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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue screen comes up with "Mall" written on it with a shopping bag, a coffee, two boxes with a high-heeled shoe on top, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins inside the Dillydale Mall. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Quiet are shown going down the escalator. Little Miss Chatterbox is chatting inaudibly much to Mr. Quiet's annoyance. On the first floor of the mall, Mr. Rude and Mr. Pernickety are shown walking around the mall and Mr. Strong is shown acting as a security guard to one of the stores)
Narrator: Ah, the Dillydale Mall.
(Mr. Bump walks past Mr. Rude when suddenly, a plant falls on Mr. Bump's head. Mr. Bump falls onto the floor, sitting in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil flies by on her pink jetpack)
Narrator: A place where the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(The camera cuts to the pet shop where Mr. Pernickety is shown surrounded by four puppies)
Puppies: (barking)
Narrator: Spend many a pleasant hour...
(One of the puppies is shown licking one of Mr. Pernickety's shoes)
Narrator: Shopping.
(Mr. Persnickety is shown struggling to tolerate the puppies. The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil trying on a new cape)
Narrator: Need a cape that matches your helmet? The mall has it.
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Messy holding a slice of pizza)
Narrator: Craving a slice of pizza?
(Mr. Messy takes a bite of his pizza slice and the camera zooms out to show Mr. Messy standing next to a sign for chicken-fried rice)
Narrator: And a side order of chicken-fried rice?
Chicken (voiceover): (clucks)
Narrator: The mall has it all!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain swimming in the mall's fountain)
Narrator: In fact, at the mall, they'll even let you play in the fountain. Who could ask for anything more?
(The screen iris' out. The next scene takes place at a shop in the mall. It is a shoe shop operated by Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Bounce arrives and the door chimes to signal his arrival. Mr. Scatterbrain sees Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce is holding up a cowboy boot)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Bounce. Heh-heh. May I help you?
Mr. Bounce: Yes Mr. Scatterbrain. I'd like to see these in a size six please.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha. Coming right up!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a set of knitting needles and starts knitting a pair of socks)
Mr. Bounce: Uh, Mr. Scatterbrain?
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the knitting away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yes?
(Mr. Bounce gestures to the cowboy boot again)
Mr. Bounce: You were finding me these in a Size 6.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, ha-ha-ha. Where is my head?
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the boot and heads offscreen with it. After a second of clattering, Mr. Scatterbrain returns with a pair of scuba flippers)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go.
Mr. Bounce: Uh, those are scuba flippers.
Mr. Scatterbrain: And the last size six we have in stock! (chuckles)
Mr. Bounce: They're very nice.
(Mr. Bounce shows Mr. Scatterbrain the boot again)
Mr. Bounce: But I'd really like a pair of these boots.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away. He is heard looking for something offscreen. Mr. Scatterbrain returns with two ukuleles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go.
Mr. Bounce: But those are ukuleles
Mr. Scatterbrain: Size six!
(Mr. Bounce tries to say something but gives up and tries on the ukuleles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: How do they feel?
(Mr. Bounce is shown wearing the ukuleles)
Mr. Bounce: Well, like ukuleles. Which I never learned to play. Especially with my toes.
(Mr. Bounce takes out the cowboy boot again)
Mr. Bounce: I'd really, really like to see these b--
(Mr. Bounce falls over and starts bouncing)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the shop)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks out of the store)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, Mr. Bounce. Will you be needing socks with those? (chuckles)
(Mr. Bounce is shown bouncing all over the mall)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Hello! Goodbye!
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small ride on a flying machine pulling the first bumper with them. Mr. Nervous walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, Mr. Nervous immediately runs out in fear and doesn't take the photos with him. After the photo strip develops, it is revealed that Little Miss Scary was already inside ready to scare Mr. Nervous with he orange cyclops mask. Limbless clones of Mr. Bump drop down from the sky and cover the screen before disappearing. A dance video starring Little Miss Calamity plays)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Dance!
(The next scene begins after the dance video. The scene takes place at another shop in the mall. It is a cheese shop operated by Mr. Messy. Mr. Pernickety is inside observing the different cheeses the shop offers. Mr. Messy walks into the frame carrying a plate of different cheese samples for people to try)
Mr. Messy: Hello there, Mr. Pernickety. Thanks for stopping by my cheese store.
(Mr. Pernickety finds it hard to believe that Mr. Messy would operate a cheese shop)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh, this is your establishment, Mr. Messy?
(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Persnickety carrying the plate of different cheese samples)
Mr. Messy: Yes it is. Try a free sample.
(Mr. Messy accidentally drops the cheese samples onto the floor)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
(Mr. Messy tosses the plate away)
Mr. Messy: Don't worry!
(Mr. Messy picks up one of the cheese samples from the floor)
Mr. Messy: Just a little dirt.
(Mr. Messy wipes the cheese sample on his arm to clean it. Unfortunately, this dirties up the cheese even further)
Mr. Messy: Good as new. Here,
(The camera zooms on on the filthy cheese sample)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): Have a bite.
Mr. Pernickety: Thank you, but no.
(Mr. Messy tries to give Mr. Pernickety the piece of cheese but Mr. Persnickety moves away from the cheese each time)
Mr. Messy: Oh, come on, Mr. Persnickety. Try me cheese, it's great.
(Mr. Pernickety ducks to avoid the cheese)
Mr. Pernickety: Uh actually, I prefer my cheese on crackers.
(Mr. Pernickety stands back up)
Mr. Pernickety: And I can't help but notice you're out of stock.
Mr. Messy: You're in luck!
(Mr. Messy walks Mr. Persnickety to a refrigerator)
Mr. Messy: I dropped a couple of crackers behind the refrigerator just last week.
(Mr. Messy digs behind the refrigerator and takes out a dusty, stale cracker)
Mr. Pernickety: (groans)
(Mr. Messy blows some dust off the cracker and puts the cheese on it)
Mr. Messy: Go ahead!
(Mr. Messy offers Mr. Pernickety the cheese and cracker)
Mr. Messy: Tell me what you think.
