Mr. Sneeze (Cartoon)/Transcript

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UK Dub

(The episode begins with the camera zooming out from a white background to reveal a location completely white and covered in snow)

Narrator: This is Coldland. Which is a country somewhere near the North Pole.

(The camera stops zooming out and cold winds are heard blowing)

Narrator: The weather in Coldland is winter all the time!

(Snow begins to fall)

Narrator: When it isn't snowing, it's freezing. And when it isn't freezing, it's snowing. So you can imagine how cold it is.

(The scene transitions to another part of Coldland. The camera pans to the left of the screen to show the viewers more of Coldland)

Narrator: Because it's so cold in Coldland, everybody who lives there is cold as well.

(The camera continues panning to the left of the screen as it begins to snow)

Narrator: Uh, you can tell somebody comes from Coldland because everybody there has a red nose.

(A mouse with a red nose scurries across the screen to the left. After the mouse scurries out of the frame, a cat with a red nose walks across the screen to the right. After the cat walks out of the frame, a dog with a red nose and a hat follows the cat across the screen. After the dog walks out of the frame, the camera cuts over to an elephant with a red trunk. The camera is very close to the red trunk)

Narrator: In Coldland,

(The camera zooms out to show the elephant fully in the frame)

Narrator: You could even see red-nosed elephants. And what you hear most,

(The camera stops zooming out)

Narrator: Of the time in Coldland, is a noise that sounds,

(The elephant faces the viewers)

Narrator: Like this.

Coldland Elephant: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from the Coldland Elephant's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Narrator: The sound of the sneeze is very common indeed,

(The Coldland Elephant turns around so the camera shows the elephant from his side)

Narrator: In Coldland.

(The camera cuts to a bunch of snow-covered houses in Shivertown, the capital of Coldland)

Narrator: Which is not very surprising, is it?

(The camera zooms in towards Mr. Sneeze's snow-covered house. It is the second house closest to the camera and the first one with an orange door)

Narrator: This is the story of Mr. Sneeze. Who lives in a small snow-covered cottage in Shivertown.

(The camera stops zooming in)

Narrator: The capital of Coldland.

(The camera cuts into Mr. Sneeze's bedroom where Mr. Sneeze is fast asleep in bed)

Narrator: Every morning,

(Mr. Sneeze wakes up)

Narrator: Mr. Sneeze woke up,

(Mr. Sneeze feels a tickle in his nose)

Narrator: Sneezed.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze is then shown sitting on the left side of his bed)

Narrator: Got up,

(Mr. Sneeze feels a tickle in his nose)

Narrator: Sneezed.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze is then shown standing in the middle of the screen)

Narrator: Got dressed,

(Mr. Sneeze feels a tickle in his nose)

Narrator: Sneezed.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze is then shown going down the stairs to the bottom right corner of the screen)

Narrator: Went downstairs, sneezed.

Mr. Sneeze (offscreen: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes up from the bottom right corner of the screen then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze is then shown sitting at the breakfast table having a sandwich, a boiled egg, and a cup of coffee)

Narrator: Ate his breakfast,

(Mr. Sneeze feels a tickle in his nose)

Narrator: Sneezed.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze is then shown outside walking in the snow to the left of the screen)

Narrator: And wen to work.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Narrator: Still sneezing.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. The camera cuts to a wide shot of Coldland. In the very back of the frame, Mr. Sneeze is shown walking down the snow-covered path to the right of the screen)

Mr. Sneeze: I don't like this sneezing all the time. (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. However, since Mr. Sneeze is so far away, the thought bubble doesn't have any words in it and only appears above Mr. Sneeze as a yellow bubble with a red, spiky outline on it. Mr. Sneeze continues walking to the right)

Narrator: He thought to himself the other day.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. However, since Mr. Sneeze is so far away, the thought bubble doesn't have any words in it and only appears above Mr. Sneeze as a yellow bubble with a red, spiky outline on it. Mr. Sneeze continues walking to the right)

Narrator: Until one day, he decided to leave Coldland and try to find a cure for the sneezes.

(Mr. Sneeze walks out of the frame)

Mr. Sneeze (offscreen): (sneezes twice)

(Mr. Sneeze walks back into the frame down another snow-covered path. This time, he's walking to the left of the screen)

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Mr. Sneeze: (sniffs then sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. Mr. Sneeze walks to the edge of the screen. The camera starts following Mr. Sneeze as he continues walking down the left. The camera is also zoomed in closer to Mr. Sneeze)

Narrator: He walked and sneezed,

Mr. Sneeze: (sniffs)

Narrator: And sneezed,

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Narrator: And walked his way across Coldland, and then he sneezed and walked and walked and sneezed for days and days

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Narrator: Until Coldland,

Mr. Sneeze: (sniffs)

Narrator: Was far behind.

