Ships/Transcript

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UK Dub

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big brown screen comes up with "Ships" written on it with a cruise ship sailing on the ocean and who created the episode underneath. Waves crashing and a ship's bells are heard in the background)

(The episode begins with a ship blowing its horn, Little Miss Calamity struggling to bring her luggage up the ramp, and Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Happy waiting to board the ship)

Narrator: Ah, the call of the magnificent ocean liner!

(Little Miss Calamity accidentally lets go of her luggage and the luggage slides down the romp and crashes into Mr. Bump)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump gets bumped off the dock and into the water)

Narrator: There's no better way to travel than on board one of these fantastic ships!

(Everyone is shown on board the ship celebrating their trip with confetti falling down. From right to left, we Mr. Happy, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Grumpy, and Mr. Strong)

Everyone: (cheering)

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: It's like a holiday on a boat! They offer delicious food, organized fun,

(Mr. Grumpy covers his ears in annoyance as the ship blows its horn. The scene cuts to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small crammed in a tiny cabin. Mr. Nosey opens a compartment to free Mr. Small)

Narrator: And spacious cabins with all the comforts of home.

(The scene cuts outside. The ship rings its bells and sets sail out on the ocean blue. The scene iris out before fading into the "Good Morning Dillydale" intro and its theme playing)

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!

(The scene cuts to the Dillydale docks where a large crowd is surrounding a large ship. Mr. Happy is reporting the event)

Mr. Happy: We're here today to celebrate the Good Ship Dillydale! As it set sail on its very first trip!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks over)

Miss Sunshine: (whispers something into Mr. Happy's ear)

Mr. Happy: Well I had no idea!

Miss Sunshine: That's why I just told you!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks away)

Mr. Happy: Miss Sunshine has just informed me that we're waiting for Mr. Scatterbrain to bring the traditional bottle of fizzy pop, which will break on the bow of the ship to wish it good luck!

Miss Sunshine: I wonder where he could be?

(Mr. Scatterbrain jumps up as he walks through the crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am!

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Happy. Mr. Scatterbrain brings a suitcase with him)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Sorry I'm late! I went to the wrong dock!

Mr. Happy: But this is the only dock in Dillydale!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I know that now!

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! (chuckles)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Go ahead! (chuckles) Don't let me interrupt.

(Mr. Happy leans over to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Happy: Uh, did you bring the fizzy pop?

Mr. Scatterbrain: What fizzy pop?

Mr. Happy: The bottle of fizzy pop! To break on the bow of the ship!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Doesn't ring a bell.

Miss Sunshine: The fizzy pop that you went to buy at Mr. Quiet's Pop Shop.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh-ho-ho! THAT fizzy pop! Of course!

(Mr. Scatterbrain digs through his pockets)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I've got it right here! Somewhere.

(Mr. Scatterbrain opens up the suitcase)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's see.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a turkey)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A turkey.

Turkey: (gobbles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out dental floss)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Dental floss.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a watermelon)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Watermelon.

(Mr. Scatterbrain fails to find the bottle fizzy pop)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmmm...I must've left the fizzy pop back at the shop! I don't suppose you could the turkey.

Miss Sunshine: I don't think he'd like that very much.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well then use the watermelon! He won't mind!

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the watermelon up to his ear)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait! He does mind! My mistake! Sorry, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy: Well, we can't officially name the ship without a bottle.

(Mr. Quiet walks over)

Mr. Happy: Why it's Mr. Quiet! How wonderful!

Mr. Quiet: Uh, you forgot your fizzy pop.

(Mr. Quiet takes out the bottle of fizzy pop)

Mr. Happy: Mr. Quiet has saved the day! Let's give him a nice round of applause!

(Everyone gives Mr. Quiet a round of applause)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheers)

(Mr. Quiet gives the fizzy pop to Mr. Strong)

Mr. Happy: Now...as I was saying, we're here today to name the Good Ship Dillydale as she sets off on her maiden voyage! Long may she sail!Mr. Strong, if you wouldn't mind doing the honors!

Mr. Strong: Hmm!

(Mr. Strong tries to break the bottle of fizzy pop on the bow of the Good Ship Dillydale only to create a hole in the bow of the ship)

Mr. Strong: Hoo-ah!

(The ship creaks for a moment)

Mr. Strong (offscreen): Whoopsie daisy!

(The ship sinks)

Mr. Strong: Oh pickles! I hardly touched it!

(The bottle of fizzy pop breaks)

Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have today. I'm Mr. Happy, join us tomorrow for...

(The Good Morning Dillydale logo transitions onto the screen)

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!

