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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big violet screen comes up with "Library" written on it, Mr. Tickle, a book, and who created the episode underneath. The sound of someone flipping pages is heard)
Unknown Mr. Man (voiceover): (clears throat)
Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (voiceover): Shhh!
(The episode begins with a shot of the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: Ah, the library!
(The camera cuts to inside the library. Mr. Tall is helping Mr. Small get a book off of a tall shelf)
Narrator: A place where you can learn...
(Mr. Tall accidentally drops the book onto Mr. Small. Mr. Small waddles away with the book on his head)
Narrator: Have fun, and find yourself lost...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown looking for a book while Mr. Bounce is bouncing to reach a book on a high shelf. Little Miss Whoops watches Mr. Bounce bounce up to the highest shelf. Mr. Small waddles past all three of them)
Narrator: In a thousand different worlds! The library is the place to go
(Mr. Small waddles past Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Lazy. Both Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Lazy are watching a movie on two separate TVs. However, Mr. Scatterbrain is wearing a mask and snorkel, scuba flippers, and a dolphin innertube)
Narrator: If you want to take out a book, use the internet, or just listen to some music.
(Mr. Small waddles past Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Scary. All three of them are listening to music. Mr. Fussy appears to be listening to classical, Little Miss Sunshine appears to be listening to something bouncy, and Little Miss Scary appears to be listening to punk rock)
Miss Scary: (screams)
Narrator: But no matter what one does in the library. It's important that one does it quietly.
(Mr. Small waddles past the front desk. Mr. Quiet is at the front desk waiting for someone)
Narrator: Which is why Mr. Quiet is so excited to start his job as assistant librarian.
(Mr. Noisy pops up from behind the desk)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Hello there,
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Mr. Quiet!!
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
(Mr. Quiet's excitement does down and he becomes a little annoyed/upset)
Mr. Quiet: Hello, Mr. Noisy.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Welcome to your first day on the job...
(Mr. Quiet covers his ears)
Mr. Quiet: (winces)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): At the Dillydale Library!!
(Mr. Quiet uncovers his ears and looks down disappointedly)
Mr. Quiet: Loving it already.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Let me show you around!
(Mr. Noisy walks away and Mr. Quiet follows him. Mr. Noisy leads Mr. Quiet to the "ABC section" of the library)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Here in the "AB and C aisle", library goers can find books on subjects ranging from...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out a book and throws it behind his back. Mr. Quiet catches the book)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): Aardvarks...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out another book and throws it behind his back. Mr. Quiet catches the book)
Mr. Quiet: Ah!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): To beeswax...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out another book and throws it behind his back. The book hits Mr. Quiet in the face and causes Mr. Quiet to drop the other two books he caught)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): To custard pie!!
(Mr. Quiet looks at the book about coconut cream pie but the other two books hit Mr. Quiet on the head; causing him to drop the book)
Mr. Quiet: (groans)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): What's the matter, Mr. Quiet!?
(The extremely loud volume pushes Mr. Quiet away until he's offscreen)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (screams quietly)
(Mr. Quiet crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Noisy: Ow!
(Mr. Noisy raises his megaphone)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Don't you like custard pies!?
(Mr. Quiet is shown seated in front of a statue of a bust and next to a cart full of books that toppled over. The bust falls onto Mr. Quiet's head)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! Ah!
(Mr. Noisy stomps over and directs Mr. Quiet to the next part of the library)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Now over here,
(The bust falls off of Mr. Quiet's head and breaks)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): We have our music section.
Mr. Quiet: Ay!
(Mr. Quiet gets up and runs after Mr. Noisy. Over at the music section, Mr. Nervous is shown picking out a CD)
Mr. Nervous (quietly): Hmm..."The Soothing Sounds of Silence". Oh super!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN, MR. NERVOUS!?
Mr. Nervous: (winces)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): THIS IS A LIBRARY! WHERE PEOPLE COME FOR PEACE AND QUIET!
(Mr. Quiet looks at the camera, points to Mr. Noisy, and gives a look that clearly states, "Look who's talking." Implying that Mr. Quiet is explaining how Mr. Noisy is being a hypocrite by telling people to be quiet despite him being very loud)
Mr. Quiet (overlap): Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen and overlap): NOT ENDLESS CHATTER!!
Mr. Nervous: Chatter? Me? No.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY!?
Mr. Nervous: Security!? Oh! No! No! No! No! No! Not security!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): YOU REALLY GOT TO KEEP YOU EYE ON THAT MR. NERVOUS.
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Quiet walk over to the reading room)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Over here,
Mr. Quiet: (winces)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): We have our reading room.
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Quiet walk into the reading room. Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are also in the reading room)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Oh! Look at the time!
(The camera cuts over to a clock. Mr. Noisy raises the volume on his megaphone and starts speaking through it)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Attention library goers!
(The noise Mr. Noisy is making is so loud, a light falls from the ceiling and breaks in front of Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Miss Sunshine's Afternoon...
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
(Over in the rest of the library, the noise Mr. Noisy is hypocritically making causes library goers like Mr. Nervous to panic and light fixtures to swing)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): Book Reading...
Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): Is about the begin...
(Several book shelves topple over like dominoes and one lands on Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle pops up from the shelves in annoyance)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): In the Reader's Lounge!!
Mr. Tickle (overlap): Oof!
(Books are toppling off of shelves. Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude are seen running all around in a panic while Mr. Bounce is bouncing all around in a panic)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): You don't wanna miss it!
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): (screams)
(Little Miss Daredevil rises up)
Miss Daredevil (overlap): RUN AWAY!!!
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Woah!!
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): It's gonna be that SUPER!!!
(Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Whoops, and Little Miss Daredevil all flee the library)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah!!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): That's enough training for one day, Mr. Quiet!! I'm sure you can't wait to get started as our new assistant librarian.
Mr. Quiet: Yeah, about that...
(Mr. Noisy walks Mr. Quiet over to his assistant librarian desk, which is between two other desks)
Mr. Noisy: Here you go!! A desk of your very own! Take a seat!!
(Mr. Quiet sits down behind his desk)
Mr. Noisy: Welcome aboard!! And enjoy the rest of your day.
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(Mr. Noisy leaves)
Mr. Quiet: Phew!
(The telephone on Mr. Quiet's desk rings)
Mr. Quiet: Wah!
(Mr. Quiet answers the telephone)
Mr. Noisy (over the phone): OH! AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO ASK YOUR FELLOW ASSISTANT LIBRARIANS.
(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Giggles seated in a desk on Mr. Quiet's right)
Mr. Noisy (over the phone and overlap): MISS GIGGLES,
Miss Giggles (overlap): (giggles)
Mr. Quiet: Hmm?
Mr. Noisy (over the phone and overlap): AND MISS CHATTERBOX!
