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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big light green screen comes up with "Reptiles" written on it, an alligator, and who created the episode underneath)

Snake (voiceover): (hissing)

(The episode begins with a shot of a snake, a lizard, and a turtle)

Snake: (hisses)

Narrator: Ah, reptiles.

(The camera pans over to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary has a snake on her head. Little Miss Sunshine walks over walking her pink chameleon Pinkie)

Narrator: Snakes, lizards, and tortoises may be cold-blooded creatures...

Snake: (hisses)

(Pinkie jumps up onto Little Miss Sunshine's head in fear)

Narrator: But they warm the hearts of the Mr. Men and Little Misses.

(Mr. Nervous is shown trembling next to a small turtle)

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)

Turtle: (clicks)

Mr. Nervous: (shrieks)

Narrator: Though some may fear reptiles,

(Mr. Nervous retracts all his limbs into himself like a turtle and for some reason, his nose turns red)

Narrator: There really is no reason to treat them...

(A lizard is shown at a park bench where Mr. Rude is trying to enjoy his sandwich. The lizard is begging Mr. Rude for a bite)

Lizard: (hisses)

Narrator: But...

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: Respect.

Lizard: (hisses)

Narrator: Of course, one should always be careful.

(The camera pans over to the banks of a swamp where Mr. Bump is nervously standing by. There is a sign nearby that says "Do Not Feed the Alligators")

Narrator: Especially if you're Mr. Bump and you've been invited on "Mr. Stubborn's Swamp Tour."

(Mr. Bump looks at the "Do Not Feed the Alligators" sign)

Alligator sound effect: (growling)

(Mr. Bump tries to run away when he is suddenly hooked by a giant cane and pulled onto Mr. Stubborn's airboat. Little Miss Chatterbox is also there for the tour)

Mr. Bump: Y-ah!

(Mr. Stubborn turns the airboat on, and drives on the land for a moment before u-turning back to drive on the swampy waters)

Miss Chatterbox: I've always wanted to take "Mr. Stubborn's Swamp Tour." (giggles) I think swamps are fascinating. Don't you, Mr. Bump? Heh! There's all that mud and slime and lily pads.

Mr. Bump: Uh, I don't know, Miss Chatterbox. Alligators live in swamps. Isn't that right, Mr. Stubborn?

Mr. Stubborn: There are no alligators in this swamp!

(The airboat passes by a congregation of alligators sunbathing on some rocks)

Alligators: (bellowing softly)

Mr. Stubborn: This swamp is so safe, a kitten could live here!

Mr. Bump: Hm?

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I don't see how cats could live in water. Have you ever tried to give a cat a bath? I have. I was like, "Kitty, I'm just trying to get you clean." And the cat was like, "MEOW! RHH! HH!" What a disaster.

(Mr. Stubborn stops the airboat and takes out an inner tube attached to a rope)

Mr. Stubborn: It's now time for the special feature of my swamp tour, swamp tubing!

(Mr. Stubborn throws the inner tube into the water)

Mr. Bump: If it's all the same to you Mr. Stubborn, I'd prefer to avoid any alligators.

Mr. Stubborn: I told you, there are no alligators in this swamp! Just jump in and swim to that tube, Mr. Bump. I do not have all day!

Miss Chatterbox: Give it a try, Mr. Bump. I'm sure Mr. Stubborn knows this swamp better than anyone else. (giggles) If there were alligators here, he would know.

Mr. Bump: Uh, okay. (chuckles nervously)

(Mr. Bump jump out of the boat)

Mr. Bump: Ah!

(Mr. Bump splashes into the water)

Mr. Stubborn: Miss Chatterbox...

(Mr. Bump swims towards the inner tube)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (humming)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): Watch and tell me when Mr. Bump is on the tube and ready to go.

Miss Chatterbox: No problem! Will do!

(Little Miss Chatterbox turns around to look at Mr. Bump. Little Miss Chatterbox ends up giving a salute and a boatswain whistle is heard faintly. The camera immediately cuts back to Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Stubborn: Enough talk, let's go!

(Mr. Stubborn turns the boat back on and the airboat drives at a fast speed just as Mr. Bump grabs the inner tube. This ends up resulting in Mr. Bump holding onto the inner tube with all his might as it is pulled by the boat)

Mr. Bump: Woah!!

(Mr. Bump pulls himself onto the inner tube and sits down on it)

Mr. Bump: Hey, this is kind of fun!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox is at the stern holding a camera)

Miss Chatterbox: Wait right there, Mr. Bump! Let me take a picture.

(Little Miss Chatterbox snaps a few pictures with her camera)

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Look at me! Swamp king!

(Back on the inner tube, an alligator appears, starts swimming towards Mr. Bump, and opens their jaws. Mr. Bump sees the alligator and starts panicking)

Alligator: (growls softly)

Mr. Bump: (screams) Alligator!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox struggles to take a picture with her camera)

Miss Chatterbox: (scoffs) What is wrong with my camera? This always happens whenever I really, really, really want to take a picture!

(Back on the inner tube, the alligator continues swimming after Mr. Bump, and snapping their jaws at him)

Mr. Bump: No! (screams) Get away! Get away!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox continues fiddling with her camera)

Miss Chatterbox: It just won't turn on!

(The camera snaps another picture)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Here it goes.

(Little Miss Chatterbox positions herself to take another photo)

Mr. Stubborn: That's enough tubing for today.

(Mr. Stubborn stops the airboat. The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: No! Don't stop! Alligator!

(The alligator starts catching up to Mr. Bump and continues snapping their jaws at Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Speed up! Speed up!!

(Mr. Bump kicks at the inner tube)

Mr. Bump: Faster! Faster!

(The alligator bites the inner tube, deflating it in the process. Mr. Bump jumps off the inner tube just in time)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump starts swimming away from the alligator as they chase after Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: (hyperventilates)

(Little Miss Chatterbox sees what's going on)

Miss Chatterbox: Goodness me, Mr. Stubborn!

