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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Pets" written on it with Mr. Lazy and his pet goat, Waylon, and who created the episode underneath)
Dog (voiceover): (barks)
Cat (voiceover): (meows)
Mouse (voiceover): (squeaks)
Bird (voiceover): (chirps)
Goat (voiceover): (bleats)
(The episode begins by showing the viewers a lilac screen where Mr. Happy is walking his dog, Mr. Bump walking his rat, and Little Miss Chatterbox with Featherhead)
Featherhead: (chirping)
Narrator: What would the Mr. Men and Little Misses do without their beloved pets?
Dog: (barks)
(The scene cuts over to Little Miss Helpful pushing her pet cat in a stroller)
Cat: (purrs)
Narrator: Whether it be a cat...
(The scene cuts over to Little Miss Sunshine walking her poodle)
Narrator: A dog...
(The scene cuts over to Mr. Lazy playing with his pet slug, Sluggy. Sluggy is inching across a surfboard with Mr. Lazy nudging him with his finger)
Narrator: Or even a simple slug.
(The scene cuts over to Mr. Funny on a grassy hill. Mr. Funny is teaching his pet dog how to jump through a hoop)
Mr. Funny's Dog: (panting)
Narrator: Animals bring a...
(Mr. Funny's dog jumps through the hoop)
Mr. Funny's Dog: (barks)
(Mr. Funny catches his dog. But there is so much force that the two end up rolling down the hill)
Narrator: Special pleasure to their lives!
(The camera pans down to Mr. Bump. Mr. Funny's dog lands on Mr. Bump and Mr. Funny lands next to him in a daze)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
Mr. Bump (muffled): Poopity poop.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Strong making a salad with a baby hippo next to the table)
Narrator: It's true that a baby hippo is a most unusual pet. But if anyone can handle one...it's Mr. Strong!
Mr. Strong: Oh! Hey Finnegan, you're gonna love this salad. It's got lettuce, carrots, celery-
(Finnegan licks his lips and jumps onto the table to try the salad. He ends up biting the table and flinging the salad offscreen)
Mr. Strong: Hmm!
(Finnegan shows remorse for his actions)
Mr. Strong: Oh, don't worry. I do the same thing.
(Mr. Strong's iPhone rings and he answers it)
Mr. Strong: Hello?
(A split screen showing Mr. Fussy cooking dinner on the other side appears)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Strong. It is I, Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Strong: Hmm!
Mr. Fussy: I am having some people over for dinner this evening and would love for you to come!
(The sound of crashing is heard offscreen from Mr. Strong's side of the screen. The noise startles both Mr. Strong and Mr. Fussy. Mr. Fussy resumes his cooking)
Mr. Strong: Oh, wow. That's nice of you, Mr. Fussy. But I just got a new pet and...
(Mr. Fussy does a take upon hearing about Mr. Strong's pet)
Mr. Strong: I don't want to leave him home alone.
(The split screen disappears and the camera zooms in on Mr. Fussy's side of the screen. Mr. Fussy covers the speaker part of the phone to express his disgust of pets)
Mr. Fussy: A pet!?
(Mr. Fussy uncovers the speaker)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Well, perhaps another time.
(The split screen returns and Mr. Strong's side of the screen almost squishes Mr. Fussy. More crashes are heard in the background)
Mr. Strong: Oh, hey!
Mr. Fussy: Hmm?
Mr. Strong: How about I bring him?
Mr. Fussy: Oh! No, no, no! I'm sure the little fellow wouldn't want to be away from his new home.
Mr. Strong: No, he loves company.
(The split screen changes position to show the screen split into two rectangles rather than two triangles)
Mr. Fussy: Is he well behaved?
(A third rectangle appears to the right of Mr. Strong showing Finnigan drinking out of the toilet)
Mr. Strong: Oh yeah! Totally!
Mr. Fussy: Very well. See you both at seven.
(The part of the split screen featuring Mr. Fussy goes away. Leaving only Finnigan's side of the screen and Mr. Strong's side of the screen)
Mr. Strong: Hey, get cleaned up, Finny!
(Finnigan stops drinking out of the toilet)
Mr. Strong: We're going to a dinner party!
(Finnigan puts all his weight on the toilet and ends up breaking it. Finnigan runs away to both get ready for the dinner party and avoid getting in trouble for breaking the toilet. The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's duplex later that evening. Over at Mr. Fussy's side of the house, Mr. Strong and Finnigan have arrived. Mr. Strong is holding flowers behind his back as he rings the doorbell. The camera cuts to inside Mr. Fussy's house as Mr. Fussy answers the door. Finnigan hops inside followed by Mr. Strong, who is now holding the flowers in front of him)
Mr. Strong: Mr. Fussy, meet Finnigan.
(Mr. Strong gestures over to Finnigan while Mr. Fussy backs away slightly. Mr. Strong remembers the flowers he brought for Mr. Fussy and presents them to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Strong: Oh! These are for you.
(Mr. Fussy reaches for the flowers)
Mr. Fussy: How lovely.
(Finnigan grabs the flowers with his teeth and gallops away with them before Mr. Fussy could take them)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
Mr. Strong: (giggles)
(Mr. Fussy scowls)
Mr. Fussy: Ugh!
(Mr. Fussy and Mr. Strong follow Finnigan towards the living room. Finnigan, somehow, put the flowers in a vase (which is on a table) and is now sniffing them. The camera zooms out to reveal that Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Bounce are also in attendance and are sitting on the couch. Mr. Strong and Mr. Fussy enter the room and Mr. Strong gestures Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful over to Finnigan)
Mr. Strong: Hiya Mr. Bounce, Miss Helpful. This is Finnigan.
Mr. Bounce: Hello, Finnigan!
Miss Helpful: Isn't he adorable?
(Finnigan eats the flowers Mr. Strong brought. Finnigan also eats the vase the flowers were put into)
Finnigan: (gulps)
Mr. Fussy: G'ah!
Mr. Strong: Sorry about that, Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Fussy: I'll get the appetizers.
(Mr. Fussy leaves in an angered mood to get the appetizers. Mr. Fussy exits the room as Finnigan continues chewing on the vase and flowers)
Mr. Bounce: Is Finnigan trained, Mr. Strong?
Mr. Strong: No, To be honest, I'm not sure how to train a pet.
Miss Helpful: Oh, it's simple.
(Finnigan speed walks over to Mr. Strong, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Bounce)
Miss Helpful: You just start by teaching him how to sit.
Mr. Strong: Mmm-hmm!
(Little Miss Helpful directs her attention to Finnigan)
Miss Helpful: Finnigan, sit!
(Finnigan becomes wide-eyed and jumps onto the couch and sits down like a human. Unfortunately, he knocks Mr. Bounce off from the spot he was sitting on)
Mr. Strong: Oh!