(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Chatterbox seated in a desk on Mr. Quiet's left)
Miss Chatterbox (overlap): I'm sure you know what I'm about to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
Miss Giggles (overlap): (giggles)
Mr. Quiet (overlap): Hmm
(Mr. Quiet hangs up the phone and leans on his desk in disbelief over the hypocrisy he is witnessing)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen and overlap): I just want to tell you that if your any questions about anything do the library, I'm the person to ask. I am practically an encyclopedia when it comes to this place. (giggles)
Miss Giggles (offscreen and overlap): (giggles)
(Not wanting the viewers to deal with this any further, Mr. Quiet breaks the fourth wall and pulls the iris in to end the scene. A giant book appears on the black screen and opens up. Mr. Bump appears in front of the opened book)
Mr. Bump: Hmm?
(Mr. Bump tries to close the book)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Mr. Bump loses his balance)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(The book snaps shut on top of Mr. Bump (with Mr. Bump now shown on the cover))
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(The book goes away. The first bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is at the library trying to get a book off the shelf. Mr. Stubborn pulls at the book but finds it stuck. Mr. Stubborn tries to get the book with all his strength but to no avail. Mr. Stubborn becomes inaudibly out of breath but doesn't give up. Mr. Stubborn gets onto the book shelf and pulls as hard as he can)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The book shelf falls on top of Mr. Stubborn with the book he wanted hovering in midair)
Mr. Stubborn: (screams) Oof!
(When Mr. Stubborn rises though the book shelf, the book he wanted falls to the ground)
Mr. Stubborn: Oh!
(The screen fades to black. The next scene shows Mr. Bump getting on a line at the library. Mr. Bump is holding a book he is planning on returning under his arm. Mr. Bump stands behind Mr. Messy in the line)
Narrator: Over on the other side of the library, is the returns desk.
(Mr. Messy is shown standing behind Mr. Fussy. Mr. Noisy then appears chasing Mr. Nervous likely for a minor noise disturbance)
Narrator: Where Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Noisy follows Mr. Nervous. Mr. Fussy goes to return his book while Mr. Rude gets on line)
Narrator: Bring back their books on time.
(Mr. Bump watches Mr. Noisy while Mr. Messy returns his book)
Narrator: Or...
(Mr. Rude moves his eyes to let Mr. Bump know that it's his turn)
Mr. Bump: (yelps)
(Mr. Bump runs over to the book return counter, which is run by Mr. Tickle)
Narrator: Pay a late fine.
Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Bump. Here to return your library book?
(Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter)
Mr. Bump: Yes I am, Mr. Tickle. I'm afraid it's a day late.
Mr. Tickle: You know you'll have to pay a late fine.
Mr. Bump: Yes, I'm well aware of the rules.
(Mr. Bump takes out a 20 pence coin)
Mr. Bump: Here's my 20 pence.
(Mr. Bump places the 20 pence coin onto the counter)
Mr. Tickle: Erm, about that, Mr. Bump. The rule has changed. Now when a book is late, you get a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! (laughs) Don't!
(Mr. Bump falls over onto a rotating book display)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Some books fall out while one hits Mr. Bump on the head)
Mr. Bump: (grunts) I don't think I like this new rule, Mr. Tickle. But you can be sure,
(Mr. Bump stands up)
Mr. Bump: I'll never be late with a book again!
(Mr. Bump leaves)
Mr. Tickle: That's what they all say.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Bump's bedroom at nighttime. Mr. Bump is asleep on the right side of his bed with his library book on the left side. The moon sets and the sun rises. Mr. Bump wakes up in a panic)
Mr. Bump: (gasps) Oh no! This library book is due back in 20 minutes!
(Mr. Bump gets out of bed)
Mr. Bump: Can't be late!
(Mr. Bump grabs his book)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Don't want a tickle!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump stuck in traffic)
Mr. Bump: Oh, come on! I don't want another tickle!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown directing traffic. Mr. Grumpy is in the car in front of Mr. Bump while Mr. Small is driving a motorcycle with Mr. Nosey in the side car that's behind Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (growls)
(Determined to return his book on time and not get tickled, Mr. Bump steps on the gas and drives off road through the park. Mr. Bump passes Mr. Nervous (who is sitting on a bench with a toy monkey that plays a drum), Mr. Lazy (who is asleep under a tree), a water fountain, and Little Miss Daredevil and Little Miss Chatterbox (who are hanging out together))
Mr. Bump: (growls)
(Mr. Bump shows extreme determination as he continues driving)
Mr. Bump: Hmm?
(Mr. Bump honks his car's horn. Mr. Rude is shown feeding the birds when he notices that he's in Mr. Bump's way. Mr. Rude gets out of the way and the four birds he was feeding fly away as well. Mr. Bump soon arrives at the library)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) I did it! (laughs) I got here in time.
(Mr. Bump jumps out of the car and onto the library's steps when a meteorite suddenly slams onto him as it falls from the sky)
Mr. Bump: Yee-ow! Ow!
(In the library, Mr. Tickle is playfully ringing the bell on the desk)
Mr. Tickle: Wha-?
(Mr. Tickle is then shocked to see Mr. Bump (with the meteorite still on his back) crawling to the desk)
Mr. Bump: (grunting)
(A book shelf then falls onto Mr. Bump. Crushing the meteorite into pieces in the process)
Mr. Tickle (overlap): (yelps and winces)
Mr. Bump (overlap): Ow!
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Strong is responsible for what just happened)
Mr. Strong: Oh pickles.
(Mr. Bump comes up from the book shelf)
Mr. Strong: You okay, Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: Never better. Just need to...
(Mr. Bump takes out his now disheveled book)
Mr. Bump: Return my book.
(Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter. The camera zooms in on the clock on the counter. The time is now 9:01 am. A minute late)
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Bump frowns)
Mr. Bump: Huh?
Mr. Tickle: But it looks like you're late again.
Mr. Bump: You have noticed, it wasn't exactly my fault.
Mr. Tickle: A rule's a rule!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Please! Haven't I suffered enough?!
(A chandelier lands on Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Ow! It's not my day!
(Mr. Strong shows up with a book about outer space)
Mr. Strong: Here's that new book you ordered.
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Mr. Strong.
(Mr. Bump takes the book and Mr. Strong leaves)
Mr. Bump: And I promise, Mr. Tickle!
(Mr. Bump walks forward)
Mr. Bump: This book will be returned on time! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
(The next day at the library, Little Miss Helpful is shown pushing something)
Miss Helpful: Pardon us! Coming through!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Tickle behind the return counter and to reveal Mr. Bump inside a bubble)
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Miss Helpful.
Miss Helpful: My pleasure, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Tickle: Hey! Why are you in that bubble?
Mr. Bump: For protection.
(The camera pans towards Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: It was my idea. Mr. Bump wanted to make sure that nothing got in his way of getting this book back on time.
Mr. Bump: Miss Helpful, would you kindly open my bubble so that I can give this book back to Mr. Tickle?
Miss Helpful: Wish I could, Mr. Bump.
(Little Miss Helpful knocks on the bubble)
Miss Helpful: But you're completely sealed up in there.
Mr. Bump: Hmm?
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful.
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump! But it looks like that book is like too.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Bump through his bubble)
Mr. Bump: Stop! Tickle her instead!
