Mr. Dizzy (Cartoon)/Transcript

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(The episode begins with Mr. Dizzy strolling down a road)

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy was, uh, to be quite honest, not very clever. If you were to ask Mr. Dizzy, "What was the opposite of black", he'd say,

(Mr. Dizzy stops walking)

Mr. Dizzy: Er. Uh, the opposite of black is...er...pink!

(The scene transitions to Mr. Dizzy's house)

Narrator: He lived in a house on a hill, which he'd built himself.

(The camera zooms out to show that Mr. Dizzy built his house on the side of the hill instead of on the top of the hill)

Narrator: A not very clever house!

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

Narrator: One of Mr. Dizzy's problems was that he lived in a country where everybody else was terribly clever. Cleverland!

(The camera cuts over to a bird perched up in a tree. The bird was wearing glasses and smoking a cigar)

Narrator: Even the birds were clever in Cleverland! Everything and everybody in Cleverland was clever.

(The camera cuts to a worm. The worm is wearing glasses and reading a book)

Narrator: Uh, you'll neve see a worm reading a book anywhere else,

(The camera zooms out to show the Clever Worm reading a book while halfway out of their hole)

Narrator: But Cleverland. Poor Mr. Dizzy. Everything around him is so clever, it made his head spin.

(The scene transitions to a Clever Pig standing next to a fence. The camera zooms out from the fence to show the Clever Pig in full view)

Narrator: One morning, Mr. Dizzy was out for a walk...

(Mr. Dizzy is shown walking into the frame from the right side of the screen towards the Clever Pig)

Narrator: When he met...a pig.

(Mr. Dizzy stops in front of the Clever Pig)

Clever Pig: What's, uh, big, and has big ears, and a trunk?

Narrator: Said the Clever Pig to Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: Erm, um...a mouse?

Narrator: Said Mr. Dizzy.

(The Clever Pig starts laughing)

Narrator (while laughing): The pig, oh-ho!

(The scene transitions to Mr. Dizzy resuming his walk)

Narrator: The pig laughed sarcastically at Mr. Dizzy, and (laughs) went off, shaking his head.

(The scene transitions to show a Clever Elephant standing in the middle of the road)

Narrator: Then Mr. Dizzy met an elephant

(The camera zooms out to show the Clever Elephant in full detail. Mr. Dizzy is shown walking into the frame from the right side of the screen towards the Clever Elephant)

Narrator: A clever elephant.

(Mr. Dizzy stops in front of the Clever Elephant)

Clever Elephant: What's uh, what's small and fury and, uh, likes cheese?

Narrator: The elephant asked cleverly.

Mr. Dizzy: Er...a pig?

Narrator: Replied Mr. Dizzy.

Clever Elephant: (laughs hysterically)

Narrator: The Clever Elephant laughed down his trunk.

Clever Elephant: (snorts) A pig!? (laughs) A pig!? You silly man!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy's face. Mr. Dizzy's face becomes very confused by the Clever Elephant's response)

Narrator: And off he went. Poor Mr. Dizzy.

(The scene transitions to Mr. Dizzy walking into the woods)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy decided he didn't want to talk to anybody else that day. So, he went for a walk in the wood. Where he knew that he wouldn't meet anybody. He felt very miserable about not being clever. And as he walked along,

(Tears start falling down Mr. Dizzy's cheek)

Narrator: A tear trickled down his cheek.

(Mr. Dizzy reaches the end of the path and walks deep into the woods)

Narrator: Poor Mr. Dizzy.

(Mr. Dizzy approaches a large well with a bucket on top. Mr. Dizzy stops in front of the well)

Narrator: Then, in the middle of the wood, he came across a well. Little did Mr. Dizzy know,

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy and the well)

Narrator: That it was a wishing well.

(The camera stops at the wishing well's crank. Mr. Dizzy's right hand was behind the crank)

Narrator: The day was warm and so,

(Mr. Dizzy grabs the crank)

Narrator: He decided to take...

(Mr. Dizzy turns the crank)

Narrator: A drink of water from the well.

(The bucket is heard splashing into the water at the bottom of the well. The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy bring up the bucket of water)

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

(The camera zooms in on the bucket of water)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy drank deeply.

(Using a ladle, Mr. Dizzy scoops up water from the bucket and drinks the water he scooped up)

Narrator: But, he was still unhappy.

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy standing behind the well)

Mr. Dizzy: Oh, I do wish I could be clever.

Narrator: He sighed. Little did Mr. Dizzy know, that whoever drinks deeply from the water at the wishing well,

(The camera zooms out)

Narrator: His wish will come true. And Mr. Dizzy had wished that he could be clever. And his wish...

(The scene transitions to Mr. Dizzy walking through the woods in the opposite direction. Mr. Dizzy was heading home)

Narrator: Had come true! He was clever. But, he didn't know it. Not yet.

(Mr. Dizzy is shown walking towards the right of the screen)

Narrator: On the way home, Mr. Dizzy came across the elephant and the pig he had met earlier.

(The scene transitions to the Clever Elephant and the Clever Pig talking to each other)

Narrator: They were telling each other how they had made Mr. Dizzy look silly by asking him a question he couldn't answer. They were giggling and sniggering about it.

