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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big sea-foam green screen comes up with "Physical" written on it with a jump rope, a barbell, and who created the episode underneath)

(The episode begins with Mr. Small helping Mr. Nosey doing sit-ups. However, Mr. Nosey is unsuccessful at doing sit-ups)

Narrator: Ah, physical activity.

(The camera pans to Mr. Tickle and Mr. Nervous, doing aerobics with one of Mr. Tickle's arms tickling Mr. Nervous in the process)

Narrator: There's no end to the types of exercise enjoyed by the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale.

(The camera pans to Mr. Noisy shouting through his megaphone as Little Miss Calamity does jumping jacks)

Narrator: Everyone in Dillydale partakes in some form of exercise.

(The scene cuts to a mobile home as inside, Mr. Lazy is doing his favorite form of exercise -- channel surfing!)

Mr. Lazy: One and two and three and four...

(Mr. Lazy gets tired out and stops changing channels)

Mr. Lazy: Phew! That was exhausting.

(The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place at a fitness center. Inside, Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox are exercising)

Miss Chatterbox: I just love aerobics class! I've tried other ways to exercise too, running, swimming, competitive shopping, but this class is the most fun of all!

Mr. Tickle: Couldn't agree more!

(Mr. Lazy walks into the gym carrying a purple gym tote bag)

Mr. Lazy: Hello, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Tickle.

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Lazy!

(Mr. Lazy puts a drink on a yellow table)

Mr. Lazy: Are you ready to sweat?

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: We certainly are!

Mr. Lazy: Well that's what sets us apart. Okay, let's do it.

(Mr. Lazy puts the stylus on the record player and the music starts and Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox start dancing)

Singer on the Record: 🎵Everybody's got to keep on moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Feel the burn!

Mr. Tickle: Woah!

Singer on the Record: 🎵Reach the stars! Try to keep your feet moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: Oh!

(Mr. Lazy sits on a pink chair and sips his drink)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Oh yeah!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jumps but Mr. Tickle misses her as he stretches his arms)

Singer on the Record: 🎵There's nothing better than exercise🎵

(The scene cuts to Mr. Lazy. He raises his finger up and down)

Mr. Messy (on the record): Shazam!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle kick and put their hands down)

Mr. Messy (on the record): That's what I'm talking about!

(Mr. Lazy puts his drink down and the record player speeds up the class)

Mr. Messy (on the record): Oh! Shake it! Oh! Feel the burn!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jumps again and then Mr. Tickle misses her again as he stretches his arms)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh!

Mr. Tickle: Woah! Woah! Woah!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle kick and put their hands down again)

Singer on the Record: 🎵Everybody's got to keep on moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox: Yeah! Now!

Singer on the Record: 🎵Reach the stars! Try to keep your feet moving!🎵

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle start dancing upside-down by dancing on their hands)

Miss Chatterbox: Gotta keep moving!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle dance so crazy and the record plays so fast that it breaks apart. The record flies away and Mr. Lazy's drink falls. Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox fall down.)

Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Stopping so soon?

Mr. Lazy: I'm disappointed in you people. See you next week.

(Mr. Lazy walks away with his bag.)

Miss Chatterbox: But...we were just getting started! What fun is that?

Mr. Tickle: Not as much fun as a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown struggling to lift a heavy medicine ball. Mr. Quiet manages to succeed and throws the medicine ball to Mr. Strong. Mr. Quiet prepares to catch the ball when Mr. Strong prepares to throw the ball back. Mr. Strong throws the ball)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(Mr. Strong throws the ball with so much strength that Mr. Quiet is pushed through a wall due to the amount of force. In fact, Mr. Quiet is heard going through multiple walls offscreen. When Mr. Strong sees this, he turns to the viewers and scratches his head in confusion)

Mr. Strong: Huh.

(The next scene takes places on a ski slope)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): I...I...I don't think I'm cut out for this whole skiing idea, Miss Helpful.

(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful riding the ski lift to the top of the slope)

Miss Helpful: Oh there's nothing to worry about, Mr. Bump. It's so simple!

Mr. Bump: It's the simple things that I find most dangerous.

Miss Helpful: You're so funny!

Mr. Bump: That wasn't a joke.

(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful reach the top of the ski slope. Both of them get of the ski lift. Little Miss Helpful skis away from the chair but the chair knocks Mr. Bump to the ground.)

Miss Helpful: Aah.

Mr. Bump: Oof.

(Little Miss Helpful remembers something)

Miss Helpful: Oh! Remember to ski away from the chair, or else it'll knock you down.

(Mr. Bump blinks twice)

Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful!

(The scene cuts to Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Bump standing by the edge of the slope. Mr. Bump is shown facing away from the edge as he listens to Little Miss Helpful's instructions)

Miss Helpful: Now, it's important to keep your feet bent and your knees apart.

Mr. Bump: Hmm? Hmmm.

(Mr. Bump tries to do what Little Miss Helpful instructed. Little Miss Helpful has a second thought regarding what she said)

Miss Helpful: Or is it your knees bent and your feet apart?

(Mr. Bump starts sliding towards the edge)

Miss Helpful: Oh, whatever!

Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah! Woah!

(Mr. Bump slides off the edge of the slope and starts skiing down the mountain backwards)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (screaming)

Miss Helpful (overlap): Just keep everything apart and bent!

(Mr. Bump is shown struggling to avoid the ski flags as he skis backwards. He is also struggling to keep his balance as he skis)

Mr. Bump: Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh! ! Ow! Ow!

(Mr. Bump skis past a sign with symbols that say "Danger, stop! Do not go that way!"

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ow! Mmm! Oh!

(Mr. Bump is shown approaching the edge of a cliff)

Mr. Bump: Ow! Oh!

(Mr. Bump ski jumps off the edge of the cliff)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Whee!

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts back to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground only more zoomed in)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts back to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground only more zoomed in)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. Little Miss Helpful reaches the bottom of the slope. A snowball suddenly rolls down the slop past Little Miss Helpful. The snowball hits a tree and falls apart. Inside the snowball is revealed to be Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump's skiing equipment is sent flying and lands scattered on the ground. Mr. Bump is shown in a daze with stars circling over his head as a result of his failed attempt at skiing)

Mr. Bump: (moaning)

Miss Helpful: There you are! Come on! We can try the expert slope next!

