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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big sky blue screen comes up with "Post Office" written on it with three light green stamps featuring Mr. Bump, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Grumpy, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of someone licking an envelope, sealing said envelope, and putting it in the postbox are heard. The episode begins with Mr. Happy putting a letter into a postbox)
Narrator: When you think about it...
(Mr. Happy closes the postbox and the viewers see the underground post system. Letters go down through a tube hidden underground)
Narrator: The post really is a marvellous thing!
(Mr. Happy walks away and the viewers follow the letters through the tube. Nearby, Mr. Scatterbrain is shown digging a hole for no given reason)
Narrator: All one has to do, is pop a stamp and envelope or postcard into a postbox.
(The letters zoom underground passed a buried disco ball and a T-Rex skeleton and through another tube at the post office. At the post office, Mr. Funny and Mr. Grumpy are shown impatiently waiting for Mr. Rude to notice them and help them either get their post or send out a letter or package. The letters in the tube above them zoom by)
Narrator: And the postal workers do the rest!
(The scene moves into the letter sorting room. Letters zoom through the tubes into a giant tube that shoots each letter into a smaller tube one at a time. In the giant tube, Mr. Bounce is shown bouncing around inside with the letters)
Narrator (overlap): To make sure your letter gets where you want it to go...
Mr. Bounce (overlap): Whee! He-hey! Whee!
(The letters pop out of the smaller tube and onto a conveyor belt)
Narrator: Without delay!
(Mr. Nosey picks up a letter from the conveyor belt and looks at it with curiosity)
Narrator: Well, not too much delay.
Mr. Nosey: Oh!
Narrator: Here in the sorting room, letters are sent on their way to various locations with this special machine!
(Mr. Bump and Mr. Tickle are shown working at the letter sorting machine. At the letter sorting machine, letters go down two different conveyor belts. One into a yellow postbox and tube, the other into a blue postbox and tube. Mr. Bump is shown taking his job seriously as he takes a letter off the conveyor belt leading to the yellow postbox and into a bin where returned or erroneously addressed letters are placed. Mr. Tickle, on the other hand, not so much)
Narrator: Leaving the workers more time for a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle smiles and tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) Oh, Mr. Tickle. Please don't do that! You might spill the-
(The bin holding all the erroneously addressed letters falls)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(The letters spill onto the conveyor belt and get sucked up by the yellow postbox)
Mr. Bump: Great! Now these letters are going to the wrong place!
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump. I just wanted to give you a tickle.
Mr. Bump: That's very generous of you, but we have a job to do! The delivery of these letters depends on us!
(Mr. Tickle starts tickling Mr. Bump again)
Mr. Tickle: That's why you need this!
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Stop it! Stop! (laughs)
(Mr. Bumps tries to shield himself with two letters)
Mr. Bump: Tickle the letters if you need to tickle something!
(Mr. Tickle moves his arms and tickles Mr. Bump on the head. Mr. Bump reacts by dropping the letters)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Stop! (laughs)
(Mr. Bump gets sucked into the yellow postbox)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump is shown in a machine that makes sure no letter is bent or warped. The machine demonstrates this to the letter next to Mr. Bump and the letter is sent into a tube upon being pressed)
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop!
(Mr. Bump is pressed into an envelope form with a stamp over his mouth)
Mr. Bump (muffled): Ow!
(Mr. Bump is sucked into one of the tubes and lands in a basket full of letters)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(Mr. Strong picks up the basket of letters and heads over to the post truck)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Strong hears Mr. Bump but does not know that he's one of the letters in the basket)
Mr. Strong: Huh? I could've sworn I just heard Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Strong brushes off what he thought he had heard)
Mr. Strong: Oh well!
(Mr. Strong places the basket of letters into the mail truck and drives off. Mr. Strong arrives at Mr. Stubborn's postbox and places four letters (including Mr. Bump) into the postbox)
Mr. Bump (muffled): Mr. Strong! It's me!
(Mr. Strong closes the postbox)
Mr. Strong: There it is again!
(Mr. Strong drives away. Mr. Stubborn walks up to his letterbox and prepares to open it only for it to open on its own with the three normal letters flying out of the postbox)
Mr. Stubborn: (yelps)
Mr. Bump (muffled): Oh!
(Mr. Stubborn is startled before noticing Mr. Bump in his postbox)
Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Bump! What are you doing in my postbox?
Mr. Bump (muffled): It's a long story, Mr. Stub-
(Mr. Stubborn rips the stamp off of Mr. Bump's mouth)
Mr. Bump: OW!!! Thank goodness! What matters is that you're here now to help me.
(Mr. Stubborn looks at Mr. Bump and realize something)
Mr. Stubborn: This is not my address!
(Mr. Stubborn draws an "x" on Mr. Bump's face with a red marker)
Mr. Stubborn: You have been delivered to the wrong house!
Mr. Bump: Oh!
Mr. Stubborn: I have to send you back!
Mr. Bump: No! No you don't! I'll just go home from here.
Mr. Stubborn: No! You are going back! That's the rule! If a letter has been sent to you by mistake, you have to send it back to the post office!
Mr. Bump: No! Really, don't-
(Mr. Stubborn sticks a stamp back onto Mr. Bump's mouth)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Stubborn closes his postbox with Mr. Bump inside. The scene transitions back to the letter sorting room. Mr. Tickle watches as Mr. Bump drops out of the returned letters tube and onto the floor)
Mr. Bump: Ah!
Mr. Tickle: Nice to have you back, Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Bump stands up completely exhausted and the letter sorting machine speeds up)
Mr. Bump: Nice to be back, Mr. Tickle.
(A whistle is heard and the letter sorting machine stops)
Mr. Tickle: Yippee! Work is over for today!
Mr. Bump: Oh good. I just want to go home, and lay down, and rest my weary head.
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: Somebody definitely needs a tickle!
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Don't! No! No! No-ho-ho!
(The scene transitions to a stamp-covered background. Mr. Stubborn pops up and sticks a stamp onto the screen. This acts as a transition to the first bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a postbox to post a letter. He opens the postbox door and Mr. Scatterbrain pops out.
