Mr. Nosey: (Speaks) Wow! Look at that, Mr. Small! Mr. Small: Floats as big as smallish yachts. Mr. Nosy: Giant balloons in tangled knots. Mr. Small: Joyful sounds of marching bands. Mr. Nosey: Barely a spot to sit or stand.
Chorus:
Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey:
It must be the parade!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hooray!
It must be the Parade!
Coming your way!
It must be the parade right now.
Mr. Small: Horses stepping high and proud! Mr. Nosy: Batons flying over the crowd! Mr. Small:I would love some lemonade! Mr. Nosy: Wonder if there's any shade...
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Oh, look Nose! The Marching band drum core! Mr. Nosy: Ooh! And over there is an apple core! Mr. Small: Oh, very funny, Nose! Mr. Nosy: (Laughs)
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Flowers spewing purple goo! Mr. Nosy: There's even a floating toilet too! Mr. Small: Did a clown just run past me? Mr. Nosy: Oh, wait. It's Miss Calamity! Mr. Small: Nah!
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Ah! Splendid, Nose! Splendid!
=== US Dub ===
Mr. Nosy: (Speaking) Wow! Mr. Small: Floats as big as smallish yachts. Mr. Nosy: Giant balloons in tangled knots. Mr. Small: Joyful sounds of marching bands. Mr. Nosy: Barely a spot to sit or stand.
Chorus:
Mr. Small and Nosy:
It must be the parade!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hooray!
It must be the Parade!
Coming your way!
It must be the parade right now.
Mr. Small: Horses stepping high and proud! Mr. Nosy: Batons flying over the crowd! Mr. Small: Sure could use some lemonade. Mr. Nosy: Wonder if there's any shade...
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Oh, look Nose! The Marching band drum core! Mr. Nosy: Ooh! And over there is an elephant....core! Mr. Small: Oh, very funny, Nose! Mr. Nosy: (Laughs)
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Flowers spewing purple goo! Mr. Nosy: There's even a floating toilet too! Mr. Small: Did a clown just run past me? Mr. Nosy: Uh-uh. That was Miss Calamity. Mr. Small: Nah!
(Chorus)
Mr. Small: Ah! Splendid!
Trivia[]
This is one of Mr. Nos(e)y and Mr. Small's notable songs.
The song's title is shortened to "Parade" on the official composer's SoundCloud.[1]
In the UK version, the flashing tuba transition is replaced with a pink star with a purple outline because the former transition is seizure-inducing.