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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue-green screen comes up with "Science" written on it with a rocket zooming through space and the episode's creators underneath)
(The episode begins at the dinosaur exhibit of the science museum. At the exhibit, there is a skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a model of a Pterodactyl)
Narrator: The science museum, Whether it's moon rocks...
(The camera pans to the left to show a replica of a wooly mammoth)
Narrator: Mummies...
(The camera continues panning to the left to show a stone wheel with a statue of a caveman next to it)
Narrator: Or dinosaur bones, it can all be found in this remarkable building.
(The camera pans over to the Mr. Men and Little Misses as they observe a real-life Venus flytrap. The Mr. Men and Little Misses at the exhibit are Little Miss Scary, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Bump, Mr. Strong, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Small, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Calamity)
Narrator: I wonder what the Mr. Men and Little Misses are so interested in?
(The camera zooms in on the Venus flytrap as it eats flies that are buzzing by)
Narrator: Ah. The Venus flytrap.
(The Venus flytrap eats another fly)
Narrator: A fascinating plant that actually eats insects!
(Mr. Bump struggles to see the Venus flytrap as Mr. Strong and Mr. Nervous are blocking his view)
Narrator: Luckily...
(Mr. Strong notices Mr. Bump having to jump in order to see the Venus flytrap. To help Mr. Bump see better, Mr. Strong puts Mr. Bump on his head. Mr. Bump is happy to be able to see)
Narrator: The museum affords the curious a chance for a close-up view of many a scientific marvel!
(The Venus flytrap realizes that Mr. Bump is not a fly and spits him out. Mr. Bump lands in a pit of fake tar. Mr. Bump resurfaces in a daze)
Narrator: Of course, there is such a thing as...too close.
(The camera fades to black as the first scene begins. The camera pans upwards at a display of moon rocks before showing Little Miss Sunshine leading a tour comprising of Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Small, and Mr. Tickle)
Miss Sunshine: The first stop on our tour of the Science Museum, is this exhibit of moon rocks.
Mr. Stubborn: Miss Sunshine, those are not moon rocks.
Miss Sunshine: I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mr. Stubborn. But these are authentic moon rocks.
Mr. Stubborn: No, they are fake. Probably weigh next to nothing. Watch.
(Mr. Stubborn picks up a moon rock. It turns out the moon rock is very heavy and Mr. Stubborn struggles to hold it and prove Little Miss Sunshine wrong)
Mr. Stubborn (struggling): See? Light as a feather!
(Mr. Stubborn drops the moon rock on his foot and becomes in visible pain)
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts in pain)
(Little Miss Sunshine looks at Mr. Stubborn with extreme concern)
Miss Sunshine: Oh.
Mr. Stubborn: (quietly moans)
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms eagerly)
Mr. Tickle: I think somebody needs a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Stubborn but Mr. Stubborn stops him)
Mr. Stubborn: Not if you value your arms!
(The scene transitions to the tour group checking out a mummy)
Mr. Stubborn: That is not a real mummy.
Miss Sunshine: Yes, it is. It's over 3,000 years old.
Mr. Stubborn: Huh! That's just a bunch of dusty old rags wrapped around a mannequin!
(Mr. Stubborn inspects the mummy)
Mr. Stubborn: Watch.
(Mr. Stubborn grabs the mummy's left arm and tries to pull it off)
Miss Sunshine: Um, Mr. Stubborn...don't!
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(Mr. Stubborn breaks the arm off the mummy and the bone on the end shows that it is real but Mr. Stubborn refuses to admit it)
Mr. Stubborn: What did I tell you!
Miss Sunshine: I think perhaps you should leave.
Mr. Stubborn: Gladly.
(Mr. Stubborn throws the arm to the ground and marches away)
Mr. Stubborn: This museum...IS CHEAP!!
Mr. Tickle: That man really needs a tickle.
(Mr. Stubborn is heard slamming the door as he leaves the museum. The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about giant vultures with a statue of a giant vulture behind him. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the statue but accidentally sucks the whole thing into his vacuum cleaner! Mr. Quiet flips the vacuum into reverse and the vacuum blows out a giant roasted turkey. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this. Mr. Noisy then rises into the frame)
Mr. Noisy: (screams)
(Mr. Noisy screams so loud that he breaks the screen. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Mr. Grumpy is running the science museum gift shop and is standing at the register. It is a slow day. The viewers see a book shelf, a globe, some model pterodactyls, a fake meteorite, a shelf displaying toy rockets, and a few fake dinosaur fossils on the wall. Little Miss Daredevil suddenly arrives and startles Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Daredevil: Hello, Mr. Grumpy.
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, great. It's you, Miss Daredevil. (sighs deeply) What do you want?
Miss Daredevil: Do you sell rockets?
(Mr. Grumpy points to the shelf displaying the toy rockets)
Mr. Grumpy: Over there. You break it, you buy it.
Miss Daredevil: Those are toy rockets! I want to buy a real rocket!
Mr. Grumpy: Huh. And I want to be King of Noodleland.
(A rimshot plays as Mr. Grumpy takes one of the toy rockets off the shelf)
Mr. Grumpy: Here. They're on sale today.
