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UK Transcript[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big brown screen comes up with "Robots" written on it. With gears, robot versions of Mr. Rude, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Sunshine, and who created the episode underneath. Robotic sounds are heard)

(The episode begins with a robot waving hello to the audience)

Narrator: Blip beep dip dot!

(The robot leaves and the camera pans over to Mr. Rude's house. There, Mr. Grumpy is ordering two robots to clean Mr. Rude's window)

Narrator: Which is another way of saying, "Ah, robots! What would we do without them?"

(The two robots clean Mr. Rude's window and Mr. Rude is shown looking through the window with please)

Narrator: Robots do the jobs the good people of Dillydale don't want to do.

(A robot that resembles a mailbox flies down carrying some mail and gives it to Little Miss Chatterbox. At Mr. Scatterbrain's house, Mr. Lazy is sleeping on the couch and Herbie Homemaker is vacuuming. Herbie even lifts the couch up so he could clean underneath it)

Narrator: Whether it's cleaning the house...

(The camera pans over to Mr. Fussy and his car. Mr. Fussy is having a robot fix his car but the robot ends up crushing the car with a giant engine)

Narrator: Fixing the car...

(The camera pans to outer space where a smiling probe is shown launching deep into outer space as well as Mr. Nervous is cleaning a satellite)

Narrator: Or doing work in places that are much too dangerous for the Mr. Men and Little Misses. There's no end...

(A robot grabs Mr. Nervous and moves him around to clean the satellite faster)

Mr. Nervous: Geh! Geh! Geeh! Oh!

Narrator: To the ways in which robots improve our lives.

(The camera moves back down to Earth and pans over to Mr. Grumpy's house)

Narrator: Just ask Mr. Grumpy.

(The camera cuts to inside Mr. Grumpy's house where Mr. Grumpy is impatiently pacing around his living room)

Narrator: Who's waiting for the robot of his dreams.

(Little Miss Chatterbox arrives with a huge package that she wheels in on a hand truck)

Miss Chatterbox: Special delivery for Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Grumpy knocks on the crate)

Mr. Grumpy: About time, Miss Chatterbox!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh, I would have been here sooner, but that traffic light back there is broken! It turns green for a second, then turns red again! Just like that! Green then red! Right away! Green, red, green, red.

Mr. Grumpy: Spare me this sob story and just give me my robot!

(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to Mr. Grumpy and gives him a clipboard with a pen and a sheet of paper attached to it)

Miss Chatterbox: Here! Sign this and it's all yours!

(Mr. Grumpy signs the sheet of paper)

Mr. Grumpy: This robot is going to change my life!

(Mr. Grumpy kicks the crate and the crate falls apart to reveal a robot version of Mr. Grumpy inside)

Robo-Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers.

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) Oh my gosh! It sounds just like you! Only more like a robot than you.

(Mr. Grumpy and Robo-Grumpy share a glance over their mutual annoyance over Little Miss Chatterbox's talking)

Miss Chatterbox: I like the sound of a robot's voice, don't you?

(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself)

Miss Chatterbox (in a robotic voice): That does not compute.

Miss Chatterbox: (laughs) But I don't think I'd want a robot of my own. No.

Mr. Grumpy: Well this robot's going to do all my little jobs like, get my shopping and fetch my post. That way, I don't have to deal with any of you dodo birds. Let people annoy the robot. While I enjoy some peace and quiet.

Miss Chatterbox: Peace and quiet? Who'd want that?

(Robo-Grumpy starts walking towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: Besides, it's really hard to be quiet.

(Robo-Grumpy looks at Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy nods his head)

Miss Chatterbox: I try to stop talking once for about a minute.

(Robo-Grumpy picks Little Miss Chatterbox up and walks to the open door)

Miss Chatterbox: Actually it was just a few seconds. But, (scoffs) it felt long.

Robo-Grumpy: Enough!

(Robo-Grumpy throws Little Miss Chatterbox out of the house and closes the door. Mr. Grumpy sheds a tear. Robo-Grumpy walks over to Mr. Grumpy)

Robo-Grumpy: Why are you crying?

Mr. Grumpy: They're tears of joy. Now look, I'm pretty hungry. I need you to go out and bring me back a bucket of beanburgers.

Robo-Grumpy: Bucket of beanburgers coming' up.

(Robo-Grumpy leaves to get a bucket of beanburgers. Time passes and we see Mr. Grumpy sitting on his couch enjoying his alone time)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, this is the life!

(Robo-Grumpy walks back into the house. Mr. Grumpy jumps behind the couch in fear as Robo-Grumpy slams the door open. Robo-Grumpy walks in with a bucket of beanburgers. Mr. Stubborn is also dragged in as he is trying to keep his grip on the bucket)

Robo-Grumpy: Here are your beanburgers.

(Mr. Grumpy sees Mr. Stubborn in a tug-of-war with the beanburgers)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! What's Mr. Stubborn doin' here?

(Mr. Stubborn and Robo-Grumpy walk to the couch. Robo-Grumpy releases his grip on the beanburger bucket and walks away)

Robo-Grumpy: He came with the beanburger.

(Mr. Stubborn sits on Mr. Grumpy's couch holding the bucket of beanburgers)

Mr. Stubborn: That's right! My beanburgers! Not yours!

Mr. Grumpy: Well, scram! I don't want your company, I just want a beanburger.

(Mr. Stubborn takes a beanburger out of the bucket)

Mr. Stubborn: You can have a beanburger, but you cannot tell me what to do!

(Mr. Stubborn grabs the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: I am staying here!

(Mr. Grumpy walks next to Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Grumpy: For noodle's sake!

(Mr. Grumpy pushes Mr. Stubborn to the other side of the couch and sits down)

Mr. Grumpy: Fine! Robot!

(Robo-Grumpy awakes from sleep mode)

Mr. Grumpy: I'm gonna need some ketchup for my beanburger.

Robo-Grumpy: This better be all you need. You're spoiling my good mood!

(Robo-Grumpy leaves to get the ketchup. The camera briefly cuts outside)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! I don't like your tone!

(The camera cuts back inside Mr. Grumpy's house. Mr. Grumpy turns his attention to Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Stubborn is watching some TV)

Mr. Grumpy: I'll have that beanburger now.

Mr. Stubborn: What do I look like, a waiter?

(Mr. Stubborn takes a beanburger out from the bucket)

Mr. Stubborn: Come over here and get it yourself!

(Mr. Grumpy starts walking towards the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: I'm not moving!