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to a bumper without the usual bumper music. The bumper features Little Miss Calamity and Mr. Strong jogging on treadmills. Little Miss Calamity appears to be working hard at her calm pace while Mr. Strong is shown to be confident and cocky as he jogs. Not feeling like he's pushing himself hard enough, Mr. Strong presses a button on his treadmill and speeds up a bit. Not wanting to be outdone as well as a desire to be just as good as Mr. Strong, Little Miss Calamity also presses a button on her treadmill and speeds up. Little Miss Calamity starts becoming more confident as she picks up the pace. Seeing Little Miss Calamity run faster than him and wanting to prove himself as the faster runner, Mr. Strong presses the button on his treadmill again and speeds up even more. This results in Mr. Strong running at a faster speed. Little Miss Calamity notices how fast Mr. Strong is running now and becomes jealous. Little Miss Calamity pushes the button on her treadmill again and runs even faster. Close-ups of Mr. Strong and Little Miss Calamity show that each one wants to outdo the other and their physical activity becomes a competition. Both Mr. Strong and Little Miss Calamity keep on pressing the buttons on their treadmill to increase their speed. This continues until Little Miss Calamity can no longer keep up with the speed of her treadmill and is shot back due to the treadmill being too fast for her. Little Miss Calamity is heard crashing into something offscreen and Mr. Strong becomes worried about Little Miss Calamity. Mr. Small appears and calls Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. A dance video starring Mr. Pernickety plays)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): 🎵Dance!🎵

(After the dance video, the next scene begins. The scene takes place at a stadium where an Olympic-like sporting event is being held)

Audience (offscreen): (cheering)

(Inside the stadium, several unseen Mr. Men and Little Misses are shown taking pictures. On the ground, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous are ready to judge the event and the contestants are lined up to have a go at the gymnast rings. Mr. Scatterbrain is first and walks over to the rings)

Little Miss Calamity (voiceover): Here's Mr. Scatterbrain!

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls on the rings as hard as he could but he ends up spinning around and winds up tangled up in them)

Audience (offscreen): Aww!

(Mr. Scatterbrain's performance results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each giving him a frown face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Little Miss Daredevil walking over to the rings.)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Introducing...Miss Daredevil!

Audience (offscreen): (cheers)

(Little Miss Daredevil ignites her rocket boots and takes off, missing the rings entirely. This results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each give her a frown face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Bounce walking over to the rings.)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): And Mr. Bounce!

(Mr. Bounce pulls on the rings but he is launched and is sent on a bouncing frenzy)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces by Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous)

Audience (offscreen): (laughs)

(Despite the amusing moment, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each still give Mr. Bounce a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts back to the rings. Mr. Small is next but he cannot reach the rings due to them being too high for him. Even when he jumps up to reach them)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Mr. Small!

(Mr. Small's lack of effort results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each giving him a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Lazy walking over to the rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Next up...Mr. Lazy!

(Mr. Lazy just shrugs his shoulders)

Mr. Lazy: (sighs)

(Mr. Lazy's lack of effort results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each giving him a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops speed walking over to the rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Oh! There's Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops trips as she makes her way to the still rings. This results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety, and Mr. Nervous each giving her a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Strong over at the still rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): And finally, Mr. Strong!

(Mr. Strong pulls on the rings and ends up destroying the bar with his incredible strength)

Mr. Strong: Grrr!

Audience (offscreen): (gasps)

(Mr. Quiet, Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Nervous are left speechless and each give him a smiley face. The scene fades into the next bumper. Little Miss Helpful is shown bouncing on a trampoline. Mr. Strong joins in, but he breaks the trampoline causing him to sink to the floor and send Little Miss Helpful through the ceiling. The scene fades to Mr. Bounce playing Tetherball. He attempts to hit the ball be he is sent bouncing back when the ball hits him. He comes back with suction cup shoes in hopes that he'll stick to the ground he hits the ball, but that fails. Then he comes back wearing heavier shoes made of metal (from knights of shining armor). He hopes that they'll help him stop bouncing when. he hits the ball but that fails too. Then he comes back wearing very heavy giant sized shoes. He attempts to hit the ball one more time but he's sent flying far far away)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce eventually lands in a hole at a miniature golf course where Mr. Rude and Little Miss Scary are playing a friendly game. Mr. Rude and Little Miss Scary are not pleased with Mr. Bounce's interference. Sparse applause is heard in the background)

Mr. Noisy (offscreen): It looks like we have a hole in one! Congratulations, Mr. Bounce!

Mr. Bounce: Hooray!

(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong weightlifting with Mr. Bump. Mr. Strong lifts the weightlifter and then gestures Mr. Bump to try. Mr. Bump tries to lift the weightlifter, and then Mr. Strong does it for Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump successfully lifts the weightlifter, but then falls to the floor. A plethora of Little Miss Sunshine's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starring Little Miss Chatterbox plays)

Mr. Messy (voiceover): Dance! Dance! Dance! Come on everybody! Dance! Dance! Dance!

(After the dance video, the screen fades to black and the next scene begins. The scene begins on the set of "Good Morning Dillydale". Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting behind their desk. On the video monitor is a still of two unknown identical Mr. Men running with the one in the back passing a baton to the one in the front)

Mr. Happy: Good Morning, Dillydale! I'm Mr. Happy...

(Mr. Happy gestures towards Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine waves to the viewers)

Mr. Happy: Here with Miss Sunshine for the fourth annual "Dillydale Relay Race!"

(Mr. Happy turns towards Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Happy: Looks like perfect weather don't you think so, Miss Sunshine?

Miss Sunshine: We couldn't ask for a better day, Mr. Happy! Well, technically we could ask for a better day. But whether we get it or not is another matter.

(Mr. Happy turns towards the viewers)

Mr. Happy: Let's meet our two teams racing in today's event!

(The scene transitions to show the four members of Team Orange. Team Orange is revealed to consist of Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Persnickety. Each team member is in a different orange square)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Racing for Team Orange is...