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): OW! (hyperventilates)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): There ARE alligators here!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Ow! (hyperventilates)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): One's chasing Mr. Bump right now!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Ow! (hyperventilates)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Wow! They look so different from the ones on TV, don't they?

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Ow! (hyperventilates)

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws twice offscreen)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): Miss Chatterbox,

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Ow! (hyperventilates)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): You are starting to annoy me.

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Ow! (hyperventilates)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): There are no alligators in this swamp!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen. Mr. Bump finally reaches the boat)

Mr. Bump: (hyperventilates)

(Mr. Bump grabs the side of the boat. Mr. Bump is holding the popped inner tube)

Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Bump! What did you do with my tube?

(Mr. Bump climbs back onto the boat and reveals an alligator chomping on his bottom)

Mr. Bump: Ask him.

Alligator: (snarls)

(Mr. Stubborn is not happy about his tube and Little Miss Chatterbox prepares to take another picture)

Miss Chatterbox: Ah! Say cheese Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: No.

(The alligator chomping on Mr. Bump's bottom goes back into the water just as more alligators swim over to the boat and start eating it)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh look! There are more alligators eating the boat!

Mr. Bump: Mayday! Mayday! Ooh, in other words...HELP!!

Mr. Stubborn: Those are not alligators! They are just ducks with long pointy beaks!

Mr. Bump: (whimpers)

(Mr. Stubborn looks at the alligators)

Mr. Stubborn: SHOO DUCKS, SHOO!!

(Mr. Stubborn blows an airhorn to scare the alligators away)

Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Bump: (whimpers)

(The boat begins to sink)

Mr. Bump: Um, we're sinking.

Mr. Stubborn: Why must you always be so negative?

Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.

(The boat continues to sink. Mr. Bump looks nervously around as the boat sinks deeper into the water)

Miss Chatterbox: Wow. I had no idea the swamp tour was going to be so exciting.

Mr. Bump: (whimpers)

Miss Chatterbox: I mean, I knew swamps were fascinating. But who knew..

(The boat sinks fully under the swamp water, taking Mr. Stubborn, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Bump with it)

Miss Chatterbox (gurgling): That we would get to see so much? Honestly, I don't think I...

(Little Miss Chatterbox's voice gets cut off as lizards swarm the screen)

Mr. Stubborn (gurgling): This swamp...IS CHEAP!

(The lizards crawl all across the screen before fleeing and revealing the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is standing in front of a dark bluish-gray background. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea and takes out a green balloon. He blows the balloon up, twists it, and turns it into a balloon alligator. The balloon alligator then comes to life and eats Mr. Scatterbrain's hat, much to Mr. Scatterbrain's surprise. Mr. Scatterbrain blinks at the viewers. The screen fades to black. The next scene, Mr. Nervous: The Reptile Hunter of Dillydale, begins. Short clips of Mr. Nervous running away from reptiles plays before showing the show's logo)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶He tries so hard, but without fail, when he's on the scent of a reptilian trail! He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken, Mr. Nervous! The reptile hunter of Dillydale!🎶

(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle are shown crawling through tall grass)

Mr. Nervous: (whimpers)

(Mr. Nervous rises from the tall grass)

Mr. Nervous: Hello. And welcome to the show.

(Mr. Nervous looks around nervously)

Mr. Nervous: I'm Mr. Nervous, your host. And today we're in search of the Spotted Honking Turtle.

(Mr. Nervous takes out a black and white photo of the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Nervous: Joining me are my guests, Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle.

(Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle rise up from the tall grass as they are introduced)

Mr. Happy: Thank you for inviting me along on this wonderful expedition!

Mr. Tickle: Yes!

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers in anticipation)

Mr. Tickle: I've never tickled a turtle before!

Mr. Nervous: D'oh! You might not want to get too close, Mr. Tickle.

(Mr. Nervous shows the viewers the black and white photo of the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Nervous: The Spotted Honking Turtle can be quite...

(Mr. Nervous throws the photo behind his back)

Mr. Nervous: Terrifying! As if its spots aren't frightening enough, it's powerful honk can scare away even the bravest of men! In fact,

(Mr. Nervous points to the right for Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Nervous: Why don't you all go on without me? I'll just wait here.

Mr. Tickle: Maybe you just need a tickle, Mr. Nervous.

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous (overlap): N-n-n-no! No! (giggles)

Mr. Tickle (overlap): (laughs)

Mr. Nervous: Okay!

(Mr. Nervous pushes Mr. Tickle's arms away)

Mr. Nervous: Okay! Fine! We'll carry on. This way

(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle get back down on their hands and knees and continue crawling through tall grass. The camera cuts to a riverbank with a nest of eggs to the left of it and tall grass behind it. Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle rise up from the tall grass and look at the nest)

Mr. Nervous: The Spotted Honking Turtle makes its home here on the riverbank.

(The camera zooms out. The mother Spotted Honking Turtle appears in front of the riverbank. The camera cuts back over to Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: (shrieks)! There it is! Show's over! Time to go!

Mother Spotted Honking Turtle: (honks loudly)

(Mr. Happy waves to the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Happy (overlap): Hi!

Mr. Nervous (overlap): Oh please, Mr. Happy.

(Mr. Happy stops waving)

Mr. Nervous: You don't want to make her angry.

(Mr. Tickle sees a next full of turtle eggs)

Mr. Tickle: Are these turtle eggs?

Mr. Nervous: Eggs, yes. Luckily, none of them have hatched! Launching their honking menace across these muddy banks!

Mr. Tickle: Maybe they just need a tickle?

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the eggs)

Mr. Nervous: (screams) N-n-n-no!! N-n-n-no!!

(Mr. Tickle continues tickling the eggs until they hatch and five baby honking turtles are born)

Baby Honking Turtles: (honking)

Mr. Happy: How adorable!

(Mr. Happy reaches his hand over the nest to try and pet the turtles)

Baby Honking Turtles: (honking)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! Oh, Mr. Happy! Stay away from it!

(Mr. Nervous crouches down in worry)

Mr. Nervous: They're tricky little fellows!

