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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Machines" written on it with Little Miss Daredevil and her time machine, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of machines whirring is heard)
(The episode begins with Little Miss Helpful holding a remote and gears turning in front of her)
Narrator: Machines are an important part of everyday life of the good people of Dillydale.
(Little Miss Whoops is shown pouring tons of boxes of detergent into a washing machine. Naturally, the washing machine overflows with suds upon Little Miss Whoops closing the door)
Narrator: They have machines that wash clothes...
(Mr. Quiet is shown driving into a drive-through car wash. When he comes out of the other end, he is no longer in his car)
Narrator: And machines that wash cars.
(Mr. Lazy is shown turning on a machine that brushes his teeth for him)
Narrator: In fact, the Mr. Men and Little Misses rely on machines to help make their lives a little easier.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy driving up to Mr. Messy's side of their house. There is a large crate in the backseat of Mr. Fussy's car. Upon pulling up in front o f the house, Mr. Fussy gets out of his car and carries the crate to Mr. Messy's house)
Narrator: Or to help clean up a neighbour's home.
(Mr. Fussy rings the doorbell and Mr. Messy lets him in)
Narrator: Especially, when that neighbour is Mr. Messy!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Messy's living room)
Mr. Messy: I can't believe you bought me a present, Mr. Fussy! What is it? Wait! Don't tell me! Let me guess. A used trash can?
Mr. Fussy: No.
Mr. Messy: A chunk of space junk?
Mr. Fussy: No.
Mr. Messy: Petrified lint balls?
Mr. Fussy: Most definitely not! Uh...Mr. Messy, it has nothing to do with dirt! In fact, quite the opposite. Behold! Your brand-new...
(Mr. Fussy gently knocks on the crate and the crate opens to reveal a machine)
Mr. Fussy: Clean-up Machine!
Mr. Messy: I don't like the sound of that.
(Mr. Fussy plugs in the clean-up machine and the machine turns on)
Mr. Fussy: Nonsense! With a flip of a switch, this clean-up machine will, once and for all, put an end to your messiness! Behold!
(A claw comes out of the clean-up machine. The claw takes some of Mr. Messy's clothes, places them into the machine, washes them, dries them, and folds them inside the machine and presents the clean clothes to Mr. Messy. The sight of clean clothes forces Mr. Messy to hide)
Mr. Fussy (offscreen): "See? Tidy!"
Mr. Messy: "GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!"
Mr. Fussy: You cannot continue to live in such filth!
Mr. Messy: But I like my filth.
Mr. Fussy: "That doesn't mean the rest of us do! Perhaps it's time to start think about others."
(Mr. Fussy walks over to the door)
Mr. Fussy: "Mainly your neighbours."
(Mr. Fussy leaves and closes the door behind him)
Mr. Messy: "I'm sorry to do this to you room. It's like losing an old friend."
(Mr. Messy walks over to the clean-up machine and activates it. It cleans up some of Mr. Messy's dishes and places them neatly stacked next to the other set it cleaned)
Mr. Messy: Aw man! I think I'm gonna cry.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy's side of the house. Mr. Fussy is enjoying some tea and is listening to some classical music)
Mr. Fussy: (humming)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Messy's side of the house. The clean-up machine has finished cleaning up Mr. Messy's living room and folds one last batch of clothes)
Mr. Messy: "This just isn't right! Maybe I could...uh...adjust it a little so it won't be so neat."
(Mr. Messy turns the dial from a picture of Mr. Fussy's face to a picture of his face. Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's faces represent clean and dirty respectively. The machine begins to shake)
Mr. Messy: "Uh oh!"
(The clean-up machine begins shooting balls of trash with such force that they break the wall dividing Mr. Messy's side of the house from Mr. Fussy's side. Trash splatters into Mr. Fussy's side of the house and disturbs Mr. Fussy's teatime)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) "Sweet apple strudel! I'm being fired upon!"
(Mr. Fussy crawls towards the hole in the wall as trash flies around him)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Broken toaster parts! Icky beanbags! Moldy cheese rind?!
(Mr. Fussy reaches the hole in the wall and hides underneath it)
Mr. Fussy: Good gracious! Is there no end to the horror?
(Mr. Fussy stands up and sees the clean-up machine firing trash. On the plus side, Mr. Messy's living room is messy again)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: Dah!
Mr. Fussy: TURN OFF THAT MACHINE!!
Mr. Messy: But it's just getting good!
Mr. Fussy: Good? Do you not see that I am under siege!?
(Mr. Messy jumps behind the pile of folded clothes)
Mr. Messy: Dah!
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the pile of folded clothes. Mr. Messy dodges the machine's fire and rolls behind the pile of clean dishes)
Mr. Messy: Oh!
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the pile of clean dishes. Mr. Messy dodges the machine's fire and uses bags of trash to shield himself)
Mr. Messy: Ah!