Mr. Bounce, Mr. Strong, & Miss Helpful: Ah!
(Mr. Bounce starts bouncing all over the place)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Whee! Whee!
(Mr. Fussy returns to the room with a bowl of cucumber ranch dip. Unfortunately, Mr. Bounce lands on Mr. Fussy. While Mr. Bounce does stop bouncing, the cucumber ranch dip ends up on Mr. Fussy's head. Covering it in dip)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): G'oh!
Mr. Strong (overlap and offscreen): Uh-oh!
Mr. Fussy: Not my secret recipe hummus!
(Finnigan moves over to Mr. Fussy and starts licking the hummus off Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Strong, would you please tell this beast that I am not a hummus lollipop!
(Finnigan stops licking Mr. Fussy. Mr. Bounce is shown rubbing his head with a smile on his face)
Mr. Strong: Uh, I think you likes you.
(Mr. Fussy looks at his watch)
Mr. Fussy: Y-ah, Look at the time!
(Mr. Fussy's watch beeps)
Mr. Fussy: Dinner is served!
(The scene transitions to Mr. Fussy directing everyone to where they are supposed to sit)
Mr. Fussy: You there, Mr. Bounce.
(Mr. Bounce sits down, looks where he is sitting, and realizes something. Mr. Fussy points to a different seat)
Mr. Fussy: You here, Miss Helpful.
(Little Miss Helpful sits down. Mr. Fussy walks over to Mr. Strong and points to the chair Mr. Strong is closest to)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Strong, sit there.
Mr. Bounce: But my place card says for me to sit..
(Mr. Bounce points to where Little Miss Helpful is sitting)
Mr. Bounce: There.
(Mr. Fussy moves in between Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful)
Mr. Fussy: No time for formalities!
(Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful frown)
Mr. Fussy: Let's get this dinner over with!
(Mr. Fussy realizes what he said and corrects himself)
Mr. Fussy: Uh, uh, I mean, on the table. Now, the main course!
(Mr. Fussy lifts the lid off of a plate, revealing a bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: Barbecued bean loaf!
(Finnigan speed walks to the table and puts his feet on one of the edges so it would lean)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Yummy!
(Everything falls towards Finnigan and crashes onto the floor. Finnigan partially catches the bean loaf with his mouth. Mr. Fussy grabs the other end of the bean loaf to try and save it)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! (gasps)
Mr. Strong: Finnigan must be hungry! He's a growing hippo!
(Finnigan and Mr. Fussy get into a tug-of-war over the bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: (grunts) Those blubbery hippo lips will never touch this bean loaf! (grunts)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Um...naughty Finnigan.
(Mr. Fussy loses his grip on the bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
(Finnigan eats the bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: (incoherent noises)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Fussy back into a wall)
Mr. Fussy: Oof!
(A crack forms that extends up to the ceiling to a chandelier)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Uh oh!
(The chandelier shakes and falls onto the table and breaks)
Mr. Strong: Hmm!
Miss Helpful: Anyone want to get a pizza?
Mr. Strong: Uh, sure!
Mr. Bounce: Absolutely!
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Helpful, and Finnigan approach Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: D'oh-ho!
Mr. Strong: Hey! We're gonna go and get some pizza!
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Helpful, and Finnigan leave)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
Mr. Strong: Are you coming, Mr. Fussy?
(Mr. Strong peeks back in to talk to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: No! (cries)
Mr. Strong: Uh, I'll tell you what we'll bring you some back!
(Mr. Strong leaves)
Mr. Fussy: Thank you.
(Finnigan marches across the screen; chewing up the previous scene to make way for the first bumper behind him. The first bumper shows Mr. Quiet playing fetch with his dog. He throws the bone out of the frame and the dog runs over to fetch it. Someone is heard grabbing the bone with their teeth but it turns out to be Mr. Scatterbrain who returns with the bone instead of Mr. Quiet's pet dog. Mr. Scatterbrain lays the bone at the feet of the baffled Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (panting)
(Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the next scene transitions to Mr. Scatterbrain's house early one morning)
Narrator: It's another morning as usual for Mr. Scatterbrain, that is - until he discovers his pet elephant is missing.
(The camera cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain's kitchen. Mr. Scatterbrain has just walk into the room and touches the toast that is still in the toaster)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Cold Toast! Hmm...
(Mr. Scatterbrain picks up his phone and dials a number. Little Miss Giggles answers Mr. Scatterbrain's call at her reception desk on the other end. A split screen forms between the two locations)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Hey there! Dillydale Missing Pet Hotline! How may I help you?
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Scatterbrain's side of the split screen. Causing Little Miss Giggles side of the screen to disappear)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Miss Giggles! I'm calling to report two pieces of cold toast.
(The scene transitions back to Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) That's very nice, Mr. Scatterbrain, but we're the Missing Pet Hotline, not the Cold Toast Hotline! (giggles)
(The scene transitions back to Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I know. But this toast can only mean one thing...my pet elephant, Petula, is missing! Or else she'd be eating the toast right now.
(Mr. Scatterbrain realizes something)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain picks up a jar of strawberry jam)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And the strawberry jam hasn't been touched!
(The split screen between Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Giggles returns)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Strawberry Jam?! (giggles)
(Mr. Scatterbrain drops the strawberry jam)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Mr. Scatterbrain realizes something and becomes confused)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Why are we laughing?
(Little Miss Giggles stops laughing for a moment before bursting into laughter again)
Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles falls out of her chair but picks herself back up)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles and her side of the split screen goes away as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey open the door and walk inside. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are shown to be worried as they've heard about Petula)
Mr. Small: We heard the sad news, Mr. Scatterbrain.
Mr. Scatterbrain: About the cold toast?
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Unbeknownst to all three of them, Petula the elephant is shown outside walking past the window. But only the viewers see her)
Mr. Small: No, about your missing elephant.
(Mr. Nosey takes out a magnifying glass and starts looking around)
Mr. Small: Miss Giggles sent us right over to help.
(Mr. Small takes out a pencil and a pad of paper. Petula peers through the window)
Mr. Small (overlap): When was the last time you saw your pet elephant?
Petula (from outside)(overlap): (trumpets)
(Petula leaves and Mr. Scatterbrain thinks for a moment)
Mr. Scatterbrain: This morning. Right before breakfast.
(Mr. Small is shown by the refrigerator. Inside, Mr. Nosey is snooping)
Mr. Small: Any sign for Petula in the refrigerator Mr. Nosey.
Mr. Nosey (from inside the refrigerator): Hmmm...
(Mr. Nosey comes out from inside the fridge with a full mouth and arms full of food)
Mr. Nosey (with his mouth full): No. But you found the salami...
(Mr. Nosey pulls out three turnips from behind his back)
Mr. Nosey (with his mouth full): Three turnips!
