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UK Dub[]

(The title card appears.)

Narrator: Little Miss Star, the Leading Witness.

(The title card disappears.)

(The episode begins with Mr. Dizzy cooking fried eggs in a strainer.)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh no! I never get fried eggs right! What am I going to give Little Miss Star to eat?

Miss Star: I really don't care what I eat. Let's put on the TV Mr. Dizzy and see if my plan has worked. By the way, you'd find it easier to cook eggs in a frying pan.

(The scene fades to Mr. Dizzy and Little Miss Star watching TV. After a bit of static, Mr. Worry appears hosting the news.)

Mr. Worry: Good evening. This is Mr. Worry. We're all worried. Especially me. Little Miss Star has mysteriously disappeared.

(The scene cuts to Little Miss Trouble interviewing Mr. Nosey outside of Little Miss Star's house.)

Mr. Worry (voiceover): Our reporter Little Miss Trouble is interviewing Mr. Nosey to see if he knows anything.

Miss Trouble: Mr. Nosey, what do you about Miss Star's disappearance?

Mr. Nosey: I know everything about everybody!

(A still showing Mr. Nosey looking at Mr. Mean staring at his money is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): How much money Mr. Mean has.

(A still showing Mr. Skinny eating a strawberry is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): And how skinny Mr. Skinny is.

(A still of Mr. Tall at the cinema is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): What size shoe Mr. Tall takes.

(Cut back to the interview.)

Miss Trouble: Yes, yes. But have you found any clues about Miss Star's disappearance?

Mr. Nosey: Uh...no. nothing just yet.

(Cut back to the studio.)

Mr. Worry: Has Miss Star really been kidnapped? Please come forward if you have any information!

(Cut back to Mr. Dizzy watching the news.)

Mr. Dizzy: Poor Little Miss Star. Where on Earth can she be?

(Mr. Dizzy turns and see Little Miss Star sitting next to him.)

Mr. Dizzy: (screams) There you are!

Miss Star: Yes! It worked! They think I've been kidnapped but in fact I'm hiding in your house!

(Little Miss Star gets up.)

Miss Star: (laughs) And now, at last, I'm on television!

(The scene fades back to the studio where Mr. Worry is getting ready for the broadcast.)

Mr. Worry: Do I look alright? Is this seat safe? Is the microphone on?

Camera person (offscreen): Okay Mr. Worry. You're on air!

(Mr. Worry turns and faces the camera.)

Mr. Worry: This is Mr. Worry! A surprise witness has some important news for us. The inhabitants of Tiddletown are tormented by worry. Especially me.

(The curtain goes up and reveals Little Miss Star wearing a black mask over her eyes, a purple hat, and a purple cape.)

Mr. Worry: (screams)

(Mr. Worry hides under the table.)

Mr. Worry: Our mystery guest has just arrived.

(Mr. Worry crawls out from under the table and goes over to Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Worry: Meet our surprise witness. Who are you?

Miss Star: I...am the Masked Avenger!

(Little Miss Star takes out a fencing sword and scares Mr. Worry back under the table.)

Mr. Worry: (screams) Better safe than sorry.

(Mr. Worry sees a red umbrella, gets an idea, and walks over to Little Miss Star using the umbrella as a shield.)

Mr. Worry: Um...Masked Avenger?

Miss Star: Oh.

Mr. Worry: Could you tell us when you last saw Miss Star?

Miss Star: Why yesterday. She has to be the greatest star in the world.

Mr. Worry: Hmmm...here's Mr. Nosey!

(Mr. Nosey and Little Miss Trouble enter the studio and walk over to Mr. Worry and Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Nosey: Don't I know you?

Miss Star: No. But everyone knows you Mr. Nosey.

Mr. Nosey: (chuckles) Well let's come back to Miss Star. Does she have enemies?

Miss Star: No. Everyone likes her.

Miss Trouble: Now I don't agree there. She's awfully pretentious and everyone knows she has no talent whatsoever.

(Little Miss Star shoves a wastebasket full of paper onto Little Miss Trouble's head.)

Miss Trouble: Oh! What on Earth?!

Miss Star (offscreen): That's what happens when you insult Miss Star!

Mr. Nosey: (giggles)

(Mr. Worry hides under his desk. Little Miss Trouble tosses the wastebasket off of her head. Afterwards, Little Miss Trouble tries to get the mask off Little Miss Star's face.)

Miss Trouble: So it's YOU who kidnapped her!!

(Mr. Worry looks from under his desk and Mr. Nosey looks with concern.)

Mr. Nosey: Oh!

(Little Miss Trouble struggles to remove the mask.)

Miss Trouble: Actually, you're welcome to her!

Mr. Nosey: I say!

Miss Trouble: No one likes Little Miss Star!

(The phone rings and Mr. Worry answers it.)

Mr. Worry: Hello?

Miss Trouble: She's a terrible showoff that's all!