(Water rises up and covers the screen. A wave crashes over and transitions the scene to the first bumper. The bumper shows Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. Little Miss Calamity is wearing a pair of sunglasses, enjoying a drink from a coconut, and is reading a book. The camera pans over to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are also resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. This knocks Little Miss Calamity out of her chair and off the ship with Mr. Small claiming her book and Mr. Nosey claiming her drink. A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen. Mr. Tickle comes up onto the screen and pulls down the next scene. The next scene takes place on a cruise ship heading into dangerous iceberg filled waters. After a wide shot of the ship, the scene cuts to the bridge where the viewers see Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox. Mr. Stubborn is the captain and Little Miss Chatterbox is his first mate)

Miss Chatterbox: Excuse me! I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, Mr. Stubborn. I mean, you are the captain! That's why you get to wear the captain's hat which, by the way looks really good on you. I look good in hats too! Especially ones with wide brims. (giggles)

Mr. Stubborn: What is your point, Miss Chatterbox?

Miss Chatterbox: Oh yeah!

(The camera zooms out to show the entire ship)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): It just seems that we should be going a little bit slower with all these icebergs out here.

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: I mean, we could hit one of them and tear giant hole in the ship.

Mr. Stubborn: Don't be ridiculous! Those icebergs are harmless!

(The ship hits an iceberg offscreen. The impact causes Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox to fall down)

Mr. Stubborn (overlap): D'ah!

Miss Chatterbox (overlap): Oh!

(They pick themselves up and Mr. Stubborn puts back on his hat. Creaking is heard. Mr. Nervous runs to the right past)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Little Miss Calamity runs to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Calamity: (screams)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Oh dear! I think something bad just happened!

Mr. Stubborn: Nothing bad has happened!

(The ship is shown sinking with the stern filling up with water. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Helpful run to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Quiet and Miss Helpful: (screams)

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful cruise! Really it was! It's just too bad we're sinking!

Mr. Stubborn: We are not sinking!

(The ship sinks deeper into the sea to the point where the bow is sticking high into the air. Creaking is heard before cutting back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox. Water is now heard gurgling in the background)

Miss Chatterbox: Um, Mr. Stubborn...

Mr. Stubborn: That is "Captain Stubborn" to you!

Miss Chatterbox: Sorry. "Captain Stubborn", I really think we're sinking!

Mr. Stubborn: You talk far too much!

(The radio buzzes and Little Miss Chatterbox picks up the transmitter)

Miss Chatterbox: Hello? Bridge. First Mate Miss Chatterbox here!

(A split screen shows Mr. Strong up to his waste in water with a crowbar in his hand)

Mr. Strong: Hey, Miss Chatterbox! We're taking on water pretty fast!

(The split screen goes away as the scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: It's Mr. Strong! He says we're taking on water!

Mr. Stubborn: Nothing that a mop cannot handle.

Miss Chatterbox: He says get a mop.

(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up)

Miss Chatterbox: Um...I think we should go to the lifeboats with the others, Captain!

Mr. Stubborn: For the last time, Miss Chatterbox, there is nothing wrong with this ship!

(A large wave washes on deck. Mr. Bounce is shown wearing a floatie and floats to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Bounce: Wheee! Hello! Goodbye!

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up the ship to shore radio)

Miss Chatterbox: Hello? Dillydale Rescue? This is the Good Ship Stubborn. We've hit an iceberg and are sinking fast!

(Mr. Stubborn takes the radio from Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Stubborn: Miss Chatterbox is telling stories! We are fine! No need for rescue!

(Mr. Stubborn throws the radio into the water. Water starts flooding into the Bridge)

Miss Chatterbox: I really, really think we should get on one of those lifeboats, Captain! Before the ship goes under!

Mr. Stubborn: This ship is not going under!

Miss Chatterbox: Well, okay. If it's all the same to you, I'm going to get into a lifeboat.

(Little Miss Chatterbox swims away)

Mr. Stubborn: There's no reason to use the lifeboats! How many times must I tell you...we are not-

(The entire ship goes underwater, taking Mr. Stubborn with the ship)

Mr. Stubborn (underwater): Sinking! Everything is fine! We have just taken on a little water!

(A fish swims past the ship as the screen iris' out)

(The next bumper plays Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. Little Miss Calamity is doing some knitting and the ball of yarn is next to her. The camera pans over to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are also resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. This knocks Little Miss Calamity out of her chair and off the ship with Mr. Small claiming the ball of yarn and Mr. Nosey claiming her knitting and starts knitting himself. A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen. Mr. Grumpy walks onto the screen from the right and lowers the next scene down like it was a window blind)

(The next scene is on the decks of a ship where Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine are participating in Mr. Pernickety's disco aerobics class)

Mr. Pernickety: Good day! And welcome to Disco Aerobics! Are you ready to perspire whilst we boogie?

Mr. Strong (overlap): Yeah.

