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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Restaurants" written on it with two wine glasses, a food tray, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of dishes clanging and people talking incoherently are heard)
(The episode begins with various Mr. Men and Little Misses dining out at various restaurants. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are seated at a restaurant indoors while Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Rude are seated outdoors)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses love to dine in Dillydale's many restaurants!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown entering an ice cream shop. Mr. Noisy and Mr. Bounce are already there enjoying some ice cream. Mr. Strong is outside the restaurant drinking a root beer float. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy making a pizza with trash as a topping)
Narrator: It gives them a break from cooking!
(Mr. Quiet serves Little Miss Scary something covered by a lid. When Mr. Quiet lifts the lid off, it is revealed to be Little Miss Scary's blue monster mask)
Narrator: And means they can enjoy spending time with their friends!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her mask and scares Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet runs into the kitchen out of fear. Mr. Bump is shown washing dishes)
Narrator: But best of all, eating out in a restaurant means...someone else does the dishes!!
(The pile of dirty dishes falls over on top of Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump is buried in all the dirty dishes he was washing. The scene transitions to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude entering a fancy restaurant. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy are shown sitting at their tables. The camera zooms out to show Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude)
Mr. Pernickety: I'm delighted to be dining here tonight! This is certainly the fanciest restaurant in all of Dillydale! Now I beg you to be on your best behaviour! Good manners are very important!
Mr. Rude: Enough of your talk! Let's eat!
(Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude walk over to Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Helpful is the hostess of the restaurant)
Miss Helpful: Good evening, Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude! Would you like a table for two?
Mr. Rude: No. I'm waiting for a bus!
(Mr. Pernickety silences Mr. Rude)
Mr. Pernickety: I have a reservation for 7:30. I requested your best table.
(Little Miss Helpful looks at her book)
Miss Helpful: Hmm...I don't seem to have you in my book, Mr. Pernickety. I do have Mr. Bump arriving at eight o'clock.
Mr. Pernickety: Do I look like Mr. Bump!?
(Little Miss Helpful glances at Mr. Pernickety angrily)
Miss Helpful: Hmm!
(Mr. Pernickety recognizes his outburst and corrects himself)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! Forgive me. Uh...would you happen to have a table for two, Miss Helpful?
Miss Helpful: Why certainly.
(Little Miss Helpful gestures Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude to follow her)
Miss Helpful: Come this way.
(Little Miss Helpful leads Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude to a fancy table)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! (chuckles happily) This is lovely!
(Little Miss Helpful realizes something)
Miss Helpful: Oh! Wait! This is the table that's reserved for Mr. Bump! I'll seat you at our next best table.
(Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude follow Little Miss Helpful. They past Mr. Tickle, who is playing the piano. Little Miss Helpful leads Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude to a decrepit table that is over a leak in the ceiling and next to the restrooms)
Mr. Pernickety: THIS is your next best table!?
Miss Helpful: Not really. But it's the only one available without a reservation. Heh! Your waiter will be right with you!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves)
Mr. Pernickety: But I had a reservation!
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Pernickety sit down at their table)
Mr. Rude: Humph! Fine dining, my foot!
(Mr. Rude starts tying his napkin around his neck but is stopped when Mr. Pernickety takes the napkin away from Mr. Rude)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Rude. A napkin belongs on your lap.
(Mr. Pernickety places the napkin on Mr. Rude's lap)
Mr. Pernickety: And please, elbows off the table. Show some manners.
(Mr. Rude stands up on the crate he was using for a chair)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you manners!
(Mr. Rude prepares to fart but is halted by Mr. Persnickety)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Rude! Whatever you are going to do, please don't! We don't want to be asked to leave.
(Mr. Rude sits down)
Mr. Rude: Hey!!
(Mr. Rude begins thumping his fists on the table)
Mr. Rude: Can we get a baugette over here!?
(Mr. Rude pounds his fist so hard that a spoon is sent flying off the table, across the restaurant, and finally into a soup Mr. Bump was presenting to Little Miss Calamity. Hot soup splashes on Mr. Bump's face and Mr. Bump accidentally throws the covering onto Little Miss Calamity's head)
Miss Calamity and Mr. Bump: Ow!
(Little Miss Helpful walks over to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude's table with the spoon in her hand)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Pernickety! You should know better than to throw cutlery across a restaurant!
Mr. Pernickety: It wasn't me! I know! Miss Helpful. If you wouldn't mind. We don't know where our waiter is. However, we are both quite hungry and wondered if we might just order the house special for the two of us.
Miss Helpful: I'll tell your waiter.
Mr. Pernickety: Thank you!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves. Mr. Tickle starts playing the piano loudly. Mr. Rude covers his ears in annoyance)
Mr. Rude: Would you stop that noise? I cannot hear myself think!
Mr. Pernickety: That's it! I have had enough!
(Mr. Pernickety pokes at Mr. Rude's nose)
Mr. Pernickety: You are quite possibly the most ill-mannered dinner companion I have ever known!
(Little Miss Helpful returns after hearing Mr. Pernickety's outburst)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Pernickety, please don't disturb our customers!
Mr. Pernickety: It's not me! It's him!
(Mr. Rude gives an innocent smile)
Miss Helpful: I'm afraid I must ask you to leave!
(Little Miss Helpful starts pushing Mr. Pernickety to the exit)
Mr. Pernickety: Leave!? But what are you going to do about Mr. Rude?!
Miss Helpful: Well, he's welcome to stay. And we'll enjoy a delicious meal free of charge. As our way of apologizing for your horrible manners!
Mr. Rude: It's the least you can do?
