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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big red-orange screen comes up with "Inventions" written on it with gears and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Lazy sitting in a lawn chair holding a remote)
Narrator: Where would we all be without inventions?
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on his remote and it turns on his lawnmower)
Narrator: Dillydale takes that question quite seriously!
(A gopher is shown next to the lawnmower. The gopher ducks into their hole)
Narrator: Each year, the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(The gopher grabs a flower that was next to their hole and ducks back into it)
Narrator: Set aside some time...
(The scene cuts to the streets of Dillydale where Little Miss Calamity is being chased by Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's homemade streetsweeper)
Narrator: To invent new machines and gadgets to help make our world...
(Little Miss Calamity trips and falls over. This leads to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's streetsweeper sucking up Little Miss Calamity)
Narrator: A better place!
(As Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey drive their streetsweeper away, Mr. Bump is shown flying with his invention: the propeller hat that actually can make you fly)
Narrator: And every year Dillydale celebrates their accomplishments!
(Mr. Bump gives a thumbs up to the viewers only to bump into a lamppost. The hat flies off of Mr. Bump's head and he lands on the street. Sitting down with stars circling his head)
Narrator: Coming together to give a hardy...hurrah! Or...
(Two ice packs bounce past Mr. Bump with a third ice pack landing on Mr. Bump's head. Much to his appreciation)
Narrator: Lend an ice pack or two.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to a Good Morning Dillydale broadcast)
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!
(The scene fades to the Good Morning Dillydale set. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are behind their desk)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha. I'm Mr. Happy.
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine.
Mr. Happy: And today we're celebrating inventions.
(Mr. Happy puts on a pair of high-tech goggles that have its lenses zoom in and out)
Miss Sunshine: Ooh!
Mr. Happy: Think how different the world would be if someone hadn't invented...
(The camera cuts over to the monitor)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): The car!
(On the monitor, Little Miss Calamity crashes her car into a lamppost)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Or the lightbulb!
(On the monitor, the lamppost falls on top of Little Miss Calamity's car. The lightbulb inside the lamppost breaks. The camera cuts to Little Miss Sunshine holding her pigtails)
Miss Sunshine: Or those little things you stick in the end of your corncob!
(Little Miss Sunshine blinks as Mr. Happy stares at her for a moment)
Mr. Happy: You said it, Miss Sunshine.
(Mr. Happy looks at the viewers)
Mr. Happy: Now, let's meet our first guest.
(The scene cuts to another part of the "Good Morning Dillydale" set. Little Miss Daredevil is with her chair-like invention when Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine rise from the floor next to her)
Mr. Happy: Welcome to the show, Miss Daredevil!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks for having me.
(Little Miss Sunshine notices Little Miss Daredevil's invention)
Miss Sunshine: So this is your invention?
Miss Daredevil: Certainly is. I call it "The Rocket."
(Mr. Happy moves over to "The Rocket" and looks at it)
Mr. Happy: Uh-huh!
(Mr. Happy looks at "The Rocket" at a different angle)
Mr. Happy: Uh-huh!
(Mr. Happy looks at "The Rocket" at a different angle)
Mr. Happy: I see!
(Mr. Happy moves back to Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: So, what does it do?
Miss Daredevil: It can do just about anything!
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Can it lay an egg?
(Little Miss Daredevil frowns in annoyance)
Miss Daredevil: Anything but that.
Miss Sunshine: Oh. Well, let's pick a lucky person from the audience to help demonstrate.
Mr. Happy: Great idea, Miss Sunshine. How about you, Mr. Quiet?
(The camera cuts to the audience)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Come on up and try it out.
(A spotlight stops on Mr. Quiet, who is in the front row between Little Miss Scary and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(Little Miss Sunshine grabs Mr. Quiet by the wrist and brings him to the stage)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Let's give Mr. Quiet a big round of applause.
(Everyone is heard clapping for Mr. Quiet)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
(Little Miss Sunshine pushes Mr. Quiet onto the stage)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet climbs into The Rocket)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, no.
(Little Miss Daredevil grabs a joystick connected to The Rocket)
Miss Daredevil: The Rocket is an...
(The Rocket reclines back and extends the foot room)
Mr. Quiet: Oh dear!
Miss Daredevil: All-in-one entertainment center.
(A mini screen lowers down in front of Mr. Quiet as The Rocket transforms into a movie theater)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Miss Daredevil: It's not just a chair,
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Miss Daredevil: It's a movie theater.
(Mr. Quiet calms down)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): That's nice.
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine marvel at Little Miss Daredevil's remarkable invention by sharing surprised reactions with each other)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! (chuckles)
Miss Daredevil: And of course,
(A cup of fizzy pop comes out of The Rocket and is positioned next to Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: Can't forget the popcorn and fizzy pop.
(The cup of fizzy pop bumps Mr. Quiet, much to his annoyance)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Oh, ow!
(A bag of popcorn pops up in between Mr. Quiet's legs)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(A robotic hand starts feeding Mr. Quiet popcorn)
Mr. Quiet: Hey! No! Ow Ow!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: Wow! That is some chair.
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (muffled noises)
Mr. Happy: Are you with me folks?
(Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and the audience applaud in agreement)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Miss Daredevil: But wait. You haven't even seen the best part.
Mr. Quiet: Huh?
Miss Daredevil: Watching a movie is fun, but imagine if you could do it in space.
(Mr. Quiet realizes what Little Miss Daredevil means and puts his hand on the popcorn gizmo)
Mr. Quiet: (gasps)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): You're not saying—
(The popcorn gizmo resumes feeding Mr. Quiet popcorn)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Oh! Oh! Ow!
Miss Daredevil: That's right, it's not just a chair...
(The movie screen, fizzy pop, and popcorn retract back into The Rocket)
Miss Daredevil: It's a rocket ship.
(Mr. Quiet spits out the popcorn that was shoved into his mouth)
Mr. Quiet: ROCKET SHIP!?
(A shield lowers down and encases Mr. Quiet into the Rocket. Mr. Quiet bangs on the shield as a cry for help but nobody notices)
Miss Daredevil: Right-o, stand back...
Mr. Quiet: HELP!! HELP!! HELP!!
Miss Daredevil: Prepare to be dazzled.
Mr. Quiet: Help me!
(The rocket takes off)
Miss Daredevil: And liftoff!
Mr. Quiet: No-ho-ho!
(The cable connecting the controller to the rocket becomes fully stretched)
Miss Daredevil: (grunts) Oh!
(Little Miss Daredevil loses her grip on the controller. The Rocket is shown blasting off through a hole it made in the ceiling)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Woah-ho-ho-ho!