Mr. Quiet (overlap): Yeah.

Miss Sunshine (overlap): Yes.

Mr. Bounce (overlap): Oh yes.

Mr. Pernickety: I can't hear you!

Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Miss Sunshine: Yes!!

Mr. Quiet: Ready to go!

Mr. Persnickety: Much improved! Very good! Now, do exactly as I do. A big deep breath and stretch, arms wide, all together now! Look sharp! (breathes in deeply and exhales deeply)

Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Miss Sunshine: (breathes in deeply and exhales deeply)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): And in!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce and knocks over Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Strong: Hoo-ah!

Miss Sunshine: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: Awck!

Mr. Strong (offscreen): Aw pickles!

Mr. Pernickety: To the left and stretch and to the right and stretch!

(Mr. Strong is shown stretching as Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine rejoin the class)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): And now...for star jumps!

Mr. Strong: Hm!

(Mr. Persnickety is shown doing star jumps)

Mr. Pernickety: And one and two! And one and two!

Miss Sunshine (offscreen): Oh! Ah!

(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine are shown doing star jumps. Well, Mr. Bounce just grabs his legs and bounces towards Mr. Strong)

Mr. Strong: (grunts)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): And one and two! One and two! And one and two!

Mr. Bounce: Oh!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce and Mr. Bounce starts bouncing all over the ship)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): One and two! And one...

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off the ship)

Mr. Bounce: Wheee! Overboard! Mr. Bounce overboard!

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Oh! Ayee!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Catch it!

(The scene cuts back to the exercise class)

Mr. Pernickety: Swing your arms out to the side. Knees high! Feet pointed.

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bounce rejoin the class.)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Stay together!

Mr. Bounce: Ah!

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Not wanting to be knocked overboard again, Mr. Bounce moves behind Mr. Strong)

Mr. Bounce: Oh! Oh!

Mr. Pernickety: And now...

(Mr. Pernickety begins doing burpies)

Mr. Pernickety: Squat, thrust, three, four!

(Mr. Strong kicks Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Squat, thrust, three, four!

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off a wall and over Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Squat, thrust,

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off the ship again)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Three, four!

Mr. Bounce: Overboard!

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Eeh! Oh!!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Not again!

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bounce rejoin the class)

Mr. Pernickety: And now, jogging on the spot!

(Everyone jogs on the spot)

Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, and Mr. Quiet: Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Mr. Pernickety: And back to star jumps! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong moves closer to Little Miss Sunshine with each jumping jack he does)

Miss Sunshine: Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! (giggles)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): And one and two! And one and two! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Little Miss Sunshine and knocks her overboard)

Miss Sunshine: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: Oh...oh!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Not again!

Mr. Pernickety: And now, my personal favorite...The Windmill!

(Mr. Pernickety, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Bounce all do The Windmill)

Mr. Pernickety: Round and round!

(Mr. Bounce unintentionally moves closer to Mr. Strong while doing The Windmill)

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Round and round!

(Eventually, Mr. Bounce bumps into Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong hits him. This causes Mr. Bounce to start bouncing again)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce first bounces off a wall)

Mr. Bounce: Oh!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Mr. Strong)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off the wall again)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Round and round!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Mr. Strong again)

Mr. Bounce: Whee!

(This time Mr. Bounce knocks Mr. Strong overboard. Mr. Bounce also knocks Mr. Quiet overboard before he bounces off the ship for a third time. Joining Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

Mr. Strong: Woah!

Mr. Bounce: Men overboard again!

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Pernickety)

Mr. Pernickety: Round and round and-

(Mr. Pernickety stops doing The Windmill and notices that everyone participating in the class is gone)

Mr. Pernickety: A-! Well, how incredibly rude! I lead this wonderful exercise class and I don't get so much as a thank you!

(Mr. Pernickety walks away in a huff. A bunch of life preservers fall from the top on the screen and stack on top of each other. A whistle is heard being blown as each column of life preservers lowers from the screen to transition to the next bumper)

(The bumper shows a worried and tense Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. She looks over towards Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. Luckily, Little Miss Calamity jumps over them and they only take her chair away. Just as Little Miss Calamity breathes a sigh of relief, the ship leans towards the right and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small knock her overboard anyway. A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen. The next scene shows to Mr. Grumpy reading a book as Mr. Noisy begins to play the steel drums)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Noisy! Are you gonna do that all day?

Mr. Noisy: You bet, Mr. Grumpy! I'm feeling, HOT, HOT, HOT! Ah!!

Mr. Grumpy: Well, well I'm feeling annoyed, annoyed, annoyed!

(Mr. Grumpy walks away)

Mr. Grumpy: (grumbles)

(Mr. Grumpy sits down in a different deck chair)

Mr. Grumpy: Uh, I'd enjoy these cruises much more if there weren't any other people on them.