Mr. Pernickety: But he...but I...(stammers)
(Mr. Pernickety marches to the exit with Little Miss Helpful following him)
Mr. Pernickety: (groans)
(Mr. Tickle plays a "wah-wah-wah" tune on the piano as Mr. Pernickety leaves. The scene transitions to Mr. Pernickety watching Mr. Rude finish up his meal through a window)
Mr. Rude: (chuckles) Mr. Pernickety was right! This place is fantastic!
Mr. Pernickety: (sobs)
(The scene iris' out. The scene transitions to a bumper. Mr. Bounce is shown heading to the kitchen with dish covered by a lid. Little Miss Whoops opens the door on Mr. Bounce which sends Mr. Bounce bouncing across the restaurant. The dish lands in front of Mr. Lazy. Mr. Bounce bounces across three jelly-based dishes before stopping in front of the dish. Mr. Bounce lifts the lid to reveal Mr. Lazy his dinner. Red, white, and blue stripes cover the screen, then Little Miss Daredevil appears and gives a salute. She then zooms upward, taking the stripes with her. The scene transitions to the dining room of a restaurant. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are drawing on there table while Mr. Nervous is waiting for his food and is trembling with fear)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Thanks for helping out today, Mr. Bump.
(The scene cuts to the kitchen where Mr. Strong is leading Mr. Bump to where he is going to work)
Mr. Strong: Hard to run a restaurant without clean dishes.
Mr. Bump: You know me, Mr. Strong. Always up for a new challenge!
(Mr. Strong gestures over to Mr. Bump's working station)
Mr. Strong: Here's where you'll work!
(The scene cuts to a very high-tech dishwasher. Mr. Quiet then arrives with a ton of dirty dishes and places them into a bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts) Heavy! Oh! Phew!
(Mr. Quiet walks away. Mr. Strong shows Mr. Bump the machine and gives him his assignment)
Mr. Strong: Now put these dirty dishes in these racks and send them down this belt to the machine. No need to rinse the dishes off beforehand. This wash is pretty powerful.
Mr. Bump: Oh?
Mr. Strong: A thousand jets of water!
Mr. Bump: A thousand jets, eh? That is impressive!
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Mr. Strong!
Mr. Bump: Huh?
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown poking his head into the kitchen)
Mr. Scatterbrain: We need you up front! There's a loose hamster in the dining room! And he's done on the menu, you know!
(Mr. Bump ushers Mr. Strong away)
Mr. Bump: Oh, go on! This sounds simple enough. I'll be fine.
(Mr. Bump walks over to the dirty dishes. Mr. Quiet returns with another large load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: Here you go! (grunts)
Mr. Bump: There really are a lot of hungry people out there!
Mr. Quiet: Yeah. I know. (sighs)
(Mr. Quiet walks away)
Mr. Quiet: Here we go again
(Mr. Bump stares at the huge pile of dishes)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump starts placing the dishes onto the conveyor belt)
Mr. Bump: 🎵Da, da, da, da🎵
Mr. Bump: Hmm...uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
(After doing a few dishes, Mr. Bump stops to catch his breath)
Mr. Bump: Phew! (sighs)
(Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
(Mr. Quiet leaves and Mr. Bump resumes his job and continues placing dishes onto the conveyor belt. As Mr. Bump works, Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
Mr. Bump: Ah! Ah! Ah!
(Mr. Quiet leaves and Mr. Bump starts placing the dishes onto the conveyor belt at a faster pace. As Mr. Bump works, Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
Mr. Bump: Oh!!!
(Mr. Quiet leaves. Mr. Bump then stares at the large stack of dishes as it starts to sway)
Mr. Bump: Oh! (gulps)
(Mr. Bump climbs onto the conveyor belt to stop the dirty dishes from falling only to get buried in a huge pile of them)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(The conveyor belt starts up again. Taking Mr. Bump with the dishes)
Mr. Bump (from under the pile): Oh! No! (groans)
(Mr. Bump surfaces from the top of the pile with a cup on his head, bowls over his eyes, and a spoon and fork in his mouth)
Mr. Bump: Stop! (gasps)
(Mr. Bump turns around to see the machine. The cup, bowls, fork, and spoon fall off Mr. Bump's face as he turns around. They crash and break offscreen)
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop!
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt down three jets of cold water)
Mr. Bump: (screams) Yee! Aah! Ooh!
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt and is squirted with lemon-scented soap)
Mr. Bump: Eww! Lemony.
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt and is cleaned off with 4 jets of hot water)
Mr. Bump: No! Ow!! Aah-ha-ha!
(Mr. Bump stops in front of four dryers and is dried off)
Mr. Bump: (incoherent noises)
(Mr. Bump, along with a few clean dishes are launched out of the machine)
Mr. Bump: Woah! Ow
(Mr. Bump land in the clean dishes bin)
Mr. Bump: Ooh!
(Mr. Strong returns)
Mr. Strong: Mr. Bump, the restaurant's full! And we're out of clean dishes! This is no time to be taking a break!
(Mr. Bump hiccups bubbles)
Mr. Bump: (hic) Poop!
(A plethora of Mr. Happy's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A bumper plays. Mr. Bounce is shown serving Mr. Lazy a plate of spaghetti. Little Miss Whoops walks over carrying a dinner tray only to bump into Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce ends up bouncing all over the place before landing face first in Mr. Lazy's spaghetti. Mr. Tickle's arms surround the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next scene begins. Little Miss Calamity is shown heading a restaurant that sells currant buns)
Miss Calamity: It's a good thing I'm a morning person!
(Little Miss Calamity enters the restaurant)
Miss Calamity: Who else is gonna get up this early to make sure Dillydale has fresh currant buns at the crack of dawn?
(Little Miss Calamity looks into the mixing bowl)
Miss Calamity: Now let's see...
(Little Miss Calamity puts the following ingredients into the mixer)
Miss Calamity: Flour, sugar, milk, and just a little yeast to help the dough rise!