(The camera cuts back to the snow-covered area Mr. Sneeze was walking along a few moments prior. Mr. Sneeze walks into the frame towards the right)

Mr. Sneeze: (sniffs)

Narrator: As he walked away from Coldland, he noticed that there was less and less snow.

(Mr. Sneeze walks out of the frame. The camera cuts to Mr. Sneeze walking along the snow-covered path that slowly has less and less snow on it. Mr. Sneeze walks to the left and the camera follows him)

Narrator: And eventually, he walked so far,

(Patches of green start appearing on the ground, showing that there is less snow)

Narrator: That there was no snow at all. And as he walked,

(Snow slowly stops appearing on the road as Mr. Sneeze continues walking)

Narrator: He noticed something else.

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

Narrator: He wasn't walking and sneezing,

(Mr. Sneeze walks away from the snow and soon, the only snow left is on top of a brown fence he passes)

Narrator: He was walking and walking. For the first time in his life,

(The scene changes to a completely snow-free area with green trees and bushes, green fields, a white gate, and a clear road)

Narrator: He wasn't sneezing.

(Mr. Sneeze walks into the frame to the right)

Narrator: Not at all. Not a bit.

(Mr. Sneeze stops walking upon reaching the middle of the screen. Mr. Sneeze sniffs with no congestion)

Narrator: Not even the tiniest tishoo.

(Mr. Sneeze sniffs again. Then the camera moves closer to Mr. Sneeze's face)

Mr. Sneeze: I wonder why I'm not sneezing?

Birds (offscreen and overlap): (chirping)

Narrator (overlap): He thought to himself. But he must have thought his thought out loud to himself, because a voice behind him replied,

(The camera zooms out from Mr. Sneeze's face)

Wizard (offscreen): You're not sneezing because you haven't,

(The camera stops zooming out)

Wizard (offscreen): Got a cold.

(Mr. Sneeze jumps in alarm)

Narrator: Mr. Sneeze jumped, turned,

(Mr. Sneeze's nose changes from red to blue, indicating that Mr. Sneeze no longer has a cold. Mr. Sneeze looks at his nose and realizes this change)

Narrator: And there behind him,

(The camera zooms out to reveal a Wizard to the left of Mr. Sneeze)

Narrator: Stood a wise old wizard.

(The camera stops zooming out)

Mr. Sneeze: What's a cold?

Narrator: Asked Mr. Sneeze.

(The camera moves in closer to the Wizard)

Wizard: A cold is what you catch, uh, when you're too cold.

Narrator: Said the wise old wizard, wisely.

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Sneeze)

Mr. Sneeze: Oh.

Narrator: Said Mr. Sneeze.

Mr. Sneeze: But I come from a country called "Coldland", where everybody is too cold all the time!

(The camera zooms out to show the Wizard and Mr. Sneeze in the same frame)

Wizard: Nonsense!

Narrator: Snorted the wizard.

Wizard: It can't be too cold all the time, uh, because...because of the sun!

(The camera cuts and zooms in towards the sun, smiling in the sky)

Narrator: He pointed to the sun, which was smiling in the sky.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Sneeze and the Wizard)

Mr. Sneeze: But we don't have any sun in Coldland.

Narrator: Said Mr. Sneeze.

Wizard: NO SUN!?

Narrator: Said the Wizard.

Wizard: How extremely extraordinarily extraordinary. (mumbles incoherently) Really. We'd better do something about that then. Hadn't we?

Mr. Sneeze: Yes.

Narrator: Agreed Mr. Sneeze, not quite knowing what the Wizard was talking about.

(The camera moves in closer to the Wizard)

Wizard: How far is this place called, what is it, Coldland?

Narrator: Asked the wizard.

(The camera zooms out to show the Wizard and Mr. Sneeze in the same frame)

Mr. Sneeze: Oh, it's miles, and miles, and miles away.

Narrator: Replied Mr. Sneeze.

(The camera moves in closer to the Wizard)

Wizard: In which, uh, di-direction?

Narrator: Asked the wizard.

(Offscreen, Mr. Sneeze points at the direction Coldland is in)

Narrator: Mr. Sneeze pointed.

Wizard: Good. Shouldn't take long.

(The camera zooms out so both the Wizard and Mr. Sneeze are in the same frame)

Narrator: Said the wizard, who then,

(The camera stops zooming out)

Narrator: Waved his magic wand and muttered some magic words.

(The wizard mutters something inaudibly under his breath)

Narrator: Which wouldn't be magic,

(The wizard waves his wand and the camera zooms in on the magic sparkles emitted from it)

Narrator: If you knew,

(The camera cuts to the magic sparkles spinning around in a circle. In the center, there is a sparkle flickering blue, orange, and red. The camera zooms in towards that sparkle)

Narrator: What they were. Whatever those magic words were, they worked.