(Three of the honking turtle babies bite Mr. Happy's fingers. Mr. Happy jumps from the unexpected, and painful, reaction)

Mr. Happy: OUCH!! Who knew these baby Honking Turtles had such a grip?

Mr. Nervous: We should all run...NOW!!

Mr. Tickle: Let me help, Mr. Happy.

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the turtles that are biting Mr. Happy's fingers. The first baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #1: (yelps)

(The second baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #2: (yelps)

(The third baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #3: (yelps)

(Mr. Happy's hand throbs from the pain)

Mr. Happy: Thank you, Mr. Tickle.

Mr. Tickle: Always happy to tickle.

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers on his right hand)

Mr. Nervous: Eeh. Must be going now. Mother Honking Turtles are very protective of their young. Who knows what she might do to us! Oh-ho! (whimpers)

(The mother Spotted Honking Turtle rises out of the water)

Mother Spotted Honking Turtle (overlap): (honks loudly)

Mr. Nervous (overlap): (gasps)

Mr. Nervous: Uh, that's all the time we have for today! Thank you for watching! (cries)

(Mr. Nervous runs away leaving Mr. Tickle and Mr. Happy baffled. The scene then transitions to the outro of the show, which shows the Mr. Nervous in the logo watching another Mr. Nervous getting chased by a turtle)

Mr. Nervous (overlap): (screams)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover and overlap): 🎶He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken, Mr. Nervous!🎶

Mr. Nervous: (yelps)

(Mr. Nervous ducks down in the logo and grabs his hat that somehow remains in the air and pulls it down)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶The reptile hunter of Dillydale!🎶 (laughs)

(The screen fades to black. The second bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is standing in front of a dark bluish-gray background. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea and takes out a green balloon. He blows the balloon up, twists it, and turns it into a balloon chameleon. The balloon chameleon then comes to life and eats Mr. Scatterbrain's nose, much to Mr. Scatterbrain's surprise. Mr. Scatterbrain looks at the viewers in disbelief over what just happened. The screen fades to the next scene. The next scene takes place in the Dillydale Desert)

Narrator: The Dillydale Desert isn't such a bad place to be.

(The camera cuts over to a lizard. The lizard is lying on a rock soaking up the sun. The lizard flicks their tongue out)

Narrator: If you're a lizard.

Lizard: (soft chirp)

(The camera zooms out to reveal a road and Mr. Grumpy standing next to his broken down car)

Narrator: But when your Mr. Grumpy and your car has broken down,

Lizard: (soft chirp)

Narrator: The hot desert can make you awfully tetchy .

(Mr. Grumpy looks up)

Narrator: Then again,

Mr. Grumpy: Humph.

(Vultures are seen circling around the sun)

Vultures: (squawking)

Narrator: What doesn't make Mr. Grumpy tetchy?

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh great. No phone, no car in sight. Looks like I'm vulture breakfast.

(Mr. Grumpy sees a vulture flying towards him and ducks)

Vulture: (screeches)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!

(A vulture snatches Mr. Grumpy's hat)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh...

(Mr. Grumpy puts on an identical hat)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!

(Mr. Grumpy crosses his arms. Mr. Scatterbrain runs over, pulling a rickshaw. In the rickshaw, Mustard the Iguana is there enjoying the ride)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain stops at Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, Scatterbrain. What are you doing here?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, I'm taking Mustard,

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at Mustard)

Mr. Scatterbrain: My iguana,

(Mustard sticks his tongue out)

Mustard: (growls softly)

Mr. Scatterbrain: To the Dillydale Reptile Show. Do you want to come along? You can ride in my rickshaw. Mustard would like the company.

Mr. Grumpy: I'd sooner eat a cactus

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmmm...I might have a cactus for you. Let's see...

(Mr. Scatterbrain digs through his pockets and takes out a diamond tiara. Mr. Scatterbrain places the diamond tiara on Mr. Grumpy's head)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A diamond tiara.

Mr. Grumpy: Humph!

(Mr. Grumpy takes the diamond tiara off his head and throws it away. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a glockenspiel)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A glockenspiel.

(Mr. Scatterbrain throws the glockenspiel away and takes out a glockenspiel key)

Mr. Scatterbrain: The missing key on the glockenspiel.

(Mr. Scatterbrain throws the glockenspiel key away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Nope! No cactus!

(Little Miss Sunshine is shown driving on the road with a pink chameleon in her car with her. Mr. Grumpy sees the car but not Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Grumpy: A car! Maybe they can help.

(Little Miss Sunshine stops her car by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mustard. Mr. Grumpy realizes that Little Miss Sunshine's car was the one he saw upon seeing her, much to his vexation)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh. It's you, Miss Sunshine.

Miss Sunshine: It certainly is. I've been me all day!

(Mr. Grumpy gives Little Miss Sunshine a puzzled look)

Miss Sunshine: Do you need a lift?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh why not!?

(Mr. Grumpy get into Little Miss Sunshine's car and buckles in)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Miss Sunshine! Mustard and I are going to the Dillydale Reptile Show.

Miss Sunshine: So am I! I'm taking Pinky, my chameleon.

(Pinky turns to look at the scowling Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Of course you are.

Miss Sunshine: Why don't you come along, Mr. Scatterbrain? The more the merrier.

Mr. Grumpy: I hate merry.

(Mr. Scatterbrain gets into Little Miss Sunshine's car. Mustard hops out of the rickshaw and onto Mr. Scatterbrain's arm. Mr. Scatterbrain then uses both of his hands to hold Mustard)

Miss Sunshine: And clunk click every trip!

(Little Miss Sunshine drives down the road with her passengers in tow)

Miss Sunshine: Good thing I bought a car with seats in it.

(Pinky turns blue)

Mr. Grumpy: This thing's turning blue. Is it gonna attack?

Miss Sunshine: Oh, no. That's what chameleons do, Mr. Grumpy. They turn colors. And then they spit!

(Mr. Grumpy looks at Pinky)

Mr. Grumpy: Don't even think about it.