Miss Daredevil: You don't understand. I intend to fly a rocket to outer space.
Mr. Grumpy: Whoop-dee-doo! Ask me if I care. Now do you want one or not? They fly, they make noise, and they generally entertain. Watch.
(Mr. Grumpy pushes a button on the rocket and it flies all across the store. The rocket zooms over Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy ducks as the rocket zooms by)
Mr. Grumpy: Whoa!
(The rocket zooms over Little Miss Daredevil. Little Miss Daredevil ducks as the rocket zooms by)
Miss Daredevil: That is brilliant!
(The rocket continues to fly)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): Oh!
(The rockets stops flying when it hits Mr. Lazy in the butt)
Mr. Lazy: Ow.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Grumpy: They only cost a pound.
Miss Daredevil: I'll take a hundred of them.
Mr. Grumpy: Don't except me to gift wrap them.
(The camera zooms out to show a chair)
Miss Daredevil: That's fine. I'm just going to glue them onto this chair right here.
Mr. Grumpy: You do realize the chair will cost extra.
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the register and starts calculating the total price of the 100 rockets and the chair. Meanwhile, Little Miss Daredevil starts gluing all the rockets to the chair. Once Little Miss Daredevil is finished, Mr. Grumpy looks at her and realizes what she's about to do)
Mr. Grumpy: Hold on! Hey! Hold on!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil who is sitting down in the toy rocket covered chair)
Miss Daredevil: 3...2...1...BLAST OFF!!
(Little Miss Daredevil activates the rockets and begins to take off)
Mr. Grumpy: Hey! There's no blasting off from my store!
(Mr. Grumpy runs over to where Little Miss Daredevil blasted off from and watches her continue)
Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!!!
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Little Miss Daredevil launches out of the store and breaks the ceiling)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls) CROOKED CUCUMBERS! THAT WAS A BRAND NEW CEILING!!!
(The screen fades to black and the second bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about wooly mammoths with a statue of a giant mammoth behind him. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the statue but accidentally sucks skin and fur into his vacuum cleaner! Only the skeleton of the mammoth remains and its tusks fall off as well. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this. The screen cuts to back and the next scene begins. Little Miss Whoops is shown nervously on top of a tall platform working with Little Miss Helpful on the T-Rex skeleton)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Careful, Miss Whoops! One slip and this whole T-Rex will come crashing down!
(The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Helpful on the ground)
Miss Helpful: It's taken us three years to build this thing. Not to mention, an awful lot of glue.
Miss Whoops: Please, Miss Helpful. You're making me nervous.
(Little Miss Whoops glues the nose bone to the T-Rex)
Miss Whoops: I did it.
(The platform sways back and forth and Little Miss Whoops looses her balance)
Miss Whoops: Whoa! Wo-o-o-oah!
(Little Miss Whoops falls off the platform)
Miss Whoops: (screams)
(Little Miss Whoops lands in front of Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
Miss Helpful: Careful! That board up there is loose!
Miss Whoops: Thanks for the warning.
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful.
(The nose bone falls off the skeleton and onto Little Miss Whoops' head)
Miss Whoops: Ouch!
Miss Helpful: Oh no! The nose bone fell off! We'd better glue it back on. I'd do it but...you're the one who's the trained professional.
Miss Whoops: Don't remind me.
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Whoops climbing up the ladder to the platform. Once she reaches the top, she hops up and down a few times to make sure the platform is stable. It seems like it is, at first, when suddenly, the whole platform shakes and leans to the right)
Miss Whoops: Wo-o-oah!
(The top of the platform falls off but Little Miss Whoops carefully balances on the edges of the ladder and glues the nose back on. The camera shows Little Miss Whoops high up on the platform from the bottom of the ladder. On the ladder, there is a loose screw)
Miss Whoops: I did It.
(Little Miss Helpful notices the loose screw on the ladder)
Miss Helpful: Uh oh! A loose screw! That is awfully dangerous.
(Little Miss Whoops removes the loose screw from the ladder. Unfortunately, it turns out to be the load-bearing screw and the whole ladder shakes)
Miss Whoops: (whimpers)
(The ladder falls apart and Little Miss Whoops ends up grabbing the T-Rex skeleton's nose bone so she wouldn't fall down with the rest of the ladder. This results in her shaking the whole T-Rex skeleton)
Miss Whoops: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Ooh!
(The T-Rex skeleton starts falling apart and Little Miss Helpful runs around in circles in a panic)
Miss Helpful: Look Out!!!
(The whole T-Rex skeleton crashes down and breaks into pieces)
Miss Whoops: Woah!
(Once the dust cloud dissipates, Little Miss Whoops surfaces from the pile of bones. Little Miss Whoops pulls Little Miss Helpful out of the pile and give her an annoyed glare)
Miss Helpful: Sorry. I saw a loose screw and thought I should do something about it! I mean, I was just-
Miss Whoops: I know.