(Mr. Pernickety takes the cheese and cracker nervously. He shakes as he puts it towards his mouth then purposefully tosses it behind him)
Mr. Pernickety: Oops! Clumsy me!
(Mr. Pernickety pretends to look at a watch on his wrist)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! Look at the time. Uh, better run. I'm meeting...
(Mr. Pernickety thinks of an excuse)
Mr. Pernickety: Miss Helpful! At the pet store! Yes.
(Mr. Messy grabs something that's offscreen)
Mr. Messy: Take her this chunk of cheese, will you?
(The cheese is shown to be on a huge stick and is stinking up the entire store)
Mr. Messy: She likes to feed the turtles.
(Mr. Persnickety holds his nose and mouth due to the disgust the cheese brings)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! Mr. Messy, this isn't cheese! It's...it's...oh! IT'S STINK ON A STICK!!
Mr. Messy: Thank you, Mr. P. If you like that,
(Mr. Messy hands Mr. Persnickety the chunk of cheese on a stick)
Mr. Messy: You'll love this.
(Mr. Messy leaves to get something and the disgusted Mr. Persnickety throws the chunk of cheese on a stick away. Mr. Messy returns with a gym sock full of orange cheese)
Mr. Messy: I call it "sock cheese." I make it in old gym socks. See?
(Mr. Messy waves the sock cheese around before putting the sock on his foot. Cheese oozes out of the sole of the sock and squirts out with some of it getting on Mr. Pernickety. Disgusted beyond belief by getting covered in cheese made in an old sock, Mr. Pernickety twitches briefly before running out of the shop)
Mr. Pernickety: Eww!
(Mr. Messy walks into the center of the frame with cheese oozing out of his sock. Mr. Messy lift the foot with the sock on up to his face and smells it)
Mr. Messy: Mmm-mmm! Perfect!
(Mr. Small appears onscreen and ushers Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as a transition to the next bumper. Mr. Lazy walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, photo strip develops and reveals the photos to the viewers. It is revealed that Mr. Lazy fell asleep inside the photo booth and the pictures show him dozing off. The screen cuts to black for a moment. The next scene takes place on an escalator. Mr. Grumpy is shown getting on the up escalator while Mr. Stubborn tries walking down it. Mr. Grumpy quickly bumps into Mr. Stubborn and can't get passed him no matter which way he tries to go)
Mr. Grumpy: Wake up, Stubborn. You're on the wrong escalator.
Mr. Stubborn: No, I am not. As you can see, Mr. Grumpy, I'm clearly going down.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown going up the same escalator)
Mr. Grumpy: Ugh, but the escalator is clearly going up.
(Little Miss Chatterbox soon ends up behind Mr. Grumpy with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Miss Chatterbox: Excuse me, Mr. Stubborn, but I can't help noticing you're going in the wrong direction.
Mr. Stubborn: No, I am not, Miss Chatterbox. I'm on my way down.
Miss Chatterbox: But in school, I was voted "Most likely to go in the right direction."
(Mr. Rude is shown going up the same escalator. Mr. Grumpy glares at Little Miss Chatterbox as she continues making her point)
Miss Chatterbox: And scored really high on my ups and downs. And I'm telling you, the escalator is going up.
(Mr. Rude soon ends up behind Little Miss Chatterbox with no way to get around her or Mr. Grumpy due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Rude: Get out of my way. Move.
(Mr. Small is shown going up the escalator and gets stuck behind Mr. Rude with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy!
(Mr. Scatterbrain (who is wearing swim goggles and scuba flippers) is shown going up the escalator and gets stuck behind Mr. Small with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Excuse me, pardon me
Mr. Scatterbrain bumps into Mr. Small and it leads to Mr. Small bumping into Mr. Rude, who bumps into Little Miss Chatterbox, who bumps into Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Small (overlap): (grunts)
Mr. Rude (overlap): Oof!
Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Oh!
Mr. Rude: Move it or lose it!
(Mr. Grumpy looks at Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! Let me pass!
Mr. Stubborn: No! Let me pass!
Mr. Rude: (groans)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Woah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces around the escalator)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Oof!
(After bouncing on the screen, Mr. Bounce ends up crashing into the crowd of people going up on the escalator. This allows the elevator to slow down so Mr. Stubborn can walk down)
Mr. Stubborn: See? I told you that I was going down!
(Everyone else is left in a daze. The screen iris' out and the next bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain (wearing his scuba flippers, snorkel, and swim goggles) walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, photo strip develops and reveals the photos to the viewers. The photo booth somehow filled up with water and as soon as the water submerged Mr. Scatterbrain, he swam away. A plethora of Mr. Happy's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starring Little Miss Sunshine plays)
Mr. Bounce (voiceover): Come on, everybody Get up and dance now!
(The dance video ends when a plethora of yellow circles appear to form Mr. Bounce. The camera zooms into Mr. Bounce's mouth, revealing the next scene. The scene takes place at another shop in the mall. It is a robotics shop operated by Mr. Tickle)
Robots: (beeping)
(Mr. Tickle is shown dusting one of the robots when Mr. Lazy walks into the shop)
Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Lazy. Welcome to "Mr. Tickle's Robots, Robots, and Robots."
Mr. Lazy: Got any robots?
(Mr. Tickle does a take over Mr. Lazy's failure to comprehend that this is a robotics store)
Mr. Lazy: I need one for housework, yard work, and anything with the word "work."
(Mr. Tickle gestures to the robot he was just dusting)
Mr. Tickle: Then you want Cleaning Clive. You simply press a button--
(Mr. Tickle points to the button on Cleaning Clive)
Mr. Lazy: Push a button? Too much work.
(Mr. Tickle walks over to a robot dressed like a male made with a bowtie, apron design, and a lint roller feature)
Mr. Tickle: Okay, then you need Herbie Homemaker. You just speak and he does what you say.
(Mr. Tickle turns towards Herbie)
Mr. Tickle: Show him your stuff, Herbie.