(The camera cuts back down to Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: I've said it before and I will say it again: Ho-ho-ho-ho, that is some chair! How long can the rocket stay in space, Miss Daredevil?
Miss Daredevil: No idea. I haven't worked out all the details.
(A whirring sound is heard)
Miss Daredevil: Like how it's supposed to come back to Earth.
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (screams)
(The Rocket lands back onto the ground with a few bounces. The shield part of The Rocket opens back up)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(Mr. Quiet elbows The Rocket)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: What do you know! It came back!
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Miss Sunshine: It can do so much, yet it can't lay an egg!
Mr. Happy: So, Mr. Quiet, was it as exciting as it looked?
(Mr. Quiet pulls an egg out from the rocket's seat)
Mr. Quiet: There you are.
(Mr. Happy takes the egg from Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Happy: Don't go away! We'll be right back with more...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The audience claps)
Audience (offscreen): Woo!
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(The camera fades to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons appear, then we see Mr. Scatterbrain hanging on one of them, and he lifts his hat. The first bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is about to use test tubes full of chemicals to make something)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary pours one of the chemicals into the test tube with the other beaker and a chick appears)
Chick: (cheeps)
(Little Miss Scary frowns in disappointment. The camera cuts to black and the second bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a koala appears. Little Miss Scary drops the test tubes in shock upon seeing the koala)
Miss Scary: (yells)
(Little Miss Scary slams her hands on the table in frustration and scratches her head in confusion. A plethora of Mr. Rude’s faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starting Little Miss Calamity plays)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎵 Dance, dance, woo-hoo! 🎵
(The dance video ends with Little Miss Sunshine dropping down from the top of the screen while holding an umbrella to bring the next scene on screen. The next scene takes place in Mr. Lazy's house. Mr. Lazy is lying on his sofa when Little Miss Helpful arrives with a homemade universal remote control)
Miss Helpful: Here you go, Mr. Lazy. The Helpful doing-everything-you-want-without-ever-leaving-the-couch remote control.
(Mr. Lazy takes the remote control)
Mr. Lazy: Wow. You invented this, Miss Helpful?
(Little Miss Helpful sits down next to Mr. Lazy)
Miss Helpful: Yes I did! And it is my gift to you!
(Mr. Lazy lies down and hugs the remote control)
Mr. Lazy: I'll treasure it always. From the comfort of my sofa!
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control to turn on the TV, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote. Little Miss Helpful gets up from the sofa and bangs on the TV)
Miss Helpful: Hmm, must need another adjustment.
(Little Miss Helpful takes the remote and modifies it a bit)
Miss Helpful: There.
(Little Miss Helpful hands Mr. Lazy back the remote)
Miss Helpful: Should work now.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control to turn on the TV, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote)
Miss Helpful: Bye!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves Mr. Lazy's House. Mr. Lazy gets up)
Mr. Lazy: Let's see.
(Mr. Lazy walks over to the the vacuum cleaner)
Mr. Lazy: Vacuum.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control 3 times to turn on the vacuum, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote)
Mr. Lazy: Mmm, nothing.
(Mr. Lazy pats the vacuum)
Mr. Lazy: You're my kind of vacuum.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote again. Radio waves are shown coming out of the remote. The camera cuts outside to show the radio waves coming out of Mr. Lazy's RV. Mr. Lazy's RV is shown parked next to Little Miss Calamity's house. The radio waves enter Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity is shown meditating)
Miss Calamity: Om!
(Little Miss Calamity's vacuum turns on courtesy of Mr. Lazy's remote control and starts going out of control. This causes Little Miss Calamity to snap out of her meditation)
Miss Calamity: Uh—Oh!
(The vacuum starts chasing Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Oh! W-what's going on? Oh! You get away from me!
(Little Miss Calamity hides behind the sofa)
Miss Calamity: Help me!
(The vacuum picks up Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Woah!
(Little Miss Calamity gets off the vacuum and jumps on top of the sofa armed with a broom)
Miss Calamity: (pants and whimpers) Get back!
(Little Miss Calamity starts hitting the vacuum with her broom)
Miss Calamity: (pants and grunts) Oh! (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity continues hitting the vacuum with her broom. The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy, who aims the remote at his sink)
Mr. Lazy: Maybe it'll turn on the tap.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote again. Radio waves are shown coming out of the remote. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. The sink in her kitchen has turned on all by itself courtesy of Mr. Lazy's remote. Water starts flooding out of the sink)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): What's that sound?
(Little Miss Calamity runs to the sink)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity dodges the rogue vacuum cleaner and makes her way to the sink. She sees the faucet on and water overflowing the sink. She tries to turn off the tap but to no avail)
Miss Calamity: Kitchen underwater!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy, who aims the remote at his stereo)
Mr. Lazy: Wouldn't mind a little music.
(Mr. Lazy presses the button on the remote. The radio waves ripple through Mr. Lazy's house to Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity's music speakers turn on and blares very loud music. Little Miss Calamity runs through her house covering her ears)
Miss Calamity: This is crazy!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy as he continues to use the remote)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Toilets.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a toilet appears)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Toasters.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a taster appears)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Cake Mixer.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a cake mixer appears. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Calamity's chaos filled house. The house is flooded with water. Little Miss Calamity tries to run but is stopped by the rogue cake mixer)
Miss Calamity: Oh! My mixer!
(Little Miss Calamity's fan comes alive and pushes Little Miss Calamity back into the frame)
Miss Calamity: My fan!
(Little Miss Calamity jumps on top of her sofa as she sees her whole house in disarray)
Miss Calamity: Too much for me. (pants and whimpers in fear) Oh-ho-ho. What a calamity.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Batteries must be dead. (sighs) Guess that means I'll have to get up and get new ones.
(Mr. Lazy thinks for a moment)
Mr. Lazy: Or not.
(Mr. Lazy tosses the remote out the door of his RV and lays down on his couch. The remote lands to the left of a gopher hole with a red flower on the right of it. A gopher comes out, sniffs around, grabs the remote, and takes it back into their hole. The screen iris' out the iris then appears and slightly expands around the gopher hole as radio waves come out of it as the gopher (unseen) presses the button on the remote. The screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a tiny pig appears. Little Miss Scary thinks she's successful for a moment)
Miss Scary: Ha.
(Little Miss Scary sees that she made a pig)
Miss Scary: Uh, (yells in frustration)
(Little Miss Scary throws the test tubes out of her hands in frustration. The test tubes shatter and startle the pig)
Pig: (squeals)
(Several Mr. Bump balls cover the screen and transition to the next plot. Mr. Rude and Little Miss Chatterbox are seen sitting on a bench at the park)
Miss Chatterbox: It just seemed like it was time to put my inventing skills to good use. Of course, lots of really great things have already been invented.