(Little Miss Sunshine sees Mr. Lazy and his pet tortoise, McMillian, offscreen)

Miss Sunshine: Look, it's Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Scatterbrain: And McMillan, his tortoise!

Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing? There's no more room in this car! Keep going! Drive on!

(Little Miss Sunshine stops her car by Mr. Lazy and McMillian. The latter two are on the side of the road)

Miss Sunshine: Hello, Mr. Lazy. Why don't you two hop in?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, go hop somewhere else! There's no room in here!

Mr. Lazy: Am I glad to see you, Miss Sunshine. McMillian wanted to walk to the Reptile Show, but's it's hard to keep up with a tortoise)

(Mr. Lazy picks McMillian up and places him in front of Mr. Grumpy. Much to Mr. Grumpy's distain)

Mr. Grumpy: Humph! Oh!

(Mr. Lazy then sits down in the car next to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Miss Sunshine: Clunk click every trip.

(Little Miss Sunshine drives her car down the road with her passengers in tow)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, reptiles give me the heebie jeebies!

Miss Sunshine: Oh, don't be silly. They're just like you and me, only they're hatched from eggs.

(McMillan looks at Mr. Grumpy)

McMillan: (roars)

Mr. Grumpy: Huh?

Mr. Scatterbrain: I think McMillan likes you.

(McMillan eats Mr. Grumpy's hat)

Mr. Grumpy: (groans)

Mr. Lazy: I think he likes your hat too.

Mr. Grumpy: Humph!

(Pinky flicks her sticky tongue at Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Ugh! Stop the car!

(Little Miss Sunshine stops the car. Mr. Grumpy gets out of the car)

Miss Sunshine: Is everything alright, Mr. Grumpy?

Mr. Grumpy: No, it is not, thank you very much!

(Mr. Grumpy takes out an identical hat to the one that got eaten and puts it on his head)

Mr. Grumpy: If I wanted to be this close to reptiles, I'd live in a swamp! You all go on to your little Reptile Show. I'll walk back to town from here.

Miss Sunshine: Okay.

(Little Miss Sunshine drives away with Pinky, Mr. Lazy, McMillian, Mustard, and Mr. Scatterbrain in tow)

Miss Sunshine: Goodbye Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye)

Mr. Scatterbrain: See ya!

(Mr. Grumpy starts to walk home but is stopped by a lizard)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

(Mr. Grumpy and the lizard look at each other)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm...

(The lizard smiles at Mr. Grumpy. The scene transitions to the Reptile Show where, in addition to Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Scatterbrain and their pet reptiles; Pinky, McMillian, and Mustard. Mr. Strong, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Messy are also there with a Gila monster, a snake, and a lizard respectively)

Miss Sunshine: I had no idea there'd be so many reptiles at a reptile show!

(Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Scatterbrain walk by a stand Mr. Grumpy is sitting at. They notice him and look at him in surprise)

Miss Sunshine: (gasp) Mr. Grumpy?

Mr. Grumpy: Don't ask! And his name is Martin.

(Martin's scales puff out to look like a lion's mane)

Martin: (purrs)

(Martin's scales puff out to look like a lion's mane. The scene fade to blacks. The third bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain makes a balloon snake that bites Mr. Scatterbrain on the nose. Mr. Scatterbrain then deflates away like a balloon. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode and the aftermath of some events. Like Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox walking out of the swamp, for instance)

Narrator: And so ends another reptile filled day...

(Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox reach the banks of the swamp soaking wet)

Narrator: In Dillydale.

(Mr. Nervous is shown in his reptile hunting outfit, trembling as a lizard scurries over towards him)

Narrator: Now you know just how much...

(Mr. Nervous jumps in fear)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Mr. Nervous runs away as the lizard chases him)

Lizard: (hisses)

(At the Reptile Show, Mr. Lazy is shown sitting on top of McMillian's shell. Behind Mr. Grumpy's table are Little Miss Sunshine (who is tickling Pinky), Mr. Grumpy (with Marty on top of his head wearing his hat), and Mr. Scatterbrain (who is petting Mustard))

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses care for these cold-blooded creatures. They don't let scaliness, slitheriness, or even sharp pointy teeth get in the way of their affection.

(Mr. Bump walks over with an alligator chomping on his bottom)

Narrator: Unless, of course,

Alligator: (snarling)

Narrator: Those teeth are chomping on your bottom!

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]


US Dub[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big light green screen comes up with "Reptiles" written on it, an alligator, and who created the episode underneath)

Snake (voiceover): (hissing)

(The episode begins with a shot of a snake, a lizard, and a turtle)

Snake: (hisses)

Narrator: Ah, reptiles.

(The camera pans over to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary has a snake on her head. Little Miss Sunshine walks over walking her pink chameleon Pinkie)

Narrator: Snakes, turtles, and lizards may be cold-blooded creatures...

Snake: (hisses)

(Pinkie jumps up onto Little Miss Sunshine's head in fear)

Narrator: But they warm the hearts of the Mr. Men and Little Misses.

(Mr. Nervous is shown trembling next to a small turtle)

Narrator: Though some may fear reptiles,

Turtle: (clicks)

Mr. Nervous: G'oh-ho!

(Mr. Nervous retracts all his limbs into himself like a turtle and for some reason, his nose turns red)

Narrator: There really is no reason to treat them...

(A lizard is shown at a park bench where Mr. Rude is trying to enjoy his sandwich. The lizard is begging Mr. Rude for a bite)

Lizard: (hisses)

Narrator: But...

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: Respect.

Lizard: (hisses)

Narrator: Of course, one should always be careful.

(The camera pans over to the banks of a swamp where Mr. Bump is nervously standing by. There is a sign nearby that says "Do Not Feed the Alligators")

Narrator: Especially if you're Mr. Bump and you've been invited on "Mr. Stubborn's Swamp Tour."