(The border of Little Miss Daredevil's square flashes and Little Miss Daredevil blinks)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Miss Daredevil,

(The border of Mr. Strong's square flashes and Mr. Strong flexes his muscles)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Mr. Strong,

(The border of Little Miss Scary's square flashes and Little Miss Scary looks around eagerly)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Miss Scary, and

(The border of Mr. Persnickety's square flashes and Mr. Pernickety wiggles his mustache)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Mr. Pernickety.

(The scene transitions to show the four members of Team Blue. Team Blue is revealed to consist of Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Scatterbrain. Each team member is in a different blue square. Note: Little Miss Whoops has a plaster on her arm)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And running for Team Blue is...

(The border of Mr. Grumpy's square flashes and Mr. Grumpy scowls)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Mr. Grumpy,

Mr. Grumpy: Hmph!

(The border of Little Miss Whoops' square flashes and Little Miss Whoops falls over)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Miss Whoops,

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The border of Mr. Quiet's square flashes and Mr. Quiet waves hello to the viewers. Meanwhile, Mr. Scatterbrain leaves his square)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Quiet, and

(The border of Mr. Scatterbrain's square flashes and Mr. Scatterbrain appears upside down in Mr. Grumpy's square. This results in Mr. Grumpy giving Mr. Scatterbrain a confused glare)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Scatterbrain.

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine in the "Good Morning Dillydale" studio)

Miss Sunshine: As you know, a member of each team will run through Dillydale carrying a baton.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine each take out a baton. The batons give off a glimmer of light when presented. The camera zooms out to show the TV monitor)

Miss Sunshine: Which will be passed to another teammate throughout the race!

(The monitor fades to live footage of the relay race. Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy are shown positioning themselves at the starting line, ready to start the race for their teams)

Mr. Happy: And it now looks like our runners are ready to begin.

(The scene cuts to the live footage of the race. On the sidelines, Mr. Nervous is shown to be holding an airhorn, but he is scared to push the button that activates it. To solve the problem, Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)

(Mr. Nervous blows the airhorn in response to the shock of being tickled. Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy leave the starting line and start the race)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And there they go!

(Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy are shown running side-by-side)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Oh! Daredevil and Grumpy are neck and neck!

(Mr. Grumpy runs face first into a tree branch. Mr. Grumpy is knocked to the ground, allowing Little Miss Daredevil to take the lead for Team Orange)

Mr. Grumpy: Oof!

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh dear!

(Little Miss Whoops runs over to Mr. Grumpy)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Looks like Mr. Grumpy has had a setback!

(Little Miss Whoops takes the baton from Mr. Grumpy but drops it as she runs off)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops runs back and picks back up the baton before running off with it)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And there goes Miss Whoops, back on track!

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Strong. Mr. Strong is ready to grab the baton from Little Miss Daredevil and run his part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Team Orange, up ahead! Mr. Strong awaits his baton.

(Little Miss Daredevil flies over and passes the baton to Mr. Strong)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And here's Miss Daredevil.

(Mr. Strong runs off with the baton and begins his part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Who is a strong competitor here today.

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Whoops. As she runs, Little Miss Whoops cannot seem to hold her baton)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Oh wait! Wait!

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Looks like...we have a fumble!

(The camera cuts back to the studio where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are watching Little Miss Whoops struggle to get a grip on her baton)

Miss Sunshine (overlap): Miss Whoops is all thumbs today!

Miss Whoops (overlap)(on the monitor): Whoops! Whoops! Whoops!

(The camera cuts back to the race and shows Little Miss Scary ready to grab the baton from Mr. Strong and run her part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Strong approaches Miss Scary...

(Mr. Strong arrives with the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): For Team Orange and...

(Mr. Strong passes the baton to Little Miss Scary, but as he does, turns the baton into a pretzel shape. As Little Miss Scary starts running, she realizes this and stops in her tracks)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Uh oh!

(The camera zooms in on the mangled-up baton)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh! Mr. Strong sure did mangle his baton!

(Mr. Strong is shown flexing his muscles)

Mr. Strong: Hrrraahh!!

(Mr. Strong kisses his muscles. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary resumes her running and properly begins her part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Well, that's a first!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is ready to grab the baton from Little Miss Whoops and run his part of the relay for Team Blue)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops runs into the frame still unable to get a hold of the baton)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Back with Team Blue, Miss Whoops finally hands off to...

(Little Miss Whoops clumsily passes the baton to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): Huh?

(Mr. Scatterbrain catches the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Mr. Scatterbrain!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs off with the baton and begins his part of the relay for Team Blue. Little Miss Whoops looks at the camera and gives the same pose she did in her square during the team introductions)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown running at a ridiculously fast speed with his eyes closed)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And wow! Look at Scatterbrain go!

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): I've never seen his feet move so fast!

(Mr. Scatterbrain catches up with Little Miss Scary. Much to Little Miss Scary's surprise)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And now he's neck-and-neck with Miss Scary!

(Little Miss Scary, not wanting Team Orange to win, gets a cheeky idea. Little Miss Scary puts on her blue animal monster mask and Mr. Scatterbrain looks at Little Miss Scary)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh! Now I really can't bear to look!

(Mr. Scatterbrain performs the delayed reaction take upon seeing Little Miss Scary)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (screams)

(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around in fear and begins running in the opposite direction)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And apparently, neither can Mr. Scatterbrain, who now appears to be going IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!!

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): (gasps)

(The camera cuts back to the studio)

Miss Sunshine: Oh, what an upset!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs all the way back to Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Whoops turns Mr. Scatterbrain back around and Mr. Scatterbrain runs off in the right direction. Little Miss Whoops gives a blank stare to the viewers)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh, he's going the right way now!

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary handing the baton to Mr. Pernickety. Mr. Pernickety takes the baton with his fingertips and continues the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Up ahead, Scary passes to Mr. Pernickety.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Scatterbrain as he runs for Team Blue with the baton in his hand)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And back with Team Blue-

(Mr. Scatterbrain trips over a rock and drops the baton in a bunch of bushes. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown in a daze as stars circle his head)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh dear! Mr. Scatterbrain has lost his baton!

(The camera cuts back to the studio)

Mr. Happy: Oh no! If Team Blue doesn't find that baton...