(Mr. Messy pushes the bags of trash to the clean-up machine's dial)
Mr. Messy: (grunts) What?
(Mr. Messy tries to turn the machine off but accidentally takes rips the dial off the machine)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the bags of trash which causes the trash to rip out and splatter onto Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy falls back and notices the machine's plug and unplugs the machine. The machine powers down, jumps up, and lands with a thud. The thud causes the new hole in the wall to become bigger. Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Messy: My mess is back! Thank, Mr. Fussy! I had me doubts at first, but this is great! And now, with this wall gone, you can enjoy my mess too! This is the best machine ever! Feel free to borrow it anytime you want!
(The clean-up machine briefly turns on, turns around and coughs trash onto Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Messy: Huh?
Mr. Fussy: Hu-! (sighs)
(The scene transitions to a bumper. Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox step on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox disappear for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings them back. This causes Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox to swap personalities)
Miss Naughty: (gasps)
(Little Miss Naughty smiles over the success of her machine)
Miss Naughty: (snickers)
(The next scene begins with Mr. Grumpy double checking a bunch of street cleaning machines before making his way to Mr. Funny)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmph!
Narrator: Operating a street cleaning machine is serious business in Dillydale.
Mr. Grumpy: Mm-hmm!
Narrator: Which is why it's so curious that Mr. Grumpy would hire Mr. Funny to drive one.
Mr. Grumpy: Right! Mr. Funny.
(Mr. Funny inflates his hat and puts it on his head)
Mr. Grumpy: Mmph! Now, have you driven a street sweeper before?
(Mr. Funny pretends to drive a street sweeper and honks Mr. Grumpy's nose)
Mr. Grumpy: Nyah! I do hope you're not trying to be funny.
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to one of the street sweepers and Mr. Funny follows. Mr. Funny also mimics Mr. Grumpy as he walks behind him. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Funny sitting in one of the street sweepers)
Mr. Grumpy: Go ahead and turn on the machine.
(Mr. Funny looks at the controls)
Mr. Grumpy: You've not driven one of these, have you.
Mr. Funny: (sighs sadly)
Mr. Grumpy: I thought so. All right then, listen up!
(Mr. Funny cheers up)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm only gonna say this one.
(Mr. Funny salutes Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Funny takes out a pencil and a notepad. Mr. Funny tosses the pencil away and takes out a comedically larger one. Mr. Funny starts writing down everything Mr. Grumpy says. Mr. Grumpy shows Mr. Funny each feature the machine has)
Mr. Grumpy: You got your brake pedal and your accelerator. There are four buttons there, three levers here.
(Mr. Grumpy pulls a lever that activates a vacuum and sweeper feature. Mr. Funny throws some papers behind him)
Mr. Grumpy: This lever turns on the vacuum and the sweepers.
(Mr. Grumpy pulls a lever that activates a giant hedge-like trimmer)
Mr. Grumpy: This one turns on the trimmers. In case you come upon any low tree branches.
(Mr. Funny nods in understanding then begins to mock Mr. Grumpy again)
Mr. Funny (overlap): (honking imitation noises)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): And this one...
(Mr. Funny stops mocking Mr. Grumpy and tosses the pencil and pad of paper away)
Mr. Grumpy: Activates the arm that picks up any parked cars that are in your way. Got it?
(Mr. Funny shakes his head no)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll take that as a yes.
(Mr. Grumpy gets off the street sweeper)
Mr. Grumpy: Now get to work!
(Mr. Grumpy walks away)
Mr. Grumpy: This street isn't gonna clean itself!
(Mr. Funny theme begins to play. Mr. Funny pushes a button)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny pushes another button. Water sprays from the windshield into Mr. Funny's face and the windshield wipers activate and hit Mr. Funny's nose with each wipe. Mr. Funny hits the wipers with a hammer to turn them off. Mr. Funny turns on the street sweeper's engine and begins to drive down the street. Mr. Funny activates the trimmer and uses it to cut down a tree and a lamppost. The lamppost hits Mr. Bump and pins him to the ground)
Mr. Bump (muffled): Ow!
Mr. Funny: Oh.
(The tree is now stuck to the tires of the street sweeper. Mr. Funny activates the vacuum to suck up a stray banana peel but accidentally sucks up a mailbox)
Mr. Funny: Oh!
(The letters come out of the back. Mr. Funny pushes a button to get the vacuum to suck them up again but the vacuum sucks his hat up in the process)
Mr. Funny: Uh oh!
(Mr. Funny inflates his hat and puts it on his head as the letters come out from the back again)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny stops and sees a can of fizzy pop on the ground. He tries to use the vacuum to suck it up but it doesn't work)
Mr. Funny: Oh!
(Mr. Funny tries a few more times before accidentally causing a fire hydrant to fall into the ground and water to gush out of the whole)
Mr. Funny: Uh oh!