(A thought bubble appears over Little Miss Chatterbox's head showing the following three inventions she mentions)
Miss Chatterbox: Like marshmallows and stretchy socks and bags for you bowling ball.
(The thought bubble disappears)
Miss Chatterbox: But, then I had an idea for something that would be really, really great. And here it is:
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes out her invention)
Miss Chatterbox: The polite-a-phone!
(Little Miss Chatterbox gives Mr. Rude the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Rude: I hate it already. What does it do?
Miss Chatterbox: Well, you just talk into this part right here, say anything you'd normally say, and then your voice will come out on the other side. Only they'll be nice words instead of the ones you usually use.
Mr. Rude: I'll give you nice words...
(Mr. Rude farts and Little Miss Chatterbox is disgusted by this)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR. RUDE!!
(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: That's exactly what I'm talking about! You need to learn to be more polite. Otherwise, your friends are going to stop inviting you places. It's for your own good.
Mr. Rude: Fine, Miss Chatterbox, I will use it. Just go. You're giving me a headache.
Miss Chatterbox: An hour of my invention and you'll be a changed man!
Mr. Rude: Hopefully not too changed.
(Mr. Rude stands up on the bench with pride)
Mr. Rude: I like me just the way I am.
Miss Chatterbox: (laughs)
(Little Miss Chatterbox gets off the bench and walks away with her lunchbox. Mr. Rude gets down off the bench while holding the Polite-o-Phone. Mr. Rude puts the Polite-o-Phone down and grabs his lunchbox. Mr. Rude sits back down on the bench, opens his lunchbox, takes out a grape, and eats the grape. He keeps eating grapes like that as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk over)
Mr. Nosey: Hello there, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Nosey looks at Mr. Rude's lunchbox)
Mr. Nosey: What else do you have in your lunchbox?
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small sit down on the bench. Mr. Nosey on Mr. Rude's right and Mr. Small on Mr. Rude's left. Mr. Rude puts his lunchbox to the side)
Mr. Rude: Uh-
(Mr. Rude remembers the Polite-o-Phone and reluctantly grabs it and speaks into it. Mr. Small starts eating a sandwich that was in Mr. Rude's lunchbox)
Mr. Rude: (sighs) Get your grubby and nosey paws out of there.
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): Help yourself to anything you wish, Mr. Nosey.
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Small resumes eating some food from the lunchbox while Mr. Nosey helps himself to an apple from it)
Mr. Nosey: Don't mind if I do.
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey eat the food they took out of the lunchbox. Upon finishing, Mr. Small gets up from the bench)
Mr. Small: That was scrumptious, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Nosey gets up from the bench and leaves with Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: We'll have to do it again sometime.
(Mr. Rude scowls over the fact that he just gave his lunch away. Mr. Messy shows up and notices the trash can next to the bench on Mr. Rude's right)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Rude! Don't mind me.
(Mr. Messy starts digging through the trash can and a banana peel lands on Mr. Rude's head)
Mr. Messy: I'm just looking for a...turkey...sandwich I left here last week.
(Mr. Messy continues digging through the trash can and a dead fish lands on Mr. Rude's head. The fish and banana peel fall off of Mr. Rude's head. Mr. Rude talks through the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Messy (overlap): (muttering incoherently)
Mr. Rude (overlap): Would you mind keeping your filthy junk to yourself.
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): May I help you find something, Mr. Messy?
(Mr. Messy takes an armful of trash out of the trash can)
Mr. Messy: That'd be great. Here, hold this.
(Mr. Messy gives Mr. Rude the trash he was holding. Much to Mr. Rude's disgust. Mr. Messy resumes digging through the trash can)
Mr. Messy: (grunts)
(Mr. Messy quickly finds the turkey sandwich he accidentally threw out)
Mr. Messy: Found it. See you later, mate.
(Mr. Messy leaves with his sandwich. Leaving behind the trash he flung everywhere from the trash can. Mr. Rude puts the heap of trash Mr. Messy gave him into his empty lunchbox. Little Miss Chatterbox returns and sits next to Mr. Rude)
Miss Chatterbox: So how's my invention working out?
(Mr. Rude talks through the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Rude: I have never hated anything so much in my life!
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): Thank you for allowing me to use this marvelous invention. It has changed my life.
Miss Chatterbox: (laughing) What did I tell you? You're a real gentleman now. Well, I guess you won't be needing this anymore.
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes the Polite-O-Phone back)
Miss Chatterbox: Don't thank me. Consider it my good deed of the day.
(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen and overlap): I like to do lots of good deeds.
Mr. Rude (overlap): I thought she would never leave. (burps)
(Mr. Rude lies down on the bench using his lunchbox as a pillow)
Mr. Rude: (exhales)
(The screen fades to black. The fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a mini Little Miss Scary wearing a miniaturized version of the orange cyclops appears. Little Miss Scary is happy that her invention is a success)
Miss Scary: Ah!
(The mini Little Miss Scary turns to her creator)
Mini Miss Scary: (shrieks)
Miss Scary: (screams in fear)
(Little Miss Scary drops the test tubes she was holding and runs away)
Mini Miss Scary: (shrieks)
(A plethora of orange circles appear to form Mr. Tickle. The camera zooms into Mr. Tickle's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene takes place back on the set of Good Morning Dillydale. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting behind their hosting desk with Mr. Scatterbrain shown sitting in a separate chair next to the hosts holding a box with question marks plastered on it that also has a crank attached to it)
Mr. Happy: And we're back.
(Little Miss Sunshine waves to the viewers)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Scatterbrain was just showing us his latest invention...the Remember Box.
(Mr. Happy taps his head with a finger. Mr. Scatterbrain looks stumped upon hearing about the Remember Box)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I was? Hmm, well, where is it?
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks around)
Miss Sunshine: It's on your lap.
(Mr. Scatterbrain sees the Remember Box on his lap)
Miss Sunshine: At least, I think that's it, or else I'm on the wrong show.
Mr. Happy: No, you're right, Miss Sunshine. So, Mr. Scatterbrain, tell us about this wonderful invention.
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs) Well, you see, I forget stuff. So I invented this box to help me remember everything I'm going to forget later. (laughs) I'll show you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain cranks the crank on the Remember Box. The lid opens and Mr. Scatterbrain pulls a rabbit out of the box)
Mr. Scatterbrain: This bunny rabbit is to remind me to buy carrots.
(The rabbit starts hopping around the set)
Mr. Happy: For the rabbit!
Mr. Scatterbrain: No, for carrot sandwiches. And this little guy--
(Mr. Scatterbrain opens the Remember Box and a monkey comes out)
Mr. Happy: Is to remind you to buy bananas!
