I'm planning a Mr. Men Valentines Day Special and I need you to do some lines for me.
(Miss Hug is running a free hugs stand and Miss Helpful walks up)
MISS HUG: Hi Miss Helpful, want a free hug?
MISS HELPFUL: Sure, why not? (they hug for a bit before realizing Mr. Rude is nearby)
MR. RUDE: Okay, this is looking good. I like where this is going. Okay, now smell her a little. (the two Little Misses stop hugging and glaire at Mr. Rude.) What?
(Miss Tiny runs up to Mr. Small. Since this is your first time voicing Miss Tiny, I would like you to try a Welsh accent for her.)
MISS TINY: Oh thank god I finally found someone. I just escaped from a really messed up farm where I was held against my will. Long story short, the farm cat went crazy, killed the farmer and turned the farm into a slave labour camp. I'm just glad I'm away from that nightmare. Can I stay with you for the next few weeks or years?
(Miss Calamity and Mr. Bump literally bump into eachother.
MR. BUMP: Oh, sorry about that.
MISS CALAMITY: No, It's my fault. I should have been looking where I was going.
MR. BUMP: Hey, this might sound sudden but would you like to go out for dinner tonight?
MISS CALAMITY: As friends?
MR. BUMP: I was thinking we start out as friends and then see where we go from there.
MISS CALAMITY: I would like that.
MR. BUMP: Shall I pick you up at 5:30?
MISS CALAMITY: Sounds good to me.
MR. BUMP: Okay, see you then.
MR. NOSY: Will you two just kiss already? (The couple look over to see Mr. Nosy hiding in a bush) I mean, I'm not here.
MISS CALAMITY: You're not fooling anyone.
Now before I type this next one out, I must warn you that it's kinda wrong.
MR. DAYDREAM: (at Mr. Quiet's front door) Hey Mr. Quiet, Some of your mail got mixed up with mine.
MR. QUIET: (wearing a bondage mask and black speedos) Now isn't really a good time. (Miss Shy walks into scene wearing a dominatrix outfit)
MISS SHY: Do we have any more baby oil? (Notices Mr. Daydream at the door and blushes and talks more quietly) Oh..............Um.............Hi.
MR. QUIET: It's not what it looks like.
MISS SHY: (Still timid in her tone) It's.........actually alot weirder than that. (Mr. Daydream just backs away slowly.)
Now I need you to voice all the characters whose names are in bold but please hurry. If I'm to get this out in time for Valentines Day, I need you to get your lines in withtin the next 8 hours.
Sorry, I don't think it's me. I don't use skype. I can't create an account because the Wi-Fi on my MacBook Air laptop doesnt connect to skype. Sorry. Oh, by the way is your current Mr. Men cartoon ready?
finally finished writting and i need you to do the voices of miss bossy, miss hug and miss calamity (script shall include lines from mr. daydream, mr. messy, mr. grumpy and mr. scatterbrain for context)
4: (misleading accents)
Mr. Messy: I'm bored.
Mr. Daydream: Me too. Ya want to go see a film?
Mr. Messy: Yeah man, I could watch a horror.
Mr. Daydream: A whore? you want to watch a whore?!
Mr. Messy: No, a Horror!
Mr. Daydream: Why the hell do you want to watch a whore?
Mr. Messy: I said a HORROR not a WHORE!
Mr. Daydream: (calls out to miss bossy) Ey, Miss Bossy, com'ere a minute.
Miss Bossy: (slightly annoyed) What do you want?
Mr. Daydream: He wants to watch you.
Mr. Messy: No, I want to watch a HORROR!
Mr. Daydream: See? He wants to watch you.
Mr. Messy: (spelling it out) H-O-R-R-O-R. HORROR!!!!!
Mr. Daydream: Oh, HORROR, Okay, sorry it's just that your accent sounded like "hey let's go see a 'whore' today". (turns to Miss Bossy) no offence Miss Whore, I mean Miss Bossy.
Miss Bossy: None taken (giggles inocently) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (whispers) I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.
5: (This one time, Mr. Grumpy had to hug a tree)
Miss Hug: (slightly agressive) Keeeep ooon huggin' it.
Mr. Grumpy: How did you get me to do this in the first place?
Miss Hug: (still agressive) Hug it! HUG IT!
Mr. Grumpy: And why do I continue to do it?
Miss Hug: C'mon, Hug it Down!
Mr. Grumpy: I don't even like this tree that much.
6: (panicing for no reason)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (pointing at the sky) Oh No, GIANT KILLER SHEEP FROM OUTER SPACE!
Miss Calamity: (looks at where he's pointing) those are clouds. (awkrawd silence until Mr. Scatterbrain screams some more.)
your gonna have to redo miss bossy's last line and all of miss hug's lines to sound more like they do at some point in here http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html (not the voice or the speech impediment, just the way they're said)