Mr strong ate lots of beans last night and his girlfriend carole had nandos . The next day he really regretted it because michael palin was up all night retching up carrots and potatoes just like in his book on sahara.


i like turtles.

James 'jemes' hall.

James has such a big monobrow it could be classed as a triobrow he also has a broken arm at the moment but that is partly mattys fault when we went to paris, no-one likes james except his scabby dog who tried to bite his cast off after james covered it in gravy.

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