(The monkey hops onto Mr. Happy's head and starts playing with his face. The rabbit appears next to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Scatterbrain: No. To remind me...
(The Remember Box closes and Mr. Scatterbrain turns the crank again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: To bring this pigmy goat...
(The box opens and a tiny pygmy goat jumps out of the box and into the palm of Mr. Scatterbrain's hand)
Pygmy Goat (overlap): (bleats)
Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): Back to the zoo.
(The monkey stops playing with Mr. Happy's face and decides to sit on top of his head. The rabbit blows a raspberry at the pygmy goat and hops away)
Pygmy Goat: (bleat)
(The pygmy goat runs after the rabbit)
Miss Sunshine: Do you have anything else in there?
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns the crank of The Remember Box and it opens)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a crocodile)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Just this crocodile.
Crocodile: (snarls)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a bunch of carrots from The Remember Box)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, look! Carrots. (laughs) I must have remembered to get them after all.
Miss Sunshine: Do you have crocodile repellent in there?
Crocodile (offscreen): (growls)
Mr. Scatterbrain: No, just the goat.
(The pygmy goat hops up on top of the chair Mr. Scatterbrain is sitting in)
Mr. Scatterbrain (in a whisper): They're not very friendly, you know.
(The pygmy goat bites Mr. Scatterbrain's hat)
Mr. Happy: Well that's just about all the time we have for Invention Day! We'll see you again on...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The audience is heard clapping)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
(The rabbit hops back onto the set. The monkey puts one of their hands on their head. The Good Morning Dillydale intro plays complete with the animation. The screen fades to black and the ending scene plays. The ending scene shows a museum of inventions where various Mr. Men and Little Misses are looking at large images of inventions. First, the viewers see Mr. Pernickety looking at images of the telephone and the can opener)
Narrator: With so many marvelous inventions,
(The camera pans to the left and the viewers see Mr. Strong looking at images of the guitar, the lawnmower, and broom)
Narrator: It's amazing to think there's anything left to invent.
(Mr. Quiet walks past images of a pair of scuba flippers and the clipboard. Mr. Messy walks past Mr. Bump holding a bag of popcorn and a cup of fizzy pop. Mr. Bump walks past an image of the toaster when a flower pot unexpectedly lands on his head, resulting in Mr. Bump being put in a daze as he falls to the ground and sees stars)
Narrator: Why, household appliances alone...
(Mr. Messy walks past images of the vacuum cleaner, the electric cord, and two images of the lightbulb)
Narrator: Make the lives of...
(Little Miss Scary is shown at a workbench with chemicals on top of it. Little Miss Scary pours the chemicals in one test tube into another test tube full of chemicals and ends up creating a mini version of herself wearing a miniaturized version of the orange cyclops mask)
Narrator: Everyone easier.
(The camera pans to Mr. Grumpy presenting his Tickle Protector to a crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses. Mr. Grumpy is wearing a yellow Tickle Protector. The crowd consists of Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Noisy, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Helpful, Little Miss Calamity, and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Narrator: There's always a new invention right behind the last one. For those daring enough to use it.
(Mr. Tickle runs over and tickles Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Tickle gets zapped by Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector and stops tickling Mr. Grumpy in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(Static appears on the screen and a commercial for "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector" begins with Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Bump playing golf. Mr. Tickle is shown hiding behind the bushes as Mr. Persnickety prepares to hit the ball)
Mr. Grumpy (voiceover): Has this ever happened to you?
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Pernickety. This causes Mr. Pernickety to knock Mr. Bump out with his golf club)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! (laughs)
(Mr. Pernickety grabs Mr. Tickle's arms)
Mr. Pernickety: Stop that!
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Calamity struggling to hold a cake)
Mr. Grumpy (voiceover): Or this?
(Mr. Tickle sneaks up from behind and tickles Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Woah! Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity throws the cake in the air and it lands on her. Trapping her inside the cake. Little Miss Calamity sways for a moment before falling over. The cake gets ruined and Mr. Tickle tickles her feet)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy walks over wearing a yellow sportscoat (a Tickle Protector))
Mr. Grumpy: Hm...not a pretty sight, is it.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy standing behind an indigo background)
Mr. Grumpy: Well if you've ever been tickled, then you'll want my latest invention..."Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector!" The only sports coat that gives off a small electric charge when tickled!
(Mr. Grumpy steps to the right and Little Miss Scary walks over with a TV monitor, and leaves the TV monitor next to Mr. Grumpy. The TV monitor shows Mr. Bounce installing a satellite dish)
Mr. Grumpy: Watch what happens to this unsuspecting tickle target!
(The camera zooms in on the TV monitor. Mr. Tickle appears behind the chimney)
Mr. Tickle: I think someone needs a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bounce: Oh-ho!
(Mr. Bounce falls off the roof)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces on the road)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce bounces offscreen and hits an unknown Little Miss)
Unknown Little Miss (offscreen): Woah!
(The scene cuts back to the beginning of the same scenario, except Mr. Bounce is wearing a green Tickle Protector. Mr. Grumpy pops up on screen)
Mr. Grumpy: Now watch what happens when wearing "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector."
(Mr. Tickle pops out from behind the chimney and tries to tickle Mr. Bounce. Mr. Tickle gets zapped and falls off the roof. Mr. Bounce smiles and Mr. Tickle uses his arms to pull himself back up. The screen zooms out to show Mr. Grumpy again)
Mr. Grumpy: With "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector..."
(The screen fades back to the indigo background and shows the Tickle Protector in red, blue, and yellow)
Mr. Grumpy: You'll not only be the best dressed Mr. Man in town...
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Lazy are wheeled out. All three are wearing Tickle Protectors. Mr. Strong is wearing a light yellow Tickle Protector, Mr. Rude is wearing a light green Tickle Protector, and Mr. Lazy is wearing a blue Tickle Protector)
Mr. Grumpy: You'll also be 100% tickle free!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Lazy, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Strong, but fails and gets zapped each time. Then Mr. Tickle tries tickling Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle gets zapped again and is in disbelief as he stops tickling Mr. Grumpy. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy alone behind the indigo background)
Mr. Grumpy: Call now and you'll receive my latest book...
(Mr. Grumpy holds up a book with a smiley face crossed out on the cover)
Mr. Grumpy: "100 Reasons Why Happy People Annoy Me." So, order "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector" today! Because face it, not everybody wants to be tickled!
(The screen fades to black)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big red-orange screen comes up with "Inventions" written on it with gears and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins with Mr. Lazy sitting in a lawn chair holding a remote)
Narrator: Where would the world be without inventions?
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on his remote and it turns on his lawnmower)
Narrator: Dillydale takes that question quite seriously!
