernickety (voiceover): How utterly groovy.

(The screen fades to black and the fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Lazy how to golf. Little Miss Helpful puts the golf ball on top of the tee and tries to give Mr. Lazy his golf club. Mr. Lazy doesn't move a muscle no matter how much Little Miss Helpful tries to give him the golf club. Little Miss Helpful drops the club and winds up scoring Mr. Lazy anyway. Several snake baskets appear on the screen until the screen is engulfed by them. The baskets then lower down from the screen and the next scene begins. Little Miss Whoops is wearing a turban and Mr. Bump is bringing her a snake basket with a python inside it)

Mr. Bump: So, so the bees didn’t work out, Miss Whoops.

(Mr. Bump places the basket in front of Little Miss Whoops)

Python (from inside the basket): (hisses)

Mr. Bump: But are you sure you know how to charm a snake?

Miss Whoops: Of course. How hard can charming a man-eating snake be?

(Little Miss Whoops pokes at the lid of the basket)

Mr. Bump: Pythons can be very dangerous!

Python (from inside the basket): (hisses)

(Little Miss Whoops lifts the lid slightly off the basket and peeks inside)

Miss Whoops: Oh! How big do you think think he is?

(Little Miss Whoops tries to lift the basket up more but Mr. Bump jumps onto the basket to keep it closed)

Mr. Bump: Uh, Miss Whoops, uh…would you mind not letting the snake out until I'm back in my van and on my way?

(Mr. Bump pauses for a beat)

Mr. Bump: FAR on my way?

(Mr. Bump gets off the snake basket and runs away to his truck)

Miss Whoops: Not to worry!

Mr. Bump: (pants)

(Mr. Bump sees that he is approaching the garden hose again. Mr. Bump stops and screeches to a halt to prevent the same mistake from happening again)

Mr. Bump: (screams) Oh!

(Mr. Bump wipes the sweat off his forehead)

Mr. Bump: (winces)

(Mr. Bump backs up and ends up tripping over a second garden hose)

Mr. Bump: Oh!!

(Mr. Bump falls on his back and clutches his knee in pain)

Mr. Bump: AAH!!

(Little Miss Whoops starts playing the recorder and is shown pretty successful in charming the python. A fly buzzes by and flies into the recorder)

Miss Whoops: Wo-!

(This causes the recorder to be clogged and blow the wrong noises when played. This causes the python to be brought out of the trance)

Python: (hisses)

(Little Miss Whoops shakes the recorder to try and get the fly out. She then sees the angry python slither out of the basket towards Mr. Bump)

Python: (hisses)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump as he struggles to crawl away)

Mr. Bump: Ah!

(The snake reaches Mr. Bump and bites his foot)

Mr. Bump: Oh!

(Mr. Bump jumps up in pain)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops keeps shaking the recorder to get the fly out of it. She blows into it twice to try to blow the fly out but to no avail. The python then wraps itself around Mr. Bump's arm)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ah

(Mr. Bump avoids getting bitten by the python)

Python: (hisses)

Mr. Bump: Oh!

(The python coils itself around Mr. Bump's leg)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Oh!

(The camera shows Mr. Bump constricted by the python)

Mr. Bump: Will you never learn?

Python: (hisses)

(Little Miss Whoops takes the turban off her head and takes out her cellphone)

Miss Whoops: Hello? Hobby World? I need ANOTHER new hobby.

(The dial tone is heard on Little Miss Whoops' cellphone as the screen iris' out. The ending scene plays. The ending scene begins with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clog dancing)

Narrator: So you see,

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown playing with Señor Elle, Mr. Grumpy examines his ship in a bottle, and Mr. Happy flies his model airplane)

Narrator: Everyone enjoy is some kind of hobby.

(Little Miss Whoops is shown wearing her bee keeper hat and is standing next to the giant crate of bees as it opens up and the bees escape it)

Narrator: As long as that hobby doesn't slither, squeeze or sting.

(The bees fly over to Mr. Bump, who is still tangled up in the python's coiled grasp)

Python: (hisses)

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]


US version[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big dark blue screen comes up with "Hobbies" written on it with a ship in a bottle and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins with Mr. Grumpy carefully trying to make a ship in a bottle)

Narrator: The good people of Dillydale do enjoy...