(Mr. Stubborn takes a bite out of his beanburger)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): G'ooh!

(Mr. Grumpy turns his head upon hearing Mr. Nervous' voice)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Unhand me you mechanical menace!

(Robo-Grumpy walks back into the house. Mr. Grumpy hides behind the couch again. Robo-Grumpy is shown holding Mr. Nervous above his head. Mr. Nervous is holding a bottle of ketchup. Robo-Grumpy turns Mr. Nervous upside-down and positions the ketchup bottle over Mr. Stubborn's beanburger)

Robo-Grumpy: Here's your ketchup.

(Mr. Grumpy stands up behind the couch)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Nervous!?

Mr. Stubborn: What's he doing here?!

Sheep (on the TV offscreen): (bleats)

Mr. Nervous: I was in my kitchen about to eat my eggs when it's maniac of metal burst through my door! I think he wants my ketchup.

(Mr. Stubborn taps his hand on the ketchup bottle and some ketchup squirts out onto his beanburger)

Mr. Stubborn: Not a bad idea.

(Mr. Stubborn sits back down on the couch and takes a bite of his beanburger. He suddenly gets a feeling of disgust)

Mr. Stubborn: This ketchup...is CHEAP!!

Robo-Grumpy: Fine. I'll get rid of the ketchup.

Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Eeh! No no no!

(Robo-Grumpy drops Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(Mr. Nervous falls to the ground and picks himself up)

Mr. Nervous: Gah! No no no no no no!

(Mr. Nervous runs into the bathroom and locks the door. Mr. Grumpy walks to the bathroom door in annoyance)

Mr. Grumpy: Come out of there!

Mr. Nervous (from inside the bathroom): 🎵Whenever you're frightened...🎵

(Mr. Nervous is shown cradled in the bathroom sink holding the ketchup)

Mr. Nervous: 🎵And terror's near, sing this little song and sing away your fear.🎵

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! No singing! If I wanted to hear music I would've invited the band.

(Robo-Grumpy overhears Mr. Grumpy and leaves to get a band. Mr. Grumpy walks back over to Mr. Stubborn and sits next to him on the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: Stop talking! I'm trying to watch TV!

(Robo-Grumpy breaks through the door. Robo-Grumpy is shown carrying a band consisting of Mr. Noisy, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Sunshine playing "The Mr. Men Show" theme song on trumpets. Mr. Grumpy jumps behind the couch in fear of the break-in Robo-Grumpy just did)

Robo-Grumpy: Here's your band.

(Mr. Grumpy peeks out from behind the couch)

Mr. Grumpy: What!? No! No! That's not what I meant!

(Mr. Nervous opens the bathroom door an inch peeks out)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Mr. Nervous slams the bathroom door close and locks it again. Realizing that Robo-Grumpy did not provide him with the peace and quiet he desired, Mr. Grumpy leaves his own house in a huff)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!

(The camera cuts outside as Mr. Grumpy leaves his own house)

Mr. Grumpy: So much for my peace and quiet!

(The camera cuts back into Mr. Grumpy's house as Robo-Grumpy marches around the room as the band continues to play. Mr. Stubborn doesn't seem to care as he remains seated on the couch)

Robo-Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers! Crooked cucumbers! Crooked cucumbers!

(Robo-Grumpy walks across the screen and the scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Strong is walking up to a robot in charge of a dessert parlor and switches the robot on. The robot makes Mr. Strong a delicious ice cream sundae with scoops of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, tons of whipped cream, and a cherry on top. Mr. Strong prepares to take the sundae when the robot suddenly eats the sundae for itself. Much to Mr. Strong's disappointment. The next scene begins with Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Scatterbrain heading to the Robotics Shop)

Narrator: Some Mr. Men and Little Misses buy their robots at the robot shop.

(The camera pans to the left over to Little Miss Scary's house)

Narrator: While others prefer...

(The camera cuts to inside Little Miss Scary's house. In a lab, Little Miss Scary is putting the final touches onto a robot she made. She is wearing a welding mask as she uses the welding torch on her robot. Little Miss Whoops is also there as Little Miss Scary's assistant)

Narrator: To build one of their own.

(Little Miss Scary takes off the welding mask)

Miss Scary: Thanks for helping me with my robot, Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops is holding a small computer in the shape of a brain)

Miss Whoops: Glad to help, Miss Scary. After all, I'm pretty handy with tools.

Miss Scary: With that computer...

(The camera cuts over to the computer brain and digital sound effects are heard)

Miss Scary (offscreen): For a brain, I'll have...

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Scary: The most terrifying robot in all of Dillydale!!

Miss Scary and Miss Whoops: (laughs)

Miss Whoops: Stop! I'm scared already! (laughs)

Miss Scary: Why don't you put in the brain?

(Little Miss Whoops opens the hatch at the top of the robot where the brain is supposed to go)

Miss Scary: I'm going to go make a foot!

(Little Miss Scary leaves)

Miss Whoops: Okie dokie.

(Little Miss Whoops tries to put the brain into the robot, but she loses her grip and accidentally drops the brain. This results in the brain shattering into a million pieces)

Miss Whoops: Whoops! Now what am I going to use for a brain?

(Little Miss Whoops looks around before noticing a toaster finishing up toasting some bread on a nearby shelf. Little Miss Whoops grabs the toaster and looks at it)

Miss Whoops: A toaster! That should work.

(Little Miss Whoops puts the toaster into the robot's head and the hatch closes)

Miss Whoops: Hello gorgeous!

(The toaster's spring moves up and the robot turns on. The scene cuts to a grassy, forest-like area. Mr. Rude is on his bicycle with a bag full of groceries in the basket of his bicycle. Items he bought include milk and a baguette. Behind some bushes not too far away are Little Miss Whoops, Little Miss Scary, and their robot)

Miss Scary: He's going to totally terrified Mr. Rude! Okay, robot!

(Little Miss Scary points over towards Mr. Rude)

Miss Scary: Scare away!

(The robot moves out from behind the bushes and moves in front of Mr. Rude's way. This causes Mr. Rude to stop pedaling when he sees the robot)

Mr. Rude: Out of my way, you robot!

(The robot zaps Mr. Rude's baguette with its laser eyes)

Mr. Rude: What is happening!?

(The baguette becomes completely charred and burned)

Miss Scary: Hey!

(Little Miss Scary walks out of her hiding spot)

Miss Scary: That wasn't very scary!