(Mr. Bump looks at the "Do Not Feed the Alligators" sign)

Alligator sound effect: (growling)

(Mr. Bump tries to run away when he is suddenly hooked by a giant cane and pulled onto Mr. Stubborn's airboat. Little Miss Chatterbox is also there for the tour)

Mr. Bump: P'ah! Woah!

(Mr. Stubborn turns the airboat on, and drives on the land for a moment before u-turning back to drive on the swampy waters)

Miss Chatterbox: I've always wanted to take "Mr. Stubborn's Swamp Tour." I think swamps are fascinating. Don't you, Mr. Bump? Heh! There's all that muck and slime and lily pads.

Mr. Bump: D-uh, I don't know, Miss Chatterbox. Alligators live in swamps. Isn't that right, Mr. Stubborn?

Mr. Stubborn: There are no alligators in this swamp!

(The airboat passes by a congregation of alligators sunbathing on some rocks)

Alligators: (bellowing softly)

Mr. Stubborn: This swamp is so safe, a kitten could live here!

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) I don't see how cats could live in water. Have you ever tried to give a cat a bath? I have. I was like, "Kitty, I'm just trying to get you clean." And the cat was like, "HSS! RHH! HH!" What a disaster.

(Mr. Stubborn stops the airboat and takes out an inner tube attached to a rope)

Mr. Stubborn: It's now time for the special feature of my swamp tour, swamp tubing!

(Mr. Stubborn throws the inner tube into the water)

Mr. Bump: If it's all the same to you Mr. Stubborn, I'd prefer to avoid any alligators.

Mr. Stubborn: I told you, there are no alligators in this swamp! Just jump in and swim to that tube, Mr. Bump. I do not have all day!

Miss Chatterbox: Give it a try, Mr. Bump. I'm sure Mr. Stubborn knows this swamp better than anyone else. (giggles) If there were alligators here, he would know.

Mr. Bump: G'uh, well, okay.

(Mr. Bump jump out of the boat and splashes into the water)

Mr. Stubborn: Miss Chatterbox...

(Mr. Bump swims towards the inner tube)

Mr. Stubborn: Watch and tell me when Mr. Bump is on the tube and ready to go.

Miss Chatterbox: No problem! Will do!

(Little Miss Chatterbox turns around to look at Mr. Bump. Little Miss Chatterbox ends up giving a salute and a boatswain whistle is heard faintly. The camera immediately cuts back to Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Stubborn: Enough talk, let's go!

(Mr. Stubborn turns the boat back on and the airboat drives at a fast speed just as Mr. Bump grabs the inner tube. This ends up resulting in Mr. Bump holding onto the inner tube with all his might as it is pulled by the boat)

Mr. Bump: Woah!!

(Mr. Bump pulls himself onto the inner tube and sits down on it)

Mr. Bump: Hey, this is kind of fun!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox is at the stern holding a camera)

Miss Chatterbox: Wait right there, Mr. Bump! Let me take a picture.

(Little Miss Chatterbox snaps a few pictures with her camera. Back on the inner tube, an alligator appears, starts swimming towards Mr. Bump, and opens their jaws. Mr. Bump sees the alligator and starts panicking)

Mr. Bump: (screams) Alligator!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox struggles to take a picture with her camera)

Miss Chatterbox: (scoffs) What is wrong with my camera? This always happens whenever I really really want to take a picture!

(Back on the inner tube, the alligator continues swimming after Mr. Bump, and snapping their jaws at him)

Mr. Bump: No! (screams) Get away! Get away!

(The camera cuts back to the boat. Little Miss Chatterbox continues fiddling with her camera)

Miss Chatterbox: It just won't turn on!

(The camera snaps another picture)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh wait! Here it goes.

(Little Miss Chatterbox positions herself to take another photo)

Mr. Stubborn: That's enough tubing for today.

(Mr. Stubborn stops the airboat. The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: No! No, don't stop! Alligator!

(The alligator starts catching up to Mr. Bump and continues snapping their jaws at Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: Speed up! Speed up!!

(Mr. Bump kicks at the inner tube)

Mr. Bump: FASTER!!

(The alligator bites the inner tube, deflating it in the process. Mr. Bump jumps off the inner tube just in time and starts swimming away from the alligator as they chase after Mr. Bump. Little Miss Chatterbox sees what's going on)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh my gosh!

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): (screams)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Mr. Stubborn, there ARE alligators here!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Gah!

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): One's chasing Mr. Bump right now!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Gah! (whimpers)

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Wow! They look so different from the ones on TV, don't they?

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws twice offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Gah! Gah! (whimpers)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): Miss Chatterbox, you are starting to annoy me.

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen)

Mr. Bump (offscreen and overlap): Gah!

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): There are no alligators in this swamp!

(The alligator is heard snapping their jaws offscreen. Mr. Bump finally reaches the boat)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

(Mr. Bump grabs the side of the boat. Mr. Bump is holding the popped inner tube)

Mr. Stubborn: Mr. Bump! What did you do to my tube?

(Mr. Bump climbs back onto the boat and reveals an alligator chomping on his bottom)

Mr. Bump: Ask him.

(Mr. Stubborn is not happy about his tube and Little Miss Chatterbox prepares to take another picture)

Miss Chatterbox: Ah! Say cheese Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: No.

(The alligator chomping on Mr. Bump's bottom goes back into the water just as more alligators swim over to the boat and start eating it)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh look! There are more alligators eating the boat!

Mr. Bump: Mayday! Mayday! Oh, in other words...HELP!!

Mr. Stubborn: Those are not alligators! They are just ducks with long pointy beaks!

(Mr. Stubborn looks at the alligators)

Mr. Stubborn: SCRAM DUCKS, SCRAM!!

(Mr. Stubborn blows an airhorn to scare the alligators away. Then the boat begins to sink)

Mr. Bump: Uh, we're sinking.

Mr. Stubborn: Why must you always be so negative?

Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop.

(The boat continues to sink. Mr. Bump looks nervously around as the boat sinks deeper into the water)

Miss Chatterbox: Boy, I had no idea the swamp tour was going to be so exciting. I mean, I knew swamps were fascinating.

