Little Miss Dotty's Band is a poem from the 1997 Annual.
Lyrics[]
Roll up! Roll up! It's come to town!
The Little Miss Dotty Band!
Just come and listen to it folks!
The worst band in the land
An elephant plays the trumpet!
The harpist is a squid!
An ostrich plays the tuba!
On piano is a pig!
An Octopus is the drummer!
On banjo is a snail!
A chimp is on the cello!
And the singer is a whale.
A centipede does his tap dance!
On flute, a unicorn!
A monkey plays the bongo!
And the rhino plays his horn!
Roll up! Roll up! It's come to town!
The Little Miss Dotty Band!
And, guess what she has called it?
It's called The Elastic Band!
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Trivia[]
- The poem is reused from Mr. Silly's Nonsenseland Band.