Mr. Nervous: (squeals)
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes Mr. Nervous' letter and gives him a cuttlefish in return. Mr. Scatterbrain goes back into the postbox and the cuttlefish licks Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the cuttlefish and runs away. The cuttlefish then raises their hat to the audience. The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. The next scene takes place on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's...Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy walks onto the set)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): With your host...
(Mr. Messy trips on an old cup that was lying on the ground. Mr. Messy lands face first)
Mr. Messy: AH!
(Mr. Messy quickly picks himself up and gives a thumbs up to the audience to tell them that he's okay)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Messy waves hello and gives a gesture to tell the audience to keep the noise down)
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to a special edition of Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy walks behind his desk and takes out some pieces of paper)
Mr. Messy: Today, we're gonna see my new music video! That's right!
(Mr. Messy throws the papers into the air and they slowly fall to the ground)
Mr. Messy: My video!
(Mr. Messy puts his feet up on his desk and takes out a mug)
Mr. Messy: And it's sure to put the wiggle back into your day!
(Mr. Messy starts drinking out of the mug when Little Miss Bossy pops up)
Miss Bossy: Cut!
(Mr. Messy does a spit take)
Miss Bossy: Stop the show!
(Little Miss Bossy glares at Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: Miss Bossy?
Miss Bossy: Step aside, Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: (gasps)
Miss Bossy: Today, I'm taking over Shazam, That's Good!
Mr. Messy: But this is my show!
(Mr. Messy tries to take another sip from his mug when Little Miss Bossy pushes his chair (and Mr. Messy himself) away from his desk)
Miss Bossy: Ah, jeez! Besides, you're the one who made the video. You can't ask yourself the questions!
(Little Miss Bossy dumps Mr. Messy onto the couch and she moves the chair back to the desk)
Mr. Messy: Hu-oof!
Miss Bossy: Now sit down and let's get this party started!
Mr. Messy: Uh, are you sure? Cuz we're about to watch my new music video.
Miss Bossy: I SAID SIT DOWN!!
(Mr. Messy sits down on the couch. Little Miss Bossy tries to speak but is interrupted by the sound of a cowbell that Mr. Messy had found)
Miss Bossy: Now-
Mr. Messy (offscreen): Shazam!
(Mr. Messy is shown holding the cowbell)
Mr. Messy: My lucky cowbell! Hey, I thought I'd lost this!
(Little Miss Bossy takes the cowbell from Mr. Messy)
Miss Bossy: Gimme that! Now-
(Little Miss Bossy tries to speak again but is interrupted by the sound of a tambourine Mr. Messy had found)
Mr. Messy: And my lucky tambourine!
Miss Bossy: Stop interrupting me! Now, tell everyone about this new video of yours.
Mr. Messy: Well it's called "Junk Mail." You know, cuz I love junk! And I like to stick stamps on stuff too! So I decided to write a song about it.
(Mr. Messy starts feeling uncomfortable)
Mr. Messy: Uh, this is weird. Usually I'm the one asking the questions!
(Little Miss Bossy slams her hand on the desk)
Miss Bossy: Get used to it!
(The TV monitor lowers down)
Miss Bossy: So, here it is! Mr. Messy's new song, "Junk Mail!"
(Junk Mail plays)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
Mr. Messy: 🎵 There's nothing you can't send by mail! All it needs is a stamp! Yeah! You can mail a sock of cheese, or a busted old lamp! Send a dented car bumper, or a rusty old clamp! Wicked!🎵
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵And you junk is sure to get there...🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵The very next day! Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' 🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his postbox and a rusty clamp land on his foot)
Mr. Bump: Ah!
Mr. Messy: 🎵 You're gonna wanna thank me! Check it! To affix it! You lick it, and stick it on the X! That's all there is to stampin'! Yo, It's not that complex!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: Ah!
Miss Whoops:🎵 Don't stop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: Ooh!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵And you junk is sure to get there on🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵The very next day! Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: I'm talking funky junk!
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' 🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail! You'll see!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵You'll see!🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his postbox and junk covers Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ah! Blech!
Mr. Messy: 🎵 You're gonna wanna thank me! Yeah!🎵
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it! Don't stop it! 🎵
Mr. Messy: I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers!
Miss Whoops: 🎵Drop it! Drop-drop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: We're talkin' raggedy old tires!
Miss Whoops: 🎵Drop, drop, drop it🎵
Mr. Messy: The really real junk!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Send it on its, send it on its, send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: The funky junk!
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see!🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his postbox with a stick and nothing comes out. Much to his happiness and relief)
Mr. Bump: Ha-hey!
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Messy dumps a garbage truck full of junk onto Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: Ow!
Mr. Messy: 🎵You're gonna wanna thank me!🎵
(Junk Mail ends with Mr. Messy driving off in the garbage truck. An arrow transitions the scene back to "Shazam, That's Good!" Little Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy are shown jumping up and down on the couch with Little Miss Bossy holding the tambourine)
Mr. Messy: Yeah!
Miss Bossy: 🎵Drop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: Yeah!
Miss Bossy: 🎵Stop! Send it on it's way!🎵
Mr. Messy: Alright! (humming)
Miss Bossy: 🎵Junk mail!🎵
(Mr. Messy opens his eyes and sees that they're back on and Mr. Messy and Little Miss Bossy stop jumping)
Mr. Messy: Uh, Miss Bossy! We're back!
(Little Miss Bossy throws the tambourine over her shoulder)
Miss Bossy: I'm the boss around here and I'll decide when we're back or not!
(Little Miss Bossy turns towards the viewers)
Miss Bossy: We're back!
(The audience claps)
Miss Bossy: I've gotta tell you, Mr. Messy. That song was pretty good!
Mr. Messy: Thanks, Miss Bossy. Does that mean it gets five stinky socks?
Miss Bossy: No. I give it...five stinky socks...
(Five stinky socks appear on a clothesline above Mr. Messy and Little Miss Bossy)
Miss Bossy: That explode!!