(Mr. Funny gets out of the street sweeper and throws the can into a nearby garbage can. Mr. Funny climbs back onto the street sweeper and continues down the street. Mr. Funny accidentally runs over the trash can and it gets stuck to one of the tires. Trash begins spilling out all over the street. Mr. Funny reaches the end of the street where Mr. Grumpy is standing in disbelief. Mr. Funny's theme stops when Mr. Funny slams on the brakes and waves to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Look what you've done!
Mr. Funny: Huh?
(The camera pans to the right to show the damage Mr. Funny has caused to the street. Trash on the road, the water gushing hole, and Mr. Bump pinned by the streetlight)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Funny and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: It's clowns like you that give us street sweepers a bad name!
Mr. Funny: (cries)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
(Mr. Funny accidentally presses a button when he starts crying. The button activates the vacuum which sucks up Mr. Grumpy to the point where only his legs are sticking out)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah! Ooh! Oh! I'm not a piece of litter! Put me down! Oh, crooked cucumbers!
(Mr. Funny's theme resumes. Mr. Funny turns the sweeper back on and drives off and waves goodbye to the viewers as the screen fades to black)
(A bumper begins to play. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey step on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey disappear for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings them back. This causes Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey to swap height. Little Miss Naughty smiles over the success of her machine)
(The next scene begins with Mr. Rude walking through an amusement park)
Narrator: Some people have simple machines. While others have machines that are quite extraordinary!
(Mr. Rude joins Little Miss Scary, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Giggles by a stage. Little Miss Daredevil is presenting her time machine on the stage)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Narrator: Would you expect anything less of Miss Daredevil?
Miss Daredevil: With my time machine, you can travel back to any time in the past!
Mr. Nervous: Hmm!
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Mr. Nervous: Oh, Miss Giggles. This isn't funny.
Miss Giggles: I know! (giggles)
Miss Scary: Can this machine of yours travel back to see real dinosaurs?
Miss Daredevil: If you dare!
Miss Scary: Sign us up!
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)
Miss Scary: Right Miss Giggles?
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Alright! I'm game!
Mr. Rude: Oh don't be a nincompoop, Miss Scary. There is no such thing as a time machine!
Miss Daredevil: You're wrong, Mr. Rude. This is the real deal! And to prove it...
(Little Miss Daredevil turns on her time machine)
Miss Daredevil: I'll take all of you back to see those dinosaurs!
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)
Miss Scary: Now you're talking! This is gonna be fantastic!
(Little Miss Scary hops on stage)
Miss Scary: Come on! What are you waiting for?
Mr. Nervous: Courage? Ooh!
(Mr. Nervous is pulled onto the stage by Little Miss Scary)
Miss Giggles: Courage? (giggles)
(Little Miss Giggles jumps on stage. Little Miss Scary and Mr. Nervous have entered the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Well I'm glad you find humor in my pain.
Miss Daredevil: What do you say, Mr. Rude. Are you coming?
Mr. Rude: How could I resist a chance to see you make fools of yourselves?
(Mr. Rude gets on stage and enters the time machine with Little Miss Giggles)
Mr. Rude: (scoffs) Time machine.
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Miss Scary: Is she always like that?
Mr. Rude: Ugh, you do not know the half of it.
Miss Daredevil: Okay!
(Little Miss Daredevil enters the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: Prehistoric times...here we come!
(Little Miss Daredevil activates the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Traumatizing tremors of terror! Oh!
Miss Scary: (laughs) Woo!
(The time machine transports everyone to prehistoric times)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): What'd I tell you?
(The scene cuts to the ground and everyone is outside of the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Okay. Seen enough. Going back.
(Mr. Nervous enters the time machine)
Miss Scary: But we haven't seen a dinosaur yet!
Mr. Nervous: Exactly!
Mr. Rude: How do we know this isn't some kind of trick?
(A pterodactyl swoops down and snatches Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles (offscreen): Woah! (laughs)
Miss Scary: (laughs) That was totally terrifying!
Mr. Rude: Oh well. Let's go home.
Mr. Nervous: Yes! Let's!
(Mr. Rude enters the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: We can't go home without Miss Giggles!
Mr. Rude: Why not?
Miss Daredevil: It wouldn't be right!
Mr. Nervous: I'm sure Miss Giggles would've wanted us to go on without her!
Miss Daredevil: No can do! It's my time travel policy to get everyone back safe and sound! So the sooner we find Miss Giggles, the sooner we get home!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude trekking through the prehistoric jungle)
Mr. Rude: Heroes make me sick.
(Little Miss Daredevil stops in her tracks and Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude bump into each other as a result)
Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(The camera shows that Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude have run into Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's prehistoric ancestors)
Caveman Nosey: (caveman talk)
Caveman Small: (caveman talk)
(Caveman Nosey and Caveman Small run away)
Caveman Nosey and Caveman Small: (screams)
Mr. Nervous: Those two look awfully familiar. Hmm.