Mr. Small: Ooh, thank you.
(Mr. Small takes a turnip)
Mr. Small: Don't mind if I do.
(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Small is holding the rutabaga Mr. Nosey gave him while Mr. Nosey discusses an idea to Mr. Small and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Nosey: If Petula is anywhere in the house,
(Mr. Nosey takes out a contraption called "The Listen-o-Phone")
Mr. Nosey: I'll hear her...
(Mr. Nosey puts on his Listen-o-Phone)
Mr. Nosey: With my Listen-o-Phone!
(The camera zooms out to show the schematics of Mr. Scatterbrain's house while Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey are inside. Mr. Nosey adjusts his Listen-o-Phone and sound waves come out of it. The Listen-o-Phone soon detects an elephant-shaped creature in the basement)
Mr. Nosey: Ha-ha! She's in the basement!
(Mr. Nosey takes off his Listen-o-Phone and he, Mr. Small, and Mr. Scatterbrain head downstairs into the basement)
Mr. Nosey: Ooh!
(Mr. Nosey puts his Listen-o-Phone back on)
Mr. Nosey: I hear her!
(The camera cuts to a shape in the dark)
Unknown Creature: (brays)
(The lights turn on to reveal three penguins; with one of the penguins being the one to turn on the lights)
Penguin #1 (Mo): (squawks)
Penguin #2 (Flo): (squawks)
Penguin #3 (Bo): (squawks)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! (chuckles) That's just Mo, Flo, and Bo!
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey start heading towards the staircase)
Mr. Nosey: Gosh, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Nosey takes off his Listen-o-Phone and he and Mr. Small follow Mr. Scatterbrain up the staircase)
Mr. Nosey: I guess we're not very good pet detectives.
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey make their way upstairs)
Mr. Small: There, there, Nose. You're a brilliant pet detective!
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey reach the top of the staircase and return to the main floor)
Mr. Scatterbrain: After all, you found Mo, Flo, and Bo!
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...were they missing?
Mr. Scatterbrain: No.
(Outside through the window, Petula is shown to have returned)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But you found them anyway!
(Petula heads inside)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Still, I'm going to miss Petula.
(Petula uses her long trunk to give Mr. Scatterbrain a tissue. Oblivious to the fact that Petula has returned, Mr. Scatterbrain accepts the tissue and blows his nose into it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Thank you.
Mr. Nosey: Uh, for what?
Mr. Scatterbrain: The tissue!
(Petula walks behind Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey holding a carton of orange juice in her trunk)
Petula: (trumpets)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey turn around and see Petula)
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy! An elephant!
Mr. Scatterbrain: And it's Petula!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tries to kiss Petula but Petula squeezes the carton of orange juice so tightly that the orange juice squirts out all over Mr. Scatterbrain. This leads to Mr. Scatterbrain to remember why Petula left)
Mr. Scatterbrain: That's right! I sent you to get orange juice. Well, all that matters...
(Mr. Scatterbrain hugs Petula by her trunk)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Is that Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small found you! (chuckles) And now, we can have a nice big breakfast!
(Petula, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey join Mo, Flo, and Bo at the table for a breakfast of toast. Mr. Small prepares to eat his slice of toast when Mr. Nosey stops him)
Mr. Nosey: Uh, should we tell Mr. Scatterbrain we really didn't find his pet elephant?
Mr. Small: Let's just enjoy our breakfast and call this case closed, Nose. Case closed.
(Mr. Nosey smiles and Mr. Small prepares to enjoy his toast)
Mr. Small: Mmm.
(The scene fades to the next bumper. Mr. Quiet is playing fetch with his dog. He throws the bone out of the frame and the dog runs over to fetch it. The dog is heard grabbing the bone with their teeth but it's not the bone Mr. Quiet originally threw. In fact, the dog returns with an entire T-Rex skeleton! Mr. Quiet's dog lays the skeleton at the feet of the baffled Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the next scene begins. The scene begins with the logo for the Dillydale Goat Show enlarging and zooming into the frame)
Goat (voiceover): (bleats)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Welcome to the 130th annual
(The logo moves out of the frame. The viewers see the setting for the Goat Show. Mr. Happy is in the center of the ring; Mr. Rude, Little Miss Scary, and Little Miss Sunshine are seated at the judges stand; and Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Curious, Mr. Funny, Mr. Strong, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox are seated in the bleachers watching the show)
Mr. Happy: "Dillydale Goat Show!"
Audience: (cheers)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy points to the judges, who are offscreen)
Mr. Happy: Meet our judges!
(The camera cuts over to the judges table and pans towards Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Miss Sunshine,
(Little Miss Sunshine waves a small flag with a goat embroidered on it. The camera pans to Little Miss Scary)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Miss Scary,
(Little Miss Scary puts a white sheet with eyeholes over her head)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): And finally,
(The camera pans to Mr. Rude, who is wearing a black top hat)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mr. Rude!
Mr. Rude: (blows a raspberry)
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy! Let's start the show. We have three contestants for this year's, "Best Goat".
(Mr. Happy points to the left)
Mr. Happy: And first out...
(The camera zooms out and Mr. Quiet walks out with a small purple goat)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Quiet and his goat, Trixie!
Audience: (cheers)
(Mr. Quiet shows the audience Trixie. Trixie starts completing the course by walking through the tunnel made out of half of a barrel)
Trixie (from inside the tunnel): (bleats)
(Trixie walks out of the tunnel)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Trixie is doing very well!
(Trixie hops up and down the pyramid made out of bales of hay)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): She's a fast confident, and perf-a-riffic little goat!
(Trixie starts playing the piano. Mr. Happy walks over to Trixie and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet is startled by Mr. Happy's arrival)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Fantastic!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: I know I shouldn't have favourites, but she's my favourite goat ever! I love her! Love her, Love her, Love her!
(Trixie stops playing the piano and the camera pans over to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: I don't know how you can tell goats apart.
(Mr. Rude holds his nose)
Mr. Rude: Except by the smell.
(Little Miss Scary realizes something)
Miss Scary (from under the sheet): Goat show?! I thought I was hosting the annual "Dillydale GHOST show!?"
(Little Miss Scary takes off the sheet)
Miss Scary: There's nothing scary about goats!
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Well,
(Mr. Happy gestures to the next contestant)
Mr. Happy: Let's see our next finalists, Mr. Lazy and Wesley!
(The audience claps and the camera cuts over to Mr. Lazy and a small orange goat wearing a green hat identical to Mr. Lazy's. Mr. Lazy starts pushing Waylon so he can do the course but Wesley doesn't budge)
Mr. Lazy: (grunts)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Oh! This is a first!
(Mr. Lazy continues pushing Wesley effortlessly but to no avail)
Mr. Lazy: Oh no.
Mr. Happy (offscreen): We have a goat who refuses...
