Klant, Klant, Klant

Klant, Klant, Klant (a.k.a. Bump, Bump, Bump) is a song from the Swedish record "Mr. Happy and Friends."

Original lyrics[]

(verse)

gick (jag) ut i trädgården

låg väl där en kratta

vet du vad som hände sen?

du får inte skratta!

Foten på och krattan opp

skaftet slog min huvudknopp

är det inte klantrekord?

knockad av en kratta!

*chorus:*

klant, klant, klant

det är alltid likadant

jag går igenom livet som en blind elefant

klant, klant, klant

(Det är) sorgligt men sant

så sant som det är skrivet

att jag är en klant

(verse)

Träffa' jag en trubadur

låna' jag hans cittra

sedan blev han väldigt sur

du får inte fnittra!

Strängar brast och jag satt fast

och sen var instrumentet kasst

Är det inte klantrekord,

brottas med en cittra?

(chorus)

Reste jag till Gubben Korn....**mumbles** .. tre..

(restarts)

Reste jag till Gubben Korn

hjälpte honom harva

Satte mej uti traktorn

Du får inte garva!

Körde fram och körde back

och välte i ett gödselstack

Är det inte klantrekord?

Jag som skulle harva

(chorus)

Deltog en frågesport

det är kul att gissa

Frågan hade jag glömt bort (men)

du får inte fnissa!

Jag sa "ja" men det var fel

-ingen bakar med kamel

är det inte klantrekord?...

Nej, nu måste jag kissa..

**screaming and fake-cursing**

MEN JAG ÄR INTE KLAR!!

Kids: **laugh**

(spoken)

(chorus)

Translation[]

(verse)

(I) went out to my backyard

lying there was a rake

do you know what happens next?

you're not allowed to laugh

its helve hit my head

isn't that one for the bump record?

getting knocked down by a rake!

*chorus:*

Bump, Bump, Bump

it's always the same

I go through life like a blind elephant

Bump, Bump, Bump

it's sad but true

as true as it's writter

that I am a klutz

(verse)

meet up with a troubadour

I borrow his cittern

later he became very cross

you're not allowed to giggle

the strings got burst and I got stuck

now the instrument is worthless

isn't that one for the bump record?

Wrestling with a cittern!

(chorus)

I went to Mr Korn ....**mumbles** ..on three..

(restarts)

I went to Mr Korn

tried to help him harrow

satt myself in the tractor

you're not allowed to crack up!

it drove forward and drove backwards

then fell on a dunghill

isn't that one for the bump record?

me who's supposed to harrow

(chorus)

I participated in a quiz

it's fun to guess

the answer I have forgotten but

you're not allowed to giggle

I said "yes" but I was wrong

no one bakes with cinnamon

isn't that one for the bump record?..

no, I need to go to the bathroom..

**screaming and fake-cursing**

I'M NOT DONE YET!!!

kids: laugh

(spoken)

(chorus)

Video[]

Klant,_klant,_klant — Klant, klant, klant

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