T-Rex (offscreen): (growls)
Miss Daredevil and Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude look up to find that they are standing underneath a giant T-Rex)
Miss Daredevil: (gasps)
Mr. Nervous: (screams) Big dinosaur!
Miss Daredevil: (screams) Everybody run!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Rude run away)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Miss Scary: This is the most fantastic thing ever!
(Little Miss Daredevil runs back over and grabs Little Miss Scary arm and pulls her away. The T-Rex chases after them)
Miss Daredevil: (grunts)
Miss Scary: Woah!
T-Rex: (roars)
(The T-Rex chases Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude through the jungle
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude escape from the T-Rex by hiding in a cave)
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)
Mr. Rude: I will never doubt you or your ridiculous machines again.
Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(Mr. Nervous faints)
Mr. Rude: Neither will he.
(Little Miss Scary goes over to Mr. Nervous)
Miss Scary: Wake up, Mr. Nervous! This is no time to faint! You might miss something good!
Mr. Rude: I knew we should have left without Miss Giggles.
(Little Miss Giggles pops up from behind the rock Mr. Rude was leaning on)
Miss Giggles: Left without me? (giggles) You are all so funny! (laughs)
Miss Daredevil: Miss Giggles! Thank goodness you're alright!
Mr. Rude: (sighs) What she said.
(Mr. Nervous wakes up)
Mr. Nervous: Dinosaur. But...where am I?
Miss Daredevil: Come on! Let's boogie!
(The group returns to the time machine only to find velociraptors surrounding it. Mr. Rude, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary rise up from a bush that is near the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: We're going to have to sneak past them! So everyone, be very quiet!
Miss Giggles (from inside the bush): (laughs loudly)
(Little Miss Giggles tumbles out of the bush. Mr. Rude, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary glare at her and Little Miss Giggles immediately shuts up the moment she realizes what she did. The velociraptors see the five time travelers from behind the bushes and chase after them to the left)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The velociraptors chase them to the right)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The velociraptors chase them into the time machine)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The time machine activates and transports everyone back to present day)
Mr. Nervous: D-ah!
(Mr. Nervous immediately runs out onto the stage)
Mr. Nervous: Terrific terra-firma!
(Mr. Nervous starts kissing the stage floor)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! There's no place like home!
(Mr. Nervous continues to kiss the floor. Little Miss Scary is shown next to Mr. Nervous on the stage while Mr. Rude, Little Miss Giggles, and Little Miss Daredevil are shown standing on the ground next to the stage)
Mr. Rude: This time machine was a complete waste of my time! I could have been riding a real ride! Like that Ferris Wheel!
Miss Daredevil: A ride on the Ferris Wheel is a great idea!
(Mr. Nervous jumps off the stage)
Miss Daredevil: Last one there's a rotten egg!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Rude walk away and head for the Ferris Wheel. Little Miss Scary stays behind a little upset. Lucky for her, a velociraptor stowed away in the time machine and was brought back to present day with them)
Velociraptor: (growls)
(The velociraptor begins to chase Little Miss Scary around)
Velociraptor: (roars)
Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. Little Miss Scary steps on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Little Miss Scary disappears for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings her back. This causes dozens of Little Miss Scarys wearing the orange cyclops mask to appear. Alarms sound. Little Miss Naughty becomes terrified and runs away)
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Scary riding the Ferris wheel with the velociraptor. The velociraptor is enjoying some ice cream)
Narrator: There comes a point in every day when it's time for the Mr. Men and Little Misses to turn off the machines and give them a rest.
(Mr. Funny turns off the street cleaner and Mr. Grumpy is released from the vacuum feature in a daze)
Narrator: After all.
(Mr. Fussy is shown dusting the clean-up machine)
Mr. Fussy: (humming)
Narrator: They know that these same machines will need to be ready for work in the morning!
(The clean-up machine coughs up trash. The trash splatters onto Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: (sobs)
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Machines" written on it with Little Miss Daredevil and her time machine, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of machines whirring is heard)
(The episode begins with Little Miss Helpful holding a remote and gears turning in front of her)
Narrator: Machines are an important part of everyday life of the good people of Dillydale.
(Little Miss Whoops is shown pouring tons of boxes of detergent into a washing machine. Naturally, the washing machine overflows with suds upon Little Miss Whoops closing the door)
Narrator: They have machines that wash clothes...
(Mr. Quiet is shown driving into a drive-through car wash. When he comes out of the other end, he is no longer in his car)
Narrator: And machines that wash cars.
(Mr. Lazy is shown turning on a machine that brushes his teeth for him)
Narrator: In fact, the Mr. Men and Little Misses rely on machines to help make their lives a little easier.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy driving up to Mr. Messy's side of their house. There is a large crate in the backseat of Mr. Fussy's car. Upon pulling up in front o f the house, Mr. Fussy gets out of his car and carries the crate to Mr. Messy's house)
Narrator: Or to help clean up a neighbor's home.