(The camera cuts back to the race. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown digging through the bushes trying to find the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): It looks like...

(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs a skunk by the tail and pulls it out of the bushes, mistaking it for the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): They may be our losers here today!

(The camera pans over to Mr. Pernickety as he continues the last part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Back with Team Orange, Pernickety's looking good.

(The camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Scatterbrain running behind Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Scatterbrain is holding the skunk by their tail instead of the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): What's this? What is this?! I can't believe it! Mr. Scatterbrain is back in the race!

(Mr. Pernickety looks behind himself and sees the skunk in Mr. Scatterbrain's hand)

Mr. Pernickety: (cries)

(Mr. Pernickety runs even faster than before to get away from the skunk. The camera cuts over to Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet is ready to grab the baton (unbeknownst to him is now a skunk) from Mr. Scatterbrain and run his part of the relay for Team Blue)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Up ahead, Mr. Quiet awaits Mr. Scatterbrain's hand off!

(Mr. Pernickety runs past Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Pernickety: The stink.

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): It's horrid!

(Mr. Scatterbrain hands Mr. Quiet the skunk and Mr. Quiet runs off to complete the race for Team Blue. Mr. Scatterbrain wipes some sweat off his forehead in relief)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Phew! (chuckles)

(Mr. Quiet realizes that he was given a skunk instead of the baton and is both disgusted and scared)

Mr. Quiet: Nyah! Oh! Oh!

(Mr. Quiet speeds up and passes Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Quiet: No! No! No! No! No!

(Mr. Quiet is shown to have gained a huge lead over Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And WOW! It looks like we may have a winner, folks!

(The skunk sprays Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh! (gags)

(Mr. Quiet approaches the finish line but loses speed due to getting distracted by the skunk's spray)

Mr. Quiet: (gags and coughs)

(Mr. Quiet collapses just mere inches from the finish line. Mr. Pernickety comes up from behind and crosses the finish line. Securing the win for Team Orange. Mr. Quiet just looks at Mr. Pernickety in both defeat and surprise)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And it's..it's...Mr. Pernickety for Team Orange!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine in the studio)

Mr. Happy: Ha-ha-ha! Well, what do you think of that, Miss Sunshine!

Miss Sunshine: Hooray for everybody!

(The scene cuts back to an upset Blue Team)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! That's the last time I race with Scatterbrain on my team!

(The skunk sprays Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy is disgusted and the screen zooms out to show the events on a monitor at the Good Morning Dillydale studio)

Miss Sunshine: Goodness! That team lost by a nose!

Mr. Happy: More like a tail, Miss Sunshine!

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Bump succeeding in lifting the 500lb weightlifter only to fall through the floor and Mr. Small helping Mr. Nosey do some sit-ups)

Narrator: Another day of exercise draws to a close in Dillydale.

(Mr. Strong is shown destroying the bar holding the gymnast rings with his incredible strength. Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle are shown dancing to the fitness music on the record player)

Narrator: So the next time you're...

(Mr. Bounce is shown playing tetherball. Upon hitting the tetherball, the ball swings back and hits Mr. Bounce. Causing him to bounce away)

Narrator: Looking to work a muscle or two...

(Little Miss Calamity is shown running on the treadmill)

Narrator: Don't hesitate to give it a try!

(Little Miss Calamity is shot back due to the treadmill being too fast for her. She is heard crashing into something offscreen. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]

(The next scene shows Mr. Nervous as a brave knight trying to slay a dragon so he can get inside a castle. He points his sword at the dragon while shivering)

Mr. Nervous: "I'm not afraid of you, dragon, not one bit!" (laughs nervously)

(The dragon breathes fire at Mr. Nervous' sword. Mr. Nervous runs away and drops the sword in fear)

Mr. Nervous: "Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I just want to safely get inside the castle!"

(The dragon look as the viewers)

Mr. Nervous: "I know you're only doing your job, but-"

(The dragon burns Mr. Nervous' shoes)

Mr. Nervous: "Hey you! Those were new shoes!"

Dragon (offscreen): (roars)

Mr. Nervous: "Eek! I'm sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"

(The daydream sequence ends to reveal that Mr. Nervous is playing miniature golf with Little Miss Scary and Mr. Rude)

Miss Scary: "Come on, Mr. Nervous! Just hit the ball! Some of us want to play miniature golf too, you know!"

Mr. Nervous: Oh! It takes time to concentrate! (whimpers)

(Mr. Nervous shakes as he positions himself to hit the golf ball. Mr. Nervous looks up to see the dragon statue)

Dragon Sound Effect: (roars)

(Mr. Nervous drops his golf club and jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: (screams) N-n-n-no!

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Rude: "That guy is soft as a marshmallow!"

(The screen fades to black and next bumper plays. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce doing Taekwondo. They both bow, and then Mr. Strong stomps his feet. He jumps onto and squashes Mr. Bounce, but then Mr. Bounce bounces Mr. Strong away, and Mr. Strong crashes into something offscreen. Mr. Bounce bows again. The screen cuts to black)

US Dub[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Orange and round Mr. Tickle stretches his arms and tickles pink pigtailed Little Miss Helpful, knocking over brown haired rectangular white shoe clad orange Little Miss Calamity on top of Little Miss Helpful, over red and round Mr. Noisy giving blue and rectangular Mr. Grumpy a headache, silencing baby blue egg shaped Mr. Quiet and tickling red triangular belt clad Mr. Strong who was lifting weights. Before tickling red Little Miss Scary, she puts on a blue monster mask to scare Mr. Tickle’s arms away, as well as scaring purple, egg shaped bespectacled Mr. Jelly. Mr. Tickle’s arms drop the trash can lid of disheveled Mr. Messy forcing green bespectacled bow tie clad Mr. Fussy to sweep the mess away with his duster and bounces away bright yellow Mr. Bounce who was walking to blonde haired and magenta Little Miss Chatterbox, opens a mailbox to reveal magenta pear shaped Mr. Scatterbrain to light green bean shaped Mr. Nosy and orange egg shaped Mr. Small, underneath light green human shaped newsboy hat clad Mr. Lazy’s hammock, the Good Morning America-style news desk where yellow Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine sit behind, past purple Mr. Stubborn who turns his back on red rounded triangular Mr. Rude who razzes at Mr. Tickle’s arms, as purple pigtailed Little Miss Naughty giggles mischievously, while yellow red haired Little Miss Daredevil clad in a motorcycle flies past a jet where blue bespectacled Little Miss Whoops, who sports a pink bow, fastens a parachute on the bandaged Mr. Bump on board. Mr. Tickle tickles Miss Whoops, and in doing so, she drops Mr. Bump and he falls flat on the screen. The camera pulls away revealing Mr. Bump fell in the main title.)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big sea-foam green screen comes up with "Physical" written on it with a jump rope, a barbell, and the creators of the episode underneath. The episode begins with Mr. Small is helping Mr. Nosey do sit-ups. However, Mr. Nosy is unsuccessful at doing sit-ups)

Mr. Nosey: (grunts)

Narrator: Ah, physical activity.