(Wesley kicks Mr. Lazy away with his hind legs. Wesley starts eating grass)
Mr. Lazy: Oh!
Mr. Happy (offscreen): To do the course!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: And Mr. Lazy...oh...appears to be giving up.
(Mr. Lazy is shown sleeping on one of the haybales that make up the pyramid)
Mr. Lazy: (snoring)
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: And for our last contestant, Miss Magic and her goat...Nutmeg!
(Little Miss Magic appears in a cloud of magic smoke holding a leash that appears to be tethered to an invisible animal)
Miss Magic: Oh!
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Miss Magic: (coughs)
(Mr. Happy rushes over to Little Miss Magic)
Mr. Happy: Oh, Miss Magic. I'm afraid with no goat, we'll have to disqualify you.
(Little Miss Magic takes out her wand)
Miss Magic: Oh, she's here. She's just invisible.
(Little Miss Magic lets go of the leash to prove that Nutmeg is invisible. Little Miss Magic waves a few sparkles over Nutmeg as she trots a few paces. Then Little Miss Magic waves her wand to cast a spell)
Miss Magic: Ribbit-tee-rock, and ribbit-tee roat. Show this crowd my little pet goat!
(Little Miss Magic uses her magic to make Nutmeg appear but ends up turning her into a chicken by accident)
Nutmeg: (clucks)
(The audience claps)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Nutmeg: (clucks)
Mr. Happy: Very nice but...eh...still not a goat.
(Little Miss Magic gets another idea for a spell. The camera zooms out as Little Miss Magic prepares to cast her second spell)
Miss Magic: Diggle-dee-dog and diggle-dee-dicken. Bring on a goat, not a chicken!
(Little Miss Magic turns Nutmeg into a dragon)
Nutmeg: (growls)
Miss Scary: We have a winner!
Mr. Happy: Hold on Miss Scary! That's a dragon! (chuckles) Not a goat!
Nutmeg: (bleats)
(Nutmeg flaps her wings)
Miss Magic: Alright, uh...
Nutmeg: (bleats)
Miss Magic: Let me try again!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Za-ra-zee!
(Little Miss Magic turns Nutmeg into a teal-colored goat)
Nutmeg: (bleats)
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
Miss Magic: Isn't it amazing!?
Mr. Happy (in a cooing voice): Why hello there, Nutmeg!
Mr. Happy (in a normal voice): Show us all what this goat of yours can do, Miss Magic.
(Little Miss Magic taps Nutmeg with her wand and wings appear on Nutmeg's back)
Miss Magic: Ah!
(Both Nutmeg and Little Miss Magic take flight and the audience claps in excitement)
Audience: (cheers)
(Nutmeg and Little Miss Magic turn around and Nutmeg starts breathing fire)
Audience: (screams)
(The whole audience flees the scene)
Miss Magic: (chuckles) Oh! She's really good at this, isn't she?
(Nutmeg continues to breathe fire)
Nutmeg: (bleats)
(Nutmeg burns Mr. Rude's hat into a beret)
Mr. Rude: I want that goat arrested!
Miss Sunshine: Oh, the Goat Show has been ruined!
Miss Scary: Are you kidding!? This is great!
Mr. Rude: I am clearly in the company of imbeciles.
(Mr. Rude leaves. Mr. Happy addresses the viewers as Little Miss Magic and Nutmeg soar through the air while Nutmeg continues to breathe fire)
Audience (offscreen): (screams)
Mr. Happy: Ladies and gentleman, the crowd here is going wild! in 130 years, we've never had a goat breathe fire like a dragon! I think we better declare a winner and get out of here!
(Mr. Happy runs over to Mr. Quiet and Trixie with the 1st place trophy in his hands. Mr. Quiet is stunned by the revelation)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
Mr. Happy: I declare Mr. Quiet...
(Mr. Happy hands Mr. Quiet the trophy. Mr. Quiet smiles)
Mr. Quiet: Oh
Mr. Happy: And Trixie the winner.
Mr. Quiet: Aw.
(One person is heard clapping offscreen)
Mr. Happy: Why she's the best little goat in Dillydale! (laughs)
(Nutmeg is heard breathing fire above Mr. Happy, Trixie, and Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Happy: Bye!
(Mr. Happy and Trixie flee as Nutmeg's fire breath is shown going across the screen)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! (whimpers)
(The fire ends up burning Mr. Quiet's trophy, reducing it to ash. Much to Mr. Quiet's disbelief and disappointment)
Mr. Quiet: Oh.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown playing fetch with his dog. Mr. Quiet throws a dog bone as far as he can and the dog goes to fetch it. While the dog fetches the bone, a vulture picks Mr. Quiet up off the ground and carries him away)
Vulture: (caws)
(Mr. Quiet's dog returns with the bone afterwards to see that he has vanished. Much to the dog's confusion. The screen fades to black and the ending scene begins with Mr. Strong teaching Finnigan how to jump through a hoop)
Narrator: So you see, pets are a very important...
(Finnigan tries to jump through the hoop but lands on the bottom of it. Mr. Strong smiles at his pet for giving the trick a good try)
Narrator: Part of our world.
(A photograph appears on the screen showing Mr. Happy with his pug, Mr. Messy with his cat, Little Miss Chatterbox with Featherhead, and Little Miss Whoops with her ferret that she accidentally shaved)
Narrator: What would our lives be like without them? So if the time comes to get the pet if your own,
(The camera zooms out and Little Miss Magic and Nutmeg fly across the screen to the right. Nutmeg is still breathing fire)
Narrator: Do make sure it's not the fire-breathing kind!
(Nutmeg burns the photo of everyone and their pets and flies off with Little Miss Magic as the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(A commercial for "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service" plays)
Mr. Tickle: Do you have trouble keeping your kitties clean? Your pooches polished? Or your ferrets fluffy? Then you need "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service!" I'll wash, scrub, and clean every pet! Guaranteed!
(Mr. Tickle starts singing "Mr. Tickle's Pet Rap")
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Who loves a tickle? Kitty loves a tickle!
Who loves a tickle? Pup loves a tickle!
Parrots, ferrets, and rats named Rob. All love a tickle if I'm doing my job!
Who loves a tickle? Mustard loves a tickle!
Who loves a tickle? Bunko loves a tickle!
Thurston, Petula, and Montague, all love a tickle! How about you?🎶
(A music interlude plays. Various pets are shown followed by various Mr. Men and Little Misses taking care of their pets)
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Who loves a tickle? Finny loves a tickle!🎶
Who loves a tickle? Sluggy loves a tickle!
Owls, chickens, and Bats named Bob, all love a tickle if I'm doing my job! 🎶
Mr. Tickle: So call "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service" the next time your pet needs to be cleaned! Or tickled!