(The boat sinks fully under the swamp water, taking Mr. Stubborn, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Bump with it)

Miss Chatterbox (gurgling): But who knew that we would get to see so much? Honestly, I don't think I ever...

(Little Miss Chatterbox's voice gets cut off as lizards swarm the screen. They crawl all across the screen before fleeing and revealing the first bumper. Mr. Scatterbrain is standing in front of a dark bluish-gray background. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea and takes out a green balloon. He blows the balloon up, twists it, and turns it into a balloon alligator. The balloon alligator then comes to life and eats Mr. Scatterbrain's hat, much to Mr. Scatterbrain's surprise. Mr. Scatterbrain blinks at the viewers. The screen fades to black. The next scene shows Little Miss Scary wearing a turban on her head standing by a snake basket, a box with a snake pictured on it, and a Taj Mahal set behind her)

Miss Scary: I'm Miss Scary. Here to tell you about my terrifying new product...

(The screen zooms in and out as Little Miss Scary shows the viewers her snake charming kit)

Miss Scary: "Miss Scary's Snake Charming Kit!"

(Little Miss Scary is shown holding the recorder. As she talks, the camera slowly zooms in on her face)

Miss Scary: It's the perfect gift, party game, or hobby!

(When the camera zooms in towards Little Miss Scary's eyes, the camera cuts away to show Little Miss Scary in the second quadrant of the screen)

Miss Scary: Every kit comes with...

(A recorder appears in the first quadrant of the screen)

Miss Scary: A recorder...

(A basket appears in the third quadrant of the screen)

Miss Scary: A basket...

(A cobra appears in the fourth quadrant of the screen)

Cobra: (hisses)

Miss Scary: And one giant cobra!

(The scene transitions to Mr. Rude, Mr. Noisy, and Mr. Tickle hanging out. The snake charming kit is also with them. Mr. Tickle hands Mr. Noisy the recorder. Mr. Tickle starts playing the accordion while Mr. Noisy plays the recorder. The cobra rises out of the basket and startles Mr. Noisy and Mr. Tickle)

Cobra: (hisses)

Mr. Noisy: (screams)

(Mr. Noisy and Mr. Tickle run away. Mr. Rude laughs inaudibly for a moment before the cobra starts chasing him)

Mr. Rude: (screams)

(The cobra continues to chase Mr. Rude as Little Miss Scary reappears to talk to the viewers)

Cobra: (hisses)

Miss Scary: That's a Saturday night they'll never forget!

(The scene transitions to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Whoops. Mr. Quiet is playing the recorder when the cobra comes out of the basket and coils around Mr. Quiet's head)

Miss Scary (voiceover): Finally!

Cobra: (hisses)

(Little Miss Scary slides across the screen)

Miss Scary: A hobby worth doing!

(Mr. Quiet stops playing the recorder and he and Little Miss Whoops look up at the cobra)

Mr. Quiet: Uh, can someone take this snake off my head?

(Little Miss Scary appears with a cobra slithering up the wall)

Miss Scary: There's no end to the fun you can have...

(The first cobra slithers away and two more cobras slither across the screen. One on the ground and one on the ceiling)

Miss Scary: With Miss Scary's Snake Charming Kit! And...

(The first cobra slithers down the wall)

Miss Scary: If you act now, I'll send you a bonus gift!

(A carton holding three eggs falls from the top of the screen and Little Miss Scary catches it)

Miss Scary: My "Hatch Your Own Scary Snakes Kit!"

(The scene transitions to show Mr. Fussy holding the Hatch Your Own Scary Snakes Kit as three baby snakes hatch out of the eggs)

Baby Snakes: (hisses)

(Mr. Fussy drops the kit and runs away in fear)

Miss Scary (voiceover): (laughs)

Mr. Fussy: D'oh!

(Little Miss Scary reappears on the screen)

Miss Scary: It's totally terrifying!

(A cobra and Mr. Quiet playing the recorder appear on the screen)

Miss Scary: So don't wait! Buy your Miss Scary's Snake Charming Kit today!

(The cobra and Mr. Quiet move off the screen and Little Miss Scary's spiky hair transforms into seven red cobras)

Red Cobras: (hisses)

Miss Scary: Because face it! If it isn't scary, it isn't fun!

(The camera zooms in on Little Miss Scary's mouth and the ad ends. The next scene, Mr. Nervous: The Reptile Hunter of Dillydale, begins. Short clips of Mr. Nervous running away from reptiles plays before showing the show's logo)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶He tries so hard, but without fail, when he's on the scent of a reptilian trail! He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken, Mr. Nervous! The reptile hunter of Dillydale!🎶

(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle are shown crawling through tall grass. Mr. Nervous rises from the tall grass)

Mr. Nervous: Hello. And welcome to the show.

(Mr. Nervous looks around nervously)

Mr. Nervous: I'm Mr. Nervous, your host. And today we're in search of the Spotted Honking Turtle.

(Mr. Nervous takes out a black and white photo of the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Nervous: Joining me are my guests, Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle.

(Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle rise up from the tall grass as they are introduced)

Mr. Happy: Thank you for inviting me along on this wonderful expedition!

Mr. Tickle: Yeah!

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers in anticipation)

Mr. Tickle: I've never tickled a turtle before!

Mr. Nervous: G'oh! You might not want to get too close, Mr. Tickle.

(Mr. Nervous shows the viewers the black and white photo of the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Nervous: The Spotted Honking Turtle can be quite...(whimpers)

(Mr. Nervous throws the photo behind his back)

Mr. Nervous: Terrifying! As if its spots aren't frightening enough, it's powerful honk can scare away even the bravest of men! In fact, uh,

(Mr. Nervous points to the right for Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Nervous: Why don't you all go on without me? I'll just wait here.

Mr. Tickle: Maybe you just need a tickle, Mr. Nervous.

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: N-n-n-no! No! Okay!

(Mr. Nervous pushes Mr. Tickle's arms away)

Mr. Nervous: Okay! Fine! We'll continue. Follow me.