Mr. Rude: No, it was annoying. I do not want a toasted baguette!

(Little Miss Whoops starts to realize her error in substituting the toaster for a computer brain. Little Miss Scary is visibly frustrated by the robot's actions)

Miss Scary: Oh, he was supposed to growl and show you his robot teeth!

Mr. Rude: But he didn't. Instead, he ruined my bread. I demand that you replace this toast with a fresh baguette.

(Mr. Fussy walks into the frame carrying a bag of groceries. The groceries include mostly vegetables and a baguette. The baguette is something Mr. Rude notices. Mr. Rude takes Mr. Fussy's baguette out of the latter's shopping bag)

Mr. Rude: Oh, never mind! I'll have Mr. Fussy's.

Mr. Fussy: I beg your pardon?

Mr. Rude: Oh, beg all you want. But you are not getting it back!

(The robot uses its laser eyes to toast Mr. Fussy's baguette)

Mr. Fussy: Oh!

Mr. Rude: You have a lot of nerve!

Miss Scary: Something's not right with this robot!

Mr. Fussy: Indeed. My deliciously fresh loaf of bread has been reduced to common toast!

(Mr. Fussy looks at the robot)

Mr. Fussy: I am most displeased!

Miss Scary: So am I! This robot was supposed to be a lot scarier!

(Little Miss Scary turns her attention to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Scary: Did something happen to his computer brain about which you did not tell me?

Miss Whoops: Uh...funny you should ask. You see I was going to use the computer, but something happened. So I used the toaster instead!

Miss Scary: A TOASTER!? What's so scary about a toaster?

(Mr. Nervous walks by dressed as a loaf of bread)

Mr. Nervous: 🎵The Dillydale Baker's the place to get, your whole wheat loaf or a white baguette!🎵 Ha!

(The robot begins to zap Mr. Nervous' costume)

Mr. Nervous: (yelps) No! No! No! No! No! No!

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Nervous: Terrifying Toasting Torment!

Miss Scary: (laughs hysterically) Okay! Now THAT, was a good one!

Mr. Rude: I'll give you a good one...(laughs)

(Mr. Rude farts to ride away on his bike. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy at the Dillydale FM studio)

Mr. Messy: MR. RUDE!!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Whoops, and Little Miss Scary. They are all holding their noses in disgust because of the smell. The robot also shorts out from the smell)

Mr. Fussy: Sweet apple strudel.

(Mr. Fussy takes out air freshener and sprays the air to get rid of the smell)

Miss Scary: You people wouldn't know a good scare if it bit you on the toe! Come on, Miss Whoops! Let's see if this big boy can make a waffle.

(Little Miss Scary pulls the robot as she and Little Miss Whoops walks away)

Mr. Fussy: Waffles?!

(Mr. Fussy runs after Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Fussy: Wait for me!

(The scene transitions to the next bumper. Little Miss Chatterbox is walking up to the robot in charge of the dessert parlor and switches the robot on)

Miss Chatterbox: (incoherent chatter)

(The robot, not wanting to hear Little Miss Chatterbox's gobbledegook, the robot uses its claw to grab a giant cupcake and shoves it into Little Miss Chatterbox's mouth to silence her like a cork plugging up a bottle. The next scene shows a brief dance video of Mr. Messy dancing alongside his robot counterpart. When the dance video is done, the camera zooms in on Mr. Messy and transitions the scene to show the "Good Morning Dillydale" logo)

Introduction Voice (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!

(The logo shrinks down and fades away and the scene transitions to the "Good Morning Dillydale" studio where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting in their chairs ready to host the show. The audience is heard clapping offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine! Today on Good Morning Dillydale, we're celebrating robots!

Mr. Happy: Joining us from "Miss Naughty's Robot Factory," please give a warm welcome to...Mr. Metal!!

(A robot slides into the frame revealing that Mr. Metal is the robot. Mr. Metal sits down in the chair that's between Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: Ah!

(The audience claps offscreen as do Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine as Mr. Metal joins them)

Mr. Happy: Good morning, Mr. Metal!

Mr. Metal: Thank you for having me. I have always wanted to be on television.

Miss Sunshine: Wow!

(Little Miss Sunshine knocks twice on Mr. Metal's chest)

Miss Sunshine: You really are made of steel!

Mr. Metal: A titanium alloy to be exact.

Mr. Happy: Oh!

Mr. Metal: May I now be host of show?

Mr. Happy: Well, actually, you're the guest. Which is almost as good! (laughs)

Miss Sunshine: (giggles)

Mr. Metal: Negative. Host is much better.

Mr. Happy: Ah! I'm afraid that job is taken.

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) It is?

Mr. Happy: Yes, Miss Sunshine. You and I have the job.

Miss Sunshine: Oh goodie.

Mr. Happy: Now, Mr. Metal, I understand you're going to do a little cooking for us today.

Mr. Metal: Affirmative.

(Mr. Metal gets up from his seat)

Mr. Metal: Now I will make fruit salad.

(Mr. Metal moves to the left and heads offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I do love fruit!

(Mr. Happy gets up from his seat)

Mr. Happy: (chuckles)

(Mr. Happy starts walking to the left)

Mr. Happy: How about we get right to it?

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Metal. Mr. Metal is behind a counter that has a bowl and some fruit on it)

Mr. Metal: First, you need clean bowl.

(Mr. Metal shoots some water out of his robotic right eye into the bowl. Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy get a little wet from the spray. Little Miss Sunshine even holds her hand out and looks up to see if it's raining in the studio)

Mr. Metal: Then, peel and chop fruit.

(Mr. Metal uses his robotic hands to peel and chop all the fruit. Then Mr. Metal places the food into the bowl)

Miss Sunshine: I didn't know you could even peel a grape!

Mr. Metal: Behold! Fruit salad!

Mr. Happy: You have quite a way with fruit!

(Mr. Happy walks to the middle of the frame)

Mr. Happy: Let's hear it for Mr. Metal!

(Mr. Happy and the audience clap for Mr. Metal)

Audience (offscreen): (cheering)

(Mr. Metal moves away and sits down in Mr. Happy's seat. Something Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine notice)

Miss Sunshine: Ooh!

Mr. Metal: Now I can be host?

(Mr. Happy walks over to Mr. Metal)

Mr. Happy: I'm afraid not. But you've been a wonderful guest!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks over to Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy: Perhaps you can come back again some other day.

Mr. Metal: Negative. Mr. Metal is host.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine show extreme worry)

Mr. Happy: (winces)

Miss Sunshine: I thought you said we had the job?