(Mr. Tickle's arms appear from behind the chair and try to tickle Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Do it Mr. Tickle, and you'll never play piano again.

(Mr. Tickle comes out from behind the chair)

Mr. Tickle: How did you know it was me?

Mr. Grumpy: Lucky guess. Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to enjoy myself.

Mr. Tickle: Which is why you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy pushes his hands away)

Mr. Grumpy: I do not need a tickle! I need you to go away! Trying to enjoy this fascinating book about mud!

Mr. Tickle: Sure you don't want just a little tickle?

(Mr. Grumpy gives Mr. Tickle a stern glare and Mr. Tickle goes away. The camera cuts to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary is shown sunbathing on a deck chair. Mr. Tickle prepares to tickle Little Miss Scary from behind. Little Miss Scary immediately senses Mr. Tickle's presence)

Miss Scary: Tickle me and you'd better be prepared for a day of terror!

Mr. Tickle: (screams)

(Mr. Tickle runs away in fear)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (screams)

Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)

(The camera cuts to Little Miss Helpful. She is lounging on her deck chair looking at a pelican)

Miss Helpful: I had no idea pelicans were so big.

(Mr. Tickle sneaks behind Little Miss Helpful's chair and tickles her from behind)

Mr. Tickle (from behind the chair)(overlap): (laughs)

Miss Helpful: No! (laughs) No! Stop! (laughs) Oh! Mr. Tickle! No! (laughs) Stop!

(Little Miss Helpful runs away and the pelican flies away too)

Miss Helpful (offscreen) and Mr. Tickle (from behind the chair): (laughs)

(The pelican poops on Mr. Tickle's head as they fly away)

Mr. Tickle: Oh yuck! What fun is a cruise if no one wants to be tickled?

(Mr. Messy passes by leading a conga)

Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Tickle! Come on and join the conga line!

(Mr. Tickle cleans the bird poop off his head and joins the conga line. He notices that he's behind Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: Mr. Grumpy. You don't seem like the conga line type.

Mr. Grumpy: I'm not. I'm just hoping it'll be over soon.

Mr. Tickle: That's because you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: Yay!

Mr. Grumpy: No! (laughs) Stop that! I mean it! (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(A chain reaction begins with Mr. Grumpy tickling Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

(The same happens to Mr. Bump, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Messy. Who are also in the conga line)

Mr. Bump and Miss Scary: (laughs)

Everyone: (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: I love an ocean cruise.

(The screen iris' out)

(A bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is shown reading a book in an inner tube which bounces Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's chairs away from her when the ship leans toward the left. Unfortunately, Little Miss Calamity is pushed off the boat again by some rogue waves coming in from the right and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey end up in her spot again. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Calamity knitting and Mr. Tickle tickling Little Miss Helpful)

Narrator: So if you ever have the chance, do take a voyage on a cruise ship.

(Mr. Noisy is playing his steel drums. Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Messy, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Rude are celebrating their good time. Mr. Messy is leading a conga line)

Everyone: (cheering)

Narrator: Where the fun never stops...

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: And the boogie is out of control.

(Mr. Nervous is shown in the pool staring at Little Miss Scary's blue beast mask which is on the deck chair in front of him)

Narrator: You'll never want to set foot...

(The mask sparkles and Mr. Nervous jumps out of the water)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

Narrator: On land again.

(Mr. Nervous runs away and the screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)

US Dub

Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big brown screen comes up with "Ships" written on it with a cruise ship sailing on the ocean and who created the episode underneath. Waves crashing and a ship's bells are heard in the background)

(The episode begins with a ship blowing its horn, Little Miss Calamity struggling to bring her luggage up the ramp, and Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Lazy, and Mr. Happy waiting to board the ship)

Narrator: Ah, the call of the magnificent ocean liner!

(Little Miss Calamity accidentally lets go of her luggage and the luggage slides down the romp and crashes into Mr. Bump. Mr. Bump gets bumped off the dock and into the water)

Narrator: There's no better way to travel than on board one of these fantastic ships!

(Everyone is shown on board the ship celebrating their trip with confetti falling down. From right to left, we Mr. Happy, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Messy, Mr. Small, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Nervous, Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Grumpy, and Mr. Strong)

Everyone: (cheering)

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: It's like a vacation on a boat! They offer delicious food, organized fun,

(Mr. Grumpy covers his ears in annoyance as the ship blows its horn. The scene cuts to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small crammed in a tiny cabin. Mr. Nosey opens a compartment to free Mr. Small)

Narrator: And spacious cabins with all the comforts of home.

(The scene cuts outside. The ship rings its bells and sets sail out on the ocean blue. The scene iris out before fading into the "Good Morning Dillydale" intro and its theme playing)

Introduction Voices: Good Morning Dillydale!