(The camera pans to Mr. Tickle and Mr. Jelly doing aerobics with one of Mr. Tickle's arms tickling Mr. Jelly in the process)

Narrator: There's no end to the types of exercise enjoyed by the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale.

(The camera pans to Mr. Noisy shouting through a megaphone as Little Miss Calamity does jumping jacks)

Narrator: Everyone in Dillydale partakes in some form of exercise...

(The scene cuts to a mobile home as inside, Mr. Lazy is doing his favorite form of exercise -- channel surfing!)

Mr. Lazy: One and two and three and four...

(Mr. Lazy gets tired out)

Mr. Lazy: Phew! That was exhausting.

(The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place at a fitness center. Inside, Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox are exercising)

Miss Chatterbox: I just love aerobics class! I've tried other ways to exercise too, running, swimming, competitive shopping, but this class is the most fun of all!

Mr. Tickle: Couldn't agree more!

(Mr. Lazy walks into the gym carrying a purple gym tote bag)

Mr. Lazy: Hey, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Tickle.

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: Hello, Mr. Lazy!

(Mr. Lazy puts a drink on a yellow table)

Mr. Lazy: Are you ready to sweat?

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: We certainly are!

Mr. Lazy: Well that's what sets us apart. Okay, let's do it

(Mr. Lazy puts the stylus on the record player and the music starts and Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox start dancing)

Singer on the Record: 🎵Everybody's got to keep on moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Feel the burn!

Mr. Tickle: Woah!

Singer on the Record: 🎵Reach the stars! Try to keep your feet moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle: Oh!

(Mr. Lazy sits on a pink chair and sips his drink)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): Oh yeah!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jumps but Mr. Tickle misses her as he stretches his arms)

Singer on the Record: 🎵There's nothing better than exercise🎵

(The scene cuts to Mr. Lazy. He raises his finger up and down)

Mr. Messy (on the record): Shazam!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle kick and put their hands down)

Mr. Messy (on the record): That's what I'm talking about!

(Mr. Lazy puts his drink down and the record player speeds up the class)

Mr. Messy (on the record): Oh! Shake it! Oh! Feel the burn!

(Little Miss Chatterbox jumps again and then Mr. Tickle misses her again as he stretches his arms)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh!

Mr. Tickle: Woah! Woah! Woah!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle kick and put their hands down again)

Singer on the Record: 🎵Everybody's got to keep on moving!🎵

Miss Chatterbox: Yeah! Now!

Singer on the Record: 🎵Reach the stars! Try to keep your feet moving!🎵

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle start dancing upside-down by dancing on their hands)

Miss Chatterbox: Gotta keep moving!

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle dance so crazy and the record plays so fast that it breaks apart. The record flies away and Mr. Lazy's drink falls. Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Chatterbox fall down.)

Mr. Lazy (offscreen): Quitting so soon?

Mr. Lazy: I'm disappointed in you. See you next week.

(Mr. Lazy walks away with his bag.)

Miss Chatterbox: But...we were just getting started! What fun is that?

Mr. Tickle: Not as much fun as a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown struggling to lift a heavy medicine ball. Mr. Quiet manages to succeed and throws the medicine ball to Mr. Strong. Mr. Quiet prepares to catch the ball when Mr. Strong prepares to throw the ball back. Mr. Strong throws the ball)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

(Mr. Strong throws the ball with so much strength that Mr. Quiet is pushed through a wall due to the amount of force. In fact, Mr. Quiet is heard going through multiple walls offscreen. When Mr. Strong sees this, he turns to the viewers and scratches his head in confusion)

Mr. Strong: Huh.

(The next scene takes places on a ski slope)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): I...I...I don't think I'm cut out for this whole skiing idea, Miss Helpful.

(The scene cuts to Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful riding the ski lift to the top of the slope)

Miss Helpful: Oh there's nothing to worry about, Mr. Bump. It's so simple!

Mr. Bump: It's the simple things that I find most dangerous.

Miss Helpful: You're so funny!

Mr. Bump: That wasn't a joke.

(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful reach the top of the ski slope. Both of them get of the ski lift. Little Miss Helpful skis away from the chair but the chair knocks Mr. Bump to the ground. This leads to Little Miss Helpful remembering something)

Miss Helpful: Oh! Remember to ski away from the chair, or else it'll knock you down.

(Mr. Bump blinks twice)

Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful!

(The scene cuts to Little Miss Helpful and Mr. Bump standing by the edge of the slope. Mr. Bump is shown facing away from the edge as he listens to Little Miss Helpful's instructions)

Miss Helpful: Now, it's important to keep your feet bent and your knees apart.

(Mr. Bump tries to do what Little Miss Helpful instructed. Little Miss Helpful has a second thought regarding what she said)

Miss Helpful: Or is it your knees bent and your feet apart?

(Mr. Bump starts sliding towards the edge)

Miss Helpful: Oh, whatever!

(Mr. Bump slides off the edge of the slope and starts skiing down the mountain backwards)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (screaming)

Miss Helpful (overlap): Just keep everything apart and bent!

(Mr. Bump is shown struggling to avoid the ski flags as he skis backwards. He is also struggling to keep his balance as he skis)

Mr. Bump: Ooh! Aah! Oh! Ooh! Woah! Ow! Oh! Ack!

(Mr. Bump skis past a sign with symbols that say "Danger, stop! Do not go that way!"