(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle get back down on their hands and knees and continue crawling through tall grass)

(The camera cuts to a riverbank with a nest of eggs to the left of it and tall grass behind it. Mr. Nervous, Mr. Happy, and Mr. Tickle rise up from the tall grass and look at the nest)

Mr. Nervous: The Spotted Honking Turtle makes its home here on the riverbank.

(The camera zooms out. The mother Spotted Honking Turtle appears in front of the riverbank. The camera cuts back over to Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Ah! There it is! Show's over! Time to go!

Mother Spotted Honking Turtle: (honks loudly)

(Mr. Happy waves to the Spotted Honking Turtle)

Mr. Nervous: Oh please, Mr. Happy.

(Mr. Happy stops waving)

Mr. Nervous: You don't want to make her mad.

(Mr. Tickle sees a next full of turtle eggs)

Mr. Tickle: Are these turtle eggs?

Mr. Nervous: Eggs, yes. Luckily, none of them have hatched! Launching their honking menace across these muddy banks!

Mr. Tickle: Maybe they just need a tickle?

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the eggs)

Mr. Nervous: GAH!! (whimpers)

(Mr. Tickle continues tickling the eggs until they hatch and five baby honking turtles are born)

Baby Honking Turtles: (honking)

Mr. Happy: How adorable!

(Mr. Happy reaches his hand over the nest to try and pet the turtles)

Baby Honking Turtles: (honking)

Mr. Nervous: Oh, Mr. Happy! Stay away from it!

(Mr. Nervous crouches down in worry)

Mr. Nervous: They're tricky little devils!

(Three of the honking turtle babies bite Mr. Happy's fingers. Mr. Happy jumps from the unexpected, and painful, reaction)

Mr. Happy: Wowzer! Who knew these baby Honking Turtles had such a grip?

Mr. Nervous: We should all run...NOW!!

Mr. Tickle: Let me help, Mr. Happy.

(Mr. Tickle starts tickling the turtles that are biting Mr. Happy's fingers. The first baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #1: (yelps)

(The second baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #2: (yelps)

(The third baby honking turtle releases their bite from Mr. Happy's finger and falls to the ground)

Baby Honking Turtle #3: (yelps)

(Mr. Happy's hand throbs from the pain)

Mr. Happy: Thank you, Mr. Tickle.

Mr. Tickle: Always happy to tickle.

(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers on his right hand)

Mr. Nervous: Eeh. Must be going now. Mother Honking Turtles are very protective of their young. Who knows what she might do to us!

(The mother Spotted Honking Turtle rises out of the water)

Mother Spotted Honking Turtle: (honks loudly)

Mr. Nervous: Geh-heeh! That's all the time we have for today! Thank you for watching!

(Mr. Nervous runs away leaving Mr. Tickle and Mr. Happy baffled. The scene then transitions to the outro of the show, which shows the Mr. Nervous in the logo watching another Mr. Nervous getting chased by a turtle)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken, Mr. Nervous!🎶

Mr. Nervous: Eeek!

(Mr. Nervous ducks down in the logo and grabs his hat that somehow remains in the air and pulls it down)

Mr. Scatterbrain (voiceover): 🎶The reptile hunter of Dillydale!🎶 (laughs)

(The screen fades to black. The second bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is standing in front of a dark bluish-gray background. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea and takes out a green balloon. He blows the balloon up, twists it, and turns it into a balloon chameleon. The balloon chameleon then comes to life and eats Mr. Scatterbrain's nose, much to Mr. Scatterbrain's surprise. Mr. Scatterbrain looks at the viewers in disbelief over what just happened. The screen fades to the next scene. The next scene takes place in the Dillydale Desert)

Narrator: The Dillydale Desert isn't such a bad place to be.

(The camera cuts over to a lizard. The lizard is lying on a rock soaking up the sun. The lizard flicks their tongue out)

Narrator: If you're a lizard.

Lizard: (soft chirp)

(The camera zooms out to reveal a road and Mr. Grumpy standing next to his broken down car)

Narrator: But when your Mr. Grumpy and your car has broken down,

Lizard: (soft chirp)

Narrator: The hot desert can make you awfully cranky.

(Mr. Grumpy looks up)

Narrator: Then again,

(Buzzards are seen circling around the sun)

Buzzards: (squawking)

Narrator: What doesn't make Mr. Grumpy cranky?

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh great. No phone, no car in sight. Oh, looks like I'm buzzard lunch.

(Mr. Grumpy sees a buzzard flying towards him and ducks)

Buzzard: (screeches)

Mr. Grumpy: Ooh!

(A buzzard snatches Mr. Grumpy's hat)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh...

(Mr. Grumpy puts on an identical hat)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!

(Mr. Grumpy crosses his arms. Mr. Scatterbrain runs over, pulling a rickshaw. In the rickshaw, Mustard the Iguana is there enjoying the ride)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain stops at Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, Scatterbrain. What are you doing here?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, I'm taking Mustard,

(Mr. Scatterbrain points at Mustard)

Mr. Scatterbrain: My iguana,

(Mustard sticks his tongue out)

Mustard: (growls softly)

Mr. Scatterbrain: To the Dillydale Reptile Show. Do you want to come along? You can ride in my rickshaw. Mustard would like the company.

Mr. Grumpy: I'd sooner eat a cactus

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmmm...I might have a cactus for you. Let's see...

(Mr. Scatterbrain digs through his pockets and takes out a diamond tiara. Mr. Scatterbrain places the diamond tiara on Mr. Grumpy's head)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A diamond tiara.

(Mr. Grumpy takes the diamond tiara off his head and throws it away. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a glockenspiel)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A glockenspiel.

(Mr. Scatterbrain throws the glockenspiel away and takes out a glockenspiel key)

Mr. Scatterbrain: The missing key on the glockenspiel.

(Mr. Scatterbrain throws the glockenspiel key away)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Nope! No cactus!

(Little Miss Sunshine is shown driving on the road with a pink chameleon in her car with her. Mr. Grumpy sees the car but not Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, a car! Well maybe they can help.