(A blob of clay hits Mr. Grumpy in the face. This results in Mr. Grumpy breaking his concentration and the whole ship in the bottle falls apart)

Narrator: Their hobbies!

(Mr. Messy is shown making pottery and waving hello to Mr. Grumpy)

Narrator: Be it making pottery...

(Mr. Grumpy throws his ruined ship in a bottle at the clay vase Mr. Messy was making. This destroys the vase, making Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Messy even as they both destroyed the other's projects. The scene cuts to Little Miss Naughty training three monkeys)

Narrator: Training monkeys...

Monkeys: (chattering)

(The monkeys jump onto Little Miss Naughty's head and face. This results in Little Miss Naughty falling over. The scene cuts to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clog dancing. In the background, Mr. Scatterbrain is fiddling with a marionette while Mr. Grumpy is looking at his ship in a bottle (the ship is now complete))

Narrator: Or even clog dancing.

(Mr. Happy is shown working on a model airplane and Mr. Bump is shown working on a model car)

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses take part in their various hobbies with great enthusiasm!

(Mr. Happy spins the propeller of his model airplane and sends it flying into the air. The screen fades to black and the first scene plays. The scene features Little Miss Whoops wearing a beekeeper hat while Mr. Bump is delivering a huge crate full of bees)

Miss Whoops: Oh, Mr. Bump!

(Mr. Bump walks into the frame struggling to carry the crate of bees)

Miss Whoops: My very own beehive!

(Mr. Bump starts shaking from the weight)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

Miss Whoops: Think of all the honey I'll be able to jar!

(Mr. Bump lifts the crate over his head and ends up getting squished by the crate when he can no longer hold the weight)

Mr. Bump (from under the crate): Gah!

(Little Miss Whoops notices Mr. Bump under the crate)

Mr. Bump (from under the crate): Ny'ugh!

(Mr. Bump squeezes himself out from under the crate)

Mr. Bump: Nothing like fresh honey, Miss Whoops. But are you sure you know how to tend a beehive? A swarm of bees can be very dangerous!

Miss Whoops: Oh sure! I'm a trained professional!

(Little Miss Whoops touches the crate and the crate shakes from all the bees)

Bees (from inside the crate): (buzzing)

(Little Miss Whoops walks over to Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump is now fully free from under the crate)

Miss Whoops: Just how many bees are in there?

Mr. Bump: I didn't stop to count. Uh, Miss Whoops, uh...would you mind not opening the hive until I'm back in my truck and on my way?

Miss Whoops: Of course!

(Mr. Bump starts running away from the area as fast as he can)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (hyperventilating)

Miss Whoops (overlap): And thank you!

(Mr. Bump falls down)

Mr. Bump: Woah! Ugh!

(The camera reveals that Mr. Bump has tripped over Little Miss Whoops' garden hose. Mr. Bump clutches his knee in pain due to hurting it when he fell)

Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! Aa-h!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump must be gone by now.

(Little Miss Whoops touches the crate with her finger and the top of the crate breaks open and all the bees fly out)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The bees form into the shape of an arrow that's pointing to the left and buzz off in that direction. They fly towards Mr. Bump, who is still clutching his knee in pain as he lies on his back by the hose he tripped over. Mr. Bump sees the bees and gets up, forgetting the pain in his knee)

Mr. Bump: (groans)

(Mr. Bump runs away as the bees start chasing him)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops picks up her cellphone and makes a call)

Miss Whoops: Hello? Hobby World? I need a new hobby.

(A dial tone is heard as the screen iris' out. The first bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Small how to golf. Little Miss Helpful takes a golf ball out of her fanny pack and puts it on the tee. Mr. Small frowns in annoyance because he doesn't have a club to use. Luckily, Little Miss Helpful gives Mr. Small a golf club just the right size for him. Mr. Small takes the club and hits the ball. Sadly, he doesn't make it far but Little Miss Helpful still scores him for his effort. Dark and light green squares appear on the screen; each with the bee symbol that was shown on the crate Little Miss Whoops received in the last segment. The sound of bees stinging someone is heard in the background. The bees fly across the screen from right to left to transition the scene. The next scene begins with Mr. Grumpy walking past a hobby shop. Mr. Grumpy walks past the window display which has a model ship building kit. This catches Mr. Grumpy's attention and stops in his tracks)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy looks in the window and stares at the ship, memorized with the idea of having one for himself)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!