(A gopher is shown next to the lawnmower. The gopher ducks into their hole)
Narrator: Each year, the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(The gopher grabs a flower that was next to their hole and ducks back into it)
Narrator: Set aside some time...
(The scene cuts to the streets of Dillydale where Little Miss Calamity is being chased by Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's homemade streetsweeper)
Narrator: To invent new machines and gadgets to help make...
(Little Miss Calamity trips and falls over. This leads to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's streetsweeper sucking up Little Miss Calamity)
Narrator: Our world a better place!
(As Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey drive their streetsweeper away, Mr. Bump is shown flying with his invention: the propeller hat that actually can make you fly)
Narrator: And every year Dillydale celebrates their accomplishments!
(Mr. Bump gives a thumbs up to the viewers only to bump into a lamppost. The hat flies off of Mr. Bump's head and he lands on the street. Sitting down with stars circling his head)
Narrator: Coming together to offer up a hardy...hurrah! Or...
(Two ice packs bounce past Mr. Bump with a third ice pack landing on Mr. Bump's head. Much to his appreciation)
Narrator: Lend an ice pack or two.
(The screen fades to black and transitions to a Good Morning Dillydale broadcast. The Good Morning Dillydale intro plays complete with the animation)
Introduction Voices (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!
(The scene fades to the Good Morning Dillydale set. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are behind their desk)
Mr. Happy: Ha-ha. I'm Mr. Happy.
Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine.
Mr. Happy: And today we're celebrating inventions.
(Mr. Happy puts on a pair of high-tech goggles that have its lenses zoom in and out)
Mr. Happy: Think how different the world would be if someone hadn't invented...
(The camera pans over to the monitor)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): The car!
(On the monitor, Little Miss Calamity crashes her car into a lamppost)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Or...
(On the monitor, the lamppost falls on top of Little Miss Calamity's car)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): The lightbulb!
(On the monitor, the lightbulb inside the lamppost breaks. The camera cuts to Little Miss Sunshine holding her pigtails)
Miss Sunshine: Or those little things you stick at the end of your corncob!
(Little Miss Sunshine blinks as Mr. Happy stares at her for a moment)
Mr. Happy: You said it, Miss Sunshine.
(Mr. Happy looks at the viewers)
Mr. Happy: Now, let's meet our first guest.
(The scene cuts to another part of the "Good Morning Dillydale" set. Little Miss Daredevil is with her chair-like invention when Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine rise from the floor next to her)
Mr. Happy: Welcome to the show, Miss Daredevil!
Miss Daredevil: Thanks for having me.
(Little Miss Sunshine sees Little Miss Daredevil's invention)
Miss Sunshine: So this is your invention?
Miss Daredevil: Sure is. I call it "The Rocket."
(Mr. Happy moves over to "The Rocket" and looks at it)
Mr. Happy: Uh-huh!
(Mr. Happy looks at "The Rocket" at a different angle)
Mr. Happy: Uh-huh!
(Mr. Happy looks at "The Rocket" at a different angle)
Mr. Happy: I see!
(Mr. Happy moves back to Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: What's it do?
Miss Daredevil: It can do just about anything!
Miss Sunshine: (gasps) Can it lay an egg?
(Little Miss Daredevil frowns in annoyance)
Miss Daredevil: Anything but that.
Miss Sunshine: Oh, well, let's pick a lucky person from the audience to help demonstrate.
Mr. Happy: Great idea, Miss Sunshine. How about you, Mr. Quiet?
(The camera cuts to the audience. A spotlight stops on Mr. Quiet, who is in the front row between Little Miss Scary and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Come on up and try it out.
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(Little Miss Sunshine grabs Mr. Quiet by the wrist)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Let's give Mr. Quiet a big round of applause.
(Everyone is heard clapping for Mr. Quiet. Little Miss Sunshine pushes Mr. Quiet onto the stage)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
(Mr. Quiet climbs into The Rocket)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, no.
(Little Miss Daredevil grabs a joystick connected to The Rocket)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Miss Daredevil: The rocket is an all-in-one entertainment center.
(The Rocket reclines back and extends the foot room, a mini screen lowers down in front of Mr. Quiet as The Rocket transforms into a movie theater)
Miss Daredevil: It's not just a chair, it's a movie theater.
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(Mr. Quiet calms down)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Oh! Mr. Men Show!
(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine marvel at Little Miss Daredevil's remarkable invention by sharing surprised reactions with each other)
Mr. Quiet: (incoherent talking)
Miss Daredevil: And of course,
(A cup of fizzy pop comes out of The Rocket and is positioned next to Mr. Quiet)
Miss Daredevil: Can't forget the popcorn and fizzy pop.
(The cup of fizzy pop bumps Mr. Quiet, much to his annoyance)
Mr. Quiet: Ow, uh, what the—?
(A bag of popcorn pops up in between Mr. Quiet's legs, then a robotic hand starts feeding Mr. Quiet popcorn)
Mr. Quiet: No! No! Oh!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: Wow, that is some chair.
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (muffled noises)
Mr. Happy: Are you with me folks?
(Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and the audience applaud in agreement)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Miss Daredevil: But wait. You haven't even seen the best part.
Mr. Quiet: What's that?
Miss Daredevil: Watching a movie is fun, but imagine if you could do it in space.
(Mr. Quiet realizes what Little Miss Daredevil means and puts his hand on the popcorn gizmo)
Mr. Quiet and Mr. Happy: (gasps)
(The popcorn gizmo resumes feeding Mr. Quiet popcorn)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): You're not saying—
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Miss Daredevil: That's right, it's not just a chair...
(The movie screen, fizzy pop, and popcorn retract back into The Rocket)
Miss Daredevil: It's a rocket ship.
(Mr. Quiet spits out the popcorn that was shoved into his mouth)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! ROCKET SHIP!?
(A shield lowers down and encases Mr. Quiet into the Rocket. Mr. Quiet bangs on the shield as a cry for help but nobody notices)
Miss Daredevil: Okay, stand back...
Mr. Quiet: Oh, help! HELP!!
Miss Daredevil: And prepare to be dazzled.
Mr. Quiet: No!
(The rocket takes off)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(The cable connecting the controller to the rocket becomes fully stretched and Little Miss Daredevil soon loses her grip on the controller. The Rocket is shown blasting off through a hole it made in the ceiling)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Oh-ho-ho!
(The camera cuts back down to Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy: I've said it before and I will say it again: Oh-ho-ho-ho, that is some chair. How long can the rocket stay in space, Miss Daredevil?
Miss Daredevil: No idea. I haven't worked out all the details.
(A whirring sound is heard)
Miss Daredevil: Like how it's supposed to come back to earth.