(Little Miss Whoops covers her face in frustration)
Miss Whoops: Trying to be helpful.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an Egyptian exhibit cleaning by an opens sarcophagus with a mummy inside. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the mummy but accidentally sucks the mummy's bandages off! The mummy wakes up and realizes that they aren't wearing anything)
Mummy: (shrieks)
(The mummy closes the sarcophagus in embarrassment. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this and looks at the viewers in disbelief. Little Miss Scary walks into the frame)
Miss Scary: (whistles)
(A horde of bats fly across the screen and when they fly away, the next scene reveals a dance video starring Mr. Lazy)
Little Miss Scary (voiceover): Dance!
(After the dance video ends, the next scene begins. Mr. Pernickety is walking onto a stage where several different types of frogs are on display. Mr. Pernickety is about to give a presentation about frogs with Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Helpful, and Little Miss Sunshine shown in the audience)
Frogs: (croaking)
Mr. Pernickety: My name is Mr. Pernickety. And today we will be learning about...
Mr. Pernickety: Frogs!
Frog: (croaks)
(Little Miss Naughty becomes annoyed. Suddenly, she gets an idea and gives a mischievous look to the audience before running onto the stage)
Miss Naughty: Oh, oh! I have a question.
Mr. Pernickety: I'm afraid you'll have wait, Miss Naughty, Until I have finished my talk.
Frog: (croaks)
(Little Miss Naughty becomes annoyed. Suddenly, she gets an idea and gives a mischievous look to the audience before running onto the stage)
Mr. Pernickety: There are exactly five thousand four hundred and eighteen different species...
(Little Miss Naughty sneaks backstage with nobody noticing her)
Mr. Pernickety: Of frogs and toads...
(Backstage, Little Miss Naughty takes the lids off of several containers. Each container holds tons of frogs inside. Little Miss Naughty's smile grows with each lid she removes)
Frog: (croaks)
Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): In the world. Each of them, incredibly disgusting!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety, who immediately realizes that he spoke his opinion instead of what he was supposed to say)
Mr. Pernickety: Uh, I-I mean interesting. (chuckles)
(Mr. Pernickety shows the audience and viewers a giant purple frog that can barely fit inside their container)
Mr. Pernickety: Take this frog.
(Mr. Pernickety pushes his hand down on the frog's head)
Big Frog: (groans)
Mr. Pernickety: The Goliath Frog has the distinction...
(Mr. Pernickety takes his hand off of the Goliath Frog)
Mr. Pernickety: Of being the largest frog in the world!
(Mr. Pernickety leans in closely to the Goliath Frog)
Mr. Pernickety: Isn't that right, big fellow? Heh.
(The Goliath Frog shoots their tongue at Mr. Pernickety's nose a couple of time)
Mr. Pernickety: (groans in disgust)
(Mr. Pernickety wipes his face off)
Mr. Pernickety: Hope he's not poisonous. (clears his throat) Where was I?
(All the frogs Little Miss Naughty released suddenly show up and start jumping onto the podium Mr. Pernickety is standing behind. Mr. Pernickety is horrified to see all the frogs stack one on top of each other. A few frogs hop onto Mr. Pernickety's head)
Frogs: (croaking)
(Mr. Pernickety moves a few of the frogs away so he can see)
Frogs (overlap): (croaking)
Mr. Pernickety (overlap): Frogs are taken over the world!
(Mr. Pernickety runs offstage with four of the frogs still on his head and the rest of the frogs still stacked up on top of each other)
Mr. Pernickety: Run for your lives. (screams)
(The Goliath Frog jumps out of their tank and onto the podium. The rest of the frogs hop away so avoid getting hopped on by the Goliath Frog. Little Miss Naughty returns onto the stage in triumph)
Miss Naughty: Oh, Miss Naughty. You outdid yourself again!
Goliath Frog (offscreen): (croaks loudly)
(Little Miss Naughty turns around and sees that the Goliath Frog is not happy with her)
Miss Naughty: (gasps)
Goliath Frog: (croaks loudly)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Pernickety! Wait for me!
(Little Miss Naughty runs offstage and the Goliath Frog hops off the stage and is heard landing on Little Miss Naughty offscreen. A scene transition showing a bunch of frogs hopping on top of each other until they cover the screen plays)
Frogs: (croaking)
(The scene cuts to the fourth bumper. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about outer space and is cleaning near a space capsule. Just as Mr. Quiet decides to clean the space capsule, the vacuum starts failing as it sputters, coughs up dust, and turns off. Mr. Quiet shakes the vacuum tube in frustration. Mr. Quiet pushes the vacuum's on button only to hear rattling. Mr. Quiet looks into the vacuum nozzle when the vacuum turn back on and the vacuum sucks up Mr. Quiet himself! This results in the vacuum tube and nozzle flailing around rapidly due to nobody holding it. The screen cuts to black and the next scene begins with a view of the planet Earth from space. A satellite is shown orbiting around the Earth)
Unknown Voice (offscreen): (incoherent talking)
(A huge rocket ship is shown approaching Earth. The rocket ship's door opens and Mr. Nervous (wearing a spacesuit) floats out of the ship with a tether connected to his spacesuit)
Mr. Nervous: "Oh...dear! I'm...in space!"
(Mr. Strong is heard communicating to to Mr. Nervous through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit)
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): Uh, Mr. Nervous, this is ground control! Uh, the future of the planet depends on you fixing that satellite!