(The stinky socks explode. Sock cheese covers the camera and drips down to reveal Little Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy covered in sock cheese. Mr. Messy is very impressed with Little Miss Bossy's creativity)
Mr. Messy: Sock cheese! Now that's what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Messy remembers that Little Miss Bossy took over his show and he wants it back)
Mr. Messy: Uh, Miss Bossy. You think I could have me show back?
Miss Bossy: Uh...okay!
(Little Miss Bossy takes out the cowbell)
Miss Bossy: But I get to keep the cowbell!
(Little Miss Bossy rings the cowbell)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Messy: That's all we have time for today! Join me next week for...
Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy: Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy grabs the tambourine and he and Little Miss Bossy start jumping on the couch again)
Mr. Messy: Yeah! (laughs) Alright!
(The scene fades to the next bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a postbox to post two letters.
Mr. Nervous: (humming)
(He opens the postbox door and posts them but one letter flies out of the postbox. Much to Mr. Nervous' confusion. He tries to post the letter again when Little Miss Scary pops out wearing her light purple mask with green eyes)
Miss Scary: Ah!!!
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in fear. Little Miss Scary takes off her mask with a triumphant smirk on her face. A giant flower covered letter goes into a giant envelope. The envelope seals up and goes away. This acts as a transition to the next scene. The next scene starts with some birds flying passed the post office)
Narrator: The Dillydale Post Office has a window where parcels can be picked up or dropped off.
(Little Miss Daredevil walks to the post office and heads inside. There is no one else on line)
Narrator: Usually,
Miss Daredevil: Oh!
Narrator: A pleasant, cooperative person does this job.
(Mr. Rude is shown behind the window counting stamps)
Narrator: I did say..."usually."
Mr. Rude: Hmmm.
(Little Miss Daredevil uses her rocket boots to fly over the ropes and to the window)
Miss Daredevil: Hello!
(Mr. Rude is too busy counting the stamps to notice Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Rude: Un, deux, trois...
Miss Daredevil: Uh...Mr. Rude?
(Mr. Rude notices Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Rude: (sighs) Now you have made me lose my count! I will start again!
(Mr. Rude resumes his stamp counting)
Mr. Rude: Un, deux, trois...
Miss Daredevil: I don't mean to bother you.
Mr. Rude: Oh! Too late for that, Miss Daredevil!
Miss Daredevil: But I was hoping I could just drop off this parcel.
(Little Miss Daredevil pulls out a rocket-shaped parcel)
Miss Daredevil: Do be careful with it! It's rather fragile!
(Mr. Rude takes Little Miss Daredevil's parcel)
Mr. Rude: Fine! Now go!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies away using her rocket boots)
Miss Daredevil: Thank you, Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude tosses Little Miss Daredevil's parcel behind him)
Mr. Rude: (chuckles)
(Little Miss Daredevil's parcel lands in a trash can. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy is walking through the maze of rope barriers to the front window)
Mr. Grumpy: (grumbling)
(Mr. Grumpy gets annoyed with the rope barriers and steps over one only to trip and tumble to the front window)
Mr. Grumpy: Ugh! Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy picks himself up)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Rude. I'm here to pick up a package.
Mr. Rude: Whoop-de-doo! Wait your turn, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs)
(Mr. Grumpy looks around to find that he's the only one there besides Mr. Rude. There is even the old, tumbleweed passed the deserted area gag by the ropes)
Mr. Grumpy: Look Rude, I don't have all day!
(Mr. Grumpy takes out a card with his package information)
Mr. Grumpy: Now here's the card! Just...give me my package and I'll be on my way!
(Mr. Rude takes Mr. Grumpy's package card, takes out a pair of reading glasses, looks at the slip, and tosses the glasses away)
Mr. Rude: It is not here.
Mr. Grumpy: What are you talking about!? That bit of card right there says there's a package here for me to pick up!
Mr. Rude: That is not my problem!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, it is! 'Cause I'm not leaving here till I get my package!
Mr. Rude: Fine!
(Mr. Rude walks to the back and gives Mr. Grumpy a magazine)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): Take this!
(Mr. Grumpy unrolls the magazine to find that it's a pyjama catalogue for Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Grumpy: Now why would I want Mr. Quiet's pyjama catalogue?
(Mr. Grumpy rolls the magazine back up in frustration)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Oh! I demand to see the manager!
(Mr. Scatterbrain comes down from the top of the window hanging upside down)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am! (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy is clearly surprised to see Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Scatterbrain! You're the manager?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yep!
(Mr. Scatterbrain goes up before coming back down wearing a top hat and holding a giant key)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And I'm also the Mayor of Dillydale!
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain drops the key)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But I don't like to brag!
Mr. Grumpy: I want to make a formal complaint!
(Mr. Scatterbrain rights himself up and stands next to Mr. Rude behind the window)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude here has been completely unhelpful! All I want to do is pick up my package and go!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his top hat)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here! If it'll make you feel any better, you can have a stapler!
(Mr. Scatterbrain and takes out a stapler that is quickly confiscated by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: That is my stapler! Give away your own!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Then how about...
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a baby ostrich frim under the window)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A baby ostrich?
(The baby ostrich blinks twice)
Mr. Grumpy: Huh?
(The baby ostrich gets up to hug Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers that's it! I've tried to be pleasant...
Mr. Rude: Is that what you call it?
Mr. Grumpy: That little card says there's a package here for me and I want it!
(Both Mr. Grumpy and the baby ostrich cross their arms (or in the ostrich's case, wings) in frustration)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Are you sure Mr. Grumpy's package isn't here?
Mr. Rude: Positive.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well then, I'm sorry Mr. Grumpy. Maybe you should try back again tomorrow.
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Tomorrow?!
(Mr. Scatterbrain ducks under the window and pops back up with a bowl full of pudding)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Who wants pudding?
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away with the pudding)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph! My package had better be here tomorrow!
(The baby ostrich takes the package slip away from Mr. Rude)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Come on, Emma!