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (screams)
(The Rocket lands back onto the ground with a few bounces. The shield part of The Rocket opens back up)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(Mr. Quiet elbows The Rocket)
Mr. Quiet: Ah.
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Happy: What do you know! It came back!
Miss Sunshine: It can do so much, yet it can't lay an egg?
Mr. Happy: So, Mr. Quiet, was it as exciting as it looked?
(Mr. Quiet pulls an egg out from the rocket's seat)
Mr. Quiet: (muttering)
(Mr. Happy takes the egg from Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Happy: Don't go away! We'll be right back with more...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The audience claps)
Audience (offscreen): Woo!
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(The camera fades to the Good Morning Dillydale logo. Various Mr. Scatterbrain balloons appear, then we see Mr. Scatterbrain hanging on one of them, and he lifts his hat. The first bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is about to use test tubes full of chemicals to make something)
Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)
(Little Miss Scary pours one of the chemicals into the test tube with the other beaker and a chick appears)
Chick: (cheeps)
(Little Miss Scary frowns in disappointment. The screen cuts to black. Static appears on the screen and a commercial for "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector" begins with Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Bump playing golf. Mr. Tickle is shown hiding behind the bushes as Mr. Persnickety prepares to hit the ball)
Mr. Grumpy (voiceover): Has this ever happened to you?
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Persnickety. This causes Mr. Persnickety to knock Mr. Bump out with his golf club)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! (laughs)
(Mr. Persnickety grabs Mr. Tickle's arms)
Mr. Persnickety: Stop that!
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Calamity struggling to hold a cake)
Mr. Grumpy (voiceover): Or this?
(Mr. Tickle sneaks up from behind and tickles Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Woah! Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity throws the cake in the air and it lands on her. Trapping her inside the cake. Little Miss Calamity sways for a moment before falling over. The cake gets ruined and Mr. Tickle tickles her feet)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy walks over wearing a yellow sportscoat (a Tickle Protector))
Mr. Grumpy: Hm...not a pretty sight, is it.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy standing behind an indigo background)
Mr. Grumpy: Well if you've ever been tickled, then you'll want my latest invention..."Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector!" The only sports coat that gives off a small electric charge when tickled!
(Mr. Grumpy steps to the right and Little Miss Scary walks over with a TV monitor, and leaves the TV monitor next to Mr. Grumpy. The TV monitor shows Mr. Bounce installing a satellite dish)
Mr. Grumpy: Watch what happens to this unsuspecting tickle target!
(The camera zooms in on the TV monitor. Mr. Tickle appears behind the chimney)
Mr. Tickle: I think someone needs a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bounce: Oh-ho!
(Mr. Bounce falls off the roof)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces on the road)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Boing!
(Mr. Bounce bounces offscreen and hits an unknown Little Miss)
Unknown Little Miss (offscreen): Woah!
(The scene cuts back to the beginning of the same scenario, except Mr. Bounce is wearing a green Tickle Protector. Mr. Grumpy pops up on screen)
Mr. Grumpy: Now watch what happens when wearing "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector."
(Mr. Tickle pops out from behind the chimney and tries to tickle Mr. Bounce. Mr. Tickle gets zapped and falls off the roof. Mr. Bounce smiles and Mr. Tickle uses his arms to pull himself back up. The screen zooms out to show Mr. Grumpy again)
Mr. Grumpy: With "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector..."
(The screen fades back to the indigo background and shows the Tickle Protector in red, blue, and yellow)
Mr. Grumpy: You'll not only be the best dressed Mr. Man in town...
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Lazy are wheeled out. All three are wearing Tickle Protectors. Mr. Strong is wearing a light yellow Tickle Protector, Mr. Rude is wearing a light green Tickle Protector, and Mr. Lazy is wearing a blue Tickle Protector)
Mr. Grumpy: You'll also be 100% tickle free!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Lazy, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Strong, but fails and gets zapped each time. Then Mr. Tickle tries tickling Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle gets zapped again and is in disbelief as he stops tickling Mr. Grumpy. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy alone behind the indigo background)
Mr. Grumpy: Call now and you'll receive my latest book...
(Mr. Grumpy holds up a book with a smiley face crossed out on the cover)
Mr. Grumpy: "100 Reasons Why Happy People Annoy Me." So, order "Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector" today! Because face it, not everybody wants to be tickled!
(The screen fades to black. The second bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a koala appears. Little Miss Scary drops the test tubes in shock upon seeing the koala)
Miss Scary: (yells)
(Little Miss Scary slams her hands on the table in frustration and scratches her head in confusion. A plethora of Mr. Rude’s faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starting Little Miss Calamity plays)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎵 Dance, dance, dance, dance, woo-hoo! 🎵 Look at that!
(The dance video ends with Little Miss Sunshine dropping down from the top of the screen while holding an umbrella to bring the next scene on screen. The next scene takes place in Mr. Lazy's house. Mr. Lazy is lying on his couch when Little Miss Helpful arrives with a homemade universal remote control)
Miss Helpful: Here you go, Mr. Lazy. The helpful doing-everything-you-want-without-ever-leaving-the-couch remote control.
(Mr. Lazy takes the remote control)
Mr. Lazy: Whoa you invented this, Miss Helpful?
(Little Miss Helpful sits down next to Mr. Lazy)
Miss Helpful: Yes siree! And it is my gift to you!
(Mr. Lazy lies down and hugs the remote control)
Mr. Lazy: I'll treasure it always from the comfort of my couch!
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control to turn on the TV, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote. Little Miss Helpful gets up from the couch and bangs on the TV)
Miss Helpful: Hmm, must need another adjustment.
(Little Miss Helpful takes the remote and modifies it a bit)
Miss Helpful: (grunts) There.
(Little Miss Helpful hands Mr. Lazy back the remote)
Miss Helpful: Should work now.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control to turn on the TV, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote)
Miss Helpful: See ya!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves Mr. Lazy's House. Mr. Lazy gets up)
Mr. Lazy: Okay.
(Mr. Lazy walks over to the the vacuum cleaner)
Mr. Lazy: Let's see. Vacuum.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote control 3 times to turn on the vacuum, but nothing happens despite radio waves coming out of the remote)
Mr. Lazy: Hmm, nothing.
(Mr. Lazy pats the vacuum)
Mr. Lazy: You're my kind of vacuum.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote again. Radio waves are shown coming out of the remote. The camera cuts outside to show the radio waves coming out of Mr. Lazy's RV. Mr. Lazy's RV is shown parked next to Little Miss Calamity's house. The radio waves enter Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity is shown meditating)
Miss Calamity: Om! Om-
(Little Miss Calamity's vacuum turns on courtesy of Mr. Lazy's remote control and starts going out of control. This causes Little Miss Calamity to snap out of her meditation)
Miss Calamity: Ah—Oh!