Mr. Tickle: Okay!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful (overlap): (laughs)
Mr. Tickle (overlap): (laughs)
(Mr. Bump (still inside the ball) starts rolling away)
Mr. Bump: Uh, Miss Helpful? Mr. Tickle? I'm rolling away here! Somebody? (shrieks)
(Mr. Bump rolls outside)
Mr. Bump: Rolling!
(Mr. Bump crashes and crushes a few cars. Luckily, Mr. Bump isn't hurt)
Mr. Bump: Phew!
(Mr. Bump bounces in his bubble)
Elephants (offscreen): (trumpets)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Not elephants!
(A stampede of elephants run across the screen and shake Mr. Bump's bubble)
Mr. Bump: (incoherent noises)
(The elephants run away and Mr. Bump floats to the ground in his bubble only for a mammoth to run across and break the bubble open)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(Mr. Bump is sent into a daze)
Mammoth (offscreen): (trumpets)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Helpful. Mr. Tickle continues to tickle Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump returns with the book)
Mr. Bump: (moans sadly)
(Mr. Tickle stops tickling Little Miss Helpful as Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter)
Miss Helpful: Oh!
Mr. Bump: Here's your book.
Mr. Tickle: And here's your tickle! (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) Oh! (laughs)
(The screen fades to black and the second bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is at the library trying to get a book off the shelf. Mr. Stubborn pulls at the book but finds it stuck)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(Mr. Stubborn thinks for a minute. Mr. Stubborn tries to get the book with all his strength but to no avail)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(Mr. Stubborn loses his grip on the book and fall back. The book shelf falls on top of Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The book flies out of the shelf. When Mr. Stubborn rises though the book shelf, the book he wanted on the ground. The next scene is a dance scene starring Mr. Scatterbrain. The background is a bunch of text from a book. A giant book opens and Mr. Scatterbrain starts dancing on top of it. Mr. Scatterbrain then hip-checks an anthropomorphic book and the book starts dancing with Mr. Scatterbrain. The page turns to show Mr. Scatterbrain dancing the Egyptian dance. The page turns again showing Mr. Scatterbrain doing the same dance with two anthropomorphic books on each side of him. The page turns again showing a orange, yellow, pink, and purple hue over the page with two anthropomorphic books and two Mr. Scatterbrains doing the same dance. The book closes to end the dance video and the next scene plays. Little Miss Whoops is shown pushing a library trolley full of books around the library)
Narrator: Not everyone in Dillydale goes to the library...
(Little Miss Whoops passes Little Miss Naughty (who is standing in between two stacks of books with a smile on her face) and the camera stays on Little Miss Naughty)
Narrator: To learn. Some, like Miss Naughty,
(Little Miss Naughty waits for Little Miss Whoops to leave and she gets a cheeky grin on her face)
Narrator: Come for a bit of mischief.
(Little Miss Naughty takes a book about elephants from the left pile)
Miss Naughty: Switching the covers...
(Little Miss Naughty takes the cover off the book about elephants)
Miss Naughty: On all of these books...
(Little Miss Naughty puts a book cover about flowers on the book about elephants)
Miss Naughty: Is my naughtiest prank ever!!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book on the shelf)
Miss Naughty: With this cover,
(Little Miss Naughty picks up a book about mud)
Miss Naughty: I can make a book about the mud, look like a book about...
(Little Miss Naughty takes off the book's cover and replaces it with a book cover about keeping clean)
Miss Naughty: Keeping clean!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book down)
Miss Naughty: Or a book about...
(Little Miss Naughty picks up a book about spiders)
Miss Naughty: Spiders, look like...
(Little Miss Naughty takes the book cover off the book and replaces it with a book cover about puppies)
Miss Naughty: A book about puppies!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book on the shelf and brushes her hands off)
Miss Naughty: That's the last of them.
(Little Miss Naughty sees some one)
Miss Naughty: Oh good!
(Little Miss Naughty puts a lampshade on her head to disguise herself and watch her prank unfold)
Miss Naughty: Here comes Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Fussy walks over to the book shelf)
Mr. Fussy: (hums) What sort of book should I read today?
(Mr. Fussy takes the book about mud disguised as a book about personal hygiene from the shelf)
Mr. Fussy: Hmm. This looks interesting. "Keeping Yourself Clean." Ooh-hoo-hoo! I shall savor every page.
(Mr. Fussy leaves and Little Miss Naughty removes the lampshade from her head)
Miss Naughty: Won't they all be surprised!?
(The camera cuts to a montage showing various characters reading books with swapped covers. Mr. Fussy reads what is supposed to be a book about personal cleanliness but is appalled to discover that it is about mud)
Mr. Fussy: (groans in disgust)
(Mr. Fussy's screen turns dark green and moves up. A split screen forms showing a light green rectangle underneath Mr. Fussy's part of the screen and shows Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey reading what they thought was a book about elephants but become wide-eyed when they discover it is something else)
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small: Oh!
(Mr. Fussy's and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's screens are pushed to the right as a dark pink rectangle shows Little Miss Chatterbox reading what she thought was a book about flowers but turned out to be something disgusting to her)
Miss Chatterbox: (gags)
(Little Miss Chatterbox's part of the screen lowers down and an orange square is shown on top of hers. In the orange square, Mr. Tickle is shown reading an unknown book but is disgusted to find it something totally different)
Mr. Tickle: Blech!
(Both Mr. Tickle's and Little Miss Chatterbox's squares are pushed more towards the little as a pink rectangle appears on screen. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown reading a book about gorillas but discovers it is a topic much more interesting and uses a magnifying glass to learn more)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's rectangle turns into a square in the top left corner. In the bottom left corner, a light purple square shows a worried Mr. Nervous about to open his book when he notices the negative reactions everyone else had to their books)
Mr. Nervous: Ooh!
(Mr. Nervous reluctantly opens his book)
Mr. Nervous: Uh...
(All the squares, except for Mr. Nervous' disappear in the following order: Mr. Fussy's, Little Miss Chatterbox's, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's, Mr. Scatterbrain's and finally Mr. Tickle's. Mr. Nervous jumps in fear over what he read)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away and the montage ends. At the library's front desk, Mr. Grumpy is shown reading a book with three books stacked up on Mr. Grumpy's right and a telephone on the left)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): A-hem.
(Mr. Grumpy sees Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Grumpy: What do you want, Mr. Nervous!
Mr. Nervous: It's terrible, Mr. Grumpy.
(Mr. Nervous shows Mr. Grumpy the book he thought was about puppies)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): I checked out what I thought was a book about puppies. But it's actually a book about...
(Mr. Nervous opens the book to show pictures of spiders inside it)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Poisonous spiders! See?
(Mr. Nervous throws the book onto the ground)
Mr. Nervous: I won't be able to sleep for weeks!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh fine. Just leave it here and go get yourself another book.
(Mr. Fussy walks up to the desk)
Mr. Fussy: I wish to file a complaint! This book was supposed to be about personal cleanliness, but in fact, is nothing but pictures of mud.
