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Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big swamp green screen comes up with "Sneezes & Hiccups" written on it with a sick Mr. Stubborn, a box of tissues on a little table, and who created the episode underneath)
Unknown Mr. Man (voiceover): (sneezes)
Unknown Little Miss (voiceover): (hiccups)
(Someone is heard blowing their nose in the background)
(The episode begins with a chilly wind blowing in Dillydale)
Narrator: Something's in the air in Dillydale today.
(The camera pans down to show Mr. Nervous approaching Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. Nervous is holding a briefcase while Little Miss Sunshine is holding a handkerchief)
Narrator: Everybody is sneezing.
Miss Sunshine: (sneezes)
(Little Miss Sunshine sneezes into her handkerchief)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous turns around, runs away in fear, and stops when he sees Mr. Noisy)
Narrator: Or they have an uncontrollable case of the hiccups.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous turns around and runs away in fear)
Narrator: To some Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Nervous stops running when he sees Little Miss Helpful walking her black and white dog)
Miss Helpful: (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous turns around and runs away in fear)
Narrator: A sneeze or a hiccup...
(Mr. Nervous stops running when he sees Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Narrator: Can be a funny thing.
Miss Giggles: (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in a panic)
Narrator: But to Mr. Nervous, it's a cause for alarm.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous outside a building, where from inside, Mr. Stubborn's sneeze startles him)
Mr. Stubborn: (sneezes)
(The camera cuts to inside the building)
Mr. Nervous (from outside): (screams)
(Mr. Nervous is shown running away outside the building as Mr. Stubborn's sneeze blows a pencil off his desk)
Narrator: For you see, sometimes a sneeze is a sign that you're coming down with a cold.
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks into the office with a stack of papers for Mr. Stubborn to sign)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, Mr. Stubborn. I have papers for you to sign.
Mr. Stubborn: Not now, Miss Chatterbox. Can't you see I'm busy? (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze blows all the papers Little Miss Chatterbox was carrying onto her. She ends up covered in papers)
Miss Chatterbox: Gesundheit.
Mr. Stubborn: Do not call me names!
Miss Chatterbox: I'm not!
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes off all the papers Mr. Stubborn sneezed into her face)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm just wishing you good health which you obviously need since you're coming down with a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I am NOT coming down with a cold. I'm perfectly fine. (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn sneeze sends his desk right through the wall)
Miss Chatterbox: Well, I may not be a doctor...
(A fantasy thought bubble shows a flashback of Little Miss Chatterbox as a doctor at a fancy dress party)
Miss Chatterbox: Although, I was went to a fancy dress party dressed as one which is really really funny!
(Mr. Scatterbrain appears in the thought bubble asking Little Miss Chatterbox to take his tonsils out. Much to Little Miss Chatterbox's surprise)
Miss Chatterbox: Until someone wanted me to take out their tonsils.
(The fantasy thought bubble disappears)
Miss Chatterbox: Anyway, I'm pretty sure you have a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a cold! (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze causes part of the office to create a hole into the receptionist's office where Mr. Grumpy is. Mr. Grumpy is startled by this)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Little Miss Chatterbox pokes her head into Mr. Grumpy's office to say hello)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, Mr. Grumpy.
Mr. Grumpy: Who sneezed?
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Stubborn did. He has a cold.
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Will you stop saying that?!?
Mr. Grumpy: Hm?
(Mr. Grumpy and Little Miss Chatterbox turn their heads to attention)
Mr. Grumpy: Just go home, Stubborn. We don't need you spreading your germs around the office and making the rest of us ill.
(Mr. Grumpy walks into Mr. Stubborn's office)
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a c...c...c...cold!
(Mr. Stubborn feels another sneeze coming on and tries to hold it in. Mr. Grumpy offers him a box of tissues only for Mr. Stubborn to turn them away)
Mr. Stubborn: Keep your tissues!
(Mr. Grumpy leans Mr. Stubborn upwards as he continues to offer Mr. Stubborn the tissues)
Mr. Stubborn: I am fine! (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze sends the tissue box straight through the ceiling)
Elephant Sound Effect: (trumpets)
(Mr. Lazy lowers his head down through the hole Mr. Stubborn made in the ceiling)
Mr. Lazy: Sounds like you have a cold, Mr. Stubborn.
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a cold, Mr. Lazy!
Mr. Grumpy: Yes, you do!
Mr. Stubborn: No, I don't!
Miss Chatterbox: I think you do!
Mr. Stubborn: And I know I don't!
Mr. Lazy: Maybe you should see a doctor!
Mr. Stubborn: Only sick people go to the doctor!!! (sneezes)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm!
(Mr. Stubborn sneezes so hard that he knocks down a wall. The room on the other side of the now knocked over wall reveals Mr. Happy as a doctor in a doctor's office)
Mr. Happy: Oh!
(Mr. Lazy lowers his head into the doctor's office to say hello)
Mr. Lazy: Hello, Mr. Happy!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Knocking down this wall really opens up the place!
(Mr. Happy walks into the other room)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Stubborn knocked it down with a sneeze. (giggles) He has a cold.
Mr. Happy: A cold? That sounds serious. How about I give you a professional opinion?
(Mr. Happy checks Mr. Stubborn's temperature with the thermometer)
Mr. Stubborn: Hmm?
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!
(The temperature in the thermometer goes up to the point that it shows a high fever. With the high fever on the thermometer being represented by a sick Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Stubborn, I have some bad news; you have a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I do NOT have a cold!
(Mr. Happy takes out a stethoscope)
Mr. Happy: But I'm a doctor. I know these things.
Mr. Stubborn: YOU KNOW NOTHING! NONE OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE HEALTHY! (sneezes)
(The sneeze causes a blackout in the room. Only the eyes of Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Happy, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Chatterbox can be seen)
Miss Chatterbox: Gesundheit.
Mr. Stubborn: How am I supposed to my job in the dark? I'm going home.
(Mr. Stubborn leaves the office)
Mr. Stubborn: Call me when this light is fixed.
(The scene cuts back to the office where the lights are still off and only Mr. Happy, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Chatterbox eyes are seen)
Miss Chatterbox: Get well soon!