(The vacuum starts chasing Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Oh! What's going on? Oh no! You get away from me, you!
(Little Miss Calamity hides behind the sofa)
Miss Calamity: What's going on?!
(The vacuum picks up Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity gets off the vacuum and jumps on top of the sofa armed with a broom)
Miss Calamity: (panting) Ow, oh. Oh, oh. Oh.
(Little Miss Calamity starts hitting the vacuum with her broom)
Miss Calamity: (panting) Oh! G'uh!
(Little Miss Calamity continues hitting the vacuum with her broom. The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy, who aims the remote at his sink)
Mr. Lazy: Maybe it'll turn on the faucet.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote again. Radio waves are shown coming out of the remote. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Calamity. The sink in her kitchen has turned on all by itself courtesy of Mr. Lazy's remote. Water starts flooding out of the sink)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): What's that sound?
(Little Miss Calamity runs to the sink)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity dodges the rogue vacuum cleaner and makes her way to the sink. She sees the faucet on and water overflowing the sink. She tries to turn off the faucet but to no avail)
Miss Calamity: I can't get it to work!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy, who aims the remote at his stereo)
Mr. Lazy: Wouldn't mind a little music.
(Mr. Lazy presses the button on the remote. The radio waves ripple through Mr. Lazy's house to Little Miss Calamity's house. Little Miss Calamity's music speakers turn on and blares very loud music. Little Miss Calamity runs through her house covering her ears)
Miss Calamity: This is crazy!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy as he continues to use the remote)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Toilets.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a toilet appears)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Toasters.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a taster appears)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Cake Mixer.
(Mr. Lazy pushes the button on the remote and an image of a cake mixer appears. The scene cuts back to Little Miss Calamity's chaos filled house. The house is flooded with water. Little Miss Calamity tries to run but is stopped by the rogue cake mixer)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity jumps on top of her couch as she sees her whole house in disarray)
Miss Calamity: Too much for me. (panting) Oh-oh. What a calamity.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Batteries must be dead. (sighs) Guess that means I have to get up and go get new ones.
(Mr. Lazy thinks for a moment)
Mr. Lazy: Or not.
(Mr. Lazy tosses the remote out the door of his RV and lays down on his couch. The remote lands to the left of a gopher hole with a red flower on the right of it. A gopher comes out, sniffs around, grabs the remote, and takes it back into their hole. The screen iris' out the iris then appears and slightly expands around the gopher hole as radio waves come out of it as the gopher (unseen) presses the button on the remote. The screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a tiny pig appears. Little Miss Scary thinks she's successful for a moment)
Miss Scary: Ha.
(Little Miss Scary sees that she made a pig and realizes her failed attempt)
Miss Scary: (yells in frustration)
(Little Miss Scary throws the test tubes out of her hands in frustration. The test tubes shatter and startle the pig)
Pig: (squeals)
(Several Mr. Bump balls cover the screen and transition to the next plot. Mr. Rude and Little Miss Chatterbox are seen sitting on a bench at the park)
Miss Chatterbox: It just seemed like it was time to put my inventing skills to good use. Of course, lots of really great things have already been invented.
(A thought bubble appears over Little Miss Chatterbox's head showing the following three inventions she mentions)
Miss Chatterbox: Like marshmallows and stretchy socks and bags for you bowling ball.
(The thought bubble disappears)
Miss Chatterbox: But then I had an idea for something that would be really, really great. And here it is:
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes out her invention)
Miss Chatterbox: The polite-a-phone.
(Little Miss Chatterbox gives Mr. Rude the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Rude: I hate it already. What does it do?
Miss Chatterbox: You just talk into this part right here, say anything you'd normally say, and then your voice will come out on the other side. Only they'll be nice words instead of the ones you usually use.
Mr. Rude: I'll give you nice words
(Mr. Rude farts and Little Miss Chatterbox is disgusted by this)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(The Angry Heads appear)
Angry Heads: MR. RUDE!!
(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: That's exactly what I'm talking about! You need to learn to be more polite. Otherwise, your friends are going to stop inviting you to places. It's for your own good.
Mr. Rude: Fine, Miss Chatterbox, I will use it. Just go. You are giving me a headache.
Miss Chatterbox; An hour with my invention and you'll be a changed man.
Mr. Rude: Hopefully not too changed.
(Mr. Rude stands up on the bench with pride)
Mr. Rude: I like myself just the way I am.
Miss Chatterbox: (laughing)
(Little Miss Chatterbox gets off the bench and walks away with her lunchbox. Mr. Rude gets down off the bench while holding the Polite-o-Phone. Mr. Rude puts the Polite-o-Phone down and grabs his lunchbox. Mr. Rude sits back down on the bench, opens his lunchbox, takes out a grape, and eats the grape. He keeps eating grapes like that as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk over)
Mr. Nosey: Oh! Hey there, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Nosey looks at Mr. Rude's lunchbox)
Mr. Nosey: Uh, what else do you have in your lunchbox?
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small sit down on the bench. Mr. Nosey on Mr. Rude's right and Mr. Small on Mr. Rude's left. Mr. Rude puts his lunchbox to the side)
Mr. Rude: Uh-
(Mr. Rude remembers the Polite-o-Phone and reluctantly grabs it and speaks into it. Mr. Small starts eating a sandwich that was in Mr. Rude's lunchbox)
Mr. Rude: Get your grubby and nosey paws out of there.
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): Help yourself to anything you wish, Mr. Nosey.
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Uh...
(Mr. Small resumes eating some food from the lunchbox while Mr. Nosey helps himself to an apple from it)
Mr. Nosey: Don't mind if we do.
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey eat the food they took out of the lunchbox. Upon finishing, Mr. Small gets up from the bench)
Mr. Small: That was scrumptious, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Nosey gets up from the bench and leaves with Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: We'll have to do it again sometime.
(Mr. Rude scowls over the fact that he just gave his lunch away. Mr. Messy shows up and notices the trash can next to the bench on Mr. Rude's right)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Rude! Don't mind me.
(Mr. Messy starts digging through the trash can and a banana peel lands on Mr. Rude's head)
Mr. Messy: I'm just looking for a turkey sandwich I left here last week.
(Mr. Messy continues digging through the trash can and a dead fish lands on Mr. Rude's head)
Mr. Messy: Huh! Uh! (mutters)
(The fish and banana peel fall off of Mr. Rude's head. Mr. Rude talks through the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Rude: Would you mind keeping your filthy junk to yourself.
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): May I help you find something, Mr. Messy?
(Mr. Messy takes an armful of trash out of the trash can)
Mr. Messy: That'd be great. Here, hold this.