(Mr. Rude walks up to the desk)
Mr. Rude: You there, librarian! This book is supposed to be about the art of passing gas. But it is about table manners!
(Mr. Rude shows the pages of the book being about table manners with Little Miss Sunshine on one of the pages)
Mr. Rude: I am disgusted beyond repair.
(Mr. Rude tosses the book onto the desk)
Mr. Fussy: Table manners?
(Mr. Fussy claps)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh! That could be interesting.
(Mr. Fussy lifts the cover of Mr. Rude's book to look inside)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, you lot! Well just go get yourself another book and stop complaining!
Mr. Messy (offscreen): Shazam!
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy is revealed to be clean)
Mr. Messy: This isn't right!
(Mr. Fussy, pleasantly surprised, walks over)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy...you're clean!
(Mr. Messy shows a book with a brown cover and a picture of himself on the front)
Mr. Messy: I know! I took home a book I thought was about mud but it was really about keeping yourself clean!
(Mr. Messy drops his book)
Mr. Messy: Before I knew it I showered, shaved, and combed me hair! NOW LOOK AT ME!
(Mr. Grumpy discovers that the book covers have been changed)
Mr. Grumpy: Wait a minute! I think somebody swapped these book covers!
(Little Miss Naughty shows up wearing the lampshade and everyone turns around and notices her)
Miss Naughty: (cackles hysterically) You fell for it!
(Little Miss Naughty takes off the lampshade)
Miss Naughty: It was me! I really fooled all of you this time! (chuckles) Ooh!
(Little Miss Naughty throws the lampshade away)
Mr. Grumpy: You wanna know what's really funny? You're the one who's gonna have to put all the book covers back onto the right books!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to Little Miss Naughty)
Mr. Grumpy: Every...last...one of them!
Miss Naughty: You can't force me to undo my naughtiness! (laughs hysterically)
(Little Miss Naughty runs offscreen in an effort to avoid doing the task when a crash is heard)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): "Whoops!
(Little Miss Naughty rolls back onscreen riding a library cart. It soon hits a bump)
Miss Naughty: D'oh!
(Little Miss Naughty ends up flying into a vat of marshmallow goo)
Miss Naughty: Ooh!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Miss Naughty! (chuckles) Look! I thought I was getting a book about gorillas. But it turned out to be about making your own marshmallow topping! Isn't that lucky?
Miss Naughty: It wasn't meant to be lucky! It's meant to be naughty! (bawls)
(Little Miss Naughty sinks into the marshmallow and Mr. Scatterbrain tries it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm. Needs salt.
(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. The bumper shows Mr. Bump easily getting the book for Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: Ooh!
(Mr. Stubborn is shown happy to get his book Little Miss Whoops causes a second bookshelf to fall onto Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: Oh!
(Mr. Bump manages to get out of the way by climbing up the first bookshelf but a book does bounce off his head)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is asking Mr. Bump easily getting the book for Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Stubborn is shown happy to get his book Little Miss Whoops causes a second bookshelf to fall onto Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Bump manages to get out of the wat by climbing up the first bookshelf but a book does bounce off his head. The next scene shows Mr, Tall, Mr. Small, and Little Miss Scary leaving the library with their checked out books)
Narrator: And so, another peaceful day at the Dillydale Library comes to a close.
(Mr. Noisy rises up)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Time to go, everybody!
(Mr. Noisy goes away. Mr. Scatterbrain carries a giant marshmallow-shaped Little Miss Naughty out of the library)
Narrator: For some...
(Mr. Fussy and the clean and upset Mr. Messy head for the exit)
Narrator: The library has been a great learning experience!
(Just as Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy are about to leave, Mr. Messy spots a potted plant)
Mr. Messy: What!?
(Mr. Messy heads over to the potted plant and covers him and (inadvertently) Mr. Fussy in a cloud of dirt)
Narrator: While others,
(When the cloud of dirt dissipates, Mr. Messy is shown to have returned to his scribble shape and Mr. Fussy has also become scribbly. Much to Mr. Fussy's chagrin)
Narrator: Just never seem to learn at all.
Mr. Messy: Hey!
(Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy leave the library. The screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(The scene begins at Mr. Scatterbrain's house. Mr. Scatterbrain wants to read a book but finds that he doesn't have any around and cannot get to the library at the moment)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Want to read a good book but you can't get to the library?
(Mr. Scatterbrain nods yes)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Then why not let the library come to you!
(Little Miss Daredevil drives a book van through the wall and gives Mr. Scatterbrain a book, unaware that three book flew out of the mobile library in the process. Little Miss Daredevil's face then appears in a circle)
Miss Daredevil: Call Miss Daredevil's...
(The camera zooms out showing Little Miss Daredevil's Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Mega Mobile Library!
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil (who is driving the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: Just give my trusty assistant, Mr. Nervous, a call.
(Mr. Nervous is shown in the back of the van too scared to answer any of the four phones in the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover and overlap): And we'll be at your door in a flash!!
Mr. Nervous (overlap): (whimpers)
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: The best part of the Mega Mobile Library...
(The camera shows the schematics of the Mega Mobile Library. Little Miss Daredevil is driving, Mr. Nervous is in the back answering the phones, and the engine is comprised of rockets)
Miss Daredevil: Isn't the books in the back,
(The camera zooms in on the rocket-powered engine)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): It's what's under the bonnet!!
(Little Miss Daredevil pops up)
Miss Daredevil: We're talking 15 rocket boosters!
(Mr. Nervous pops up on Little Miss Daredevil's right)
Mr. Nervous: Oh n-n-n-n-no! No! More like boosters of terror!!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Nervous' mouth and the camera shows Little Miss Daredevil driving the Mega Mobile Library at rapid speed all over Dillydale)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): (screams)
(Books fly from the Mega Mobile Library. Mr. Strong is shown standing next to a fire hydrant. A book flies towards him and Mr. Strong catches it with one hand. Mr. Messy is shown sitting on a bench when a book lands next to him. He picks it up and starts reading it. Little Miss Bossy is shown standing nearby when she catches a book)
Miss Bossy: Hey! I read this one already! Get back here!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil and the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks to these rockets,
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: This baby can boogie.
(The Mega Mobile Library takes off)
Miss Daredevil (overlap): Woo-hoo!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Nervous in the back of the Mega Mobile Library)
Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)
(A library cart rolls at Mr. Nervous and Mr. Nervous grabs it tightly)
Mr. Nervous: Oof!
(The camera cuts back outside showing Little Miss Daredevil driving the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: So if you don't feel like going to the library,
(Little Miss Daredevil drives the Mega Mobile Library over a ramp and the Mega Mobile Library soars across the sky. Mr. Nervous rides the book cart out of the Mega Mobile Library as the Mega Mobile Library takes off)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(The Mega Mobile Library soars over a swimming pool that Mr. Quiet is in)
Miss Daredevil: Then let the library come to you!!
(A book falls out of the Mega Mobile Library and Mr. Quiet catches it. The camera cuts back to the Mega Mobile Library. Little Miss Daredevil is shown driving it while a second Little Miss Daredevil appears in a red circle above it)
Miss Daredevil: Call Miss Daredevil's Mega Mobile Library today! I dare ya!!