(Little Miss Calamity activates the mixer)
Miss Calamity: (sighs) Turn it on. Let it all mix up. 🎵Tra-la-la-la-la🎵
(The scene cuts to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walking to the cinnamon bun restaurant. Mr. Nosey is shown holding binoculars)
Mr. Small: Ah, Mr. Nosey! There's nothing like a fresh, hot, currant bun!
Mr. Nosey: Ah! I couldn't agree with you more, Mr. Small!
Mr. Small: Makes getting up at five in the morning worthwhile!
Mr. Nosey: Yes! Not to mention, it's a good time of day to check out the neighbourhood.
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small arrive at the restaurant and look in the window. Mr. Small has to jump up to see what's going on)
Mr. Small: What's going on in there, Nose?
(Little Miss Calamity is shown throwing a bag of flour somewhere)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
Mr. Nosey: Uh...looks like Miss Calamity has the dough in the mixer!
Mr. Small: And scrumptious dough it is!
(Little Miss Calamity is shown alone in the restaurant)
Miss Calamity: I can't remember if I added the yeast! Ooh, I don't think so.
(The scene cuts back outside)
Mr. Nosey: Uh, now she's adding yeast.
Mr. Small: Then we've got some time before those currant buns will be ready to eat.
(Mr. Small loses his grip)
Mr. Small: Woah!
(Mr. Nosey saves Mr. Small from falling by grabbing onto his hat. The scene transitions to Mr. Small holding a bag of jacks)
Mr. Small: What's say we enjoy a game of jacks to while away the hour?
Mr. Nosey: Oh, Mr. Small, when have you ever known me to turn down a game?
(The scene cuts to inside the restaurant. Little Miss Calamity is listening to music on her MP3 player. The tune appears to be "All's Not Fair" by Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Calamity: 🎵Da, da, d-da!🎵
(Little Miss Calamity hears something and turns around)
Miss Calamity: Oh. Ooh!
(The dough in the mixer has grown to a monstrous size due to the extra yeast Little Miss Calamity put in)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! A giant monster! Made of dough!
(Little Miss Calamity's MP3 player and headphones fall off and Little Miss Calamity looks at another package of yeast upon realizing her mistake)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh no! Oh no! I think I added too much yeast!
(Little Miss Calamity puts the yeast away and stares at the giant expanding blob of dough)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Get back! Back, you monster! Get back!
(Little Miss Calamity throws a whisk, wooden spoon, ladle, can opener, and pitcher at the dough in defense)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): NOOOOO!!
(The items get absorbed by the dough)
Miss Calamity: Oh, what a calamity!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nosey playing jacks)
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Hep!
(Mr. Nosey picks up eight jacks and catches the ball)
Mr. Nosey: (chuckles) Sorry to do that to you, old friend!
Mr. Small: No need to apologize, Nose! You're a natural at Jacks!
(The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Calamity pressed to the window by the surplus of dough)
Mr. Nosey: Thanks! Now...
(Mr. Nosey drops the Jacks)
Mr. Nosey: Ninesies!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Help!
(Mr. Nosey continues playing Jacks)
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): The dough has a mind of its own!
Mr. Small: That's strange. I should be smelling those currant buns by now.
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Help!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey stand up)
Mr. Nosey: Hey, Mr. Small. I know we always come here on a Tuesday for a currant bun.
Mr. Small: It wouldn't be a Tuesday without one!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Mr. Nosey! Mr. Small! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...but maybe this time, we could forget about currant buns...
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): What!?
Mr. Nosey: And go have scrambled eggs at the Dillydale Diner.
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Oh!
Mr. Small: Aah! Scrambled eggs on Tuesday!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Oh! Oh!
Mr. Small: What a daring idea! I say...let's go crazy, Mr. Nosey!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): No!!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave without noticing Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Nosey: I might even have extra toast!
Mr. Small (offscreen): Now that's what I call living! Ha-ha!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Can you save me first?
(The next bumper pushes in with Mr. Stubborn trying to push it back. Mr. Stubborn fails to keep the bumper back and the bumper plays. Mr. Bounce is shown passing Mr. Lazy's table with a dinner tray in his hands. Mr. Lazy is enjoying a plate of spaghetti. Mr. Bounce sees Little Miss Whoops running over in a panic. Mr. Bounce jumps over her just before she could bump into him. Successful, Mr. Bounce breathes a sigh of relief. Mr. Rude walks over carrying a dinner tray and pushes Mr. Bounce out of the way. Mr. Bounce drops his dinner tray and bounces all over the place before landing face first in Mr. Lazy's spaghetti. Little Miss Sunshine drops down from an umbrella and brings the next scene on screen. Mr. Grumpy is shown sitting at a table with a menu waiting for a waiter. In the background are Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Whoops at one table and Little Miss Naughty and Little Miss Scary at another table)
Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Do you like talking, Miss Whoops? I love talking as well!
Miss Naughty (overlap): (giggles)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Hmmm...
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Shocking service!
(Mr. Grumpy slams his menu onto the table as the camera zooms in on him)
Mr. Grumpy: What does it take to get a waiter around here?
(Mr. Scatterbrain, who is Mr. Grumpy's waiter, pops up. Startling Mr. Grumpy and knocking his menu off the table)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Hmph!
(Mr. Grumpy regains his composure)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll have the bangers and mash.
(Mr. Scatterbrain points over to a large specials menu)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Don't you want to hear the specials?
Mr. Grumpy: No thank you. Just the bangers and mash.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown behind Mr. Grumpy and startles him again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Coming right up!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves and returns with a dish covered by a lid)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm...
(Mr. Scatterbrain lifts the lid up to reveal a banana underneath)
Mr. Grumpy: What am I supposed to do with that?
