Mr. Nosy: (Speaks) Wow! [UK: Look at that, Mr. Small!]
Mr. Small: Floats as big as smallish yachts.
Mr. Nosy: Giant balloons in tangled knots.
Mr. Small: Joyful sounds of marching bands.
Mr. Nosy: Barely a spot to sit or stand.
Mr. Small and Nosy:
It must be the parade!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hooray!
It must be the Parade!
Coming your way!
It must be the parade right now.
Mr. Small: Horses stepping high and round!
Mr. Nosy: Batons flying over the crowd!
Mr. Small: Sure could use some lemonade. [UK: I would love some lemonade!]
Mr. Nosy: Wonder if there's any shade...
Mr. Small: Oh, look Nose! The Marching band drum core!
Mr. Nosy: Ooh! And over there is an elephant....core! [UK: ...over there is an apple core!
Mr. Small: Oh, very funny, Nose!
Mr. Nosy: (Laughs)]
Mr. Small: Flowers spewing purple goo!
Mr. Nosy: There's even a floating toilet too!
Mr. Small: Did the clown just run past me?
Mr. Nosy: Uh-uh. That was Miss Calamity.
Mr. Small: Nah!
Mr. Small: Ah! Splendid!
- This is one of Mr. Nos(e)y and Mr. Small's notable songs.