(The scene cuts to the Dillydale docks where a large crowd is surrounding a large ship. Mr. Happy is reporting the event)

Mr. Happy: We're here today to celebrate the Good Ship Dillydale! As it sets sail on its very first trip!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks over)

Miss Sunshine: (whispers something into Mr. Happy's ear)

Mr. Happy: Well I had no idea!

Miss Sunshine: Well that's why I just told you!

(Little Miss Sunshine walks away)

Mr. Happy: Miss Sunshine has just informed me that we're waiting for Mr. Scatterbrain to bring the traditional bottle of fizzy pop, which will break on the bow of the ship to wish it good luck!

Miss Sunshine: I wonder where he could be?

(Mr. Scatterbrain jumps up as he walks through the crowd of Mr. Men and Little Misses)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here I am!

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks over to Mr. Happy. Mr. Scatterbrain brings a suitcase with him)

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Sorry I'm late! I went to the wrong dock!

Mr. Happy: But this is the only dock in Dillydale!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I know that now!

Mr. Happy: Wonderful! (chuckles)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh! Go ahead! (chuckles) Don't let me interrupt.

(Mr. Happy leans over to Mr. Scatterbrain)

Mr. Happy: Uh, did you bring the fizzy pop?

Mr. Scatterbrain: What fizzy pop?

Mr. Happy: The bottle of fizzy pop! To break on the bow of the ship!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Doesn't ring a bell.

Miss Sunshine: The fizzy pop you went to buy! At Mr. Quiet's Pop Shop.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh-ho-ho! THAT fizzy pop! Sure!

(Mr. Scatterbrain digs through his pockets)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I've got it right here! Somewhere.

(Mr. Scatterbrain opens up the suitcase)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Let's see.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a turkey)

Mr. Scatterbrain: A turkey.

Turkey: (gobbles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out dental floss)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Dental floss.

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls out a watermelon)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Watermelon.

(Mr. Scatterbrain fails to find the bottle fizzy pop)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmmm...I must've left the fizzy pop back at the store! I don't suppose you could the turkey.

Miss Sunshine: I don't think he'd like that very much.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well then use the watermelon! He won't mind!

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the watermelon up to his ear)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Wait! He does mind! My mistake! Sorry, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy: Well, we can't officially name the ship without a bottle.

(Mr. Quiet walks over)

Mr. Happy: Why it's Mr. Quiet! How wonderful!

Mr. Quiet: Uh, you forgot your fizzy pop.

(Mr. Quiet takes out the bottle of fizzy pop)

Mr. Happy: Mr. Quiet has saved the day! Let's give him a nice round of applause!

(Everyone gives Mr. Quiet a round of applause)

Crowd (offscreen): (cheers)

(Mr. Quiet gives the fizzy pop to Mr. Strong)

Mr. Happy: Now...as I was saying, we are here today to name the Good Ship Dillydale as it sets off on its maiden voyage! Long may she sail! Eh...Mr. Strong, if you wouldn't mind doing the honors!

(Mr. Strong tries to break the bottle of fizzy pop on the bow of the Good Ship Dillydale only to create a hole in the bow of the ship. The ship creaks for a moment before sinking)

Mr. Strong: Aw pickles! I hardly touched it!

(The bottle of fizzy pop breaks)

Mr. Happy: Well, that's all the time we have for today. I'm Mr. Happy join us tomorrow for...

(The Good Morning Dillydale logo transitions onto the screen)

Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine (voiceover): Good Morning Dillydale!

(Water rises up and covers the screen. A wave crashes over and transitions the scene to the first bumper)

(The bumper shows Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. Little Miss Calamity is wearing a pair of sunglasses, enjoying a drink from a coconut, and is reading a book. The camera pans over to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are also resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. This knocks Little Miss Calamity out of her chair and off the ship with Mr. Small claiming her book and Mr. Nosey claiming her drink)

Miss Calamity: (screams)

(A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen. Mr. Tickle comes up onto the screen and pulls down the next scene)

(The next scene takes place on a cruise ship heading into dangerous iceberg filled waters. After a wide shot of the ship, the scene cuts to the bridge where the viewers see Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox. Mr. Stubborn is the captain and Little Miss Chatterbox is his first mate)

Miss Chatterbox: Excuse me! I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, Mr. Stubborn. I mean, you are the captain! That's why you get to wear the captain's hat which, by the way looks really good on you. I look good in hats too! Especially ones with wide brims.

Mr. Stubborn: What is your point, Miss Chatterbox?

Miss Chatterbox: Oh yeah!

(The camera zooms out to show the entire ship)

Miss Chatterbox (offscreen): It just seems that we should be going a little bit slower with all these icebergs out here.