(Mr. Tickle tickles the camera and the screen fades to black)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big magenta screen comes up with "Pets" written on it with Mr. Lazy and his pet goat, Waylon, and who created the episode underneath)
Dog (voiceover): (barks)
Cat (voiceover): (meows)
Mouse (voiceover): (squeaks)
Bird (voiceover): (chirps)
Goat (voiceover): (bleats)
(The episode begins by showing the viewers a lilac screen where Mr. Happy is walking his dog, Mr. Bump walking his rat, and Little Miss Chatterbox with Featherhead)
Featherhead: (chirping)
Narrator: What would the Mr. Men and Little Misses do without their beloved pets?
Dog: (barks)
(The scene cuts over to Little Miss Helpful pushing her pet cat in a stroller)
Cat: (purrs)
Narrator: Whether it be a cat...
(The scene cuts over to Little Miss Sunshine walking her poodle)
Narrator: Or dog...
(The scene cuts over to Mr. Lazy playing with his pet slug, Sluggy. Sluggy is inching across a surfboard with Mr. Lazy nudging him with his finger)
Narrator: Or even a simple slug.
(The scene cuts over to Mr. Funny on a grassy hill. Mr. Funny is teaching his pet dog how to jump through a hoop)
Mr. Funny's Dog: (panting)
Narrator: Animals bring a...
(Mr. Funny's dog jumps through the hoop)
Mr. Funny's Dog: (barks)
(Mr. Funny catches his dog. But there is so much force that the two end up rolling down the hill)
Narrator: Special enjoyment to their lives!
(The camera pans down to Mr. Bump. Mr. Funny's dog lands on Mr. Bump and Mr. Funny lands next to him in a daze)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
Mr. Bump (muffled): Poopity poop.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Strong making a salad with a baby hippo next to the table)
Narrator: It's true that a baby hippo is a most unusual pet. But if anyone can handle one...it's Mr. Strong!
Mr. Strong: Eh yo Finnegan, you're gonna love this salad. It's got beets, carrots, celery-
(Finnegan licks his lips and jumps onto the table to try the salad. He ends up biting the table and flinging the salad offscreen. Finnegan shows remorse for his actions)
Mr. Strong: Aw, don't worry. I do the same thing.
(Mr. Strong's iPhone rings and he answers it)
Mr. Strong: Hello?
(A split screen showing Mr. Fussy cooking dinner on the other side appears)
Mr. Fussy: Uh, Mr. Strong. It is I, Mr. Fussy. I'm having some people over for dinner this evening and would love for you to come!
(The sound of crashing is heard offscreen from Mr. Strong's side of the screen. The noise startles both Mr. Strong and Mr. Fussy. Mr. Fussy resumes his cooking)
Mr. Strong: Oh, gee. That's nice of you, Mr. Fussy. But I just got a new pet and...
(Mr. Fussy does a take upon hearing about Mr. Strong's pet)
Mr. Strong: I don't want to leave him home alone.
(The split screen disappears and the camera zooms in on Mr. Fussy's side of the screen. Mr. Fussy covers the speaker part of the phone to express his disgust of pets)
Mr. Fussy: A pet!?
(Mr. Fussy uncovers the speaker)
Mr. Fussy: Oh! Well, perhaps another time.
(The split screen returns and Mr. Strong's side of the screen almost squishes Mr. Fussy. More crashes are heard in the background)
Mr. Strong: Uh, hey, how about I bring him?
Mr. Fussy: D'oh! Uh, no, no, no! I'm sure the little fellow wouldn't want to be away from his new home.
Mr. Strong: Nah, he loves to get out.
(The split screen changes position to show the screen split into two rectangles rather than two triangles)
Mr. Fussy: Is he well behaved?
(A third rectangle appears to the right of Mr. Strong showing Finnigan drinking out of the toilet)
Mr. Strong: Oh yeah! Totally!
Mr. Fussy: Oh, very well. I'll see you both at seven.
(The part of the split screen featuring Mr. Fussy goes away. Leaving only Finnigan's side of the screen and Mr. Strong's side of the screen)
Mr. Strong: Hey, get cleaned up, Finny!
(Finnigan stops drinking out of the toilet)
Mr. Strong: We're going to a dinner party!
(Finnigan puts all his weight on the toilet and ends up breaking it. Finnigan runs away to both get ready for the dinner party and avoid getting in trouble for breaking the toilet. The scene cuts to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Messy's duplex later that evening. Over at Mr. Fussy's side of the house, Mr. Strong and Finnigan have arrived. Mr. Strong is holding flowers behind his back as he rings the doorbell. The camera cuts to inside Mr. Fussy's house as Mr. Fussy answers the door. Finnigan hops inside followed by Mr. Strong, who is now holding the flowers in front of him)
Mr. Strong: Mr. Fussy, meet Finnigan.
(Mr. Strong gestures over to Finnigan while Mr. Fussy backs away slightly)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
(Mr. Strong remembers the flowers he brought for Mr. Fussy and presents them to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Strong: Oh! Yeah! Uh, these are for you.
(Mr. Fussy reaches for the flowers)
Mr. Fussy: How lovely.
(Finnigan grabs the flowers with his teeth and gallops away with them before Mr. Fussy could take them)
Mr. Fussy: D'oh!
(Mr. Fussy scowls)
Mr. Fussy: Ugh!
(Mr. Fussy and Mr. Strong follow Finnigan towards the living room. Finnigan, somehow, put the flowers in a vase (which is on a table) and is now sniffing them. The camera zooms out to reveal that Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Bounce are also in attendance and are sitting on the couch. Mr. Strong and Mr. Fussy enter the room and Mr. Strong gestures Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful over to Finnigan)
Mr. Strong: Hiya Mr. Bounce, Miss Helpful. This is Finnigan.
Mr. Bounce: Hello, Finnigan!
Miss Helpful: Isn't he adorable?
(Finnigan eats the flowers Mr. Strong brought. Finnigan also eats the vase the flowers were put into)
Finnigan: (gulps)
Mr. Fussy: D'ah!!!
Mr. Strong: Oh, sorry about that, Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Fussy: I'll get the appetizers.
(Mr. Fussy leaves in an angered mood to get the appetizers. Mr. Fussy exists the room as Finnigan continues chewing on the vase and flowers)
Mr. Bounce: Have you trained Finnigan, Mr. Strong?
Mr. Strong: No. But to be honest, I'm not sure how to train a pet.
Miss Helpful: Oh, it's simple.
(Finnigan speed walks over to Mr. Strong, Little Miss Helpful, and Mr. Bounce)
Miss Helpful: You just start by teaching him how to sit.
(Little Miss Helpful directs her attention to Finnigan)
Miss Helpful: Finnigan, sit!