(Mr. Tickle tickles Herbie and Herbie activates. Herbie zooms past Mr. Tickle, causing Mr. Tickle to spin around for a moment. Herbie dusts Mr. Lazy, uses a dust buster to vacuum up the dust that's on the floor, and finally activates their toothbrush function and brushes Mr. Lazy's teeth with a built-in toothbrush)
Mr. Lazy: I'll take him.
(Mr. Lazy smiles and shows the viewers his freshly clean teeth which sparkle and gleam. The scene transitions to Mr. Lazy's house. Mr. Lazy is relaxing in his recliner and Herbie is awaiting Mr. Lazy's orders)
Mr. Lazy: After you make me some crisps and a dip, you can make my bed and wash my hat.
(Herbie is heard moving)
Herbie Homemaker (offscreen): I like your hammock!
(Herbie is shown lying on Mr. Lazy's hammock. Mr. Lazy sits up in his recliner in disbelief)
Mr. Lazy: What are you doing? That's my hammock.
(The camera shows a rear end impression on the hammock)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): My rear end made that dent.
(Mr. Lazy gets up and looks at Herbie)
Mr. Lazy: You're supposed to be working for me.
(Herbie gets up from the hammock)
Herbie Homemaker: Very well.
(Mr. Lazy lies down on the hammock with the TV remote on his chest. Herbie gestures towards the TV remote)
Herbie Homemaker (offscreen): Pass me the remote.
(Mr. Lazy looks at Herbie as Herbie takes the remote. Fed up with Herbie's lack of responsibility, Mr. Lazy confronts him)
Mr. Lazy: You don't watch TV, I do.
(Herbie takes a bite out of the remote)
Mr. Lazy: What kind of robot are you?
Herbie Homemaker: A thirsty one. Do you have any oil? (burps)
(Mr. Lazy sighs upon realizing that Herbie is defective. The scene transitions back to the robotics shop where Mr. Lazy is carrying Herbie towards Mr. Tickle with the mindset on returning Herbie)
Mr. Lazy: This robot is broken.
(Mr. Lazy sets Herbie down)
Mr. Tickle: (gasps) Herbie is broken? What did you do to him?
Mr. Lazy: Nothing. He doesn't do anything I say. He's...lazy!
Mr. Tickle: There's no need to call anyone names.
Mr. Lazy: I'd like my money back.
Mr. Tickle: I know what the problem is. You need a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: No, I want my money back.
Mr. Tickle: Come on, gang! Let's tickle!
(Mr. Tickle is soon joined by the other robots in tickling Mr. Lazy)
Robots: Must-must tickle. Must tickle. Must tickle.
(The robots start tickling Mr. Lazy)
Robots (overlap): Must tickle. Must tickle.
Mr. Lazy (overlap): Stop that! (laughs) Stop that! (laughs)
Mr. Tickle: (chuckles)
(The screen iris' out and the next bumper plays. Little Miss Daredevil walks into a photo booth and has her photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, the photo booth starts making noise and it blasts off out of the mall. The photo strip falls to the ground and the photos reveal that Little Miss Daredevil took the photo booth to the moon where she placed a flag with Dillydale's logo on it. A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy in the center of the screen. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene takes place at a store in the mall. It is a furniture shop operated by Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Calamity is there looking at a massage chair. Little Miss Helpful walks over to Little Miss Calamity with the goal of making a sale)
Miss Helpful: Hey there, Miss Calamity. Care to give it a try?
Miss Calamity: Oh, no, I don't think so, Miss Helpful. No.
(Little Miss Helpful walks over to the chair)
Miss Helpful: You must. The Sleepy-time Relaxomatic Vibrating Chair isn't just any chair,
(Little Miss Helpful walks behind Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Helpful: It's 1,000 vibrating fingers
(Little Miss Helpful wiggles her fingers on Little Miss Calamity's back to simulate the chair's vibrations. This action surprises Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Helpful: That melt away your tension.
(Little Miss Helpful walks in front of Little Miss Calamity and pushes her into the chair so she can try it)
Miss Helpful: Go ahead, sit down and relax.
(Little Miss Helpful buckles Little Miss Calamity into the chair. Naturally, Little Miss Calamity is worried about getting a massage from the chair. Little Miss Helpful pushes a button and the chair calmly vibrates and massages Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity's worries slowly melt away)
Miss Calamity: (gasps) Ooh. Ooh! Oh, I say. This is wonderful.
Miss Helpful: Five minutes in this chair and you'll be completely relaxed!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves)
Miss Calamity: Nice
(Little Miss Calamity notices a red button under her hand)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ooh! I wonder what this button does?
(Little Miss Calamity pushes the button and the chair starts rattling out of control)
Miss Calamity: Oh, whoa. Help, Miss Helpful! Ooh!
(The chair starts rumbling and moves away on its own with Little Miss Calamity strapped in tightly. Little Miss Helpful returns and realizes that she forgot to tell Little Miss Calamity something)
Miss Helpful: Oh dear. Did I forget to tell her not to push the red button?
(The chair starts taking Little Miss Calamity all around the mall as it shakes ferociously)
Miss Calamity: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
(Little Miss Calamity approaches a fancy dress shop)
Miss Calamity: Aah!
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the fancy dress shop)
Miss Calamity: Oh! I can't stop this thing! (yelping)
(Going through the aisles of costumes, Little Miss Calamity bumps into several shelves of costumes and the costume pieces fly everywhere)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ooh! Ooh!
Unknown person (offscreen): (shrieks)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ow! Ooh! Oof!
(Little Miss Calamity is shown wearing a pirate's hat and eyepatch)
Miss Calamity: Argh!
(Little Miss Calamity continues riding the chair through the store)
Miss Calamity: Oooh! Whoa! Ooh! Ooh. Woah-ah! Ooh!
(Little Miss Calamity finally rides the chair out of the costume store. Mr. Bounce bounces by and Little Miss Calamity heads straight for the pet shop)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Not the pet department!
(Little Miss Calamity covers her eyes)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! Aah!
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the pet store)
Miss Calamity: I'll petrify the poodles!