(Mr. Stubborn is shown approaching the exit)
Mr. Stubborn: For the last time, I do NOT have a c..c..c..
(The camera cuts to outside the building)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): (sneezes) COLD!
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze is so powerful that it destroys the entire building! The door falls off its hinges as Mr. Stubborn walks out)
Mr. Stubborn: THAT DOOR...IS CHEAP!!!
(Mr. Nervous covers the screen, looks around until he sees the viewer in shock)
Mr. Nervous: (whimpers) Oh! (screams)
(Mr. Nervous pulls the screen into the first bumper. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes. Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls)
(Mr. Grumpy holds Mr. Bounce down)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy bounces up and down from Mr. Bounce's sneeze and is stretched like an accordion from that movement)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah!! (moans)
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. The next scene shows a Mr. Grumpy hula ornament in Mr. Fussy's car. Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle (who happens to be wearing a tie), and Mr. Messy, are all going out to eat together)
Narrator: Over on the other side of Dillydale,
(Mr. Fussy pulls up to a fancy restaurant and parks his car)
Narrator: Mr. Fussy has invited Mr. Messy and Mr. Tickle to a fancy restaurant.
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy exit the car and enter the restaurant. Inside, Mr. Happy (who is wearing a red bowtie) is the host and sees Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy approaching him)
Narrator: With a very strict dress code.
Mr. Happy: Well good evening, gentlemen! (laughs)
Mr. Fussy: Good evening to you, Mr. Happy. Table for three, please. We're here to try your cold potato soup.
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! We do specialize in cold soup. However, I'm afraid Mr. Men are required...
(Mr. Happy points at Mr. Messy)
Mr. Happy: To wear a tie!
(Mr. Fussy and Mr. Tickle stare at Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy looks down and realizes that he is not wearing a tie)
Mr. Fussy: What did I tell you?
Mr. Happy: Luckily, I have some ties right here!
(Mr. Happy takes three neckties out from inside the podium he is standing at)
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy shows Mr. Fussy the ties)
Mr. Fussy: How magnificent!
(Mr. Fussy takes the green tie with stripes from Mr. Happy and hands the tie to Mr. Messy)
Mr. Fussy: A restaurant that thinks of everything!
Mr. Messy: Eh...what am I supposed to do with this?
Mr. Fussy: You wear it!
(Mr. Fussy adjusts his bowtie)
Mr. Fussy: Now, put it on so that we might proceed with our evening.
(Mr. Happy is shown holding three menus. In the background, the viewers see Mr. Nosey eating some bread from a bread basket)
Mr. Happy: Right this way!
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy all follow Mr. Happy. Mr. Tickle is wiggling his fingers in anticipation to tickle someone. Mr. Messy is shown wearing the green necktie but he's wearing it so the tie appears to be strangling around the middle of Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy is not happy wearing a tie. All four Mr. Men pass a few other tables. Mr. Small is revealed to be sitting with Mr. Nosey at his table and is also enjoying some bread. And in the way back, Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Daredevil are sitting together at a table)
Mr. Messy: I think this tie is trying to choke me!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Fussy sit down at their table)
Mr. Fussy: I understand the urge.
(Mr. Fussy puts his napkin in his lap, grabs his menus and starts examining it)
Mr. Fussy: Now, take a look at this marvellous selection of cold soups.
Mr. Messy: I can't concentrate!
(Mr. Messy moves the necktie up to his forehead and starts wearing it like a bandana)
Mr. Messy: I'm not used to being this neat.
Mr. Tickle: Maybe you need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle the despondent Mr. Messy but Mr. Fussy stops him)
Mr. Fussy: This is not the place for a tickle!
Mr. Tickle: (sighs sadly)
(Mr. Fussy grabs his menu)
Mr. Fussy: Now keep your hands to yourself and choose your soup.
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy accidentally gets his sneeze spray on the back of Mr. Fussy's menu)
Mr. Messy: Oooh!
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Fussy shows Mr. Messy the sneeze spray the latter got all over the former's menu. Mr. Fussy also covers his mouth to demonstrate the polite way to sneeze when with company)
Mr. Fussy: You must always cover your mouth when sneezing in the presence of others!
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy points at his nose (or rather where his nose would be if it were visible)
Mr. Messy: That one snuck up on me! (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy remembers to cover his mouth with his hands when sneezing. (Note: Mr. Messy does this every time he sneezes in this scene from this point onwards) Mr. Fussy uses his napkin to wipe the sneeze spray off his menu)
Mr. Fussy: Very well.
(Mr. Fussy looks at the bouquet of flowers on the table and gets an idea)
Mr. Fussy: Hmmm...
(Mr. Fussy takes the bouquet of flowers off the table)
Mr. Fussy: Perhaps these flowers are making you sneeze.
(Mr. Nervous (who is wearing a black bowtie) arrives pushing a serving cart holding a pot of cold potato soup and several bowls)
Mr. Nervous: Welcome to the "Dillydale Soup Pot." I'm your waiter, Mr. Nervous.
(Mr. Nervous pours some cold potato soup into a bowl)
Mr. Nervous: Let me start you off with our cold potato soup.
(Mr. Nervous looks closely at the cold potato soup as it gives off a cold breeze)
Mr. Nervous: It's a catastrophic concoction of coldness!
(Mr. Nervous shakes as he gives Mr. Fussy his bowl of cold potato soup)
Mr. Fussy: Thank you, Mr. Nervous.
(Mr. Nervous drops Mr. Fussy's cold potato soup on the table but none of it spills out of the bowl)
Mr. Fussy: It looks lovely.
(Mr. Nervous pushes a bowl of cold potato soup towards Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: I'm not such a fan of potatoes. Could I just have a bowl of your stinkiest cold cheese soup please?
(Mr. Nervous writes down Mr. Messy's order)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps)
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Fussy: Clearly something here is making you sneeze!
(Mr. Fussy takes the bread basket off of the table)
Mr. Fussy: Perhaps it's the bread.
Mr. Messy: Don't think so!