(Mr. Nervous is shown approaching the satellite)
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): Now I want you to take your X-19 Titanium wrench, and apply it to the J-46 Modulator Thingamajig!
Mr. Nervous: (gasps) "Say again?"
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "Just tighten the bolt."
(Mr. Nervous takes out the wrench)
Mr. Nervous: (chuckles) "I have the wrench!"
(The wrench floats out of Mr. Nervous' hand)
Mr. Nervous: I...lost the wrench!
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "Mr. Nervous if you can't repair that satellite, the Earth is doomed! You must retrieve that wrench!"
Mr. Nervous: (nervous whimper) "Okay.."
(Mr. Nervous goes after the wrench, he tries to reach it but it's too far away for him to grab)
Mr. Nervous: "Come back!"
(A passing satellite breaks his connection cord, severing him from the rocket. Mr. Nervous tries to pull on it)
Mr. Nervous: "Ohhhh, my tether! Tether's broken! Not good! Not good! Oh, n-n-n-no!!
(Mr. Nervous starts floating away from the rocket)
Mr. Nervous: Uh, ground control? We...have...a...problem!
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "You mean the meteor shower?"
Mr. Nervous: "What meteor shower?"
(Mr. Nervous sees a meteor shower heading towards him. He zooms through it)
Mr. Nervous: "Woah! No! No! No!"
(A meteor hits him in the helmet and sends him spinning)
Mr. Nervous: "Rocks!" (whimpers) Rocks!"
(A meteor hits him and sends him into space)
Mr. Nervous: "I'm, floating away...I'm DOOMED! (whimpers)"
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous sitting at the Planetarium along with Mr. Strong, Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Small, Mr. Bump, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nosey and Mr. Bounce, revealing that Mr. Nervous' space adventure was merely a daydream sequence. Everyone except Mr. Strong is staring at Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Strong (over the P.A. system): Thank you for visiting the Dillydale Planetarium. We do hope you enjoyed your visit.
(Mr. Nervous gets up from his seat)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous runs to the exit)
Mr. Nervous: Out of my way! Horrible planets! Scary spaceships! (whimpers)
(Everyone hears Mr. Nervous slam the door behind him as he leaves the museum. The screen fades to black and Rock the Bones plays)
Miss Scary: Want to hear something really scary?!
Miss Scary: 🎵Dinosaurs on the loose!
Better rock the bones
Rock the bones!
Dinosaur is coming at you!
Better rock the bones!
Rock the bones!
You wanna
Get out of his way
but then you're nothing but prey today!
Gotta rock!
Rock the bones!
Dinosaur is fast on his feet!
Rock the bones!
Rock the bones!
Dinosaur is wanting to eat!
Better move your bones!
Move your bones!
Dinosaur is roaming wild!
The big boy is getting good and riled!
Better rock!🎵
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown dancing)
Miss Scary: 🎵Better rock!🎵
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with the Venus Flytrap roaring at Mr. Bump, who is sitting on Mr. Strong's shoulders. Mr. Nervous, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, and Mr. Small are also present)
Narrator: There are just so many fascinating things...
(The camera pans over to Mr. Tickle tickling a mummy)
Narrator: To see at the science museum.
(Little Miss Whoops glues the nose bone onto the T-Rex skeleton)
Narrator: It's a like a trip through all of history.
(The camera pans over to a stage displaying meteorites and a space capsule. Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Helpful, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Stubborn are watching a video of Mr. Nervous and his attempts to repair a satellite in outer space)
Narrator: With perhaps a detour into outer space...
(On the monitor, Mr. Nervous is shown in outer space surrounded by asteroids. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
(Talk to the Flowers plays)
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵It’s a simple fact of common science
That flowers will grow as big as giants
The simple tip if you want to know
Just talk to the flowers and they will grow
It's wonderful!
Just talk to the flowers to make 'em grow
Some may think you're a little crazy
But take a look!🎵
(The flower on Mr. Bump's head grows so big that Mr. Bump ends up falling through the ground)
Miss Chatterbox: 🎵Here comes a daisy!
So come on and let the stories flow!
Just talk to the flowers to make em grow. 🎵
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks up to Little Miss Scary's Venus Flytrap and makes it grow huge!)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello -- (screams). You know what, I don't think that's really a plant.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown happily riding on giant flowers)
Miss Chatterbox: (laughs)
(The screen fades to black)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big blue-green screen comes up with "Science" written on it with a rocket zooming through space and the episode's creators underneath)
(The episode begins at the dinosaur exhibit of the science museum. At the exhibit, there is a skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a model of a Pterodactyl)
Narrator: The science museum. Whether it's moon rocks...
(The camera pans to the left to show a replica of a wooly mammoth)
Narrator: Or mummies...
(The camera continues panning to the left to show a stone wheel with a statue of a caveman next to it)
Narrator: Or dinosaur bones, it can all be found in this remarkable building.
(The camera pans over to the Mr. Men and Little Misses as they observe a real-life Venus flytrap. The Mr. Men and Little Misses at the exhibit are Little Miss Scary, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Bump, Mr. Strong, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Small, Mr. Happy, and Little Miss Calamity)
Narrator: I wonder what the Mr. Men and Little Misses are so interested in?