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs) Eat it!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leans in towards Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But peel it first. Banana skin is very hard to chew!
Mr. Grumpy: Look! I ordered bangers and mash!
Mr. Scatterbrain: You did? (chuckles) Where is my head?
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the banana way, walks over to the kitchen, and quickly returns with a different dinner plate)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I have bad news, Mr. Grumpy. We're out of bangers and mash.
(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself)
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs) Then I'll have the buttered noodles.
Mr. Scatterbrain: We're out of butter...and noodles!
Mr. Grumpy: Ugh! Well, then I'll have raisin toast!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Guess what?
Mr. Grumpy: You're out of raisins?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, no! We've got lots of raisins. They're just not getting along with the toast. So, we have to keep them separate.
Mr. Grumpy: Well, what do you have?!
(Mr. Scatterbrain ducks down and rises back up with a dinner tray covered by a lid)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Duck!
Mr. Grumpy: Duck? A la orange?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, more like...
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the lid off to reveal a live purple duck)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): La purple than la orange.
Purple Duck: (quacks)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I can't eat that!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Goodness, no! (chuckles) He's much too cute but he makes a wonderful dinner companion!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves for a moment and quickly returns with a bag of bird seeds)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here's some bird seed, as an appetizer!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves for another moment and returns with the bill. A cha-ching sound effect is heard in the background)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And here is your bill!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the bill)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
Mr. Scatterbrain: You can pay on the way out!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves and Mr. Grumpy looks at the duck)
Mr. Grumpy: You're gonna share that bird seed?
(The duck grabs onto the bag of bird seed with no intention on sharing it. Much to Mr. Grumpy's ire)
Mr. Grumpy: Humph!
(The scene iris' out and static appears on the screen. The scene cuts to the ending scene which shows some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey drawing on there table, Mr. Nervous waiting for his food while trembling with fear, and Mr. Bump trying to stop the tower of dirty dishes from falling as shown in the little window of the kitchen door)
Narrator: So the next time you're dining out as a restaurant...
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown serving Mr. Grumpy a banana)
Narrator: Remember your manners.
(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown sitting at a table, Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting at another table, Mr. Tickle is shown playing the piano, and Little Miss Helpful is pushing Mr. Pernickety out of the restaurant)
Narrator: Or you may be asked to leave.
(Mr. Bounce is shown trying to eat his slice of upside-down pizza and Mr. Lazy and Mr. Rude are each shown at a separate table enjoying some pizza)
Narrator: Although, not every restaurant has such strict rules.
(Little Miss Whoops walks by with pizza sauce all over her face. The screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
(Static appears on the screen. The static goes away to reveal Mr. Messy tossing pizza dough. When Mr. Messy tosses the dough into the air, it doesn't come back down)
MR. Messy: Eh...?
(Mr. Messy shrugs this off though)
Mr. Messy: Are you feeling hungry?
(Mr. Small is shown listening to Mr. Nosey's stomach with great worry. The viewers can hear Mr. Nosey's stomach growling)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): Is your stomach growling like...
(Mr. Messy pops up next to Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Messy: "Hey! Throw down some pepperoni and spice up me day!"
(Mr. Messy pops up alone)
Mr. Messy: Well if it's pizza you want...
(The pizza dough lands on Mr. Messy's head)
Mr. Messy (from under the dough): Then come on down to my new restaurant, "Mr. Messy's Pizza Parlour!"
(Mr. Messy (now without the dough on his head) walks past Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Whoops, who are at a table enjoying some pizza)
Mr. Messy: Here at "Mr. Messy's..."
(Mr. Messy walks past Mr. Lazy, who is at a different table enjoying some pizza)
Mr. Messy: We do pizza the way it should be...good and messy!
(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Bounce's table. Mr. Bounce is shown struggling to eat a pizza with cheese stuck to the table)
Mr. Messy: Try our new special...
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): The upside-down pizza pie!
(Mr. Messy pops up next to Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Messy: With the crust on the top...
(Mr. Messy uses scissors to free the cheese from the table. This launches Mr. Bounce away)
Mr. Bounce: Woah!
Mr. Messy: And the cheese on the bottom!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown about to eat a slice of pizza)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): Or try our...
(Mr. Messy is shown hanging upside down holding a ladle of spaghetti and meatballs)
Mr. Messy: Spaghetti pizza! A slice...
(Mr. Messy dumps the spaghetti and meatballs onto the pizza slice. Covering Little Miss Whoops with spaghetti sauce in the process)
Mr. Messy: Piled high with saucy spaghetti and meatballs!
(Little Miss Whoops walks away with pizza sauce all over her face)
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about! Good and messy.
(Mr. Rude is shown eating a slice of pizza. Sauce is all over Mr. Rude's face)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): And best of all, here at "Mr. Messy's..."
(Mr. Messy is shown standing next to Mr. Rude's table)
Mr. Messy: You don't have to worry about napkins! Just use your sleeve!
(Mr. Rude looks at his arm and sees that he doesn't have a sleeve)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): And if you don't have a sleeve, use someone else's!
(Mr. Rude uses Mr. Pernickety's sleeve to wipe the sauce off his face)
Mr. Pernickety: I do beg your pardon!
(Mr. Messy pops up and various pizza ingredients drip down from his face)
Mr. Messy: So, come on down to "Mr. Messy's Pizza Parlour!" Where it's messy, not dressy!