(Mr. Fussy rings the doorbell and Mr. Messy lets him in)
Narrator: Especially, when that neighbor is Mr. Messy!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Messy's living room)
Mr. Messy: I can't believe you bought me a present, Mr. Fussy! What is it? Wait! Don't tell me! Let me guess. A used trash can?
Mr. Fussy: No.
Mr. Messy: A chunk of space junk?
Mr. Fussy: No.
Mr. Messy: Petrified lint balls?
Mr. Fussy: Most definitely not! Uh...Mr. Messy, it has nothing to do with dirt! In fact, quite the opposite. Behold! Your brand-new...
(Mr. Fussy gently knocks on the crate and the crate opens to reveal a machine)
Mr. Fussy: Clean-up Machine!
Mr. Messy: I don't like the sound of that.
(Mr. Fussy plugs in the clean-up machine and the machine turns on)
Mr. Fussy: Nonsense! With a flip of a switch, this clean-up machine will, once and for all, put an end to your messiness! Behold!
(A claw comes out of the clean-up machine. The claw takes some of Mr. Messy's clothes, places them into the machine, washes them, dries them, and folds them inside the machine and presents the clean clothes to Mr. Messy. The sight of clean clothes forces Mr. Messy to hide)
Mr. Messy: GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!
Mr. Fussy: You cannot continue to live in such filth!
Mr. Messy: But I like my filth.
Mr. Fussy: That doesn't mean the rest of us do! Perhaps it's time to start think about others.
(Mr. Fussy walks over to the door)
Mr. Fussy: Mainly your neighbors.
(Mr. Fussy leaves and closes the door behind him)
Mr. Messy: I'm sorry to do this to you room. It's like losing a good friend.
(Mr. Messy walks over to the clean-up machine and activates it. It cleans up some of Mr. Messy's dishes and places them neatly stacked next to the other set it cleaned)
Mr. Messy: Aw man! I think I'm gonna cry.
(The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy's side of the house. Mr. Fussy is enjoying some tea and is listening to some classical music)
Mr. Fussy: (humming)
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Messy's side of the house. The clean-up machine has finished cleaning up Mr. Messy's living room and folds one last batch of clothes)
Mr. Messy: This just ain't right! Maybe I could...uh...adjust it a little so it won't be so neat.
(Mr. Messy turns the dial from a picture of Mr. Fussy's face to a picture of his face. Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's faces represent clean and dirty respectively. The machine begins to shake)
Mr. Messy: Uh oh!
(The clean-up machine begins shooting balls of trash with such force that they break the wall dividing Mr. Messy's side of the house from Mr. Fussy's side. Trash splatters into Mr. Fussy's side of the house and disturbs Mr. Fussy's teatime)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Sweet Henrietta! I'm being fired upon!
(Mr. Fussy crawls towards the hole in the wall as trash flies around him)
Mr. Fussy: Ah! Uh, broken toaster parts! Icky beanbags! Oh! Moldy cheese curds!
(Mr. Fussy reaches the hole in the wall and hides underneath it)
Mr. Fussy: Good gracious! Is there no end to the suffering?
(Mr. Fussy stands up and sees the clean-up machine firing trash. On the plus side, Mr. Messy's living room is messy again)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: Woah!
Mr. Fussy: TURN OFF THAT MACHINE!!
Mr. Messy: But it was just getting good!
Mr. Fussy: Good? Do you not see that I'm under siege!?
(Mr. Messy jumps behind the pile of folded clothes)
Mr. Messy: Hep!
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the pile of folded clothes. Mr. Messy dodges the machine's fire and rolls behind the pile of clean dishes)
Mr. Messy: Woah!
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the pile of clean dishes. Mr. Messy dodges the machine's fire and uses bags of trash to shield himself)
Mr. Messy: Hep!
(Mr. Messy pushes the bags of trash to the clean-up machine's dial. Mr. Messy tries to turn the machine off but accidentally takes rips the dial off the machine)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(The clean-up machine fires trash at the bags of trash which causes the trash to rip out and splatter onto Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy falls back and notices the machine's plug and unplugs the machine. The machine powers down, jumps up, and lands with a thud. The thud causes the new hole in the wall to become bigger. Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Messy: My mess is back! Thank, Mr. Fussy! I had my doubts at first, but this is great! And now with this wall gone, you can enjoy my mess too! This is the best machine ever! Feel free to borrow it anytime you want!
(The clean-up machine briefly turns on, turns around and coughs trash onto Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: (sighs)
(The scene transitions to a bumper. Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox step on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox disappear for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings them back. This causes Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox to swap personalities)
Miss Naughty: (gasps)
(Little Miss Naughty smiles over the success of her machine)
(A commercial for Mr. Strong's gym begins. We see squares scroll from left to right showing Mr. Strong on a Lat pulldown machine, riding a machine bicycle, flexing his muscles, and giving a thumbs up.