(Finnigan becomes wide-eyed and jumps onto the couch and sits down like a human. Unfortunately, he knocks Mr. Bounce off from the spot he was sitting on and sends him bouncing all over the place)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!! Hee-hee-hee-hee!
(Mr. Fussy returns to the room with a bowl of cucumber ranch dip. Unfortunately, Mr. Bounce lands on Mr. Fussy. While Mr. Bounce does stop bouncing, the cucumber ranch dip ends up on Mr. Fussy's head. Covering it in dip)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Not my cucumber ranch dip!
(Finnigan moves over to Mr. Fussy and starts licking the cucumber ranch dip off Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: Gah! Mr. Strong, would you please tell this beast that I am not his human lollipop!?
(Finnigan stops licking Mr. Fussy. Mr. Bounce is shown rubbing his head with a smile on his face)
Mr. Strong: Uh, I think he likes you.
(Mr. Fussy looks at his watch)
Mr. Fussy: Ah, look at the time!
(Mr. Fussy's watch beeps)
Mr. Fussy: Dinner is served!
(The scene transitions to Mr. Fussy directing everyone to where they are supposed to sit)
Mr. Fussy: You there, Mr. Bounce.
(Mr. Bounce sits down, looks where he is sitting, and realizes something. Mr. Fussy points to a different seat)
Mr. Fussy: You here, Miss Helpful.
(Little Miss Helpful sits down. Mr. Fussy walks over to Mr. Strong and points to the chair Mr. Strong is closest to)
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Strong, sit there.
Mr. Bounce: But my place card says for me to sit..
(Mr. Bounce points to where Little Miss Helpful is sitting)
Mr. Bounce: Here.
(Mr. Fussy moves in between Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful)
Mr. Fussy: No time for formalities!
(Mr. Bounce and Little Miss Helpful frown)
Mr. Fussy: Let's get this dinner over with!
(Mr. Fussy realizes what he said and corrects himself)
Mr. Fussy: D'uh, I mean, on the table. Now, the main course!
(Mr. Fussy lifts the lid off of a plate, revealing a bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: Barbecued bean loaf!
(Finnigan speed walks to the table and puts his feet on one of the edges so it would lean. Everything falls towards Finnigan and crashes onto the floor. Finnigan partially catches the bean loaf with his mouth. Mr. Fussy grabs the other end of the bean loaf to try and save it)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
Mr. Strong: Finnigan must be hungry! He's a growing hippo!
(Finnigan and Mr. Fussy get into a tug-of-war over the bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: (grunts) Those hippo lips will never touch this bean loaf! (grunts)
(Mr. Fussy loses his grip on the bean loaf)
Mr. Fussy: Oh!
(Finnigan eats the bean loaf. Mr. Fussy back into a wall and a crack forms that extends up to the ceiling to a chandelier. The chandelier shakes and falls onto the table and breaks)
Miss Helpful: Anyone wanna get a pizza?
Mr. Strong: Oh, yeah! Sure!
Mr. Bounce: Always!
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Helpful, and Finnigan approach Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Fussy: (moans)
Mr. Strong: Oh hey! We're gonna go get some pizza!
(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Helpful, and Finnigan leave)
Mr. Fussy: Oh-ho!
(Mr. Strong peeks back in to talk to Mr. Fussy)
Mr. Strong: You coming, Mr. Fussy?
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
Mr. Strong: I'll tell you what we'll bring you back a slice!
(Mr. Strong leaves)
Mr. Fussy: (cries)
(Finnigan marches across the screen; chewing up the previous scene to make way for the first bumper behind him. The first bumper shows Mr. Quiet playing fetch with his dog. He throws the bone out of the frame and the dog runs over to fetch it. Someone is heard grabbing the bone with their teeth but it turns out to be Mr. Scatterbrain who returns with the bone instead of Mr. Quiet's pet dog. Mr. Scatterbrain lays the bone at the feet of the baffled Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (panting)
(Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in disbelief. The screen fades to black and a commercial for "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service" begins)
Mr. Tickle: Do you have trouble keeping your kitties clean? Your pooches polished? Or your ferrets fluffy? Then you need "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service!" I'll wash, scrub, and clean every pet guaranteed!
(Mr. Tickle starts singing "Mr. Tickle's Pet Rap")
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Who loves a tickle? Kitty loves a tickle!
Who loves a tickle? Pup loves a tickle!
Parrots, ferrets, and rats named Rob. All love a tickle if I'm doing my job!
Who loves a tickle? Mustard loves a tickle!
Who loves a tickle? Bunko loves a tickle!
Thurston, Petula, and Montague, all love a tickle! How about you?🎶
(A music interlude plays. Various pets are shown followed by various Mr. Men and Little Misses taking care of their pets)
Mr. Tickle: 🎶Who loves a tickle? Finny loves a tickle!
Who loves a tickle? Sluggy loves a tickle!
Owls, chickens, and Bats named Bob, all love a tickle if I'm doing my j-job! 🎶
Mr. Tickle: So call "Mr. Tickle's Pet Grooming Service" the next time your pet needs to be cleaned! Or tickled!
(Mr. Tickle tickles the camera and the screen fades to black. The next scene transitions to Mr. Scatterbrain's house early one morning)
Narrator: It's another morning as usual for Mr. Scatterbrain, that is - until he discovers his pet elephant is missing.
(The camera cuts to Mr. Scatterbrain's kitchen. Mr. Scatterbrain has just walk into the room and touches the toast that is still in the toaster)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Cold toast! Hmm...
(Mr. Scatterbrain picks up his phone and dials a number. Little Miss Giggles answers Mr. Scatterbrain's call at her reception desk on the other end. A split screen forms between the two locations)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Hey there! Dillydale Missing Pet Hotline! How may I help you?
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Scatterbrain's side of the split screen. Causing Little Miss Giggles side of the screen to disappear)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Miss Giggles! I'm calling to report two pieces of cold toast.
(The scene transitions back to Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) That's very nice, Mr. Scatterbrain, but we're the Missing Pet Hotline, not the Cold Toast Hotline! (giggles)
(The scene transitions back to Mr. Scatterbrain)
Miss Giggles (over the phone): (giggles)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I know. But this toast can only mean one thing...my pet elephant, Petula, is missing! Or else she'd be eating the toast right now.
(Mr. Scatterbrain realizes something)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain picks up a jar of strawberry jam)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And the strawberry jam hasn't been touched!
(The split screen between Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Giggles returns)
Miss Giggles: (giggles) Strawberry Jam?! (giggles)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Mr. Scatterbrain drops the strawberry jam)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Mr. Scatterbrain realizes something and becomes confused)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Why are we laughing?
(Little Miss Giggles stops laughing for a moment before bursting into laughter again)
Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles falls out of her chair but picks herself back up)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Miss Giggles: (laughs)
(Little Miss Giggles and her side of the split screen goes away as Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey open the door and walk inside. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are shown to be worried as they've heard about Petula)
Mr. Small: We heard the sad news, Mr. Scatterbrain.