(Mr. Metal stands up and pulls out a microphone)

Mr. Metal: Mr. Metal will now sing. 🎵Mr. Metal's here and he's gonna stay! Gonna host "Good Morning Dillydale" everyday!🎵

(Mr. Happy walks over)

Mr. Happy: While I do love a good robot song, you really have to go.

(Mr. Happy pushes Mr. Metal slightly. Mr. Happy turns to face the viewers)

Mr. Happy: We do have the rest of the show to do. (chuckles)

(Mr. Metal grabs a knob that's on his chest)

Mr. Metal: You leave me no choice.

(Mr. Metal shrinks Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy (high-pitched): Ooh, wonderful!

Miss Sunshine: Ooh!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy (high-pitched): I've always wanted to see my guests from this angle!

(Little Miss Sunshine taps Mr. Happy at the top of his head and Mr. Happy looks at Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: Ah! When you shrink, does your happiness shrink too?

(Mr. Metal picks Little Miss Sunshine up)

Mr. Happy (high-pitched): Oh!

(Mr. Metal sits Little Miss Sunshine down in a chair)

Mr. Metal: So, Miss Sunshine. What brings you to "Good Morning Dillydale?"

Miss Sunshine: Uh...the last I knew it was my job.

(Mr. Metal grabs the knob that's on his chest)

Mr. Metal: Not anymore!

(Mr. Metal shrinks Little Miss Sunshine and the chair she was sitting on)

Miss Sunshine (high-pitched): Oh my!

Mr. Metal: Please welcome my next guest...Miss Naughty!

(Little Miss Naughty walks onto the set with a controller in her hands)

Miss Naughty: Good work, Mr. Metal! I knew I built you for a reason. Now the show is mine!

Mr. Metal: Negative.

(Mr. Metal grabs the knob that's on his chest. Little Miss Naughty looks at Mr. Metal with great fear)

Mr. Metal: I am host.

(Mr. Metal shrinks Little Miss Naughty. Little Miss Naughty drops the controller due to it being too big for her. Little Miss Naughty looks at Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine before looking at herself. Little Miss Naughty becomes enraged and turns her attention to Mr. Metal)

Miss Naughty (high-pitched): How can you do this to me!? I created you!

Mr. Metal: That's all the time we have for today.

Miss Naughty (high-pitched and overlap): I will take that titanium alloy body of yours and put you in the-

Mr. Metal (overlap): We'll meet again tomorrow when we'll compare computer chips on...

Mr. Metal: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The "Good Morning Dillydale" logo reappears on the screen. The screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Mr. Nervous is at the dessert parlor and notices the robot in charge. Mr. Nervous reluctantly switches the robot on. Mr. Nervous winces back as the robot powers up. Mr. Nervous inaudibly tries to place his order when Mr. Tickle's arms suddenly come out of the robot's chest. Mr. Nervous laughs inaudibly for a moment before running away. The robot's toque hinges off the robot's head. Mr. Tickle pops out of the robot's head, happy with his success. The screen fades to black before cutting to the ending scene. The viewers first see Herbie Homemaker vacuuming)

Narrator: And so, most of the time...

(A robot with a built-in fan is using said fan to air out Mr. Rude's under arms. The robotic mailbox also flies across the screen carrying a few letters)

Narrator: Robots can really be quite useful.

(Robo-Grumpy, Robo-Chatterbox, and Robo-Scatterbrain are shown. Robo-Grumpy is dancing, and Robo-Scatterbrian is hopping around)

Robo-Chatterbox: (incoherent noises)

(A robot is shown emptying a trash can of its trash and spewing it out for a happy Mr. Messy. A small robot moves past him as does the robotic mailbox)

Narrator: These mechanical wonders can do just about anything we can.

(Little Miss Whoops is shown standing with eight identical robots standing in 2 rows of four)

Narrator: In fact...

(Little Miss Whoops looks at the robots curiously)

Narrator: There are some things that they can do...

(The eight robots start doing the can-can. Little Miss Whoops tries to imitate them but is having trouble keeping up)

Narrator: Even better!

(Little Miss Whoops falls as she tries to imitate the robots moves)

Miss Whoops: (screams) Whoops.

(The screen fades to black)

(The episode ends here)

Deleted Scene[]


US Transcript[]

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big brown screen comes up with "Robots" written on it. With gears, robot versions of Mr. Rude, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Sunshine, and who created the episode underneath. Robotic sounds are heard)

(The episode begins with a robot waving hello to the audience)

Narrator: Blip beep dip dot!

(The robot leaves and the camera pans over to Mr. Rude's house. There, Mr. Grumpy is ordering two robots to clean Mr. Rude's window)

Narrator: Which is another way of saying, "Ah, robots! What would we do without them?"

(The two robots clean Mr. Rude's window and Mr. Rude is shown looking through the window with please)

Narrator: Robots do the jobs the good people of Dillydale don't want to do.

(A robot that resembles a mailbox flies down carrying some mail and gives it to Little Miss Chatterbox. At Mr. Scatterbrain's house, Mr. Lazy is sleeping on the couch and Herbie Homemaker is vacuuming. Herbie even lifts the couch up so he could clean underneath it)

Narrator: Whether it's cleaning the house...

(The camera pans over to Mr. Fussy and his car. Mr. Fussy is having a robot fix his car but the robot ends up crushing the car with a giant engine)

Narrator: Fixing the car...

(The camera pans to outer space where a smiling probe is shown launching deep into outer space as well as Mr. Nervous is cleaning a satellite)

Narrator: Or doing work in places that are much too dangerous for the Mr. Men and Little Misses. There's no end...

(A robot grabs Mr. Nervous and moves him around to clean the satellite faster)

Mr. Nervous: Geh! Geh! Geeh! Oh!

Narrator: To the ways in which robots improve our lives.

(The camera moves back down to Earth and pans over to Mr. Grumpy's house)

Narrator: Just ask Mr. Grumpy.

(The camera cuts to inside Mr. Grumpy's house where Mr. Grumpy is impatiently pacing around his living room)

Narrator: Who's waiting for the robot of his dreams.

(Little Miss Chatterbox arrives with a huge package that she wheels in on a hand truck)

Miss Chatterbox: Special delivery for Mr. Grumpy!

(Mr. Grumpy knocks on the crate)

Mr. Grumpy: About time, Miss Chatterbox!

