Junk Mail

Junk Mail is the song heard in Post Office. It is sung by Mr. Messy with Little Miss Whoops singing backup.

Lyrics[]

UK[]

Mr. Messy: (Speaks) Shazam!

(Sings)
There's nothing you can't send by mail!
All it needs is a stamp!
Yeah!
You can mail a sock of cheese
or a busted old lamp!
Send a dented car bumper
or a rusty old clamp!
Wicked!

Chorus:
Drop it! Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
And you junk is sure to get there
the very next day!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
You're gonna wanna thank me!
Check it!

To affix it!
You lick it,
and stick it on the X!
That's all there is to stampin' yo
It's not that complex!
Get it?

(Chorus)

Drop it!
Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers!
Drop it! Drop-drop it!
We're talkin' raggedy old tires!
The really real junk!
The funky junk!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
you're gonna wanna thank me!

US[]

Mr. Messy: (Speaks) Shazam!

(Sings) There's nothing you can't send by mail! All it needs is a stamp! Yeah! You can mail a sock of cheese or a busted old lamp! Send a dented car fender or a rusty old clamp! Get it?

Chorus: Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way! And you junk is sure to get there the very next day! Junk mail! I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, You're gonna wanna thank me! Check it!

To affix it! You lick it, and stick it on the X! That's all there is to stampin' yo It's not that complex! Get it?

(Chorus)

Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way! I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers! Drop it! Drop-drop it! We're talkin' raggedy old tires! The really real junk! The funky junk! Junk mail! I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna wanna thank me!

Trivia[]

Little Miss Whoops' US backup voice is retained in the UK dub.

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