Mr. Strong: (grunting)
(Mr. Strong is then shown outside of the squares ready to talk to the audience)
Mr. Strong: I'm Mr. Strong! Here to tell you about my new gym! Where you can take advantage of the best fitness machines around!
(Mr. Strong walks over to Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet is working out on an elliptical machine)
Mr. Strong: Try my new leg-a-cizer!
(Mr. Strong pushes a button and the leg-a-cizer causes Mr. Quiet's legs to do the splits)
Mr. Strong: I guarantee there's no better way to exercise your legs!
(Mr. Strong walks away)
Mr. Quiet: No! No! No! No! My legs! No! I only have two!
(The scene transitions to Mr. Strong showing Little Miss Sunshine on a machine that looks like a combination of an elliptical and a treadmill)
Mr. Strong: Come and try out my aerobics machine!
(Mr. Strong pushes a button that causes the machine to speed up)
Miss Sunshine: (panting)
Mr. Strong: I'm telling ya, this machine will really help you work up a sweat!
Miss Sunshine: (panting)
(The aerobics machine launches Little Miss Sunshine across the room)
Miss Sunshine: Woah! (screams)
(Little Miss Sunshine crashes into something offscreen)
Mr. Strong: Now if you're looking to exercise your arms, then this next machine is the one for you!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Tickle. Mr. Tickle is struggling to use the arm machine)
Mr. Tickle: Ow! Ooh! Ow!
Mr. Strong (voiceover): Using a stretch technique, my arm-a cizer will help you strengthen your arms in no time!
(Mr. Tickle stops using the arm machine and his arms are totally limp)
Mr. Tickle: I may never tickle again.
(Mr. Strong passes by Mr. Bump, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Fussy all using fitness machines. Mr. Bump rides a machine bike, Mr. Rude uses a rowing machine, and Mr. Fussy using (I think) a fitness resistance band machine)
Mr. Strong: So come on down and try out my fitness machines! And remember, when it comes to fitness...
(Mr. Bump is launched off the bike and ends up knocking Mr. Rude and Mr. Fussy off their machines and all three land on Mr. Strong in a heap)
Mr. Strong: If there's no pain, there's no gain!
(Mr. Strong winks at the audience and the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Grumpy double checking a bunch of street cleaning machines before making his way to Mr. Funny)
Narrator: Operating a street cleaning machine is serious business in Dillydale. Which is why it's so curious that Mr. Grumpy would hire Mr. Funny to drive one
Mr. Grumpy: Okay Mr. Funny.
(Mr. Funny inflates his hat and puts it on his head)
Mr. Grumpy: Now you're sure that you have driven one of these street sweepers before?
(Mr. Funny pretends to drive a street sweeper and honks Mr. Grumpy's nose)
Mr. Grumpy: I hope you're not trying to be funny.
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to one of the street sweepers and Mr. Funny follows. Mr. Funny also mimics Mr. Grumpy as he walks behind him. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Funny sitting in one of the street sweepers)
Mr. Grumpy: Go ahead and turn on the machine.
(Mr. Funny looks at the controls)
Mr. Grumpy: You've never driven one of these, have you.
Mr. Funny: (sighs sadly)
Mr. Grumpy: I thought so. All right then, listen up!
(Mr. Funny cheers up)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm only gonna say this one.
(Mr. Funny salutes Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Funny takes out a pencil and a notepad. Mr. Funny tosses the pencil away and takes out a comedically larger one. Mr. Funny starts writing down everything Mr. Grumpy says. Mr. Grumpy shows Mr. Funny each feature the machine has)
Mr. Grumpy: You got your brake pedal and your gas pedal. There are four buttons there three levers here.
(Mr. Grumpy pulls a lever that activates a vacuum and sweeper feature. Mr. Funny throws some papers behind him)
Mr. Grumpy: This lever turns on the vacuum and sweepers.
(Mr. Grumpy pulls a lever that activates a giant hedge-like trimmer)
Mr. Grumpy: This one turns on the trimmers. In case you come upon any low tree branches.
(Mr. Funny nods in understanding then begins to mock Mr. Grumpy again)
Mr. Funny (overlap): (honking imitation noises)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): And this one...
(Mr. Funny stops mocking Mr. Grumpy and tosses the pencil and pad of paper away)
Mr. Grumpy: Activates the arm that picks up any small cars that are in your way. Got it?
(Mr. Funny shakes his head no)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll take that as a yes.
(Mr. Grumpy gets off the street sweeper)
Mr. Grumpy: Now get to work!
(Mr. Grumpy walks away)
Mr. Grumpy: This street isn't gonna clean itself!
(Mr. Funny theme begins to play. Mr. Funny pushes a button)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny pushes another button. Water sprays from the windshield into Mr. Funny's face and the windshield wipers activate and hit Mr. Funny's nose with each wipe. Mr. Funny hits the wipers with a hammer to turn them off. Mr. Funny turns on the street sweeper's engine and begins to drive down the street. Mr. Funny activates the trimmer and uses it to cut down a tree and a lamppost. The lamppost hits Mr. Bump and pins him to the ground)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
Mr. Funny: Oh.