Miss Chatterbox: Oh, I would have been here sooner, but that traffic light back there is broken! It turns green for a second, then turns red again! Just like that! Green then red! Right away! Green, red, green, red.

Mr. Grumpy: Spare me this sob story and just give me my robot!

(Little Miss Chatterbox walks over to Mr. Grumpy and gives him a clipboard with a pen and a sheet of paper attached to it)

Miss Chatterbox: Here! Sign this and it's all yours!

(Mr. Grumpy signs the sheet of paper)

Mr. Grumpy: This robot is going to change my life!

(Mr. Grumpy kicks the crate and the crate falls apart to reveal a robot version of Mr. Grumpy inside)

Robo-Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers.

Miss Chatterbox: (giggles) Oh my gosh! It sounds just like you! Only more like a robot than you.

(Mr. Grumpy and Robo-Grumpy share a glance over their mutual annoyance over Little Miss Chatterbox's talking)

Miss Chatterbox: I like the sound of a robot's voice, don't you?

(Mr. Grumpy facepalms himself)

Miss Chatterbox (in a robotic voice): That does not compute.

Miss Chatterbox: (laughs) But I don't think I'd want a robot of my own. No.

Mr. Grumpy: Well this robot's going to do all my errands like, get my groceries and check my mail. That way, I don't have to deal with any of you dodo birds. Let people annoy the robot. While I enjoy some peace and quiet.

Miss Chatterbox: Peace and quiet? Who'd want that?

(Robo-Grumpy starts walking towards Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: Besides, it's really hard to be quiet.

(Robo-Grumpy looks at Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy nods his head)

Miss Chatterbox: I try to stop talking once for about a minute.

(Robo-Grumpy picks Little Miss Chatterbox up and walks to the open door)

Miss Chatterbox: Actually it was just a few seconds. But, (scoffs) it felt long.

(Robo-Grumpy throws Little Miss Chatterbox out of the house and closes the door. Mr. Grumpy sheds a tear. Robo-Grumpy walks over to Mr. Grumpy)

Robo-Grumpy: Why are you crying?

Mr. Grumpy: They're tears of joy. Now look, I'm pretty hungry. I need you to go out and bring me back a bucket of beanburgers.

Robo-Grumpy: Bucket of beanburgers. Gotcha.

(Robo-Grumpy leaves to get a bucket of beanburgers. Time passes and we see Mr. Grumpy sitting on his couch enjoying his alone time)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, this is the life!

(Robo-Grumpy walks back into the house. Mr. Grumpy jumps behind the couch in fear as Robo-Grumpy slams the door open. Robo-Grumpy walks in with a bucket of beanburgers. Mr. Stubborn is also dragged in as he is trying to keep his grip on the bucket)

Robo-Grumpy: Here are your beanburgers.

(Mr. Grumpy sees Mr. Stubborn in a tug-of-war with the beanburgers)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! What's Mr. Stubborn doing here?

(Mr. Stubborn and Robo-Grumpy walk to the couch. Robo-Grumpy releases his grip on the beanburger bucket and walks away)

Robo-Grumpy: He came with the beanburger.

(Mr. Stubborn sits on Mr. Grumpy's couch holding the bucket of beanburgers)

Mr. Stubborn: That's right! My beanburgers! Not yours!

Mr. Grumpy: Well, scram! I don't want your company, I just want a beanburger.

(Mr. Stubborn takes a beanburger out of the bucket)

Mr. Stubborn: You can have a beanburger, but you cannot tell me what to do!

(Mr. Stubborn grabs the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: I am staying here!

(Mr. Grumpy walks next to Mr. Stubborn)

Mr. Grumpy: For noodle's sake!

(Mr. Grumpy pushes Mr. Stubborn to the other side of the couch and sits down)

Mr. Grumpy: Fine! Robot!

(Robo-Grumpy awakes from sleep mode)

Mr. Grumpy: I'm gonna need some ketchup for my beanburger.

Robo-Grumpy: This better be all you need. You're spoiling my good mood!

(Robo-Grumpy leaves to get the ketchup. The camera briefly cuts outside)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! I don't like your tone!

(The camera cuts back inside Mr. Grumpy's house. Mr. Grumpy turns his attention to Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Stubborn is watching some TV)

Mr. Grumpy: I'll have that beanburger now.

Mr. Stubborn: What do I look like, a waiter?

(Mr. Stubborn takes a beanburger out from the bucket)

Mr. Stubborn: Come over here and get it yourself!

(Mr. Grumpy starts walking towards the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: I'm not moving!

(Mr. Stubborn takes a bite out of his beanburger)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): G'ooh!

(Mr. Grumpy turns his head upon hearing Mr. Nervous' voice)

Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Unhand me you mechanical menace!

(Robo-Grumpy walks back into the house. Mr. Grumpy hides behind the couch again. Robo-Grumpy is shown holding Mr. Nervous above his head. Mr. Nervous is holding a bottle of ketchup. Robo-Grumpy turns Mr. Nervous upside-down and positions the ketchup bottle over Mr. Stubborn's beanburger)

Robo-Grumpy: Here's your ketchup.

(Mr. Grumpy stands up behind the couch)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Nervous!?

Mr. Stubborn: What's he doing here?!

Sheep (on the TV offscreen): (bleats)

Mr. Nervous: Heeh! I was in my kitchen about to eat my eggs when it's maniac of metal burst through my door! I think he wants my ketchup.

(Mr. Stubborn taps his hand on the ketchup bottle and some ketchup squirts out onto his beanburger)

Mr. Stubborn: Not a bad idea.

(Mr. Stubborn sits back down on the couch and takes a bite of his beanburger. He suddenly gets a feeling of disgust)

Mr. Stubborn: This ketchup...is CHEAP!!

Robo-Grumpy: Fine. I'll get rid of the ketchup.

Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Eeh! (yelps)

(Robo-Grumpy drops Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh no!

(Mr. Nervous falls to the ground and picks himself up)

Mr. Nervous: Gah! Oh-ho-hoo!

(Mr. Nervous runs into the bathroom and locks the door. Mr. Grumpy walks to the bathroom door in annoyance)

Mr. Grumpy: Come out of there!

Mr. Nervous (from inside the bathroom): 🎵Whenever you're frightened...🎵

(Mr. Nervous is shown cradled in the bathroom sink holding the ketchup)

Mr. Nervous: 🎵And terror's near, sing this little song and sing away your fear.🎵

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey! No singing! If I wanted to hear music I would've invited the band.

