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Junk Mail is the song heard in Post Office. It is sung by Mr. Messy with Little Miss Whoops singing backup.

Lyrics[]

UK[]

Mr. Messy: (Speaks) Shazam!

(Sings)
There's nothing you can't send by mail!
All it needs is a stamp!
Yeah!
You can mail a sock of cheese
or a busted old lamp!
Send a dented car bumper
or a rusty old clamp!
Wicked!

Chorus:
Drop it! Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
And you junk is sure to get there
the very next day!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
You're gonna wanna thank me!
Check it!

To affix it!
You lick it,
and stick it on the X!
That's all there is to stampin' yo
It's not that complex!
Get it?

(Chorus)

Drop it!
Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers!
Drop it! Drop-drop it!
We're talkin' raggedy old tires!
The really real junk!
The funky junk!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
you're gonna wanna thank me!

US[]

Mr. Messy: (Speaks) Shazam!

(Sings) There's nothing you can't send by mail! All it needs is a stamp! Yeah! You can mail a sock of cheese or a busted old lamp! Send a dented car fender or a rusty old clamp! Get it?

Chorus: Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way! And you junk is sure to get there the very next day! Junk mail! I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, You're gonna wanna thank me! Check it!

To affix it! You lick it, and stick it on the X! That's all there is to stampin' yo It's not that complex! Get it?

(Chorus)

Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way! I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers! Drop it! Drop-drop it! We're talkin' raggedy old tires! The really real junk! The funky junk! Junk mail! I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna wanna thank me!


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Season 1

All's Not Fair  • Beachin' With the Boom Box (US version only) • Beware of What You Grow  • Big Mess  • Bump in the Night  • Bumpity Bump Bump  • Dillydale Dance Floor (US version only) • Dillydale: Love It or Leave It  • Fishes  • Hobbies (Doin' It)  • I Love to Row My Boat-Boat  • I'm Not Tired  • Iceberg Boogie  • It Must Be the Parade  • Mr. Grumpy's Birthday Song  • Paint the World (US version only) • Rain On Down  • Reach High  • Rock the Bones  • Scraping the Skylines  • Talk to the Flowers (US version only)  • The Beat is Taking Over (US version only)  • The Boogie's Got Me (US version only)  • The Dillydale Express  • The Dillydale Superstore  • Tickle it Out  • Tickle You

Season 2
Beach Party A-Go-Go  • Beak Backpack (US version only)  • Boogie Boots  • Burning Rubber  • Cloudy Day in Dillydale (US version only)  • Four Eyes Mix (US version only)  • Gift Wrap (US version only)  • Junk Mail  • Just an Egg (US version only)  • Little Chirping Bluebird (US version only)  • Mr. Nervous' Fear Song  • Mr. Tickle's Pet Rap (US version only)  • Observation Deck (US version only)  • Party of Pink (US version only)  • Rude Land (US version only)  • Shine On Mister Old Sun (US version only)  • Space Goo  • Space Junk (US version only)  • Sun's On My Face (US version only)  • The Sad Tale of Brave Mr. Rude

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