(In the store, Mr. Scatterbrain is working behind the counter as well as making a model that looks like a rabbit made form pieces of a model airplane. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out the blueprints and looks at them)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...

(The viewers are shown the blueprints for the model which is identical to the model Mr. Scatterbrain has made)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Something doesn't look right here.

(Mr. Scatterbrain lowers the blueprints which confirms to the viewers that he indeed built the model correct. Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the blueprints aside when Mr. Grumpy enters the shop)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy is shown inside the shop)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Hello, Mr. Grumpy.

(Mr. Grumpy walks up to the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Welcome to "Mr. Scatterbrain's Hobby Shop." (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at the model he was working on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wanna help?

Mr. Grumpy: Let me think...no.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, what can I do for you today?

Mr. Grumpy: I wanna buy a model kit.

Mr. Scatterbrain: But you didn't want to help me build my model.

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at his model with his thumb)

Mr. Grumpy: No. I want to do it on my own.

(The camera zooms out to show all the models on display in the shop)

Mr. Grumpy: I'm looking for a model of a ship like the one in the window.

(Mr. Grumpy points at the ship model in the window display)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Absolutely!

(Mr. Scatterbrain shoves his model off the counter, goes underneath the counter, and comes back up with a marionette)

Mr. Scatterbrain: This is the Señor Elle. Isn't he cute?

Mr. Scatterbrain (in a bad Italian accent puppeteering Señor Elle): Ello-a Mr. Grumpy! I'm-a like-a you hat! (chuckles)

Mr. Grumpy: You're not a well man, are you? I said I wanted the model of a ship, not a puppet.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, then, how about this?

(Mr. Scatterbrain goes under the counter and takes out a dome full of rocks)

Mr. Scatterbrain: It's a rock tumbler.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes a button on the top of the dome and the rocks shake around inside the dome. The rumbling causes everything in the store, including Mr. Grumpy, to shake as well)

Mr. Scatterbrain: You fill it full rocks, set it going, and in a few days your rocks are all shiny and pretty.

(Mr. Grumpy falls over. The rock tumbler stops and everything stops shaking. Mr. Grumpy stands back up)

Mr. Grumpy: I do not want a rock tumbler, I want a model kit! Huh! I thought this was a hobby shop?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, it is!

(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs the rock tumbler and runs offscreen to fetch something else. Mr. Scatterbrain returns holding a turkey)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Would you like a turkey-plucking kit?

Turkey: (gobbles)

Mr. Grumpy: No!

(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up wearing a macaroni necklace and covered in glue and macaroni)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A make-it-yourself macaroni necklace?

Mr. Grumpy: No!

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown holding a magic wand)

Mr. Scatterbrain: How about...

(Mr. Scatterbrain starts waving the wand around)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Your very own magician's cabinet!

(Mr. Scatterbrain makes the magician's cabinet appear with a wave of his wand)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)

(The cabinet doors open up and Mr. Messy is revealed to be inside it enjoying a sandwich)

Mr. Scatterbrain: So that's where I put Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: Yo, Mr. S! I was starting to think that you'd never bring me back! Catcha later!

(Mr. Messy leaves (still in the cabinet). Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye and a fed-up Mr. Grumpy grabs Mr. Scatterbrain by his nose)

Mr. Grumpy: For the last time, all I want is a model like the one in the window!

(Mr. Grumpy points to the window display)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, you mean a big boat!

Mr. Grumpy: Exactly.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Why didn't you say so?

(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves but his nose remains in Mr. Grumpy's hand. Much to Mr. Grumpy's bewilderment)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain returns and puts his nose back on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait right here!

(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves. An engine is heard and Mr. Scatterbrain returns driving a forklift that is carrying a huge life-sized ship building kit)

Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Here you go!

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Scatterbrain driving the forklift carrying the enormous kit)

Mr. Scatterbrain: One ship building kit.

(A foghorn is heard. Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to the frustrated Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers! That's a real ship! I was looking for a tiny little model...

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, Mr. Grumpy. Here at "Mr. Scatterbrain's Hobby Shop",

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls Mr. Grumpy closer to him)

Mr. Scatterbrain: We like to give you more than what you asked for.

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs back behind the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Will that be cash?

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes a button on the cash register, which makes it ding. Mr. Scatterbrain then takes out a credit card machine)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Or credit card?