(Mr. Messy gives Mr. Rude the trash he was holding. Much to Mr. Rude's disgust. Mr. Messy resumes digging through the trash can. Fortunately, he quickly finds the turkey sandwich he accidentally threw out)
Mr. Messy: Found it. See you later, Mr. Rude.
(Mr. Messy leaves with his sandwich. Leaving behind the trash he flung everywhere from the trash can. Mr. Rude puts the heap of trash Mr. Messy gave him into his empty lunchbox. Little Miss Chatterbox returns and sits next to Mr. Rude)
Miss Chatterbox: So how's my invention working out?
(Mr. Rude talks through the Polite-o-Phone)
Mr. Rude: I have never hated anything so much in my life!
Mr. Rude's Voice (through the Polite-o-Phone): Thank you for allowing me to use this marvelous invention. It has changed my life.
Miss Chatterbox: (laughing) What did I tell you? You're a real gentleman now. Well, I guess you won't be needing this anymore.
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes the Polite-O-Phone back)
Miss Chatterbox: Don't thank me. Consider it my good deed of the day.
(Little Miss Chatterbox leaves)
Mr. Rude: I thought she would never leave. (burps)
(Mr. Rude lies down on the bench using his lunchbox as a pillow)
Mr. Rude: (exhales)
(The screen fades to black. The fourth bumper plays. Little Miss Scary is in her laboratory and is using test tubes and making something. She combines the chemicals together into one test tube and a mini Little Miss Scary wearing a miniaturized version of the orange cyclops appears. Little Miss Scary is happy that her invention is a success. The mini Little Miss Scary turns to her creator)
Mini Miss Scary: (laughing)
(Little Miss Scary gets scared and drops the test tubes she was holding before running away. A plethora of orange circles appear to form Mr. Tickle. The camera zooms into Mr. Tickle's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene takes place back on the set of Good Morning Dillydale. Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting behind their hosting desk with Mr. Scatterbrain shown sitting in a separate chair next to the hosts holding a box with question marks plastered on it that also has a crank attached to it)
Mr. Happy: And we're back.
(Little Miss Sunshine waves to the viewers)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Scatterbrain was just showing us his latest invention...the Remember Box.
(Mr. Happy taps his head with a finger. Mr. Scatterbrain looks stumped upon hearing about the Remember Box)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I was? Hmm, well, where is it?
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks around)
Miss Sunshine: It's on your lap.
(Mr. Scatterbrain sees the Remember Box on his lap)
Miss Sunshine: At least I think that's it, or else I'm on the wrong show.
Mr. Happy: No, you're right, Miss Sunshine. So, Mr. Scatterbrain, tell us about this wonderful box.
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs) Well, you see, I forget stuff. So, I invented this box to help me remember everything I'm going to forget later. (laughs) I'll show you.
(Mr. Scatterbrain cranks the crank on the Remember Box. The lid opens and Mr. Scatterbrain pulls a rabbit out of the box)
Mr. Scatterbrain: This bunny rabbit is to remind me to buy carrots.
(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the rabbit down and closes the box)
Mr. Happy: For the rabbit?
(The rabbit starts hopping around the set)
Mr. Scatterbrain: No, for carrot sandwiches. And this little guy—-
(Mr. Scatterbrain opens the Remember Box and a monkey comes out)
Mr. Happy: Is to remind you to buy bananas!
(The monkey hops onto Mr. Happy's head and starts playing with his face. The rabbit appears next to Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Scatterbrain: No. To remind me...
(The Remember Box closes and Mr. Scatterbrain turns the crank again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: To bring this pigmy goat...
(The box opens and a tiny pygmy goat jumps out of the box and into the palm of Mr. Scatterbrain's hand)
Pygmy Goat (overlap): (bleats)
Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): Back to the zoo.
(The monkey stops playing with Mr. Happy's face and decides to sit on top of his head. The rabbit blows a raspberry at the pygmy goat and hops away)
Pygmy Goat: (bleat)
(The pygmy goat runs after the rabbit)
Miss Sunshine: Do you have anything else in there?
(Mr. Scatterbrain turns the crank of The Remember Box and it opens)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a crocodile)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Just this crocodile.
Crocodile: (snarls)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a bunch of carrots from The Remember Box)
Crocodile (offscreen): (growls)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, look! Carrots! (laughs) I must have remembered to get them after all.
Miss Sunshine: Do you have crocodile repellent in there?
Crocodile (offscreen): (growls)
Mr. Scatterbrain: No, just the goat.
(The pygmy goat hops up on top of the chair Mr. Scatterbrain is sitting in)
Mr. Scatterbrain (in a whisper): They're not very friendly, you know.
(The pygmy goat bites Mr. Scatterbrain's hat)
Mr. Happy: Well that's all the time we have for Invention Day! We'll see you again on...
Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: Good Morning Dillydale!
(The audience is heard clapping)
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
(The rabbit hops back onto the set. The monkey puts one of their hands on their head. The Good Morning Dillydale intro plays complete with the animation. The screen fades to black and the ending scene plays. The ending scene shows a museum of inventions where various Mr. Men and Little Misses are looking at large images of inventions. First, the viewers see Mr. Persnickety looking at images of the telephone and the can opener)
Narrator: With so many marvelous inventions,
(The camera pans to the left and the viewers see Mr. Strong looking at images of the guitar, the lawnmower, and broom)
Narrator: It's amazing to think there's anything left to invent.
(Mr. Quiet walks past images of a pair of scuba flippers and the clipboard. Mr. Messy walks past Mr. Bump holding a bag of popcorn and a cup of fizzy pop. Mr. Bump walks past an image of the toaster when a flower pot unexpectedly lands on his head, resulting in Mr. Bump being put in a daze as he falls to the ground and sees stars)
Narrator: Why, household appliances alone...
(Mr. Messy walks past images of the vacuum cleaner, the electric cord, and two images of the lightbulb)
Narrator: Make the lives of...
(Little Miss Scary is shown at a workbench with chemicals on top of it. Little Miss Scary pours the chemicals in one test tube into another test tube full of chemicals and ends up creating a mini version of herself wearing a miniaturized version of the orange cyclops mask)
Narrator: Everyone easier.
(The camera pans to Mr. Grumpy presenting his Tickle Protector to a crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses. Mr. Grumpy is wearing a yellow Tickle Protector. The crowd consists of Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Noisy, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Helpful, Little Miss Calamity, and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Narrator: There's always a new invention right behind the last one. For those...
(Mr. Tickle runs over and tickles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle gets zapped by Mr. Grumpy's Tickle Protector and stops tickling Mr. Grumpy in disbelief)
Narrator: Daring enough to use it.
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)