(The tree is now stuck to the tires of the street sweeper. Mr. Funny activates the vacuum to suck up a stray banana peel but accidentally sucks up a mailbox)
Mr. Funny: Oh!
(The letters come out of the back. Mr. Funny pushes a button to get the vacuum to suck them up again but the vacuum sucks his hat up in the process)
Mr. Funny: Uh oh!
(Mr. Funny inflates his hat and puts it on his head as the letters come out from the back again)
Mr. Funny: (laughs)
(Mr. Funny stops and sees a can of fizzy pop on the ground. He tries to use the vacuum to suck it up but it doesn't work)
Mr. Funny: Oh!
(Mr. Funny tries a few more times before accidentally causing a fire hydrant to fall into the ground and water to gush out of the whole)
Mr. Funny: Uh oh!
(Mr. Funny gets out of the street sweeper and throws the can into a nearby garbage can. Mr. Funny climbs back onto the street sweeper and continues down the street. Mr. Funny accidentally runs over the trash can and it gets stuck to one of the tires. Trash begins spilling out all over the street. Mr. Funny reaches the end of the street where Mr. Grumpy is standing in disbelief. Mr. Funny's theme stops when Mr. Funny slams on the brakes and waves to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Look what you've done!
Mr. Funny: Huh?
(The camera pans to the right to show the damage Mr. Funny has caused to the street. Trash on the road, the water gushing hole, and Mr. Bump pinned by the streetlight)
Mr. Bump: Oh.
(The scene cuts back to Mr. Funny and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: It's clowns like you that give us street sweepers a bad name!
Mr. Funny: (cries)
(Mr. Funny accidentally presses a button when he starts crying. The button activates the vacuum which sucks up Mr. Grumpy to the point where only his legs are sticking out)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Oh! Oh! Crooked cucumbers! Get me out of this!
(Mr. Funny's theme resumes. Mr. Funny turns the sweeper back on and drives off and waves goodbye to the viewers as the screen fades to black)
(A bumper begins to play. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey step on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey disappear for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings them back. This causes Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey to swap height. Little Miss Naughty smiles over the success of her machine)
(The next scene begins with Mr. Rude walking through an amusement park)
Narrator: Some people have simple machines. While others have machines that are quite extraordinary!
(Mr. Rude joins Little Miss Scary, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Giggles by a stage. Little Miss Daredevil is presenting her time machine on the stage)
Narrator: Would you expect anything less of Miss Daredevil?
Miss Daredevil: With my time machine, you can travel back to any time in the past!
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Mr. Nervous: Oh, This isn't funny, Miss Giggles.
Miss Giggles: I know! (giggles)
Miss Scary: Can this machine of yours travel back to see real dinosaurs?
Miss Daredevil: If you dare.
Miss Scary: Sign us up! Right Miss Giggles?
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Sure. Count me in.
Mr. Rude: Oh don't be a nincompoop, Miss Scary. There is no such thing as a time machine!
Miss Daredevil: You're wrong, Mr. Rude. This is the real deal! And to prove it...
(Little Miss Daredevil turns on her time machine)
Miss Daredevil: I'll take all of you back to see those dinosaurs!
Miss Scary: Now you're talking! This is gonna be fantastic!
(Little Miss Scary hops on stage)
Miss Scary: Come on! What are you waiting for?
Mr. Nervous: Courage? Oh!
(Mr. Nervous is pulled onto the stage by Little Miss Scary)
Miss Giggles: Courage? (giggles)
(Little Miss Giggles jumps on stage. Little Miss Scary and Mr. Nervous have entered the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Well I'm glad you find humor in my pain.
Miss Daredevil: What do you say, Mr. Rude. Are you coming?
Mr. Rude: How could I resist a chance to make see you fools of yourselves?
(Mr. Rude gets on stage and enters the time machine with Little Miss Giggles)
Mr. Rude: (scoffs) Time machine.
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Miss Scary: Is she always like that?
Mr. Rude: Ugh, you do not know the half of it.
Miss Daredevil: Okay!
(Little Miss Daredevil enters the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: Prehistoric times...here we come!
(Little Miss Daredevil activates the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Ooh! Traumatizing tremors of terror! Woah! Oh!
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(The time machine transports everyone to prehistoric times)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): What'd I tell ya?
(The scene cuts to the ground and everyone is outside of the time machine)
Mr. Nervous: Okay. Seen enough. Going back.
(Mr. Nervous enters the time machine)
Miss Scary: But we haven't seen a dinosaur yet!
Mr. Nervous: Exactly!
Mr. Rude: How do we know this isn't some kind of trick?
(A pterodactyl swoops down and snatches Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles (offscreen): Woah! (laughs)
Miss Scary: (laughs) That was totally terrifying!