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Oh! Y'up! Ooh!

(Mr. Bump is shown approaching the edge of a cliff)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump ski jumps off the edge of the cliff)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): (screams)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts back to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground only more zoomed in)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. The scene cuts back to Mr. Bump as he is falling towards the ground only more zoomed in)

Mr. Bump: (screaming)

(Little Miss Helpful is shown skiing gracefully down the slope with her eyes closed to some classical music. Little Miss Helpful reaches the bottom of the slope. A snowball suddenly rolls down the slop past Little Miss Helpful. The snowball hits a tree and falls apart. Inside the snowball is revealed to be Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump's skiing equipment is sent flying and lands scattered on the ground. Mr. Bump is shown in a daze with stars circling over his head as a result of his failed attempt at skiing)

Miss Helpful: There you are! Come on! We can try the expert slope next!

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to a bumper without the usual bumper music. The bumper features Little Miss Calamity and Mr. Strong jogging on treadmills. She appears to be working hard at her calm pace while Mr. Strong is shown to be confident and cocky as he jogs. Not feeling like he's pushing himself hard enough, Mr. Strong presses a button on his treadmill and speeds up a bit. Not wanting to be outdone as well as a desire to be just as good as Mr. Strong, Miss Calamity also presses a button on her treadmill and speeds up. She starts becoming more confident as she picks up the pace. Seeing Miss Calamity run faster than him and wanting to prove himself as the faster runner, Mr. Strong presses the button on his treadmill again and speeds up even more. This results in Mr. Strong running at a faster speed. She notices how fast Mr. Strong is running now and becomes jealous. Little Miss Calamity pushes the button on her treadmill again and runs even faster. Close-ups of Mr. Strong and Miss Calamity show that each one wants to outdo the other and their physical activity becomes a competition. Both Mr. Strong and Miss Calamity keep on pressing the buttons on their treadmill to increase their speed. This continues until she can no longer keep up with the speed of her treadmill and is shot back due to the treadmill being too fast for her. Miss Calamity is heard crashing into something offscreen and Mr. Strong becomes worried about her. Mr. Small appears and calls Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. A dance video starring Mr. Fussy plays)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): 🎵Dance!🎵

(After the dance video, the next scene begins. The scene takes place at a stadium where an Olympic-like sporting event is being held)

Audience (offscreen): (cheering)

(Inside the stadium, several unseen Mr. Men and Little Misses are shown taking pictures. On the ground, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly are ready to judge the event and the contestants are lined up to have a go at the gymnast rings. Mr. Scatterbrain in a blue bowler hat, is first and walks over to the rings)

Little Miss Calamity (voiceover): Here's Mr. Scatterbrain!

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls on the rings as hard as he could but he ends up spinning around and winds up tangled up in them)

Audience (offscreen): Aww!

(Mr. Scatterbrain's performance results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each giving him a frown face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts, Little Miss Daredevil walking over to the rings.)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Introducing...Miss Daredevil!

Audience (offscreen): (cheers)

(Little Miss Daredevil ignites her rocket boots and takes off, missing the rings entirely. This results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each give her a frown face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Bounce walking over to the rings.)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): And Mr. Bounce!

(Mr. Bounce pulls on the rings but he is launched and is sent on a bouncing frenzy)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces by Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly)

Audience (offscreen): (laughs)

(Despite the amusing moment, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each still give Mr. Bounce a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts back to the rings. Mr. Small is next but he cannot reach the rings due to them being too high for him. Even when he jumps up to reach them)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Mr. Small!

(Mr. Small's lack of effort results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each giving him a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Lazy walking over to the rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Next up...Mr. Lazy!

(Mr. Lazy just shrugs his shoulders)

Mr. Lazy: (sighs)

(Mr. Lazy's lack of effort results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each giving him a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Little Miss Whoops, speed walking over to the rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): Oh! There's Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops trips as she makes her way to the still rings. This results in Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Jelly each giving her a frowny face. A buzzer sounds and the scene cuts to Mr. Strong over at the still rings)

Miss Calamity (voiceover): And finally, Mr. Strong!

(Mr. Strong pulls on the rings and ends up destroying the bar with his incredible strength)

Mr. Strong: Hrraah!

Audience (offscreen): (gasps)

(Mr. Quiet, Mr. Fussy and Mr. Jelly are left speechless and each give him a smiley face. The scene fades into the next bumper. Little Miss Helpful is shown bouncing on a trampoline. Mr. Strong joins in, but he breaks the trampoline causing him to sink to the floor and send Little Miss Helpful through the ceiling. The scene fades to Mr. Bounce playing Tetherball. He attempts to hit the ball be he is sent bouncing back when the ball hits him. He comes back with suction cup shoes in hopes that he'll stick to the ground he hits the ball, but that fails. Then he comes back wearing heavier shoes made of metal (from knights of shining armor). He hopes that they'll help him stop bouncing when. he hits the ball but that fails too. Then he comes back wearing very heavy giant sized shoes. He attempts to hit the ball one more time but he's sent flying far far away)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce eventually lands in a hole at a miniature golf course where Mr. Rude and Little Miss Scary are playing a friendly game. the red man and the red girl are not pleased with Mr. Bounce's interference. Sparse applause is heard in the background)

Mr. Noisy (offscreen): It looks like we have a hole in one! Congratulations, Mr. Bounce!

Mr. Bounce: Hooray!

(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong weightlifting with Mr. Bump. Mr. Strong lifts the weightlifter and then gestures Mr. Bump to try. Mr. Bump tries to lift the weightlifter, and then Mr. Strong does it for Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump successfully lifts the weightlifter, but then falls to the floor. The screen cuts to black and fades to the next scene showing Mr. Jelly as a brave knight trying to slay a dragon so he can get inside a castle. He points his sword at the dragon while shivering)

Mr. Nervous: (scoffs) "I'm not afraid of you, dragon, not one bit!" (laughs nervously)

(The dragon breathes fire at Mr. Nervous' sword. Mr. Nervous runs away and drops the sword in fear)

Mr. Nervous: "Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I just want to safely get inside the castle!"

(The dragon look as the viewers)

Mr. Nervous: "I know you're only doing your job, but-"

(The dragon burns Mr. Nervous' shoes)

Mr. Nervous: "Hey you! Those were new shoes!"