(Sauce drips down onto the screen and the screen goes static)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big yellow screen comes up with "Restaurants" written on it with two wine glasses, a food tray, who created the episode underneath, and the sounds of dishes clanging and people talking incoherently are heard)
(The episode begins with various Mr. Men and Little Misses dining out at various restaurants. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are seated at a restaurant indoors while Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Rude are seated outdoors)
Narrator: The Mr. Men and Little Misses love to dine in Dillydale's many restaurants!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown entering an ice cream shop. Mr. Noisy and Mr. Bounce are already there enjoying some ice cream. Mr. Strong is outside the restaurant drinking a root beer float. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy making a pizza with trash as a topping)
Narrator: It gives them a break from cooking!
(Mr. Quiet serves Little Miss Scary something covered by a lid. When Mr. Quiet lifts the lid off, it is revealed to be Little Miss Scary's blue monster mask)
Narrator: And means they can enjoy spending time with their friends!
(Little Miss Scary puts on her mask and scares Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: (screams quietly)
(Mr. Quiet runs into the kitchen out of fear. Mr. Bump is shown washing dishes)
Narrator: But best of all, eating out in a restaurant means...someone else does the dishes!!
(The pile of dirty dishes falls over on top of Mr. Bump and Mr. Bump is buried in all the dirty dishes he was washing. The scene transitions to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude entering a fancy restaurant. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey, and Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy are shown sitting at their tables. The camera zooms out to show Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude)
Mr. Persnickety: (gasps with joy) I'm delighted to be dining here tonight! This is the fanciest restaurant in all of Dillydale! Now I beg you to be on your best behavior! Good manners are very important!
Mr. Rude: Enough of your talk! Let's eat!
(Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude walk over to Little Miss Helpful. Little Miss Helpful is the hostess of the restaurant)
Miss Helpful: Good evening, Mr. Persnickety! Mr. Rude! Would you like a table for two?
Mr. Rude: No. I'm waiting for a bus!
(Mr. Persnickety silences Mr. Rude)
Mr. Persnickety: I have a reservation for 7:30. I requested your best table.
(Little Miss Helpful looks at her book)
Miss Helpful: Hmm...I don't seem to have you in my book, Mr. Persnickety. I do have Mr. Bump arriving at eight o'clock.
Mr. Persnickety: Do I look like Mr. Bump!?
(Little Miss Helpful looks at Mr. Persnickety angrily. Mr. Persnickety realizes his outburst and corrects himself)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! Uh...forgive me. Uh...would you happen to have a table for two, Miss Helpful?
Miss Helpful: Why certainly.
(Little Miss Helpful gestures Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude to follow her)
Miss Helpful: Right this way.
(Little Miss Helpful leads Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude to a fancy table)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! (chuckles happily) This is lovely!
(Little Miss Helpful realizes something)
Miss Helpful: Oh Wait! This is the table that's reserved for Mr. Bump! I'll seat you at our next best table.
(Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude follow Little Miss Helpful. They past Mr. Tickle, who is playing the piano)
Mr. Tickle: (giggles)
(Little Miss Helpful leads Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude to a decrepit table that is over a leak in the ceiling and next to the restrooms)
Mr. Persnickety: THIS is your next best table!?
Miss Helpful: Not really. But it's the only one available without a reservation. Your waiter will be right with you!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves)
Mr. Persnickety: But I had a reservation!
(Mr. Rude and Mr. Persnickety sit down at their table)
Mr. Rude: Humph! Fine dining, my foot!
(Mr. Rude starts tying his napkin around his neck but is stopped when Mr. Persnickety takes the napkin away from Mr. Rude)
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Rude. A napkin belongs on your lap.
(Mr. Persnickety places the napkin on Mr. Rude's lap)
Mr. Persnickety: And please, elbows off the table. Show some manners.
(Mr. Rude stands up on the crate he was using for a chair)
Mr. Rude: I'll give you manners!
(Mr. Rude prepares to fart but is stopped by Mr. Persnickety)
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Rude! Whatever you are going to do, please don't! We don't want to be asked to leave.
(Mr. Rude sits down)
Mr. Rude: Hey!!
(Mr. Rude starts pounding his fists on the table)
Mr. Rude: Can we get a baugette over here!?
(Mr. Rude pounds his fist so hard that a spoon is sent flying off the table, across the restaurant, and finally into a soup Mr. Bump was presenting to Little Miss Calamity. Hot soup splashes on Mr. Bump's face and Mr. Bump accidentally throws the covering onto Little Miss Calamity's head)
Mr. Bump: Ooh!
Miss Calamity: Ow!
(Little Miss Helpful walks over to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude's table with the spoon in her hand)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Persnickety, you should know better than to throw silverware across a restaurant!
Mr. Persnickety: It wasn't! I do! Uh, Miss Helpful. If you wouldn't mind. We don't know where our waiter is. However, we are both quite hungry and wondered if we might just order the house special for the two of us.
Miss Helpful: I'll tell your waiter.
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, thank you!
(Little Miss Helpful leaves. Mr. Tickle starts playing the piano loudly. Mr. Rude covers his ears in annoyance)
Mr. Rude: Would you stop that noise? I cannot hear myself think!
Mr. Persnickety: That's it! I have had enough!
(Mr. Persnickety pokes at Mr. Rude's nose)
Mr. Persnickety: You are quite possibly the most ill-mannered dinner companion I have ever known!
(Little Miss Helpful returns after hearing Mr. Persnickety's outburst)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Persnickety, you are disturbing our customers!
Mr. Persnickety: It's not me! It's him!
(Mr. Rude gives an innocent smile)
Miss Helpful: I'm afraid I must ask you to leave!
(Little Miss Helpful starts pushing Mr. Persnickety to the exit)
Mr. Persnickety: Leave!? But what about Mr. Rude?!
Miss Helpful: Well, he's welcome to stay. And we'll enjoy a delicious meal free of charge as our way of apologizing for your horrible manners!
Mr. Rude: It's the least you can do?