(The first Little Miss Daredevil drives the Mega Mobile Library away while Mr. Nervous follows it on the runaway book cart. The second Little Miss Daredevil just watches Mr. Nervous expressionless)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(The screen fades to black)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big violet screen comes up with "Library" written on it, Mr. Tickle, a book, and who created the episode underneath. The sound of someone flipping pages is heard)
Unknown Mr. Man (voiceover): (clears throat)
Unknown Mr. Man or Little Miss (voiceover): Shhh!
(The episode begins with a shot of the Dillydale Library)
Narrator: Ah, the library!
(The camera cuts to inside the library. Mr. Tall is helping Mr. Small get a book off of a tall shelf)
Narrator: A place where you can learn...
(Mr. Tall accidentally drops the book onto Mr. Small. Mr. Small waddles away with the book on his head)
Narrator: Have fun, and find yourself lost...
(Mr. Stubborn is shown looking for a book while Mr. Bounce is bouncing to reach a book on a high shelf. Little Miss Whoops watches Mr. Bounce bounce up to the highest shelf. Mr. Small waddles past all three of them)
Narrator: In a thousand different worlds! The library is the place to go
(Mr. Small waddles past Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Lazy. Both Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Lazy are watching a movie on two separate TVs. However, Mr. Scatterbrain is wearing a mask and snorkel, scuba flippers, and a dolphin innertube)
Narrator: If you want to check out a book, watch a movie, or just listen to some music.
(Mr. Small waddles past Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Little Miss Scary. All three of them are listening to music. Mr. Fussy appears to be listening to classical, Little Miss Sunshine appears to be listening to something bouncy, and Little Miss Scary appears to be listening to punk rock)
Miss Scary: (screams and laughs)
Narrator: But no matter what one does in the library, it's important...
Narrator (in a whisper): That they do it quietly.
(Mr. Small waddles past the front desk. Mr. Quiet is at the front desk waiting for someone)
Narrator: Which is why Mr. Quiet is so excited to start his job as assistant librarian.
(Mr. Noisy pops up from behind the desk)
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Hello, Mr. Quiet!!
Mr. Quiet: Woah! Ooh! Oh!
(Mr. Quiet's excitement does down and he becomes a little annoyed/upset)
Mr. Quiet: Hello, Mr. Noisy.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Welcome to your first day on the job...
(Mr. Quiet covers his ears)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): At the Dillydale Library!!
(Mr. Quiet uncovers his ears and looks down disappointedly)
Mr. Quiet: Loving it already.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Let me show you around!
(Mr. Noisy walks away and Mr. Quiet follows him. Mr. Noisy leads Mr. Quiet to the "ABC section" of the library)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Here in the "AB and C aisle", library goers can find books on subjects ranging from...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out a book and throws it behind his back. Mr. Quiet catches the book)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): Aardvarks...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out another book and throws it behind his back. Mr. Quiet catches the book)
Mr. Quiet: Ah!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): To beeswax...
(Mr. Noisy pulls out another book and throws it behind his back. The book hits Mr. Quiet in the face and causes Mr. Quiet to drop the other two books he caught)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): To coconut cream pie!!
(Mr. Quiet looks at the book about coconut cream pie but the other two books hit Mr. Quiet on the head; causing him to drop the book)
Mr. Quiet: Awk!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): What's the matter, Mr. Quiet!?
(The extremely loud volume pushes Mr. Quiet away until he's offscreen. Mr. Quiet crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Don't you like coconut cream pie!?
(Mr. Quiet is shown seated in front of a statue of a bust and next to a cart full of books that toppled over. The bust falls onto Mr. Quiet's head)
Mr. Quiet: (moans) Ah!
(Mr. Noisy stomps over and directs Mr. Quiet to the next part of the library)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Now over here,
(The bust falls off of Mr. Quiet's head and breaks)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): We have our music section.
(Mr. Quiet gets up and runs after Mr. Noisy. Over at the music section, Mr. Nervous is shown picking out a CD)
Mr. Nervous (quietly): "The Soothing Sounds of Seaweed". Oh sweet!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN MR. NERVOUS!? THIS IS A LIBRARY! WHERE PEOPLE COME FOR PEACE AND QUIET
(Mr. Quiet looks at the camera, points to Mr. Noisy, and gives a look that clearly states, "Look who's talking." Implying that Mr. Quiet is explaining how Mr. Noisy is being a hypocrite by telling people to be quiet despite him being very loud)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): NOT ENDLESS CHATTER!!
Mr. Nervous: (stammers) But-but-but-oh-
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY!?
Mr. Nervous: Security!? Oh ho! No! N-n-n-no! No! No! No!
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): YOU REALLY GOT TO KEEP YOU EYE ON THAT MR. NERVOUS.
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Quiet walk over to the reading room)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Over here, we have our reading room.
(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Quiet walk into the reading room. Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are also in the reading room)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Oh! Look at the time!
(The camera cuts over to a clock. Mr. Noisy raises the volume on his megaphone and starts talking through it)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Attention library goers!
(The noise Mr. Noisy is making is so loud, a light falls from the ceiling and breaks in front of Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Miss Sunshine's Afternoon
(Over in the rest of the library, the noise Mr. Noisy is hypocritically making causes library goers like Mr. Nervous to panic and light fixtures to swing)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): Book Reading...
Mr. Nervous (overlap): G'oh!
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): Is about the begin in the Reader's Lounge!!
(Several book shelves topple over like dominoes and one lands on Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle pops up from the shelves in irritation. Books are toppling off of shelves. Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude are seen jogging all around in a panic while Mr. Bounce is bouncing all around in a panic)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): You don't wanna miss it!
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): (yells)
(Little Miss Daredevil rises up)
Miss Daredevil (overlap): RUN FOR THE HILLS!!
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Woah!!
Mr. Noisy (offscreen, overlap, and through his megaphone): It's SUPER!!!
(Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Whoops, and Little Miss Daredevil all escape the library)
Miss Daredevil: Let's get out of here!
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): That's enough training for one day, Mr. Quiet!! I'll bet you can't wait to get started as our new assistant librarian.
Mr. Quiet: Yeah, about that...
(Mr. Noisy walks Mr. Quiet over to his assistant librarian desk, which is between two other desks)
Mr. Noisy: Here you go!! A desk of your very own! Take a seat!!
(Mr. Quiet sits down behind his desk)
Mr. Noisy: Welcome aboard!! And enjoy the rest of your day.
(Mr. Noisy leaves)
Mr. Quiet: Phew!
(The telephone on Mr. Quiet's desk rings)
Mr. Quiet: Wah!
(Mr. Quiet answers the telephone)
Mr. Noisy (over the phone): OH! AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO ASK YOUR FELLOW ASSISTANT LIBRARIANS.