Cats (offscreen): (shrieking)
(Two dogs and two birds leave the store)
Birds: (squawking)
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair out of the pet store now with a parrot on her shoulder. She soon rides the chair on Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Calamity: Sorry, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy is surprised by the fact that a chair drove on him without running him over and soon becomes annoyed with Little Miss Calamity and the rambunctious chair)
Parrot: (squawks)
(Little Miss Calamity approaches a bakery)
Miss Calamity: Bakery!!
(Mr. Bump leaves the bakery with a bag of baguettes. He sees Little Miss Calamity riding the chair and the chair stops as he gives the stop signal. Mr. Bump moves out of the way and lets Little Miss Calamity through)
Miss Calamity: Thank you, Mr. Bump.
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the bakery. Mr. Bump prepares to continue on his way when Little Miss Calamity accidentally runs him over with the chair. Little Miss Calamity now has several cakes in her lap. Mr. Bump pops back up and sits on the floor in a slight daze)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Sorry, Mr. Bump!
(Little Miss Calamity and the chair return to the furniture store)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
(The five minutes end and the chair stops moving. The big cake and three cupcakes Little Miss Calamity accidentally took from the bakery fall off the chair and splatter onto the floor. Little Miss Calamity is shell shocked over what just happened)
Miss Calamity: (panting) What a calamity.
(Little Miss Calamity unbuckles herself and with the parrot on her shoulder, she gets out of the chair. Little Miss Helpful returns and the parrot waves to her)
Parrot: Hello.
(Little Miss Calamity starts leaving but Little Miss Helpful, still with the goal of making a sale, tries to stop her)
Miss Helpful: Miss Calamity! What about the chair? Hey, I'll give you a discount! What do you say?
Parrot: (squawks) Keep your chair.
Miss Calamity: What he said.
(The screen iris' out and transitions to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Quiet are shown going down the escalator. Little Miss Chatterbox is chatting inaudibly much to Mr. Quiet's annoyance. On the first floor of the mall, Mr. Rude is shown carrying a shopping bag signaling his finished shopping at the mall. Mr. Strong is shown acting as a security guard to one of the stores)
Narrator: And so another happy day spent shopping...
(Mr. Bump walks past Mr. Strong when suddenly, a plant falls on Mr. Bump's head. Mr. Bump falls onto the floor, sitting in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil flies by on her pink jetpack and Mr. Scatterbrain is shown swimming in the mall's fountain)
Narrator: Comes to a close.
(Mr. Pernickety is shown carrying a box full of things he bought at the mall. In the background, the viewers can see Mr. Nervous hiding behind a plant. Mr. Pernickety is shown walking by Mr. Messy's cheese stand where Mr. Messy is holding a plate full of free cheese samples)
Narrator: You know it's time to leave the mall when you can't carry another thing. Especially..
(Mr. Pernickety slips on some cheese that was on the floor, much to his disappointment)
Narrator: Cheese!
(Mr. Pernickety falls flat on his back. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(The Dillydale Dance Floor begins. The video starts with Mr. Tickle and Mr. Strong riding down the escalator at the mall Then, Mr. Small and Miss Scary appear from behind the escalator along with Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You know you wanna, but your hips won't shake it's like...🎶
(The background turns purple, the characters appear in rectangles (with Mr. Strong in a circle) with Mr. Small on the top left, Mr. Strong on the top right in a blue circle, Miss Scary on the bottom left, Mr. Tickle on the bottom right, and Mr. Grumpy in the middle in a yellow rectangle. The squares and circles bulge with Mr. Grumpy watching them, and refuses to look)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Your wiggle's on a 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Permanent break!🎶
(The characters except Mr. Grumpy start dancing and they disappear. Mr. Small and Miss Scary are seen trying to get Mr. Grumpy to dance, but Mr. Grumpy refuses to do so)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is jammin', you got something to prove
Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Now let's move to the groove!🎶
(The characters except for Mr. Grumpy move across the screen)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is hot and this is the spot🎶
(Little Miss Scary and Mr. Small dance next to Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Tickle grabs Mr. Grumpy, pulls him up, and tries to tickle him)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump
(Mr. Grumpy runs away screaming inaudibly with Mr. Strong, Miss Scary, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Small chasing him, the rectangles and square reappear with the character dancing with the background changing colour)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶
(The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy unknowingly tapping his foot until Mr. Small tells Mr. Grumpy about him tapping his foot by pointing)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You know you wanna, but you 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Can't move your feet🎶
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You wanna get down with the get down but you 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Can't find the beat🎶
(Mr. Grumpy runs away with Mr. Small laughing and pointing at Mr. Grumpy. The scene changes to the mall where Mr. Grumpy is seen unknowingly tapping his foot again between Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle, and they gesture to Mr. Grumpy that he is tapping his foot, which makes him start to dance and leave, while Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle continue dancing)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The rhythm moves you, but you seem to refuse
Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now let's move to the groove!🎶
(Mr. Grumpy is seen trying to hide, and the scene changed back to the characters dancing in the rectangles and the square.
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is hot and this is the spot
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor 🎶
(Mr. Grumpy and his rectangle appear, with Mr. Grumpy's rectangle bigger that it previously was. Mr. Grumpy looks around at the others, shrugs, and starts dancing. The rectangles and square Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Miss Scary, and Mr. Tickle are in fade out, and the camera slowly zooms in on Mr. Grumpy dancing)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): 🎶 Snap your fingers, tap toes to the beat
Now give it to the music and shake your feet
The rhythm's got you and you can't refuse 🎶
Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶 Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now you know what to do! 🎶
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶 The beat is hot and this is the spot
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶"
("Dillydale Dance Floor" ends and the screen fades to black)
US Transcript[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue screen comes up with "Mall" written on it with a shopping bag, a coffee, two boxes with a high-heeled shoe on top, and who created the episode underneath)
(The episode begins inside the Dillydale Mall. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Quiet are shown going down the escalator. Little Miss Chatterbox is chatting inaudibly much to Mr. Quiet's annoyance. On the first floor of the mall, Mr. Rude and Mr. Persnickety are shown walking around the mall and Mr. Strong is shown acting as a security guard to one of the stores)
Narrator: Ah, the Dillydale Mall.