Mr. Grumpy: (whistles)
(Emma comes to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Grumpy climbs on the back of the Emma. Emma carries Mr. Grumpy and walks through the maze of rope barriers to the door)
Mr. Grumpy: I'd hate to think you ruined my perfectly good mood for nothing!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves on Emma when Mr. Rude notices something)
Mr. Rude: Oh look!
(Mr. Rude takes out Mr. Grumpy's package)
Mr. Rude: Mr. Grumpy's package. Let me put it somewhere safe for when he comes tomorrow!
(Mr. Rude tosses Mr. Grumpy's over his shoulder)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy's package hits Little Miss Daredevil's parcel. Little Miss Daredevil's parcel starts to shake. Mr. Rude resumes his stamp counting)
Mr. Rude: Uh, deux, trois...
(The rocket that was in Little Miss Daredevil's parcel turns on and starts zooming all around the back room. The rocket hits Mr. Rude in the face and Mr. Rude gets up covered in stamps from head to toe)
(The scene fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. A tense Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a postbox to post a letter. He opens the postbox door and an alien comes out)
Mr. Nervous: (gasps)
(Mr. Nervous hands the alien his letter)
Mr. Nervous: Hmm?
(The alien goes back into the postbox and the postbox takes off as if it were the alien's spaceship)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! Ah!
(Mr. Nervous passes out from shock. The scene transitions to Mr. Messy shoving junk into a postbox as Mr. Funny walks by with a stamped jar of pickles to post)
Narrator: And so you see, the good people of Dillydale really do love their postal service!
(Mr. Funny walks over to another postbox next to the one Mr. Messy is at and posts the jar of pickles)
Narrator: Whether it's sending off a letter or or collecting a parcel!
(Mr. Rude is shown behind the post office window eating the pickles from Mr. Funny's parcel. Mr. Scatterbrain walks up to the window with a parcel slip for the pickles. Mr. Rude gives Mr. Scatterbrain the jar of pickles containing the few pickles left but Mr. Scatterbrain takes the bow off the lid and switches it with his hat instead of taking the parcel. Much to Mr. Rude's delight)
Narrator: For the Mr. Men and Little Misses, opening a letter can be full of surprises!
(The scene transitions to a scared Mr. Nervous about to open his letterbox)
Narrator: Of course, for some, just opening the letterbox is surprising enough!
(Mr. Bump pops out of Mr. Nervous' letterbox)
Mr. Nervous: (sighs)
Mr. Bump: Hmm.
(Mr. Nervous faints and Mr. Bump stamps his forehead)
Mr. Bump: Poopity poop.
(Mr. Bump goes back into the letterbox and closes the carrier door)
(The screen fades to black)
(Episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(The scene begins with Little Miss Scary coming out from behind her postbox as thunder is heard and lightning flashes)
Miss Scary: If you're like me, you want a good scare whenever you open your postbox!
(Little Miss Scary opens up her postbox, bats fly out, and Little Miss Scary takes out a letter covered in pink flowers. This horrifies Little Miss Scary, but not in the way she likes being scared)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary places the letter back in her postbox and walks over to a table with something covered by a sheet)
Miss Scary: That's why I've invented...
(Little Miss Scary takes the sheet off her latest invention, animated stamps with feared creatures on them)
Miss Scary: "Miss Scary's Stamp's of Fear!"
(Little Miss Scary blows some dust off her stamps and the camera zooms in on the stamps)
Miss Scary (offscreen): Choose from poisonous snakes, giant spiders, or man-eating lizards!
(Little Miss Scary pops up from behind a postbox)
Miss Scary: They're totally terrifying! But don't just take my word for it!
(Little Miss Scary posts three letters. Each with one of her Stamps of Fear)
Miss Scary: See how thrilled people are to get a letter with a Stamp of Fear!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Sunshine walking to her postbox to fetch her mail)
Miss Sunshine: 🎵La-la-la-la! La-la-la!🎵
(Little Miss Sunshine opens her postbox and takes out a letter with the poisonous snake stamp on it. The stamp rattles its tail)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
(Little Miss Sunshine drops her letter and runs back into her house. Little Miss Scary opens one of the windows and pops her head out)
Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts) I love it!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Chatterbox sitting at a table leaning back on her chair. Little Miss Chatterbox is on the phone looking through her post. A pillow is also shown on the floor near the chair)
Miss Chatterbox: Isn't getting a letter great? It's almost as great as finding a penny in your shoe!
(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up a letter with the giant spider stamp on it. The spider moves as Little Miss Chatterbox holds the letter by her ear)
Miss Chatterbox: (screams)
(Little Miss Chatterbox's chair falls all the way back as Little Miss Chatterbox drops the phone and passes out. Luckily, she lands on the pillow that was on the floor. A dial tone is heard from the phone as the camera moves towards the left to reveal Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: They're fantastic! (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary uses a letter to fan Little Miss Chatterbox. The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy opening up his postbox. The man-eating lizard stamp is shown on a letter and flicks its tongue at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! This is the most ridiculous stamp I've ever seen!
(Little Miss Scary pops up)
Miss Scary: It's positively petrifying!
(The scene fades to Mr. Quiet preparing to put two letters in Little Miss Scary's postbox. Then, Little Miss Scary pokes her head outside her postbox)
Miss Scary: So don't be a bore and send mail the same old way!
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet drops the letters and runs away)
Miss Scary: Show them you care!
(Little Miss Scary takes out a letter with a Stamp of Fear on it and one of her bats takes it from her)
Miss Scary: By sending mail with...
(The camera shows all three Stamps of Fear)
Miss Scary (offscreen): With "Miss Scary's Stamps of Fear!"
(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Cause, face it! If it isn't scary, it isn't fun!
(The screen fades to black)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big sky blue screen comes up with "Post Office" written on it with three light green stamps featuring Mr. Bump, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Grumpy, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of someone licking an envelope, sealing said envelope, and putting it in the mailbox are heard. The episode begins with Mr. Happy putting a letter into a mailbox)
Narrator: When you really think of it...