(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Giggles seated in a desk on Mr. Quiet's right)
Mr. Noisy (over the phone and overlap): MISS GIGGLES,
Miss Giggles (overlap): (giggles)
Mr. Noisy (over the phone and overlap): AND MISS CHATTERBOX!
(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Chatterbox seated in a desk on Mr. Quiet's left)
Miss Chatterbox (overlap): I bet you know what I'm about to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
Miss Giggles (overlap): (giggles)
(Mr. Quiet hangs up the phone and leans on his desk in disbelief over the hypocrisy he is noticing)
Miss Chatterbox (offscreen and overlap): I just want to tell you that if your any questions about anything do the library, I'm the person to ask. I am practically an encyclopedia when it comes to this place. (giggles)
Miss Giggles (offscreen and overlap): (giggles)
(Not wanting the viewers to deal with this any further, Mr. Quiet breaks the fourth wall and pulls the iris in to end the scene. A giant book appears on the black screen and opens up. Mr. Bump occurs in front of the opened book and tries to close it. Mr. Bump loses his balance)
Mr. Bump: Gah!!!
(The book snaps shut on top of Mr. Bump (with Mr. Bump now shown on the cover) and the book goes away. The first bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is at the library trying to get a book off the shelf. Mr. Stubborn pulls at the book but finds it stuck. Mr. Stubborn tries to get the book with all his strength but to no avail. Mr. Stubborn becomes inaudibly out of breath but doesn't give up. Mr. Stubborn gets onto the book shelf and pulls as hard as he can)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The book shelf falls on top of Mr. Stubborn with the book he wanted hovering in midair. When Mr. Stubborn rises though the book shelf, the book he wanted falls to the ground. The next scene begins at Mr. Scatterbrain's house. Mr. Scatterbrain wants to read a book but finds that he doesn't have any around and cannot get to the library at the moment)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Wanna read a good book but you can't get to the library?
(Mr. Scatterbrain nods yes)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Then why not let the library come to you!
(Little Miss Daredevil drives a book van through the wall and gives Mr. Scatterbrain a book, unaware that three book flew out of the mobile library in the process. Little Miss Daredevil's face then appears in a circle)
Miss Daredevil: Call Miss Daredevil's...
(The camera zooms out showing Little Miss Daredevil's Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): Mega Mobile Library!
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil (who is driving the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: Just give my trusty assistant, Mr. Nervous, a call.
(Mr. Nervous is shown in the back of the van too scared to answer any of the four phones in the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): And we'll be at your door in a flash!!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: But the best part of the Mega Mobile Library...
(The camera shows the schematics of the Mega Mobile Library. Little Miss Daredevil is driving, Mr. Nervous is in the back answering the phones, and the engine is comprised of rockets)
Miss Daredevil: Isn't the books in the back,
(The camera zooms in on the rocket-powered engine)
Miss Daredevil (voiceover): It's what's under the hood!!
(Little Miss Daredevil pops up)
Miss Daredevil: We're talking 15 rocket boosters.
(Mr. Nervous pops up on Little Miss Daredevil's right)
Mr. Nervous: Oh N-n-n-n-No! No! More like boosters of terror!!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Nervous' mouth and the camera shows Little Miss Daredevil driving the Mega Mobile Library at rapid speed all over Dillydale)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): (screams)
(Books fly from the Mega Mobile Library. Mr. Strong is shown standing next to a fire hydrant. A book flies towards him and Mr. Strong catches it with one hand. Mr. Messy is shown sitting on a bench when a book lands next to him. He picks it up and starts reading it. Little Miss Bossy is shown standing nearby when she catches a book)
Miss Bossy: Hey! I've read this one already! Get back here!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Daredevil and the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks to these rockets,
(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Daredevil: This baby can boogie.
(The Mega Mobile Library takes off)
Miss Daredevil (overlap): Woo-hoo!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Nervous in the back of the Mega Mobile Library)
Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)
(A library cart rolls at Mr. Nervous and Mr. Nervous grabs it tightly)
Mr. Nervous: Oh-ho!
(The camera cuts back outside showing Little Miss Daredevil driving the Mega Mobile Library)
Miss Daredevil: So if you don't feel like going to the library,
(Little Miss Daredevil drives the Mega Mobile Library over a ramp and the Mega Mobile Library soars across the sky. Mr. Nervous rides the book cart out of the Mega Mobile Library as the Mega Mobile Library takes off. The Mega Mobile Library soars over a swimming pool that Mr. Quiet is in)
Miss Daredevil: Then let the library come to you!!
(A book falls out of the Mega Mobile Library and Mr. Quiet catches it. The camera cuts back to the Mega Mobile Library. Little Miss Daredevil is shown driving it while a second Little Miss Daredevil appears in a red circle above it)
Miss Daredevil: Call Miss Daredevil's Mega Mobile Library today! I dare you!!
(The first Little Miss Daredevil drives the Mega Mobile Library away while Mr. Nervous follows it on the runaway book cart. The second Little Miss Daredevil just watches Mr. Nervous expressionless)
Mr. Nervous: (screams) No!
(The screen fades to black. The next scene shows Mr. Bump getting on a line at the library. Mr. Bump is holding a book he is planning on returning under his arm. Mr. Bump stands behind Mr. Messy in the line)
Narrator: Over on the other side of the library, is the book return counter.
(Mr. Messy is shown standing behind Mr. Fussy. Mr. Noisy then appears chasing Mr. Nervous likely for a minor noise disturbance)
Narrator: Where Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Noisy follows Mr. Nervous. Mr. Fussy goes to return his book while Mr. Rude gets on line)
Narrator: Bring back their books on time.
(Mr. Bump watches Mr. Noisy while Mr. Messy returns his book)
Narrator: Or...
(Mr. Rude moves his eyes to let Mr. Bump know that it's his turn. Mr. Bump runs over to the book return counter, which is run by Mr. Tickle)
Narrator: Pay a late fee.
Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Bump. Here to return your library book?
(Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter)
Mr. Bump: Yes I am, Mr. Tickle. I'm afraid it's a day late.
Mr. Tickle: You know you'll have to pay a late fee.
Mr. Bump: Yes. I'm well aware of the rules.
(Mr. Bump takes out a quarter)
Mr. Bump: Here is my 25 cents.
(Mr. Bump places the quarter onto the counter)
Mr. Tickle: Uh, about that, Mr. Bump. The rule has changed. Now when a book is late, you get a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Bump: No! (laughs) Don't!
(Mr. Bump falls over onto a rotating book display. Some books fall out while one hits Mr. Bump on the head)
Mr. Bump: G-I don't think I like this new rule, Mr. Tickle. But you can be sure,
(Mr. Bump stands up)
Mr. Bump: I'll never be late with a book again!
(Mr. Bump leaves)
Mr. Tickle: That's what they all say.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Bump's bedroom at nighttime. Mr. Bump is asleep on the right side of his bed with his library book on the left side. The moon sets and the sun rises. Mr. Bump wakes up in a panic)
Mr. Bump: (gasps) Oh no! This library book is due back in 20 minutes!
(Mr. Bump gets out of bed)
Mr. Bump: Can't be late!