Mr. Rude: Oh well. Let's go home.
Mr. Nervous: Yes! Let's!
(Mr. Rude enters the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: We can't go home without Miss Giggles!
Mr. Rude: Why not?
Miss Daredevil: It wouldn't be right!
Mr. Nervous: I'm sure Miss Giggles would've wanted us to go on without her!
Miss Daredevil: No can do! It's my time travel policy to get everyone back safe and sound! So the sooner we find Miss Giggles, the sooner we get home!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude trekking through the prehistoric jungle)
Mr. Rude: Heroes make me sick.
(Little Miss Daredevil stops in her tracks and Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude bump into each other as a result)
Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(The camera shows that Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude have run into Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's prehistoric ancestors)
Caveman Nosey: (caveman talk)
Caveman Small: (caveman talk)
(Caveman Nosey and Caveman Small run away)
Caveman Nosey: (screams)
Mr. Nervous: Those two look awfully familiar. Hmm
T-Rex (offscreen): (growls)
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude look up to find that they are standing underneath a giant T-Rex)
Mr. Nervous: G-hoh! Ho-ho!
Miss Daredevil: (screams) Everybody run!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Rude run away)
Miss Scary: This is the most fantastic thing ever!
(Little Miss Daredevil runs back over and grabs Little Miss Scary arm and pulls her away. The T-Rex chases after them)
T-Rex: (roars)
(The T-Rex chases Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude through the jungle until Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Rude escape from them by hiding in a cave)
Mr. Rude: I'll never doubt you or your ridiculous machines again.
(Mr. Nervous faints)
Mr. Rude: Neither will he.
(Little Miss Scary goes over to Mr. Nervous)
Miss Scary: Wake up, Mr. Nervous! This is no time to faint! You might miss something good!
Mr. Rude: I knew we should have left without Miss Giggles.
(Little Miss Giggles pops up from behind the rock Mr. Rude was leaning on)
Miss Giggles: Left without me? (giggles) You guys are so funny! (laughs)
Miss Daredevil: Miss Giggles! Thank goodness you're alright!
Mr. Rude: (sighs) What she said.
(Mr. Nervous wakes up)
Mr. Nervous: Dinosaur. W...where am I?
Miss Daredevil: Come on! Let's boogie!
(The group returns to the time machine only to find velociraptors surrounding it. Mr. Rude, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary rise up from a bush that is near the time machine)
Miss Daredevil: We're gonna have to sneak past 'em! So everyone, be very quiet!
Miss Giggles (from inside the bush): (laughs loudly)
(Little Miss Giggles tumbles out of the bush. Mr. Rude, Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Scary glare at her and Little Miss Giggles immediately shuts up the moment she realizes what she did. The velociraptors see the five time travelers from behind the bushes and chase after them to the left)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The velociraptors chase them to the right)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The velociraptors chase them into the time machine)
Mr. Rude, Miss Daredevil, Mr. Nervous, Miss Scary, and Miss Giggles: (screams)
(The time machine activates and transports everyone back to present day. Mr. Nervous immediately runs out onto the stage)
Mr. Nervous: (screams) Oh!
(Mr. Nervous starts kissing the stage floor)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! There's no place like home!
(Mr. Nervous continues to kiss the floor. Little Miss Scary is shown next to Mr. Nervous on the stage while Mr. Rude, Little Miss Giggles, and Little Miss Daredevil are shown standing on the ground next to the stage)
Mr. Rude: This time machine was a complete waste of my time! I could have been riding a real ride! Like that Ferris Wheel!
Miss Daredevil: A ride on the Ferris Wheel is a great idea!
(Mr. Nervous jumps off the stage)
Miss Daredevil: Last one there's a rotten egg!
(Little Miss Daredevil, Little Miss Giggles, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Rude walk away and head for the Ferris Wheel. Little Miss Scary stays behind a little upset. Lucky for her, a velociraptor stowed away in the time machine and was brought back to present day with them)
Velociraptor: (growls)
(The velociraptor begins to chase Little Miss Scary around)
Velociraptor: (roars)
Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. Little Miss Scary steps on Little Miss Naughty's machine and Little Miss Naughty activates it. Little Miss Scary disappears for a moment before Little Miss Naughty brings her back. This causes dozens of Little Miss Scarys wearing the orange cyclops mask to appear. Alarms sound. Little Miss Naughty becomes terrified and runs away)
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Scary riding the Ferris wheel with the velociraptor. The velociraptor is enjoying some ice cream)
Narrator: There comes a point in every day when it's time to turn off the machines and give them a rest.
(Mr. Funny turns off the street cleaner and Mr. Grumpy is released from the vacuum feature in a daze)
Narrator: After all.
(Mr. Fussy is shown dusting the clean-up machine)
Narrator: They know that these same machines will need to be ready for work in the morning!
(The clean-up machine coughs up trash. The trash splatters onto Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: (sobs, takes a deep breath in and sighs heavily)
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)