Slarver

Slarver (a.k.a. Messy) is a song from the Swedish record "Mr. Happy and Friends."

Original lyrics[]

Oj vad du är slarvig, Gubben Starver

of vad du är slarvig, ojojojoj, ojojoj,

vad du är slarvig, Gubben Starver

Oj vad du är slarvig, du är slarvig!

Jag struntar i det mesta

om jag är pink eller om jag är pusk

Det gör detsamma hur det är

när man är SLARVIG

Jag är nog som dom flesta -

om jag slir dank eller om jag slår dunk

Om man är fin och prydlig

är man bara larvig!

Helslapp, hellapp!

Jag knäpper alltid fel knapp

Hehlapp, helslapp!

Jag är en riktig SLARVER!

Jag gillar att va trasslig

Ar lite misch och jag är lite masch

Det är det fina tycker jag

när man är slarvig

Jag slänger mina grejer

kastar om splisch och jag skickar om splash!

Men om man städar rummet

är man bara larvig!

Helslapp, helslapp!

etc.

Jag är som ett nystan

av trassligaste sort

Men ingen kan reda ut mej

för änden har jag slarvat bort!

Jag sopar aldrig golvet

Jag skippar din och jag struntar i datt!

Man har det ganska lugnt och skönt

när man är slarvig

Och alla prylar pajar

en del går split och dom andra går splatt

men är man rädd om saker

är man bara larvig!

Helslapp, helslapp!

OSV.

Jag är en riktig slarver

Translation[]

Oh how sloppy you are, Old Man Starver

oh how sloppy you are, oh, oh, oh,

how sloppy you are, Old Man Starver

Oh how sloppy you are, you are sloppy!

I don't care about most things

whether I'm pink or if I'm a puss

It doesn't matter how it is

when you're sloppy

I'm probably like most people -

whether I slip or if I hit a dunk

If you're nice and neat

you're just sloppy!

Totally sloppy, totally sloppy!

I always click the wrong button

Totally sloppy, totally sloppy!

I'm a real sloppy!

I like to be messy

I'm a bit of a mess and I'm a bit of a mess

I think that's the nice thing

when you're sloppy

I throw my stuff

I throw away my splish and I send it back splash!

But if you clean your room

you're just lazy!

Totally lazy, totally lazy!

etc.

I'm like a tangled ball

of the most tangled kind

But no one can untangle me

because I've been so careless!

I never sweep the floor

I skip yours and I don't care about that!

You have a pretty peaceful and comfortable life

when you're careless

And all the stuff is messy

some get broken and others get smashed

but if you're afraid of things

you're just lazy!

Totally lazy, totally lazy!

ETC.

I'm a real careless person

Video[]

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