Dragon (offscreen): (roars)

Mr. Nervous: "Eeh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"

(The daydream sequence ends to reveal that Mr. Nervous is playing miniature golf with Little Miss Scary and Mr. Rude)

Little Miss Scary: "Come on, Mr. Nervous! Just hit the ball! Some of us want to play miniature golf too, you know!"

Mr. Nervous: D'oh! This time concentrate!

(Mr. Nervous shakes as he positions himself to hit the golf ball. Mr. Nervous looks up to see the dragon statue)

Dragon Sound Effect: (roars)

(Mr. Nervous drops his golf club and jumps up in fear)

Mr. Nervous: D'wah! (screams) Oh-ho! N-n-n-no!

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Rude: "That guy is soft as a noodle!"

(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong and Mr. Bounce doing Taekwondo. They both bow, and then Mr. Strong stomps his feet. He jumps onto and squashes Mr. Bounce, but then Mr. Bounce bounces Mr. Strong away, and Mr. Strong crashes into something offscreen. Mr. Bounce bows again. A plethora of Little Miss Sunshine's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A dance video starring Little Miss Chatterbox plays)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Dance! (echoes)

(After the dance video, the screen fades to black and the next scene begins. The scene begins on the set of "Good Morning Dillydale". Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are sitting behind their desk. On the video monitor is a still of a running racer passing a baton to another in the front)

Mr. Happy: Good Morning, Dillydale! I'm Mr. Happy...

(Mr. Happy gestures towards Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine waves to the viewers)

Mr. Happy: Here with Miss Sunshine for the fourth annual "Dillydale Relay Race!"

(Mr. Happy turns towards Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Happy: Looks like perfect weather don't you think, Miss Sunshine?

Miss Sunshine: We couldn't ask for a better day, Mr. Happy! Well, technically we could ask for a better day. But whether we get it or not is another matter.

(Mr. Happy turns towards the viewers)

Mr. Happy: Let's meet our two teams racing in today's event!

(The scene transitions to show the four members of Team Orange. Team Orange is revealed to consist of Little Miss Daredevil, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Fussy. Each team member is in a different orange square)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Racing for Team Orange is...

(The border of Little Miss Daredevil's square flashes and Little Miss Daredevil blinks)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Miss Daredevil,

(The border of Mr. Strong's square flashes and Mr. Strong flexes his muscles)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Mr. Strong,

(The border of Little Miss Scary's square flashes and Little Miss Scary looks around eagerly)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Miss Scary, and

(The border of Mr. Fussy's square flashes and Mr. Fussy wiggles his mustache)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Mr. Persnickety.

(The scene transitions to show the four members of Team Blue. Team Blue is revealed to consist of Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, and Mr. Scatterbrain. Each team member is in a different blue square. Note: Little Miss Whoops has a plaster on her arm)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And running for Team Blue is...

(The border of Mr. Grumpy's square flashes and Mr. Grumpy scowls)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Mr. Grumpy,

Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Oh!

(The border of Little Miss Whoops' square flashes and Little Miss Whoops falls over)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Miss Whoops,

Little Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops!

(The border of Mr. Quiet's square flashes and Mr. Quiet waves hello to the viewers. Meanwhile, Mr. Scatterbrain leaves his square)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Quiet, and

(The border of Mr. Scatterbrain's square flashes and Mr. Scatterbrain appears upside down in Mr. Grumpy's square. This results in Mr. Grumpy giving Mr. Scatterbrain a confused glare)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Scatterbrain.

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine in the "Good Morning Dillydale" studio)

Miss Sunshine: As you know, a member of each team will run through Dillydale carrying a baton.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine each take out a baton. The batons give off a glimmer of light when presented. The camera zooms out to show the TV monitor)

Miss Sunshine: Which will be passed to another teammate throughout the race!

(The monitor fades to live footage of the relay race. Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy are shown positioning themselves at the starting line, ready to start the race for their teams)

Mr. Happy: And it looks like our runners are ready to begin.

(The scene cuts to the live footage of the race. On the sidelines, Mr. Nervous is shown to be holding an airhorn, but he is scared to push the button that activates it. To solve the problem, Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)

(Mr. Nervous blows the airhorn in response to the shock of being tickled. Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy leave the starting line and start the race)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And there they go!

(Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Grumpy are shown running side-by-side)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Woah! Daredevil and Grumpy are neck and neck!

(Mr. Grumpy runs face first into a tree branch. Mr. Grumpy is knocked to the ground, allowing Little Miss Daredevil to take the lead for Team Orange)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): (gasps) Oh dear!

(Little Miss Whoops runs over to Mr. Grumpy)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Looks like Mr. Grumpy has had a setback!

(Little Miss Whoops takes the baton from Mr. Grumpy but drops it as she runs off)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops runs back and picks back up the baton before running off with it)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And there goes Miss Whoops, back on track!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Strong. Mr. Strong is ready to grab the baton from Little Miss Daredevil and run his part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Team Orange, up ahead! Mr. Strong awaits his baton.

(Little Miss Daredevil flies over and passes the baton to Mr. Strong)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And here comes Miss Daredevil.

(Mr. Strong runs off with the baton and begins his part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Who is a strong competitor here today.

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Whoops. As she runs, Little Miss Whoops cannot seem to hold her baton)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Oh wait! Wait!

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Looks like...we have a fumble!

(The camera cuts back to the studio where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are watching Little Miss Whoops struggle to get a grip on her baton)

Miss Sunshine (overlap): Miss Whoops is all thumbs today!

Miss Whoops (overlap)(on the monitor): Whoops! Whoops! Whoops!

(The camera cuts back to the race and shows Little Miss Scary ready to grab the baton from Mr. Strong and run her part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Strong approaches Miss Scary...

(Mr. Strong arrives with the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): For Team Orange and...

(Mr. Strong passes the baton to Little Miss Scary, but as he does, turns the baton into a pretzel shape. As Little Miss Scary starts running, she realizes this and stops in her tracks)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Woah!

(The camera zooms in on the mangled-up baton)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Wowza! Mr. Strong sure did mangle his baton!