(Mr. Bump grabs his book)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Can't be late!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump stuck in traffic)
Mr. Bump: Oh come on! I do not want another tickle!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown directing traffic. Mr. Grumpy is in the car in front of Mr. Bump while Mr. Small is driving a motorcycle with Mr. Nosey in the side car that's behind Mr. Bump. Determined to return his book on time and not get tickled, Mr. Bump steps on the gas and drives off road through the park. Mr. Bump passes Mr. Nervous (who is sitting on a bench with a toy monkey that plays a drum), Mr. Lazy (who is asleep under a tree), a water fountain, and Little Miss Daredevil and Little Miss Chatterbox (who are hanging out together). Mr. Bump shows extreme determination as he continues driving. Mr. Bump honks his car's horn. Mr. Rude is shown feeding the birds when he notices that he's in Mr. Bump's way. Mr. Rude gets out of the way and the four birds he was feeding fly away as well. Mr. Bump soon arrives at the library)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) I did it! (laughs) I got here on time.
(Mr. Bump jumps out of the car and onto the library's steps when a meteorite suddenly slams onto him as it falls from the sky)
Mr. Bump: P'ah! Ow!
(In the library, Mr. Tickle is playfully ringing the bell on the desk. Mr. Tickle is then shocked to see Mr. Bump (with the meteorite still on his back) crawling to the desk)
Mr. Bump: (grunting)
(A book shelf then falls onto Mr. Bump. Crushing the meteorite into pieces in the process)
Mr. Bump: (groans)
(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Strong is responsible for what just happened)
Mr. Strong: Aw pickles.
(Mr. Bump comes up from the book shelf)
Mr. Strong: You okay, Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: Never better, just need to...
(Mr. Bump takes out his now disheveled book)
Mr. Bump: Return my book.
(Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter. The camera zooms in on the clock on the counter. The time is now 9:01 am. A minute late)
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump.
(Mr. Bump frowns)
Mr. Tickle: But it looks like you're late again.
Mr. Bump: You may have noticed, it wasn't exactly my fault.
Mr. Tickle: A rule's a rule!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Please! Haven't I suffered enough?!
(A chandelier lands on Mr. Bump's head)
Mr. Bump: Ow! Oh! Not my day!
(Mr. Strong shows up with a book about outer space)
Mr. Strong: Uh, here's that new book you ordered.
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Mr. Strong.
(Mr. Bump takes the book and Mr. Strong leaves)
Mr. Bump: And hear me now, Mr. Tickle!
(Mr. Bump walks forward)
Mr. Bump: This book will be returned on time! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
(The next day at the library, Little Miss Helpful is shown pushing something)
Miss Helpful: Pardon us! Coming through!
(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Tickle behind the return counter and to reveal Mr. Bump inside a bubble)
Mr. Bump: Thank you, Miss Helpful.
Miss Helpful: My pleasure, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Tickle: Hey! Why are you in that bubble?
Mr. Bump: For protection.
(The camera pans towards Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: It was my idea. Mr. Bump wanted to make sure that nothing got in his way of getting this book back on time.
Mr. Bump: Miss Helpful, would you kindly open my bubble so that I can give this book to Mr. Tickle?
Miss Helpful: Wish I could, Mr. Bump.
(Little Miss Helpful knocks on the bubble)
Miss Helpful: But you're sealed up in there pretty good. Just trying to be helpful.
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump! But it looks like that book is like too.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Bump through his bubble)
Mr. Bump: Stop! Tickle her instead!
Mr. Tickle: Okay!
(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful (overlap): (Laughs)
Mr. Tickle (overlap): (laughs)
(Mr. Bump (still inside the ball) starts rolling away)
Mr. Bump: Uh, Miss Helpful? Mr. Tickle? I'm rolling away here! Somebody?
(Mr. Bump rolls outside)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Bump crashes and crushes a few cars. Luckily, Mr. Bump isn't hurt)
Mr. Bump: Phew!
(Mr. Bump bounces in his bubble)
Elephants (offscreen): (trumpets)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Not elephants!
(A stampede of elephants run across the screen and shake Mr. Bump's bubble)
Mr. Bump: (incoherent noises)
(The elephants run away and Mr. Bump floats to the ground in his bubble only for a mammoth to run across and break the bubble open. Sending Mr. Bump into a daze)
Mammoth (offscreen): (trumpets)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Helpful. Mr. Tickle continues to tickle Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: (laughs)
(Mr. Bump returns with the book. Mr. Tickle stops tickling Little Miss Helpful as Mr. Bump puts the book on the counter)
Mr. Bump: Here's your book.
Mr. Tickle: And here's your tickle! (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) Oh! (laughs)
(The screen fades to black and the second bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is at the library trying to get a book off the shelf. Mr. Stubborn pulls at the book but finds it stuck. Mr. Stubborn thinks for a minute. Mr. Stubborn tries to get the book with all his strength but to no avail. Mr. Stubborn loses his grip on the book and fall back. The book shelf falls on top of Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(The book flies out of the shelf. When Mr. Stubborn rises though the book shelf, the book he wanted on the ground. The next scene is a dance scene starring Mr. Scatterbrain. The background is a bunch of text from a book. A giant book opens and Mr. Scatterbrain starts dancing on top of it. Mr. Scatterbrain then hip-checks an anthropomorphic book and the book starts dancing with Mr. Scatterbrain. The page turns to show Mr. Scatterbrain dancing the Egyptian dance. The page turns again showing Mr. Scatterbrain doing the same dance with two anthropomorphic books on each side of him. The page turns again showing a orange, yellow, pink, and purple hue over the page with two anthropomorphic books and two Mr. Scatterbrains doing the same dance. The book closes to end the dance video and the next scene plays. Little Miss Whoops is shown pushing a library cart full of books around the library)
Narrator: Not everyone in Dillydale comes to the library...
(Little Miss Whoops passes Little Miss Naughty (who is standing in between two stacks of books with a smile on her face) and the camera stays on Little Miss Naughty)
Narrator: To learn. Some, like Miss Naughty,
(Little Miss Naughty waits for Little Miss Whoops to leave and she gets a cheeky grin on her face)
Narrator: Come for a bit of mischief.
(Little Miss Naughty takes a book about elephants from the left pile)
Miss Naughty: Switching the covers...
(Little Miss Naughty takes the cover off the book about elephants)
Miss Naughty: On all of these books...
(Little Miss Naughty puts a book cover about flowers on the book about elephants)
Miss Naughty: Is my naughtiest prank ever!!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book on the shelf)
Miss Naughty: With this cover,
(Little Miss Naughty picks up a book about mud)
Miss Naughty: I can make a book about the mud, look like a book about...
(Little Miss Naughty takes off the book's cover and replaces it with a book cover about keeping clean)
Miss Naughty: Keeping clean!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book down)
Miss Naughty: Or a book about...
(Little Miss Naughty picks up a book about spiders)
Miss Naughty: Spiders, look like...
(Little Miss Naughty takes the book cover off the book and replaces it with a book cover about puppies)
Miss Naughty: A book about puppies!