(Mr. Bump walks past Mr. Rude when suddenly, a plant falls on Mr. Bump's head. Mr. Bump falls onto the floor, sitting in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil flies by on her pink jetpack)
Narrator: A place where the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(The camera cuts to the pet store where Mr. Persnickety is shown surrounded by four puppies)
Puppies: (barking)
Narrator: Spend many of pleasant hours...
(One of the puppies is shown licking one of Mr. Persnickety's shoes)
Narrator: Shopping.
(Mr. Persnickety is shown struggling to tolerate the puppies. The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil trying on a new cape)
Narrator: Need a cape that matches your helmet? The mall has it.
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Messy holding a slice of pizza)
Narrator: Craving a slice of pizza?
(Mr. Messy takes a bite of his pizza slice and the camera zooms out to show Mr. Messy standing next to a sign for chicken-fried rice)
Narrator: And a side order of chicken-fried rice?
Chicken (voiceover): (clucks)
Narrator: The mall has it all!
(The camera cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain swimming in the mall's fountain)
Narrator: In fact, at the mall, they'll even let you play in the fountain. Who could ask for anything more?
(The screen iris' out. The next scene takes place at a store in the mall. It is a shoe store operated by Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Bounce arrives and the door chimes to signal his arrival. Mr. Scatterbrain sees Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce is holding up a cowboy boot)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Bounce. Heh-heh. May I help you?
Mr. Bounce: Yes Mr. Scatterbrain. I'd like to see these in a size six please.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha. Coming right up!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a set of knitting needles and starts knitting a pair of socks)
Mr. Bounce: Uh, Mr. Scatterbrain?
(Mr. Scatterbrain tosses the knitting away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yes?
(Mr. Bounce gestures to the cowboy boot again)
Mr. Bounce: You were finding me these in a Size 6.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, ha-ha-ha. Where is my head?
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the boot and heads offscreen with it. After a second of clattering, Mr. Scatterbrain returns with a pair of scuba flippers)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go.
Mr. Bounce: Uh, those are scuba flippers.
Mr. Scatterbrain: And the last size six we have in stock! (chuckles)
Mr. Bounce: They are very nice.
(Mr. Bounce shows Mr. Scatterbrain the boot again)
Mr. Bounce: But I'd really like a pair of these boots.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away. He is heard looking for something offscreen. Mr. Scatterbrain returns with two ukuleles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go.
Mr. Bounce: But those are ukuleles
Mr. Scatterbrain: Size six!
(Mr. Bounce tries to say something but gives up and tries on the ukuleles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: How do they feel?
(Mr. Bounce is shown wearing the ukuleles)
Mr. Bounce: Well, like ukuleles. Which I never learned to play. Heh. Especially with my toes.
(Mr. Bounce takes out the cowboy boot again)
Mr. Bounce: I'd really, really like to see these b--
(Mr. Bounce falls over and starts bouncing)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! B-oing!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the store)
Mr. Bounce: Boing!
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks out of the store)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, Mr. Bounce. Will you be needing socks with those? (chuckles)
(Mr. Bounce is shown bouncing all over the mall)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Whee! Boing! Hello! Boing! Goodbye! Boing!
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small ride on a flying machine pulling the first bumper with them. Mr. Nervous walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, Mr. Nervous immediately runs out in fear and doesn't take the photos with him. After the photo strip develops, it is revealed that Little Miss Scary was already inside ready to scare Mr. Nervous with he orange cyclops mask. Limbless clones of Mr. Bump drop down from the sky and cover the screen before disappearing. A dance video starring Little Miss Calamity plays)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): Dance, dance, dance, dance! Whoo-hoo! Look at that.
(The next scene begins after the dance video. The scene takes place at another store in the mall. It is a cheese store operated by Mr. Messy. Mr. Persnickety is inside observing the different cheeses the store offers. Mr. Messy walks into the frame carrying a plate of different cheese samples for people to try)
Mr. Messy: Hey there, Mr. Persnickety. Thanks for stopping by my cheese store.
(Mr. Persnickety finds it hard to believe that Mr. Messy would operate a cheese store)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh, this is your establishment, Mr. Messy?
(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Persnickety carrying the plate of different cheese samples)
Mr. Messy: Sure is. Try a free sample.
(Mr. Messy accidentally drops the cheese samples onto the floor)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
(Mr. Messy tosses the plate away)
Mr. Messy: Don't worry!
(Mr. Messy picks up one of the cheese samples from the floor)
Mr. Messy: Just a little dirt.
(Mr. Messy wipes the cheese sample on his arm to clean it. Unfortunately, this dirties up the cheese even further)
Mr. Messy: Good as new. Here,
(The camera zooms on on the filthy cheese sample)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): Have a bite.
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, thank you, but no.
(Mr. Messy tries to give Mr. Persnickety the piece of cheese but Mr. Persnickety moves away from the cheese each time)
Mr. Messy: Oh, come on, Mr. Persnickety. Try my cheese, it's great.
(Mr. Persnickety ducks to avoid the cheese)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh actually, I prefer my cheese on crackers.
(Mr. Persnickety stands back up)
Mr. Persnickety: And I can't help but notice you're out of stock.
Mr. Messy: You're in luck!
(Mr. Messy walks Mr. Persnickety to a refrigerator)
Mr. Messy: I dropped a couple of crackers behind the refrigerator just last week.
(Mr. Messy digs behind the refrigerator and takes out a dusty, stale cracker)
Mr. Persnickety: (groans)
(Mr. Messy blows some dust off the cracker and puts the cheese on it)
Mr. Messy: Go ahead!
(Mr. Messy offers Mr. Persnickety the cheese and cracker)
Mr. Messy: Tell me what you think.
(Mr. Persnickety takes the cheese and cracker nervously. He shakes as he puts it towards his mouth then purposefully tosses it behind him)
Mr. Persnickety: Oops! Uh, clumsy me!
(Mr. Persnickety pretends to look at a watch on his wrist)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! Look at the time. Uh, better run. I'm meeting...