(Mr. Strong is shown flexing his muscles)

Mr. Strong: Hrrraahh!!

(Mr. Strong kisses his muscles. The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary resumes her running and properly begins her part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Well, that's a first!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is ready to grab the baton from Little Miss Whoops and run his part of the relay for Team Blue)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops runs into the frame still unable to get a hold of the baton)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Whoops! Whoops!

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Back with Team Blue, Miss Whoops finally hands off to...

(Little Miss Whoops clumsily passes the baton to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): Huh?

(Mr. Scatterbrain catches the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover and overlap): Mr. Scatterbrain!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs off with the baton and begins his part of the relay for Team Blue. Little Miss Whoops looks at the camera and gives the same pose she did in her square during the team introductions)

Miss Whoops: Whoops!

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Scatterbrain. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown running at a ridiculously fast speed with his eyes closed)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And woah-ho-ho! Look at Scatterbrain go!

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): (gasps) I've never seen his feet move so fast!

(Mr. Scatterbrain catches up with Little Miss Scary. Much to Little Miss Scary's surprise)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And now he's neck-and-neck with Miss Scary!

(Little Miss Scary, not wanting Team Orange to win, gets a cheeky idea. Little Miss Scary puts on her blue animal monster mask and Mr. Scatterbrain looks at Little Miss Scary)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh! Now I really can't bear to look!

(Mr. Scatterbrain performs the delayed reaction take upon seeing Little Miss Scary)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (screams)

(Mr. Scatterbrain turns around in fear and begins running in the opposite direction)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And apparently, neither can Mr. Scatterbrain, who now appears to be going IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!!

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): (gasps)

(The camera cuts back to the studio)

Miss Sunshine: What an upset!

(Mr. Scatterbrain runs all the way back to Little Miss Whoops. Little Miss Whoops turns Mr. Scatterbrain back around and Mr. Scatterbrain runs off in the right direction. Little Miss Whoops gives a blank stare to the viewers)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh, he's going the right way now!

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Scary handing the baton to Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Persnickety takes the baton with his fingertips and continues the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Up ahead, Scary passes off to Mr. Persnickety.

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Scatterbrain as he runs for Team Blue with the baton in his hand)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And back with Team Blue-

(Mr. Scatterbrain trips over a rock and drops the baton in a bunch of bushes. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown in a daze as stars circle his head)

Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Oh no! Mr. Scatterbrain has lost his baton!

(The camera cuts back to the studio)

Mr. Happy: Oh no! If Team Blue doesn't find that baton...

(The camera cuts back to the race. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown digging through the bushes trying to find the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): It looks like...

(Mr. Scatterbrain grabs a skunk by the tail and pulls it out of the bushes, mistaking it for the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): They may be our losers here today!

(The camera pans over to Mr. Persnickety as he continues the last part of the relay for Team Orange)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Back with Team Orange, Persnickety's looking good.

(The camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Scatterbrain running behind Mr. Persnickety. Mr. Scatterbrain is holding the skunk by their tail instead of the baton)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): What's this? What's this?! Oh-ho, holey baloney! Mr. Scatterbrain is back in the race!

(Mr. Persnickety looks behind himself and sees the skunk in Mr. Scatterbrain's hand)

Mr. Persnickety: D'oh! (screams)

(Mr. Persnickety runs even faster than before to get away from the skunk. The camera cuts over to Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet is ready to grab the baton (unbeknownst to him is now a skunk) from Mr. Scatterbrain and run his part of the relay for Team Blue)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): Up ahead, Mr. Quiet awaits Mr. Scatterbrain's hand off!

(Mr. Persnickety runs past Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Persnickety: The stink.

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): It's horrid!

(Mr. Scatterbrain hands Mr. Quiet the skunk and Mr. Quiet runs off to complete the race for Team Blue. Mr. Scatterbrain wipes some sweat off his forehead in relief)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Phew! (chuckles)

(Mr. Quiet realizes that he was given a skunk instead of the baton and is both disgusted and scared)

Mr. Quiet: Nyah! Oo-wah!

(Mr. Quiet speeds up)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Oo-ah! Blech!

(Mr. Quiet passes Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Quiet: Ew! Oh! Pee yew! Oh! Pee yew! Pee yew!

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Pee yew! Pee yew! Pee yew!

(Mr. Quiet is shown to have gained a huge lead over Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And WOW! It looks like we may have a winner, folks!

(The skunk sprays Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh! (gags)

(Mr. Quiet approaches the finish line but loses speed due to getting distracted by the skunk's spray)

Mr. Quiet: (gags and coughs)

(Mr. Quiet collapses just mere inches from the finish line. Mr. Persnickety comes up from behind and crosses the finish line. Securing the win for Team Orange. Mr. Quiet just looks at Mr. Persnickety in both defeat and surprise)

Mr. Happy (voiceover): And it's Persnickety for Team Orange!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine in the studio)

Mr. Happy: Ha-ha! Well, what do you think of that, Miss Sunshine!

Miss Sunshine: Hooray for everybody!

(The scene cuts back to an upset Blue Team)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! That's the last time I race with Scatterbrain on my team!

(The skunk sprays Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy is disgusted and the screen zooms out to show the events on a monitor at the Good Morning Dillydale studio)

Miss Sunshine: Goodness! That team lost by a nose!

Mr. Happy: More like a tail, Miss Sunshine!

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

(The screen fades to black and the scene transitions to some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Bump succeeding in lifting the 500lb weightlifter only to fall through the floor and Mr. Small helping Mr. Nosey do some sit-ups)

Narrator: Another day of exercise draws to a close...

(Mr. Strong is shown destroying the bar holding the gymnast rings with his incredible strength)

Mr. Strong: Hrraah!

Narrator: In Dillydale.

(Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle are shown dancing to the fitness music on the record player)

Narrator: So the next time you're...

(Mr. Bounce is shown playing tetherball. Upon hitting the tetherball, the ball swings back and hits Mr. Bounce. Causing him to bounce away)

Narrator: Looking to work a muscle or two...

(Little Miss Calamity is shown running on the treadmill)

Narrator: Don't hesitate to give it a try!

(Little Miss Calamity is shot back due to the treadmill being too fast for her. She is heard crashing into something offscreen. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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