(The camera zooms in on the Venus flytrap as it eats flies that are buzzing by)
Narrator: Ah, the Venus flytrap.
(The Venus flytrap eats another fly)
Narrator: A fascinating plant that actually eats insects!
(Mr. Bump struggles to see the Venus flytrap as Mr. Strong and Mr. Nervous are blocking his view)
Narrator: Luckily...
(Mr. Strong notices Mr. Bump having to jump in order to see the Venus flytrap. To help Mr. Bump see better, Mr. Strong puts Mr. Bump on his head. Mr. Bump is happy to be able to see)
Narrator: The museum affords the curious a chance for a close-up view.
(The Venus flytrap sees Mr. Bump, mistakes him for a fly, and smiles cheekily. The Venus flytrap eats Mr. Bump right off of Mr. Strong's head. Much to the shock of Mr. Strong, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Small, who all witness the event)
Venus Flytrap: Mmmm!
Narrator: Of many a scientific marvel!
(The Venus flytrap realizes that Mr. Bump is not a fly and spits him out. Mr. Bump lands in a pit of fake tar. Mr. Bump resurfaces in a daze)
Narrator: Of course, there is such a thing as...too close.
(The camera fades to black as the first scene begins. The camera pans upwards at a display of moon rocks before showing Little Miss Sunshine leading a tour comprising of Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Small, and Mr. Tickle)
Miss Sunshine: The first stop on our tour of the Science Museum, is this exhibit on moon rocks.
Mr. Stubborn: Miss Sunshine, those are not moon rocks.
Miss Sunshine: I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mr. Stubborn. But these are authentic moon rocks
Mr. Stubborn: No, they are fake! Probably weigh next to nothing. Watch.
(Mr. Stubborn picks up a moon rock. It turns out the moon rock is very heavy and Mr. Stubborn struggles to hold it and prove Little Miss Sunshine wrong)
Mr. Stubborn (struggling): See? Light as a feather!
(Mr. Stubborn drops the moon rock on his foot and becomes in visible pain. Mr. Stubborn doesn't say anything verbally but his body language makes it obvious. Little Miss Sunshine looks at Mr. Stubborn with extreme concern)
Mr. Stubborn: (quietly moans)
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms eagerly)
Mr. Tickle: I think somebody needs a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Stubborn but Mr. Stubborn stops him)
Mr. Stubborn: Not if you value your arms!
(The scene transitions to the tour group checking out a mummy)
Mr. Stubborn: That is not a real mummy!
Miss Sunshine: Yes, it is. It's over 3,000 years old.
Mr. Stubborn: Heh! That's just a bunch of dusty old cloth wrapped around a mannequin!
(Mr. Stubborn inspects the mummy)
Mr. Stubborn: Watch!
(Mr. Stubborn grabs the mummy's left arm and tries to pull it off)
Miss Sunshine: Um...Mr. Stubborn...don't!
Mr. Stubborn: (grunts)
(Mr. Stubborn breaks the arm off the mummy and the bone on the end shows that it is real but Mr. Stubborn refuses to admit it)
Mr. Stubborn: What did I tell you!
Miss Sunshine: I think perhaps you should leave.
Mr. Stubborn: Gladly!
(Mr. Stubborn throws the arm to the ground and marches away)
Mr. Stubborn: This museum...IS CHEAP!!
Mr. Tickle: That man really needs a tickle.
(Mr. Stubborn is heard slamming the door as he leaves the museum. The screen fades to black and the first bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about giant vultures with a statue of a giant vulture behind him. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the statue but accidentally sucks the whole thing into his vacuum cleaner! Mr. Quiet flips the vacuum into reverse and the vacuum blows out a giant roasted turkey. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this. Mr. Noisy then rises into the frame)
Mr. Noisy: (screams)
(Mr. Noisy screams so loud that he breaks the screen. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Mr. Grumpy is running the science museum gift shop and is standing at the register. It is a slow day. The viewers see a book shelf, a globe, some model pterodactyls, a fake meteorite, a shelf displaying toy rockets, and a few fake dinosaur fossils on the wall. Little Miss Daredevil suddenly arrives and startles Mr. Grumpy)
Miss Daredevil: Hi, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): (gasps)
(The camera cuts over to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, great. It's you, Miss Daredevil. (sighs) What do you want?
Miss Daredevil: Do you sell rockets?
(Mr. Grumpy points to the shelf displaying the toy rockets)
Mr. Grumpy: Over there. You break it, you buy it.
Miss Daredevil: Those are toy rockets! I wanna buy a real rocket!
Mr. Grumpy: Yeah. And I want to be King of Noodleland.
(A rimshot plays as Mr. Grumpy takes one of the toy rockets off the shelf)
Mr. Grumpy: Here. They're on sale today.
Miss Daredevil: You don't understand! I intend to fly a rocket to outer space!
Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, whoop-dee-doo! Ask me if I care. Yeah, now you want one or not? They fly, they make noise, and they generally entertain. Watch.
(Mr. Grumpy pushes a button on the rocket and it flies all across the store. The rocket zooms over Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy ducks as the rocket zooms by)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah!