(The scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: I mean, we could hit one of them and tear giant hole in the ship.

Mr. Stubborn: Don't be ridiculous! Those icebergs are harmless!

(The ship hits an iceberg offscreen. The impact causes Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox to fall down. They pick themselves up and Mr. Stubborn puts back on his hat. Creaking is heard. Mr. Nervous runs to the right past)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Little Miss Calamity runs to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Calamity: (screams)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! Uh-oh! I think something bad just happened!

Mr. Stubborn: Nothing bad has happened!

(The ship is shown sinking with the stern filling up with water. Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Helpful run to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Quiet and Miss Helpful: (screams)

(Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine walk to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Happy: Wonderful cruise! Really it was! Too bad we're sinking!

Mr. Stubborn: We are not sinking!

(The ship sinks deeper into the water to the point where the bow is sticking high into the air. Creaking is heard before cutting back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox. Water is now heard gurgling in the background)

Miss Chatterbox: Um, Mr. Stubborn...

Mr. Stubborn: That is Captain Stubborn to you!

Miss Chatterbox: Sorry, Captain Stubborn! I really think we're sinking!

Mr. Stubborn: You talk too much!

(The radio buzzes and Little Miss Chatterbox picks up the transmitter)

Miss Chatterbox: Captain's bridge! First Mate Miss Chatterbox here!

(A split screen shows Mr. Strong up to his waste in water with a crowbar in his hand)

Mr. Strong: Uh yo, Miss Chatterbox! We're taking on water pretty fast!

(The split screen goes away as the scene cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Miss Chatterbox: Oh! It's Mr. Strong! He says we're taking on water!

Mr. Stubborn: Nothing that a mop cannot handle.

Miss Chatterbox: He says get a mop.

(Little Miss Chatterbox hangs up)

Miss Chatterbox: Um...I think we should go to the lifeboats with the others, Captain!

Mr. Stubborn: For the last time, Miss Chatterbox, there is nothing wrong with this ship

(A large wave washes on deck. Mr. Bounce is shown wearing a floatie and floats to the left past Mr. Stubborn and Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Bounce: Wheee! Hello! Goodbye!

(Little Miss Chatterbox picks up the ship to shore radio)

Miss Chatterbox: Hello? Dillydale Rescue? This is the Good Ship Stubborn. We've hit an iceberg and we're sinking fast!

(Mr. Stubborn takes the radio from Little Miss Chatterbox)

Mr. Stubborn: Miss Chatterbox is telling stories! We are fine! No need for rescue!

(Mr. Stubborn throws the radio into the water. Water starts flooding into the Bridge)

Miss Chatterbox: I really, really think we should get on one of those lifeboats, Captain! Before the ship goes under!

Mr. Stubborn: This ship is not going under!

Miss Chatterbox: Well, okay. If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna get into a lifeboat.

(Little Miss Chatterbox swims away)

Mr. Stubborn: There's no reason to use the lifeboats! How many times must I tell you...we are not-

(The entire ship goes underwater, taking Mr. Stubborn with the ship)

Mr. Stubborn (underwater): Sinking! Everything is fine! We have just taken on a little water!

(A fish swims past the ship as the screen iris' out)

(The next bumper plays Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. Little Miss Calamity is doing some knitting and the ball of yarn is next to her. The camera pans over to Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are also resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. This knocks Little Miss Calamity out of her chair and off the ship with Mr. Small claiming the ball of yarn and Mr. Nosey claiming her knitting and starts knitting himself)

Miss Calamity: Woah! Oh!

(A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen. Mr. Grumpy walks onto the screen from the right and lowers the next scene down like it was a window blind)

(The next scene is on the decks of a ship where Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine are participating in Mr. Persnickety's disco aerobics class)

Mr. Persnickety: Good day! And welcome to Disco Aerobics! Are you ready to perspire while we boogie?

Mr. Strong (overlap): Yeah.

Mr. Bounce (overlap): Yeah.

Mr. Quiet (overlap): Yeah.

Miss Sunshine (overlap): Yeah.

Mr. Persnickety: I can't hear you!

Mr. Strong and Miss Sunshine (overlap): Yeah!!

Mr. Bounce (overlap): Yes!!

Mr. Quiet: I don't know.

Mr. Persnickety: Much improved! Very well! Now, do exactly as I do. A big deep breath and stretch, arms wide, all together now! Look sharp! (breathes in deeply and exhales deeply)

Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Miss Sunshine: (breathes in deeply and exhales deeply)

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce and knocks over Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

Mr. Strong (offscreen): Uh, oops!

Mr. Persnickety: To the left and stretch and to the right and stretch!

(Mr. Strong is shown stretching as Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine rejoin the class)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): And now...for jumping jacks!