Mr. Scatterbrain: About the cold toast?
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walk over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Unbeknownst to all three of them, Petula the elephant is shown outside walking past the window. But only the viewers see her)
Mr. Small: No, about your missing elephant.
(Mr. Nosey takes out a magnifying glass and starts looking around)
Mr. Small: Miss Giggles sent us right over to help.
(Mr. Small takes out a pencil and a pad of paper. Petula peers through the window)
Mr. Small (overlap): When was the last time you saw your pet elephant?
Petula (from outside)(overlap): (trumpets)
(Petula leaves and Mr. Scatterbrain thinks for a moment)
Mr. Scatterbrain: This morning. Right before breakfast.
(Mr. Small is shown by the refrigerator. Inside, Mr. Nosey is snooping)
Mr. Nosey (from inside the refrigerator): Hmmm...
(Mr. Nosey comes out from inside the fridge with a full mouth and arms full of food)
Mr. Nosey (with his mouth full): No. (smacks his lips) But I found the string cheese...
(Mr. Nosey pulls out three rutabagas from behind his back)
Mr. Nosey (with his mouth full): Three rutabagas!
Mr. Small: Ah, thank you.
(Mr. Small takes a rutabaga)
Mr. Small: Don't mind if I do.
(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Small is holding the rutabaga Mr. Nosey gave him while Mr. Nosey discusses an idea to Mr. Small and Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Nosey: If Petula is anywhere in the house,
(Mr. Nosey takes out a contraption called "The Listen-o-Phone")
Mr. Nosey: I'll hear her...
(Mr. Nosey puts on his Listen-o-Phone)
Mr. Nosey: With my Listen-o-Phone!
(The camera zooms out to show the schematics of Mr. Scatterbrain's house while Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey are inside. Mr. Nosey adjusts his Listen-o-Phone and sound waves come out of it. The Listen-o-Phone soon detects an elephant-shaped creature in the basement)
Mr. Nosey: A-ha! She's in the basement!
(Mr. Nosey takes off his Listen-o-Phone and he, Mr. Small, and Mr. Scatterbrain head downstairs into the basement)
Mr. Nosey: Oh!
(Mr. Nosey puts his Listen-o-Phone back on)
Mr. Nosey: I hear her!
(The camera cuts to a shape in the dark)
Unknown Creature: (brays)
(The lights turn on to reveal three penguins; with one of the penguins being the one to turn on the lights)
Penguin #1 (Mo): (squawks)
Penguin #2 (Flo): (squawks)
Penguin #3 (Bo): (squawks)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are shown disappointed by their failure)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! (chuckles) That's just Mo, Flo, and Bo!
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey start heading towards the staircase)
Mr. Nosey: Gee, Mr. Small.
(Mr. Nosey takes off his Listen-o-Phone and he and Mr. Small follow Mr. Scatterbrain up the staircase)
Mr. Nosey: I guess we're not very good pet detectives.
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey make their way upstairs)
Mr. Small: There, there, Nose. You're a brilliant pet detective!
(Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey reach the top of the staircase and return to the main floor)
Mr. Scatterbrain: After all, you found Mo, Flo, and Bo!
Mr. Nosey: Mmmm....were they missing?
Mr. Scatterbrain: No.
(Outside through the window, Petula is shown to have returned)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But you found them anyway!
(Petula heads inside)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Still, I'm going to miss Petula.
(Petula uses her long trunk to give Mr. Scatterbrain a tissue. Oblivious to the fact that Petula has returned, Mr. Scatterbrain accepts the tissue and blows his nose into it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Thank you.
Mr. Nosey: Eeh, for what?
Mr. Scatterbrain: The tissue!
(Petula walks behind Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey holding a carton of orange juice in her trunk)
Petula: (trumpets)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey turn around and see Petula)
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy! An elephant!
Mr. Scatterbrain: And it's Petula!
(Mr. Scatterbrain tries to kiss Petula but Petula squeezes the carton of orange juice so tightly that the orange juice squirts out all over Mr. Scatterbrain. This leads to Mr. Scatterbrain to remember why Petula left)
Mr. Scatterbrain: That's right! I sent you to get orange juice. Well, all that matters...
(Mr. Scatterbrain hugs Petula by her trunk)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Is that Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small found you! (chuckles) And now, we can have a nice big breakfast!
(Petula, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey join Mo, Flo, and Bo at the table for a breakfast of toast. Mr. Small prepares to eat his slice of toast when Mr. Nosey stops him)
Mr. Nosey: Uh, should we tell Mr. Scatterbrain we really didn't find his pet elephant?
Mr. Small: Let's just enjoy our breakfast and call this case closed, Nose. Case closed.
(Mr. Nosey smiles and Mr. Small prepares to enjoy his toast. The scene fades to the next bumper. Mr. Quiet is playing fetch with his dog. He throws the bone out of the frame and the dog runs over to fetch it. The dog is heard grabbing the bone with their teeth but it's not the bone Mr. Quiet originally threw. In fact, the dog returns with an entire T-Rex skeleton! Mr. Quiet's dog lays the skeleton at the feet of the baffled Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet looks at the viewers in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the next scene begins. The scene begins with the logo for the Dillydale Goat Show enlarging and zooming into the frame)
Goat (voiceover): (bleats)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Welcome to the 130th annual
(The logo moves out of the frame. The viewers see the setting for the Goat Show. Mr. Happy is in the center of the ring; Mr. Rude, Little Miss Scary, and Little Miss Sunshine are seated at the judges stand; and Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Curious, Mr. Funny, Mr. Strong, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox are seated in the bleachers watching the show)
Mr. Happy: "Dillydale Goat Show!"
Audience: (cheers)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy points to the judges, who are offscreen)
Mr. Happy: Meet our judges!
(The camera cuts over to the judges table and pans towards Little Miss Sunshine)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Miss Sunshine,
(Little Miss Sunshine waves a small flag with a goat embroidered on it. The camera pans to Little Miss Scary)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Miss Scary,
(Little Miss Scary puts a white sheet with eyeholes over her head)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): And finally,
(The camera pans to Mr. Rude, who is wearing a black top hat)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mr. Rude!
Mr. Rude: (blows a raspberry)
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy! Let's start the show. We have three contestants for this year's, "Best Goat".
(Mr. Happy points to the left)
Mr. Happy: And first out...
(The camera zooms out and Mr. Quiet walks out with a small purple goat)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Quiet and his goat, Trixie!
(The audience claps)
Audience: (cheers)
(Mr. Quiet shows the audience Trixie. Trixie starts completing the course by walking through the tunnel made out of half of a barrel)
Trixie (from inside the tunnel): (bleats)
(Trixie walks out of the tunnel)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Trixie is doing very well!