(The rocket zooms over Little Miss Daredevil. Little Miss Daredevil ducks as the rocket zooms by)
Miss Daredevil: Oh baby!
(The rocket continues to fly until it hits Mr. Lazy in the butt)
Mr. Lazy: Ow.
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Daredevil)
Mr. Grumpy: They only cost a bu-
Miss Daredevil: I'll take a hundred of them!
Mr. Grumpy: Don't expect me to gift wrap them.
(The camera zooms out to show a chair)
Miss Daredevil: That's fine. I'm just gonna glue them onto this chair right here.
Mr. Grumpy: You do realize the chair will cost extra.
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the register and starts calculating the total price of the 100 rockets and the chair. Meanwhile, Little Miss Daredevil starts gluing all the rockets to the chair. Once Little Miss Daredevil is finished, Mr. Grumpy looks at her and realizes what she's about to do)
Mr. Grumpy: Hold up! Hey! Hey! Hold on!
(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil who is sitting down in the toy rocket covered chair)
Miss Daredevil: 3...2...1...BLAST OFF!!
(Little Miss Daredevil activates the rockets and begins to take off)
Mr. Grumpy: Hey! There's no blasting off from my store!!
(Mr. Grumpy runs over to where Little Miss Daredevil blasted off from and watches her continue)
Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!!!
(Little Miss Daredevil launches out of the store and breaks the ceiling)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls) CROOKED CUCUMBERS! THAT WAS A BRAND NEW CEILING!!!
(The screen fades to black. Talk to the Flowers plays. The song begins with Little Miss Chatterbox walking across the screen with flowers growing behind her)
Mr. Happy: 🎵It’s a simple fact of common science
That flowers will grow as big as giants
The simple tip if you want to know
Just talk to the flowers and they will grow
It's wonderful!
Just talk to the flowers to make 'em grow
Some may think you're a little crazy
But take a look,🎵
(The flower on Mr. Bump's head grows so big that Mr. bump ends up falling through the ground)
Mr. Happy: 🎵Here comes a daisy!
So come on and let the stories flow!
Just talk to the flowers to make 'em grow. 🎵
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks up to Little Miss Scary's Venus Flytrap and makes it grow huge!)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello-
Venus Flytrap: (roars)
Miss Chatterbox: (screams) You know what, I don't think that's really a plant.
(Little Miss Chatterbox is shown happily riding on giant flowers)
Miss Chatterbox: (laughs)
(The screen fades to black and the second bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about wooly mammoths with a statue of a giant mammoth behind him. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the statue but accidentally sucks skin and fur into his vacuum cleaner! Only the skeleton of the mammoth remains and its tusks fall off as well. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this. The screen cuts to back and the next scene begins. Little Miss Whoops is shown nervously on top of a tall platform working with Little Miss Helpful on the T-Rex skeleton)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Careful, Miss Whoops! One slip and this whole T-Rex will come crashing down!
(The camera zooms out to show Little Miss Helpful on the ground)
Miss Helpful: It's taken us three years to build this thing. Not to mention an awful lot of glue.
Miss Whoops: Please Miss Helpful. You're making me nervous.
(Little Miss Whoops glues the nose bone to the T-Rex)
Miss Whoops: I did it!
(The platform sways back and forth and Little Miss Whoops looses her balance)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(Little Miss Whoops falls off the platform)
Miss Whoops: Ahh...AAAHHHH!
(Little Miss Whoops lands in front of Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: Careful! That board up there is loose!
Miss Whoops: Thanks for the warning.
Miss Helpful: Just trying to be helpful.
(The nose bone falls off the skeleton and onto Little Miss Whoops' head)
Miss Whoops: Ouch!
Miss Helpful: Oh no! The nose bone fell off! We'd better glue it back on. I'd do it but...you're the one who's the trained professional.
Miss Whoops: Don't remind me.
(The scene transitions to Little Miss Whoops climbing up the ladder to the platform. Once she reaches the top, she hops up and down a few times to make sure the platform is stable. It seems like it is, at first, when suddenly, the whole platform shakes and leans to the right. The top of the platform falls off but Little Miss Whoops carefully balances on the edges of the ladder and glues the nose back on. The camera shows Little Miss Whoops high up on the platform from the bottom of the ladder. On the ladder, there is a loose screw)
Miss Whoops: I did it!
(Little Miss Helpful notices the loose screw on the ladder)
Miss Helpful: Uh oh! A loose screw! That is awfully dangerous.
(Little Miss Whoops removes the loose screw from the ladder. Unfortunately, it turns out to be the load-bearing screw and the whole ladder shakes. The ladder falls apart and Little Miss Whoops ends up grabbing the T-Rex skeleton's nose bone so she wouldn't fall down with the rest of the ladder. This results in her shaking the whole T-Rex skeleton)
Miss Whoops: Woah! Woah! Woah!
(The T-Rex skeleton starts falling apart and Little Miss Helpful runs around in circles in a panic)
Miss Helpful: INCOMING!!