Miss Star: I forbid you talk like that about Little Miss Star!

Mr. Worry: Pardon!? Oh!

Mr. Nosey: Oh dear me!

Mr. Worry: A stranger has just confessed to being Little Miss Star's kidnapper!

Miss Star, Mr. Nosey, and Miss Trouble: Oh?

(Mr. Dizzy walks into the studio.)

Miss Trouble: Mr. Dizzy!

(Mr. Worry walks up to Mr. Dizzy.)

Mr. Worry: Mr. Dizzy, did you kidnap Miss Star?

Mr. Dizzy: Uh, take a nap did you say?

Mr. Nosey: What have you done with Miss Star!?

Mr. Dizzy: (stammers) I fried her...

Mr. Worry: He's fried Little Miss Star!

Mr. Dizzy: …An egg.

(Mr. Dizzy sees Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Dizzy: Uh excuse me! I don't know who you are!

Miss Star: Oh! But...Oh!

(Mr. Dizzy goes over to Little Miss Star and takes off her mask. Exposing her to everyone.)

Mr. Worry, Miss Trouble, and Mr. Nosey: Miss Star!?

(Little Miss Star becomes incredibly embarrassed. Mr. Dizzy realizes his mistake and shows remorse for ruining Little Miss Star's plan. The scene transitions to the next day where Mr. Dizzy is now cooking fried eggs in a pan. Except the pan is upside down!)

Mr. Dizzy: I've ruined your fried eggs again! What am I gonna give you to eat?

(Little Miss Star walks into the room.)

Miss Star: I'm really not hungry Mr. Dizzy. I only had few moments of fame now everyone's forgotten me again.

(The telephone rings.)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh?

(Mr. Dizzy answers the telephone.)

Mr. Dizzy: Hold on please. I'll see if she's here!

(Mr. Dizzy turns to Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Dizzy: It's someone calling from Jollywood Studios for you!

(Mr. Dizzy hands Little Miss Star the telephone.)

Director (on phone): Little Miss Star I saw you on television and you were marvelous! I'd like to give you the leading role in my next film, "The Return of the Masked Avenger!"

(Little Miss Star gives Mr. Dizzy the phone back.)

Miss Star: Yippee! At last I'm going to be a real star!

(Fade to black.)

(Episode ends here.)

US Dub[]

(The title card appears.)

Narrator: Little Miss Star, the Leading Witness.

(The title card disappears.)

(The episode begins with Mr. Dizzy cooking fried eggs in a strainer.)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh no! I always mess up fried eggs! What am I going to give Little Miss Star for lunch?

(Little Miss Star walks into the room.)

Miss Star: I really don't care what I eat. Let's turn on the TV Mr. Dizzy and see if my plan worked. By the way, you'd find it easier to cook eggs in a frying pan.

Mr. Dizzy: Oh.

(The scene fades to Mr. Dizzy and Little Miss Star watching TV. After a bit of static, Mr. Worry appears hosting the news.)

Mr. Worry: Good evening. This is Mr. Worry. Today we're all worried. Especially me. Little Miss Star has mysteriously disappeared.

(The scene cuts to Little Miss Trouble interviewing Mr. Nosey outside of Little Miss Star's house.)

Mr. Worry (voiceover): Our reporter Little Miss Trouble is interviewing Mr. Nosey to see if he knows anything.

Miss Trouble: Mr. Nosey, what do you know about Miss Star's disappearance?

Mr. Nosey: I know everything about everybody!

(A still showing Mr. Nosey looking at Mr. Mean staring at his money is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): How much money Mr. Mean has.

(A still showing Mr. Skinny eating a strawberry is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): And how skinny Mr. Skinny is.

(A still of Mr. Tall at the movies is shown.)

Mr. Nosey (voiceover): Uh...what size shoe Mr. Tall takes.

(Cut back to the interview.)

Miss Trouble: Yes, yes. But have you found any clues about Miss Star's disappearance?

Mr. Nosey: Uh...no. nothing so far.

(Cut back to the studio.)

Mr. Worry: Has Little Miss Star really been kidnapped? Please contact us if you have any information!

(Cut back to Mr. Dizzy watching the news.)

Mr. Dizzy: Poor Little Miss Star. Where on Earth can she be?

(Mr. Dizzy turns and see Little Miss Star sitting next to him.)

Mr. Dizzy: (screams) There you are!

Miss Star: Yes! It worked! They think I've been kidnapped but really I'm hiding in your house!

(Little Miss Star gets up.)

Miss Star: (laughs) At last, I'm on television!

(The scene fades back to the studio where Mr. Worry is getting ready for the broadcast.)

Mr. Worry: Do I look alright? Is this seat safe? Is the microphone on?

Camera person (offscreen): Okay Mr. Worry. You're on air!

Mr. Worry: Oh!

(Mr. Worry turns and faces the camera.)