Mr. Persnickety: But he...but I...(stammers)
(Mr. Persnickety marches to the exit with Little Miss Helpful following him)
Mr. Persnickety: (groans)
(Mr. Tickle plays a "wah-wah-wah" tune on the piano as Mr. Persnickety leaves. The scene transitions to Mr. Persnickety watching Mr. Rude finish up his meal through a window)
Mr. Rude: (chuckles) Mr. Persnickety was right! This place is fantastic!
Mr. Persnickety: (sobs)
(The scene iris' out. The scene transitions to a bumper. Mr. Bounce is shown heading to the kitchen with dish covered by a lid. Little Miss Whoops opens the door on Mr. Bounce which sends Mr. Bounce bouncing across the restaurant. The dish lands in front of Mr. Lazy. Mr. Bounce bounces across three jelly-based dishes before stopping in front of the dish. Mr. Bounce lifts the lid to reveal Mr. Lazy his dinner. Red, white, and blue stripes cover the screen, then Little Miss Daredevil appears and gives a salute. She then zooms upward, taking the stripes with her. The scene transitions to the dining room of a restaurant. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are drawing on there table while Mr. Nervous is waiting for his food and is trembling with fear)
Mr. Strong (offscreen): Uh, Yo! Thanks for filling in today, Mr. Bump.
(The scene cuts to the kitchen where Mr. Strong is leading Mr. Bump to where he is going to work)
Mr. Strong: Hard to run a restaurant without clean dishes.
Mr. Bump: You know me, Mr. Strong. Always up for a new challenge!
(Mr. Strong gestures over to Mr. Bump's working station)
Mr. Strong: Here's where you'll work!
(The scene cuts to a very high-tech dishwasher. Mr. Quiet then arrives with a ton of dirty dishes and places them into a bin)
Mr. Quiet: Oh boy! These are heavy! Oh! (mumbles)
(Mr. Quiet walks away. Mr. Strong shows Mr. Bump the machine and gives him his assignment)
Mr. Strong: Just put these dirty dishes in these racks and send them down this belt, which takes them to the machine. No need to rinse the dishes off beforehand. This baby is pretty powerful. A thousand jets of water!
Mr. Bump: A thousand jets, huh? That's impressive!
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): Mr. Strong!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown poking his head into the kitchen)
Mr. Scatterbrain: We need you up front! There's a loose hamster in the dining room! And he's done on the menu, you know!
(Mr. Bump ushers Mr. Strong away)
Mr. Bump: Uh, go on! This sounds simple enough. I'll be fine.
(Mr. Bump walks over to the dirty dishes. Mr. Quiet returns with another large load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: Oh boy! Here.
Mr. Bump: There sure are a lot of hungry people out there!
Mr. Quiet: Oh, whatever! Ugh!
(Mr. Quiet walks away. Mr. Bump stares at the huge pile of dishes)
Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Bump starts placing the dishes onto the conveyor belt. After doing a few dishes, Mr. Bump stops to catch his breath)
Mr. Bump: Phew! (sighs)
(Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(Mr. Quiet leaves and Mr. Bump resumes his job and continues placing dishes onto the conveyor belt. As Mr. Bump works, Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(Mr. Quiet leaves and Mr. Bump starts placing the dishes onto the conveyor belt at a faster pace. As Mr. Bump works, Mr. Quiet returns with another load of dirty dishes and places them into the bin)
Mr. Quiet: (grunts)
(Mr. Quiet leaves. Mr. Bump then stares at the large stack of dishes as it starts to sway)
Mr. Bump: Huh? (gulps)
(Mr. Bump climbs onto the conveyor belt to stop the dirty dishes from falling only to get buried in a huge pile of them)
Mr. Bump: Oh, woah!
(The conveyor belt starts up again. Taking Mr. Bump with the dishes)
Mr. Bump (from under the pile): Oh! No! (groans)
(Mr. Bump surfaces from the top of the pile with a cup on his head, bowls over his eyes, and a spoon and fork in his mouth)
Mr. Bump: No! (groans)
(Mr. Bump turns around to see the machine. The cup, bowls, fork, and spoon fall off Mr. Bump's face as he turns around. They crash and break offscreen)
Mr. Bump: Oh, poopity poop!
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt down three jets of cold water)
Mr. Bump: (screams) Cold! Oh!
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt and is squirted with lemon-scented soap)
Mr. Bump: Hmmm....lemony.
(Mr. Bump continues down the conveyor belt and is cleaned off with 4 jets of hot water)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Hot!
(Mr. Bump stops in front of four dryers and is dried off)
Mr. Bump: (incoherent noises)
(Mr. Bump, along with a few clean dishes are launched out of the machine)
Mr. Bump: Woah!
(Mr. Bump land in the clean dishes bin)
Mr. Bump: Oh!
(Mr. Strong returns)
Mr. Strong: Uh, yo! Mr. Bump, the restaurant's full and we're out of clean dishes! This is no time to be taking a break!
(Mr. Bump hiccups bubbles)
Mr. Bump: (hic) Poop!
(A plethora of Mr. Happy's faces surround the screen, then disappear. A bumper plays. Mr. Bounce is shown serving Mr. Lazy a plate of spaghetti. Little Miss Whoops walks over carrying a dinner tray only to bump into Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce ends up bouncing all over the place before landing face first in Mr. Lazy's spaghetti. Mr. Tickle's arms surround the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and the next scene begins. Little Miss Calamity is shown heading a restaurant that sells cinnamon buns)
Miss Calamity: It's a good thing I'm a morning person!
(Little Miss Calamity enters the restaurant)
Miss Calamity: Who else is gonna get up this early to make sure Dillydale has fresh buns at the crack of dawn?
(Little Miss Calamity looks into the mixing bowl)
Miss Calamity: Now let's see...