(The whole T-Rex skeleton crashes down and breaks into pieces! Once the dust cloud dissipates, Little Miss Whoops surfaces from the pile of bones. Little Miss Whoops pulls Little Miss Helpful out of the pile and give her an annoyed glare)
Miss Helpful: Sorry. I saw a loose screw and thought I should do something about it! I mean I was just-
Miss Whoops: I know.
(Little Miss Whoops covers her face in frustration)
Miss Whoops: Trying to be helpful.
(The screen fades to black and the third bumper plays. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an Egyptian exhibit cleaning by an opens sarcophagus with a mummy inside. Mr. Quiet decides to clean the mummy but accidentally sucks the mummy's bandages off! The mummy wakes up and realizes that they aren't wearing anything)
Mummy: (shrieks)
(The mummy closes the sarcophagus in embarrassment. Mr. Quiet is surprised by this and looks at the viewers in disbelief. Little Miss Scary walks into the frame)
Miss Scary: (whistles)
(A horde of bats fly across the screen and when they fly away, the next scene reveals a dance video starring Mr. Lazy)
Unknown voice (voiceover): 🎵One!🎵
Mr. Stubborn (voiceover): Dance!
Unknown Voice (voiceover): 🎵Two!🎵
Mr. Stubborn (voiceover): Come on!
Unknown Voice (voiceover): 🎵One, two, three! One, two🎵
(After the dance video ends, the next scene begins. Mr. Persnickety is walking onto a stage where several different types of frogs are on display. Mr. Persnickety is about to give a presentation about frogs with Little Miss Naughty, Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Helpful, and Little Miss Sunshine shown in the audience)
Frogs: (croaking)
Mr. Persnickety: My name is Mr. Persnickety. And today we will be learning about...
Frog: (ribbits)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh...frogs!
(The camera cuts over to the audience. Mr. Bump has replaced Little Miss Whoops as one of the audience members)
Miss Naughty: Ooh! Ooh!
(Little Miss Naughty raises her hand)
Miss Naughty: I have a question!
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Persnickety)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, I'm afraid you'll have to wait, Miss Naughty, until I have finished my talk.
Frog: (croaks)
(Little Miss Naughty becomes annoyed. Suddenly, she gets an idea and gives a mischievous look to the audience before running onto the stage)
Mr. Persnickety: There are exactly, uh, five thousand four hundred and eighteen different species
(Little Miss Naughty sneaks backstage with nobody noticing her)
Mr. Persnickety: Of frogs and toads...
(Backstage, Little Miss Naughty takes the lids off of several containers. Each container holds tons of frogs inside. Little Miss Naughty's smile grows with each lid she removes)
Frog: (croaks)
Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): In the world. each of them...incredibly disgusting!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety, who immediately realizes that he spoke his opinion instead of what he was supposed to say)
Mr. Persnickety: Y-uh, I mean...uh...interesting! (chuckles) Oh well.
(Mr. Persnickety shows the audience and viewers a giant purple frog that can barely fit inside their container)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, take this frog.
(Mr. Persnickety pushes his hand down on the frog's head)
Big Frog: (groans)
Mr. Persnickety: The Goliath Frog has the distinction...
(Mr. Persnickety takes his hand off of the Goliath Frog)
Mr. Persnickety: Of being the largest frog in the world!
(Mr. Persnickety leans in closely to the Goliath Frog)
Mr. Persnickety: Isn't that right, big fellow? (chuckles)
(The Goliath Frog shoots their tongue at Mr. Persnickety's nose a couple of time)
Mr. Persnickety: (groans in disgust)
(Mr. Persnickety wipes his face off)
Mr. Persnickety: Pray he's not poisonous! (clears his throat) Where was I?
(All the frogs Little Miss Naughty released suddenly show up and start jumping onto the podium Mr. Persnickety is standing behind. Mr. Persnickety is horrified to see all the frogs stack one on top of each other. A few frogs hop onto Mr. Persnickety's head)
Frogs: (croaking)
(Mr. Persnickety moves a few of the frogs away so he can see)
Frogs (overlap): (croaking)
Mr. Persnickety (overlap): Frogs are taking over the world!
(Mr. Persnickety runs offstage with four of the frogs still on his head and the rest of the frogs still stacked up on top of each other)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, run for your lives! (screams)
(The Goliath Frog jumps out of their tank and onto the podium. The rest of the frogs hop away so avoid getting hopped on by the Goliath Frog. Little Miss Naughty returns onto the stage in triumph)
Miss Naughty: Oh, Miss Naughty. You out did yourself again!
Goliath Frog (offscreen): (croaks loudly)
(Little Miss Naughty turns around and sees that the Goliath Frog is not happy with her)
Goliath Frog: (croaks loudly)
Miss Naughty: Mr. Persnickety! Wait for me!