(Mr. Messy takes out a loaf of bread and puts it behind his head)
Mr. Messy: I use a loaf of bread for a pillow and this never happens! (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy covers his mouth and the loaf of bread falls to the floor. Mr. Fussy takes the butter off the table)
Mr. Fussy: Maybe it's the butter!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Fussy moves behind Mr. Tickle's seat)
Mr. Fussy: Maybe it's Mr. Tickle.
(Mr. Fussy pulls Mr. Tickle and his chair far back from the table)
Mr. Tickle: (grunts)
(Mr. Tickle tries to use is extraordinarily long and stretchy arms to stay where he is but is unsuccessful)
Mr. Tickle: But I can't tickle from over here!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes) Nope! Something else is making me sneeze.
(Mr. Messy manages to take the table cloth off the table without spilling any soup. Mr. Messy then blows his nose into the table cloth)
Mr. Fussy: Not the table cloth!
Mr. Tickle: Mr. Fussy, would you like a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers)
Mr. Fussy: No, I would not! What I would like is to have a civilized dinner with civilized companions! With whom I might enjoy a delicious...
(Mr. Fussy lifts up one of the bowls of cold soup)
Mr. Fussy: Cold soup!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy's sneeze accidentally pushes the bowl of cold potato soup Mr. Fussy was holding into Mr. Fussy's face)
Mr. Messy: (sighs)
(Mr. Fussy removes the bowl and most of the cold potato soup off his face)
Mr. Fussy: That's it! I have tried to be patient, but you have pushed me too far!!
Mr. Messy: Aw! Come on, Mr. Fussy! That's not fair!
(Mr. Messy takes the necktie off his head)
Mr. Messy: I got dressed up for the occasion!
(Mr. Messy blows his nose into the necktie and offers the snot filled necktie ball to Mr. Fussy. Mr. Fussy cringes away from the necktie and the rest of the cold potato soup drips off his face)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Sweet apple strudel! Get rid of that filthy tie at once!
(Mr. Tickle pops up)
Mr. Tickle: You definitely need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle starts chasing after Mr. Fussy in an effort to try and tickle him. As the chase goes on, Mr. Messy starts sneezing into the necktie like it were a handkerchief)
Mr. Messy (overlap): (sneezes)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): (laughs) No! No!
Mr. Messy (overlap): (sneezes)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): (laughs) Stop!
(Mr. Nervous exits the kitchen with a pot of stinky cold cheese soup (as requested by Mr. Messy) on the serving cart in addition to the bowls and cold potato soup)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
(Mr. Nervous pushes the serving cart towards Mr. Fussy and Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Fussy: (laughs)
(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and the serving cart all crash into each other)
Mr. Nervous, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Tickle: (screams)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy throws the necktie away)
Mr. Messy: (sighs)
(Mr. Messy realizes something)
Mr. Messy: Hey! I've stopped sneezing!
(Mr. Messy rubs a finger underneath his nose (or rather invisible nose))
Mr. Messy: Must've been that tie that was making me sneeze!
(Mr. Nervous and Mr. Tickle are shown in a daze while Mr. Fussy is covered in cheese soup)
Mr. Fussy: Why does that not surprise me? Let's go home. I've had more than enough excitement for one night.
Mr. Messy: But we hardly got to eat!
(Mr. Messy notices a huge chunk of cheese on Mr. Fussy's head. Mr. Messy licks his lips and takes out a spoon)
Mr. Messy: Oooh!
Mr. Tickle: And I hardly got to tickle!
(Mr. Tickle resumes tickling the cheese soup covered Mr. Fussy. Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Little Miss Daredevil, and Little Miss Helpful all watch from their tables in the background)
Mr. Fussy: No!! No!
(Mr. Fussy runs out of the restaurant with Mr. Tickle following him as he continues tickling Mr. Fussy. Mr. Messy runs after them to try and get some of that cheese on Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Messy: CHEESE!!!!
Mr. Fussy: (laughs) Stop! This is not the place for of thing! (laughs)
(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Nothing happens for a moment)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls)
(Mr. Grumpy holds Mr. Scatterbrain's nose)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy's nose inflates then deflates like a balloon courtesy of Mr. Scatterbrain's sneeze. Mr. Grumpy is baffled by this as his nose becomes similar to Squidward's from "SpongeBob SquarePants.")
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm? Hmm?
(The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying past a doctor's office specializing in broken bones. A billboard of Mr. Bump with a broken leg is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Some doctors are good at fixing broken legs.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies past another doctor's office specializing in stomach problems. A billboard of a queasy Mr. Strong is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Or specialize in upset stomachs. Others are good at helping cure more unusual problems.
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups. She soon flies towards a doctor's office in the shape of a castle A billboard of Little Miss Magic is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Like a case of the hiccups.
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups)
Narrator: Of course, it helps to be a doctor...
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups. Little Miss Daredevil lands in front of the castle-doctor's office and walks inside)
Narrator: With a magic touch.
(The camera fades into the doctor's office. Little Miss Daredevil is shown talking to the nurse in charge, Little Miss Scary)
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups) As you can see, (hiccups) Miss Scary. I've got (hiccups) a terrible case of the (hiccups) hiccups.
Miss Scary: Well, I know just the cure for that.
(Little Miss Scary puts on her purple large nose, wonky eyes mask and tries to scare Miss Daredevil's hiccups away)
Miss Scary: AAHH!
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Miss Scary: Oh! I can't even scare them out of you.
(Little Miss Scary takes out a set of bagpipes)
Miss Scary: This is a job for the hiccup doctor.
(Little Miss Scary plays the bagpipes and Little Miss Magic appears in response)
Miss Magic: Ooh! (coughs)
(Little Miss Magic spins upside down)
Miss Magic: Hello!
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary tosses the bagpipes away)
Miss Scary: I love it when you do that!
Miss Daredevil: Hello, Miss Magic. Can you (hiccups) help me?
(Little Miss Magic floats upside-down over Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: What seems to be the problem?
Miss Daredevil: I have (hiccups) a-a bad case of the (hiccups) hiccups.
Miss Magic: I think you've come to the right place.
(Little Miss Magic teleports to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: As a hiccupologist,
(Little Miss Magic notices a frog on her head instead of her hat)
Frog: (croaks)
(Little Miss Magic changes the frog back to her hat)
Miss Magic: I'm trained to cure even the most difficult case of hiccups.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy beeps and bibbledy bops! Bring an end to your silly hiccups.