(Little Miss Calamity puts the following ingredients into the mixer)
Miss Calamity: Flour, sugar, milk, and just a little yeast to help the dough rise!
(Little Miss Calamity activates the mixer)
Miss Calamity: (humming)
(The scene cuts to Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey walking to the cinnamon bun restaurant. Mr. Nosey is shown holding binoculars)
Mr. Small: Ah, Mr. Nosey! There's nothing like a fresh, hot, cinnamon bun!
Mr. Nosey: Oh! I couldn't agree with you more, Mr. Small!
Mr. Small: Makes getting up at five in the morning worthwhile!
Mr. Nosey: Yeah! Not to mention, it's a good time of day to check out the neighborhood.
(Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small arrive at the restaurant and look in the window. Mr. Small has to jump up to see what's going on)
Mr. Small: What seems to be going on in there?
(Little Miss Calamity is shown throwing a bag of flour somewhere)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
Mr. Nosey: Uh...looks like Miss Calamity has the dough in the mixer!
Mr. Small: And scrumptious dough it is!
(Little Miss Calamity is shown alone in the restaurant)
Miss Calamity: "I can't remember if I added the yeast! Hmm, I don't think so."
(The scene cuts back outside)
Mr. Nosey: Uh, now she's adding yeast.
Mr. Small: Then we've got some time before those buns will be ready to eat.
(Mr. Small loses his grip but Mr. Nosey saves him from falling by grabbing onto his hat. The scene transitions to Mr. Small holding a bag of jacks)
Mr. Small: "What's say we enjoy a game of jacks to while away the hour?"
Mr. Nosey: "Oh, Mr. Small, when have you ever known me to turn down a game?"
(The scene cuts to inside the restaurant. Little Miss Calamity is listening to music on her MP3 player. The tune appears to be "All's Not Fair" by Little Miss Calamity)
Miss Calamity: (humming)
(Little Miss Calamity hears something and turns around)
Miss Calamity: Oh.
(The dough in the mixer has grown to a monstrous size due to the extra yeast Little Miss Calamity put in)
Miss Calamity: Oh! A giant monster! Made of dough!
(Little Miss Calamity's MP3 player and headphones fall off and Little Miss Calamity looks at another package of yeast upon realizing her mistake)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh no! Oh no, I think I added too much yeast!
(Little Miss Calamity puts the yeast away and stares at the giant expanding blob of dough)
Miss Calamity: Oh no! Oh, back! Back, you monster! Back!
(Little Miss Calamity throws a whisk, wooden spoon, ladle, can opener, and pitcher at the dough in defense)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ah!
(The items get absorbed by the dough)
Miss Calamity: Oh, what a calamity!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nosey playing jacks)
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): (grunts)
(Mr. Nosey picks up eight jacks and catches the ball)
Mr. Nosey: (chuckles) Sorry to do that to you, buddy boy!
Mr. Small: No need to apologize, Nose! You're a natural at Jacks!
(The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Calamity pressed to the window by the surplus of dough)
Mr. Nosey: Thanks! Now...
(Mr. Nosey drops the Jacks)
Mr. Nosey: Ninesies!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Help!
(Mr. Nosey continues playing Jacks)
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): The dough has a mind of its own!
Mr. Small: Strange. I should be smelling those cinnamon buns by now.
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Help!
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey stand up)
Mr. Nosey: Gee, Mr. Small. I know we always come here in a Tuesday for a cinnamon bun.
Mr. Small: It wouldn't be a Tuesday without one!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Mr. Nosey! Mr. Small! Oh! Oh!
Mr. Nosey: Hmmm...but maybe this time, we could forget about cinnamon buns...
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): What!?
Mr. Nosey: And go have scrambled eggs at the Dillydale Diner.
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): No!
Mr. Small: (gasps) Scrambled eggs on Tuesday!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): Oh! Oh!
Mr. Small: What a daring idea! I say...let's get crazy, Mr. Nosey!
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): (moans)
(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey leave without noticing Little Miss Calamity)
Mr. Nosey: "I might even have extra toast!"
Mr. Small (offscreen): "Now that's what I call living large!"
Miss Calamity (muffled by the glass): "Could you save me first?"
(The next bumper pushes in with Mr. Stubborn trying to push it back. Mr. Stubborn fails to keep the bumper back and the bumper plays. Mr. Bounce is shown passing Mr. Lazy's table with a dinner tray in his hands. Mr. Lazy is enjoying a plate of spaghetti. Mr. Bounce sees Little Miss Whoops running over in a panic. Mr. Bounce jumps over her just before she could bump into him. Successful, Mr. Bounce breathes a sigh of relief. Mr. Rude walks over carrying a dinner tray and pushes Mr. Bounce out of the way. Mr. Bounce drops his dinner tray and bounces all over the place before landing face first in Mr. Lazy's spaghetti. Little Miss Sunshine drops down from an umbrella and brings the next scene on screen. Mr. Grumpy is shown sitting at a table with a menu waiting for a waiter. In the background are Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Whoops at one table and Little Miss Naughty and Little Miss Scary at another table)
Mr. Grumpy: (grumbles and growls)
(Mr. Grumpy slams his menu onto the table as the camera zooms in on him)
Mr. Grumpy: What does it take to get a waiter around here?
(Mr. Scatterbrain, who is Mr. Grumpy's waiter, pops up. Startling Mr. Grumpy and knocking his menu off the table)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy regains his composure)
Mr. Grumpy: I'll have the rice and beans.
(Mr. Scatterbrain points over to a large specials menu)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Don't you want to hear the specials?
Mr. Grumpy: No thank you. Just the rice and beans.