(Mr. Persnickety thinks of an excuse)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, Miss Helpful! At the pet store! Yes.
(Mr. Messy grabs something that's offscreen)
Mr. Messy: Take her this chunk of cheese, will you?
(The cheese is shown to be on a huge stick and is stinking up the entire store)
Mr. Messy: She likes to feed the turtles.
(Mr. Persnickety holds his nose and mouth due to the disgust the cheese brings)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! Mr. Messy, this isn't cheese! It's...it's...it's...oh! IT'S STINK ON A STICK!!
Mr. Messy: Thank you, Mr. P. If you like that,
(Mr. Messy hands Mr. Persnickety the chunk of cheese on a stick)
Mr. Messy: You'll love this.
(Mr. Messy leaves to get something and the disgusted Mr. Persnickety throws the chunk of cheese on a stick away. Mr. Messy returns with a gym sock full of orange cheese)
Mr. Messy: I call it "sock cheese." I make it in old gym socks.
(Mr. Messy waves the sock cheese around before putting the sock on his foot. Cheese oozes out of the sole of the sock and squirts out with some of it getting on Mr. Persnickety. Disgusted beyond belief by getting covered in cheese made in an old sock, Mr. Persnickety twitches briefly before running out of the store)
Mr. Persnickety: (screams)
(Mr. Messy walks into the center of the frame with cheese oozing out of his sock. Mr. Messy lift the foot with the sock on up to his face and smells it)
Mr. Messy: Mmm-mmm! Perfect!
(Mr. Small appears onscreen and ushers Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as a transition to the next bumper. Mr. Lazy walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, photo strip develops and reveals the photos to the viewers. It is revealed that Mr. Lazy fell asleep inside the photo booth and the pictures show him dozing off. The screen cuts to black for a moment. Then, the Dillydale Dance Floor begins. The video starts with Mr. Tickle and Mr. Strong riding down the escalator at the mall Then, Mr. Small and Miss Scary appear from behind the escalator along with Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You know you wanna, but your hips won't shake it's like...🎶
(The background turns purple, the characters appear in rectangles (with Mr. Strong in a circle) with Mr. Small on the top left, Mr. Strong on the top right in a blue circle, Miss Scary on the bottom left, Mr. Tickle on the bottom right, and Mr. Grumpy in the middle in a yellow rectangle. The squares and circles bulge with Mr. Grumpy watching them, and refuses to look)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Your wiggle's on a 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Permanent break!🎶
(The characters except Mr. Grumpy start dancing and they disappear. Mr. Small and Miss Scary are seen trying to get Mr. Grumpy to dance, but Mr. Grumpy refuses to do so)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is jammin', you got something to prove
Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Now let's move to the groove!🎶
(The characters except for Mr. Grumpy move across the screen)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is hot and this is the spot🎶
(Little Miss Scary and Mr. Small dance next to Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Tickle grabs Mr. Grumpy, pulls him up, and tries to tickle him)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump🎶
(Mr. Grumpy runs away screaming inaudibly with Mr. Strong, Miss Scary, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Small chasing him, the rectangles and square reappear with the character dancing with the background changing color)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶
(The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy unknowingly tapping his foot until Mr. Small tells Mr. Grumpy about him tapping his foot by pointing)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You know you wanna, but you 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Can't move your feet🎶
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶You wanna get down with the get down but you 🎶
Mr. Bump and Mr. Messy (voiceover):🎶Can't find the beat🎶
(Mr. Grumpy runs away with Mr. Small laughing and pointing at Mr. Grumpy. The scene changes to the mall where Mr. Grumpy is seen unknowingly tapping his foot again between Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle, and they gesture to Mr. Grumpy that he is tapping his foot, which makes him start to dance and leave, while Mr. Strong and Mr. Tickle continue dancing)
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The rhythm moves you, but you seem to refuse
Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now let's move to the groove!🎶
(Mr. Grumpy is seen trying to hide, and the scene changed back to the characters dancing in the rectangles and the square.
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶The beat is hot and this is the spot
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor 🎶
(Mr. Grumpy and his rectangle appear, with Mr. Grumpy's rectangle bigger that it previously was. Mr. Grumpy looks around at the others, shrugs, and starts dancing. The rectangles and square Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Miss Scary, and Mr. Tickle are in fade out, and the camera slowly zooms in on Mr. Grumpy dancing)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): 🎶 Snap your fingers, tap toes to the beat
Now give it to the music and shake your feet
The rhythm's got you and you can't refuse 🎶
Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶 Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now you know what to do! 🎶
Mr. Bump (voiceover): 🎶 The beat is hot and this is the spot
Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor
Don't be a chump and sit like a lump come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor🎶"
("Dillydale Dance Floor" ends and the screen fades to black. The next scene takes place on an escalator. Mr. Grumpy is shown getting on the up escalator while Mr. Stubborn tries walking down it. Mr. Grumpy quickly bumps into Mr. Stubborn and can't get passed him no matter which way he tries to go)
Mr. Grumpy: Wake up, Stubborn. You're on the wrong escalator.
Mr. Stubborn: No, I am not. As you can see, Mr. Grumpy, I am clearly going down.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown going up the same escalator)
Mr. Grumpy: But the escalator is clearly going up.
(Little Miss Chatterbox soon ends up behind Mr. Grumpy with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Miss Chatterbox: Excuse me, Mr. Stubborn, but I can't help noticing you're going in the wrong direction.
Mr. Stubborn: No, I am not, Miss Chatterbox. I'm on my way down.
Miss Chatterbox: But in school, I was voted "Most likely to go in the right direction."
(Mr. Rude is shown going up the same escalator. Mr. Grumpy glares at Little Miss Chatterbox as she continues making her point)
Miss Chatterbox: And scored really high on my ups and downs. And I'm telling you, the escalator is going up.
(Mr. Rude soon ends up behind Little Miss Chatterbox with no way to get around her or Mr. Grumpy due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Rude: Get out of my way. Move.
(Mr. Small is shown going up the escalator and gets stuck behind Mr. Rude with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy!