(Mr. Happy closes the mailbox and the viewers see the underground post system. Letters go down through a tube hidden underground)
Narrator: Mail is a most marvelous thing!
(Mr. Happy walks away and the viewers follow the letters through the tube. Nearby, Mr. Scatterbrain is shown digging a hole for no given reason)
Narrator: All one has to do is pop a stamp and envelope or postcard into a mail slot.
(The letters zoom underground passed a buried disco ball and a T-Rex skeleton and through another tube at the post office. At the post office, Mr. Funny and Mr. Grumpy are shown impatiently waiting for Mr. Rude to notice them and help them either get their mail or send out a letter or package. The letters in the tube above them zoom by)
Narrator: And the postal workers do the rest!
(The scene moves into the letter sorting room. Letters zoom through the tubes into a giant tube that shoots each letter into a smaller tube one at a time. In the giant tube, Mr. Bounce is shown bouncing around inside with the letters)
Narrator: To make sure your mail gets where you want it to go...
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
(The letters pop out of the smaller tube and onto a conveyor belt)
Narrator: Without delay!
(Mr. Nosey picks up a letter from the conveyor belt and looks at it with curiosity)
Narrator: Well, not too much delay. Here in the sorting room, letters are sent on their way to various locations with this special machine!
(Mr. Bump and Mr. Tickle are shown working at the letter sorting machine. At the letter sorting machine, letters go down two different conveyor belts. One into a yellow mailbox and tube, the other into a blue mailbox and tube. Mr. Bump is shown taking his job seriously as he takes a letter off the conveyor belt leading to the yellow mailbox and into a bin where returned or erroneously addressed letters are placed. Mr. Tickle, on the other hand, not so much)
Narrator: Leaving the workers more time for...a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle smiles and tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: (laughs)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) Oh, Mr. Tickle. Please don't do that! You might spill-
(The bin holding all the erroneously addressed letters falls. The letters spill onto the conveyor belt and get sucked up by the yellow mailbox)
Mr. Bump: Great! Now those letters are gonna go to the wrong place!
Mr. Tickle: Sorry, Mr. Bump. I just wanted to give you a tickle.
Mr. Bump: That's very generous of you, but we have a job to do! The delivery of the mail depends on us!
(Mr. Tickle starts tickling Mr. Bump again)
Mr. Tickle: That's why you need this!
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Stop it! Stop! (laughs)
(Mr. Bumps tries to shield himself with two letters)
Mr. Bump: Tickle the mail if you need to tickle something!
(Mr. Tickle moves his arms and tickles Mr. Bump on the head. Mr. Bump reacts by dropping the letters)
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Stop! (laughs)
(Mr. Bump gets sucked into the yellow mailbox)
Mr. Bump: Woah! Ooh!
(Mr. Bump is shown in a machine that makes sure no letter is bent or warped. The machine demonstrates this to the letter next to Mr. Bump and the letter is sent into a tube upon being pressed)
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop!
(Mr. Bump is pressed into an envelope form with a stamp over his mouth)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
(Mr. Bump is sucked into one of the tubes and lands in a basket full of letters)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Mr. Strong picks up the basket of letters and heads over to the mail truck)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Strong hears Mr. Bump but does not know that he's one of the letters in the basket)
Mr. Strong: I could've sworn I just heard Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Strong brushes off what he thought he had heard)
Mr. Strong: Oh well!
(Mr. Strong places the basket of letters into the mail truck and drives off. Mr. Strong arrives at Mr. Stubborn's mailbox and places four letters (including Mr. Bump) into the mailbox)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Strong closes the mailbox)
Mr. Strong: There it is again!
Mr. Bump (muffled and from inside the mailbox): Help! Help!
(Mr. Strong drives away. Mr. Stubborn walks up to his mailbox and prepares to open it only for it to open on its own with the three normal letters flying out of the mailbox)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Stubborn is startled before noticing Mr. Bump in his mailbox)
Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Bump! What are you doing in my mailbox?
Mr. Bump (muffled): It's a long story, Mr. -
(Mr. Stubborn rips the stamp off of Mr. Bump's mouth)
Mr. Bump: OW!!! Thank goodness! What matters is that you're here now to help me.
(Mr. Stubborn looks at Mr. Bump and realize something)
Mr. Stubborn: This is not my address!
(Mr. Stubborn draws an "x" on Mr. Bump's face with a red marker)
Mr. Stubborn: You have been delivered to the wrong house! I have to send you back!
Mr. Bump: No! No you don't! I'll just go home from here.
Mr. Stubborn: No! You are going back! That's the rule! If mail has been sent to you by mistake, you have to send it back to the post office!
Mr. Bump: No! Really, don't-
(Mr. Stubborn sticks a stamp back onto Mr. Bump's mouth)
Mr. Bump: (muffled noises)
(Mr. Stubborn closes his mailbox with Mr. Bump inside. The scene transitions back to the letter sorting room. Mr. Tickle watches as Mr. Bump drops out of the returned letters tube and onto the floor)
Mr. Bump: (screams) Ny-ugh!
Mr. Tickle: Nice to have you back, Mr. Bump!
(Mr. Bump stands up completely exhausted and the letter sorting machine speeds up)
Mr. Bump: Nice to be back, Mr. Tickle.
(A whistle is heard and the letter sorting machine stops)
Mr. Tickle: Yippee! Work is over for today!
Mr. Bump: Oh good. I just want to go home, and lay down, and rest my weary head.
(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Bump)
Mr. Tickle: Somebody definitely needs a tickle!
Mr. Bump: (laughs) No! Don't! No-ho-ho! No! No! Okay! Okay!
(The scene transitions to a stamp-covered background. Mr. Stubborn pops up and sticks a stamp onto the screen. This acts as a transition to the first bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a mailbox to mail a letter. He opens the mailbox door and Mr. Scatterbrain pops out. Mr. Scatterbrain takes Mr. Nervous' letter and gives him a cuttlefish in return. Mr. Scatterbrain goes back into the mailbox and the cuttlefish licks Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous drops the cuttlefish and runs away. The cuttlefish then raises their hat to the audience. The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. Little Miss Scary comes out from behind her mailbox as thunder is heard and lightning flashes)
Miss Scary: If you're like me, you want a good scare whenever you open your mailbox!