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown behind Mr. Grumpy and startles him again)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Coming right up!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves and returns with a dish covered by a lid. Mr. Scatterbrain lifts the lid up to reveal a banana underneath)
Mr. Grumpy: What am I supposed to do with that?
Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughs) Eat it!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leans in towards Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: But peel it first. Banana skin is very hard to chew!
Mr. Grumpy: Look! I ordered rice and beans!
Mr. Scatterbrain: You did? (chuckles) Where is my head?
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the banana way, walks over to the kitchen, and quickly returns with a different dinner plate)
Mr. Scatterbrain: I have bad news, Mr. Grumpy. We're out of rice and beans.
(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself)
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs) Then I'll have the buttered noodles.
Mr. Scatterbrain: We're out of butter...and noodles!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Then I'll have raisin toast!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Guess what?
Mr. Grumpy: You're out of raisins.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, no! We've got lots of raisins. They're just not getting along with the toast. So, we have to keep them separate.
Mr. Grumpy: Well, what do you have?!
(Mr. Scatterbrain ducks down and rises back up with a dinner tray covered by a lid)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Duck!
Mr. Grumpy: Duck? A la orange?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, more like...
(Mr. Scatterbrain takes the lid off to reveal a live purple duck)
Mr. Scatterbrain (offscreen): La purple than la orange.
Purple Duck: (quacks)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I can't eat that!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Goodness, no! (chuckles) He's much too cute but he makes a wonderful dinner companion!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves for a moment and quickly returns with a bag of bird seeds)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here's some bird seed, as an appetizer!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves for another moment and returns with the bill. A cha-ching sound effect is heard in the background)
Mr. Scatterbrain: And here is your bill!
(Mr. Grumpy takes the bill)
Mr. Scatterbrain: You can pay on the way out!
(Mr. Scatterbrain leaves and Mr. Grumpy looks at the duck)
Mr. Grumpy: You're gonna share that bird seed?
(The duck grabs onto the bag of bird seed with no intention on sharing it. Much to Mr. Grumpy's ire. The scene iris' out and static appears on the screen. The static goes away to reveal Mr. Messy tossing pizza dough. When Mr. Messy tosses the dough into the air, it doesn't come back down. Mr. Messy shrugs this off though)
Mr. Messy: Are you feeling hungry?
(Mr. Small is shown listening to Mr. Nosey's stomach with great worry. The viewers can hear Mr. Nosey's stomach growling)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): Is your stomach growling like...
(Mr. Messy pops up next to Mr. Nosey)
Mr. Messy: "Yo! Throw down some pepperoni and spice up my day!"
(Mr. Messy pops up alone)
Mr. Messy: Well if it's pizza you want...
(The pizza dough lands on Mr. Messy's head)
Mr. Messy (from under the dough): Then come on down to my new restaurant, "Mr. Messy's Pizza Parlor!"
(Mr. Messy (now without the dough on his head) walks past Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Whoops, who are at a table enjoying some pizza)
Mr. Messy: Here at "Mr. Messy's..."
(Mr. Messy walks past Mr. Lazy, who is at a different table enjoying some pizza)
Mr. Messy: We do pizza the way it should be...good and messy!
(Mr. Messy walks over to Mr. Bounce's table. Mr. Bounce is shown struggling to eat a pizza with cheese stuck to the table)
Mr. Messy: Try our new special...
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): The upside-down pizza pie!
(Mr. Messy pops up next to Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Messy: With the crust on top...
(Mr. Messy uses scissors to free the cheese from the table. This launches Mr. Bounce away)
Mr. Messy: And the cheese on the bottom!
(Little Miss Whoops is shown about to eat a slice of pizza)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): Or try our...
(Mr. Messy is shown hanging upside down holding a ladle of spaghetti and meatballs)
Mr. Messy: P'sghetti pizza! A slice...
(Mr. Messy dumps the spaghetti and meatballs onto the pizza slice. Covering Little Miss Whoops with spaghetti sauce in the process)
Mr. Messy: Piled high with saucy spaghetti and meatballs!
(Little Miss Whoops walks away with pizza sauce all over her face)
Mr. Messy: That's what I'm talking about! Good and messy.
(Mr. Rude is shown eating a slice of pizza. Sauce is all over Mr. Rude's face)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): And best of all, here at "Mr. Messy's..."
(Mr. Messy is shown standing next to Mr. Rude's table)
Mr. Messy: You don't have to worry about napkins! Just use your sleeve!
(Mr. Rude looks at his arm and sees that he doesn't have a sleeve)
Mr. Messy (voiceover): And if you don't have a sleeve, use someone else's!
(Mr. Rude uses Mr. Persnickety's sleeve to wipe the sauce off his face)
Mr. Persnickety: I beg your pardon!
(Mr. Messy pops up and various pizza ingredients drip down from his face)
Mr. Messy: So, come on down to "Mr. Messy's Pizza Parlor!" Where it's messy, not dressy!
(Sauce drips down onto the screen and the screen goes static. The scene cuts to the ending scene which shows some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey drawing on there table, Mr. Nervous waiting for his food while trembling with fear, and Mr. Bump trying to stop the tower of dirty dishes from falling as shown in the little window of the kitchen door)
Narrator: So the next time you're dining out as a restaurant...
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown serving Mr. Grumpy a banana)
Narrator: Remember your manners
(Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown sitting at a table, Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting at another table, Mr. Tickle is shown playing the piano, and Little Miss Helpful is pushing Mr. Persnickety out of the restaurant)
Narrator: Or you may be asked to leave.
(Mr. Bounce is shown trying to eat his slice of upside-down pizza and Mr. Lazy and Mr. Rude are each shown at a separate table enjoying some pizza)
Narrator: Although, not every restaurant has such strict rules.
(Little Miss Whoops walks by with pizza sauce all over her face. The screen fades to black and the episode ends)