(Robo-Grumpy overhears Mr. Grumpy and leaves to get a band. Mr. Grumpy walks back over to Mr. Stubborn and sits next to him on the couch)

Mr. Stubborn: Stop talking! I'm trying to watch TV!

(Robo-Grumpy breaks through the door. Robo-Grumpy is shown carrying a band consisting of Mr. Noisy, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Sunshine playing "The Mr. Men Show" theme tune on the trumpets. Mr. Grumpy jumps behind the couch in fear of the break-in Robo-Grumpy just did.)

Robo-Grumpy: Here's your band.

(Mr. Grumpy peeks out from behind the couch)

Mr. Grumpy: What!? No! No! That's not what I meant!

(Mr. Nervous opens the bathroom door an inch peeks out)

Mr. Nervous: (screams) Oh-ho-ho!

(Mr. Nervous slams the bathroom door close and locks it again. Realizing that Robo-Grumpy did not provide him with the peace and quiet he desired, Mr. Grumpy leaves his own house in a huff)

Mr. Grumpy: Crooked cucumbers!

(The camera cuts outside as Mr. Grumpy leaves his own house)

Mr. Grumpy: So much for my peace and quiet!

(The camera cuts back into Mr. Grumpy's house as Robo-Grumpy marches around the room as the band continues to play. Mr. Stubborn doesn't seem to care as he remains seated on the couch)

Robo-Grumpy: Peace and quiet! Peace and quiet! Peace and quiet!

(Robo-Grumpy walks across the screen and the scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Strong is walking up to a robot in charge of a dessert parlor and switches the robot on. The robot makes Mr. Strong a delicious ice cream sundae with scoops of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, tons of whipped cream, and a cherry on top. Mr. Strong prepares to take the sundae when the robot suddenly eats the sundae for itself. Much to Mr. Strong's disappointment)

Robo-Chef: (burps)

(The screen fades to black. The next scene takes place at the Dillydale Theater. Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Small, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Tickle are all heading there to watch a show)

Narrator: Over at the Dillydale theater...

(The camera cuts to inside the theater. Mr. Rude is taking his seat in the middle of the second row. Other Mr. Men and Little Misses are also in attendance. In the first row; Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Lazy, Mr. Small, and Mr. Nosey. In the second row with Mr. Rude; Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Magic, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Happy. In the third row; Little Miss Scary, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Nervous. Finally, in the last row; Mr. Bump, Little Miss Daredevil, Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Messy, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Quiet)

Narrator: A very special robot performance is about to begin.

(The camera cuts to the stage which is decked out in gears. The curtain goes up to reveal robot versions of various Mr. Men and Little Misses. The first row features robot versions of Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Small. Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Grumpy. The second row features robot versions of Mr. Messy and Mr. Scatterbrain. And the final row features robot versions of Mr. Strong and Mr. Quiet. A robot version of Mr. Rude comes out onto the stage and wheels onto the second row between Robo-Messy and Robo-Scatterbrain. The lights go out and the robots light up their eyes and mouths in red and green lights to the musical sound of various beeps. The lights come back on and Robo-Strong blasts some techno beats from his arm speakers. Robo-Sunshine's eyes flash a red light and some of her teeth flash red light in a rhythmic way. Robo-Quiet antenna go off, the green light on his stomach flashes and his lights flash yellow in a panic. On the first row, Robo-Chatterbox's mouth displays radio waves to make it look like she is taking and her eyes flash as well. Robo-Small's eyes light up as does Robo-Sunshine's teeth. Robo-Scatterbrain's teeth light up yellow and orange and the cymbals on his head smash together.)

Robo-Grumpy: Crocked cucumbers!

(Robo-Grumpy simply leaves the stage. Suddenly, the camera cuts to a robot version of Mr. Tall who rises up and starts conducting the rest of the robo-choir by using a wrench as a baton. The mouths of the robo-choir light up green and Robo-Tall starts conducting as their eyes flash red. Robo-Messy starts using the lids of garbage cans as records and begins scratching them as such. Robo-Strong continues blasting techno music from his arm speakers while Robo-Messy continues his garbage can lid record scratching. Robo-Rude tries to lay down a beat but Robo-Strong blocks him as Robo-Strong continues blasting techno music from his arm speakers. Robo-Tall is continues to conduct everyone. Robo-Sunshine lights up her eyes flashes her teeth. Robo-Strong continues blasting techno music from his arm speakers. Robo-Small has electricity conducting through his antennas and his eyes flash yellow. Robo-Messy continues his garbage can lid record scratching. Robo-Scatterbrain's teeth light up yellow and orange and his eyes flash blue when a boxing gloves suddenly punches Robo-Scatterbrain and knocks him out. Robo-Quiet's antenna blip and his green stomach light flashes but he is blocked by Robo-Chatterbox as she "talks")

Robo-Chatterbox: (incoherent noises)

(Robo-Quiet moves away from Robo-Chatterbox Robo-Rude tries to lay down a beat but Robo-Strong blocks him as Robo-Strong continues blasting techno music from his arm speakers twice. Robo-Rude goes behind Robo-Chatterbox, Robo-Small, and Robo-Sunshine as the latter three continue laying down their robotic beats. Robo-Rude extends his legs up and gives a robotic fart. This causes all the robots to stop what they are doing)

Robo-Chatterbox, Robo-Tall, Robo-Scatterbrain, Robo-Messy, Robo-Small, Robo-Quiet, Robo-Strong, and Robo-Sunshine: MR. RUDE!

(All the robots on the stage except Robo-Rude leave the stage in disgust. Robo-Tall simply descends his legs and disappears off-screen. The audience, except Mr. Rude, also leave in disappointment. Mr. Rude, on the other hand, gives a standing ovation to his robotic doppelganger who bows in triumph. The curtain goes down as the robotic beat plays for one more moment. The screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Little Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Scatterbrain heading to the Robotics Store)

Narrator: Some Mr. Men and Little Misses buy their robots at the robot store.

(The camera pans to the left over to Little Miss Scary's house)

Narrator: While others prefer...

(The camera cuts to inside Little Miss Scary's house. In a lab, Little Miss Scary is putting the final touches onto a robot she made. She is wearing a welding mask as she uses the welding torch on her robot. Little Miss Whoops is also there as Little Miss Scary's assistant)

Narrator: To build one instead.

(Little Miss Scary takes off the welding mask)

Miss Scary: Thanks for helping me with my robot, Miss Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops is holding a small computer in the shape of a brain)

Miss Whoops: Glad to help, Miss Scary. After all, I'm pretty handy with tools.