(Mr. Grumpy leaves the store; frustrated over his failed attempt to get a model ship building kit)

Mr. Grumpy: (grumbles) Last time I-

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Scatterbrain, who is holding a propeller)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait!! You forgot your propeller!

(Mr. Scatterbrain brushes off the failed sale)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh well. (chuckles) Some people....

(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the propeller away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Just aren't boat people.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pushes the cash register away and takes out the model he was working on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's see. Where was I?

(A plethora of blue circles appear to form Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Poopity poop!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bump's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene is a music video. The video begins with the camera showing various parts of Little Miss Sunshine; first her feet, then the top of her head, then her left and right pigtails. Next, the camera shows Little Miss Sunshine mouth and she gives a big smile; after that, Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her eyes but removes the hand over her left eyes to peek at the viewers. The camera pans down at her feet again. This time, she is tapping her right foot. The camera then shows Little Miss Sunshine from the waist up. Three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Lazy; the bottom rectangle slides in from the right, the top rectangle slides in from the left, and the middle rectangle slides in from the right. After that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Nervous trembling; the top rectangle slides in from the right, the middle rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right,. Following that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Little Miss Whoops in her beekeeper outfit; the middle rectangle slides in from the right, the top rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right,. The camera then zooms out to show Little Miss Whoops fully. Little Miss Scary then rises up and shows the viewers a toy train with train cars that resemble scary monster faces. A train whistle is heard in the background. Shortly after that, another three rectangles slide across the screen to reveal Mr. Bump being constricted by a snake; the top rectangle slides in from the right, the middle rectangle slides in from the left, and the bottom rectangle slides in from the right. Then the camera zooms out to show Mr. Bump being crushed by the snake. The scene then cuts to a sky blue background. In front of the background, Mr. Happy holding a microphone and doing some reporting. A monkey appears from the left side of the screen and throws a banana peel at Mr. Happy. The monkey retracts and Mr. Happy smiles. The scene then cuts to a background changing from white to red and back to white again. Mr. Scatterbrain is showing Señor Elle to Mr. Grumpy. The camera then then shows various parts of Little Miss Sunshine again; first her feet, then the top of her head, then her left and right pigtails. Next, the camera shows Little Miss Sunshine mouth and she gives a big smile; after that, Little Miss Sunshine is shown covering her eyes but removes the hand over her left eyes to peek at the viewers. The camera pans down at her feet again. This time, she is tapping her right foot. The camera then shows Little Miss Sunshine from the waist up. The music video ends with the sound of Mr. Tickle tickling someone and a plethora of orange circles appearing to form Mr. Tickle. The camera zooms into Mr. Tickle's mouth, revealing the second bumper. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Strong how to golf. Mr. Bounce is also there accompanying Mr. Strong. Little Miss Helpful places the golf ball on top of the tee and hands Mr. Strong his golf club. Mr. Strong not only sends the ball flying, but he accidentally hits Mr. Bounce with his swing and sends him flying too. A car is heard braking while Mr. Bounce bounces offscreen. A car then honks their horn offscreen. Mr. Strong shows concern for his friend as Little Miss Helpful writes down Mr. Strong's score. Several orange and dark orange squares appear on the screen. Each one has a monkey in it bouncing up and down)

Monkeys: (chattering)

(The squares and monkeys shrink and spin away to reveal the next scene. Little Miss Naughty is shown on the set of "Good Morning Dillydale" with a basket containing three monkeys she trained to dance. She eagerly waits to go on stage while her monkeys eat bananas)

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Mr. Persnickety walks into the frame holding a clipboard)

Mr. Persnickety: Hello, Miss Naughty.

(Mr. Persnickety looks closely at one of the monkeys)

Mr. Persnickety: Lovely monkeys.

(The monkey smiles and shows Mr. Persnickety the banana in their mouth that they were eating)

Monkey: (chatters)

(The monkey resumes eating. Mr. Persnickety starts writing on his clipboard)

Mr. Persnickety: I'm afraid we'll have to cancel your appearance with your...hairy little friends.

(Little Miss Naughty and her monkeys frown in disappointment)

Miss Naughty: But Mr. Persnickety,

(The three monkeys show Mr. Persnickety sad baby doll eyes in hopes of getting him to reconsider)

Miss Naughty (offscreen and overlap): My monkeys and I have been practicing this dance for weeks!