Goat (offscreen): (bleats)
Miss Daredevil: (yelps)
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: Isn't it amazing?
Miss Daredevil: (bleats)
(Little Miss Daredevil covers her mouth in shock)
Miss Magic: Oh!
Miss Daredevil: (bleats)
Miss Scary: Totally! But now Miss Daredevil talks like a goat!
Miss Magic: Yes, but her hiccups are cured.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats and hiccups)
Miss Magic: Ok, maybe not completely cured.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats angrily)
Miss Scary: I don't speak goat! But I think she wants her old voice back.
Miss Magic: No problem! Let's just try this again.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy tats and bibbledy tack, give the goat girl her voice back!
Goat (offscreen): (bleats)
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil again and turns her into a goat)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Miss Daredevil: (bleats and hiccups)
Miss Magic: Oh!
Miss Scary: Ok, now that is scary.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats angrily)
Miss Magic: Oh! This is more serious than I thought.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy doo and bibbledy bdz, turn her back the way she was!
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil once again and turns her back to normal)
Miss Daredevil: (screams)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Magic also zaps a nearby flower and turns it into an Audrey II-like Monster. The Audrey II-like Monster then chomps Miss Scary)
Miss Daredevil: Woah, nelly!
Miss Scary (from inside the plant): (laughs) This is great! (laughs)
(Little Miss Daredevil realizes something)
Miss Daredevil: Gosh! My hiccups are gone! You did it! Thanks, Miss Magic!
Miss Magic: Sometimes my magic surprises even me!
(The Audrey II monster scares Little Miss Magic)
Miss Magic: Ooh!
(Little Miss Magic turns herself into a lawnmower)
Audrey II-like Plant: (roars)
(The Audrey II plant drops Little Miss Scary out of its mouth)
Miss Magic: Ta-da! Vroom!
(Little Miss Magic puts herself in reverse and crashes through the wall)
Miss Daredevil: Ooh!
Miss Scary: That was (hiccups) fantastically frightening! (hiccups) I love it! (hiccups)
Miss Daredevil: Uh oh! Should I call Miss Magic back?
Miss Scary (offscreen): No!
(Little Miss Scary walks over carrying the Audrey II Plant)
Miss Scary: I have a better idea! (hiccups)
Miss Daredevil: Ah!
Miss Scary: Help me carry this thing over (hiccups) to my house!
(Little Miss Daredevil stands up and follows Little Miss Scary outside through the hole Little Miss Magic made. Outside, Little Miss Magic is shown mowing the lawn outside her office in a shoddy manner)
Miss Scary: It will be nice and scary (hiccups) in my dining room! (hiccups)
(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Bounce (US voice) and Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size. Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated with both Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bounce)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls)
(To solve the problem, he holds Mr. Scatterbrain's nose and holds Mr. Bounce down)
Mr. Grumpy: Hmm! (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well. This causes Mr. Grumpy to be briefly stretched like an accordion from those movements. Realizing that he caught the bug Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain had, Mr. Grumpy gets up from the bus stop bench and leaves)
Mr. Grumpy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well)
Mr. Grumpy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well. The scene transitions to later in the evening as the chilly wind is still blowing)
Narrator: And so you see...
(The camera pans down to show Mr. Nervous walking home)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Narrator: Sneezes and hiccups are nothing to be afraid of.
(The camera pans to Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Noisy (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs and hides behind a rock)
Narrator: Unless of course, you're Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Narrator: So the next time you sneeze, be sure
(Mr. Nervous is shown hiding in a mailbox)
Narrator: To cover your mouth.
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous hides in a nearby tree)
Narrator: And if you get a case of the (hiccups)
(Mr. Nervous jumps out of the tree)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Narrator: Hiccups and want to get rid of (hiccups) them, think of something really scary.
(Little Miss Scary pops up wearing her green scary mask and scares the narrator)
Miss Scary: AH!!!!
Narrator: Oh dear!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and notices Mr. Nervous and vice versa)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away and Little Miss Scary chases after him)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
Narrator: Thank you, Miss Scary. I couldn't have done it without you.
(Little Miss Scary continues to chase Mr. Nervous as the screen fades to black. The episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big swamp green screen comes up with "Sneezes & Hiccups" written on it with a sick Mr. Stubborn, a box of tissues on a little table, and who created the episode underneath)
Unknown Mr. Man (voiceover): (sneezes)
Unknown Little Miss (voiceover): (hiccups)
(Someone is heard blowing their nose in the background)
(The episode begins with a chilly wind blowing in Dillydale)
Narrator: Something's in the air in Dillydale today.
(The camera pans down to show Mr. Nervous approaching Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. Nervous is holding a briefcase while Little Miss Sunshine is holding a handkerchief)
Narrator: Everybody is sneezing.
Miss Sunshine: (sneezes)
(Little Miss Sunshine sneezes into her handkerchief)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous turns around, runs away in fear, and stops when he sees Mr. Noisy)
Narrator: Or they have an uncontrollable case of the hiccups.
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
(Mr. Nervous turns around and runs away in fear)
Narrator: To some Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Mr. Nervous stops running when he sees Little Miss Helpful walking her black and white dog)
Miss Helpful: (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous turns around and runs away in fear)
Narrator: A sneeze or a hiccup...
(Mr. Nervous stops running when he sees Little Miss Giggles)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
Narrator: Can be a funny thing.
Miss Giggles: (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Miss Giggles: (giggles)
(Mr. Nervous runs away in a panic)
Narrator: But to Mr. Nervous, it's a cause for alarm.
(The scene transitions to Mr. Nervous outside a building, where from inside, Mr. Stubborn's sneeze startles him)
Mr. Stubborn: (sneezes)
(The camera cuts to inside the building)
Mr. Nervous (from outside): (screams)
(Mr. Nervous is shown running away outside the building as Mr. Stubborn's sneeze blows a pencil off his desk)
Narrator: For you see, sometimes a sneeze is a sign that you're getting sick.
(Little Miss Chatterbox walks into the office with a stack of papers for Mr. Stubborn to sign)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, Mr. Stubborn. I have papers for you to sign.