(The magic sparkles fade away as the scene fades to Shivertown. Cold winds are heard blowing)

Narrator: Before you could say "Sneeze" both the wizard and Mr. Sneeze were transported to Shivertown.

(The camera slightly zooms in)

Narrator: W-which you remember is the capital of Coldland.

(It starts snowing)

Narrator: As usual, it was snowing.

(The camera cuts over to the Wizard, who has snow covering his ears and moustache)

Wizard: I say, this is...this is a cold, gloomy place.

Narrator: Said the wizard.

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Sneeze, who's nose was red again and had snow covering the top of his head and his nose)

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Narrator: Replied Mr. Sneeze, who had started sneezing again.

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

(The camera cuts back to the Wizard, who has snow covering his ears and moustache)

Wizard: Coldland certainly needs some sunshine.

Narrator: Said the wizard.

Wizard: And that's...that's going to take some rather special magic. Hmm.

(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Sneeze, who is now being buried under the falling snow)

Mr. Sneeze: Please hurry up.

Narrator: Said Mr. Sneeze, who was rapidly turning into a snowman.

(The camera cuts over to the Wizard, who has snow covering his ears and moustache. Snow falls from the sky)

Wizard: Now,

Narrator: Said the wizard, ignoring him

Wizard: I'm going to say some magic words, and I want you to sneeze three times immediately...immediately afterwards.

(The snow stops falling, the wizard brushes the snow off his ears and mustache, and prepares to wave his wand)

Narrator: The wise old wizard,

(The wizard waves his magic wand three times)

Narrator: Then held up his magic wand,

(The camera cuts to the magic sparkles spinning around in a circle. In the center, there is a sparkle flickering blue, orange, and red. The camera zooms in towards that sparkle)

Narrator: And muttered some more magic words, which again wouldn't be magic if you knew what they were.

(The camera cuts back over to the snow-covered Mr. Sneeze)

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears)

Mr. Sneeze: (sneezes)

(A large spiky word bubble with the word "Atishoo" comes out from Mr. Sneeze's nose then shrinks and disappears. The camera zooms in towards Mr. Sneeze)

Narrator: Sneezed Mr. Sneeze. Then quite suddenly, as if by magic,

(The camera stops zooming in)

Narrator: Which indeed it was,

(The bluish-black clouds in the sky move out of the way to reveal the smiling sun behind them. The sky also changes from dark blue to white (really it's supposed to be bright blue))

Narrator: The sun came out from behind the big black clouds.

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

Narrator: And it stopped snowing.

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Sneeze and the wizard. The snow was melting off of Mr. Sneeze and his nose had turned from red to blue once again. Several puddles of melted snow are also seen on the ground)

Wizard: There now.

Narrator: Said the wizard.

Wizard: That should stop the sneezing.

Narrator: And then, after muttering some more magic words, and without waiting even to say goodbye,

(The wizard fades away as does the puddles on the ground and snow covering Mr. Sneeze)

Narrator: He disappeared.

(The camera moves in closer to Mr. Sneeze as he looks around)

Narrator: And Mr. Sneeze just stood there in the sunshine,

(The camera zooms out from Mr. Sneeze as he stands on the no-longer-snow-covered road)

Narrator: Watching the snow begin to melt.

Birds (offscreen): (chirping)

(The camera cuts over to a small castle-like structure on a grassy hill in the distance)

Narrator: After that,

(The camera pans to the right to show Coldland now a beautiful town near the water. With no snow at all)

Narrator: The sun shone every day.

(The camera continues panning to the right past some fields)

Narrator: And today, Coldland isn't anything like it used to be.

Birds (offscreen): (tweeting)

(The camera continues panning to the right down the path past an orchard)

Narrator: You can't see red-nosed dogs chasing red-nosed cats chasing red-nosed mice any more.

Birds (offscreen): (tweeting)

(The camera continues panning to the right past a train station to the center of town)

Narrator: And these days, the sound of the sneeze is a very uncommon sound indeed.

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Sneeze's neighborhood. The place is no longer covered in snow and instead shows houses with either a red roof and blue door or a yellow roof with an orange door. The camera zooms in towards Mr. Sneeze's house)

Narrator: And even Mr. Sneeze doesn't sneeze any more.

(The scene transitions to a mirror in Mr. Sneeze's house)

Narrator: And that isn't the only thing different about Mr. Sneeze.

(Mr. Sneeze looks at himself in the mirror and notices that his nose isn't red anymore)

Narrator: As he discovered when he looked in the mirror one morning.

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Sneeze looking at himself in the mirror. In the middle of the screen, a thought bubble appears showing Mr. Sneeze with his nose red. This is so the viewers can figure out that Mr. Sneeze's nose is a different colour now that he no longer has a cold)

Narrator: Can you see what was different about Mr. Sneeze?

(The frame freezes so the viewers can figure out what is different about Mr. Sneeze. Then, the episode ends)