Monkeys (overlap): (whimpering)

(Mr. Persnickety puts his hand on Little Miss Naughty)

Mr. Persnickety: And it shows, really. But you see...

(Mr. Persnickety gestures Little Miss Naughty to a TV screen. On the TV, there are two tall skyscrapers. On one of the skyscrapers is Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Persnickety: Miss Daredevil...

(The camera zooms in on the TV screen. Between the two skyscrapers is a tightrope)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Is about to walk a tightrope...

Crowd (offscreen on the TV): (cheering)

(The camera zooms in closer to the TV screen. Little Miss Daredevil waves her arms up in the air in excitement)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Between the two tallest buildings in Dillydale! And...

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: Let's face it; a daring stunt like that is far more interesting...

(One of the monkeys moves closer to Mr. Persnickety as they eat their banana)

Mr. Persnickety: Than a pack of...

(The camera shows the three monkeys bouncing up and down while holding their banana peels)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen and overlap): Dancing primates

Monkeys (overlap): (chattering)

(The monkeys frown in disappointment and throw their banana peels at Mr. Persnickety in anger over his opinion)

Monkey: (grunts)

Miss Naughty (offscreen): Come on.

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Little Miss Naughty and the monkeys leave)

Miss Naughty: Let's blow this banana bin!

(The scene fades to black before TV static appears and cuts to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine reporting down on the ground with the two tallest buildings in Dillydale behind them)

Mr. Happy: We're here live at downtown Dillydale where there seems to be no end to the lengths to which Miss Daredevil will go...

(Little Miss Daredevil is shown at the top of one of the buildings getting the crowd excited for her stunt)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

Mr. Happy (offscreen): To set a new world record!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine on the ground)

Miss Sunshine: You're telling me, Mr. Happy. She'll be 30 stories above the ground without a net! I'm so excited, I can hardly breathe!!!

Mr. Happy: Mustn't forget to breathe, Miss Sunshine.

Miss Sunshine: Oh, I usually remember. But there are those times when just can't!

(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil. She is holding the balance bar as she starts walking across the tightrope. Little Miss Naughty and her monkeys peek out from the other building)

Miss Naughty: More interesting then a pack of dancing primates!?

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Little Miss Naughty and her monkeys glare at Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Naughty: Will show you!

(Little Miss Daredevil stops when she sees the monkeys on the tightrope)

Monkeys: (screeching)

(Little Miss Daredevil drops the balance bar)

Miss Daredevil: Down monkeys! Down! Not now!

(The monkeys pounce onto Little Miss Daredevil)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: Woah!!

(One monkey covers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes, another grabs her right arm, the third grabs her left leg)

Miss Daredevil: Wah! Ah! Oooh! Oh!

(The monkeys see how far up they are and get scared)

Monkeys: (screeching)

(The monkeys huddle in fear on top of Little Miss Daredevil's head. Preventing her from seeing where she is going)

Miss Daredevil: Wah!!

(Little Miss Daredevil inches herself and the monkeys across the tightrope)

Miss Daredevil: Woah! Whoa!

(Little Miss Daredevil loses her footing and falls off the rope. Luckily, she manages to grab the rope with both hands)

Miss Daredevil: Ah! Ugh!

(Little Miss Daredevil loses her hold with her left hand. Now she is holding onto the rope with her right hand)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: WOAH!!!!!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine on the ground)

Mr. Happy: This is astonishing. How did those monkeys get there?

(Little Miss Sunshine covers her eyes)

Miss Sunshine: Tell me when it's okay to look!

(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil and the monkeys)

Monkeys: (screeching)

Miss Daredevil: Oh!! Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil swings herself back onto the rope)

Miss Daredevil: Wah!

(Little Miss Daredevil inches herself and the monkeys across the tightrope)

Miss Daredevil: (Grunting)

(Little Miss Daredevil and the monkeys make it to the other building. Little Miss Daredevil lifts the monkeys off her head in triumph)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheering)

Monkeys: (screeching)

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Happy: Magnificent stunt! Wonderful!

Miss Sunshine: Those monkeys where a big surprise! And least to anyone who was watching!

Monkeys: (chattering)

Miss Daredevil: You can say that again!

(Little Miss Naughty grabs one of the monkeys and pulls them close to her as they eat a banana)

Miss Naughty: Now can we do our dance?