(Mr. Persnickety is shown doing jumping jacks)

Mr. Persnickety: And one and two! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Quiet, and Little Miss Sunshine are shown doing jumping jacks. Well, Mr. Bounce just grabs his legs and bounces towards Mr. Strong)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): And one and two! One and two! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Mr. Bounce and Mr. Bounce starts bouncing all over the ship)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): One and two! And one...

(Mr. Bounce bounces off the ship)

Mr. Bounce: Wheee! Overboard! Mr. Bounce overboard!

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Uh!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Here! Catch it!

(Cut back to the exercise class)

Mr. Persnickety: Swing your arms out to the side. Knees high! Feet pointed.

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bounce rejoin the class.)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Stay together!

Mr. Bounce: (gasps)

(Not wanting to be knocked overboard again, Mr. Bounce moves behind Mr. Strong)

Mr. Persnickety: And now...

(Mr. Persnickety begins doing burpies)

Mr. Persnickety: Squat, thrust, three, four!

(Mr. Strong kicks Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Squat, thrust, three, four!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off a wall and over Mr. Persnickety)

Mr. Persnickety: Squat, thrust,

(Mr. Bounce bounces off the ship again)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Three, four!

Mr. Bounce: I didn't think that would knock me overboard!

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Mr. Bounce)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Oh.

(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Bounce rejoin the class)

Mr. Quiet: We're back!

Mr. Persnickety: And now, jog in place!

(Everyone jogs in place)

Mr. Strong: (breathes heavily)

Mr. Persnickety: And back to jumping jacks! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong moves closer to Little Miss Sunshine with each jumping jack he does)

Miss Sunshine: Oh! (giggles) Oh! (giggles)

Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): And one and two! And one and two! And one and two!

(Mr. Strong accidentally hits Little Miss Sunshine and knocks her overboard)

Mr. Strong: Yo!

Miss Sunshine: (screams)

Mr. Quiet: Um...oh!

(Mr. Quiet runs off, grabs a life preserver, and throws it to Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Persnickety: And now, my personal favorite...The Windmill!

(Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Bounce all do The Windmill. Mr. Bounce unintentionally moves closer to Mr. Strong while doing The Windmill. Eventually, Mr. Bounce bumps into Mr. Strong and Mr. Strong hits him. This causes Mr. Bounce to start bouncing again)

Mr. Bounce: Oh!

(Mr. Bounce first bounces off a wall, then Mr. Strong, then the wall again)

Mr. Bounce: Oh!

(Mr. Bounce bounces off of Mr. Strong again. This time knocking Mr. Strong overboard. Mr. Bounce also knocks Mr. Quiet overboard before he bounces off the ship for a third time. Joining Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Strong: Yo! No!

Mr. Quiet: (screams) Oh!

(Mr. Persnickety stops doing The Windmill and notices that everyone participating in the class is gone)

Mr. Persnickety: Well, how incredibly rude! I lead this wonderful exercise class and I don't get so much as a thank you!

(Mr. Persnickety walks away in a huff. A bunch of life preservers fall from the top on the screen and stack on top of each other. A whistle is heard being blown as each column of life preservers lowers from the screen to transition to the next bumper)

(The bumper shows a worried and tense Little Miss Calamity resting on a deck chair. She looks over towards Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are resting on their deck chairs. The ship leans towards the left and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's chairs slide down towards Little Miss Calamity. Luckily, Little Miss Calamity jumps over them and they only take her chair away)

Miss Calamity: Oh! (sighs)

(Just as Little Miss Calamity breathes a sigh of relief, the ship leans towards the right and Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small knock her overboard anyway)

Miss Calamity: Woah! Oh!

(A splash is heard as Little Miss Calamity hits the water offscreen)

(The next scene begins with Mr. Nervous sailing a ship in the middle of a storm)

Mr. Nervous: Oh dear! A ship full of passengers and I'm lost at sea! What kind of captain gets lost at sea?

(Waves crash onto Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(Mr. Nervous spits out sea water)

Mr. Nervous: A bad captain! That's who! I warned them I have a terrible sense of direction!

(More waves crash onto Mr. Nervous)

Mr. Nervous: Oh! Wet! And here I am! Most likely never to be found! Lost at sea forever!

(A screeching noise is heard)

Mr. Nervous: Ghee! I wonder what I should tell the others?

(Tentacles come up from behind the ship)

Sea Monster (offscreen): (Screeching)

(Mr. Nervous turns around to see the tentacles)

Mr. Nervous: Oh no! N-n-no! A sea monster! Surely, he's going to eat the boat!

(The sea monster rips off the steering wheel off with one tentacle and grabs Mr. Nervous with another)

Mr. Nervous: Gah! Help! It's got me! It's got me! I'm about to become lunch!