(Mr. Scatterbrain (who is wearing swim goggles and scuba flippers) is shown going up the escalator and gets stuck behind Mr. Small with no way to get around him due to Mr. Stubborn blocking the escalator)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Excuse me, pardon me
(Mr. Scatterbrain bumps into Mr. Small and it leads to Mr. Small bumping into Mr. Rude, who bumps into Little Miss Chatterbox, who bumps into Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Small (overlap): (grunts)
Mr. Rude (overlap): Oof!
Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Oh!
Mr. Rude: Move it or lose it!
(Mr. Grumpy looks at Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! Let me pass!
Mr. Stubborn: No! Let me pass!
Mr. Rude: (groans)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Woah!
(Mr. Bounce bounces around the escalator)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Whee!
(After bouncing on the screen, Mr. Bounce ends up crashing into the crowd of people going up on the escalator. This allows the elevator to slow down so Mr. Stubborn can walk down)
Mr. Stubborn: See? I told you that I was going down!
(Everyone else is left in a daze. The screen iris' out and the next bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain (wearing his scuba flippers, snorkel, and swim goggles) walks into a photo booth and has his photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, photo strip develops and reveals the photos to the viewers. The photo booth somehow filled up with water and as soon as the water submerged Mr. Scatterbrain, he swam away. A plethora of Mr. Happy's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starring Little Miss Sunshine plays)
Mr. Bounce (voiceover): Come on, everybody Get up and dance now! Hee-hee!
(The dance video ends when a plethora of yellow circles appear to form Mr. Bounce. The camera zooms into Mr. Bounce's mouth, revealing the next scene. The scene takes place at another store in the mall. It is a robotics store operated by Mr. Tickle)
Robots: (beeping)
(Mr. Tickle is shown dusting one of the robots when Mr. Lazy walks into the store)
Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Lazy. Welcome to "Mr. Tickle's Robots, Robots, and Robots."
Mr. Lazy: Got any robots?
(Mr. Tickle does a take over Mr. Lazy's failure to comprehend that this is a robotics store)
Mr. Lazy: I need one for housework, yard work, and anything with the word "work."
(Mr. Tickle gestures to the robot he was just dusting)
Mr. Tickle: Then you want Cleaning Clyde. You simply press a button--
(Mr. Tickle points to the button on Cleaning Clyde)
Mr. Lazy: Push a button? Too much work.
(Mr. Tickle walks over to a robot dressed like a male made with a bowtie, apron design, and a lint roller feature)
Mr. Tickle: Okay, then you need Herbie Homemaker. You just speak and he does what you say.
(Mr. Tickle turns towards Herbie)
Mr. Tickle: Show him your stuff, Herbie.
(Mr. Tickle tickles Herbie and Herbie activates. Herbie zooms past Mr. Tickle, causing Mr. Tickle to spin around for a moment. Herbie dusts Mr. Lazy, uses a dust buster to vacuum up the dust that's on the floor, and finally activates their toothbrush function and brushes Mr. Lazy's teeth with a built-in toothbrush)
Mr. Lazy: I'll take him.
(Mr. Lazy smiles and shows the viewers his freshly clean teeth which sparkle and gleam. The scene transitions to Mr. Lazy's house. Mr. Lazy is relaxing in his recliner and Herbie is awaiting Mr. Lazy's orders)
Mr. Lazy: After you make me some chip and dip, you can make my bed and wash my hat.
(Herbie is heard moving)
Herbie Homemaker (offscreen): I like your hammock!
(Herbie is shown lying on Mr. Lazy's hammock. Mr. Lazy sits up in his recliner in disbelief)
Mr. Lazy: What are you doing? That's my hammock.
(The camera shows a rear end impression on the hammock)
Mr. Lazy (offscreen): My rear end made that dent.
(Mr. Lazy gets up and looks at Herbie)
Mr. Lazy: You're supposed to be working for me.
(Herbie gets up from the hammock)
Herbie Homemaker: Very well.
(Mr. Lazy lies down on the hammock with the TV remote on his chest. Herbie gestures towards the TV remote)
Herbie Homemaker (offscreen): Pass me the remote.
(Mr. Lazy looks at Herbie as Herbie takes the remote. Fed up with Herbie's lack of responsibility, Mr. Lazy confronts him)
Mr. Lazy: You don't watch TV, I do.
(Herbie takes a bite out of the remote)
Mr. Lazy: What kind of robot are you?
Herbie Homemaker: A thirsty one. Do you have any oil? (burps)
(Mr. Lazy sighs inaudibly upon realizing that Herbie is defective. The scene transitions back to the robotics store where Mr. Lazy is carrying Herbie towards Mr. Tickle with the mindset on returning Herbie)
Mr. Lazy: This robot is broken.
(Mr. Lazy sets Herbie down)
Mr. Tickle: (gasps) Herbie is broken? What did you do to him?
Mr. Lazy: Nothing. He doesn't do anything I say. He's...lazy!
Mr. Tickle: There's no need to call anyone names.
Mr. Lazy: I'd like my money back.
Mr. Tickle: I know what the problem is. You need a tickle.
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: No, I want my money back.
Mr. Tickle: Come on, guys!
(Mr. Tickle is soon joined by the other robots in tickling Mr. Lazy)
Robots: Must-must tickle. Must tickle. Must tickle.
(The robots start tickling Mr. Lazy)
Robots (overlap): Must tickle. Must tickle.
Mr. Lazy (overlap): Stop that! (laughs) Stop that! (laughs)
Mr. Tickle: (chuckles)
(The screen iris' out and the next bumper plays. Little Miss Daredevil walks into a photo booth and has her photo taken. After the 3 pictures for the photo strip are taken, the photo booth starts making noise and it blasts off out of the mall. The photo strip falls to the ground and the photos reveal that Little Miss Daredevil took the photo booth to the moon where she placed a flag with Dillydale's logo on it. After the photo strip develops, it is revealed that Little Miss Scary was already inside ready to scare Mr. Nervous with he orange cyclops mask. Limbless clones of Mr. Bump drop down from the sky and cover the screen before disappearing. A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy in the center of the screen. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next scene. The next scene takes place at a store in the mall. It is a furniture store operated by Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Calamity is there looking at a massage chair. Little Miss Helpful walks over to Little Miss Calamity with the goal of making a sale)
Miss Helpful: Hey there, Miss Calamity. Care to give it a try?
