Some of his quotes
Words in bold mean the ones that someone said before he said "I'll give you (something)!" and farted, causing the others to yell "MR RUDE!!!!"
"I'll give you rude!" (Website; anytime he's seen outside of the Mr. Men Show)
"I'll give you SCARY!" (Mr. Bump: Lights, Camera, Bump)
Season 1
"I'll unlock something!" (Books)
"I'll give you moving!" (Dance)
"I'll give you nice words!" (Inventions)
"I'll give you delicacy" (Canned Goods)
"Somewhere where I developed this one" (Canned Goods)
”I'll give you manners!" (Restaurants, but he was stopped)
"I'll give you entertainment!" (Full Moon)
”I’ll give you catching!” (Heatwave)
"I'll give you goodnight!" (Sleep)
"I'll give you fun!" (Yard Work)
"I'll give you fantastic!" (Car Wash)
"I'll give you musical!" (Dillydale Day)
"I'll show you fast!" (Cars)
Season 2
"You complain too much." (Driving)
"I'll give you unacceptable!" (Clean Teeth)
"I'll give you terror island!" (Airports, but he was stopped)
"I'll give you final!" (Game Shows)
"I'll give you a good one!" (Robots)
"I'll give you a concert!" (Telephone)
"I'll give you wonderful!" (Washing and Drying)
"You think that is special? HAHA! Wait until you see what happens at midnight!" (Clocks)
"I'll give you inappropriate!" (Dance Dance Dance, but he was stopped)
"I'll give you frightening!" (Dance Dance Dance)
"I'll give you angry aliens!" (Pirates)
I'll give you joy! (Fairies & Gnomes)
"I'll give you handyman!" (Home Improvement)
"I'll give you fun!" (Birds)
"I'll give you a delight!" (Surprises)
"Not at Rudeland!" (Travel)