(Little Miss Naughty runs offstage and the Goliath Frog hops off the stage and is heard landing on Little Miss Naughty offscreen. A scene transition showing a bunch of frogs hopping on top of each other until they cover the screen is supposed to play but strangely, the frogs aren't shown doing so but they are heard)
Frogs: (croaking)
(The scene cuts to the fourth bumper. Mr. Quiet is shown cleaning the museum with a vacuum cleaner. He is near an exhibit about outer space and is cleaning near a space capsule. Just as Mr. Quiet decides to clean the space capsule, the vacuum starts failing as it sputters, coughs up dust, and turns off. Mr. Quiet shakes the vacuum tube in frustration. Mr. Quiet pushes the vacuum's on button only to hear rattling. Mr. Quiet looks into the vacuum nozzle when the vacuum turn back on and the vacuum sucks up Mr. Quiet himself! This results in the vacuum tube and nozzle flailing around rapidly due to nobody holding it. The screen cuts to black and the next scene begins with a view of the planet Earth from space. A satellite is shown orbiting around the Earth)
Unknown Voice (offscreen): (incoherent talking)
(A huge rocket ship is shown approaching Earth. The rocket ship's door opens and Mr. Nervous (wearing a spacesuit) floats out of the ship with a tether connected to his spacesuit)
Mr. Nervous: "Oh...dear! I'm...in space!"
(Mr. Strong is heard communicating to to Mr. Nervous through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit)
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): Uh, Mr. Nervous, this is ground control! Uh, the future of the planet depends on you fixing that satellite!
(Mr. Nervous is shown approaching the satellite)
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): Now I want you to take your X-19 Titanium wrench, and apply it to the J-46 Modulator Thingamajig!
Mr. Nervous: (gasps) "Say again?"
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "Just tighten the bolt!"
(Mr. Nervous takes out the wrench)
Mr. Nervous: (chuckles) "I have the wrench!"
(The wrench floats out of Mr. Nervous' hand)
Mr. Nervous: I...lost the wrench!
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "Oh, Mr. Nervous if you can't repair that satellite, the Earth is doomed! You must retrieve that wrench!"
Mr. Nervous: (nervous whimper) "Okay.."
(Mr. Nervous goes after the wrench, he tries to reach it but it's too far away for him to grab, a passing satellite breaks his connection cord, severing him from the rocket. Mr. Nervous tries to pull on it)
Mr. Nervous: "Oh my tether! Tether's broken! Not good! Not good! Oh, n-n-n-no!!
(Mr. Nervous starts floating away from the rocket)
Mr. Nervous: Uh, ground control? We...have...a...problem!
Mr. Strong (through Mr. Nervous' spacesuit): "Do you mean the meteor shower?"
Mr. Nervous: "What...meteor shower?"
(Mr. Nervous sees a meteor shower heading towards him. He zooms through it)
Mr. Nervous: "Woah! No! No-ho-ho! Oh! No!"
(A meteor hits him in the helmet and sends him spinning)
Mr. Nervous: "(pants) 'Kay."
(A meteor hits him and sends him into space)
Mr. Nervous: "I'm, floating away...I'm DOOMED! (whimpers)"
(The scene cuts to Mr. Nervous sitting at the Planetarium along with Mr. Strong, Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Small, Mr. Bump, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Quiet, Mr. Rude, Mr. Nosey and Mr. Bounce, revealing that Mr. Nervous' space adventure was merely a daydream sequence. Everyone except Mr. Strong is staring at Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Strong (over the P.A. system): Thank you for visiting the Dillydale Planetarium. We hope you enjoyed your visit.
(Mr. Nervous gets up from his seat)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous runs to the exit)
Mr. Nervous: Out of my way! Horrific consolations! Burning, bubbling...g'oh!
(Everyone hears Mr. Nervous slam the door behind him as he leaves the museum. The screen fades to black and Rock the Bones plays)
Miss Scary (voiceover): "Wanna hear something really scary?!
Miss Scary: 🎵Dinosaurs on the loose!
Better rock the bones
Rock the bones!
Dinosaur is coming at you!
Better rock the bones!
Rock the bones!
You wanna
Get out of his way
but then you're nothing but prey today!
Gotta rock!
Rock the bones!🎵"
Backup Singers: "🎵Rock the bones! Rock the bones! Rock the bones! Rock!🎵"
Miss Scary: "🎵Dinosaur is fast on his feet!
Rock the bones!
Rock the bones!
Dinosaur is wanting to eat!
Better move your bones!
Move your bones!
The dinosaur is roaming wild!
The big boy is getting good and riled!
Better rock!🎵
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown dancing)
Miss Scary: 🎵"Better rooooooooock!🎵"
Backup Singers: "🎵Rock the bones! Rock the bones! Rock the bones!🎵"
(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with the Venus Flytrap roaring at Mr. Bump, who is sitting on Mr. Strong's shoulders. Mr. Nervous, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, and Mr. Small are also present)
Narrator: There are just so many fascinating things...
(The camera pans over to Mr. Tickle tickling a mummy)
Narrator: To see at the science museum.
(Little Miss Whoops glues the nose bone onto the T-Rex skeleton)
Narrator: It's a like a trip through all of history
(The camera pans over to a stage displaying meteorites and a space capsule. Little Miss Calamity, Little Miss Helpful, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Stubborn are watching a video of Mr. Nervous and his attempts to repair a satellite in outer space)
Narrator: With perhaps a detour into outer space...
(On the monitor, Mr. Nervous is shown in outer space surrounded by asteroids)
Mr. Nervous (on the monitor): (screams)
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)