Mr. Worry: We have a newsflash! I surprise witness has some important news for us. The people of Tiddletown are all terribly worried. Especially me.

(The curtain goes up and reveals Little Miss Star wearing a black mask over her eyes, a purple hat, and a purple cape.)

Mr. Worry: Oh!!! Ho-ho!

(Mr. Worry hides under the table.)

Mr. Worry: Uh...uh...our mystery guest has just arrived.

(Mr. Worry crawls out from under the table and goes over to Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Worry: Uh...meet our surprise witness. Who are you?

Miss Star: I...am the Masked Avenger!

(Little Miss Star takes out a fencing sword and scares Mr. Worry back under the table.)

Mr. Worry: (screams) Uh...better safe than sorry.

(Mr. Worry sees a red umbrella, gets an idea, and walks over to Little Miss Star using the umbrella as a shield.)

Mr. Worry: Um...Masked Avenger?

Miss Star: Oh.

Mr. Worry: Could you tell us when you last saw Miss Star?

Miss Star: Just yesterday. I think that she's the greatest star in the world.

Mr. Worry: Hmmm...here's Mr. Nosey!

(Mr. Nosey and Little Miss Trouble enter the studio and walk over to Mr. Worry and Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Nosey: Don't I know you?

Miss Star: No. But everyone knows you Mr. Nosey.

Mr. Nosey: (chuckles) Well let's get back to Miss Star. Does she have any enemies?

Miss Star: No. Everyone loves her.

Miss Trouble: Now I don't agree with you. She's very stuck up and everyone knows she has no talent at all.

(Little Miss Star shoves a wastebasket full of paper onto Little Miss Trouble's head.)

Miss Trouble: Oh! Ow!

Miss Star (offscreen): That's what happens when you insult Miss Star!

Mr. Nosey: (giggles)

(Mr. Worry hides under his desk. Little Miss Trouble tosses the wastebasket off of her head. Afterwards, Little Miss Trouble tries to get the mask off Little Miss Star's face.)

Miss Trouble: So it's YOU who kidnapped her!!

(Mr. Worry looks from under his desk and Mr. Nosey looks with concern.)

Mr. Nosey: Oh!

(Little Miss Trouble struggles to remove the mask.)

Miss Trouble: Actually, why don't you cheek her?

Mr. Nosey: Oh dear me!

Miss Trouble: Nobody likes Little Miss Star!

(The phone rings and Mr. Worry answers it.)

Mr. Worry: Hello?

Miss Trouble: She's a terrible showoff and so stuck up!

Miss Star: How dare you talk like that about Little Miss Star!

Mr. Worry: Excuse me!? Oh!

Mr. Nosey: Now do say there's some news?

Mr. Worry: Somebody has just confessed to being Little Miss Star's kidnapper!

Miss Star, Mr. Nosey, and Miss Trouble: Oh?

(Mr. Dizzy walks into the studio.)

Miss Trouble: Mr. Dizzy!

(Mr. Worry walks up to Mr. Dizzy.)

Mr. Worry: Mr. Dizzy, are you the kidnapper?

Mr. Dizzy: Huh? Are you saying I should take a nap?

Mr. Nosey: What have you done with Miss Star!?

Mr. Dizzy: (stammers) I fried her...

Mr. Worry: Oh no! He's fried Little Miss Star!

Mr. Dizzy: …An egg.

(Mr. Dizzy sees Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Dizzy: Uh excuse me! I don't know who you are!

Miss Star: Oh! But...Oh!

(Mr. Dizzy goes over to Little Miss Star and takes off her mask. Exposing her to everyone.)

Mr. Worry, Miss Trouble, and Mr. Nosey: Miss Star!?

(Little Miss Star becomes incredibly embarrassed.)

Miss Star: Oh...

(Mr. Dizzy realizes his mistake and shows remorse for ruining Little Miss Star's plan.)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh.

(The scene transitions to the next day where Mr. Dizzy is now cooking fried eggs in a pan. Except the pan is upside down!)

Mr. Dizzy: I've ruined your fried eggs again! What am I gonna give you for lunch?

(Little Miss Star walks into the room.)

Miss Star: I'm really not hungry Mr. Dizzy. I've had my 15 minutes of fame but now everyone's forgotten me again.

(The telephone rings.)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh?

(Mr. Dizzy answers the telephone.)

Mr. Dizzy: Uh hold on please. I'll see if she's here!

(Mr. Dizzy turns to Little Miss Star.)

Mr. Dizzy: It's someone calling from Jollywood Studios for you!

(Mr. Dizzy hands Little Miss Star the telephone.)

Director (on phone): Little Miss Star I saw you on television and you were marvelous! I'd like to give you the leading role in my next film, "The Return of the Masked Avenger!"

(Little Miss Star gives Mr. Dizzy the phone back.)

Miss Star: Yippee! At last I'm going to be a real star!

(Fade to black.)

(Episode ends here.)

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