(Little Miss Scary opens up her mailbox, bats fly out, and Little Miss Scary takes out a letter covered in pink flowers. This horrifies Little Miss Scary, but not in the way she likes being scared)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary places the letter back in her mailbox and walks over to a table with something covered by a sheet)
Miss Scary: That's why I've invented...
(Little Miss Scary takes the sheet off her latest invention, animated stamps with feared creatures on them)
Miss Scary: "Miss Scary's Stamp's of Fear!"
(Little Miss Scary blows some dust off her stamps and the camera zooms in on the stamps)
Miss Scary (offscreen): Choose from poisonous snake, giant spider, or man-eating lizard!
(Little Miss Scary pops up from behind a mailbox)
Miss Scary: They're totally terrifying! But don't just take my word for it!
(Little Miss Scary mails three letters. Each with one of her Stamps of Fear)
Miss Scary: See how thrilled people are to get a letter with a Stamp of Fear!
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Sunshine walking to her mailbox to fetch her mail)
Miss Sunshine: 🎵La-la-la-la! La-la-la-la!🎵
(Little Miss Sunshine opens her mailbox and takes out a letter with the poisonous snake stamp on it. The stamp rattles its tail)
Miss Sunshine: (screams)
(Little Miss Sunshine drops her letter and runs back into her house. Little Miss Scary opens one of the windows and pops her head out)
Miss Scary: (snorts and laughs) I love it!
(Little Miss Scary uses a letter to fan Little Miss Chatterbox. The scene transitions to Little Miss Chatterbox sitting at a table leaning back on her chair. Little Miss Chatterbox is on the phone looking through her mail. A pillow is also shown on the floor near the chair)
Miss Chatterbox: Isn't mail terrific? (giggles) It's almost as great as finding a nickel in your shoe!
(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up a letter with the giant spider stamp on it. The spider moves as Little Miss Chatterbox holds the letter by her ear)
Miss Chatterbox: (screams)
(Little Miss Chatterbox's chair falls all the way back as Little Miss Chatterbox drops the phone and passes out. Luckily, she lands on the pillow that was on the floor. A dial tone is heard from the phone as the camera moves towards the left to reveal Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: They're fantastic! (snorts and laughs)
(The scene transitions to Mr. Grumpy opening up his mailbox. The man-eating lizard stamp is shown on a letter and flicks its tongue at Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, this is the most ridiculous stamp I've ever seen!
(Little Miss Scary pops up)
Miss Scary: Positively petrifying!
(The scene fades to Mr. Quiet preparing to put two letters in Little Miss Scary's mailbox. Then, Little Miss Scary pokes her head outside her mailbox)
Miss Scary: So don't be a bore and send mail the same old way!
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet drops the letters and runs away)
Miss Scary: Show them you care!
(Little Miss Scary takes out a letter with a Stamp of Fear on it and one of her bats takes it from her)
Miss Scary: By sending mail with...
(The camera shows all three Stamps of Fear)
Miss Scary (offscreen): With "Miss Scary's Stamps of Fear!"
(The scene cuts back to Little Miss Scary)
Miss Scary: Cause, face it! If it isn't scary, it isn't fun!
(The screen fades to black and the next scene fades in. The next scene takes place on the set of "Shazam, That's Good!)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): It's...Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy walks onto the set)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): With your host...
(Mr. Messy trips on an old cup that was lying on the ground. Mr. Messy lands face first but quickly picks himself up and gives a thumbs up to the audience to tell them that he's okay)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Happy (voiceover): Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Messy waves hello and gives a gesture to tell the audience to keep the noise down)
Mr. Messy: How's it going, Dillydale? Welcome to a special edition of Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy walks behind his desk and takes out some pieces of paper)
Mr. Messy: Today, we're gonna see my new music video! That's right!
(Mr. Messy throws the papers into the air and they slowly fall to the ground)
Mr. Messy: My video!
(Mr. Messy puts his feet up on his desk and takes out a mug)
Mr. Messy: And it's sure to put the wiggle back in your day!
(Mr. Messy starts drinking out of the mug when Little Miss Bossy pops up)
Miss Bossy: Cut!
(Mr. Messy does a spit take)
Miss Bossy: Stop the show!
(Little Miss Bossy glares at Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: Miss Bossy?
Miss Bossy: Step aside, Mr. Messy! Today, I'm taking over Shazam, That's Good!
Mr. Messy: But this is my show!
(Mr. Messy tries to take another sip from his mug when Little Miss Bossy pushes his chair (and Mr. Messy himself) away from his desk)
Miss Bossy: Tough tamales! Besides, you're the one who made the video. You can't ask yourself the questions!
(Little Miss Bossy dumps Mr. Messy onto the couch and she moves the chair back to the desk)
Miss Bossy: Now sit down and let's get this party started!
Mr. Messy: Uh, are you sure? Cuz we're about to watch my new music video.
Miss Bossy: I SAID SIT DOWN!!
(Mr. Messy sits down on the couch. Little Miss Bossy tries to speak but is interrupted by the sound of a cowbell that Mr. Messy had found)
Mr. Messy: My lucky cowbell! Heh, I thought I'd lost this!
(Little Miss Bossy takes the cowbell from Mr. Messy)
Miss Bossy: Gimme that!
(Little Miss Bossy tries to speak again but is interrupted by the sound of a tambourine Mr. Messy had found)
Mr. Messy: And my lucky tambourine!
Miss Bossy: Stop interrupting me! Now, tell everyone about this new video of yours.
Mr. Messy: Well it's called "Junk Mail." You know, cuz I love junk! And I like to stick stamps on stuff too! So I decided to write a song about it.
(Mr. Messy starts feeling uncomfortable)
Mr. Messy: Uh, thi...this is weird. Usually I'm the one asking the questions!
