Junk Mail is the song heard in Post Office. It is sung by Mr. Messy with the back singing by Miss Whoops.
Lyrics
Mr. Messy: (Speaks) Shazam!
(Sings)
There's nothing you can't send by mail!
All it needs is a stamp!
Yeah!
You can mail a sock of cheese
or a busted old lamp!
Send a dented car fender ("bumper" in UK)
or a rusty old clamp!
Get it? ("Wicked!" in UK)
Chorus:
Drop it! Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
And you junk is sure to get there
the very next day!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
You're gonna wanna thank me!
Check it!
To affix it!
You lick it,
and stick it on the X!
That's all there is to stampin' yo
It's not that complex!
Get it?
(Chorus)
Drop it!
Don't stop it!
Send it on its way!
I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers!
Drop it! Drop-drop it!
We're talkin' raggedy old tires!
The really real junk!
The funky junk!
Junk mail!
I'm sendin' junk mail!
You'll see!
When your mail is full of junk,
you're gonna wanna thank me!
Trivia
- Miss Whoops back sings in her US voice in both the US and the UK dubs.