Mr. Stubborn: Not now, Miss Chatterbox. Can't you see I'm busy? (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze blows all the papers Little Miss Chatterbox was carrying onto her. She ends up covered in papers)
Miss Chatterbox: Gesundheit.
Mr. Stubborn: Do not call me names!
Miss Chatterbox: I'm not!
(Little Miss Chatterbox takes off all the papers Mr. Stubborn sneezed into her face)
Miss Chatterbox: I'm just wishing you good health which you obviously need since you're coming down with a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I am NOT coming down with a cold. I'm perfectly fine. (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn sneeze sends his desk right through the wall)
Miss Chatterbox: Well, I may not be a doctor...
(A fantasy thought bubble shows a flashback of Little Miss Chatterbox as a doctor at a costume party)
Miss Chatterbox: Although, I was went to a costume party dressed as one which is really really funny!
(Mr. Scatterbrain appears in the thought bubble asking Little Miss Chatterbox to take his tonsils out. Much to Little Miss Chatterbox's surprise)
Miss Chatterbox: Until someone wanted me to take out their tonsils.
(The fantasy thought bubble disappears)
Miss Chatterbox: Anyway, I'm pretty sure you have a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a cold! (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze causes part of the office to create a hole into the receptionist's office where Mr. Grumpy is. Mr. Grumpy is startled by this and Little Miss Chatterbox pokes her head into Mr. Grumpy's office to say hello)
Miss Chatterbox: Hello, Mr. Grumpy.
Mr. Grumpy: Who sneezed?
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Stubborn did. He has a cold.
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): Will you stop saying that?!?
Mr. Grumpy: Just go home, Stubborn. We don't need you spreading your germs around the office and getting the rest of us sick.
(Mr. Grumpy walks into Mr. Stubborn's office)
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a c...c...c...cold!
(Mr. Stubborn feels another sneeze coming on and tries to hold it in. Mr. Grumpy offers him a box of tissues only for Mr. Stubborn to turn them away)
Mr. Stubborn: Keep your tissues!
(Mr. Grumpy leans Mr. Stubborn upwards as he continues to offer Mr. Stubborn the tissues)
Mr. Stubborn: I am fine! (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze sends the tissue box straight through the ceiling)
Elephant Sound Effect: (trumpets)
(Mr. Lazy lowers his head down through the hole Mr. Stubborn made in the ceiling)
Mr. Lazy: Sounds like you have a cold, Mr. Stubborn.
Mr. Stubborn: I do not have a cold, Mr. Lazy!
Mr. Grumpy: Yes you do!
Mr. Stubborn: No I don't!
Miss Chatterbox: I think you do!
Mr. Stubborn: I know I don't!
Mr. Lazy: Maybe you should see a doctor!
Mr. Stubborn: Only sick people go to the doctor!!! (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn sneezes so hard that he knocks down a wall. The room on the other side of the now knocked over wall reveals Mr. Happy as a doctor in a doctor's office. Mr. Lazy lowers his head into the doctor's office to say hello)
Mr. Lazy: Hello, Mr. Happy!
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! Knocking down this wall really opens up the place!
(Mr. Happy walks into the other room)
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Stubborn knocked it down with a sneeze. (giggles) He has a cold.
Mr. Happy: A cold? That sounds serious. How about I give you a professional opinion?
(Mr. Happy checks Mr. Stubborn's temperature with the thermometer)
Mr. Happy (offscreen): Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!
(The temperature in the thermometer goes up to the point that it shows a high fever. With the high fever on the thermometer being represented by a sick Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Happy: Mr. Stubborn, I have some bad news; you have a cold.
Mr. Stubborn: I do NOT have a cold!
(Mr. Happy takes out a stethoscope)
Mr. Happy: But I'm a doctor. I know these things.
Mr. Stubborn: YOU KNOW NOTHING! NONE OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO HEALTHY! (sneezes)
(The sneeze causes a blackout in the room. Only the eyes of Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Happy, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Chatterbox can be seen)
Miss Chatterbox: Gesundheit.
Mr. Stubborn: How am I supposed to do my work in the dark? I'm going home.
(Mr. Stubborn leaves the office)
Mr. Stubborn: Call me when this light is fixed.
(The scene cuts back to the office where the lights are still off and only Mr. Happy, Mr. Grumpy, and Little Miss Chatterbox eyes are seen)
Miss Chatterbox: Feel better!
(Mr. Stubborn is shown approaching the exit)
Mr. Stubborn: For the last time, I do NOT have a c..c..c..c..
(The camera cuts to outside the building)
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): (sneezes)
(Mr. Stubborn's sneeze is so powerful that it destroys the entire building! The door falls off its hinges as Mr. Stubborn walks out)
Mr. Stubborn: THAT DOOR...IS CHEAP!!!
(Mr. Nervous covers the screen, looks around until he sees the viewer in shock and pulls the screen into the first bumper. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes. Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated and holds Mr. Bounce down)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy bounces up and down from Mr. Bounce's sneeze and is stretched like an accordion from that movement. The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. The camera pans from outside the Dillydale Concert Hall)
Narrator: Across town...
(The camera cuts to inside the concert hall. The curtain pulls back and Dillydale Glee Club members Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Rude, Mr. Bump, Mr. Messy, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Strong are shown on stage ready for their performance. Mr. Fussy, the conductor of the Dillydale Glee Club walks onto the stage and takes his position)
Narrator: The very talented Dillydale Glee Club...
(The audience is heard clapping)
Narrator: Is about to perform!
(Mr. Fussy lightly taps his baton on the podium and begins conducting the Dillydale Glee Club. Music plays and Mr. Fussy points his baton to the Glee Club members)
Mr. Bounce: (hiccups)
Mr. Rude: (hiccups and chuckles)
Mr. Messy: (hiccups)
Mr. Strong: Ah...ah...ah...(sneezes)
(Mr. Strong covers his mouth as he sneezes. Mr. Fussy starts showing great concern over this bizarre performance)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (sneezes and hiccups)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Bump: (hiccups and sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! (sneezes)
Mr. Messy & Mr. Bump: (sneezes)
Mr. Bounce: (hiccups)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
Miss Sunshine: (sneezes)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Fussy becomes dumbfounded by the performance but soon realizes that they are sneezing and hiccupping to the musical notes on the sheet music)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh!
