Mr. Grumpy's Theme is a proposed song for Mr. Grumpy's episode of the original Mr. Men cartoon but was never shown in the episode. It was written by Dave Cooke.
Lyrics[]
Bang, goes the door
Of Crosspatch Cottage
Give me this, give me that
You horrid bowl of porridge!
Stand well clear
And everybody jump
To the sound of Grumpy kicking
All the flowers into stumps!
Humpy, grumpy, dumpy little man
Playing well with fisticuffs
With everyone he can!
Grumpy, grumpy, stumpy Mr. Man
Looks as if, he's had a tiff
With a non-stick frying pan!
Rip, go the pages of a leather-bound book
Mr. Happy isn't happy
Cause he's trotting on his foot.
Watch your step, Mr. Grumpy's on the prowl!
Storming around the Mistertown, and waggling his jowls.
Humpy, grumpy, dumpy little man
Playing well with fisticuffs
With everyone he can!
Grumpy, grumpy, stumpy Mr. Man
Looks as if, he's had a tiff
With a non-stick frying pan!
Squeak, goes Grumpy
And he's lumpy in his throat
Somebody has tickled him
Inside his overcoat
Stand well clear
And everybody hide
Grumpy didn't like it
And he's standing on his pride!
Humpy, grumpy, dumpy little man
Playing well with fisticuffs
With everyone he can!
Grumpy, grumpy, stumpy Mr. Man
Looks as if, he's had a tiff
With a non-stick frying pan!
Video[]
Mr. Men- Mr. Grumpy's Song (1983) (Dave Cooke)
Mr. Grumpy's Theme