(Little Miss Sunshine stops her car by Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mustard. Mr. Grumpy realizes that Little Miss Sunshine's car was the one he saw upon seeing her, much to his vexation)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh! It's you, Miss Sunshine.

Miss Sunshine: It sure is. I've been me all day!

(Mr. Grumpy gives Little Miss Sunshine a puzzled look)

Miss Sunshine: Do you need a lift?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh why not!?

(Mr. Grumpy get into Little Miss Sunshine's car and buckles in)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Miss Sunshine! Mustard and I are going to the Dillydale Reptile Show.

Miss Sunshine: So am I! I'm taking Pinky, my chameleon.

(Pinky turns to look at the scowling Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Of course you are.

Miss Sunshine: Why don't you come along, Mr. Scatterbrain? The more the merrier.

Mr. Grumpy: I hate merry.

(Mr. Scatterbrain gets into Little Miss Sunshine's car. Mustard hops out of the rickshaw and onto Mr. Scatterbrain's arm. Mr. Scatterbrain then uses both of his hands to hold Mustard)

Miss Sunshine: And buckle up for safety.

(Little Miss Sunshine drives down the road with her passengers in tow)

Miss Sunshine: Good thing I bought a car with seats in it.

(Pinky turns blue)

Mr. Grumpy: This thing's turning blue. Is it gonna attack?

Miss Sunshine: Oh, no. That's what chameleons do, Mr. Grumpy. They turn colors. And then they spit!

(Mr. Grumpy looks at Pinky)

Mr. Grumpy: Don't even think about it.

(Little Miss Sunshine sees Mr. Lazy and his pet tortoise, McMillian, offscreen)

Miss Sunshine: Look, it's Mr. Lazy!

Mr. Scatterbrain: And McMillan, his tortoise!

Mr. Grumpy: What are you doing? There's no more room in this car! Uh, keep going! Keep going!

(Little Miss Sunshine stops her car by Mr. Lazy and McMillian. The latter two are on the side of the road)

Miss Sunshine: Hello, Mr. Lazy. Why don't you two hop in?

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, go hop somewhere else! There's no room in here!

Mr. Lazy: Am I glad to see you, Miss Sunshine. McMillian wanted to walk to the Reptile Show, but's it's hard to keep up with a tortoise)

(Mr. Lazy picks McMillian up and places him in front of Mr. Grumpy. Much to Mr. Grumpy's distain. Mr. Lazy then sits down in the car next to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Miss Sunshine: Buckle up for safety.

(Little Miss Sunshine drives her car down the road with her passengers in tow)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, I don't trust these things.

Miss Sunshine: Don't be silly. They're just like you and me, only they're hatched from eggs.

(McMillan looks at Mr. Grumpy)

McMillan: (roars)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I think McMillan likes you.

(McMillan eats Mr. Grumpy's hat)

Mr. Lazy: I think he likes your hat too.

(Pinky flicks her sticky tongue at Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Stop the car!

(Little Miss Sunshine stops the car. Mr. Grumpy gets out of the car)

Miss Sunshine: Is everything alright, Mr. Grumpy?

Mr. Grumpy: No, it is not, thank you very much!

(Mr. Grumpy takes out an identical hat to the one that got eaten and puts it on his head)

Mr. Grumpy: If I wanted to be this close to reptiles, I'd live in a swamp! You all go on to your little Reptile Show. I'll walk back to town from here.

Miss Sunshine: Okay.

(Little Miss Sunshine drives away with Pinky, Mr. Lazy, McMillian, Mustard, and Mr. Scatterbrain in tow)

Miss Sunshine: So long Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves goodbye)

Mr. Scatterbrain: See ya!

(Mr. Grumpy starts to walk home but is stopped by a lizard)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh?

(Mr. Grumpy and the lizard look at each other. The lizard smiles at Mr. Grumpy. The scene transitions to the Reptile Show where, in addition to Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Scatterbrain and their pet reptiles; Pinky, McMillian, and Mustard. Mr. Strong, Little Miss Scary, and Mr. Messy are also there with a Gila monster, a snake, and a lizard respectively)

Miss Sunshine: I had no idea there'd be so many reptiles at a reptile show!

(Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Scatterbrain walk by a stand Mr. Grumpy is sitting at. They notice him and look at him in surprise)

Miss Sunshine: (gasp) Mr. Grumpy?

Mr. Grumpy: Don't ask! And his name is Marty.

(Marty's scales puff out to look like a lion's mane)

Marty: (purrs)

(The scene fade to blacks. The third bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is standing in front of a dark bluish-gray background. Mr. Scatterbrain gets an idea and takes out a green balloon. He blows the balloon up, twists it, and turns it into a balloon snake. The balloon snake then comes to life bites Mr. Scatterbrain on the nose. Mr. Scatterbrain then deflates away like a balloon. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode and the aftermath of some events. Starting with Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox walking out of the swamp)

Narrator: And so ends another reptile filled day...

(Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox reach the banks of the swamp soaking wet)

Mr. Stubborn: Hmph!

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles)

Narrator: In Dillydale.

(Mr. Nervous is shown in his reptile hunting outfit, trembling as a lizard scurries over towards him)

Narrator: Now you know just how much...

(Mr. Nervous jumps in fear)

Mr. Nervous: G'oh!

(Mr. Nervous runs away as the lizard chases him)

Lizard: (hisses)

(At the Reptile Show, Mr. Lazy is shown sitting on top of McMillian's shell. Behind Mr. Grumpy's table are Little Miss Sunshine (who is tickling Pinky), Mr. Grumpy (with Marty on top of his head wearing his hat), and Mr. Scatterbrain (who is petting Mustard))

Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses care for these cold-blooded creatures. They don't let scaliness, slitheriness, or even sharp pointy teeth get in the way of their affection.

(Mr. Bump walks over with an alligator chomping on his bottom)

Narrator: Unless, of course,

Mr. Bump: (moans)

Alligator: (snarling)

Narrator: Those teeth are chomping on your bottom!

(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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