Mr. Nervous & Mr. Bump (offscreen): (sneezes)
(The camera shows the audience the sheet music and the notes being played as someone sneezes or hiccups)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh! (sneezes)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): (hiccups)
(Mr. Fussy becomes even more worried)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): (sneezes)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
Mr. Strong: Ah...ah...ah...
Mr. Rude: (hiccups)
Mr. Strong: (sneezes)
(Mr. Strong covers his mouth as he sneezes)
Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
Mr. Bump: (sneezes)
(Mr. Fussy becomes even more worried and upset)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): (hiccups)
(Mr. Fussy and the viewers see the sneezing and hiccupping glee club members appear on the sheet music)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
Mr. Rude: (hiccups)
Miss Sunshine: (sneezes)
Mr. Bump: (hiccups)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Fussy becomes even more worried and upset)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Strong: Ah...ah...
(Mr. Rude covers Mr. Strong's mouth)
Mr. Rude: (burps)
Mr. Bounce, Miss Sunshine, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bump, and Mr. Messy: MR. RUDE!!
(Mr. Fussy slams his head on the podium in frustration and embarrassment. Luckily, the audience happens to be Mr. Rude's extended family and they break out in thunderous applause. Mr. Fussy is surprised and relieved and proceed to take a bow before the curtain goes down. The screen fades to black)
(The next scene shows a Mr. Grumpy hula ornament in Mr. Fussy's car. Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle (who happens to be wearing a tie), and Mr. Messy, are all going out to eat together)
Narrator: Over on the other side of Dillydale,
(Mr. Fussy pulls up to a fancy restaurant and parks his car)
Narrator: Mr. Fussy has invited Mr. Messy and Mr. Tickle to a fancy restaurant.
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy exit the car and enter the restaurant. Inside, Mr. Happy (who is wearing a red bowtie) is the host and sees Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy approaching him)
Narrator: Where you are expected to wear a tie.
Mr. Happy: Good evening, gentlemen!
Mr. Fussy: Uh, good evening to you, Mr. Happy. Uh, part of three please. We're here to try your cold potato soup.
Mr. Happy: Wonderful! We do specialize in cold soup. However, I'm afraid Mr. Men are required...
(Mr. Happy points at Mr. Messy)
Mr. Happy: To wear a tie!
(Mr. Fussy and Mr. Tickle stare at Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy looks down and realizes that he is not wearing a tie)
Mr. Fussy: What did I tell you?
Mr. Happy: Luckily, I have some ties right here!
(Mr. Happy takes three neckties out from inside the podium he is standing at)
Mr. Happy: (laughs)
(Mr. Happy shows Mr. Fussy the ties)
Mr. Fussy: How magnificent!
(Mr. Fussy takes the green tie with stripes from Mr. Happy and hands the tie to Mr. Messy)
Mr. Fussy: A restaurant that thinks of everything!
Mr. Messy: Uh...what am I supposed to do with this?
Mr. Fussy: You wear it!
(Mr. Fussy adjusts his bowtie)
Mr. Fussy: Now, put it on so that we might get on with our evening.
(Mr. Happy is shown holding three menus. In the background, the viewers see Mr. Nosey eating some bread from a bread basket)
Mr. Happy: Right this way!
(Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and Mr. Messy all follow Mr. Happy. Mr. Tickle is wiggling his fingers in anticipation to tickle someone. Mr. Messy is shown wearing the green necktie but he's wearing it so the tie appears to be strangling around the middle of Mr. Messy. Mr. Messy is not happy wearing a tie. All four Mr. Men pass a few other tables. Mr. Small is revealed to be sitting with Mr. Nosey at his table and is also enjoying some bread. And in the way back, Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Daredevil are sitting together at a table)
Mr. Messy: I swear this tie is trying to choke me!
(Mr. Tickle, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Fussy sit down at their table)
Mr. Fussy: I understand the urge.
(Mr. Fussy puts his napkin in his lap, grabs his menus and starts examining it)
Mr. Fussy: Now, take a look at this marvelous selection of cold soups.
Mr. Messy: I can't concentrate!
(Mr. Messy moves the necktie up to his forehead and starts wearing it like a bandana)
Mr. Messy: I'm not used to being this neat.
Mr. Tickle: Maybe you need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle the despondent Mr. Messy but Mr. Fussy stops him)
Mr. Fussy: This is not the place for a tickle!
(Mr. Fussy grabs his menu)
Mr. Fussy: Now keep your hands to yourself and choose your soup.
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy accidentally gets his sneeze spray on the back of Mr. Fussy's menu)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Fussy shows Mr. Messy the sneeze spray the latter got all over the former's menu. Mr. Fussy also covers his mouth to demonstrate the polite way to sneeze when with company)
Mr. Fussy: You must always cover your mouth when sneezing in the presence of others!
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. Fussy.
(Mr. Messy points at his nose (or rather where his nose would be if it were visible)
Mr. Messy: That one snuck up on me! (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy remembers to cover his mouth with his hands when sneezing. (Note: Mr. Messy does this every time he sneezes in this scene from this point onwards) Mr. Fussy uses his napkin to wipe the sneeze spray off his menu)
Mr. Fussy: Uh, very well.
(Mr. Fussy looks at the bouquet of flowers on the table and gets an idea)
Mr. Fussy: Hmmm...
(Mr. Fussy takes the bouquet of flowers off the table)
Mr. Fussy: Perhaps these flowers are making you sneeze.
(Mr. Nervous (who is wearing a black bowtie) arrives pushing a serving cart holding a pot of cold potato soup and several bowls)
Mr. Nervous: Welcome to the "Dillydale Soup Pot." I'm your waiter, Mr. Nervous.
(Mr. Nervous pours some cold potato soup into a bowl)
Mr. Nervous: Let me start you off with our cold potato soup.
(Mr. Nervous looks closely at the cold potato soup as it gives off a cold breeze)
Mr. Nervous: A dangerously chilly bowl of starchy frost!
