Mr. Clever's Theme (referred to as: Oh I Am So Clever by the fans) is a proposed song for Mr. Clever, had his story would have been adapted into an episode of the TV series. It was written by Dave Cooke.
Lyrics[]
Take two cars and put them by
Another two cars in one straight line.
You'll see, my friends, how very right I am.
The two and two, they don't make part for
The line of cars is made much more
The answer is, the two and two make jam!
Oh, I am so clever!
So terribly clever!
You know I'm never incorrect or out of line.
Oh, I am so clever!
So frightfully clever!
You know, I'm never, ever wrong or out of time.
I am the cleverest in the land
And ever since the world began
There has never been a Mr. Man like me!
There are wise men and philosophers
And even some photographers
Have tried to find out if we have a soul.
Find out whereabouts, we keep it
In our heads or underneath it.
I know where mine is and it's got a hole!
Your soul's got a hole?
Yes, I got two of them, one of them in each foot!
Oh, I am so clever!
So terribly clever!
You know I'm never incorrect or out of line.
Oh, I am so clever!
So frightfully clever!
You know, I'm never, ever wrong or out of time.
I am the cleverest in the land
And ever since the world began
There has never been a Mr. Man like me!
I am the cleverest in the land
And ever since the world began
There has never been a Mr. Man like me!
Trivia[]
- The main melody of the song is the same as Little Miss Splendid's song.
- This hints that there might've been a cartoon for Mr. Clever in the works but never finished.
Video[]
Mr. Men- Mr Clever's Song (1983) (Dave Cooke)-2
Mr. Clever's Theme