(Trixie hops up and down the pyramid made out of bales of hay)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): She's a fast, confident, and perky little goat!
(Trixie starts playing the piano. Mr. Happy walks over to Trixie and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet is startled by Mr. Happy's arrival)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Fantastic!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Sunshine)
Miss Sunshine: I don't mean to show favorites, but she's my favorite goat ever! I love her! Love her, love her, love her!
(Trixie stops playing the piano and the camera pans over to Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: I don't know how you can tell goats apart.
(Mr. Rude holds his nose)
Mr. Rude: Except by the smell.
(Little Miss Scary realizes something)
Miss Scary (from under the sheet): Goat show?! I thought I was hosting the annual "Dillydale GHOST show!?"
(Little Miss Scary takes off the sheet)
Miss Scary: There's nothing scary about goats!
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: (laughs) Well,
(Mr. Happy gestures to the next contestant)
Mr. Happy: Let's see our next finalists, Mr. Lazy and Waylon!
(The audience claps and the camera cuts over to Mr. Lazy and a small orange goat wearing a green hat identical to Mr. Lazy's. Mr. Lazy starts pushing Waylon so he can do the course but Waylon doesn't budge)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Oh! This is a first!
(Mr. Lazy continues pushing Waylon effortlessly but to no avail)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): We have a goat who refuses...
(Waylon kicks Mr. Lazy away with his hind legs. Waylon starts eating grass)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): To do the course!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: And Mr. Lazy...oh...appears to be giving up.
(Mr. Lazy is shown sleeping on one of the haybales that make up the pyramid)
Mr. Lazy: (snoring)
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Happy)
Mr. Happy: And for our last contestant, Miss Magic and her goat...Nutmeg!!
(Little Miss Magic appears in a cloud of magic smoke holding a leash that appears to be tethered to an invisible animal)
Miss Magic: Oh!
Audience (offscreen): (cheering)
Miss Magic: (coughs)
(Mr. Happy rushes over to Little Miss Magic)
Mr. Happy: Oh, Miss Magic. I'm afraid with no goat, we'll have to disqualify you.
(Little Miss Magic takes out her wand)
Miss Magic: Oh, she's here. She's just invisible.
(Little Miss Magic lets go of the leash to prove that Nutmeg is invisible. Little Miss Magic waves a few sparkles over Nutmeg as she trots a few paces. Then Little Miss Magic waves her wand to cast a spell)
Miss Magic: Ribbit-tee rock, and ribbit-tee roat, show this crowd my little pet goat!
(Little Miss Magic uses her magic to make Nutmeg appear but ends up turning her into a chicken by accident)
Nutmeg: (clucks)
(The audience claps)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Nutmeg: (clucks)
Mr. Happy: Very nice but...eh...still not a goat.
(Little Miss Magic gets another idea for a spell. The camera zooms out as Little Miss Magic prepares to cast her second spell)
Miss Magic: Diggle-dee-dog and diggle-dee-dicken, bring on a goat, not a chicken!
(Little Miss Magic turns Nutmeg into a dragon)
Nutmeg: (growls)
Miss Scary: We have a winner!
Mr. Happy: Hold on Miss Scary! That's a dragon, not a goat!
Nutmeg: (bleats)
(Nutmeg flaps her wings)
Miss Magic: Alright, uh...
Nutmeg: (bleats)
Miss Magic: Let me try again!
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Za-da-dee!
(Little Miss Magic turns Nutmeg into a teal-colored goat)
Nutmeg: (bleats)
Audience (offscreen): (cheers)
Miss Magic: Isn't it amazing!?
Mr. Happy (in a cooing voice): Why hello there, Nutmeg!
Mr. Happy (in his normal voice): Show us what this goat of yours can do, Miss Magic!
(Little Miss Magic taps Nutmeg with her wand and wings appear on Nutmeg's back. Both Nutmeg and Little Miss Magic take flight and the audience claps in excitement)
Audience: (cheers)
(Nutmeg and Little Miss Magic turn around and Nutmeg starts breathing fire)
Audience: (screams)
(The whole audience flees the scene)
Miss Magic: (chuckles) Oh! She's really good at this, isn't she?
(Nutmeg continues to breathe fire)
Nutmeg: (bleats)
(Nutmeg burns Mr. Rude's hat into a beret)
Mr. Rude: I want that goat arrested!
Miss Sunshine: But the Goat Show has been ruined!
Miss Scary: Are you kidding!? This is great!
Mr. Rude: I am clearly in the company of imbeciles.
(Mr. Rude leaves. Mr. Happy addresses the viewers as Little Miss Magic and Nutmeg soar through the air while Nutmeg continues to breathe fire)
Audience (offscreen): (screams)
Mr. Happy: Ladies and gentlemen, the crowd here is going wild! In 130 years, never has a goat breathe fire like a dragon! I think we better declare a winner and get out of here!
(Mr. Happy runs over to Mr. Quiet and Trixie with the 1st place trophy in his hands. Mr. Quiet is stunned by the revelation)
Mr. Happy: I declare Mr. Quiet...
(Mr. Happy hands Mr. Quiet the trophy. Mr. Quiet smiles)
Mr. Happy: And Trixie the winner!
(One person is heard clapping offscreen)
Mr. Happy: Why she's the best little goat in Dillydale! (laughs)
(Nutmeg is heard breathing fire above Mr. Happy, Trixie, and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Happy and Trixie flee as Nutmeg's fire breath is shown going across the screen. The fire ends up burning Mr. Quiet's trophy, reducing it to ash. Much to Mr. Quiet's disbelief and disappointment. The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown playing fetch with his dog. Mr. Quiet throws a dog bone as far as he can and the dog goes to fetch it. While the dog fetches the bone, a vulture picks Mr. Quiet up off the ground and carries him away)
Vulture: (caws)
(Mr. Quiet's dog returns with the bone afterwards to see that he has vanished. Much to the dog's confusion. The screen fades to black and the ending scene begins with Mr. Strong teaching Finnigan how to jump through a hoop)
Narrator: You see, pets are a very important...
(Finnigan tries to jump through the hoop but lands on the bottom of it. Mr. Strong smiles at his pet for giving the trick a good try)
Narrator: Part of our world.
(A photograph appears on the screen showing Mr. Happy with his pug, Mr. Messy with his cat, Little Miss Chatterbox with Featherhead, and Little Miss Whoops with her ferret that she accidentally shaved)
Narrator: What would our lives be like without them? So if the time comes to get the pet of your own.
(The camera zooms out and Little Miss Magic and Nutmeg fly across the screen to the right. Nutmeg is still breathing fire)
Narrator: Do make sure that it's not the fire-breathing kind!
(Nutmeg burns the photo of everyone and their pets and flies off with Little Miss Magic as the screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)