(Mr. Nervous shakes as he gives Mr. Fussy his bowl of cold potato soup)
Mr. Fussy: Thank you, Mr. Nervous.
(Mr. Nervous drops Mr. Fussy's cold potato soup on the table but none of it spills out of the bowl)
Mr. Fussy: It looks lovely.
(Mr. Nervous pushes a bowl of cold potato soup towards Mr. Messy)
Mr. Messy: I'm not such a fan of potatoes. Could I just have a bowl of your stinkiest cold cheese soup please?
(Mr. Nervous writes down Mr. Messy's order)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (yelps)
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Mr. Fussy: (scoffs) Clearly something here is making you sneeze!
(Mr. Fussy takes the bread basket off of the table)
Mr. Fussy: Maybe it's the bread.
Mr. Messy: Don't think so!
(Mr. Messy takes out a loaf of bread and puts it behind his head)
Mr. Messy: I use a loaf of bread for a pillow and this never happens! (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy covers his mouth and the loaf of bread falls to the floor. Mr. Fussy takes the butter off the table)
Mr. Fussy: Maybe it's the butter!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Fussy moves behind Mr. Tickle's seat)
Mr. Fussy: Maybe it's Mr. Tickle.
(Mr. Fussy pulls Mr. Tickle and his chair far back from the table. Mr. Tickle tries to use is extraordinarily long and stretchy arms to stay where he is but is unsuccessful)
Mr. Tickle: But I can't tickle from over here!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes) Nope! Something else is making me sneeze.
(Mr. Messy manages to take the table cloth off the table without spilling any soup. Mr. Messy then blows his nose into the table cloth)
Mr. Fussy: Not the table cloth!
Mr. Tickle: Mr. Fussy, would you like a tickle?
(Mr. Tickle wiggles his fingers)
Mr. Fussy: No, I would not! What I would like is to have a civilized dinner with civilized companions! With whom I might enjoy a delicious...
(Mr. Fussy lifts up one of the bowls of cold soup)
Mr. Fussy: Cold soup!
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy's sneeze accidentally pushes the bowl of cold potato soup Mr. Fussy was holding into Mr. Fussy's face)
Mr. Messy: (sighs)
(Mr. Fussy removes the bowl and most of the cold potato soup off his face)
Mr. Fussy: That's it! I have tried to be patient, but you have pushed me too far!!
Mr. Messy: Aw! Come on, Mr. Fussy! That's not fair!
(Mr. Messy takes the necktie off his head)
Mr. Messy: I got dressed up for the occasion!
(Mr. Messy blows his nose into the necktie and offers the snot filled necktie ball to Mr. Fussy. Mr. Fussy cringes away from the necktie and the rest of the cold potato soup drips off his face)
Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Sweet Henrietta! Get rid of that filthy tie at once!
(Mr. Tickle pops up)
Mr. Tickle: You definitely need a tickle!
(Mr. Tickle starts chasing after Mr. Fussy in an effort to try and tickle him. As the chase goes on, Mr. Messy starts sneezing into the necktie like it were a handkerchief)
Mr. Messy (overlap): (sneezes)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): (laughs) No!
Mr. Messy (overlap): (sneezes)
Mr. Fussy (overlap): (laughs) Stop!
(Mr. Nervous exits the kitchen with a pot of stinky cold cheese soup (as requested by Mr. Messy) on the serving cart in addition to the bowls and cold potato soup)
Mr. Messy (offscreen): (sneezes)
(Mr. Nervous pushes the serving cart towards Mr. Fussy and Mr. Tickle)
Mr. Fussy: No! Stop!
(Mr. Nervous, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Tickle, and the serving cart all crash into each other)
Mr. Messy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Messy throws the necktie away)
Mr. Messy: (sighs)
(Mr. Messy realizes something)
Mr. Messy: Hey! I stopped sneezing!
(Mr. Messy rubs a finger underneath his nose (or rather invisible nose))
Mr. Messy: It must've been that tie that was making me sneeze!
(Mr. Nervous and Mr. Tickle are shown in a daze while Mr. Fussy is covered in cheese soup)
Mr. Fussy: Why does that not surprise me? Let's go home. This has been more than enough excitement for one night.
Mr. Messy: But we hardly got to eat!
(Mr. Messy notices a huge chunk of cheese on Mr. Fussy's head. Mr. Messy licks his lips and takes out a spoon)
Mr. Tickle: And I hardly got to tickle!
(Mr. Tickle resumes tickling the cheese soup covered Mr. Fussy. Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Little Miss Daredevil, and Little Miss Helpful all watch from their tables in the background)
Mr. Fussy: Ah! No!
(Mr. Fussy runs out of the restaurant with Mr. Tickle following him as he continues tickling Mr. Fussy. Mr. Messy runs after them to try and get some of that cheese on Mr. Fussy's head)
Mr. Fussy: (laughs) Stop! (laughs) This is not the place for of thing! (laughs)
(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Nothing happens for a moment)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated and holds Mr. Scatterbrain's nose)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy's nose inflates then deflates like a balloon courtesy of Mr. Scatterbrain's sneeze. Mr. Grumpy is baffled by this as his nose becomes similar to Squidward's from "SpongeBob SquarePants." The screen fades to black and transitions to the next scene. Little Miss Daredevil is shown flying past a doctor's office specializing in broken bones. A billboard of Mr. Bump with a broken leg is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Some doctors are good at fixing broken legs.
(Little Miss Daredevil flies past another doctor's office specializing in stomach problems. A billboard of a queasy Mr. Strong is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Or upset tummies. While others are good at helping cure more...unusual problems.
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups. She soon flies towards a doctor's office in the shape of a castle A billboard of Little Miss Magic is shown on top of the office)
Narrator: Like a case of the hiccups.
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups)
Narrator: Of course, it helps to be a doctor with a...
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Daredevil does an unintentional loo-de-loop courtesy of her hiccups. Little Miss Daredevil lands in front of the castle-doctor's office and walks inside)
Narrator: Magic touch.
(The camera fades into the doctor's office. Little Miss Daredevil is shown talking to the nurse in charge, Little Miss Scary)
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups) As you can see, (hiccups) Miss Scary. (hiccups) I have (hiccups) a terrible case of the (hiccups) hiccups.