(Little Miss Bossy slams her hand on the desk)
Miss Bossy: Get used to it!
(The TV monitor lowers down)
Miss Bossy: So, here it is! Mr. Messy's new song, "Junk Mail!"
(Junk Mail plays)
Mr. Messy: Shazam!
Mr. Messy: 🎵 There's nothing you can't send by mail! All it needs is a stamp! Yeah! You can mail a sock of cheese, or a busted old lamp! Send a dented car fender, or a rusty old clamp! Get it? 🎵
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it! Don't stop it! Send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵And you junk is sure to get there...🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵The very next day! Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' 🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his mailbox and a rusty clamp land on his foot)
Mr. Bump: Gah!
Mr. Messy: 🎵 You're gonna wanna thank me! Check it! To affix it! You lick it, and stick it on the X! That's all there is to stampin'! Yo, It's not that complex!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: Ah!
Miss Whoops:🎵 Don't stop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: Ooh!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵And you junk is sure to get there on🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵The very next day! Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: I'm talking funky junk!
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' 🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail! You'll see!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵You'll see!🎵
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his mailbox and junk covers Mr. Bump)
Mr. Messy: 🎵 You're gonna wanna thank me! Yeah!🎵
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Drop it! Don't stop it! 🎵
Mr. Messy: I'm not talkin' coupons and flyers!
Miss Whoops: 🎵Drop it! Drop-drop it!🎵
Mr. Messy: We're talkin' raggedy old tires!
Miss Whoops: 🎵Drop, drop, drop it🎵
Mr. Messy: The really real junk!
Miss Whoops: 🎵 Send it on its, send it on its, send it on its way!🎵
Mr. Messy: The funky junk!
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵Junk mail!🎵
Mr. Messy: 🎵I'm sendin' junk mail! You'll see!🎵
(Mr. Bump opens his mailbox with a stick and nothing comes out. Much to his happiness and relief)
Mr. Messy and Miss Whoops: 🎵When your mail is full of junk,🎵
(Mr. Messy dumps a garbage truck full of junk onto Mr. Bump)
Mr. Messy: 🎵You're gonna wanna thank me!🎵
(Junk Mail ends with Mr. Messy driving off in the garbage truck. An arrow transitions the scene back to "Shazam, That's Good!" Little Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy are shown jumping up and down on the couch with Little Miss Bossy holding the tambourine)
Mr. Messy: Yeah!
Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy: (laughs)
Mr. Messy: Alright!
(Mr. Messy opens his eyes and sees that they're back on and Mr. Messy and Little Miss Bossy stop jumping)
Mr. Messy: Uh, Miss Bossy! We're back!
(Little Miss Bossy throws the tambourine over her shoulder)
Miss Bossy: I'm the boss around here and I'll decide when we're back or not!
(Little Miss Bossy turns towards the viewers)
Miss Bossy: We're back!
(The audience claps)
Miss Bossy: I gotta tell you, Mr. Messy. That song was pretty good!
Mr. Messy: Thanks, Miss Bossy. Does that mean it gets five stinky socks?
Miss Bossy: No. I give it...five stinky socks...
(Five stinky socks appear on a clothesline above Mr. Messy and Little Miss Bossy)
Miss Bossy: That explode!!
(The stinky socks explode. Sock cheese covers the camera and drips down to reveal Little Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy covered in sock cheese. Mr. Messy is very impressed with Little Miss Bossy's creativity)
Mr. Messy: Sock cheese! Now that's what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Messy remembers that Little Miss Bossy took over his show and he wants it back)
Mr. Messy: Uh, Miss Bossy. You think I could have my show back?
Miss Bossy: Uh...okay!
(Little Miss Bossy takes out the cowbell)
Miss Bossy: But I get to keep the cowbell!
(Little Miss Bossy rings the cowbell)
Audience (offscreen): (laughs)
Mr. Messy: That's all we have for today! Join me next week for...
Miss Bossy and Mr. Messy: Shazam, That's Good!
(Mr. Messy grabs the tambourine and he and Little Miss Bossy start jumping on the couch again)
Mr. Messy: Yeah! (laughs) Alright!
(The scene fades to the next bumper. Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a mailbox to mail two letters. He opens the mailbox door and mails them but one letter flies out of the mailbox. Much to Mr. Nervous' confusion. He tries to mail the letter again when Little Miss Scary pops out wearing her light purple mask with green eyes)
Miss Scary: Ah!!!
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in fear. Little Miss Scary takes off her mask with a triumphant smirk on her face. A giant flower covered letter goes into a giant envelope. The envelope seals up and goes away. This acts as a transition to the next scene. The next scene starts with some birds flying passed the post office)
Narrator: The Dillydale Post Office has a window where packages can be picked up or dropped off.
(Little Miss Daredevil walks to the post office and heads inside. There is no one else on line)
Narrator: Usually,
Miss Daredevil: Woah!
Narrator: A pleasant, cooperative person is hired for the job.
(Mr. Rude is shown behind the window counting stamps)
Mr. Rude: Humph! Hmmm.
Narrator: I did say..."usually."
(Little Miss Daredevil uses her rocket boots to fly over the ropes and to the window)
Miss Daredevil: Hi there!
(Mr. Rude is too busy counting the stamps to notice Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Rude: Un, deux, trois...
Miss Daredevil: Uh...Mr. Rude?
(Mr. Rude notices Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Rude: (sighs) Now you have made me lose my count! I will start again!
(Mr. Rude resumes his stamp counting)
Mr. Rude: Un, deux, trois...
Miss Daredevil: I don't mean to bother you.
Mr. Rude: Oh! Too late for that, Miss Daredevil!
Miss Daredevil: But I was hoping I could just drop off this package.
(Little Miss Daredevil pulls out a rocket-shaped package)
Miss Daredevil: It's already stamped and everything!
(Mr. Rude takes Little Miss Daredevil's package)
Mr. Rude: Fine! Now go!