(The camera zooms in on the Clever Elephant and the Clever Pig)

Narrator: When they saw Mr. Dizzy approaching from the wood.

Clever Pig: Oh! He-here...here he comes again!

Narrator: Giggled the Clever Pig

Clever Elephant: Oh! Let's...let's ask him another question.

Narrator: Sniggered the Clever Elephant.

(The camera zooms out and Mr. Dizzy walks over to the Clever Elephant and the Clever Pig and stops in between them)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy came up to them.

Clever Pig: Uh, tell us,

Narrator: Said the Clever Pig, trying to keep a straight face.

Clever Pig: What's, uh, (sniggers). What's white and woolly and goes Baaa?

(Mr. Dizzy looks towards the viewers)

Mr. Dizzy: Why, a sheep, of course.

Narrator: Replied Mr. Dizzy.

(The camera zooms in on the Clever Pig, who is in disbelief over Mr. Dizzy getting the answer correct)

Narrator: The pig and the elephant...

(The camera zooms in on the Clever Elephant, who is in disbelief over Mr. Dizzy getting the answer correct)

Narrator: Were amazed.

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy)

Narrator: Uh, to tell you the truth, so too was Mr. Dizzy.

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy, the Clever Elephant, and the Clever Pig)

Narrator: He suddenly felt very clever. And it was a not unpleasant feeling.

Clever Elephant: Uh, tell us, uh

Narrator: Said the Clever Elephant.

(Mr. Dizzy looks at the Clever Elephant)

Clever Elephant: What has four legs, a tail, and goes "woof?"

(The Clever Elephant frowns. The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy and the Clever Elephant)

Mr. Dizzy: Well, that's easy.

Narrator: Replied Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: A dog, of course.

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy, the Clever Elephant, and the Clever Pig)

Narrator: The Clever Pig and the Clever Elephant couldn't understand how Mr. Dizzy had become so clever in one morning.

(Mr. Dizzy looks towards the viewers)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy couldn't understand how he had become so clever in one morning. But you know how he become so clever in one morning.

(The camera zooms in slightly)

Narrator: Don't you?

(Mr. Dizzy looks towards the Clever Pig)

Mr. Dizzy: Now, let me ask you a question.

Narrator: Said Mr. Dizzy to the pig.

(The camera cuts to the pig)

Clever Pig: You?

Narrator: Grunted the pig rudely.

Clever Pig (sniggering): You ask me a question?

Clever Pig (normally): Don't be ridiculous! There's no question you could ask me that I couldn't answer!

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy, the Clever Elephant, and the Clever Pig. The Clever Elephant is smiling again)

Mr. Dizzy: Really?

Narrator: Smiled Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: Well then, can you tell me what's fat and pink and goes Atishoo, Atishoo?

Clever Pig: What's fat and pink and goes Atishoo, Atishoo?

(The Clever Pig becomes worried)

Narrator: Repeated the pig, looking worried.

Clever Pig: Hmmm...there's nothing that's, uh, that's fat and pink and goes Atishoo, Atishoo.

Mr. Dizzy: Nothing, eh?

(Mr. Dizzy tickles the Clever Pig on the pig's nose)

Narrator: Said Mr. Dizzy.

(The camera zooms in on the pig)

Narrator: And he tickled the pig's nose.

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy, the Clever Elephant, and the Clever Pig)

Clever Pig: Atishoo! Atishoo!

(The Clever Pig frowns)

Narrator: Sneezed the pig.

Mr. Dizzy: The answer is you!

Narrator: Said Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: You're fat and pink and you're going Atishoo, Atishoo!

(The camera zooms in on the pig)

Narrator: The Clever Pig looked downright, if not downleft, miserable.

(The camera zooms out to show Mr. Dizzy, the Clever Elephant, and the Clever Pig. The Clever Pig is smiling while the Clever Elephant is frowning. Mr. Dizzy looks at the Clever Elephant)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy turned to the elephant. Who, incidentally, had stopped sniggering.

Mr. Dizzy: Now,

Narrator: Said Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: Let me ask you a question. What's large and goes Dopit, Dopit?

Clever Elephant: What's large and goes Dopit, Dopit?

Narrator: Repeated the elephant looking worried

Clever Elephant: There's nothing that's large and goes Dopit, Dopit.

Mr. Dizzy: Oh, yes there is!

Narrator: Grinned Mr. Dizzy.

Mr. Dizzy: There's certainly is something that's large and goes Dopit, Dopit.

(Mr. Dizzy grabs the Clever Elephant's trunk)

Narrator: And he tied a jumbo knot in the Clever Elephant's trunk.

(Mr. Dizzy ties a jumbo knot in the Clever Elephant's trunk)

Clever Elephant: Dop it! Dop it!

Narrator: Cried the elephant, who wanted to say, "Stop it! Stop it!"

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy and the Clever Elephant)

Narrator: But couldn't talk properly with a knot in his trunk.

(Mr. Dizzy undoes the jumbo knot in the elephant's trunk. The scene then transitions to Mr. Dizzy resuming his walk in the wood)

Narrator: Mr. Dizzy grinned and went home.

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Dizzy)

Mr. Dizzy: (chuckling happily)

(The episode ends here)