Monkeys: (chattering)

Mr. Happy: Gee, I'm sorry. That's all the time we have for today.

(A monkey throws a banana peel at Mr. Happy)

Monkeys: (chattering)

(Mr. Happy smiles and Little Miss Sunshine walks over to him)

Miss Sunshine: Will see you tomorrow on...

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The "Good Morning Dillydale" sun appears behind Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine. Then, the scene iris' out. The 3rd bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching the worried Mr. Nervous how to golf. She puts the golf ball on the tee and Mr. Nervous prepares to swing the ball. A gopher pops up from a different hole. Mr. Nervous is frightened away by the emerging gopher, who takes the golf ball into the hole with it. Little Miss Helpful writes down Mr. Nervous' score on her note pad. A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy in the center of the screen. A megaphone sound is heard. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next scene. "Hobbies (Doin' It)" plays)

Mr. Persnickety (voiceover): 🎵Some Mr. Men like to dance while others sort of stumble.

Some want to go fly a plane while others often take a tumble.

It doesn't matter what you like to do

Be it clog, scare, soar, or sing a little tune.

They're doing hobbies on the dance floor

Hobbies in the puppet store

They're doing hobbies

There's no denying

Dillydale knows how to keep the party flying!

They're doing hobbies on the dance floor

Hobbies in the puppet store

They're doing hobbies

There's no denying

Dillydale knows how to keep the party flying!🎵

Unknown Mr. Men and Little Misses (voiceover): (cheering)

Mr. Persnickety (voiceover): How utterly groovy.

(The screen fades to black. Static appears on the screen and the camera cuts to a commercial for "Miss Scary's Terrifying Train Set". Little Miss Scary walks across the screen until she passes the train set, which is on a small white table)

Miss Scary: Are you bored by ordinary hobbies?

(Little Miss Scary stops walking)

Miss Scary: I know I am.

(Little Miss Scary gestures to the train set)

Miss Scary: That's why I created...

(The camera zooms in on the train set, which is under a spotlight)

Miss Scary (voiceover): "Miss Scary's Terrifying Train Set!"

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Scary: The only hobby where fear and fright wait at every turn! Watch what...

(The camera cuts to the train set chugging down train tracks)

Miss Scary (voiceover): Happens when this locomotive...

(A wave of water surges across the screen from the left side of the screen and engulfs the train)

Miss Scary (voiceover): Crosses a bridge...

(The train is washed off the tracks)

Miss Scary (voiceover): During a flash flood!

(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Scary holding two empty buckets that she used to hold the water used in the flood)

Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts) Is that fun or what!?

(Little Miss Scary drops the buckets. The camera cuts back to the train. The train is near a branch where a pterodactyl is perching)

Miss Scary (voiceover): Oh! Oh! Oh! And look!

(The pterodactyl takes flight)

Pterodactyl: (screeches)

Miss Scary (voiceover): A giant pterodactyl!

(The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Scary playing with a toy pterodactyl (which is actually the pterodactyl the train was near))

Miss Scary: (laughs)

(Little Miss Scary picks up the toy train and the camera cuts to inside the train. Mini-figures of Mr. Bump and Mr. Nervous are revealed to be inside)

Miss Scary: Oh no! It's going to eat all the terrified passengers!

(Little Miss Scary shakes the train set. She is then shown without the train set with her hair standing up even more than usual)

Miss Scary: Totally scary,

(Little Miss Scary slides closer to the screen)

Miss Scary: TOTALLY FUN!!

(The camera cuts to the terrifying train set chugging down the tracks)

Miss Scary (voiceover): And just when you think it can't get any better...

(Little Miss Scary appears in a yellow-orange circle with an ominous shading cast over her)

Miss Scary: GODZILLA COMES TO TOWN!!!

(The yellow-orange circle disappears and Little Miss Scary places Mustard the iguana in front of the train. Mustard sticks his tongue out at the train. The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Scary in full view. Little Miss Scary drops Mustard onto the train tracks)

Miss Scary: This is more enjoyment than any one person should have. So order...

(Little Miss Scary points at the viewers)

Miss Scary: YOUR "Miss Scary's Terrifying"

(The camera cuts back to the train set chugging along the tracks. 3 dollar bills appear in a giant yellow sparkle-like shape. A telephone also appears in a separate giant yellow sparkle-like shape)

Miss Scary (voiceover): "Train Set" today!