(Little Miss Daredevil flies away using her rocket boots)
Miss Daredevil: Thanks, Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Rude tosses Little Miss Daredevil's package behind him)
Mr. Rude: (chuckles)
(Little Miss Daredevil's package lands in a trash can. The scene cuts to Mr. Grumpy is walking through the maze of rope barriers to the front window)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
(Mr. Grumpy gets annoyed with the rope barriers and steps over one only to trip and tumble to the front window)
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, Mr. Rude. I'm here to pick up a package.
Mr. Rude: Whoop-de-doo! Wait your turn, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: (gasps)
(Mr. Grumpy looks around to find that he's the only one there besides Mr. Rude. There is even the old, tumbleweed passed the deserted area gag by the ropes)
Mr. Grumpy: Look Rude, I don't have all day!
(Mr. Grumpy takes out a slip with his package information)
Mr. Grumpy: Now here's the slip! Just...give me my package and I'll be on my way!
(Mr. Rude takes Mr. Grumpy's package slip, takes out a pair of reading glasses, looks at the slip, and tosses the glasses away)
Mr. Rude: It is not here.
Mr. Grumpy: What are you talking about!? That slip of paper right there says there's a package here for me to pick up!
Mr. Rude: That is not my problem!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, yes it is! Because I'm not leaving here till I get my package!
Mr. Rude: Fine!
(Mr. Rude walks to the back and gives Mr. Grumpy a magazine)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): Take this!
(Mr. Grumpy unrolls the magazine to find that it's a pajama catalogue for Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Grumpy: Now why would I want Mr. Quiet's pajama catalogue?
(Mr. Grumpy rolls the magazine back up in frustration)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! I demand to see the manager!
(Mr. Scatterbrain comes down from the top of the window hanging upside down)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am! (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy is clearly surprised to see Mr. Scatterbrain)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Scatterbrain! You're the manager?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Yep!
(Mr. Scatterbrain goes up before coming back down wearing a top hat and holding a giant key)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And I'm also the Mayor of Dillydale!
(Mr. Scatterbrain drops the key)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But I don't like to brag!
Mr. Grumpy: I want to file a formal complaint!
(Mr. Scatterbrain rights himself up and stands next to Mr. Rude behind the window)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude here has been completely unhelpful! All I want to do is pick up my package and go!
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes off his top hat)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here! If it'll make you feel any better, you can have a stapler!
(Mr. Scatterbrain and takes out a stapler that is quickly confiscated by Mr. Rude)
Mr. Rude: That is my stapler! Give away your own!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Then how about...
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a baby ostrich frim under the window)
Mr. Scatterbrain: A baby ostrich?
(The baby ostrich blinks twice then gets up to hug Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers that's it! I've tried to be pleasant...
Mr. Rude: Is that what you call it?
Mr. Grumpy: That slip of paper says there's a package here for me and I want it!
(Both Mr. Grumpy and the baby ostrich cross their arms (or in the ostrich's case, wings) in frustration)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Are you sure Mr. Grumpy's package isn't here?
Mr. Rude: Positive.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well then, I'm sorry Mr. Grumpy. Maybe you should try back again tomorrow.
(Mr. Scatterbrain ducks under the window and pops back up with a bowl full of pudding)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Who wants pudding?
(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away with the pudding)
Mr. Grumpy: My package had better be here tomorrow!
(The baby ostrich takes the package slip away from Mr. Rude)
Mr. Grumpy: (whistles)
(The baby ostrich comes to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Grumpy climbs on the back of the baby ostrich. The baby ostrich carries Mr. Grumpy and walks through the maze of rope barriers to the door)
Mr. Grumpy: I'd hate to think you ruined my perfectly good mood for nothing!
(Mr. Grumpy leaves on the baby ostrich when Mr. Rude notices something)
Mr. Rude: Oh look!
(Mr. Rude takes out Mr. Grumpy's package)
Mr. Rude: Mr. Grumpy's package. Let me put it somewhere safe for when he comes tomorrow!
(Mr. Rude tosses Mr. Grumpy's over his shoulder)
Mr. Rude: (laughs)
(Mr. Grumpy's package hits Little Miss Daredevil's package. Little Miss Daredevil's package starts to shake. Mr. Rude resumes his stamp counting)
Mr. Rude: Uh, deux...
(The rocket that was in Little Miss Daredevil's package turns on and starts zooming all around the back room. The rocket hits Mr. Rude in the face and Mr. Rude gets up covered in stamps from head to toe)
(The scene fades to black and transitions to the next bumper. A tense Mr. Nervous is shown walking up to a mailbox to mail a letter. He opens the mailbox door and an alien comes out. Mr. Nervous hands the alien his letter. The alien goes back into the mailbox and the mailbox takes off as if it were the alien's spaceship)
Mr. Nervous: Geh!
(Mr. Nervous passes out from shock. The scene transitions to Mr. Messy shoving junk into a mailbox as Mr. Funny walks by with a stamped jar of pickles to mail)
Narrator: And so you see, the good people of Dillydale really do love their mail!
(Mr. Funny walks over to another mailbox next to the one Mr. Messy is at and mails the jar of pickles)
Narrator: Whether it's sending off a letter or or collecting a package!
(Mr. Rude is shown behind the post office window eating the pickles from Mr. Funny's package. Mr. Scatterbrain walks up to the window with a package slip for the pickles. Mr. Rude gives Mr. Scatterbrain the jar of pickles containing the few pickles left but Mr. Scatterbrain takes the bow off the lid and switches it with his hat instead of taking the package. Much to Mr. Rude's delight)
Narrator: For the Mr. Men and Little Misses, opening mail can be full of surprises!
(The scene transitions to a scared Mr. Nervous about to open his mailbox)
Narrator: Of course for some, just opening the mailbox is surprising enough!
(Mr. Bump pops out of Mr. Nervous' mailbox)
Mr. Nervous: Goh!
(Mr. Nervous faints and Mr. Bump stamps his forehead)
Mr. Bump: Poopity poop.
(Mr. Bump goes back into the mailbox and closes the carrier door)
(Fade to black)
(Episode ends here)