Miss Scary: With that computer...

(The camera cuts over to the computer brain and digital sound effects are heard)

Miss Scary (offscreen): For a brain...

(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Scary)

Miss Scary: I'll have the most terrifying robot in all of Dillydale!! (laughs and snorts)

Miss Scary and Miss Whoops: (laughs)

Miss Whoops: Stop! I'm scared already! (laughs)

Miss Scary: Why don't you put in the brain?

(Little Miss Whoops opens the hatch at the top of the robot where the brain is supposed to go)

Miss Scary: I'm gonna go make a foot!

(Little Miss Scary leaves)

Miss Whoops: You got it!

(Little Miss Whoops tries to put the brain into the robot, but she loses her grip and accidentally drops the brain. This results in the brain shattering into a million pieces)

Miss Whoops: Whoops! Now what am I gonna use for a brain?

(Little Miss Whoops looks around before noticing a toaster finishing up toasting some bread on a nearby shelf. Little Miss Whoops grabs the toaster and looks at it)

Miss Whoops: A toaster! That should work.

(Little Miss Whoops puts the toaster into the robot's head and the hatch closes)

Miss Whoops: Hello gorgeous!

(The toaster's spring moves up and the robot turns on. The scene cuts to a grassy, forest-like area. Mr. Rude is on his bicycle with a bag full of groceries in the basket of his bicycle. Items he bought include milk and a baguette. Behind some bushes not too far away are Little Miss Whoops, Little Miss Scary, and their robot)

Miss Scary: He's going to totally terrified Mr. Rude! Okay, robot!

(Little Miss Scary points over towards Mr. Rude)

Miss Scary: Do your stuff!

(The robot moves out from behind the bushes and moves in front of Mr. Rude's way. This causes Mr. Rude to stop pedaling when he sees the robot)

Mr. Rude: Out of my way, you robot!

(The robot zaps Mr. Rude's baguette with its laser eyes)

Mr. Rude: What is happening!?

(The baguette becomes completely charred and burned)

Miss Scary: Hey!

(Little Miss Scary walks out of her hiding spot)

Miss Scary: That wasn't very scary!

Mr. Rude: No, it was annoying. I do not want a toasted baguette!

(Little Miss Whoops starts to realize her error in substituting the toaster for a computer brain. Little Miss Scary is visibly frustrated by the robot's actions)

Miss Scary: Oh, he was supposed to growl and show you his robot teeth!

Mr. Rude: But he didn't. Instead, he ruined my bread. I demand that you replace this toast with a fresh baguette.

(Mr. Fussy walks into the frame carrying a bag of groceries. The groceries include mostly vegetables and a baguette. The baguette is something Mr. Rude notices. Mr. Rude takes Mr. Fussy's baguette out of the latter's shopping bag)

Mr. Rude: Oh, never mind! I'll have Mr. Fussy's.

Mr. Fussy: I beg your pardon?

Mr. Rude: Oh, beg all you want. But you are not getting it back!

(The robot uses its laser eyes to toast Mr. Fussy's baguette)

Mr. Rude: You have a lot of nerve!

Miss Scary: Something's not right with this robot!

Mr. Fussy: Indeed. My deliciously fresh loaf of bread has been reduced to common toast!

(Mr. Fussy looks at the robot)

Mr. Fussy: I am most displeased!

Miss Scary: So am I! This robot was supposed to be a lot scarier!

(Little Miss Scary turns her attention to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Scary: Did something happen to his computer brain that you didn't tell me?

Miss Whoops: Uh...funny you should ask. You see I was gonna use the computer, but something happened. So I used the toaster instead!

Miss Scary: A TOASTER!? Well, what's so scary about a toaster?

(Mr. Nervous walks by dressed as a loaf of bread)

Mr. Nervous: 🎵The Dillydale Breadstore's the place to get, your whole wheat loaf or white baguette!🎵 (chuckles)

(The robot begins to zap Mr. Nervous' costume)

Mr. Nervous: (yelps) NO! NO! NO!

(Mr. Nervous runs away)

Mr. Nervous: TERRIFYING TOASTING TORMENT!!!

Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts hysterically) Okay! Now THAT, was a good one!

Mr. Rude: I'll give you a good one... (laughs)

(Mr. Rude farts to ride away on his bike. The scene cuts to Mr. Messy at the Dillydale FM studio)

Mr. Messy: MR. RUDE!!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Whoops, and Little Miss Scary. They are all holding their noses in disgust because of the smell. The robot also shorts out from the smell)

Mr. Fussy: Sweet Henrietta.

(Mr. Fussy takes out air freshener and sprays the air to get rid of the smell)

Miss Scary: You people wouldn't know a good scare if it bit you on the toe! Come on, Miss Whoops! Let's see if this bad boy can make a waffle.

(Little Miss Scary pulls the robot as she and Little Miss Whoops walks away)

Mr. Fussy: Waffles?!

(Mr. Fussy runs after Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Fussy: Oh! Wait for me!

(The scene transitions to the next bumper. Little Miss Chatterbox is walking up to the robot in charge of the dessert parlor and switches the robot on)

Miss Chatterbox: (incoherent chatter)

(The robot, not wanting to hear Little Miss Chatterbox's gobbledegook, the robot uses its claw to grab a giant cupcake and shoves it into Little Miss Chatterbox's mouth to silence her like a cork plugging up a bottle. The next scene shows a brief dance video of Mr. Messy dancing alongside his robot counterpart. When the dance video is done, the camera zooms in on Mr. Messy and transitions the scene to show the "Good Morning Dillydale" logo)

Introduction Voices (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!

(The logo shrinks down and fades away and the scene transitions to the "Good Morning Dillydale" studio where Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting in their chairs ready to host the show. The audience is heard clapping offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I'm Mr. Happy!

Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine! Today on Good Morning Dillydale, we're celebrating robots!

Mr. Happy: Joining us from "Miss Naughty's Robot Factory," please give a warm welcome to...Mr. Metal!!

(A robot slides into the frame revealing that Mr. Metal is the robot. Mr. Metal sits down in the chair that's between Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine. The audience claps offscreen as do Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine as Mr. Metal joins them)

Mr. Happy: Good morning, Mr. Metal!

Mr. Metal: Thank you for having me. I have always wanted to be on television.

Miss Sunshine: Wow!

(Little Miss Sunshine knocks twice on Mr. Metal's chest)

Miss Sunshine: You really are made of steel!