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Scary: And remember; if it isn't scary,

(Little Miss Scary lowers down then rises back up wearing her blue monster mask)

Miss Scary: It isn't fun!

(The screen fades to black and the fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Helpful is teaching Mr. Lazy how to golf. Little Miss Helpful puts the golf ball on top of the tee and tries to give Mr. Lazy his golf club. Mr. Lazy doesn't move a muscle no matter how much Little Miss Helpful tries to give him the golf club. Little Miss Helpful drops the club and winds up scoring Mr. Lazy anyway. Several snake baskets appear on the screen until the screen is engulfed by them. The baskets then lower down from the screen and the next scene begins. Little Miss Whoops is wearing a turban and Mr. Bump is bringing her a snake basket with a python inside it)

Mr. Bump: So sorry the bees didn't work out, Miss Whoops.

(Mr. Bump places the basket in front of Little Miss Whoops)

Python (from inside the basket): (hisses)

Mr. Bump: Uh, but are you sure you know how to charm a snake?

Miss Whoops: Oh sure. How hard can charming a man-eating snake be?

(Little Miss Whoops pokes at the lid of the basket)

Mr. Bump: Pythons can very dangerous!

(Little Miss Whoops lifts the lid slightly off the basket and peeks inside)

Python (from inside the basket): (hisses)

Miss Whoops: Ooh! How big do you think he is?

(Little Miss Whoops tries to lift the basket up more but Mr. Bump jumps onto the basket to keep it closed)

Mr. Bump: Uh, Miss Whoops, uh...would you mind not letting the snake out until I'm back in my truck and on my way?

(Mr. Bump pauses for a beat)

Mr. Bump: FAR on my way?

(Mr. Bump gets off the snake basket and runs away to his truck)

Miss Whoops: Not to worry!

(Mr. Bump sees that he is approaching the garden hose again. Mr. Bump stops and screeches to a halt to prevent the same mistake from happening again)

Mr. Bump: (grunts and breathes heavily)

(Mr. Bump wipes the sweat off his forehead)

Mr. Bump: Phew!

(Mr. Bump backs up and ends up tripping over a second garden hose)

Mr. Bump: Woah!

(Mr. Bump falls on his back and clutches his knee in pain)

Mr. Bump: D'ah!!

(Little Miss Whoops starts playing the recorder and is shown pretty successful in charming the python. A fly buzzes by and flies into the recorder. This causes the recorder to be clogged and blow the wrong noises when played. This causes the python to be brought out of the trance)

Python: (hisses)

(Little Miss Whoops shakes the recorder to try and get the fly out. She then sees the angry python slither out of the basket towards Mr. Bump)

Python: (hisses)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump as he struggles to crawl away)

Mr. Bump: Ny'uh!

(The snake reaches Mr. Bump and bites his foot)

Mr. Bump: Oh!

(Mr. Bump jumps up in pain)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Little Miss Whoops keeps shaking the recorder to get the fly out of it. She blows into it twice to try to blow the fly out but to no avail. The python then wraps itself around Mr. Bump's arm)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): W'ah!

(Mr. Bump avoids getting bitten by the python)

Python: (hisses)

Mr. Bump: Woah!

(The python coils itself around Mr. Bump's leg)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Aw!!

(The camera shows Mr. Bump constricted by the python)

Mr. Bump: You never learn.

Python: (hisses)

(Little Miss Whoops takes the turban off her head and takes out her cellphone)

Miss Whoops: Hello? Hobby World! I need ANOTHER new hobby.

(The dial tone is heard on Little Miss Whoops' cellphone as the screen iris' out. The ending scene plays. The ending scene begins with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey clog dancing)

Narrator: So you see,

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown playing with Señor Elle, Mr. Grumpy examines his ship in a bottle, and Mr. Happy flies his model airplane)

Narrator: Everyone enjoy is some kind of hobby.

(Little Miss Whoops is shown wearing her bee keeper hat and is standing next to the giant crate of bees as it opens up and the bees escape it)

Narrator: As long as that hobby doesn't slither, squeeze or sting.

(The bees fly over to Mr. Bump, who is still tangled up in the python's coiled grasp)

Python: (hisses)

Mr. Bump: (moans)

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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