(The sea monster wraps its tentacles around the ship and brings Mr. Nervous close to its beak)

Miss Scary (offscreen): Mr. Nervous!

(The daydream ends and it turns out Mr. Nervous is swimming in a pool on a ship with a toy octopus and toy sailboat)

Miss Scary: Is everything alright? I could hear you over in the bingo room.

Mr. Nervous: (sighs) Yes. I'm fine Miss Scary. Just thinking out loud.

Miss Scary: Well don't. You scared everyone! That's my job!

(Little Miss Scary puts on her blue animal mask)

Miss Scary: AH!!!

Mr. Nervous: AAAAHHHH! OH!!!

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the water)

Miss Scary: (laughs)

(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and smiles devilishly at the camera. The screen iris' out. The next scene shows to Mr. Grumpy reading a book as Mr. Noisy begins to play the steel drums)

Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Noisy! Are you gonna do that all day?

Mr. Noisy: You bet Mr. Grumpy! I'm feeling, HOT, HOT, HOT!

Mr. Grumpy: Well I'm feeling annoyed, annoyed, annoyed!

(Mr. Grumpy walks away and sits down in a different deck chair)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, I'd enjoy these cruises much more if there weren't any other people on them.

(Mr. Tickle's arms appear from behind the chair and try to tickle Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Do it Mr. Tickle, and you'll never play piano again.

(Mr. Tickle comes out from behind the chair)

Mr. Tickle: How'd you know it was me?

Mr. Grumpy: Lucky guess. Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to enjoy myself.

Mr. Tickle: Which is why you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy but Mr. Grumpy pushes his hands away)

Mr. Grumpy: I do not need a tickle! I need you to move along! Trying to enjoy this fascinating book! About mud!

Mr. Tickle: Sure you don't want just a little tickle?

(Mr. Grumpy gives Mr. Tickle a stern glare and Mr. Tickle goes away. The camera cuts to Little Miss Scary. Little Miss Scary is shown sunbathing on a deck chair. Mr. Tickle prepares to tickle Little Miss Scary from behind. Little Miss Scary immediately senses Mr. Tickle's presence)

Miss Scary: Tickle me and you'd better be prepared for a day of terror!

Mr. Tickle: (screams)

(Mr. Tickle runs away in fear)

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): No! (screams)

Miss Scary: (laughs and snorts)

(The camera cuts to Little Miss Helpful. She is lounging on her deck chair looking at a pelican)

Miss Helpful: I had no idea pelicans were so big.

(Mr. Tickle sneaks behind Little Miss Helpful's chair and tickles her from behind)

Miss Helpful: No! Ah! (laughs) No! Stop! (laughs) Oh Mr. Tickle! No! (laughs) Stop!

(Little Miss Helpful runs away and the pelican flies away too. Pooping on Mr. Tickle's head in the process)

Mr. Tickle: Ew! Yuck! What fun is a cruise if no one wants to be tickled?

(Mr. Messy passes by leading a conga)

Mr. Messy: Hiya Mr. Tickle! Come on and join the conga line!

(Mr. Tickle cleans the bird poop off his head and joins the conga line. He notices that he's behind Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Tickle: Mr. Grumpy. You don't seem like the conga line type.

Mr. Grumpy: I'm not. I'm just hoping it'll be over soon.

Mr. Tickle: That's because you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tickles Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: No! (laughs) Stop that! I mean it! (laughs).

(A chain reaction begins with Mr. Grumpy tickling Little Miss Sunshine)

Miss Sunshine: (laughs)

(The same happens to Mr. Bump, Little Miss Scary, Mr. Nosey, and Mr. Messy. Who are also in the conga line)

Everyone: (laughs)

Mr. Tickle: I love an ocean cruise.

(The screen iris' out)

(A bumper plays. Little Miss Calamity is shown reading a book in an inner tube which bounces Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey's chairs away from her when the ship leans toward the left. Unfortunately, Little Miss Calamity is pushed off the boat again by some rogue waves coming in from the right and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey end up in her spot again)

Miss Calamity: Woah! Oh!

(The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Calamity knitting and Mr. Tickle tickling Little Miss Helpful)

Narrator: So if you ever have the chance, take a voyage on a cruise ship.

(Mr. Noisy is playing his steel drums. Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Messy, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Rude are celebrating their good time. Mr. Messy is leading a conga line)

Everyone: (cheering)

Narrator: Where the fun never stops...

(Mr. Rude blows a raspberry)

Narrator: And the boogie is out of control.

(Mr. Nervous is shown in the pool staring at Little Miss Scary's blue beast mask which is on the deck chair in front of him)

Narrator: You'll never want to set foot on land again.

(The mask sparkles and Mr. Nervous jumps out of the water and runs away. The screen fades to black)

(Episode ends here)