Mr. Metal: A titanium alloy to be exact. May I now be host of show?

Mr. Happy: Well, actually, you're the guest. Which is almost as good! (laughs)

Mr. Metal: Negative. Host is much better.

Mr. Happy: I'm afraid that job is taken.

Miss Sunshine: (gasps) It is?

Mr. Happy: (chuckles) Yes, Miss Sunshine. You and I have the job.

Miss Sunshine: Oh goodie.

Mr. Happy: Now, Mr. Metal, I understand you're going to do a little cooking for us today.

Mr. Metal: Affirmative.

(Mr. Metal gets up from his seat)

Mr. Metal: Now I will make fruit salad.

(Mr. Metal moves to the left and heads offscreen)

Mr. Happy: I do love fruit!

(Mr. Happy gets up from his seat)

Mr. Happy: (chuckles)

(Mr. Happy starts walking to the left)

Mr. Happy: How about we get right to it?

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk over to Mr. Metal. Mr. Metal is behind a counter that has a bowl and some fruit on it)

Mr. Metal: First, you need clean bowl.

(Mr. Metal shoots some water out of his robotic right eye into the bowl. Little Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy get a little wet from the spray. Little Miss Sunshine even holds her hand out and looks up to see if it's raining in the studio)

Mr. Metal: Then, peel and chop fruit.

(Mr. Metal uses his robotic hands to peel and chop all the fruit. Then Mr. Metal places the food into the bowl)

Miss Sunshine (in a quiet voice): I didn't know you could even peel a grape!

Mr. Metal: Behold! Fruit salad!

Mr. Happy: You have quite a way with fruit!

(Mr. Happy walks to the middle of the frame)

Mr. Happy: Let's hear it for Mr. Metal!

(Mr. Happy and the audience clap for Mr. Metal)

Audience (offscreen): (cheering)

(Mr. Metal moves away and sits down in Mr. Happy's seat. Something Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine notice)

Mr. Metal: Now I can be host?

(Mr. Happy walks over to Mr. Metal)

Mr. Happy: I'm afraid not. But you've been a wonderful guest!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks over to Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy: Perhaps you can come back again some other day.

Mr. Metal: Negative. Mr. Metal is host.

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine show extreme worry)

Miss Sunshine (in a whisper): I thought you said we had the job?

(Mr. Metal stands up and pulls out a microphone)

Mr. Metal: Mr. Metal will now sing. 🎵Mr. Metal's here and he's gonna stay! Gonna host "Good Morning Dillydale" everyday!🎵

(Mr. Happy walks over)

Mr. Happy: While I do love a good robot song, you really have to go.

(Mr. Happy pushes Mr. Metal slightly. Mr. Happy turns to face the viewers)

Mr. Happy: We do have the rest of the show to do. (chuckles)

(Mr. Metal grabs a knob that's on his chest)

Mr. Metal: You leave me no choice.

(Mr. Metal shrinks Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy (high-pitched): Ooh, wonderful!

(The camera zooms in on Mr. Happy)

Mr. Happy (high-pitched): I've always wanted to see my guests from this angle!

(Little Miss Sunshine taps Mr. Happy at the top of his head and Mr. Happy looks at Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: When you shrink, does your happiness shrink too?

(Mr. Metal picks Little Miss Sunshine up and sits her down in a chair)

Mr. Metal: So, Miss Sunshine. What brings you to "Good Morning Dillydale?"

Miss Sunshine: Uh...the last I knew it was my job?

(Mr. Metal grabs the knob that's on his chest)

Mr. Metal: Not anymore!

(Mr. Metal shrinks Little Miss Sunshine and the chair she was sitting on)

Miss Sunshine (high-pitched): Oh my!

Mr. Metal: Please welcome my next guest...Miss Naughty!

(Little Miss Naughty walks onto the set with a controller in her hands)

Miss Naughty: Good work, Mr. Metal! I knew I built you for a reason. Now the show is mine!

Mr. Metal: Negative.

(Mr. Metal grabs the knob that's on his chest. Little Miss Naughty looks at Mr. Metal with great fear)

Mr. Metal: I am host.

(Mr. Metal shrinks Little Miss Naughty. Little Miss Naughty drops the controller due to it being too big for her. Little Miss Naughty looks at Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine before looking at herself. Little Miss Naughty becomes enraged and turns her attention to Mr. Metal)

Miss Naughty (high-pitched): How can you do this to me!? I created you!

Mr. Metal: That's all the time we have for today.

Miss Naughty (high-pitched and overlap): I will take that titanium alloy body of yours and put you in the-

Mr. Metal (overlap): We'll meet again tomorrow when we'll compare computer chips on...

Mr. Metal: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The "Good Morning Dillydale" logo reappears on the screen. The screen fades to black. The third bumper plays. Mr. Nervous is at the dessert parlor and notices the robot in charge. Mr. Nervous reluctantly switches the robot on. Mr. Nervous winces back as the robot powers up. Mr. Nervous inaudibly tries to place his order when Mr. Tickle's arms suddenly come out of the robot's chest. Mr. Nervous laughs inaudibly for a moment before running away. The robot's toque hinges off the robot's head. Mr. Tickle pops out of the robot's head, happy with his success. The screen fades to black before cutting to the ending scene. The viewers first see Herbie Homemaker vacuuming)

Narrator: And so for the most part...

(A robot with a built-in fan is using said fan to air out Mr. Rude's under arms. The robotic mailbox also flies across the screen carrying a few letters)

Narrator: Robots can really be quite useful.

(Robo-Grumpy, Robo-Chatterbox, and Robo-Scatterbrain are shown. Robo-Grumpy is dancing, and Robo-Scatterbrian is hopping around)

Robo-Chatterbox: (incoherent noises)

(A robot is shown emptying a trash can of its trash and spewing it out for a happy Mr. Messy. A small robot moves past him as does the robotic mailbox)

Narrator: These mechanical wonders can do just about anything we can.

(Little Miss Whoops is shown standing with eight identical robots standing in 2 rows of four)

Narrator: In fact...

(Little Miss Whoops looks at the robots curiously)

Narrator: There are some things that they can do...

(The eight robots start doing the can-can. Little Miss Whoops tries to imitate them but is having trouble keeping up)

Narrator: Even better!

(Little Miss Whoops falls as she tries to imitate the robots moves)

Miss Whoops: Whoops.

(The screen fades to black)

(The episode ends here)

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Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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