Miss Calamity: Oh, n-no, I don't think so, Miss Helpful. (chuckles) No.
(Little Miss Helpful walks over to the chair)
Miss Helpful: You must. The Sleepy-time Relaxomatic Vibrating Chair isn't just any chair,
(Little Miss Helpful walks behind Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Helpful: It's a thousand vibrating fingers
(Little Miss Helpful wiggles her fingers on Little Miss Calamity's back to simulate the chair's vibrations. This action surprises Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Helpful: That melt away your tension.
(Little Miss Helpful walks in front of Little Miss Calamity and pushes her into the chair so she can try it)
Miss Helpful: Go ahead, sit on down.
(Little Miss Helpful buckles Little Miss Calamity into the chair. Naturally, Little Miss Calamity is worried about getting a massage from the chair. Little Miss Helpful pushes a button and the chair calmly vibrates and massages Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity's worries slowly melt away)
Miss Calamity: Agh! Ooh. Ooh! (giggles) Ooh. This is wonderful.
Miss Helpful: Five minutes in this chair and you'll be completely relaxed!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves)
Miss Calamity: (sighs contently)
(Little Miss Calamity notices a red button under her hand)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ooh! I wonder what this button does?
(Little Miss Calamity pushes the button and the chair starts rattling out of control)
Miss Calamity: Oh, whoa. Oh, Miss Helpful!
(The chair starts rumbling and moves away on its own with Little Miss Calamity strapped in tightly. Little Miss Helpful returns and realizes that she forgot to tell Little Miss Calamity something)
Miss Helpful: Oh dear. Did I forget to tell her not to push the red button?
(The chair starts taking Little Miss Calamity all around the mall as it shakes ferociously)
Miss Calamity: Oh! No! Oh! I can't stop! Miss Help-
(Little Miss Calamity approaches a costume store)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the costume store)
Miss Calamity: Oh! (yelping)
(Going through the aisles of costumes, Little Miss Calamity bumps into several shelves of costumes and the costume pieces fly everywhere)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Gloves.
Unknown person (offscreen): (shrieks)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): I could use a pair. No!
(Little Miss Calamity is shown wearing a pirate's hat and eyepatch)
Miss Calamity: Argh!
(Little Miss Calamity continues riding the chair through the store)
Miss Calamity: Whoa! (screams) Ooh! Ooh. Woah-ah! Ooh!
(Little Miss Calamity finally rides the chair out of the costume store. Mr. Bounce bounces by)
Mr. Bounce: Boing!
(Little Miss Calamity heads straight for the pet store)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Not the pet department!
(Little Miss Calamity covers her eyes)
Miss Calamity: Whoa! (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the pet store)
Miss Calamity: No!!
Cats (offscreen): (shrieking)
(Two dogs and two birds leave the store)
Birds: (squawking)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Doggies, out!
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair out of the pet store now with a parrot on her shoulder. She soon rides the chair on Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Calamity: Mr. Grumpy, look out!
(Mr. Grumpy is surprised by the fact that a chair drove on him without running him over and soon becomes annoyed with Little Miss Calamity and the rambunctious chair)
Parrot: (squawks)
(Little Miss Calamity approaches a bakery)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Mr. Bump leaves the bakery with a bag of baguettes. He sees Little Miss Calamity riding the chair and the chair stops as he gives the stop signal)
Miss Calamity: Please let me through.
(Mr. Bump moves out of the way and lets Little Miss Calamity through)
Miss Calamity: Thank you.
(Little Miss Calamity rides the chair into the bakery)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): (screams)
(Mr. Bump prepares to continue on his way when Little Miss Calamity accidentally runs him over with the chair. Little Miss Calamity now has several cakes in her lap)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Gah!
(Mr. Bump pops back up and sits on the floor in a slight daze)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Cake! Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity and the chair return to the furniture store)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! (yelps)
(The five minutes end and the chair stops moving. The big cake and three cupcakes Little Miss Calamity accidentally took from the bakery fall off the chair and splatter onto the floor. Little Miss Calamity is shell shocked over what just happened)
Miss Calamity: (panting) Shiver me timbers.
(Little Miss Calamity unbuckles herself and with the parrot on her shoulder, she gets out of the chair. Little Miss Helpful returns and the parrot waves to her)
Parrot: Hello.
(Little Miss Calamity starts leaving but Little Miss Helpful, still with the goal of making a sale, tries to stop her)
Miss Helpful: Uh Miss Calamity! What about the chair? Hey, I'll give you a discount! What do you say?
Parrot: (squawks) Keep your chair.
Miss Calamity: What he said!
(The screen iris' out and transitions to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Quiet are shown going down the escalator. Little Miss Chatterbox is chatting inaudibly much to Mr. Quiet's annoyance. On the first floor of the mall, Mr. Rude is shown carrying a shopping bag signaling his finished shopping at the mall. Mr. Strong is shown acting as a security guard to one of the stores)
Narrator: And so another happy day spent shopping...
(Mr. Bump walks past Mr. Strong when suddenly, a plant falls on Mr. Bump's head. Mr. Bump falls onto the floor, sitting in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil flies by on her pink jetpack and Mr. Scatterbrain is shown swimming in the mall's fountain)
Narrator: Comes to a close.
(Mr. Persnickety is shown carrying a box full of things he bought at the mall. In the background, the viewers can see Mr. Nervous hiding behind a plant. Mr. Persnickety is shown walking by Mr. Messy's cheese stand where Mr. Messy is holding a plate full of free cheese samples)
Narrator: You know it's time to leave the mall when you can't carry another thing. Especially..
(Mr. Persnickety slips on some cheese that was on the floor, much to his disappointment)
Narrator: Cheese!
(Mr. Persnickety falls flat on his back. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)