Miss Scary: Well, I know just the cure for that.
(Little Miss Scary puts on her purple large nose, wonky eyes mask and tries to scare Miss Daredevil's hiccups away)
Miss Scary: AAHH!
Miss Daredevil: (hiccups)
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask)
Miss Scary: Boy, I can't even scare them out of you.
(Little Miss Scary takes out a set of bagpipes)
Miss Scary: This is a job for the hiccup doctor.
(Little Miss Scary plays the bagpipes and Little Miss Magic appears in response)
Miss Magic: Ooh! (coughs)
(Little Miss Magic spins upside down)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(Little Miss Scary tosses the bagpipes away)
Miss Scary: I love it when you do that!
Miss Daredevil: Hi, Miss Magic. Can you (hiccups) help me?
(Little Miss Magic floats upside-down over Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: What seems to be the problem?
Miss Daredevil: I have (hiccups) a bad case of the (hiccups) hiccups.
Miss Magic: I think you've come to the right place.
(Little Miss Magic teleports to Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: As a hiccupologist,
(Little Miss Magic notices a frog on her head instead of her hat)
Frog: (croaks)
(Little Miss Magic changes the frog back to her hat)
Miss Magic: I'm trained to cure even the most difficult case of hiccups.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy beeps and bibbledy bops! Bring an end to your silly hiccups.
Goat (offscreen): (bleats)
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil)
Miss Magic: Isn't it amazing?
Miss Daredevil: (bleats)
(Little Miss Daredevil covers her mouth in shock)
Miss Daredevil: (bleats)
Miss Scary: Totally! But now Miss Daredevil talks like a goat!
Miss Magic: Yes, but her hiccups are cured.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats and hiccups)
Miss Magic: Ok, maybe not completely cured.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats angrily)
Miss Scary: I don't speak goat! But I think she wants her old voice back.
Miss Magic: No problem! Let's just try this again.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy tat and bibbledy tac, give the goat girl her voice back!
Goat (offscreen): (bleats)
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil again and turns her into a goat)
Miss Magic: Ta-da!
Miss Daredevil: (bleats and hiccups)
Miss Scary: Ok, now that's scary.
Miss Daredevil: (bleats angrily)
Miss Magic: Oh! This is more serious than I thought.
(Little Miss Magic waves her wand)
Miss Magic: Bibbledy doo and bibbledy boz, turn her back into the way she was!
(Little Miss Magic zaps Little Miss Daredevil once again and turns her back to normal, but she also zapped a nearby flower and turns it into an Audrey II-like Monster. The Audrey II-like Monster then chomps Miss Scary)
Miss Daredevil: Woah, nelly!
Miss Scary (from inside the plant): (laughs) This is great! (laughs)
(Little Miss Daredevil realizes something)
Miss Daredevil: Hey! My hiccups are gone! You did it! Thanks, Miss Magic!
Miss Magic: Sometimes my magic surprises even me!
(The Audrey II monster scares Little Miss Magic)
Miss Magic: Oh!
(Little Miss Magic turns herself into a lawnmower)
Audrey II-like Plant: (roars)
(The Audrey II plant drops Little Miss Scary out of its mouth)
Miss Magic: Ta-da! Woah!
(Little Miss Magic puts herself in reverse and crashes through the wall)
Miss Scary: That was (hiccups) fantastically frightening! (hiccups) I love it! (hiccups)
Miss Daredevil: Uh oh! Should I call Miss Magic back?
Miss Scary (offscreen): Nah!
(Little Miss Scary walks over carrying the Audrey II Plant)
Miss Scary: I have a better idea! (hiccups) Help me carry this thing over (hiccups) to my house!
(Little Miss Daredevil stands up and follows Little Miss Scary outside through the hole Little Miss Magic made. Outside, Little Miss Magic is shown mowing the lawn outside her office in a shoddy manner)
Miss Scary: It will be good and scary (hiccups) in my dining room! (hiccups)
(The screen fades to black and the next bumper plays. Mr. Grumpy is sitting between Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain at the bus stop)
Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bounce: (sneezes)
(Mr. Scatterbrain's nose inflates when he sneezes then deflates back to normal size. Mr. Bounce bounces as he sneezes)
Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles)
(Mr. Grumpy, understandably becomes irritated with both Mr. Scatterbrain and Mr. Bounce. To solve the problem, he holds Mr. Scatterbrain's nose and holds Mr. Bounce down)
Mr. Grumpy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well. This causes Mr. Grumpy to be briefly stretched like an accordion from those movements. Realizing that he caught the bug Mr. Bounce and Mr. Scatterbrain had, Mr. Grumpy gets up from the bus stop bench and leaves)
Mr. Grumpy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well)
Mr. Grumpy: (sneezes)
(Mr. Grumpy both bounces when he sneezes and his nose briefly inflates as well. The scene transitions to later in the evening as the chilly wind is still blowing)
Narrator: And so you see...
(The camera pans down to show Mr. Nervous walking home)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
Narrator: Sneezes and hiccups are nothing to be afraid of.
(The camera pans to Mr. Nervous)
Miss Daredevil (offscreen): (hiccups)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs and hides behind a rock)
Narrator: Unless of course, you're Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Stubborn (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: Gah!
Narrator: So the next time you sneeze
(Mr. Nervous is shown hiding in a mailbox)
Narrator: Be sure to cover your mouth.
Miss Sunshine (offscreen): (sneezes)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous hides in a nearby tree)
Narrator: And if you get a case of the (hiccups)
(Mr. Nervous jumps out of the tree)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away)
Narrator: Hiccups, uh and want to get rid of (hiccups) uh, them, think of something really scary.
(Little Miss Scary pops up wearing her green scary mask and scares the narrator)
Miss Scary: AH!!!!
Narrator: Oh dear!
(Little Miss Scary takes off her mask and notices Mr. Nervous and vice versa)
Mr. Nervous: (screams)
(Mr. Nervous runs away and Little Miss Scary chases after him)
Miss Scary: (laughs)
Narrator: Thank you, Miss Scary. I couldn't have done it without you.
(Little Miss Scary continues to chase Mr. Nervous as the screen fades to black. The episode ends here)