(Little Miss Naughty puts the book on the shelf and brushes her hands off)
Miss Naughty: That's the last of them.
(Little Miss Naughty sees some one)
Miss Naughty: Oh good!
(Little Miss Naughty puts a lampshade on her head to disguise herself and watch her prank unfold)
Miss Naughty: Here comes Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Fussy walks over to the book shelf)
Mr. Fussy: (hums) What sort of book should I read today?
(Mr. Fussy takes the book about mud disguised as a book about personal hygiene from the shelf)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! This looks interesting. "Keeping Yourself Clean." Oh-ho-ho! I shall savor every page.
(Mr. Fussy leaves and Little Miss Naughty removes the lampshade from her head)
Miss Naughty: Won't they all be surprised!?
(The camera cuts to a montage showing various characters reading books with swapped covers. Mr. Fussy reads what is supposed to be a book about personal cleanliness but is appalled to discover that it is about mud)
Mr. Fussy: D'oh!
(Mr. Fussy's screen turns dark green and moves up. A split screen forms showing a light green rectangle underneath Mr. Fussy's part of the screen and shows Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey reading what they thought was a book about elephants but become wide-eyed when they discover it is something else. Mr. Fussy's and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's screens are pushed to the right as a dark pink rectangle shows Little Miss Chatterbox reading what she thought was a book about flowers but turned out to be something disgusting to her)
Miss Chatterbox: (gags)
(Little Miss Chatterbox's part of the screen lowers down and an orange square is shown on top of hers. In the orange square, Mr. Tickle is shown reading an unknown book but is disgusted to find it something totally different. Both Mr. Tickle's and Little Miss Chatterbox's squares are pushed more towards the little as a pink rectangle appears on screen. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown reading a book about gorillas but finds out it is a topic much more fascinating and uses a magnifying glass to learn more)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's rectangle turns into a square in the top left corner. In the bottom left corner, a light purple square shows a worried Mr. Nervous about to open his book when he notices the negative reactions everyone else had to their books. Mr. Nervous reluctantly opens his book)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(All the squares, except for Mr. Nervous' disappear in the following order: Mr. Fussy's, Little Miss Chatterbox's, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's, Mr. Scatterbrain's and finally Mr. Tickle's. Mr. Nervous jumps in fear over what he read)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away and the montage ends. At the library's front desk, Mr. Grumpy is shown reading a book with three books stacked up on Mr. Grumpy's right and a telephone on the left)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): A-hem.
(Mr. Grumpy sees Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Grumpy: What do you want, Mr. Nervous?
Mr. Nervous: It's terrible, Mr. Grumpy.
(Mr. Nervous shows Mr. Grumpy the book he thought was about puppies)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): I checked out what I thought was a book about puppies. But it's actually a book about...
(Mr. Nervous opens the book to show pictures of spiders inside it)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Poisonous spiders! See?
(Mr. Nervous throws the book onto the ground)
Mr. Nervous: Geeh! I won't be able to sleep for weeks!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh fine. Just leave it here and go get yourself another book.
(Mr. Fussy walks up to the desk)
Mr. Fussy: I wish to file a complaint! This book was supposed to be about personal cleanliness, but in fact, is nothing but pictures of...mud.
(Mr. Rude walks up to the desk)
Mr. Rude: You there, librarian! This book is supposed to be about the art of passing gas. But it's about table manners!
(Mr. Rude opens the book to show a picture of Little Miss Sunshine demonstrating table manners)
Mr. Rude: I am disgusted beyond repair!
(Mr. Fussy gets a little excited)
Mr. Fussy: Table manners?
(Mr. Fussy claps)
Mr. Fussy: Ooh! That could be interesting.
(Mr. Fussy slightly lifts the cover of Mr. Rude's book so he could peek at it)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh for heav-(stammers) Well just go get yourself another book and stop complaining!
Mr. Messy (offscreen): Shazam!
(Everyone looks at Mr. Messy. The camera cuts to Mr. Messy to show that he is clean)
Mr. Messy: This ain't right!
(Mr. Fussy walks over to Mr. Messy)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy...you're clean!
(Mr. Messy shows a book with a brown cover and a portrait of himself on the front)
Mr. Messy: I know! I took home a book that I thought was about mud but it was really about keeping yourself clean!
(Mr. Messy drops his book)
Mr. Messy: Before I knew it I showered, shaved, and combed my hair! NOW LOOK AT ME!
(Mr. Grumpy discovers that the book covers have been switched)
Mr. Grumpy: Wait a minute! I think somebody switched these book covers.
(Little Miss Naughty shows up wearing the lampshade and everyone turns around and notices her)
Miss Naughty: (cackles hysterically) You fell for it!
(Little Miss Naughty takes off the lampshade)
Miss Naughty: It was me! I got you all good this time! (chuckles)
(Little Miss Naughty throws the lampshade away)
Mr. Grumpy: You wanna know what's really funny? You're the one who's gonna have to put all the book covers back onto the right books!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to Little Miss Naughty)
Mr. Grumpy: Every...last...one of them!
Miss Naughty: You can't force me to undo my naughtiness! (laughs hysterically)
(Little Miss Naughty runs offscreen in an effort to avoid doing the task when a crash is heard)
Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!
(Little Miss Naughty rolls back onscreen riding a library cart. It soon hits a bump and Little Miss Naughty ends up flying into a vat of marshmallow goo)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello Miss Naughty! (chuckles) Look! I thought I was getting a book about gorillas. But it turned out to be about making your own marshmallow topping! Isn't that lucky?
Miss Naughty: Your marshmallow has ruined everything! (cries)
(Little Miss Naughty sinks into the marshmallow and Mr. Scatterbrain tries it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Needs salt.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Stubborn is asking Mr. Bump to get the book for him. Surprisingly, Mr. Bump easily getting the book for Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Stubborn is shown happy to get his book Little Miss Whoops causes a second bookshelf to fall onto Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Bump manages to get out of the way by climbing up the first bookshelf but a book does bounce off his head. The next scene shows Mr. Tall, Mr. Small, and Little Miss Scary leaving the library with their checked out books)
Narrator: And so another peaceful day at the Dillydale Library comes to a close.
(Mr. Noisy rises up)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Time to go, everybody!
(Mr. Noisy goes away. Mr. Scatterbrain carries a giant marshmallow-shaped Little Miss Naughty out of the library)
Narrator: For some...
(Mr. Fussy and the clean and upset Mr. Messy head for the exit)
Narrator: The library has been a great learning experience!
(Just as Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy are about to leave, Mr. Messy spots a potted plant. Mr. Messy heads over to the potted plant and covers him and (inadvertently) Mr. Fussy in a cloud of dirt)
Narrator: And for others,
(When the cloud of dirt dissipates, Mr. Messy is shown to have returned to his scribble shape and Mr. Fussy has also become scribbly. Much to Mr. Fussy's chagrin)
Narrator: They just never seem to learn at all.
(Mr. Messy and Mr. Fussy leave the library. The screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)